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That's me.
Highest sales in the division.

And then in the morning,
I'm flying back to Omaha.

That's great.

Coming through behind you.

- -Everything good out here?
- -Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm just starving.

- -It's $10.50.
- -Oh, right. There we go.

Oh, and darlin', you keep the change.

And this one's for you.

Oh, thank you, but I can't. It's policy.

Excuse me, darlin'.

Hello, beautiful. Pretty
drink for a pretty lady.

- -Sure. Cheers.
- -Cheers.

Well now, you are
thirsty, aren't you?

Well, aren't you just
the sweetest thing?

Thanks buddy, and ciao.

Is that so?

Aw, come on. Can't get
rid of me that easily.

Any inside tips?

Hey, where you heading to?
Any good parties?

'Cause I got a few hours
that I would love to kill.

Yeah, good luck with that.

You sure are a pretty
little thing, aren't you?

Gross. Back off or I'll vom.

Whoa. Why am I tripping?

What was in that drink?

Oh, just something to make
you a little bit friendlier.

We are friends, aren't we?

Come on, baby. Just a little kiss.

Oh, let go, creepo.

YOU good?

A-okay.

You are very naughty.

Left without saying goodbye.

Don't you know when a
girl's playing hard to get?

What do you want?

Just one little kiss.

This is so going to be viral.

Hey!

What about me?

Okay. Let's get you out of here.

You're pretty.

I saw you eat somebody's
face. It was amazing.

That's just terrific. Let's go. Come on.

I'll take you somewhere safe.

Bye-bye, Mr. Smiley Face.

Hey. Finally decide to show.

So, what have we got here?

Male, mid 30's. No ID, just
a room key for the hotel.

Woman found him over an hour ago.
I'd say that's it for witnesses.

Any cameras in here?

Busted. Checking on the garages.

Jesus. What the hell happened to him?

Look, you want to give us
a little space here, Frank?

Yeah, Frank, why don't you
go canvass or something?

- -You got it.
- -Thanks, man.

Vic's human.

Yeah, killer definitely wasn't.

Our side?

I hope not.

This is sloppy, leaving
a feed behind like this.

I don't recognize this
kind of kill, do you?

No, but it's a good way to die.

Dude died with a smile on his face.

Hair.

Brunette.

Got it.

What you got?

He's been drinking.

And I smell a human on him...

Female.

Well, this time of night, that combo?
My money's on the hotel bar.

Uh huh.

I don't know. Sounds like a guy that was
here, but it's been a crazy busy night.

I can't remember them all, you know.

- -Liked the ladies, though.
- -How's that?

Kept hitting on our bartender all night.

Leaves, sniffing after
some little blonde.

This bartender-is she a
brunette, by any chance?

Yeah. Her name's Bo. She just
started, like, a week ago.

You know, she's smokin' hot.

So, you got a last name, address?

No. No. She's daily. Or was, you know.

She leaves on a bathroom break
and don't ever come back.

Totally fired now.

Rush the security tape from
the garage. Our eyes only.

I want to get a look at this Bo.

Gotcha.

Nice place while it lasted.

Ah!

Shit!

Sorry. I was just leaving.

Where am I? Who are you?

Okay. Just calm down. You're okay.
You passed out last night.

I would have dropped you home, but none
of these wallets appear to be yours.

It's a nice little sideline you got going.

I'm a collector of rare wallets.

I'm not judging. I'm glad you're okay.

I don't feel okay.
What happened last night?

Did somebody slip me something?

Yeah, some creep in the
bar spiked your drink

and you hallucinated a lot
of weird stuff, I bet.

So, you didn't... you didn't eat
some dude's face in an elevator?

No. There was no eating of faces.

Wow, that's crazy.

Thank god. That was
some creepy-ass shit.

Kids and your camera phones.

- -Don't freak out.
- -I'm freaking out.

- -What did I just say?
- -How can I not freak out?

- -Have you seen you?
- -Yes.

- -Did you kill him?
- -Just slow down.

Oh my God, are you going
to kill me? Oh my God.

You know, that is just stupid.
Why would I save you?

- -Are you okay?
- -I don't know.

Can you "get" asthma?

I think I'm totally getting asthma here.

Just breathe.

Fine. I don't need this.

I have to blow town now
after saving your ass.

And find somewhere else to live, again.

You're welcome, by the way.

Excuse me, lady, person.

It's Bo.

Hi. Kenzi.

Look, I'm sorry. You... You're
obviously very nice for...

whatever you are.

But I just had, like, the scariest,
weirdest night of my life, okay.

So can we just please talk
about this like normal people?

I think it's fairly clear
that I'm not exactly normal.

Good. Good. Because normal
people do not help out strangers.

If you were normal, I could be dead.

I won't tell anyone, please,
I totally promise, okay?

