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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,560 - I'd like to be a psychologist. -Something in the travel industry. 2 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,160 -A vet. I love animals. - Rich and famous. 3 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,800 I want to be a mechanic. 4 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,160 I want to be a bass guitar player, and I want to travel a lot. 5 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,200 -A photographer. - I'd like to be a psychiatrist. 6 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:46,040 A secretary to earn lots of money. 7 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:49,000 I'd like to maybe be a fashion designer... 8 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:52,440 or I'd like to be a philosopher. 9 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:55,120 I want to be happy and successful. 10 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,840 - I want to be a masseuse. - I want to be a sky-dive instructor. 11 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:01,960 - I'd like to be a supermodel. - I want to be a painter or comedienne. 12 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:05,320 I'm going to marry my boyfriend Jared and have... 13 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,320 four kids. 14 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:10,200 I want to get married and that, but like not straight away. 15 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:14,520 Settle down with a guy, and then have a family. 16 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,200 To be honest, I don't want to get married whatsoever. 17 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:21,400 Getting married and having children-- definitely yes-- but not too early. 18 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,720 But I don't recommend you leave it too late, 'cause you should see my auntie. 19 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,720 She's so desperate. 20 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:47,200 That's a no. That's a no. That's a maybe, but I think it'll be a no. 21 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,480 Green Oaks High says tomorrow's no good. Try ringing back next year. 22 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,600 The personal growth teacher at North Hills canceled. 23 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,400 Presbyterian Grammar School banned you... 24 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,320 since that piece you did on their Year Eight drug dealers. 25 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,400 Your dry cleaning's ready to be picked up, and your mother called. 26 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,360 Shit! 27 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:11,760 Shit! 28 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,360 - Another bloody award. - What for? 29 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,640 Your teen suicide number. Tedious, isn't it? 30 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:30,160 You must have enough paperweights to sink a ship by now. 31 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,240 Jesus, Pam... 32 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,760 You're not still researching that story on girls, are you? 33 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,920 - I know, I know, deadline's looming! - Second deadline. 34 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:44,080 - Is that all? - Actually, no. 35 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,400 If it's Joe's domestic violence story, I'm going through it with him tomorrow. 36 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,440 No, it's not that. It's something else. 37 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:51,960 Well? 38 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:55,880 - I don't quite know how to put this. - Haven't got all day, Max. 39 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,480 Well, actually, it's not just me. It's the whole office. 40 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,400 There's something-- 41 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,200 Look, I know I've been a real pain in the butt lately... 42 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,760 but it's been 17 1/2 days, and I'm not going to take up smoking again... 43 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,800 just to make your life easier. 44 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:21,400 It's just that the girls want to know how many candles to put on your cake. 45 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,880 Happy birthday! 46 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,280 I'll kill you. 47 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,640 Don't look at me. Rog organized the whole thing. 48 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,760 I believe in miracles 49 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,680 Where you from, you sexy thing 50 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:55,360 You sexy thing You sexy thing, you sexy thing 51 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,200 I believe in miracles 52 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:01,560 -Since you came along - You sexy thing, you sexy thing 53 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,080 Hi. You've reached my machine, but don't hang up. 54 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,360 Please leave a message, send a fax or try the mobile. 55 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:26,720 Pam? Just your old mum ringing to wish you the best. 56 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,720 But you're not there, so let's hope you're out celebrating. 57 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:33,720 Righty-ho. Happy birthday, love. 58 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,240 I love and approve of myself. 59 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,640 I love and approve of myself. 60 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,720 I love and approve of myself. 61 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:55,200 I am in the rhythm and fow of ever-changing life. 62 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:58,360 I deserve the best, and I accept the best. 63 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,280 Where are you? 64 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,240 Yes! 65 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,720 Hi. 66 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,200 Hi! 67 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,280 I guess I could go to nightclubs, discos... 68 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,240 but, well, I mean, if I was a decent kind of lady... 69 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,280 sitting there, minding my own business... 70 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,960 and a man like me came up and tried to strike up a conversation, well-- 71 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,160 I'd think I was a sleaze. 72 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:55,720 So, I certainly don't think there's anything wrong... 73 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,680 with people, you know, making use of personal advertisements. 74 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:02,880 And I absolutely can't see that there's anything to be ashamed of about that. 75 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,400 Can you? I mean, it's not like we're freaks. 76 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,800 It's not like we're social retards, no. 77 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,840 We're just intelligent, mature people trying to... 78 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,560 take our destinies into our own hands. 79 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,040 Right? 80 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,040 Bastard. Coward. 81 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:01,000 Misogynist. Commitmophobe. 82 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,560 Dental surgeon. 83 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:46,200 Mr. Right. 84 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,560 Oh, Robert Dickson. 85 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:02,280 Why did I let you go? 86 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:35,480 I mean, God, Terri, I was going to be so successful. 87 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,880 What do you mean? You are! 88 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,160 I've completely fucked up. 89 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,720 You were so lucky to meet Leonard. 90 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:48,040 You've got a gorgeous husband, a fantastic marriage... 91 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:51,200 and now, to top it all off, uou've got Otto. 92 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:54,760 - You're disgustingly happy. - Oh, well, I'm so sorry. 93 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,640 Anyway, what's happy? You know where it comes from? 94 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:00,040 In here, attitude. 95 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:04,240 That's easy to say when you're happy. 96 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:10,680 - I think I've missed the boat. - Rubbish. 97 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,280 I'm thinking about having a baby... 98 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,840 by myself if I have to. 99 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:19,800 - I thought you didn't like kids. - What's that got to do with it? 100 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,000 Oh, pooh! 101 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:27,560 - It's different when they arrive. - Come on, Mr. Pooh. 102 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,520 I like Otto. 103 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,240 I'm supposed to be happily married with two kids by now. 104 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:38,200 - Says who? - A clairvoyant. 105 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,120 When did you see a clairvoyant? 106 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,680 Ages ago, after I decided not to marry Robert. 107 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:47,680 You don't seriously still think about Robert Dickson, do you? 108 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:51,160 - How many years are we talking, 10, 12? - Thirteen. 