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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:45,208 I put it in three boxes, so the lettuces won't get squashed. 2 00:00:45,375 --> 00:00:46,160 Alright? 3 00:00:46,648 --> 00:00:49,333 - Depends on the price. - The best, as usual! 4 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,042 Even so, it's still too much. 5 00:00:51,145 --> 00:00:54,520 Take it up with your Boss upstairs. He makes the vegetables grow. 6 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:57,458 This year he was rather stingy. 7 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:00,875 The less there is, the higher the price, Sister. 8 00:01:01,049 --> 00:01:03,257 I'll put it on your account. 9 00:01:03,542 --> 00:01:06,458 Next week, we'd like some nice asparagus. 10 00:01:06,625 --> 00:01:09,875 Well, it's a nice life up in the convent! 11 00:01:10,042 --> 00:01:12,140 The bishop is coming to visit. 12 00:01:12,208 --> 00:01:14,208 It's the convent's anniversary. 13 00:01:14,312 --> 00:01:15,679 That's enough, sisters! 14 00:01:15,792 --> 00:01:19,583 No cheap stuff for the bishop, eh?! 15 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:31,161 Don't move, Sister Marie. 16 00:03:31,786 --> 00:03:33,539 I'll open that friggin' gate for you. 17 00:03:33,667 --> 00:03:35,169 Chambard, that's enough! 18 00:03:35,296 --> 00:03:38,213 Wait a minute, sister. Don't you get upset. 19 00:03:40,919 --> 00:03:44,466 What the fuck?! God-all-friggin'-mighty! 20 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:52,079 Mr Chambard, if you blaspheme again like that... 21 00:03:52,103 --> 00:03:54,500 I'll have to report it to the Mother Superior. 22 00:03:54,606 --> 00:03:55,853 What was that, Sister? 23 00:03:55,947 --> 00:03:57,667 Don't play deaf! 24 00:03:57,833 --> 00:03:59,702 Do you want to go home to your daughter-in-law? 25 00:03:59,885 --> 00:04:01,572 But Sister... 26 00:04:02,417 --> 00:04:06,033 Don't get mad because of that goddamned gate! 27 00:04:12,025 --> 00:04:13,518 I gotta say... 28 00:04:13,991 --> 00:04:17,540 it was a shitty mess in that waste-trap. 29 00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:20,292 It's running now, like a pissing cow! 30 00:04:20,458 --> 00:04:23,666 Thank you, that's wonderful, Mr Chambard. 31 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:32,958 Need me for anything else? 32 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:34,917 There's still the tap over there. 33 00:04:35,028 --> 00:04:38,612 Let's take a look at it, then, since I'm here. 34 00:04:39,167 --> 00:04:42,776 I'm a real Jack-of-all-trades around the house. 35 00:04:44,042 --> 00:04:46,330 That's what my bitch of a daughter-in-law says. 36 00:04:46,747 --> 00:04:49,080 I have to do everything for her. 37 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:53,708 Plumbing, cooking, carpentry... 38 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:58,033 And to think that I gave my son to that slut. 39 00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:00,049 Oh, Mr Chambard! 40 00:05:01,424 --> 00:05:03,838 They don't make men like me anymore. 41 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:06,208 My wife lost out when she died. 42 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:07,958 What does your son do? 43 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:10,471 He beats his wife... Non-stop. 44 00:05:10,947 --> 00:05:13,600 My daughter-in-law's like your dirty laundry... 45 00:05:13,729 --> 00:05:16,417 ...you have to beat it to make it clean. 46 00:05:18,417 --> 00:05:21,958 What are you on about Mr Chambard? Aren't you finished yet? 47 00:05:22,125 --> 00:05:24,542 In a minute, Sister. In a minute. 48 00:05:25,197 --> 00:05:27,104 God-all-friggin'-mighty! 49 00:05:27,221 --> 00:05:29,518 Get out of here! I don't want to hear you again. 50 00:05:30,042 --> 00:05:32,955 This is a religious community, Mr Chambard. 51 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,917 We can no longer tolerate your sacrilegious attitude. 52 00:05:35,973 --> 00:05:37,640 What have I done? 53 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:41,252 It's the way you utter the Lord's name at the slightest occasion. 54 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:44,057 It's a very serious offense... 55 00:05:44,542 --> 00:05:47,197 and will lead to eternal damnation. 56 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:50,338 God Almighty, I'm not even dead yet, Mother! 57 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:54,955 Get out, Mr Chambard! 58 00:05:57,278 --> 00:06:01,526 Mother, I'll be hanged if I understand why. 59 00:06:01,703 --> 00:06:04,775 You can't deny that just now you violated the 2nd Commandment? 60 00:06:05,369 --> 00:06:07,338 Me... violate? 61 00:06:07,596 --> 00:06:10,667 As they say "Better to hear it than be deaf." 62 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:14,705 "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain." 63 00:06:15,073 --> 00:06:17,073 Yeah, yeah, I know. 64 00:06:17,653 --> 00:06:21,361 - Do not swear with God's name. - I understood. 65 00:06:21,583 --> 00:06:24,229 - Well then, Mr Chambard. - Well what? 66 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:28,083 When you're angry or happy, impatient or in a bad mood... 67 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:30,542 you always say... 68 00:06:30,708 --> 00:06:34,125 You mean "God Almighty"? 69 00:06:34,292 --> 00:06:35,667 Yes, Mr Chambard. 70 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:39,388 It will be taken into account at the Last Judgment. 71 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:43,458 But Reverend Mother, it's just something I say... 72 00:06:43,625 --> 00:06:47,606 I don't even think about it; it's just a habit. 73 00:06:48,042 --> 00:06:51,927 You have to get rid of this habit. Or else you'll have to leave. 74 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:56,042 But where can I go, at my age? 75 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,939 I like it here. 76 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:00,375 Oh, God Almight... 77 00:07:00,542 --> 00:07:03,667 - Mr Chambard! - Oh shit!... Oh... 78 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:08,031 You see? I'm not even aware of it! 79 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,640 - Dominus vobiscum. - ET CUM SPIRITU TUO. 80 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:04,542 Darn it! 81 00:08:11,542 --> 00:08:13,707 The bishop's name is Trousselier. 82 00:08:14,234 --> 00:08:17,125 Hector Trousselier, a childhood friend. 83 00:08:17,292 --> 00:08:19,453 We were at school together. 84 00:08:20,281 --> 00:08:21,789 Hey, Hector! 85 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:02,328 Hector, Hector! It's me, Chambard! 86 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,917 - Mr Chambard! - Well, how about that! It's Jérôme! 87 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:09,167 You see? How are things? 88 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:13,833 No, Reverend Mother. Let him be. 89 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,601 - Jérôme is an old friend. - See? 90 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:20,625 Even in this getup, you haven't changed. 91 00:09:20,825 --> 00:09:23,658 And how are you, Chambard? 92 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:27,000 As exuberant as ever? 93 00:09:27,046 --> 00:09:28,292 This way, Your Excellency. 94 00:09:28,458 --> 00:09:32,304 Excuse me, I'm dining with the dear sisters. 95 00:09:32,562 --> 00:09:34,395 Can't I come too? 96 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:39,367 Your Excellency... our rules don't allow... 97 00:09:39,648 --> 00:09:40,792 I know, but... 98 00:09:41,327 --> 00:09:44,273 For this once, I'll fix it with the Good Lord. 99 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,125 Come along. 100 00:10:01,921 --> 00:10:04,257 Benedicat dextera Christi. 101 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:21,390 Hey, can you believe this?! 102 00:10:22,041 --> 00:10:24,249 We had some good times, eh? 103 00:10:25,815 --> 00:10:30,200 If Mrs Fourmont could see us now! Do you remember? The teacher? 104 00:10:30,351 --> 00:10:31,364 Oh yes! 105 00:10:31,917 --> 00:10:33,708 You do?! 106 00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:39,419 May God forgive us for all the wicked pranks we played on her! 107 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,667 Like the one with the corpse? 108 00:10:43,216 --> 00:10:46,403 - The one with.... No. - Yes, you must. 109 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,250 When you didn't know your lesson... 110 00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:52,417 ...we stuffed grass up our noses to make them bleed. 111 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:55,417 In the end, your nose was as red as an eggplant. 112 00:10:55,583 --> 00:11:00,167 Yes, that is certainly true. We were a stupid lot. 113 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:04,750 And one day, covered in blood, I tumbled down the stairs... 114 00:11:04,917 --> 00:11:08,750 to scare her, I played the stiff and you yelled... 115 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,848 "He's dead! He's dead!" 116 00:11:12,817 --> 00:11:16,005 Mrs Fourmont fainted dead away. 117 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:21,934 Oh, Go... 118 00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:24,792 The young are terrible. 119 00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:27,250 We really were a pair of little shits. 120 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:37,262 And do you remember Thérèse? 121 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,825 Thérèse? 122 00:11:39,606 --> 00:11:40,917 Oh yes...! 123 00:11:41,239 --> 00:11:43,917 The little laundry-maid with the long hair. 124 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:48,419 We'd wait outside her shop for her, after school. 125 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:52,208 She must have been, what... twelve, thirteen? 126 00:11:52,427 --> 00:11:54,250 She liked you best. 127 00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:56,792 Yes, it's a lovely memory. 128 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,549 Hear that, Mother? 129 00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:01,000 If you'd known him back in the day...! 130 00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:04,875 Tell me... Do you remember your father? 131 00:12:05,581 --> 00:12:07,833 Of course, I remember my father. 132 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,987 He used to say to you... "You'll finish up on the scaffold!" 133 00:12:14,296 --> 00:12:15,921 Boy, we had some good times! 134 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:22,833 Who would have thought when I knew you, that skinny priest-to-be, back in 1913. 135 00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:24,843 Thin as a bean-pole, Mother. 