Just give me, like, twenty minutes.

Twenty minutes and you will never, ever,
ever, have to ever see me ever again.

Please.

That depends.

Do you like milkshakes?

Gotcha!

Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha.

Hey, hey, hey, got it.

That the bartender?

Heading to her car with the
blond still alive and kicking.

Now, look-that's the part I
don't get. Why take the kid?

She want a snack for the road, what?

I think she was protecting her.

Hotel put a name to her John
Doe, so I pulled his jacket.

He's got a few assaults. He likes
slipping things into girl's drinks.

I'm thinking he targeted the blond
and the bartender stopped her.

Can you make that plate?

Please.

Good.

Put out an APB. Maintain
surveillance, but do not approach.

I want us to be first on the scene.

You got it.

Are you just going to stare at me?

Sorry.

(By the W3)':

I know things could have gotten
really messed up for me last night

if you hadn't shown up, so thanks.

Oh, well, you're welcome.

Okay, screw it. I got to know.

Some things are too
stupid to say out loud. So...

Here.

You are a tool. And I don't
know what the hell I am.

Honestly, just a freak, I guess.
Does it matter?

Kinda of. I mean, what
exactly did you do to him?

It's hard to explain, okay?
I just, I sort of...

I sort of drain people.

Oh my god. Are you a...

Dude, are you a frickin' vampire?

No. No. No, it's not like that.

Okay, it has nothing to do
with blood, it's just...

It's this hunger that builds
and builds and then eventually, I...

do what I did last night.

So, you can't control it?

- -No.
- -Wow. That's shitty.

No, I'm serious. It's, like,
no way to live. You should...

You should really work on that.

Thanks.

So, look, are we done with the
show-and-tell, 'cause I got to get going?

- -Can I get you anything else?
- -No, we're good.

I'm a little short right now.

If there's, uh,

any way I could come back some
other time and make it up to you?

God, yes.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hold up, woman.

Wha-What the hell was that?

I'm serious. What was that?

Oh my god!

How's the tea?

Always the best. Always the best.

You know when I walked
in here, that waitress...

She was seriously clocking you, man.

And she looks just like your type.

I'm sure she does.

Excuse me. I'm going to
take my game on the road.

- -You do that.
- -Uh huh.

Show you how it's done, baby.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

The girl from last night, is it her?

You tell me. Female,
out-of-towner, unannounced,

awfully friendly with humans.

It's beginning then.

I can try and stop this.

How?

Well, I'm not going to kill her, but there
are ways of making someone disappear.

No. No.

What's meant to be must be.
We can't fight fate.

Well, you can.

What do you want me to do?

Watch and wait. I'll help how
I can when the time comes.

Hale. Mm hmm. Good job.
Okay, we're on our way.

Got a call on the car.
Let's shake. Let's shake.

Don't worry about it. It's on the house.

- -Thank you. Keep it warm, please.
- -It's on the house.

You're saying you can seduce people into
doing anything just by touching them?

Sort of. It wears off and takes
a lot out of me, but yeah.

Yet you're broke, you
live in a crack shack,

and you run from town to town.

What are you doing wrong, girl?
God, that is no life for a sex superhero!

You know, I think I liked you better
when you were scared of me.

No. What you need is some
kind of manager. I nominate me.

Shocking. And no thanks.

Give me a chance.
We would make a good team.

Okay, look, this isn't a joke, okay.

Has it occurred to you that
hanging out with a homicidal freak

might not be the
brightest move for you?

Has it occurred to you that I'm capable
of making that decision for myself?

"Homicidal freak." God, you are so emo.

Excuse me?

Learn to enjoy your shit already.

You can freaking control
people by touch.

And not in a creepy hand-job
way. That is awesome.

Fine.

Fine! Let's say I take you with me.
What's in it for you?

Out here? Survival. Mama always said,

"Find the toughest kid on the playground
and make friends with them."

You are definitely the toughest
kid on this playground

and it would kick ass
to be your friend.

I don't know.

Come on. Every superhero needs a
partner. Let me be your Robin.

I'll think about it.

Take them.

Here we go.

- -Ah! Oh!
- -Kenzi, what's wrong?

- -Where are we taking her?
- -To the Ash.

He insists on an audience.

Sucks to be her.

Guys, seriously,
where's my friend, huh?

Where's my friend?

- -Okay, just take off the hood.
- -A squirmish one, huh?

Oh, you guys have no idea
what you are dealing with here.

Okay. Just take off the hood!

Calm down.

I'm not saying anything
without my lawyer.

- -Lawyer.
- - I know my rights, assholes.

- -Is she serious?
- -C'mon.

What is this place, huh?

I don't understand your obstinacy.
You know the rules.

Just name your clan.

Buddy, for the last time,
I don't have a clan. Okay?

Or bagpipes, or haggis.
I'm not frickin' Scottish.