109 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,760 Whatever happened to Dicko? 110 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,280 He ended up marrying Janine Lititski. 111 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:02,840 Anyway, this clairvoyant said move on, don't look back... 112 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:07,560 and I'd meet a wonderful man and have two great kids by the time I was-- 113 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,720 By now. 114 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:17,600 One more time! Hold on tight at the back. Okay, ready? Step! 115 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,840 Elbow! Knee! 116 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:23,280 Now, come on. Let's put something into it. Show us you mean it. Yell! 117 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,040 Okay, let's go. Okay, step! Elbow! 118 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,880 Knee! 119 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,120 Come on! Come on! There's no point in being ladylike about it. 120 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:33,520 - So, go! Go! - Go! 121 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,320 Okay. Okay. Now, let's say that he's got a hold of you. 122 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,200 - What are some of the things you use? - Kicking. 123 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,880 - Punching? - Yelling? 124 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,760 Okay, and if he's got you on the ground, on top of you? 125 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:49,160 - Scratch his eyes out. - Pretend to cooperate. Bite his tongue. 126 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:53,760 - Okay. Anything else? - Rupture his scrotum. 127 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:01,720 So, do you think girls get a fair go in this school? 128 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,360 - What's this for again? - I write for 'Focal Point'. 129 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,960 I'm researching an article about girls today-- 130 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:12,480 what they want out of life, dreams, expectations, obstacles. 131 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,080 Oh, that's good stuff, 'Focal Point'. Great articles. 132 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:18,240 - You read it? - Yeah. I can, you know. 133 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,520 No, I didn't mean-- 134 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,400 I just didn't think it was the kind of thing that a P.E. teacher would-- 135 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:27,800 A P.E. teacher? Oh. No, this isn't phys-ed. This is Life Skills. 136 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,520 So you're a-- 137 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,760 - A student crisis counselor. - Sorry. 138 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,240 Ben. Ben Monroe. 139 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,160 Pamela Drury. 140 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:42,000 There was a terrific story a while back on teen suicide. 141 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,120 Thank you. 142 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,440 - You wrote that? - I can, you know. 143 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:50,720 I wish I'd made a copy of it. Do you reckon I could get hold of a back copy? 144 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,040 Yes, I think so... 145 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,040 if you really want. 146 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,720 - Nearly went that way myself, you know. - Suicide? 147 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,240 -Journalism. - Oh. 148 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,720 Investigative, of course. You know, ask the hard questions. 149 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:05,520 Expose corruption. Right all wrongs. 150 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:12,400 Look, I'm really sorry. I've gotta rush. I've got a student waiting. 151 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:16,840 - That's fine. - If you ever need any help,just-- 152 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:20,280 Well, that would be great. It's a real hassle getting into schools. 153 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,400 All right. Well-- 154 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,440 I'm a bit hard to catch here. 155 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,040 You know, we get the lot in this place-- 156 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:31,320 You know, eating disorders, racism, harassment... 157 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,320 assault, drugs... 158 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,400 and a bit of self-mutilation on a good day. 159 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:40,600 Hot date, Mr. Monroe? Reckon you'll get your end in? 160 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,240 - That's what I like about you -About you 161 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,640 - You hold me tight - Tight 162 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,520 Tell me I'm the only one 163 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,200 - Wanna come over tonight - Hello! 164 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,400 Oh, hi, Mum. Hang on, hang on, hang on. 165 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:21,480 Yeah, I'm just in the middle of dinner. That's all right. 166 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,680 Steak and vegetables. 167 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,600 How are you? 168 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,880 No, not tonight. I've got work to do. 169 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:35,080 Mum, I do look after myself. 170 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,600 I do get out. I've seen people. 171 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,160 Do you always have to do this? 172 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,520 Mum, I'm not being sensitive. 173 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,800 Mum, I have not chosen a solitary lifestyle. 174 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,800 Hi. Ben? 175 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:01,560 Oh, it's Pamela Drury, the journalist from this afternoon. 176 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,720 Look. This might sound crazy. 177 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,960 I don't normally do this type of thing, but... 178 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,800 I was wondering-- please say if this is inappropriate-- 179 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,680 but I was wondering if-- 180 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,880 Oh, fuck! 181 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,080 He cooks. 182 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,560 Please, God, don't make him an alcoholic. 183 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,480 When I was young 184 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,320 I never needed 185 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,600 Anyone 186 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:40,000 And making love was just for fun 187 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,000 Those days are gone 188 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,560 Livin'alone 189 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:55,120 I think of all the friends I've known 190 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:01,000 And when I dial the telephone 191 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:06,080 Nobody's home 192 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:17,960 All by myself 193 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,040 Don't wanna be 194 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:25,360 All by myself 195 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,040 Anymore 196 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,520 I took a chance 197 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:34,840 Sometimes I feel so insecure 198 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,120 Love's so distant and obscure 199 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,640 - Get that in you. You look like death. - Thanks, Charlie. 200 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:19,240 - You gotta look after yourself, Pamela. - Yeah, yeah, I know. 201 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,320 Excuse me. I'm conducting a survey. Do you have a moment? 202 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,800 Doesn't take long. Great. 203 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:34,120 -Do you live in the inner-city vicinity? -Yes. 204 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:37,640 - And are you employed? - Yes. 205 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,880 Which age group describes you? 206 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,560 - 18 to 25, 25 to 30, 30 to 35-- - Stop! 207 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:49,440 - Do you consider yourself to be happy? - Pardon? 208 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,560 Do you have faith in our Lord,Jesus Christ? 209 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,320 As a matter of fact, I am happy. 210 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,520 Happy, happy, happy. 211 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,600 Probably a lot happier than you, you patronizing little prick. Now piss off!. 212 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,800 Oh, my God! I didn't see you. 213 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,200 Are you all right? 214 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,400 Are you hurt? 215 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,320 Am I dead? 216 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,880 Robert Dickson! 217 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,840 This should do the trick. 218 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,880 Stacy's 12 1/2. Douglas is ten. 219 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:47,120 That was supposed to be it, then along came Rupert. 220 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,520 - He was a diaphragm baby. - Rupert? 221 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,920 Rob's great grandfather. 