136 00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:27,375 What I most remember... 137 00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:31,573 ...is the belting we both got! 138 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:35,018 We lived in the same building... 139 00:12:35,182 --> 00:12:39,190 ...and we were an inseparable pair of rascals. 140 00:12:40,372 --> 00:12:41,414 That's right! 141 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:45,500 One belting? I had lots of them... 142 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:47,448 What about my uncle Clément's donkey? 143 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:50,208 Yes, I remember! 144 00:12:50,463 --> 00:12:54,088 We got it drunk, and it bellowed like... 145 00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:55,557 Like a donkey! 146 00:12:56,875 --> 00:13:00,833 Then it ran into Mrs Mangenet's shop and smashed up everything! 147 00:13:02,604 --> 00:13:08,375 Yes, exactly! I can still see it... There was this basket of eggs... 148 00:13:26,292 --> 00:13:28,557 God-all-friggin'-mighty! 149 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:36,542 As you might say. 150 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,510 As I might not say, Chambard. 151 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:58,879 God-all-friggin'-mighty! 152 00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:04,417 Come now, Chambard, we aren't in the barracks. 153 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,379 I'm sorry, but God-all-friggin'-mighty.... 154 00:14:07,521 --> 00:14:09,590 I was just so glad to see you. 155 00:14:10,055 --> 00:14:13,388 It was a lovely surprise, I realise. 156 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:18,262 But you have to consider the pure, devout ears that are listening, 157 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,973 and how the sacrilege hurts them. 158 00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:24,750 I'm sorry to say Mr Chambard will just have to go. 159 00:14:25,059 --> 00:14:26,875 Oh no, Reverend Mother... 160 00:14:27,042 --> 00:14:30,333 Chambard doesn't mean any harm, does he? 161 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:34,208 - You know me, Hector! - Yes, of course, Jérôme. 162 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:39,333 That's why I instruct you to go to Confession, ask God for forgiveness... 163 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:43,833 and make a resolution that from now on you'll follow the Ten Commandments. 164 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,667 Does Mr Chambard know them? 165 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:49,184 I have no memory. At school you had to whisper to me. 166 00:14:49,317 --> 00:14:52,856 Your memory is excellent, as you've just shown us. 167 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:55,887 Reverend Mother, do you have a catechism? 168 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,606 Jérôme, my friend... 169 00:15:01,911 --> 00:15:05,542 ...to commemorate this beautiful day in a pious way... 170 00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:10,786 I urge you, as your friend and also as a bishop... 171 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:14,004 to learn the 10 Commandments by heart. 172 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:17,200 That is the penance I impose on you. 173 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:21,801 When you're ready, you can come and recite them to me. 174 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:24,833 I don't have the latest one. This is an old one. 175 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,801 That doesn't matter, Reverend Mother. 176 00:15:28,263 --> 00:15:29,676 Here you are. 177 00:15:30,541 --> 00:15:35,176 I'm happy, by meeting you again, to be able to help save your soul. 178 00:15:35,575 --> 00:15:37,409 Thank you, Your Grace. 179 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,125 God-all-friggin'-mighty! 180 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,875 Empty-headed fool! 181 00:15:46,042 --> 00:15:50,210 Every time you open this book, I'll let loose the four winds... 182 00:15:50,632 --> 00:15:52,796 and you'll never learn the 10 Commandments. 183 00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,500 This is the Devil telling you... 184 00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:59,679 and when the devil says something, it's the Gospel Truth. 185 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,875 The 10 Commandments are weapons against me. 186 00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:04,292 I have my own. 187 00:16:04,406 --> 00:16:07,335 Lust, flesh, women... whatever. 188 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:10,390 You will not commit the impurity... as they say... 189 00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,750 of the big one. The what is it...? The ultimate one. 190 00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:16,208 Not half! Woman is the domestic agent of Hades. 191 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,085 With her eyes, her mouth, her legs, et cetera... 192 00:16:19,218 --> 00:16:23,112 I've made her expressly to bring man undone. 193 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:27,375 And now for the splendor of the tropical night... 194 00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:29,607 the provocative Amaya from Bahia. 195 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,292 - I'd like to speak to the boss. - Through there, Sir. 196 00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:59,075 - Madam, I'd like to speak to the boss. - What about? 197 00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,583 It's a personal matter. 198 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:04,708 In the basement... the door at the end of the hall. 199 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,677 Knock before entering. 200 00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:28,411 You've been winning for over 2 years. Why would you want to change? 201 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,552 You know my aunt? 202 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,080 She died. 203 00:18:32,216 --> 00:18:34,076 Come in! What from? 204 00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:36,052 Pneumonia. 205 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:41,792 I must say, that in the middle of the cancer boom, it's not much. 206 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:46,505 She's dead and I don't wanna dance while I've lost a relative. 207 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,875 It doesn't look right. 208 00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:51,125 The door's right behind you. 209 00:18:51,174 --> 00:18:54,029 This is the way France lost Indochina. 210 00:18:59,153 --> 00:19:00,528 What do you want? 211 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,375 It's about Miss Tania. 212 00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:07,208 - So? - She hasn't done her number. 213 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,225 She's finished her contract. 214 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,000 I'm a great admirer. 215 00:19:11,229 --> 00:19:13,395 Might I get her address? 216 00:19:29,239 --> 00:19:30,400 Excuse me, Miss... 217 00:19:30,974 --> 00:19:32,661 Are you the widow from earlier? 218 00:19:32,747 --> 00:19:34,956 - Why? - Do you know Miss Tania? 219 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:37,645 - Of course. - Do you know where she might be? 220 00:19:37,795 --> 00:19:38,566 No. 221 00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:42,075 Might you know her address? 222 00:19:43,539 --> 00:19:46,664 - I have an urgent message. - Really urgent? 223 00:19:46,994 --> 00:19:48,474 Shall we tell him? 224 00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:50,441 7 Émile Augier Boulevard. 225 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,167 - In the 17th? - Yeah. 226 00:20:49,088 --> 00:20:50,838 Miss Tania. 227 00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:54,802 The dancer. 228 00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:56,875 Yes, she lives here. 229 00:20:57,042 --> 00:20:59,013 I know, but on which floor? 230 00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,625 No, "here" means here. 231 00:21:02,229 --> 00:21:03,716 Come in. 232 00:21:07,238 --> 00:21:08,786 Shall I close the door? 233 00:21:14,864 --> 00:21:15,906 Isn't she here? 234 00:21:16,096 --> 00:21:18,130 No, on her way. She won't be long. 235 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:21,075 Have a seat. 236 00:21:24,059 --> 00:21:25,677 What do you want to see her about? 237 00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:30,417 I just want to see her to talk to her. 238 00:21:38,801 --> 00:21:41,760 Oh, excuse me... my hat. 239 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:47,042 What business are you in? 240 00:21:47,645 --> 00:21:48,762 Me? 241 00:21:52,216 --> 00:21:54,450 You wouldn't be an impresario? 242 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:56,950 Why? 243 00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:00,278 Why else would you want to see my wife? 244 00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:05,375 No, its not your wife I want to see, it's Miss Tania. 245 00:22:06,887 --> 00:22:10,770 Yes. Tania's name is Mauricette, and Mauricette is my wife. 246 00:22:11,090 --> 00:22:12,684 And I'm Paulo. 247 00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,833 Paulo, husband of Mauricette. 248 00:22:19,090 --> 00:22:20,465 Excuse me, I'm sorry. 249 00:22:20,542 --> 00:22:22,411 So are you an impresario? 250 00:22:22,590 --> 00:22:23,926 Me? Yes. 251 00:22:24,114 --> 00:22:25,864 You're in luck. 252 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:30,167 We just finished at the Mystifique, and didn't know where to go. 253 00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:33,403 Well then... Can I offer you a coffee? 254 00:22:33,528 --> 00:22:36,250 - I don't want to be a bother. - Not at all! Come this way. 255 00:22:36,323 --> 00:22:39,418 Make yourself at home, come on! 256 00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:46,250 - Pardon the mess. - Don't worry. 257 00:22:46,362 --> 00:22:47,911 Take a seat. 258 00:22:48,262 --> 00:22:50,145 A nice little hot coffee! 259 00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:58,887 It can be tricky in this business when times are tough. 260 00:22:59,417 --> 00:23:01,042 Careful, it's hot. 261 00:23:01,208 --> 00:23:04,167 We were offered a tour of the Far East. 262 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:07,833 Yes, the 1001 Nights of Scheherazade... 263 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,106 You don't know if you'll get back or not. 264 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:13,890 There are harems. 265 00:23:15,002 --> 00:23:16,215 Oh yes... 266 00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:21,917 So, you've seen my wife doing her number? 