I mean, what the hell kind of cops
are you people anyway, huh?

- -Wh-What is this place?
- -I'm starting to think she's not faking.

Faking it? Aw, that's great.

So, do you truly not
know what you are?

What am I?

Forget about me!
What the hell are you?

I'm sorry. It's The Morrigan.
She insists on seeing her.

- -You were not invited.
- -I know and I'm hurt.

Cut the shit. Word has it that somebody's
kill was improperly dumped

in your territory last night,
and not by a local.

It would be nice to know if
we had a new player in town.

We're handling it.

I don't speak to the help.

Hi. Yeah, hello.

Could somebody please just tell me
what the hell's going on here?

Lauren, take her to the lab.

Grab her.

Enough!

Lauren needs to examine the girl.

Please, come with me.

You and I need to talk.

Because I'm your cousin and
I'm in trouble, you dick!

Yeah, I know your friggin'
connections, okay.

You want these wallets,
trace that plate for me,

or I'm telling your mom
you're being mean.

Asshole.

So, what are you checking me for?

Brands.

Ritual scarring. Different clans
mark themselves in different ways.

My god, you're beautiful.
I meant that professionally.

It's cool. I, uh...

I kind of have that effect on people.

Uh huh. Well, that would
fit my hypothesis on you.

Would you mind if I asked you some
incredibly personal questions?

Well, all questions feel kind of
personal when you're commando.

Right. Sorry.

Please.

I'll, um... I'll answer
yours if you answer mine.

What the hell were those
freaks that I just met?

They're Fae. An evolutionary
branch that predates on humans.

So, am I Fae?

Yes. Well, that's your genus,
not your species.

And for those of us
who flunked biology?

I meant, Fae is a general classification.
There are many different types.

So, what type are you?

The insatiably curious
human doctor type.

- -I'm in it for the science.
- -Oh, kinky.

Now for the million dollar question:

What kind of Fae am I?

The girl doesn't even know she's Fae.
She's as ignorant as a human.

So are you if you believe her. Oh,
come on. I mean, listen to yourself.

You're not seriously suggesting that
she's been hidden from us since birth?

I'm suggesting we need to be
united in how we deal with this.

Little problem... I'm not
much of a team player.

If word gets out we've had
a free Fae under our noses,

we'll be the laughing
stock of the Counties.

Well, then it's agreed. Let's just kill
the little bitch and be done with it.

It would be wiser to wait.

Tell me... was your neutering
ceremonial, or a birth defect?

Her freedom is dangerous to us both.

She cannot be allowed to
exist in between our sides.

Which is why we need to make her
choose between us. The old way.

I examined your kill from last night,

and based on your feeding
signature, you're...

Just say it.

You're a succubus.

A succubus.

Can you fix it?

Well, there's nothing to fix.

You're a perfect biological
specimen of your kind.

Who has a habit of waking
up next to dead lovers.

I mean, if that's not sick, then I
would like a second opinion.

We can help you learn to
control it, if you like.

- -That's possible?
- -Definitely.

If you'd been born into a clan, you
would have been taught how by now.

You'd still have to feed, but you
wouldn't always have to kill.

You deserve a normal life
and we can offer that to you.

What's the catch?

The Fae are divided.
The light and the dark.

I presume they'd want
you to join one of them

before they'd allow me
to offer you much help.

I can offer you things...

if we get out of here.

I know what you're doing.

- -Do you want me to stop?
- -No.

You didn't think it was going
to be that easy, did you?

A girl can dream, can't she?

Hands, please.

Sorry. Had to try.

No. Good. No, it was
very informative.

- -Where are you taking her?
- -The glass factory.

Why?

It's neutral territory. They're
going to give her the test.

Without training? That's madness.

It's not our call.

Did you get it?
Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Okay.

Providence Glass Inc. On Front.
Thank you. Owe you one. Bye.

Okay -

Party at the glass factory.
That's not weird.

Ew. Pardon the "Turkish prison" chic.

It's a little obvious for my taste.

We can manage chairs, at least.
We're civilized folk.

By the way, congrats on
your Amnesia Girl routine.

You got everybody buying it.

But between you and I,

you know more than
you're telling, don't you?

- "Do you?
- -Okay."

A girl's got to have her
mystery. I can respect that.

I'm sorry, not to interrupt
your crazy, but who are you?

Local government. Consider me the
welcome wagon for the dark Fae.

Do you know why you've
been brought here today?

- -You're going to be tested.
- -Oh, wow! Will there be math?

Funny. She's funny.

Listen here, Norma Fae.

We have a millennia-old two-party
system and it works just swell.

Because membership is mandatory.

Well, I must have lost my invitation...

Which is a problem. You see, you
running around free and non-partisan

gives all the little lemmings ideas.