222 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,680 What's your earliest memory? 223 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:04,120 Tommy Higginbothom throwing up all over me. 224 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,360 Yes! I still can't bear the smell of egg mayonnaise. 225 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,360 Let alone eat it. 226 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,320 First period? 227 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:26,640 Oh, it was a Saturday morning? 228 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,720 Summer. 229 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,960 I was meant to be meeting the others down at the beach. 230 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,760 - I was only what? - Twelve. 231 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:41,040 I thought it was the end of the world. Mum-- 232 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:45,160 Caught me trying to burn my underpants in the incinerator. 233 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,600 What did she say? 234 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,320 ''You should be pleased You're becoming a woman.'' 235 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:57,320 - I guess you don't smoke. - I gave up years ago. 236 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:02,120 You can't with a family, you know. 237 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:05,400 Well, tell me about all the exciting things in your life. 238 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:09,040 Oh, well, you must have done so much. 239 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,760 Well-- 240 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,120 I-- 241 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,440 The kids from school. 242 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,960 Quick! 243 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,480 God! What have you done to your hair? 244 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,120 Can I have some juice? 245 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,000 You open it, please. 246 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,960 Pamela. 247 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,880 Pamela? 248 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,080 What's for tea? 249 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,560 - Do you know what I want to have? - Scintillating conversation? 250 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,800 - A broken leg. That'd be so cool. - I'll give you one, if you like. 251 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,840 With a plaster so everyone could tag all over, like that Muzza. 252 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:02,880 Remember? Where we went last year for Easter? Mum, what was it called? 253 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:06,520 - Mum, where was it? Mum? - Katoomba. 254 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,960 Or a broken arm. My right arm so I wouldn't have to do any schoolwork. 255 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:14,560 It's cool to go to hospital. I guess you have to go to the toilet in your bed. 256 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,720 Is it true? Is it true, Mum? Mum! 257 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:22,160 - Is what true? - Do they stick tubes up you? 258 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,320 I don't know. I've never been to hospital. 259 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:29,240 You have so! Three times. For Stacy, me and Rupert, dumbhead! 260 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,040 I'll do it on national television. 261 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,040 Lisa, I love you very much. 262 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,800 - I was wondering if you will marry me. - Of course. 263 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,120 Your call could not be connected. 264 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,920 Please check the number and try again. 265 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,800 Your call could not be connected. Please check the number-- 266 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,080 How about Friday, the 15th of March? 267 00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:00,400 - Name, please? - Drury. Initial P. 268 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,960 - Is that B? - No, P for peculiar. 269 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,560 - What street? - Barnes Avenue. 270 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,680 There's no listing under that name. 271 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,920 None? Are you sure? None? 272 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,760 - I'm sorry. There's no listing. - Could you try again, please? 273 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,920 Hurry up! Hurry up! 274 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,720 What are you doing? 275 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,240 Nothing. 276 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,920 - Are you all right? - Yes. 277 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,880 No. Actually, I-- 278 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,480 I-- 279 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,960 I think I'm going... 280 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,240 to bed. 281 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:58,560 Mum? If you haven't got uour period yet... 282 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,680 do you have to use a condom when you have sex? 283 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,960 Come on, Pamela. You've gotta wake up. 284 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,360 Wake up. 285 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,600 You're not asleep, are you? 286 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,520 Oh, come on. 287 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,640 Mum? 288 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,280 Oh! Oh, thank God you're there! 289 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:08,400 Mum, I think I'm going cr-- 290 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,400 Oh, yeah. Sorry. It's a bit late. 291 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,960 I know. Mum? Mum, I've-- 292 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,800 I th-- 293 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,400 The what? 294 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,320 No, they're fine, Mum. 295 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,880 The kids are fine. 296 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,280 No, nothing's wrong, Mum. 297 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,360 It's nothing really. 298 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,320 I just had a nightmare. 299 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,200 Sorry. Didn't mean to wake you. Bye. 300 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,360 Come on, or I'll be late! 301 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,760 What are you doing? Dad never goes this way. 302 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,240 Oh. Which way does he go? 303 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,000 - The other way, dummy. - Right. 304 00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:01,160 I don't go to parties, baby 305 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,320 'Cause people tend to freak me out 306 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,480 I want you to listen, work it out 307 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,160 I can hear the words, but I still don't know what it's all about 308 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,320 - There's no bread or milk. - You won't see me down-- 309 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,360 Yuck! Who's that for? 310 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,440 Me? 311 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,800 Excuse me. 312 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,280 - Big family. - Two boys and a girl. 313 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,400 Don't you have to pick up Douglas? 314 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,880 And then she just ran at him. 315 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,360 Went face first into the mud. Crunch! 316 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,880 You could hear his nose go everywhere, blood spewing. 317 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,040 He had to go to hospital in the ambulance and everything. 318 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,120 You should have seen it. It was so excellent. 319 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,600 I need to go to the toilet. 320 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,800 Okay? Let's go. 321 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,400 I'm not finished. 322 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,880 There you go. 323 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,520 I'll just be out here. 324 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,920 - I'm finished! - Out you come then. 325 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:37,760 You finished or not? 326 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,600 Shouldn't you be able to do this yourself? 327 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:07,600 - Thanks, mate. - Daddy! 328 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,400 - Hey, tiger! Oh! - Daddy! 329 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,720 Now let me guess. 330 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,200 Strawberry milk shake and French fries. Yeah? 331 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:23,920 Hi. 332 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,160 Look at you. 333 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:33,000 I'm wrecked. Stuck in Melbourne for two hours. 334 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,800 Did you get the roof fixed? 335 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,920 - Cup of tea? - No, thanks. 336 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,800 I've got to look at some plans before we go out. 337 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,800 Out? 338 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,360 Bit soon for Alzheimer's, isn't it? 339 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,120 Your birthday dinner, remember? 