267 00:23:22,879 --> 00:23:24,614 I've seen it 27 times. 268 00:23:25,976 --> 00:23:29,262 What do you think of it... from an artistic point of view? 269 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:32,192 Oh, she's unforgettable. 270 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:35,231 - Really? - Fantastic. 271 00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:37,481 - Really? - She's a knockout. 272 00:23:37,690 --> 00:23:38,895 Really? 273 00:23:43,411 --> 00:23:45,379 Well, she's not bad... 274 00:23:45,504 --> 00:23:47,809 No, she's the most beautiful there. 275 00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:50,379 You really think so? 276 00:23:51,542 --> 00:23:54,786 She's the most beautiful. When she appears, it's... 277 00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:59,208 She's Greece arisen... She's Olympus. 278 00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:00,917 Olympus? 279 00:24:02,221 --> 00:24:06,846 At first, you know, the scene is in the dark. 280 00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:10,292 - They turn off when she comes on? - Yes, at first. 281 00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:13,981 The spotlights train on to her long blonde hair. 282 00:24:14,417 --> 00:24:15,829 She's blonde? 283 00:24:16,057 --> 00:24:17,815 Like the dawn of time. 284 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,208 Looks like a nebula. 285 00:24:21,375 --> 00:24:24,588 A sort of... a holy fount. 286 00:24:24,768 --> 00:24:26,393 It's Chartres at sunset. 287 00:24:27,140 --> 00:24:28,135 Chartres? 288 00:24:28,442 --> 00:24:31,510 The first time I saw her, I remember it, it made me... 289 00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:35,167 I can't tell you... 290 00:24:35,351 --> 00:24:36,581 Really? 291 00:24:36,917 --> 00:24:41,875 She walks into the light... erect, serious, majestic. 292 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,229 It's Joan of Arc going up to the stake. 293 00:24:46,609 --> 00:24:48,234 Joan of Arc...! 294 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:51,026 I'm sorry... 295 00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:53,370 but you seem rather stunned. 296 00:24:53,721 --> 00:24:57,929 It's as if you'd never seen Tania's number. 297 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:03,417 No, neither the last one, nor any of the others. 298 00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:06,375 I have other things to do. 299 00:25:06,542 --> 00:25:09,065 I have to mind the concierge lodge. 300 00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:11,833 There's lots to do in these buildings. 301 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,846 It's worse at night. 302 00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:16,417 The tenants who come home at 3 or 4 in the morning. 303 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:19,083 The bourgeois are the weird ones. 304 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:23,182 When Mauricette comes home, I sleep, then I make envelopes. 305 00:25:24,182 --> 00:25:27,142 It doesn't pay much, but neither did choreography. 306 00:25:27,708 --> 00:25:28,768 But it helps. 307 00:25:29,136 --> 00:25:31,487 Anyway, we got as far as Chartres. 308 00:25:31,721 --> 00:25:33,042 Oh yes... 309 00:25:33,208 --> 00:25:35,542 Then, the stage goes red... 310 00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:39,464 There's a Gregorian chant, with a hot arrangement. 311 00:25:39,926 --> 00:25:43,393 Then there's the exultation... 312 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:48,026 Tania takes off her bra, throws it across the room... 313 00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:52,250 and falls on her knees, buried under her golden hair... 314 00:25:52,331 --> 00:25:56,182 fresh as a virgin spring, as the smile of a child. 315 00:25:57,083 --> 00:26:00,565 The others, beside her, are just naked women. 316 00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:03,292 I never would have believed it. 317 00:26:03,590 --> 00:26:05,815 But all in all, you thought it was good? 318 00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:09,854 Unforgettable. And something rarer, distinguished. 319 00:26:10,792 --> 00:26:13,792 - You're talking about Mauricette? - Yes, about Tania. 320 00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:15,083 Excuse me. 321 00:26:19,065 --> 00:26:20,729 Talk about a circus! 322 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:25,632 I waited for a quarter of an hour to hear "There's no more herring." 323 00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:28,000 So, I got some cod. 324 00:26:29,542 --> 00:26:31,917 You're coughing. You should wear your pullover. 325 00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:33,729 There's someone to see you. 326 00:26:34,705 --> 00:26:35,815 Sir? 327 00:26:37,917 --> 00:26:39,284 He's an impresario. 328 00:26:40,565 --> 00:26:43,409 I met the Finns from the 5th floor, they're screaming. 329 00:26:43,744 --> 00:26:47,597 They're freezing. Go check the boiler. 330 00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:50,958 Alright, I'll go. Excuse me. 331 00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:54,565 People have foul mouths. 332 00:26:54,792 --> 00:26:59,198 I said to the old woman... "Your whiting aren't fresh." 333 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:03,081 And she says... "How fresh is your arse?" 334 00:27:08,042 --> 00:27:08,921 But... 335 00:27:10,370 --> 00:27:12,042 You aren't blonde. 336 00:27:12,129 --> 00:27:15,627 And you aren't an impresario. I recognised you. 337 00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:18,268 You're the regular at table 8. 338 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,214 You came to see me? 339 00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:24,458 Yes, it was for you. 340 00:27:30,792 --> 00:27:33,159 Why did you tell my husband you were an impresario? 341 00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:35,083 That was his idea. 342 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:38,167 Oh, and it's him who gave you coffee? 343 00:27:38,286 --> 00:27:39,893 He doesn't know how to live. 344 00:27:40,042 --> 00:27:43,167 Wait, I'll offer you a cherry brandy. 345 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:45,292 A tour I did... 346 00:27:45,386 --> 00:27:48,893 No, I was just passing by. I have to go. 347 00:27:49,096 --> 00:27:50,948 Don't be silly! 348 00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:54,253 - Hello, Mr Arthur. - Hello, Mr Paulo. 349 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:59,500 Tell me something... my wife... How do you find her? 350 00:27:59,792 --> 00:28:01,442 What a question! 351 00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:04,083 Is something wrong? 352 00:28:04,203 --> 00:28:05,606 No, nothing. 353 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:15,590 So, did you like my number that much?! 354 00:28:16,417 --> 00:28:19,542 Sit down. Have you seen me at 'La Lauriette'? 355 00:28:19,652 --> 00:28:20,678 No, I haven't. 356 00:28:20,913 --> 00:28:22,694 I played 'La Dame aux Camélias'. 357 00:28:22,924 --> 00:28:26,521 Imagine...! All I had on was a hankie and a camellia! 358 00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:29,833 Just the accessories. No music. 359 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,625 So, were you singing? 360 00:28:31,792 --> 00:28:35,069 No... I was coughing! 361 00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:37,413 You see, I was playing the character. 362 00:28:37,833 --> 00:28:40,667 At the 'Mystifique', it wouldn't work, too provincial. 363 00:28:40,692 --> 00:28:41,905 12 sessions a day. 364 00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:48,875 Would you believe, my husband's never come to see my act? 365 00:28:49,042 --> 00:28:51,670 He's never even looked at the photos. 366 00:28:51,792 --> 00:28:54,842 Would you believe he threw them on top of the wardrobe?! 367 00:28:56,042 --> 00:28:58,788 It's the daily grind that's killing at the "Mystifique'. 368 00:28:58,813 --> 00:29:00,506 There's nothing very naughty. 369 00:29:00,924 --> 00:29:04,492 I'm working up a really daring number. Would you like to see it? 370 00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:06,917 My dear lady, you must excuse me...! 371 00:29:07,083 --> 00:29:09,219 It'll really blow you away! 372 00:29:09,297 --> 00:29:11,792 I simply don't have the time! 373 00:29:11,942 --> 00:29:15,617 Don't leave without seeing it. That'd be criminal! 374 00:29:17,299 --> 00:29:19,531 I replaced the religious music with a twist. 375 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:21,852 To make it young. 376 00:29:35,458 --> 00:29:38,458 It's called "The malicious snail". 377 00:29:43,957 --> 00:29:45,703 It's got rhythm, eh? 378 00:29:48,458 --> 00:29:52,958 When I come in the light is green, to make it feel like country. 379 00:29:56,750 --> 00:30:00,042 I have a skin jersey, snail of course. 380 00:30:00,145 --> 00:30:03,187 And then horns. 381 00:30:07,292 --> 00:30:11,583 The light changes, and poof! I throw away the horns! 382 00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:13,697 Sounds like a joke, right? 383 00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:23,526 At this moment, I take off my top. 384 00:30:27,830 --> 00:30:30,041 Instead of a bra, I have 2 shells. 385 00:30:30,832 --> 00:30:34,627 Snail shells of course. That's the stroke of genius! 386 00:30:35,702 --> 00:30:37,023 Bloody hell...! 387 00:30:40,958 --> 00:30:43,875 I uncover one. Poof! I cover it again. 388 00:30:45,875 --> 00:30:49,375 I uncover the other and cover it again. 389 00:30:49,557 --> 00:30:51,890 And poof!... I throw them away! 390 00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:56,542 Now it's the legs' turn... 391 00:30:58,708 --> 00:31:00,625 A pause for my fans... 392 00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:06,446 And poof! I toss away the lot! 393 00:31:09,813 --> 00:31:12,500 There's just one shell left. 394 00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:14,922 A little snail-shell! 395 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,891 What do you think of that?! 396 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:23,708 My goodness...! It's original, it's dynamic, very unusual. 397 00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:27,792 - I really must be going. - We mustn't hold him back. 398 00:31:27,965 --> 00:31:31,782 No, tell him to stay for lunch. We'll talk about my plans. 399 00:31:32,583 --> 00:31:35,657 Good bye, Sir. Thanks, and all the best. 400 00:31:42,042 --> 00:31:44,352 It looks great. Do it for me. 401 00:31:45,008 --> 00:31:47,375 - What? - Chartres at sunset. 402 00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:50,583 This time, for real! Go on! 403 00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:52,313 Wait a moment. 