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Hello?
Good morning, is your mother in?
Are your ready?
I need to go now.
Jesus, the son of God...
...descended to earth and suffered...
...to pay for our sins.
THIRTY YEARS LATER
You're in danger.
I don't care as long as I'm near you.
I never thanked you for your help.
It was brave, very courageous.
I've never seen anybody so beautiful.
I think I'm in love with you.
- You'll come with me to the police? - No.
Why?
I killed Charles Ringan.
Would you tell the Commissioner?
If you insist.
I don't want to.
Listen, I'm very tired, I feel stiff.
I killed a man and I witnessed the murder of a poor soul.
It's all because Geiger was singing Carmen.
If I told, your house would be invaded by police...
...before you'd have time to flee.
Perhaps she'll recover. I've seen it in the past.
We'll let your father know about Ringan.
You forgot something.
Me?
What do you have?
Nothing you can't heal.
OH!
"The Slide Whistle Micmacs"
If I extract the bullet, he may become a vegetable.
If I don't extract it, he'll be living on a knife edge.
Better to be alive and at risk of dying...
...than to live without being conscious of living.
This is closer to philosophy then medicine.
Heads or Tails?
Heads!
OK, I'll leave it be. It will set off airport alarms!
They changed the lock.
What happened, did you comb your hair with a can opener?
Where are my belongings?
Initially, in the cellar. But you know people...
After 3 days, there was little more than odd socks left.
That's my cap
Hey...
My little Bazil...
For you, they fell off the back of a truck.
100% cotton.
You've a job, you'll find a new home.
Good morning. Is Serge in?
Well! If it isn't Bazil! You've come back!
I almost didn't.
I hope they took the lead from your head.
I'm back, faithful to the position.
But the position was not faithful to you.
I had to replace you.
This is Lola.
Three month trial.
We just signed a permanent contract. Ah...
Well, we haven't kissed...
Mr Bazil!
Don't listen to him. In fact, I have a boyfriend.
His name's Ricardo.
He picks me up every night on his motorbike.
He always parks over there.
Where you were shot.
One day, while riding...
We heard a little noise, like a pebble stuck in the tyre.
Mr Bazil, it was no pebble.
Which hand?
Try again.
She puts her head under her feet and her toes in her nose
And then does the splits
She spins and coils like a caterpillar
Suddenly, her legs around his neck
She spins, like ball And nibbles his knees
The rubber woman
With her, what fun they can have Ah, it's crazy
It's enough to make you go funny in the head
They search below And they find it underneath
The rubber woman
Thank you...
You got five minutes?
I spent my life in jail.
So they call me "Closet".
Mine's Bazil.
I know. You're a sweet in jar.
You've been on the streets for 2 months,
but you're not beaten, you have a purpose. What is it?
I live day to day.
With the bullet, that can make me trip out anytime.
Me, the widow maker gave me this injury.
The guillotine in 59.
The guillotine jammed.
It happened 2 times. I was pardoned.
Get that bullet out of your head.
Impossible. The surgeon said...
Because...
You follow me. A family will adopt you.
Hi.
Hi!
That's Max. Here we're home.
We share our home. This is our little goose of the Capitol.
If the robber is pointing...
Ha! Ha! Go, go, my little guy.
Come on in, don't be shy.
Wakey...
Come, let me introduce you.
She decides who is recruited.
You collect stray bullets? Yes, ma'am.
Say!
I'm Tambouille.
Here stuff is recovered, we sort it and repair it.
Everybody together.
Even little Pierre.
And he's an artist.
He brings anything we can use.
59...
42...
104!
Nickel.
She's called "Calculator". Father and mother unknown.
He has a compass in his eye.
The white man a compass in the eye
...starvation, begins at the top...
...and goes from cock to the ass. Yes!
"The compass in the eye". Note.
He was a writer in Brazil.
Fracasse is my name.
I have carbon staples...
...in my throat.
He lost a lung in a water bottle explosion
...and also have a bicycle Dynamo in my stomach
...and 3 neck joints of titanium.
Well, go ahead, tap away. Go ahead, it's titanium!
Go! Go ahead!
Oh!
He dreams of getting his name in the Guinness Book of Records.
I already did. in 77! 212 metres: Record for the human-cannonball.
We never saw the certificate.
I was robbed! I've told you already.
Hey, you! Why do you get him upset?
Now that you belong to our family...
...get me a small pot of cream from the fridge.
Further down, boy!
Aaaahh!
You want my picture?