340 00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:00,160 Oh, and I haven't had a chance to get you a present yet. 341 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,360 Sorry. 342 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,400 I am in the rhythm and fow of ever-changing life. 343 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,920 God! Does that thing still fit? 344 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,480 Where's Harriet? She's late. Isn't she? 345 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,200 - Maybe she's not coming. - Yes! 346 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,120 Don't tell me we haven't got a sitter. 347 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,440 Well, Stacy seems pretty mature for her age. 348 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,480 And I think it's about time we gave her more responsibility. 349 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,680 I'm so sorry! 350 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,240 Go! Hurry. Don't worry about the kids. Hi, guys. 351 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,160 Hi, Harriet. 352 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,880 - Hey, we were getting worried. - Sorry, Terri. 353 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,400 - Baby-sitter. - Fantastic! 354 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,120 Your hair! 355 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,360 Love it! Less housewifey. 356 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:32,120 The party's nothing fancy. I hope you weren't expecting-- 357 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:35,600 Oh, this? I just felt like wearing it. 358 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,800 Brings back memories, hey? 359 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,640 Cheers. 360 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,280 - How's Otto? - He's sleeping. Come and have a look. 361 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,640 That's Otto? 362 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:05,200 I know, but you spend a day in hospital... 363 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,720 and have your balls chopped off and see how you feel. 364 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,080 Poor darling. But he was an animal. 365 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,600 Pamela, happy birthday. 366 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,720 Thanks. 367 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,640 No, it's crap. The Gold Coast is where-- Hey! 368 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,400 Here's to the birthday girl! Whoa, look at her. Doesn't she look great? 369 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,720 Many happy returns there, Pammy. 370 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,440 Geoffrey Ballodero! 371 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,840 Come on. Can't a fella have a little kiss once a year? 372 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,240 - You going to have me up on date rape? - Hey, you two! 373 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:38,000 Can we have a cease-fire for tonight, please? 374 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,000 Happy birthday, Pam. You look terrific. 375 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,120 Thanks. 376 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,760 - Come on. -Janine! 377 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,480 You're still friends with Geoffrey Ballodero! 378 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:55,280 I can't believe it. He's exactly the same. 379 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,080 Let's face it. You've never got a good word for Geoff, so-- 380 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,520 - People were meant to improve with age. - I think that's wine. 381 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,400 Do you ever wonder what would have happened if we hadn't got married? 382 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:23,280 - Where would you be now if I'd said no? - Who knows? 383 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,440 Maybe you would have married Janine Lititski. 384 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,840 Oh, give me a break! Janine? 385 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,240 Geoff-and-Janine Janine? 386 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,080 Let's do something. 387 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:52,160 - Hmm? - Let's go dancing. 388 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:55,400 - Dancing? - What about that place we used to go? 389 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,080 - What place? - You remember. The place with the view. 390 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,080 On the way back to your fat in Dempster Street. 391 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,960 We'd sit in the car and talk all night. 392 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,720 Dempster Street? What century are you in? 393 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,800 Or we could just go down by the harbor. 394 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,480 Go for a walk and talk. 395 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,280 Why? What do you want to talk about? 396 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,640 Oh, nothing. I just thought it would be nice to catch up. 397 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,800 - To what? - Talk. 398 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:28,320 At ten dollars an hour? It's cheaper to talk at home. 399 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,480 Oh, yes. 400 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,080 Oh, come on, Pamela. Haven't you ever heard of safe sex? 401 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,120 Diaphragm. 402 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,360 Yes! 403 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,760 - ''I sat by the lake.'' - Lake. 404 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,160 - ''I looked at the sky.'' - The sky. 405 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,200 ''And as I looked--'' 406 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,680 A fly came by. 407 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,560 ''A fly went by. He said, 'Oh, dear.' 408 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:14,680 I saw him shake. He shook with fear.'' 409 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,280 Get off!. Douglas, move over! 410 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,480 Give me some room! What are you doing? 411 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,440 I need space, too, see! You're hogging! 412 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:26,480 Oh! Douglas, get out of the car! 413 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,640 Douglas, you are disgusting! 414 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,240 - Mum! Mum! - Oh, pooh! 415 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,040 Douglas, do you want to die? 416 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,520 - '' Douglas, do you want to die?'' - Mum! 417 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,920 Douglas, could you please not do that? It's really offensive. 418 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:47,200 - It wasn't me. It was Brandy. - Douglas Dickson! 419 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:51,320 Stop farting, or you'll be spending the day with your grandmother! 420 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,760 I mean it! 421 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,240 - Good pass to Dickson. - Dickson to Dickson! 422 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,200 He's gonna spike that line! Oh, look at the footwork! 423 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,560 - Crunched him to the ground! - Yes! 424 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,360 - Ooh, he doesn't like it. - Go, Dad! 425 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,440 Hey, how about a game? 426 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:15,880 Girls against guys. 427 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,520 But you hate football. 428 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:23,920 No, I don't! I used to go out with a professional footballer. 429 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,560 Oh, ages ago. You know, before-- 430 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:31,000 - Well, at school. - You don't know how to kick. Here. 431 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,400 Give Mum a go, Douglas. We'll have a proper game later. 432 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,080 Way to go, Pam! 433 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,240 Oh, and Hentinghouse is making another goal! 434 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,800 Go, Mum! Go, Mum! 435 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:36,920 Yes! 436 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,920 - What's that? - What? 437 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000 It's the feasibility study for the Bouvier job. 438 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,400 Will you be long? 439 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:26,680 I've got a meeting first thing. I thought the light didn't bother you. 440 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,680 Oh, no, it doesn't. 441 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,200 It's just I-- 442 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:32,920 I-- 443 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,320 I feel like reading myself. 444 00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,480 - What? - You were asleep. 445 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,160 No, I wasn't. 446 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,960 What's the matter? 447 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,440 Nothing. 448 00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,840 Nothing's the matter. 449 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,960 It's just I-- 450 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,120 Just what? 451 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,640 Just that I've always loved you. 452 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,400 Since forever. 453 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,720 Where's your ring? 454 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,120 I... 455 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,320 lost it. 456 00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,960 - You lost it? - No, I mean, I didn't lose it. I-- 457 00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,280 It fell off. 458 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,760 I think I've lost weight. 