404 00:31:57,458 --> 00:32:00,821 The concierge is downstairs 405 00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:05,988 You thought you'd lost it? 406 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:07,961 It's in your pocket. 407 00:32:08,667 --> 00:32:12,711 The husband, having uncovered his wife, will uncover others. 408 00:32:13,208 --> 00:32:15,750 As for that other gullible fool, the one with the violets... 409 00:32:15,922 --> 00:32:19,735 I'm going to give him some crazy nights, with crazy dreams. 410 00:32:19,836 --> 00:32:24,375 I'll teach him that Woman wasn't meant for a pedestal... 411 00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:26,708 but for a sofa. 412 00:32:26,889 --> 00:32:29,424 However all this was just the infancy of my art... 413 00:32:29,688 --> 00:32:31,718 But don't underestimate me. 414 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,336 A well-planned murder, for example, would be trickier, right? 415 00:32:36,489 --> 00:32:37,657 Let's take a look. 416 00:32:37,886 --> 00:32:40,305 Would you like us to enter the forbidden realm? 417 00:32:40,489 --> 00:32:42,227 There, where I am not allowed? 418 00:32:42,526 --> 00:32:45,567 I need a lure. This one, here. 419 00:32:46,046 --> 00:32:48,309 And I'll arrange one of these tragedies for you... 420 00:33:00,792 --> 00:33:03,005 Someone fell into the river. 421 00:33:03,294 --> 00:33:04,958 Yes, Inspector. 422 00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:08,458 Have they found the body? 423 00:33:09,906 --> 00:33:11,841 It's been fished out. 424 00:33:12,575 --> 00:33:14,068 Dead of course. 425 00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:17,591 They're sure it's her? 426 00:33:18,299 --> 00:33:19,771 Catherine Mayeux. 427 00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:23,302 Yes... I understand. 428 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:26,021 Thank you, Inspector. 429 00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:28,435 Yes... Thanks. 430 00:34:39,417 --> 00:34:41,292 You must be brave. 431 00:34:43,619 --> 00:34:45,577 I was living here quietly. 432 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:50,091 And sin was devouring her, right up to the worst one of all. 433 00:34:52,108 --> 00:34:54,458 Maybe, at the last moment, she renounced her sins. 434 00:34:55,828 --> 00:34:57,607 Maybe she didn't. 435 00:34:58,792 --> 00:35:00,250 She's dead. 436 00:35:13,762 --> 00:35:15,130 Despair. 437 00:35:16,005 --> 00:35:17,221 Suicide. 438 00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:20,896 Sins that God doesn't forgive. 439 00:35:21,574 --> 00:35:25,966 Do you think you could know what God forgives and doesn't forgive? 440 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,318 I don't know, Father. 441 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:30,646 I'm afraid. 442 00:35:32,554 --> 00:35:34,404 Do you believe that she's damned? 443 00:35:52,292 --> 00:35:55,654 Father, I ask your permission to quit the seminary. 444 00:35:56,097 --> 00:35:57,472 Where will you go? 445 00:35:57,747 --> 00:35:59,919 Your sister only needs your prayers now. 446 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:03,380 I was all she had, and I left her alone. 447 00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:06,771 A man led her into prostitution. 448 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:08,908 He hooked her on drugs. 449 00:36:09,404 --> 00:36:12,872 He sank her in sin all the way to death... to hell. 450 00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:16,075 This man must die. I must make it happen. 451 00:36:16,323 --> 00:36:17,950 Have you lost your mind? 452 00:36:21,792 --> 00:36:24,193 Leave justice to God and men of law. 453 00:36:25,427 --> 00:36:27,094 Hand the notebook over to the police. 454 00:36:27,417 --> 00:36:30,263 There's enough evidence there to put Garigny behind bars. 455 00:36:31,375 --> 00:36:33,404 That is as much as your duty requires. 456 00:36:34,297 --> 00:36:36,997 But he'll get out of prison and start again. 457 00:36:37,301 --> 00:36:40,825 My sister wasn't the first, and won't be the last. 458 00:36:41,417 --> 00:36:45,042 Father, let me go and do what I must do. 459 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:47,630 The spirit of vengeance drives you. 460 00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:52,332 And pride, seeing yourself as a dispenser of justice. 461 00:36:53,831 --> 00:36:55,685 Go to your room. 462 00:36:56,224 --> 00:36:58,029 Humble yourself in prayer. 463 00:36:59,476 --> 00:37:01,536 You don't know this man, Father. 464 00:37:02,643 --> 00:37:04,216 But I do. 465 00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:08,380 He was our neighbour, when I was a child. 466 00:37:09,484 --> 00:37:13,026 He used to come back to show off his new cars... 467 00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:16,427 and impress the kids playing in the street. 468 00:37:17,487 --> 00:37:19,622 That's where she must have met him. 469 00:37:20,273 --> 00:37:22,638 I should have been there to warn her. 470 00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:26,036 All he can do is create evil. 471 00:37:26,601 --> 00:37:29,560 He's like an evil-making machine. 472 00:37:30,505 --> 00:37:33,005 Like a tree that bears poisoned fruit. 473 00:37:34,382 --> 00:37:36,372 I don't judge him, Father. 474 00:37:37,453 --> 00:37:40,370 But I must cut down that tree, smash that machine. 475 00:37:42,417 --> 00:37:45,958 You are the most gentle and peaceful man there is. 476 00:37:46,292 --> 00:37:50,318 You're incapable of hurting any other living creature. 477 00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:51,939 Father... 478 00:37:52,849 --> 00:37:55,036 If you don't give me permission to quit... 479 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:57,958 I'll be forced to do it without it. 480 00:37:58,030 --> 00:37:59,949 I do not authorize you to leave. 481 00:38:00,667 --> 00:38:02,599 If you go so far as to disobey... 482 00:38:02,963 --> 00:38:05,458 it'll end in bitterness and humiliation for you. 483 00:38:06,007 --> 00:38:08,419 And you'll never be a priest. 484 00:38:13,042 --> 00:38:15,747 This man must die... and I must make it happen. 485 00:38:17,067 --> 00:38:21,544 If your poor father had known how Catherine would end up... 486 00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:24,750 he'd have strangled her himself, and maybe for the best. 487 00:38:24,831 --> 00:38:25,872 Maybe. 488 00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:29,542 I warned her, though, when I saw how it would turn out. 489 00:38:29,629 --> 00:38:31,337 Garigny is a piece of shit. 490 00:38:31,447 --> 00:38:33,668 Don't repeat that, eh? 491 00:38:34,917 --> 00:38:39,433 He comes to eat here every Saturday, but he's still a rotten swine. 492 00:38:39,625 --> 00:38:41,386 I've said that to Catherine. 493 00:38:42,261 --> 00:38:46,542 But when a girl's happy to open her legs, she closes her ears. 494 00:38:46,708 --> 00:38:49,542 - Mr Alexandre! - The priests didn't tell you that, eh? 495 00:38:49,708 --> 00:38:51,083 It's true, though. 496 00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:54,133 They call it love... the heart... 497 00:38:54,393 --> 00:38:56,893 It's nothing but their pussy. 498 00:38:58,338 --> 00:39:01,796 Women are crazy. Men too. 499 00:39:01,956 --> 00:39:05,206 Between their legs there's no intelligence. 500 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:08,085 Good day, Inspector. 501 00:39:09,143 --> 00:39:12,112 - Hi, squire. - Can I get you something? 502 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:13,958 - Hi, Denis. - G'day, Louis. 503 00:39:14,002 --> 00:39:16,698 I heard you were back. I thought I'd check. 504 00:39:17,234 --> 00:39:19,096 - Here I am. - Get the Inspector a drink. 505 00:39:20,956 --> 00:39:24,088 - Getting ready for a hold-up? - On Sunday. Partridges. 506 00:39:25,620 --> 00:39:26,831 A beer. 507 00:39:39,389 --> 00:39:40,764 You know... 508 00:39:42,789 --> 00:39:44,664 I was very fond of Catherine. 509 00:39:45,042 --> 00:39:46,093 I know. 510 00:39:46,690 --> 00:39:49,182 I thought she'd be safe with you in the neighbourhood. 511 00:39:49,458 --> 00:39:52,698 It's a long time since she left the neighbourhood. 512 00:39:53,919 --> 00:39:56,120 - I hadn't realised. - I know. 513 00:40:00,933 --> 00:40:02,002 Denis... 514 00:40:03,081 --> 00:40:06,713 If you know something the police don't, you need to tell us. 515 00:40:14,824 --> 00:40:16,917 What if she wrote to me before her death? 516 00:40:17,046 --> 00:40:18,174 Did she? 517 00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:20,877 If she told me about Garigny... 518 00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:25,000 ...prostitution, the drugs, girl-trade. Addresses, proof... 519 00:40:25,167 --> 00:40:27,229 You have to turn it over to me right away. 520 00:40:27,448 --> 00:40:29,104 I didn't say that I had anything. 521 00:40:29,917 --> 00:40:32,581 But if I did... and handed it over... 522 00:40:33,554 --> 00:40:35,130 how long would he get? 523 00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:39,752 If there's proof... Maybe five or ten years... 524 00:40:40,088 --> 00:40:41,229 If. 525 00:40:41,549 --> 00:40:43,375 You think that's all he deserves? 526 00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:46,854 The pig deserves to hang. But he's careful. 527 00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:50,362 He lets others do the dirty work. We can never pin it on him. 528 00:41:01,437 --> 00:41:03,104 Where does he live? 529 00:41:03,458 --> 00:41:05,127 You're not planning something stupid? 530 00:41:05,315 --> 00:41:06,846 Tell me where he lives. 531 00:41:07,542 --> 00:41:10,833 A villa in Juan-les-pins. A chateau in Deauville... 532 00:41:10,858 --> 00:41:13,358 But usually in the hotel "George V". 533 00:42:11,167 --> 00:42:13,463 Hey... take a look behind us. 534 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:43,674 So... 535 00:42:44,081 --> 00:42:45,889 Following people on the road now? 536 00:42:46,213 --> 00:42:47,885 Is this where the cassock got you? 537 00:42:48,036 --> 00:42:49,370 I have to talk to you, Garigny. 538 00:42:49,677 --> 00:42:51,479 - About what? - Catherine. 539 00:42:51,761 --> 00:42:53,604 - Oh, shit... - Garigny! 540 00:42:54,702 --> 00:42:56,862 I know she killed herself because of you. 541 00:42:59,042 --> 00:43:01,956 You're not a stupid sort of guy... 542 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:05,542 Do I look like someone a girl would kill herself for? 543 00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:08,315 Not for you. Because of you. She wrote to me. 544 00:43:08,768 --> 00:43:10,583 And what did she write about? 545 00:43:10,948 --> 00:43:14,198 That she wasn't the first. And there mustn't be any more. 546 00:43:15,137 --> 00:43:16,471 That's why I'm here. 547 00:43:17,722 --> 00:43:21,440 To stop you selling drugs, killing people who get in your way... 548 00:43:22,082 --> 00:43:23,838 Prostituting young girls. 