She's a little snappish...
...but she's always the first to bend for others...
You're a contortionist? No, I am the vegetable crisper!
She was like that from birth...
At 5, she was already hiding in the pantry.
And he remained so long in the closet...
...without laces in his shoes that he's forgot how to tie them!
Come!
Go to the table, the mash is ready.
*Speaking a Flemish dialect*
Can I help you?
Yes, I would like to see Mr. De Fenouillet.
Of course, you have an appointment?
That is to say, I have something in mind.
It concerns him.
If this is a project or idea, send an email.
I could send him a scan, but I prefer to see him.
You'll have to leave.
Yes. Warning!
Warning!
Warning! Warning!
Boo!
Show this clown to the street, that's all.
A bullet in the head?
At least he'll remember us!
Guys, I need someone here! Go!
You know we're leaders...
...in the field of cluster munitions.
We have quadrupled our sales in the Gulf...
...decreased by 7 to 9% on collateral damage.
As you know, we're not monsters.
We don't want anyone dead.
We all know too well...
...that a wounded soldier is more expensive than a dead soldier!
Our CBS-87 fires off 202 projectiles...
...and cleans the equivalent of 4 football fields.
We have been present in the Gulf, Kosovo...
..and Afghanistan... In short, it's time to call...
...to this forum the architect of our success.
Our CEO... Francois Marconi!
Thank you, Thank you. Thank you very much.
Tracers...
...explosives or bullets...
...ours are the best...
...the most aggressive and successful.
Rimbaud started out as a poet, but is now an arms dealer.
Well, I... I'll do the opposite.
But until retirement...
..I will continue to rhyme ambition with ammunition...
...Living with dynamite.
Long live Vigilante Armament!
Goodnight, Mr. President.
General...
Joseph, good night!
May I remind you...
...of the new rule in effect.
A landmine was placed under the playing surface.
Yes, it is a renewed challenge...
...offered by the league.
The suspense was short lived as the centre -forward...
...the visiting team just payed the price.
You were brilliant tonight. Thank you, Georges.
Arthur Rimbaud was an arms dealer, in history?
Yes, but it didn't prevent him from dying of gangrene, when they amputated his leg.
Baudelaire, of syphilis?
Verlaine, delirium tremens...
...Lorca was shot...
...Nerval hanged himself from a lamppost.
I will never encourage my son to become a poet, sir.
Tomorrow, wake me up at 10am.
Yes, sir.
You've worked for us for how long?
30 years next month.
Ah...
Why don't we...
...upgrade this place for your 30 years?
With some hightech equipment.
The old pots make the best soups.
Hum...
Change is coming.
At least once every 30 years.
Why can't he sleep at the foot of the bed?
Stop moaning!
Birds of a Feather.
Hey, Grandma? Croutons!
The day went well?
Yes, papa! I was brilliant tonight.
My Speech was fantastic, I was compared to Rimbaud.
You know who he is?
Yes, but your not that muscular.
No, not "Rambo" darling... "Rimbaud".
Put him to bed.
Yes, Sir.
Hello, Yes.
No, wait... How did you get this number?
Yes, I see.
No, not this kind of transaction, not over the phone.
No! neither...
I prefer a public place.
I know... Say Wednesday...
...3pm, the sports department of Galeries Lafayette.
Yes, that's it.
Waffles...
...in Brussels!
Don't eat too much, I put rum in the batter.
Hey, stop!
*Speaking in Flemish dialect*
*She speaks Chinese*
Hurry, the minots! They'll be ready soon!
Mr Fracasse...
Isn't this you, here in the Guinness Book of Records?
Yikes!
The 77!
What did I tell you!
What did I tell you... Ha! Ha!
"On July 14, 1977, Theodore Henri de Montreuil"...
Who is Theodore Henry?
..."beat by 9 metres"...
..."the record for Human-Canonball established by Mr. Grampee in 66"! Ha!
"Beat by 9 metres!"
Yes!
Give it to me, kid? Oh no.
Ah yes, please, give me.
But no... If you give to me...
You autograph my T-shirt, then.
"T. Henri"...
Thierry Henri.
Fracasso, I have a job for you.
I'm not joking...
...but I think there's a catch.
You've an idea in mind?
Mister poses a mystery.
Well, who cares, you're not curious.
Oh...Oh!
What time?
Tomorrow, 10am, opposite the tomb of Sacha Guitry.
Mister Marconi?
I am the messenger of Omar Boulounga.
Omar Boulounga... The former dictator...?