459 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:58,520 It's at the jeweler's being resized. 460 00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:11,000 - See ya! - Thanks for waiting, dickhead! 461 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:21,840 At what point is it exactly that uou learn to do this yourself? 462 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,240 Come on, mate. See ya. 463 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,200 Have a nice day, dear. 464 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:42,640 Bye, Rupert. 465 00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,000 Heaven 466 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,960 I'm in heaven 467 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,120 And my heart beats so 468 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:55,120 That I can hardly speak 469 00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,760 And I seem to find 470 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,440 The happiness I seek 471 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,360 When we're out together 472 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,880 Dancing cheek to cheek 473 00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,480 Heaven 474 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,480 I'm in heaven 475 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:47,000 Oh, my God, it's antique. 476 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,320 What? 477 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,880 ''You've had the whirlwind romance and the fairy tale wedding... 478 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,040 but what's a girl to do when the honeymoon is over? 479 00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:32,920 Here are ten surefire ways to keep the magic alive.'' 480 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:35,120 Oh, my God. 481 00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:49,040 Hello? 482 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,000 Hi, Deidre. 483 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,760 Right now? I'm at home. 484 00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:02,360 10:30? 485 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,480 Deidre? 486 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,200 Do you want to talk about it? 487 00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,320 I don't think so. 488 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,440 Look, Pam, it's not like you to miss an issue, so if you're having problems-- 489 00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:57,600 No, I'm-- I'm just not sure. 490 00:53:57,720 --> 00:53:59,640 If you could give me an idea. 491 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:03,160 What's so hard? The modern woman. Let me see. 492 00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:07,120 Now that guys change the sheets and leave the toilet seat down... 493 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,400 what do we really want? 494 00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:14,000 Romance. Femininity. 495 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,640 You can do it on your head. 496 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:20,360 We need this one fast, Pam, or we'll miss the issue. Friday, okay? 497 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:22,920 Jules, get meJoe Nathan. 498 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:27,240 Oh, and, Pam-- Make sure you tie it in with next season's looks. 499 00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,320 Jules will give you the pics. Joe! Hi. 500 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,720 - Harry. - G'day, mate. 501 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,400 Christ, some of the rubbish this place puts out. 502 00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:01,000 Listen. ''You've had the whirlwind romance and the fairy tale wedding... 503 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,600 but what's a girl to do when the honeymoon is over? 504 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:07,040 Here are ten surefire ways to keep the magic alive.'' 505 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,240 Jesus, who writes this crap? 506 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,440 I do. 507 00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,560 Good one, mate. 508 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,200 Look, would you believe me if I said I didn't mean-- 509 00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,120 Oh, no, you're right. It is crap. 510 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,880 You're a journalist? 511 00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,800 - Who do you write for? - Speed Weekly. 512 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,320 Features mostly. 513 00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,840 Speed-- The sports rag? 514 00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:50,000 Well, that's hardly investigative journalism. 515 00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,280 I always do that. 516 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,200 Look, I was just going for a caffeine hit. 517 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,120 I was wondering if you'd like to-- 518 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,880 I mean, if you've got the time. 519 00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,880 I don't think so. 520 00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,320 I'm Ben, anyway. 521 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,120 Ben Monroe. I prefer it to ''that arrogant bastard.'' 522 00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,120 Pamela Dru-- ickson. 523 00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:24,640 Why sport? Didn't you want to tackle the heavy stuff? 524 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,800 I mean, if you're gonna be a journalist... 525 00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,800 surely there are more important things to write about... 526 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,720 than this week's groin injury. 527 00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:35,000 What, like cosmetic surgery or how to please your man? 528 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,400 Actually, I enjoy it most of the time. 529 00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,800 Plus I get a lot of free travel, so-- 530 00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:44,880 Does your wife mind? The traveling? 531 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,280 Well, I'd suppose she'd mind if I had one. 532 00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,760 Came close once. A long time ago. 533 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:56,960 Another life. Sophie. We were students together. 534 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,440 I was gonna be a schoolteacher, believe it or not. 535 00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:02,800 Anyway, we were crazy for each other and nearly did the whole bit. 536 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:06,640 - Marriage, kids, matching pajamas. - What happened? 537 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:12,600 She was hit by a car just before graduation. Killed instantly. 538 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,640 Oh, my God! I'm sorry. 539 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:19,400 Yeah. Well, I went off the deep end... 540 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,320 chucked teachers' college and traveled the world. 541 00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,240 Just went in another direction. 542 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:27,360 Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if-- 543 00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,360 She was still alive? 544 00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:31,400 Only every day. 545 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:35,120 There have been others, but I guess you could say... 546 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,800 that Sophie was the love of my life. 547 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,320 Oh,Jesus. You're good at this. 548 00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,160 Good at what? 549 00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:47,960 Well, what are you gonna call it? '' Men Who Talk Too Much''? 550 00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:01,800 Yes! 551 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,880 My God, what's this? 552 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,520 Nothing much.Just chicken Clementine braised in a honey sauce... 553 00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,440 stuffed with tomatoes and capers... 554 00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:31,800 on a bed of mint rice garnished with rosemary. 555 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,480 I don't know what it'll be like. 556 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,120 Did you cook this? 557 00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,560 Smells funny. 558 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,000 It's edible. 559 00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:13,240 Oh, God, should we get that? 560 00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:23,880 Hello? 561 00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,160 Actually, I'm just in the middle of work... 562 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,680 and I'm really pushing to make a deadline, so-- 563 00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,040 Yeah. 564 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,840 No, that's fine. 565 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:48,240 Yeah, okay, that'll be great. Speak to you then. Bye. 566 00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,640 Who was that? 567 00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:58,800 Why didn't you just tell her we were bonking? 568 01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,240 I need a giraffe. 569 01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:53,640 Hello? 570 01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,320 Ah, last night. No, that's all right. 571 01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:02,360 I was just busy. 572 01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,520 Actually, now's not such a great time. 573 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,440 I'm in the middle of a meeting. 