549 00:43:25,042 --> 00:43:28,875 It's worked so well, you never thought you'd have to stop. 550 00:43:29,042 --> 00:43:31,104 Stop? Why should I? 551 00:43:32,292 --> 00:43:34,745 Because Catherine is dead. That's all. 552 00:43:35,433 --> 00:43:37,182 I want for you to understand. 553 00:43:37,596 --> 00:43:38,974 Catherine was just a little girl. 554 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:41,229 You call someone like that "a little girl"? 555 00:43:41,613 --> 00:43:44,268 What do you call the street? Kindergarten? 556 00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:48,604 You're a nice guy, but I have things to do. 557 00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:51,252 Ciao. The horses are ready to run...! 558 00:43:51,543 --> 00:43:55,127 By the way, Bérénice in the 2nd... She's ten to one. 559 00:44:06,441 --> 00:44:07,611 Yes? 560 00:44:08,276 --> 00:44:10,276 Seven people for tomorrow night. 561 00:44:10,583 --> 00:44:13,151 Yes sir, what's the name? 562 00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:16,625 Yes Sir. 563 00:44:25,195 --> 00:44:27,792 Table for seven, tomorrow night. For Garigny. 564 00:44:30,653 --> 00:44:34,362 Tomorrow night, Alberto will cover for you. You go to the movies. 565 00:44:34,598 --> 00:44:36,956 It's not necessary, Mr Alexandre. Don't worry. 566 00:44:37,692 --> 00:44:39,112 I wanted to ask... 567 00:44:39,825 --> 00:44:41,963 Could you lend me your gun on Sunday? 568 00:44:42,356 --> 00:44:44,752 I'm going hunting with some friends. 569 00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:47,995 What's this all about? 570 00:44:48,198 --> 00:44:50,526 You wouldn't kill a flea. 571 00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:54,792 Is that why you came back? 572 00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:58,792 You must be nuts, if you think I'd help you. 573 00:45:06,667 --> 00:45:07,858 What's this? 574 00:45:08,471 --> 00:45:10,151 "The Parish News"? 575 00:45:12,112 --> 00:45:13,792 Why did you say that to him? 576 00:45:14,375 --> 00:45:16,750 Private joke. Eh Denis? 577 00:45:16,854 --> 00:45:20,312 You shouldn't joke about religion. I'm a believer. 578 00:45:20,542 --> 00:45:23,948 We all are. We just all believe different things. 579 00:45:24,833 --> 00:45:27,042 Maybe it's a hymn. 580 00:45:27,375 --> 00:45:30,901 The little girls who go to mass 581 00:45:31,184 --> 00:45:35,057 ...put cushions under their knees 582 00:45:35,641 --> 00:45:39,266 They'd do better to put them under their arse... 583 00:45:39,463 --> 00:45:41,004 You could... 584 00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:55,958 - Where'd you get this? - It's from Catherine's notebook. 585 00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:59,927 There are others. A list of your suppliers and customers. 586 00:46:00,375 --> 00:46:03,250 All your drug deals, your crimes - all the proof. 587 00:46:06,542 --> 00:46:07,974 - Hand it over. - It's not on me. 588 00:46:08,034 --> 00:46:10,740 - Hand it over. - Kill me, but it's not on me. 589 00:46:14,667 --> 00:46:15,750 Where is it? 590 00:46:16,146 --> 00:46:18,482 Come to my place tomorrow, Sunday. 591 00:46:19,101 --> 00:46:22,005 On the other side of the street, number 18. 592 00:46:22,458 --> 00:46:24,185 First floor, second door on the left. 593 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,301 I'll be alone. Come unarmed. 594 00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:29,986 A weapon? Are you joking? 595 00:46:31,575 --> 00:46:33,755 - Alright, I'll come. - I knew you would. 596 00:46:34,270 --> 00:46:36,536 - What time? - 3PM. 597 00:46:36,842 --> 00:46:37,825 OK. 598 00:46:37,849 --> 00:46:41,693 I won't be there until 3. At 3.05 I'll be gone. 599 00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:45,042 But it's agreed? No weapons. 600 00:46:45,716 --> 00:46:47,167 Are you that scared? 601 00:46:47,715 --> 00:46:48,626 Yes. 602 00:46:49,638 --> 00:46:51,174 So let's set our watches. 603 00:46:58,948 --> 00:47:01,896 3.05 exactly. No earlier, no later. 604 00:47:02,458 --> 00:47:04,943 - OK. - Here's the key to my room. 605 00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:07,395 Be quiet when you open the door. 606 00:47:07,812 --> 00:47:09,762 I'll hand the notebook over to you, with all the proof. 607 00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:16,333 Be careful. He's more dangerous than a basketful of vipers. 608 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,129 I know. 609 00:49:27,078 --> 00:49:28,661 Come on in, the door's open. 610 00:49:41,883 --> 00:49:43,473 Come in, I'm alone. 611 00:50:02,526 --> 00:50:03,528 Well? 612 00:50:03,817 --> 00:50:04,715 Wait. 613 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,465 Reassured now? 614 00:50:16,919 --> 00:50:19,239 I could hear your teeth chattering as I came up the stairs. 615 00:50:28,161 --> 00:50:29,578 Well, I'm listening. 616 00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:40,504 The notebook isn't here. I've hidden it. Only I know where. 617 00:50:42,542 --> 00:50:44,231 I said I'm listening. 618 00:50:47,182 --> 00:50:48,262 Alright... 619 00:50:48,950 --> 00:50:50,075 How much? 620 00:50:50,692 --> 00:50:52,276 How much do you want? 621 00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:58,395 Let's forget your sister, and talk seriously like big boys. 622 00:50:58,958 --> 00:51:01,208 If it isn't money you want, then what is it? 623 00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:04,903 To look at you. You're a coward and a bastard. 624 00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:10,715 And you're the first priest I've ever punched in the face. 625 00:51:13,417 --> 00:51:15,481 I thought we agreed... no weapons. 626 00:51:16,542 --> 00:51:19,442 You're regular troopers, you priests. 627 00:51:19,963 --> 00:51:21,152 Don't move. 628 00:51:28,833 --> 00:51:31,700 You'll never hurt anyone else, Garigny. Never again. 629 00:51:36,167 --> 00:51:37,708 And what are you going to do? 630 00:51:38,375 --> 00:51:40,426 Get the notebook and take it to the police. 631 00:51:40,786 --> 00:51:42,042 No you won't. 632 00:51:42,418 --> 00:51:44,198 Ever see 10 million in cash? 633 00:51:44,431 --> 00:51:46,940 It's a pretty sight. I'm loaded. 634 00:51:47,583 --> 00:51:50,729 You can have it, if you're not stupid. 635 00:51:51,159 --> 00:51:52,917 There are seven names in the notebook. 636 00:51:53,573 --> 00:51:56,034 Girls and men, dead because of you. 637 00:51:56,833 --> 00:51:59,073 Of course, you didn't kill them yourself. 638 00:52:00,208 --> 00:52:02,046 If you want to stop me from leaving... 639 00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:04,963 for once you have to show some courage. 640 00:52:10,567 --> 00:52:11,776 I'm going, Garigny. 641 00:52:13,135 --> 00:52:14,620 I'm going to the police station. 642 00:52:15,736 --> 00:52:17,354 You have to decide. 643 00:52:18,643 --> 00:52:19,958 Stop! 644 00:52:21,083 --> 00:52:22,651 I told you... 645 00:52:23,104 --> 00:52:25,119 There is only one way to stop me from going. 646 00:52:25,667 --> 00:52:28,487 Just one. You know what it is. 647 00:52:29,042 --> 00:52:31,928 Denis... listen to me... 648 00:52:32,487 --> 00:52:35,042 How can you do something this stupid? 649 00:52:35,208 --> 00:52:36,815 What's the point? 650 00:52:37,625 --> 00:52:40,542 Look, I'm sorry about your sister. There! 651 00:52:40,638 --> 00:52:42,909 I regret it. Happy now? 652 00:52:43,458 --> 00:52:45,885 How did I know she'd do something so stupid? 653 00:52:46,417 --> 00:52:48,698 I didn't force her to take the stuff! 654 00:52:49,114 --> 00:52:52,120 I didn't make money off her, from drugs, I swear. 655 00:52:52,750 --> 00:52:56,260 What do you blame me for? Just some stupid stuff! 656 00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:59,987 Come on... have some guts. 657 00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:03,167 - Goodbye, Garigny. - Denis! 658 00:53:03,667 --> 00:53:05,338 Don't worry, I forgive you. 659 00:53:05,565 --> 00:53:07,526 Ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis. 660 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:16,484 Louis, you're not gonna shoot me? 661 00:53:16,604 --> 00:53:18,177 That'd be too easy. 662 00:53:20,292 --> 00:53:22,143 If he's dead, you're done for. 663 00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:32,158 Denis... 664 00:53:33,682 --> 00:53:36,330 Denis, old chap... what have you done? 665 00:53:42,855 --> 00:53:44,697 This time it'll stick. 666 00:53:47,088 --> 00:53:48,327 You make sure. 667 00:53:48,901 --> 00:53:50,046 Yes, Denis. 668 00:53:52,676 --> 00:53:54,572 You have to pray for him. 669 00:53:58,958 --> 00:54:00,401 And for me. 670 00:54:03,542 --> 00:54:06,737 The hand of justice? You think you're the hand of justice? 671 00:54:06,875 --> 00:54:08,873 But you're mine, my little priest. 672 00:54:08,897 --> 00:54:11,229 Your sacrifice is a suicide. 673 00:54:11,562 --> 00:54:14,395 As for the gangster, you prepared him for me. 674 00:54:14,625 --> 00:54:16,143 You forced him to kill! 675 00:54:16,958 --> 00:54:20,333 And all for what? For whom? A woman!! 676 00:54:20,398 --> 00:54:21,986 Once again, a woman. 677 00:54:22,417 --> 00:54:26,408 Girls are my most devoted collaborators. 678 00:54:26,917 --> 00:54:31,713 All it takes is a bauble, to capture her. 679 00:54:32,208 --> 00:54:35,125 Sometimes you have to pay the price. 680 00:54:35,612 --> 00:54:39,221 You see these diamonds? I was the one who invented them. 681 00:54:39,458 --> 00:54:43,807 The very glitter of the diamond is made from the flames of Hades. 682 00:54:44,073 --> 00:54:47,156 Look at her. "Thou shalt not covet." 683 00:54:47,425 --> 00:54:52,198 Easy to say, unless you're a pretty little tart with a head full of ideas. 684 00:54:57,096 --> 00:54:58,338 No. Truly. 685 00:54:58,710 --> 00:55:00,596 Madame, it's a marvelous piece. 686 00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:04,713 At Van Cleef and Arpels every stone is perfection. 687 00:55:04,823 --> 00:55:06,577 It just doesn't interest me. 688 00:55:06,601 --> 00:55:08,377 What about this necklace? 689 00:55:11,534 --> 00:55:12,992 If I may... 690 00:55:14,005 --> 00:55:15,071 Thank you. 691 00:55:26,138 --> 00:55:28,367 - Do you find it beautiful? - Beautiful? 692 00:55:28,875 --> 00:55:30,203 I'm overwhelmed. 693 00:55:30,567 --> 00:55:31,641 Me too. 694 00:55:33,042 --> 00:55:34,453 But not by the jewellery. 695 00:55:35,917 --> 00:55:38,914 I didn't know that Micheline had such a gorgeous friend. 696 00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:42,094 - I'm married, Mr Allan. - Of course. 697 00:55:42,410 --> 00:55:44,460 To the celebrated Georges Beaufort. 698 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,133 Celebrated? For what? 699 00:55:48,958 --> 00:55:50,492 Marrying a pretty woman. 700 00:55:52,114 --> 00:55:53,073 Philip? 701 00:55:54,723 --> 00:55:58,192 Come and look. I can't decide. What do you think? 702 00:55:58,808 --> 00:56:00,481 They're both so tempting. 703 00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:03,333 It's a matter of relative importance. 704 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:07,645 This one has larger stones. It's very feminine. 705 00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:11,542 This one rather is more formal, that one more luxurious. 