I don't want any trouble, okay?
Promise. Just let me go.

Well, lucky for you, if you
survive your test today,

you'll have the opportunity
to join a side. Problem solved.

Join? Why the hell would
I want to do that?

We take care of our own.

We'll place you in a human
occupation that is to our advantage,

help with the disposal of your kills,
et cetera, et cetera. Oh! And dental.

Well, I'll keep that in mind.

You should.

I hear you've been
alone for a long time.

No friends or family. Afraid
you'd kill them, I'd imagine.

Sounds lonely.

You have the chance to be
a part of something now.

A chance to have a new
family, or to have enemies.

So, be very careful how you
play the next few hours.

Welcome to the top of the food
chain, doll. Enjoy it while it lasts.

So, what exactly am I in for here, huh?

Big bad nasties?
The Loch Ness Monster?

- “Underfae.
- -Under-what-now?

Underfae. Those of our kind that
don't exactly fit in the human world.

Very old, very dangerous.
You'll face two.

- -Well, what are my chances?
- -I wouldn't bet on you.

Have I spit in your coffee or
something? What is your deal?

Kiss me.

Wow, are you bad at reading women.

We don't have time for this. You need
all of the strength you can get,

so take some of mine.

Won't I kill you?

Just kiss me.

Oh. Oh. Wow!

Did you... did you feel that?
That was like...

That was like the Fourth
of July in my mouth.

Hey. You stopped me. No one's
ever stopped me before.

Fae are different than humans. Your
powers won't work the same on all of us.

Well, how am I supposed
to beat these guys?

You be faster, you be smarter.

They're going to underestimate you,
use that to your advantage.

I misjudged you.
You got any other advice?

Don't get dead.

And you're back to being
an asshole. It's nice.

I was not expecting Thunderdome.

He's big, but he's slow. These are
your weapons. Choose wisely.

Good luck.

Enough!

To the death.

What are they feeding
you down here?

She's probably in there having tea.

Oh, please don't be rats. Please
don't be rats. Please don't be rats.

Gross.

Hello.

Hi.

Would you like some tea?

- -What just happened?
- -I thought we could use some privacy.

Please, sit down.

We don't have much time.
I want to help you.

How?

I'm a Pain Eater. Let me take yours.

I can end your suffering
if you'll trust me.

Hello?

Okay -

I'd like to show you something.

Those are your dead.

I-I don't want to be here anymore.
I don't want to see this.

That's all you've been doing,
ten long years, killing and running.

Killing and running.

Aren't you tired?

Yes.

How many more will have
to die so you can live?

No, no, it's not like that anymore.
I-I know what I really am.

They told me that I can
learn how to fight it.

You don't actually
believe that, do you?

You're an abomination, child.
You know it in your heart.

Do the right thing.

Oh, Bo.

But I don't know what
the right thing is anymore.

Can you help me?

If you're willing.

What is it?

Your way out. You'll sleep
and never wake up.

I don't know.

It will be quick and beautiful.

A gesture of love.

No one will even miss you.
No one will mourn you.

Nobody needs you.

Bo, wake up!
Bo, wake up, dammit!

Bo, wake up! Wake up!
Bo, he's killing you. Wake up!

- -Drink.
- -Bo!

- -Drink.
- -Bo! Bo!

Let me go, you big lughead! Bo!

- -Bo, wake up!
- -Drink.

No. No.

Get out of my head, you freak. Ugh!

Help!

Ah!

She's mine.

This one has passed the test.
It has been witnessed.

Child, you may name your side.

Neither.

I choose Humans.

Now can we kill her? She passes
without any training.

Who is this girl?

May I offer an opinion?

You have no station here, old man.

Don't you have some shoes to
cobble or a garden to decorate?

Someone hid her from both our sides.

It would be wise to learn
why and who before killing her.

Great. And in the meantime,
she could expose us all.

Not without exposing herself.

I'm not saying there won't be a time
when she needs to be put down.

I'm saying choose it wisely.

I feel like we've been paroled.

You sort of have been.

Any conditions on our release?

No more evidence for humans to find.
No messing in Fae business.

And no more leaving town. The Elders
want you where they can watch you.

Well, they don't own me. And I'm
not very good at being obedient.

Learn. And when you need help...

If I need help.

When you need help, you can
find me at the 39th Division.

And Bo, you did well.

I knew I smelled popo.

I'm not crazy, right?
That all just happened?

Yep. And now we know.
Anyone could be Fae.

My bets on wiener dude.

So, what now?

We go home. And we figure
out the rest tomorrow.

"We," huh?

I got to figure out some way to
make a living while I'm here,

and you're the one who thought
we'd be a good team so, yeah, we.

Cool. Just so we're clear about this
partnership, you be you 'n all,

but I'm only into guys. Sorry.

I'll try to contain
my disappointment.