574 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:17,240 I'm not sure. Look, could I get back to you? 575 01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,160 No, I don't. 576 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:28,080 Speak to you then. Bye. 577 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,720 I gave up years ago. 578 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,480 - What'd you do with my spanner set? - What spanner set? 579 01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:46,280 The one you gave me, dummy. 580 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,600 I didn't do anything with your spanner set. 581 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,720 Well, where is it? I need it. 582 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:54,640 I don't know. Have you looked in your room? 583 01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:58,760 It was on the foor under some stuff. Must've moved it. 584 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,160 I haven't touched your spanner set. 585 01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:04,120 - Bet you did, dumbhead. - Oh, and, Douglas? 586 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:06,040 What? 587 01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:10,000 My name's Pamela. Apparently, you have the right to call me Mum. 588 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:14,320 But if you ever address me as ''dummy,'' ''dumbhead'' or ''stupid'' again... 589 01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:17,480 I guarantee you won't have any trouble finding your spanner set. 590 01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,080 Got it? 591 01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:34,160 Stacy, do you think you could turn that down a bit? 592 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:40,480 - What are you doing? - Stream of consciousness. 593 01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,320 - You like writing? - It's okay. 594 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:49,200 Stacy, can I ask you something? 595 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:54,600 I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I can't afford drugs. 596 01:02:56,880 --> 01:03:01,120 - What do you want out of life? - What? 597 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,800 What do you want to be when you get older? 598 01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,760 Not this again! I don't know. 599 01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,560 I suppose whatever I want when I get there. 600 01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,480 Do we have to panic yet? 601 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:15,600 Do you feel like you could do anything? 602 01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:18,640 Sure. 603 01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:21,840 What about getting married? Having children? 604 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:23,720 Not if they're anything like Douglas. 605 01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,640 - Get back! - What's the big idea? 606 01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:37,160 Busy? 607 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,240 Bad day? 608 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:50,480 We lost the town houses. 609 01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:55,280 We lost the town houses. Nathan and Trennery won the tender. 610 01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,200 Sorry. 611 01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:02,120 Just let me save this. 612 01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:14,200 Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! 613 01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:18,040 - How am I to work with this crap? - Whoa, lighten up. Can't be that bad. 614 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,720 You've got backup, haven't you? 615 01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:23,760 That's a whole day's work down the drain. 616 01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:32,800 I've got to get a new computer. 617 01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:38,440 We'll see. 618 01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:42,560 I wasn't asking your permission, Rob. 619 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:47,080 Frankly, I don't see why we need a whole new computer... 620 01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:49,480 just because you forgot to back up. 621 01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:51,960 Anyway, that thing's good enough for your purposes, isn't it? 622 01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:54,640 What's that supposed to mean? 623 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:59,080 Nothing. I just don't understand why You're getting so hysterical over it. 624 01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:01,360 Well, it is my work, isn't it? 625 01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,680 Yes, I know it is. 626 01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:06,080 Don't patronize me. 627 01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:08,000 I wasn't patronizing you. 628 01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,920 You don't take my work seriously, do you? 629 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,720 Oh, God, here we go. 630 01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,040 You never thought I was as smart as you. 631 01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,600 - Come on. Don't be silly. - Stupid, don't you mean? 632 01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:19,480 Christ, give it a rest, will you? I haven't got the energy. 633 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:24,400 - My God! You haven't changed. - Should I have? 634 01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:29,200 Just out of interest, when was the last time you changed the sheets? 635 01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:41,160 And she's going to show me through the museum. 636 01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:43,000 This'll be interesting. 637 01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,320 No drama. Mom just needs some time to herself. 638 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:20,120 - See ya. - Can't you wait for your sister once? 639 01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:25,000 - Have you seen Stacy? - No. Come on, mate. 640 01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:39,200 Are you getting up? You're gonna be late. 641 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:50,800 You should be pleased. It means that you're becoming a woman. 642 01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,680 Really, most girls would be thrilled about it. 643 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:57,120 I think the whole thing sucks! 644 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:06,520 Mom! 645 01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:10,080 I can't work out what's what! 646 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:13,160 Well... 647 01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:17,160 this is like they've cut you down the middle, and this is-- 648 01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:23,000 This is where it's suppose to go. 649 01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:28,680 It doesn't really help. You just have to feel your way. 650 01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:32,880 Would you like me to-- 651 01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:53,040 Are you okay in there? 652 01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:59,280 I can't do it. It hurts. 653 01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:08,760 There's no hurry, honey. 654 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,720 Why don't you just stick to the pants this time? 655 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:19,200 Surfboards. 656 01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:29,760 - Urine output hasn't improved. - And her temperature's staying up. 657 01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:33,120 I'm just going down to the shops. I won't be long, okay? 658 01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:39,920 Are you sure you'll be all right? 659 01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:41,480 Go! 660 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,600 The antibiotics should've had some effect by now. 661 01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,040 - Hi. - Thought I'd been stood up. 662 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,480 I can't stay long. 663 01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:07,640 Well, do you think you can manage a cup of coffee? 664 01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:09,560 I've got a quick-boil kettle. 665 01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:12,560 Actually, I don't think I should be here at all. 666 01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:14,080 You don't? 667 01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,600 I don't. 668 01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:51,960 Hungry? 669 01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:53,680 Starving. 670 01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:56,360 Great. Don't move. 671 01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:22,440 I hope you drink Spanish wine. It's all I've got. 672 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:40,280 - Will I change the top sheet as well? - What? 673 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:44,880 Yes, please. 674 01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:47,600 And they both fit in the washing machine together? 675 01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:54,000 Do we have matching pillow slips? 676 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:57,360 If I'm putting on the fowery sheets, will the blue pillow slips do? 677 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,560 Is it finished? 678 01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:37,440 Is what finished? 679 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,080 The article. 680 01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:45,040 So the pressure's off? 681 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:52,320 Because it's just that I've sort of asked Geoff and Janine... 682 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,720 over for dinner tomorrow night. 683 01:11:56,440 --> 01:11:58,640 How ''sort of'? 