706 00:56:12,184 --> 00:56:13,762 So this one. 707 00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:16,667 - Try it on, Madame. - No, there's no point. 708 00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:19,465 Let's see now... may I...? 709 00:56:21,013 --> 00:56:21,969 There...! 710 00:56:22,786 --> 00:56:24,583 How about that! 711 00:56:27,573 --> 00:56:29,406 Isn't it just...? 712 00:56:29,565 --> 00:56:31,262 It was made for you. 713 00:56:32,167 --> 00:56:34,036 - How much? - 300,000 francs. 714 00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:36,903 - 300,000? - New francs, of course. 715 00:56:37,028 --> 00:56:39,247 You mean... 30 million? 716 00:56:39,674 --> 00:56:41,465 A great opportunity! 717 00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:43,958 May I look? 718 00:56:46,465 --> 00:56:48,125 It suits you perfectly. 719 00:56:49,542 --> 00:56:50,773 Like it? 720 00:56:50,992 --> 00:56:52,507 It doesn't matter if I do. 721 00:56:52,917 --> 00:56:56,242 Georges' next play would have to run more than 3000 times. 722 00:56:56,583 --> 00:57:00,312 He's never gone over 100. I have to be happy with imaginary jewels. 723 00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:03,333 But his plays are performed world-wide. 724 00:57:03,445 --> 00:57:07,453 But in theatres this big. He's a niche specialist. 725 00:57:07,817 --> 00:57:10,817 Are you tempted, dear? Poor Georges will be ruined! 726 00:57:11,125 --> 00:57:13,708 Just looking. I can dream, can't I? 727 00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:16,085 - May I? - Of course. 728 00:57:16,627 --> 00:57:17,877 Pardon. 729 00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:24,333 - Shall I write you a cheque? - There's no hurry. 730 00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:27,432 - A down-payment will be fine. - A unique piece. 731 00:57:27,792 --> 00:57:31,197 Princess Margareth was very taken with it on her last trip. 732 00:57:31,557 --> 00:57:34,252 But since her wedding... 733 00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:43,250 - Will you take Françoise home? - Of course. 734 00:57:43,450 --> 00:57:46,271 You're very kind. My feet are killing me. 735 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:55,302 - Happy with your necklace? - It's a river of diamonds! 736 00:57:55,667 --> 00:57:58,341 - Watch you don't drown in it. - I'll wear it on Friday. 737 00:57:58,669 --> 00:58:00,833 Philip's giving a party, why don't you come? 738 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,708 I'd be delighted to meet your husband. 739 00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:07,279 He hardly ever goes out... He's working on his new play. 740 00:58:07,632 --> 00:58:10,145 If you come, he will too. 741 00:58:15,083 --> 00:58:16,958 - Not in bed yet? - Not yet. 742 00:58:17,070 --> 00:58:20,927 I've a great idea for Act 3. Must write it down. 743 00:58:23,270 --> 00:58:28,744 When the general is in the garden and passers-by are kangaroos, 744 00:58:28,877 --> 00:58:32,221 the curtain drops and rises on nothing. 745 00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:34,333 An empty stage, zero! 746 00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:37,542 And the kangaroos gallop... gallop... 747 00:58:37,708 --> 00:58:41,375 You'd need the 'Chatelet', but you'll have the 'Huchette'... 748 00:58:41,542 --> 00:58:44,463 and the kangaroo gallop done with coconut shells. 749 00:58:44,708 --> 00:58:46,250 - No, no! - Come to bed. 750 00:58:46,417 --> 00:58:49,625 No, I need to work while I've got this idea. 751 00:58:49,792 --> 00:58:52,479 I sit in the corner and watch while you sleep. 752 00:58:52,575 --> 00:58:53,825 It'll inspire me. 753 00:58:55,464 --> 00:58:56,432 Alright... 754 00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:02,572 By the way, we've been invited to Philip Allan's on Friday. 755 00:59:03,167 --> 00:59:04,375 Philip who? 756 00:59:04,776 --> 00:59:06,947 Philip Allan, Micheline's husband. 757 00:59:08,276 --> 00:59:09,987 - There he is. - Finally! 758 00:59:10,026 --> 00:59:12,792 What's going on? The boss sent me here without saying why. 759 00:59:12,958 --> 00:59:16,994 I asked for you. I need help to keep an eye on all these jewels. 760 00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:20,417 - What is it? An exhibition? - Yes, a mobile one. 761 00:59:20,583 --> 00:59:23,333 It's Mr Allan's annual jewellery ball. 762 00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:27,000 The finest jewels from Paris, London and New York... 763 00:59:27,049 --> 00:59:29,057 ...worn by models who don't speak French. 764 00:59:30,408 --> 00:59:32,518 - Who is this Allan? - A pauper. 765 00:59:32,791 --> 00:59:34,690 Come on, I'll put you in position. 766 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,362 There's a garden door that bothers me. 767 01:00:08,409 --> 01:00:11,833 Theater doesn't interest me. I never go. 768 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,956 It's all junk. Look... 769 01:00:15,583 --> 01:00:17,995 You could never put an event like this onstage. 770 01:00:20,875 --> 01:00:24,276 Even if I could, the thought would never occur to me. 771 01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:27,706 A heap of rocks? I'd prefer Shakespeare. 772 01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:30,370 A heap of words? 773 01:00:31,167 --> 01:00:33,458 I don't go to the theater, but I do read. Excuse me. 774 01:00:33,625 --> 01:00:34,917 Excuse me. 775 01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:38,745 Good evening. 776 01:00:39,625 --> 01:00:44,167 Marie-Hélène! Those emeralds! Spring is here! 777 01:00:44,245 --> 01:00:46,917 An old spring, full of dead wood! 778 01:00:47,340 --> 01:00:49,018 Give me a drink, lad. 779 01:00:50,050 --> 01:00:51,425 Good evening. 780 01:01:00,917 --> 01:01:02,706 Come on, I'll show you a treasure. 781 01:01:03,250 --> 01:01:06,375 My dear, may we? I'd like my friend to see. 782 01:01:06,667 --> 01:01:08,667 - Of course. - How dazzling! 783 01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:10,463 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 784 01:01:10,971 --> 01:01:14,557 You should have warned me! I feel positively indecent. 785 01:01:22,167 --> 01:01:24,792 What's wrong? Problems with Philip? 786 01:01:25,542 --> 01:01:27,375 Men are all the same. 787 01:01:27,542 --> 01:01:30,138 Here one day, forget us the next. 788 01:01:30,684 --> 01:01:32,341 You can't have everything. 789 01:01:33,029 --> 01:01:36,115 This... isn't bad, after all. 790 01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:38,064 And I have Georges. 791 01:01:38,565 --> 01:01:40,331 A husband I love and who loves me. 792 01:01:40,833 --> 01:01:42,573 That's worth a kilo of diamonds. 793 01:01:43,213 --> 01:01:45,018 You wouldn't swap? 794 01:01:45,569 --> 01:01:46,861 Would you? 795 01:01:49,792 --> 01:01:51,252 What are you talking about? 796 01:01:52,018 --> 01:01:53,518 We were talking about love. 797 01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:57,440 Quite right. Love is nothing but a topic of conversation. 798 01:01:58,026 --> 01:01:59,359 Care to dance? 799 01:02:38,471 --> 01:02:39,702 Like it? 800 01:02:40,315 --> 01:02:42,221 It's a beautiful piece. 801 01:02:42,583 --> 01:02:47,042 I like wood that's worked by human hands and grows old with them. 802 01:02:47,208 --> 01:02:49,625 It's a Cressent. Signed. 803 01:02:50,846 --> 01:02:52,292 Signed...! 804 01:02:54,088 --> 01:02:57,458 The gentleman is quite covered in signatures. 805 01:02:57,625 --> 01:02:59,385 You don't like Philip? 806 01:03:00,417 --> 01:03:03,862 I don't like seducers who attack with their wealth. 807 01:03:04,625 --> 01:03:06,807 And what do you attack with? 808 01:03:07,174 --> 01:03:08,958 I could show you. 809 01:03:08,983 --> 01:03:11,275 But I don't have much chance against him. 810 01:03:11,544 --> 01:03:15,346 This necklace is a perfect expression of love. 811 01:03:16,364 --> 01:03:18,987 - It's the fall of the curtain. - In what way? 812 01:03:19,276 --> 01:03:21,588 The final word. The farewell present. 813 01:03:23,042 --> 01:03:25,417 I'm tired of him. I'm leaving Mr Allan. 814 01:03:25,877 --> 01:03:30,500 You want to give up all this? That's genuine heroism. 815 01:03:30,667 --> 01:03:34,125 Only half. The apartment's in my name. 816 01:03:35,495 --> 01:03:37,333 So what will you do now? 817 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:40,549 First, go without a man for a while. Time in a spa. 818 01:03:40,729 --> 01:03:42,155 Let the wounds heal. 819 01:03:43,494 --> 01:03:45,073 Then, I'll look around. 820 01:03:48,346 --> 01:03:50,659 I don't suppose I have the slightest chance? 821 01:03:52,121 --> 01:03:54,647 Not the slightest. You're poor. 822 01:03:54,671 --> 01:03:56,393 Let's not exaggerate. 823 01:03:56,573 --> 01:03:59,823 And you're a loving, and adored husband. 824 01:04:00,083 --> 01:04:02,909 Yes, of course. Would it bother you? 825 01:04:12,958 --> 01:04:14,720 Your party is a complete success. 826 01:04:15,062 --> 01:04:15,888 It could be. 827 01:04:16,446 --> 01:04:18,993 - It depends on you. - Me? 828 01:04:19,442 --> 01:04:22,399 Would you be kind enough to accompany me to my office? 829 01:04:22,855 --> 01:04:24,855 Just for a minute. 830 01:04:32,681 --> 01:04:34,532 But... You're crazy! 831 01:04:35,954 --> 01:04:39,181 I saw how much you liked this necklace the other day. 832 01:04:39,590 --> 01:04:42,594 You were like a child looking in a shop window at Christmas. 833 01:04:43,651 --> 01:04:46,609 Rather like how you're looking now. 834 01:04:46,862 --> 01:04:49,165 - Look... Mr Allan... - My name is Philip. 835 01:04:49,344 --> 01:04:52,302 Philip, I can't possibly accept such a present. 836 01:04:52,562 --> 01:04:54,539 Then don't accept it. 837 01:04:54,911 --> 01:04:57,556 Give it back, but not this evening. 838 01:04:58,372 --> 01:05:00,821 Not now... tomorrow. 839 01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:03,813 Give me that pleasure. 840 01:05:04,330 --> 01:05:05,664 And my husband? 841 01:05:06,140 --> 01:05:11,063 How's he going to look when I say "It's a present from Philip"? 842 01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:15,708 A man doesn't give a woman something this expensive... 843 01:05:15,875 --> 01:05:18,181 for no reason at all. 844 01:05:18,465 --> 01:05:20,454 You know what you'll do? 845 01:05:21,346 --> 01:05:23,012 Keep this necklace. 846 01:05:23,187 --> 01:05:27,282 Take it home with you and keep it. For one day. Secretly. 847 01:05:27,917 --> 01:05:29,618 Tomorrow, you'll bring it back. 848 01:05:35,286 --> 01:05:38,036 Tomorrow? What time? 849 01:05:40,083 --> 01:05:41,977 Let's say... 5 o'clock? 850 01:05:43,086 --> 01:05:45,431 I'll try to come, but I can't promise. 851 01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:47,466 I'm a faithful wife. 852 01:05:48,043 --> 01:05:49,246 One more reason. 853 01:05:49,929 --> 01:05:51,804 And Micheline is my best friend. 854 01:05:52,042 --> 01:05:55,465 Well then... I really don't know what's keeping you. 855 01:06:07,167 --> 01:06:10,000 - What are you doing? - I'm thirsty. Go back to sleep. 