The former and the next. He's preparing a revolution.
I don't have a polical view.
We require rifles, grenades and mines.
And the DGA, the Export Committee, the Ottawa Treaty?
You have the weapons. In stock.
You don't have an export sector in Zamibia.
We'd like one.
And this should interest me? Check us out.
We'll give you double the cash and more... in diamonds if the coup succeeds.
Continue.
Mr. Bouloungas' national account...
...the diamond mines...
Don't Sneeze! Think of something, fast!
Zebras are white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
Oh, pygmies!
Are there dwarfs among pygmies?
Why do we say "CIA" and not "If-E-O"?
Or "FBI-Ouch" and not "FBI?
Think...
...but do not delay too much, we returned to Conakry on Monday.
You!
Yes, You!
I don't know what your shenanigans are about...
...but either you go and continue doing everything by yourself...
...or you stay and ask us for help.
Am I clear?
Some of them want to help me?
What?
I found the manufacturer of the bullet that killed my father.
I need to do two things at once I can't do it alone.
Stick together...
They're the watchmen.
Inside is the dealer.
The drug's hidden in the mailbox.
That way, if they're ever searched...
...they are white as snow. Let's go!
You've already done it for the crash and whiplash at the same time?
You're old school.
Yes?
Asbestos Control. A problem was reported.
But there's no asbestos here!
We didn't find asbestos in the devil vauvert.
From the crack of dawn...
...we dealt with that problem.
So, no need to rock the boat.
Ah!
Oh! But...
The widow told me she'd never leave.
Wherever I go, it's on my back.
Hats off!
And my receipt?
The more one drinks, the more one is right!
The boarding hall, please?
My brother, you want a magical necklace? Get you into heaven.
This powder wards off evil spirits.
But yes! Ha! Ha!
Ah, you're the boss? Commander!
Here!
It will protect you against the devil...
...and the vagaries of fait.
Incense that'll allow you to contact the deceased.
Let the passengers be! I've told you a 100 times!
This is your last warning. Get away!
Sorry, gentlemen. I wish you a safe journey.
Excuse me, please sir.
Hello.
We're after a flight to America.
The departure hall?
Yes, we're off to Manhattan to visit...
...my son.
You must register your baggage before.
She's the stepsister...
...my son who left in 1989 for New York.
New York... You're talking to me?
In 1988.
On December 12, 1988.
*Last call for Conakry*
*Lufthansa Flight 202*
The vertebra of Tino Rossi.
Winston Churchills Fingernail clippings.
The molar of Marilyn...
Monroe.
The foot of Salma Lazarus...
Heart of Louis XVI.
The finger of Matisse.
The eye of Mussolini...
It is expected that the DGA launched the study and called the Saudis...
Yes, it was an individual effort more than group...rather well done.
Well, they will not provide the source code.
If it works? Remember the Sarajevo market...
Collateral damage added value in the media.
But of course...
That's why it kills me to say.
You and I, we work...
...in the defense industry...
...not in the attack industry.
I beg you, dear friend.
You are always welcome.
My respects to madame.
Appointment at 5 pm Train Bleu restaurant: The eye of Mussolini has arrived.
I'm already 10 minutes late, hurry!
What was that, Maurice?
"It's Stephen", sir. Stephen, yes!
We have a puncture, I think. Sorry, I'll see.
Peasant!
Hello.
I have a reservation in the name of De Fenouillet.
Yes. You are expected.
I am Mr. De Fenouillet's right hand.
He asked me to tell you that the Eye of Mussolini interests him
In exchange for Achilles heel and Adam's apple of...
1, 2, 3...test. 1, 2, 3...test.
I am the messenger of Omar Boulounga.
Go ahead, make me an offer.
Do not put the cart before the horse. It will save us...
...from having 2 feet in the same hoof.
If you have the Eye of Mussolini...
...I'll give you the molar of Marilyn.
It's worth it.
I've got the finger of Matisse and fingernails Churchill...
...name the price. What say you, Mr. Lazarus?
Mr. Lazarus has had a setback, he had to leave.
Unfortunately, Mr. Lazarus has had to stand you up.
He's returned to his household.
Who are you?
I am the messenger of Omar Boulounga.
Boulounga?
I thought... We were done?
Nay.
A popular revolution...
A popular revolution...
...Omar will return where Omar belongs.
I'm not interested in politics.
It doesn't feed you bread...
Double the cash...
...plus more diamonds...
...if the usurper...