684 01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:00,960 Completely sort of. 685 01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:03,360 But nothing special, I said. 686 01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:05,760 That'll be all right, won't it? 687 01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:38,640 - Cheers. - Good morning, Pamela. How are you? 688 01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:40,760 Could you get this up to Diedre Reynolds, A.S.A.P.? 689 01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:43,640 Sure. No problem. Can you pop her name on it? 690 01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:46,680 Flying visit, eh? 691 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,920 Yes, it is, actually. 692 01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:53,040 You're good at that. 693 01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:54,960 Can we talk? 694 01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:58,480 Ben, I'm sorry about the other day. 695 01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:01,280 - Was it something I did or said? - God, no. 696 01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:02,800 Then what? 697 01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:07,200 Tell me you're not interested and I'll leave you alone. 698 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,520 Oh, God. 699 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:12,600 I don't know how to explain this. I can't see you. 700 01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:16,320 - It's complicated. - Is there someone else? 701 01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:25,240 Come on! Mum! 702 01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:28,240 - Mum? - It's not what you think. 703 01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:31,760 What I think is that You're somebody's mother. 704 01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:35,880 By the way you're behaving, married to somebody's father. Am I warm? 705 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:39,240 - I guess so. - You guess so? 706 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:41,840 - All right, yes. - Is that all? 707 01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,960 Three kids, a mortgage, a dog, two goldfish and a husband. 708 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:48,840 But it's not really me. I don't know how long it's gonna last. 709 01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:51,720 Is this how you tell your readers to keep the magic alive? 710 01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:55,080 - I can explain. - Can you? 711 01:13:57,960 --> 01:13:59,480 Listen-- 712 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:03,720 Would you believe I'm having a midlife crisis? 713 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:08,240 What's this? 714 01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:10,160 What is it? 715 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,360 Smells interesting. 716 01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:21,560 And try not to pick a fight with Geoff, okay? 717 01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:24,080 At least not in the first five minutes. 718 01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:27,240 - Is it Janine? - Is what Janine? 719 01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:29,920 Or Harriet, maybe. 720 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,600 That makes sense. She's not nubile, but she's nice and young. 721 01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:36,080 - What are you talking about? - It is, isn't it? 722 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,120 You're actually fucking the baby-sitter. 723 01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:44,520 Of course I'm not! Don't be ridiculous! 724 01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:47,000 Well, who is it then? 725 01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:50,640 - Can we talk about this later? - I'd rather know now. 726 01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:53,720 Pam, believe me. I'm telling you, there's no one. 727 01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:55,640 Oh, please. Give me a break. 728 01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:58,200 Is that what the little business trip to Melbourne was all about? 729 01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:00,600 There's no other woman! I swear! 730 01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:12,880 Great, Pammy. 731 01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:17,200 I mean, it's very, very tasty. Very good. 732 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,920 Rob said you've been branching out on the old cuisine lately. 733 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,960 - What do you call this little creation? - Risotto. 734 01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:28,720 It's very-- It's very interesting. 735 01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:35,240 - It's like Italian porridge, isn't it? - Honey, don't. 736 01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:38,400 What? 737 01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:45,000 So, Geoff... 738 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,040 I see you still chew with your mouth open. 739 01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:01,040 - Need some help there, Pammy? - No, thank you. 740 01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:06,120 Who are you trying to convince in there, them or you? 741 01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:09,000 What? 742 01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:11,880 Look, I'm sorry, all right? 743 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:13,880 I'm an old, disobedient dog. 744 01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:16,200 I just can't stand being apart. I have to see you again. 745 01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:18,960 I'm going crazy. I mean, this is torture. 746 01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:24,040 - What do you think you're doing? - I can't stand it when we're apart. 747 01:17:26,440 --> 01:17:29,040 I think you better go back inside. 748 01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:38,160 Oh, my God. I don't believe it. 749 01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:42,000 Geoff wielding a tea towel. Wonders will never cease. 750 01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:48,200 How can I convince you? What do I have to say? 751 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:50,600 Nothing. Doesn't matter. 752 01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:55,600 What do you mean, it doesn't matter? I'm not cheating on you. 753 01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:58,200 - What makes you think that I am? - Nothing. 754 01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:01,240 I know you're not. Just forget it. Can we, please? 755 01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:03,640 - Please forget it. - Christ, Pam. 756 01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:06,920 Things were just starting to work for us again. 757 01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:10,840 Look, I know I haven't been the world's best husband... 758 01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:14,120 but I swear, I haven't-- 759 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:16,400 with anybody. 760 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:19,200 - For ages. - You what? 761 01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:21,960 I swear. Not recently. 762 01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:23,880 You know that. 763 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,000 Got another one of those? 764 01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:25,160 It's stale. 765 01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,800 Do you remember how much we used to smoke when we first met? 766 01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:46,480 I think we even used to roll our own. 767 01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:48,480 There was always bits of tobacco in the bed. 768 01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:51,840 Did we ever change the sheets in those days? 769 01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:59,400 Robert, are we staying together because of the children? 770 01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:07,360 - Is that what you think? - Is there anything else left? 771 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:13,320 I know we've run off the tracks, but I'm trying. 772 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:17,720 And lately I've been feeling that... 773 01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:21,360 there's hope. 774 01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:26,560 Something's changed, Pam. You seem... 775 01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:31,360 different. 776 01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:40,480 Look, I don't know what you want, but... 777 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:47,360 I want it back. 778 01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:50,160 Our marriage. 779 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:52,440 I want it back. 780 01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,640 I love you. 781 01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:01,760 I've always loved you. 782 01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:12,200 Good boy, Brandy. Down. 783 01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:22,160 It's done. 784 01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:23,720 What's done? 785 01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:30,440 I left Janine last night. She took it pretty badly. 786 01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:33,320 She doesn't know about... 787 01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:35,240 you. 788 01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:39,520 - Get off, Geoffrey. Go home. - Come on, Pammy. 789 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:41,640 You got to come away with me. 790 01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:44,520 Come away? Do you honestly think... 791 01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:46,520 that I would leave this family for you? 792 01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:49,400 That I would ever choose you? 793 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,400 Well, yeah. 794 01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:58,720 Hello? Hi, Deidre. 