856 01:07:00,083 --> 01:07:02,762 - Is Mr Allan here? - He's expecting you, madame. 857 01:07:03,012 --> 01:07:04,824 Follow me, please. 858 01:07:06,562 --> 01:07:07,496 This way. 859 01:07:26,542 --> 01:07:29,637 - I've brought you... - Please, come in. 860 01:07:43,988 --> 01:07:45,464 I could have kept it. 861 01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:49,012 Why not? If it makes you happy... 862 01:07:49,143 --> 01:07:50,520 I'm returning it. 863 01:07:54,250 --> 01:07:55,512 No regrets? 864 01:07:56,073 --> 01:07:57,051 Yes. 865 01:09:02,736 --> 01:09:04,777 Can I help you, Madame? 866 01:09:05,906 --> 01:09:07,488 I'll take this one. 867 01:09:23,370 --> 01:09:24,629 Excuse me, Miss...! 868 01:09:26,106 --> 01:09:27,910 - A necklace? - Yes, please. 869 01:09:27,988 --> 01:09:31,668 - Here's a very pretty one. - I'll take two dozen. 870 01:09:31,958 --> 01:09:34,000 Would you like to select them? 871 01:09:34,104 --> 01:09:36,324 No, just give me an assortment. 872 01:09:41,684 --> 01:09:43,371 Austerlitz station. Baggage check. 873 01:10:37,583 --> 01:10:40,083 - Hi. - What's wrong, darling? 874 01:10:40,504 --> 01:10:45,208 That cow made me wait 45 minutes, then sent me to the secretary. 875 01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:49,083 "The director asks if you would mind waiting a little." A little... 876 01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:51,785 And she runs a theater... Cow! 877 01:10:52,417 --> 01:10:55,660 She doesn't know what theatre is. She'd make Racine wait! 878 01:10:57,042 --> 01:10:58,083 What's this? 879 01:10:58,250 --> 01:10:59,973 - What? - This. 880 01:11:00,250 --> 01:11:02,418 A baggage claim check. I found it in the taxi. 881 01:11:02,590 --> 01:11:03,965 You think it's still good? 882 01:11:04,250 --> 01:11:06,125 These are always good. 883 01:11:06,205 --> 01:11:08,293 I should have given it to the driver. I was wrong. 884 01:11:08,481 --> 01:11:10,543 Wrong to whom? 885 01:11:10,785 --> 01:11:13,113 The fool who lost it should have been more careful. 886 01:11:13,523 --> 01:11:14,980 Must have been a woman. 887 01:11:15,699 --> 01:11:19,238 A lady theatre director! Should such a thing exist? 888 01:11:19,534 --> 01:11:22,284 I'll go pick up whatever it is. 889 01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:23,766 Is that honest? 890 01:11:23,790 --> 01:11:26,250 Do you know any honest people? 891 01:11:26,417 --> 01:11:30,875 Billionaires, who don't like the theatre, directors, with a knack for raising money. 892 01:11:30,963 --> 01:11:33,363 If it's gold bars, we're keeping them. 893 01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:36,465 What if it's a trunk with a dismembered woman in it? 894 01:11:37,496 --> 01:11:38,676 Hardly! 895 01:11:39,167 --> 01:11:42,488 The age of tragedy is past. All they want today is musical comedy. 896 01:13:09,125 --> 01:13:10,708 Micheline! Are you leaving? 897 01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:13,958 I had an appointment with Françoise, but she's not home. 898 01:13:14,125 --> 01:13:16,458 Don't go, she must be there. 899 01:13:16,625 --> 01:13:21,121 If she's in the bedroom with the radio on, she doesn't hear the bell. 900 01:13:25,669 --> 01:13:28,294 And it's the maid's day off. 901 01:13:35,539 --> 01:13:36,789 Françoise? 902 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,167 Let me take your coat. 903 01:13:43,163 --> 01:13:44,496 Françoise? 904 01:13:48,301 --> 01:13:51,004 - Françoise! - Françoise? 905 01:13:51,499 --> 01:13:53,184 Do you think she'll answer? 906 01:13:55,833 --> 01:13:58,417 - That'd surprise me. - Me too. 907 01:13:59,355 --> 01:14:02,730 She must be taking her mother to Montparnasse station. 908 01:14:05,450 --> 01:14:07,707 So why did you ask me in? 909 01:14:08,151 --> 01:14:10,418 I get the impression you're bored. 910 01:14:11,207 --> 01:14:14,340 Don't you need someone to pay attention to you? 911 01:14:15,699 --> 01:14:18,754 Pay attention to me? In the conjugal home? 912 01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:21,875 What if Françoise comes home? 913 01:14:21,916 --> 01:14:24,791 The train leaves at 7.40. We have lots of time. 914 01:14:25,981 --> 01:14:29,347 To be quite honest... I had no appointment with her. 915 01:14:30,492 --> 01:14:32,714 And I knew that she wasn't home. 916 01:14:33,730 --> 01:14:35,519 How did you know that? 917 01:14:36,792 --> 01:14:40,441 Don't you find she's been going out more often recently? 918 01:14:40,997 --> 01:14:43,628 No more than usual. Why? 919 01:14:43,885 --> 01:14:45,354 Oh, no reason. 920 01:14:46,562 --> 01:14:50,089 So tell me... Did you come to see me? 921 01:14:50,590 --> 01:14:52,090 To see you, yes. 922 01:14:53,583 --> 01:14:56,097 I wanted to see the playwright for myself, up close. 923 01:14:57,917 --> 01:15:01,753 Well, take a look. I hope you're short-sighted. 924 01:15:01,878 --> 01:15:04,544 I can see what counts well enough. Turn around. 925 01:15:05,864 --> 01:15:08,031 - Not very tall. - Thanks! 926 01:15:08,151 --> 01:15:10,526 - Not very handsome. - Thanks again. 927 01:15:10,825 --> 01:15:13,034 - Not very young. - Thanks. 928 01:15:13,573 --> 01:15:16,739 Your fingers are too short. 929 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,527 I think so too. 930 01:15:18,887 --> 01:15:20,003 Your eyes... 931 01:15:22,527 --> 01:15:24,550 They're really your best feature. 932 01:15:25,012 --> 01:15:26,331 And my genius? 933 01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:29,671 And me. What about me? 934 01:15:30,675 --> 01:15:31,933 How do you find me? 935 01:15:32,706 --> 01:15:34,870 You're the ideal woman. 936 01:15:35,122 --> 01:15:40,372 Kind-hearted, perceptive, selfless, loving, maternal. 937 01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:41,550 Thank you. 938 01:15:42,015 --> 01:15:45,331 Incomparable for displaying jewellery. 939 01:15:45,534 --> 01:15:49,245 Sadly, I've nothing to put there, except my short fingers. 940 01:15:50,215 --> 01:15:53,449 But wait... I do have something. 941 01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:56,125 Yes, just you wait. 942 01:15:56,292 --> 01:15:59,949 I'll decorate you! Ornament you! Cover you! Wrap you...! 943 01:16:00,002 --> 01:16:04,455 Envelop you... drown you in jewels! 944 01:16:04,940 --> 01:16:06,108 What's this? 945 01:16:06,870 --> 01:16:09,470 The treasure of Aladdin's genii. 946 01:16:09,495 --> 01:16:12,963 The fabulous fortune of the imagination. 947 01:16:13,377 --> 01:16:17,458 I'll make you the queen of Sheba... Cleopatra... 948 01:16:17,625 --> 01:16:19,583 ...the Madwoman of Chaillot! 949 01:16:19,703 --> 01:16:21,948 And what's more, there's more. 950 01:16:41,456 --> 01:16:44,346 This is it? What's inside? 951 01:16:44,417 --> 01:16:45,862 Don't tell me. 952 01:16:46,151 --> 01:16:47,658 Nothing much. 953 01:16:47,815 --> 01:16:51,565 It'll amuse you... You love that sort of stuff. 954 01:16:51,746 --> 01:16:53,198 What stuff? 955 01:16:57,333 --> 01:16:58,768 That's so pretty! 956 01:16:59,625 --> 01:17:01,542 Look how many there are! 957 01:17:01,958 --> 01:17:05,958 This must be a salesman's sample-case. 958 01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:20,268 But... 959 01:17:22,728 --> 01:17:24,237 What's wrong? 960 01:17:25,750 --> 01:17:27,065 Are you home? 961 01:17:27,148 --> 01:17:30,330 I was waiting for you. Sorry, I was in the bathroom. 962 01:17:30,713 --> 01:17:33,854 Why are you looking at me like that? Aren't you going to say hello? 963 01:17:55,358 --> 01:17:57,448 What's happening? 964 01:17:57,836 --> 01:17:59,299 Why is it so cold? 965 01:18:00,331 --> 01:18:01,643 This shouldn't be! 966 01:18:02,112 --> 01:18:05,377 I'm catching cold, yet I'm in my element. 967 01:18:05,866 --> 01:18:08,491 I'm among those who think they believe in nothing. 968 01:18:08,792 --> 01:18:11,292 And create their own gods. 969 01:18:11,317 --> 01:18:13,706 They're mine, yet don't know it. 970 01:18:14,848 --> 01:18:17,018 What's that over there? 971 01:18:17,843 --> 01:18:18,752 Yeah... 972 01:18:19,167 --> 01:18:20,752 No, it can't be! 973 01:18:21,242 --> 01:18:22,877 What's he doing? 974 01:18:23,580 --> 01:18:25,432 Good God... God! 975 01:18:26,083 --> 01:18:27,807 A swallow... 976 01:18:28,625 --> 01:18:30,260 The first one... 977 01:19:46,125 --> 01:19:49,526 Clear off! Or I'll set the dogs on you! 978 01:19:49,933 --> 01:19:51,268 Clear off! 979 01:20:31,167 --> 01:20:33,120 My grandpa... he can't walk any more. 980 01:20:33,875 --> 01:20:37,456 And my grandma is sick and stays in bed. 981 01:20:37,695 --> 01:20:41,729 My daddy and mummy are out with the sheep. 982 01:20:42,667 --> 01:20:44,213 - Mary! - Yes? 983 01:20:44,292 --> 01:20:45,448 Mary... 984 01:20:45,775 --> 01:20:47,471 That's a pretty name. 985 01:20:48,362 --> 01:20:50,823 It's the name of someone I loved very much. 986 01:20:51,466 --> 01:20:53,588 And you? Who are you? 987 01:20:53,953 --> 01:20:56,495 Me? I'm the Lord, God. 988 01:20:57,522 --> 01:20:59,409 Mary! 989 01:21:00,125 --> 01:21:04,963 Mary! You want to let me die, you little bitch? Mary! 990 01:21:06,167 --> 01:21:09,208 Grandma... God is here! 991 01:21:09,375 --> 01:21:11,729 What? Give me my syrup. 992 01:21:14,460 --> 01:21:16,518 He's here. He spoke to me. 993 01:21:17,210 --> 01:21:19,379 He looks like Father Gilbert's donkey. 994 01:21:23,426 --> 01:21:26,785 A donkey like that carried Mary, then our Son. 995 01:21:27,093 --> 01:21:29,718 I like looking like Father Gilbert's donkey. 996 01:21:29,940 --> 01:21:33,418 Auguste, Auguste! There's a bum in here! 997 01:21:33,958 --> 01:21:37,708 Get out of here, or my husband will shoot you. 998 01:21:37,875 --> 01:21:41,715 Against the cross, the gun. Always the same reaction. 999 01:21:41,992 --> 01:21:45,367 But it's so easy to believe when I tell you who I am. 1000 01:21:45,675 --> 01:21:46,730 God? 1001 01:21:48,252 --> 01:21:50,210 Like I told you! 1002 01:21:54,575 --> 01:21:56,242 Come closer. 1003 01:22:00,208 --> 01:22:02,769 - Shit! I missed! - Careful, my dear lady! 1004 01:22:02,856 --> 01:22:05,065 - Careful yourself, you damned... - Grandma! 1005 01:22:18,484 --> 01:22:19,558 God? 1006 01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:22,074 Stay away from him. 1007 01:22:23,229 --> 01:22:25,496 You'd believe anything at your age... 1008 01:22:25,668 --> 01:22:28,333 ...until life catches up with you. 1009 01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:32,465 You'll find that you want to hit him too. 1010 01:22:33,917 --> 01:22:36,500 I might be dead before nightfall. 1011 01:22:36,666 --> 01:22:39,082 I still haven't felt a moment of pleasure. 1012 01:22:39,966 --> 01:22:43,105 Not even on a Sunday. Not once. 1013 01:22:44,746 --> 01:22:49,121 The cows, the men, the pigs... they're all hungry on Sunday. 1014 01:22:49,363 --> 01:22:51,246 They get dirty on Sundays. 1015 01:22:52,543 --> 01:22:55,340 Those who rest on Sundays... aren't you ashamed? 1016 01:22:56,750 --> 01:22:59,125 What have you come here for? 1017 01:22:59,292 --> 01:23:04,324 I've come down to earth, to try and show mankind the right path. 1018 01:23:04,958 --> 01:23:09,551 And this is how you receive me... With dogs, guns and a stick. 