...takes to his heels and we get back Boulounga.
When, how and where?
Tuesday, 27th, one of your men. Just one...
...will be at the station at 14.45 with the samples.
He'll buy a ticket for Crecy-la-Chapelle and leave...
...with a deposit...
...of 30% Cash...
...dollars and cents.
Well? The operator's transferring me.
Marconi? Omar Boulounga in person.
So you thought? Ha! Ha!
Congratulations, you're now looking at noon to 2pm.
I didn't invent sliced bread...
...but I don't mistake candles for lanterns.
Well, I want one man present...
... with samples at the Eastern railway station tomorrow at 14:45.
He'll get a ticket for La Ferte-Milon.
He'll leave with the 1st installment of the order. ok?
Right. Ok!
Ready for more, guys?
Why "guys"?
Well, because there'll be action.
Ah! When there's action, it's not for girls?
Preconception...
Uh...
You're not a real...
Real what?
A real girl! Is that it?
I wouldn't say that.
If that's it.
No. Is it! Is that what you wanted to say.
No.
Did you mean I'm a 'Tomboy'?
That's right.
When I have to fold into a bag, I'm in the club!
Ladies and gentlemen, arms traffickers...
...currently waiting in the station.
Be vigilant.
Don't buy a land mine from a dealer on the run.
You risk him using it.
Thank you for your attention.
Wow! What's that?
1 kg 720 steel, 350 grams of polycarbonate...
...70 grammes of kevlar.
And that's not a small Uzi is it?
It's a MAC 10, maybe even 11.
No, no!
You step on it and it'll take your foot!
Oh...
Or your life, perhaps.
Hold there!
That's for recycling! It's not for us.
I didn't recycle it, it fell off the back of a tank!
Confiscated!
It's a nasty game!
If you want to be Al Capone, go to Chicago!
Ah... if I wasn't here...
Ready for Phase 2? Strike while the iron is hot!
Let's draw!
De Fenouillet, here's Boulounga.
Your man didn't turn up!
The deal is obsolete. Vigilante Armament offered me better.
Make a cross on the diamonds and butter in the spinach.
Marconi Boulounga for Omar.
If you could do it a bit more sober.
Marconi? Boulounga is pissed!
Your boy took to his heels.
The deal is dead and gone.
Aubervilliers Armaments are better customers. Goodbye!
Tambouille, I have to go out between 1 and 2pm.
Your 2 sharks have taken the bait?
For now, they're biting. I'm...
...just going to sweeten the pot!
But when it bites, it will be well hooked...
It's big. Then I...
Then 'We'... We'll turn the screws.
No, not until we see their faces.
Not Gay, Gay. Lookout!
Lookout.
Yes. Oh well...
I need volunteers to go on the roofs. Thank you, calculator.
It's good to have people who count.
Good...
Uh...where are you going then?
Well, wherever you go.
Excuse me, but I must handle a delicate matter.
I prefer to go alone.
Ah, I understand.
It's true that in matters of delicacy...
...and even subtlety...
...you're an expert.
"The diva of porn", she'll please you!
Something of a pencil sharpener!
Great, but do you own a nightgown.
I sleep naked.
Hey, Henry...
...you spell Henri...
...not with a Y but with an I.
Oh? Are you sure?
Thierry Henri? Yeah.
It would be wrong, Thierry Henry?
Do not worry, I'm always game for the Cyclops sneeze.
Well, we'll do as you ask? Yeah.
Soon. This evening.
What?
I thought...
...you're fishing for shark, not cod or herring!
We're not married.
No, we're not married.
Anyway, perverts are not my thing.
Mine's like... with contortionists.
My mother always told me to distrust twisted...
I am not twisted.
I am a sensitive soul in a flexible body.
That's not the same
Hello? Listen to me.
You listen to me!
Camel!
I despise your shenanigans!
Put the Boulounga diamonds where you like!
You want to play the bloody idiot? You want that I take out more teeth, fingers...
...and bones of the Assyrian kings. More looting of the Baghdad museum...
If you want war, think twice about it!
When one is fortunate to have divorced...
...to advantage, one doesn't choose as a mistress...
...the wife of the Prime Minister.
I also have the recording at home.
Well, I gotta say...
...that Grandpa and Grandma did it in the dark...
So doing it in front of everyone...
...is just a little more dramatic...
...a little more creative, a little more flexible, right?
Bazil! Hey!
Boo!
Oh...
Let's go.
There... I'm not too much girl to act like an alley cat?