795 01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:01,880 Rewrite it? 796 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:06,600 Yes, I know the brief, but listen, the topic's just not that simple. 797 01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:11,480 You mean you want more of the same moronic shit... 798 01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:13,480 that your crappy magazine usually turns out. 799 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,880 Perhaps you should do the rewrite uourself. When it comes to moronic... 800 01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:17,600 You're a natural. 801 01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:20,280 Come on, Pammy. 802 01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,320 Sorry, Geoffrey, but I never liked you. 803 01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:42,640 When's Mummy gonna be home? 804 01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:39,120 Surprise! 805 01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:41,720 It's not top of the range, but it should be an improvement. 806 01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:48,640 Thanks. 807 01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:54,080 - Where are we going? -Somewhere special. 808 01:23:54,080 --> 01:23:57,920 - It's a surprise. - Dad, why is it such a secret? 809 01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:00,120 - Come on, Dad! -All right, all right. 810 01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:02,720 We're going back to your mother's and my old stamping ground. 811 01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:07,320 - La Fontana. - Why can't we just go to Pizza Hut? 812 01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:09,440 What's so good about this place? 813 01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:12,880 For your information, you wouldn't be here if it wasn't for this place. 814 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,920 This is where I proposed to your mother. 815 01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:17,600 Really? What did she say? 816 01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:34,280 - This is great, isn't it? - Bet they don't do pan pizzas. 817 01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:37,040 Brings back memories. Do you remember the last time we came here? 818 01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:40,320 - Gosh, seems like another life. - Sure does. 819 01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:42,600 I was thinking. What do you say we take... 820 01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:44,840 a decent break over Christmas and rent the cottage down by the beach? 821 01:24:44,920 --> 01:24:47,800 - Yes! - Eh? We haven't done that in years. 822 01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:50,200 Really? Can we? Can I bring someone? 823 01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:53,440 Ooh, what's his name? 824 01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:57,280 Could be just what we need. Time together away from everything. 825 01:24:57,400 --> 01:25:00,280 We could call it a second honeymoon. 826 01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:02,200 A what? 827 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:09,000 Oh, my God. How embarrassing. 828 01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:13,120 - Go on, open it. - Open it! 829 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:15,720 Open it, dumbhe-- 830 01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:17,240 Mum. 831 01:25:23,840 --> 01:25:27,400 I know you're gonna think this is a little corny, but-- 832 01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:30,480 Well, I was wondering if you'd-- 833 01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,040 - I mean, if we-- - Dad. 834 01:25:34,120 --> 01:25:35,480 You're supposed to get on your knees. 835 01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:39,880 Oh, hell. 836 01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:42,280 How about taking out an option on another 13 years? 837 01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:46,280 Yuck! Do we have to go to church and get dressed up? 838 01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:48,400 What do you say? 839 01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:02,880 Well? 840 01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:07,800 Photo, folks? Looks like you've got something to celebrate. 841 01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:09,320 Great idea! 842 01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:13,040 Good. It works best if we keep the couple together... 843 01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:14,880 and arrange the little ones around them. 844 01:26:14,960 --> 01:26:18,240 Go behind Dad. That's it. Off you go. 845 01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:23,040 - How about Nipper on Dad's knee? - Right. Come on, Rupert. 846 01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:25,600 No, I need to go to the toilet. 847 01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:28,400 Sorry. 848 01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:31,200 Back in a minute. 849 01:27:23,360 --> 01:27:27,400 - Where the hell have you been? - What did you say? 850 01:27:28,440 --> 01:27:30,240 Nothing, Rupert. 851 01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:32,640 What happened? 852 01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:36,120 Well? 853 01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:41,880 - I guess I had to find out. - Find out what? 854 01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:46,160 What would have happened if I had said no to Robert. 855 01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:50,000 Do you think I never wondered? 856 01:27:50,120 --> 01:27:52,400 What if I hadn't had children? What it would feel like... 857 01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:57,480 to have my own time, my own money, my own bed. 858 01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:01,320 What it would be like to sit down and read a whole book... 859 01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:05,080 or a whole chapter or even a whole page without being interrupted. 860 01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:08,800 To remember who I am... 861 01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:11,400 not '' Darling'' or '' Mummy''... 862 01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:14,560 or '' Dummy'' or '' Mum.'' 863 01:28:14,560 --> 01:28:18,320 Just me. Pamela. 864 01:28:19,440 --> 01:28:23,280 But what happened between me and Robert? 865 01:28:27,240 --> 01:28:29,320 I know we've got to make some changes. 866 01:28:30,480 --> 01:28:33,080 I still love him, if that's what you mean. 867 01:29:13,560 --> 01:29:15,480 Mummy! 868 01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:24,000 Daddy! Daddy! Mummy's back! 869 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:25,920 She's back! 870 01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:50,480 May I? 871 01:29:52,960 --> 01:29:54,880 Yes. 872 01:30:45,920 --> 01:30:48,000 Where's Rupert? 873 01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:49,840 Rupert, come on. 874 01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:52,720 Next to Mum. 875 01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:54,920 Good boy! 876 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,840 A big smile. 877 01:31:54,560 --> 01:32:00,120 I sit here by myself and you know I love it 878 01:32:01,200 --> 01:32:03,960 You know I don't want someone 879 01:32:04,080 --> 01:32:07,520 To come pay a visit 880 01:32:09,240 --> 01:32:11,160 I wanna be by myself 881 01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:15,000 I came in this world alone 882 01:32:15,680 --> 01:32:17,680 Me myself I 883 01:32:23,720 --> 01:32:26,680 I want to go to China 884 01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:29,560 And to see Japan 885 01:32:31,120 --> 01:32:33,680 I'd like to sail the oceans 886 01:32:33,800 --> 01:32:37,240 Before the seas run dry 887 01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:41,000 I wanna go by myself 888 01:32:41,080 --> 01:32:44,920 I've just room enough for one 889 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,320 Me myself I 890 01:32:53,080 --> 01:32:56,320 - Coming in for some cannelloni tonight? - Not tonight. I'm cooking. 891 01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:08,880 Yeah, I know. I shouldn't be here. 892 01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:15,040 Maybe I'm doing the wrong thing. 893 01:33:16,480 --> 01:33:20,120 I admit it was a mistake bringing the kids on our first date. 894 01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:23,840 - Kids? - And Molly throwing up on you-- 895 01:33:23,960 --> 01:33:27,320 - I see how it might have put you off. - Thanks. 896 01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:31,800 Look, Ben, I don't expect you to understand this... 897 01:33:31,920 --> 01:33:33,720 but whatever I've said... 898 01:33:33,840 --> 01:33:37,840 or done lately... 899 01:33:37,960 --> 01:33:39,960 I wasn't myself. 900 01:33:46,880 --> 01:33:50,600 Just tell me you're not interested and I'll leave you alone. 901 01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:53,760 - What about Sophie? - Sophie? 902 01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:56,480 - The love of your life. - What? 903 01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:59,520 - Your wife. - My ex-wife, you mean. 904 01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:04,040 Look, I know it's not simple. 905 01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:07,200 And I know you weren't looking for an instant family. 906 01:34:08,440 --> 01:34:10,640 And the fact is, I do have the kids half the time... 907 01:34:10,760 --> 01:34:13,520 but Molly hardly ever vomits, I swear. 908 01:34:16,680 --> 01:34:19,560 Look, I'm sorry. I haven't done this for a while. 909 01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:23,240 I just wanted to ask if you'd give it another go. 910 01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:28,400 You know, do something sometime-- go dancing or shoot some pool. 911 01:34:28,400 --> 01:34:30,720 - Or I could cook dinner. - Dinner? 912 01:34:30,800 --> 01:34:32,920 Obligation free. 913 01:34:35,800 --> 01:34:38,000 I guess not. 914 01:34:41,520 --> 01:34:43,440 Can they wipe their own bottoms? 915 01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:47,960 One of them can. The other one can be a bit hit and miss. 916 01:34:48,080 --> 01:34:51,520 - Not that it bothers me. - Don't worry. That's my job. 917 01:34:53,720 --> 01:34:55,920 So, is that a maybe? 918 01:34:56,960 --> 01:34:58,400 Yes, that's a maybe. 919 01:35:05,040 --> 01:35:06,680 That's my orange. 920 01:36:01,240 --> 01:36:02,280 Shit. 68932