No, precisely why we needed a person...
Flexible!
We needed someone like you, feline and female.
Oh dear...
Marignan? 1515.
Nagasaki? 17 kilotonnes.
Kiss?
Hello, sir.
Something happened during the night. It's most unusual.
Sir!
Come on, Maurice. "Stephen", Sir.
I have a delivery for Mr. De Fenouillet
You're out of luck, he just left.
Leave it to me.
It's a bit heavy.
Ah...
Go ahead.
There.
7 metres, 50 centimetres, 4 millimetres.
The same rubber
With her, you can go crazy
She'll send you funny in the head
It seeks the above
And is found below
The same rubber
Child!
You've washed your hands? YES!
Let's see.
Hey, you!
There is no laughing at the table.
How are you going, with your merchants of death?
They're hooked! The more they struggle the more their trapped.
Oh... When I think of those poor mothers...
...who lose their children because of mines.
You know Tambouille?
She had 2 little girls. One evening at the Foire du Tr๏ฟฝne...
...she saw them enter the labyrinth.
She never saw them come out.
For years, she has searched the streets.
Eventually, she became a tramp.
And after all that, She adopted us.
Fifififi...
Enough, my lowly masses.
What can you see my little salty?
Fats: 62%, proteins: 4%... OH!
Ben who?
A little salty is as it should be...
...a black belt at Cordon Bleu.
Oh, surely not...
Even if...oh no.
You've got an idea for cooking your 2 big fish?
Frying. There's more to roll in flour.
In the flour!
Fracasse, you sure? No! He's okay.
Go! We we will do Fracasse's final checks!
Calculator!
Distance: 138 meters.
Wind Speed: 12 km/h, Direction South/SouthWest.
There. Weight of the projectile?
76 kilos.
Add 4. It's Tambouilles fault.
OK...say 80.
Why did you add more?
Slice: 70 grammes. Butter: 37 g. Jam...
Okay, okay! Come on, get ready.
Remington!
For the committees approval!
Engine!
It's time to go.
No, it's too early. 59...
58...
57...
56...
55 seconds.
Oh!
Closet, what happened?
What? It's recycled! It's old...
Oh!
Closet!
You Bastard!
But it's recycled!
Fire!
Watchout!
Come on, move!
Watchout!!
No batteries?! How?!
It's recycled. It's recycled?
I broke the altitude record! And I had proof!
One Minute, butterfly!
What?
I devoted myself to the the filming! That's the last straw!
No Battery!
It's an unwritten law: One key to the equipment.
It's going to explode.
It's her. Code 5, no quarter.
You are Madame Cisse? Yes.
Your husband has a problem.
What happened?
Your husband is ashamed: He lost your residency permit.
Then I only have to request a duplicate.
That's what I organised with Edward Mangin...
... my friend the Prefect of Police.
But your record as not been found.
But I assure you...
Why have you done this?
Who are you?
I'm part of the company that employs your husband.
You see, our activities relate to...
...national defense.
At the same time, obviously...
...we feel obliged to protect children...
I always try to put pressure on my friend Mangin
That's good, I'm seeing him tomorrow night.
I know, you know what?
Show him.
In Naval shipyards, they have the same machine.
You see where it is?
It's essential, it must be installed with...
...the bulkhead opening on the outside...
...like that.
This has been done to guide the air out...
...in case of...
...the technician activating the machine from behind the door...
Ideally we would proceed...
...during lunch, when the machine is paused.
What should I do? Almost nothing.
You unscrew the small tube here, you slide the steel ball out...
...and that's all.
It's dangerous?
Returning to Somalia... is dangerous too.
I put it where? Ah!
Do not bother to clean the dust underneath.
Do you have a minute?
It's forbidden to park here with this load.
Don't worry, I'll be quick.
By God!
That's strange. Usually, he warns me.
In the time of his father, you would not have come.
There's nothing to sign? No.
Thank you very much.
Bazil, this blackmail evidence, what is it?
It may be a video...
...tape, envelopes, photos...
It can be anything and anywhere.
Thank's for the clarification.
it's somewhere there.
That slab...
Where's this package?
I understand, it was there.
The nanny has put it away?
No, your son is with his mother.
His mother... Ah yes, true.
Get me the package.
I assure you... Just go.
Oh, this'll be sweet...
this afternoon in the Naval shipyards of Aubervilliers...
...it did extensive damage.
No casualties were reported.
An investigation is underway to determine the cause.
...recall the CEO Nicolas Thibault de Fenouillet...
...has been cited in cases of influencing the deal...
...but he's not been replaced at this time.
- I defy anyone to make... - Rubbish.
...no tangible evidence!*
It's a scandal!
Ongoing information on LCI.
Calm, calm...Breath.
Practice: The key issues.
Number 12: Who...
...invents jokes?
No. 27: Why is the place we seek on a map always in the fold?
No. 62: How much erosion is caused by walking?
The CEO, Nicolas Thibault de Fenouillet...
...has been cited with charges of influencing the sales...
...and has been fired.
Ah! Rubbish!
...no tangible evidence!
It's a setup.
Ongoing information on LCI.
So you want war?
Well it will be a Blitzkrieg!
Sir, we have to go?
Go!
Go. Go.
Go!
Ah! What now!...
That's it then?
You thought we'd rot in prison?
You're impressed by our resolve?
Exercise # 8: Money...
Dough, cash, money, moola, wonga, lucre, grease...
...dosh, pennies!
Yeah!
No!
Tut tut tut...Hush.
Oh...
Oh! No!
I came to teach you a little lesson...
...but these clowns gave me another idea.
Oh no...
How?
You'd never take such a risk.
What risk?
You refused to sell arms to rebels who were formenting a coup.
They planted a bomb in the Naval shipyards...
...before coming to attack you!
We rushed to your aid...
Isn't that so, Libarski?
We arrived a bit too late.
This is perfect.
Wait, wait...
Ah!
I'll give you the tape with the evidence.
The teeth, the fingers, the looting of Baghdad Museum.
You take it and you leave.
It's not enough.
Oh, okay, stop your bullshit!
Ok, I would not have sabotaged your plant.
But you stole my shells.
What shells?
Well...
...the ammo truck.
You stole an amunition truck.
We did what? No.
It wasn't us.
The truck, wasn't me.
It was probably them.
Yes, it must be them.
Him...it's him!
He was spotted in the video!
He was disguised as a server!
I thought he worked for you.
I thought he worked for you...
...dirty trick number 2.
What madness! Who do you work for?
Er...I'm on my own.
I have a bachelor flat.
We'll question him there?
My car is outside.
I'm not too early!
You're late. The problem is over.
That's him.
Oh...
Aeschylus died after...
...a turtle hit him in the head.
Jean-Baptiste Lully, died of gangrene.
Barbarossa drowned by forgetting to remove his armor to cross a river.
And me, I'm dying stupidly too, feeling like a jerk.
Closet, Plan B.
E-m-e-r-g-e-n-c-y!
Everyone out! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Hop on!
240, 230...
...220, 210...
...200, 190, 180, 170...
...160, 150...
...130, 120...
...110, 90, 70...
And...and...and...now!
Dump the trash!
Slowly.
Oh shit...
Garbage pick-up!
They're over us... on the bridge!
The carrots are cooked, and you've drawn a blank!
Hope you enjoy the sun.
We're paying for your vacation to North Africa.
Closet, good landing, thank you
He! He! It's... RECYCLED'!!!
Again!
Again!
You recognise this?
And you, recognise this?
Shhh! Tut tut tut...
Don't move.
Don't move.
You want a ransom?
Demand a price... we can afford it.
I'm Friends...
...with the President of the Republic.
Take away this grenade, it's ridiculous!
We'll call, you'll see, he will pay
Articulate, idiot!
What do you want?
Sorry...
...for the kids.
Ah yes... Sorry.
Apologies to the women...
...who are raped in the wars!
I sell weapons to people who stop wars.
You bastard!
You still sell Landmines!
I'm for terrorism. Me too.
The Boeing 300 who died in Ankara...
The explosive were ours!
You were using, I was providing...
...ETA and the IRA.
And Darfur, where do you think they get their explosives from?
You encouraged the markets?
Kind of pathetic!
Video traffickers
Go to YouTube...
...and type "arms dealers caught".
Guys, come see.
Mr. Marconi, please!
The price of your shares collapsed.
You may serve 15 years. What's your defense?
We can send you a YouTube link...
Fenouillet dropped by his former political friends...
...by the President himself...
...has fled to an unknown location...
We expect one day to see the closing of the Naval shipyards of Aubervilliers.
As soon as the 2 merchants of death hit the floor...
...Bazil, proud as Lucifer, beat his breast and made amends...
There's no need to be a genius...
...to understand that they would see with eyes of Chimene.
And it was no secret...
...they get along like a house on fire.
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