1019 01:23:10,426 --> 01:23:12,972 Are we supposed to thank you? 1020 01:23:14,455 --> 01:23:16,832 What did you do with my three boys? 1021 01:23:18,750 --> 01:23:21,167 The first died in prison. 1022 01:23:22,153 --> 01:23:24,972 The second was crushed to death at Aurillac. 1023 01:23:26,167 --> 01:23:30,613 The third married a slut, who won't give me anything to eat. 1024 01:23:31,613 --> 01:23:33,574 And it's the same everywhere. 1025 01:23:34,833 --> 01:23:37,058 We don't get the newspaper, but we have the radio. 1026 01:23:37,168 --> 01:23:38,902 We know what's going on. 1027 01:23:39,292 --> 01:23:42,926 Everywhere burning, screaming, bleeding. Everywhere! 1028 01:23:43,708 --> 01:23:46,746 You're not who you say you are. 1029 01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:49,058 There is no God. 1030 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,583 If there was, he wouldn't dare show himself. 1031 01:23:56,889 --> 01:23:59,629 In short, you're mad at me? 1032 01:24:00,458 --> 01:24:03,083 You're brave, but you don't understand anything. 1033 01:24:03,250 --> 01:24:06,543 You don't have to understand destitution to be destitute. 1034 01:24:07,746 --> 01:24:12,792 Your son kills a thousand ants when he drives his tractor over their hill. 1035 01:24:12,863 --> 01:24:15,822 But the tractor must do that, so man can eat. 1036 01:24:15,895 --> 01:24:17,160 Of course! 1037 01:24:17,875 --> 01:24:21,000 But the mother of the ants is mad at me. 1038 01:24:21,167 --> 01:24:24,542 And the pike swallows twelve little fish. 1039 01:24:24,715 --> 01:24:27,121 And the mother of the little fish is mad at me. 1040 01:24:27,398 --> 01:24:32,543 And in one afternoon the gazelle eats one million blades of grass. 1041 01:24:33,375 --> 01:24:36,168 And the mother of the blades of grass is mad at me. 1042 01:24:36,613 --> 01:24:37,824 And Mary... 1043 01:24:38,582 --> 01:24:40,568 ...the other Mary... 1044 01:24:41,066 --> 01:24:42,547 ...she said nothing to me... 1045 01:24:43,527 --> 01:24:44,777 ...but she bled. 1046 01:24:44,917 --> 01:24:46,667 Damn good... 1047 01:24:46,731 --> 01:24:48,148 Grandma! 1048 01:24:52,026 --> 01:24:54,082 Why don't you change all this? 1049 01:24:54,854 --> 01:24:58,004 All you have to do is say the word and everyone could be happy. 1050 01:24:59,705 --> 01:25:02,590 Maybe you get a kick out of it all. 1051 01:25:04,487 --> 01:25:06,653 Or maybe you're just not very smart. 1052 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:08,715 I can't tell you. 1053 01:25:09,289 --> 01:25:13,289 Could you explain to the ant, why there are tractors? 1054 01:25:13,620 --> 01:25:16,691 How it works and what it's for? 1055 01:25:17,027 --> 01:25:18,910 We're not ants. 1056 01:25:19,289 --> 01:25:21,918 You are nothing at all on Earth. 1057 01:25:24,132 --> 01:25:26,863 And Earth is nothing at all in the universe. 1058 01:25:27,711 --> 01:25:31,169 And the universe is like a fly-speck... 1059 01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:33,371 on the tip of my little finger. 1060 01:25:33,877 --> 01:25:36,284 What can you understand, you mere creature? 1061 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:40,019 And all the same, I love you. 1062 01:25:40,339 --> 01:25:41,512 Me? 1063 01:25:43,342 --> 01:25:44,759 Mankind. 1064 01:25:46,434 --> 01:25:48,519 I gave him the big secret. 1065 01:25:49,995 --> 01:25:51,785 The one that fixes everything. 1066 01:25:52,885 --> 01:25:56,340 He doesn't want to use it. No way in the world! 1067 01:25:56,471 --> 01:25:58,129 He does just the opposite. 1068 01:25:59,076 --> 01:26:01,668 That's why I've come... To fix that. 1069 01:26:02,758 --> 01:26:05,113 A secret? Tell me it! 1070 01:26:10,433 --> 01:26:12,417 It's simple. It's love. 1071 01:26:12,583 --> 01:26:15,418 You are still a little girl, named Mary. 1072 01:26:16,260 --> 01:26:17,480 Mary... 1073 01:26:18,292 --> 01:26:21,316 You have a brand new heart, and you have to love. 1074 01:26:21,792 --> 01:26:26,777 If you love, there's no more arguing, no more jealousy, hatred, war. 1075 01:26:27,683 --> 01:26:29,808 If you love who? 1076 01:26:32,046 --> 01:26:36,379 Everything... your husband, your sons, your trees, your soil. 1077 01:26:36,597 --> 01:26:40,750 Not just the good soil. Pebbles and nettles too. 1078 01:26:40,917 --> 01:26:44,208 Your neighbours and the daughter-in-law who doesn't give you food. 1079 01:26:44,375 --> 01:26:47,058 My neighbours?! My daughter-in-law?! 1080 01:26:47,316 --> 01:26:48,941 I'm no God. 1081 01:26:49,804 --> 01:26:50,980 There you are. 1082 01:26:52,151 --> 01:26:55,332 You've forgotten that you have to be like God. 1083 01:26:56,120 --> 01:26:58,262 I've made you in my image. 1084 01:27:00,161 --> 01:27:02,472 And what have you done with my image? 1085 01:27:03,629 --> 01:27:05,613 I'd rather not know. 1086 01:27:06,080 --> 01:27:08,285 But alas, I know everything. 1087 01:27:09,184 --> 01:27:12,816 If you know everything, then perform a miracle. 1088 01:27:13,583 --> 01:27:16,449 You talk and talk. Talking is easy. 1089 01:27:17,292 --> 01:27:19,926 "Man is wrong... I'm God..." That's easy to say. 1090 01:27:22,013 --> 01:27:24,754 Show me a small miracle. 1091 01:27:27,330 --> 01:27:29,496 A race of unbelievers! 1092 01:27:34,247 --> 01:27:37,183 Yes, I'll show you a miracle. But not for you... 1093 01:27:38,417 --> 01:27:42,433 For Mary. So she can see it and testify to it. 1094 01:27:48,004 --> 01:27:49,658 I'll take you back to age 20. 1095 01:27:49,833 --> 01:27:51,125 No! 1096 01:27:52,708 --> 01:27:55,917 My God, if it really is you, no. 1097 01:27:56,083 --> 01:27:58,683 I beg you, have mercy. 1098 01:27:59,942 --> 01:28:01,176 One life... 1099 01:28:01,971 --> 01:28:04,043 One life is enough. 1100 01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:09,332 You poor little old creature. 1101 01:28:10,844 --> 01:28:12,543 You made their soup. 1102 01:28:13,106 --> 01:28:14,926 You did their laundry. 1103 01:28:15,666 --> 01:28:18,175 You gave birth to their children. 1104 01:28:18,653 --> 01:28:20,504 You are worn out. 1105 01:28:22,746 --> 01:28:25,168 Go... You'll soon have your reward. 1106 01:28:25,417 --> 01:28:28,808 I would love so much to believe you. 1107 01:28:29,312 --> 01:28:31,308 I would love so much... 1108 01:28:32,452 --> 01:28:36,119 What about the miracle? Are you going to do it? 1109 01:28:39,582 --> 01:28:42,941 Grandpa! Make Grandpa walk again. 1110 01:29:02,546 --> 01:29:05,088 Get up and walk. 1111 01:29:05,458 --> 01:29:09,435 No, thank you. I'm fine the way I am. 1112 01:29:09,833 --> 01:29:13,599 When I could walk, I had to work like a slave. At my age! 1113 01:29:14,042 --> 01:29:16,997 Now, I can at least rest. 1114 01:29:17,474 --> 01:29:19,927 There's no particular age to help those we love. 1115 01:29:21,621 --> 01:29:23,802 Get up and walk. 1116 01:29:25,425 --> 01:29:26,675 Never! 1117 01:29:27,122 --> 01:29:30,615 For the third time, man: Get up and walk! 1118 01:29:31,818 --> 01:29:35,208 But I can't... My poor legs! 1119 01:29:38,607 --> 01:29:40,482 See... They're all the same. 1120 01:29:41,106 --> 01:29:43,958 They reject the good I do to them, and just grumble. 1121 01:29:44,702 --> 01:29:46,223 You're going to walk. 1122 01:30:12,562 --> 01:30:13,888 Who's he? 1123 01:30:14,404 --> 01:30:15,667 It's God! 1124 01:30:17,362 --> 01:30:18,544 Dear God...! 1125 01:30:21,375 --> 01:30:23,167 So it's true! 1126 01:30:39,255 --> 01:30:40,794 It's all over for me. 1127 01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:45,825 My God, forgive me. 1128 01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:52,500 Give me a small space in your paradise. 1129 01:30:53,284 --> 01:30:57,325 You're almost there. Do you hear the music? 1130 01:30:58,598 --> 01:30:59,716 Yes. 1131 01:31:00,916 --> 01:31:05,249 Do you hear that sound? Like pigeons taking flight? 1132 01:31:07,679 --> 01:31:08,864 Yes. 1133 01:31:09,917 --> 01:31:13,466 Those are the angels, getting ready to receive you. 1134 01:31:15,195 --> 01:31:19,570 The gates of Paradise are all white. 1135 01:31:21,905 --> 01:31:23,155 Enter! 1136 01:31:25,281 --> 01:31:26,531 In you go. 1137 01:31:28,112 --> 01:31:29,154 Enter! 1138 01:31:32,864 --> 01:31:33,763 Yes. 1139 01:31:42,292 --> 01:31:45,052 You'll never be tired again now. 1140 01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:56,763 In the name of Me, and My Son and the Holy Ghost. Amen. 1141 01:32:00,828 --> 01:32:02,620 Visit us again. 1142 01:32:02,895 --> 01:32:06,427 In my tired soil, nothing grows anymore. 1143 01:32:06,737 --> 01:32:08,737 Maybe you could do something? 1144 01:32:08,958 --> 01:32:11,247 I'll come again and do what needs to be done. 1145 01:32:11,542 --> 01:32:14,357 Thanks in advance. You're very kind. 1146 01:32:16,195 --> 01:32:17,435 Mary... 1147 01:32:18,458 --> 01:32:19,865 Goodbye to you all. 1148 01:32:20,148 --> 01:32:21,356 - Thank you. - Goodbye. 1149 01:32:21,601 --> 01:32:22,895 - Thanks so much. - Thank you. 1150 01:32:23,620 --> 01:32:26,745 Father brought that back from Africa. 1151 01:32:27,130 --> 01:32:28,982 He served in the Foreign Legion. 1152 01:32:29,427 --> 01:32:33,958 But don't worry; I'll chop it up and burn it. 1153 01:32:34,125 --> 01:32:36,950 If you want. It doesn't bother me. 1154 01:32:37,411 --> 01:32:39,911 Black god, yellow god, white god... 1155 01:32:40,419 --> 01:32:41,779 It's still always me. 1156 01:32:46,253 --> 01:32:47,494 But then again... 1157 01:32:48,154 --> 01:32:49,630 You never know. 1158 01:33:11,746 --> 01:33:13,332 We must tell the priest. 1159 01:33:13,946 --> 01:33:16,367 It'll be on the radio, in the papers. 1160 01:33:16,788 --> 01:33:18,735 It'll be worth money. 1161 01:33:49,113 --> 01:33:50,344 A swallow... 1162 01:33:50,977 --> 01:33:52,367 The second one. 1163 01:34:04,664 --> 01:34:07,654 Hey, God, would you like a lift? 1164 01:34:08,080 --> 01:34:11,302 With pleasure, my children! With pleasure! 1165 01:34:11,810 --> 01:34:14,365 PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL 1166 01:34:14,417 --> 01:34:15,927 A lunatic. 1167 01:34:16,130 --> 01:34:19,167 An escaped lunatic! Oh, that explains it! 1168 01:34:19,341 --> 01:34:22,740 A God that was reasonable would have been a surprise! 1169 01:34:22,828 --> 01:34:25,341 As for a good-natured God...! 1170 01:34:25,708 --> 01:34:28,583 If God were as nice as him, I wouldn't exist. 1171 01:34:28,708 --> 01:34:31,083 I'm his bad side. 1172 01:34:31,250 --> 01:34:32,917 He left me the best bits... 1173 01:34:33,083 --> 01:34:37,125 Acceptable wars, acceptable hate, stupidity and lies. 1174 01:34:37,315 --> 01:34:41,716 The sort of lies that crash into each other... like fighting cocks. 1175 01:34:42,317 --> 01:34:45,401 There are those for whom lies are part and parcel of their lives. 1176 01:34:45,521 --> 01:34:47,846 Lying is their daily bread. 1177 01:34:48,154 --> 01:34:51,865 Take this guy... His life is built around a lie. 1178 01:34:52,174 --> 01:34:54,896 He was told, "Honour thy father and mother." 1179 01:34:54,996 --> 01:34:58,363 He let himself be caught like a doe in a net. 1180 01:35:00,419 --> 01:35:02,325 - Hello, Mr Mercier. - Hello. 1181 01:35:04,132 --> 01:35:05,771 - Bon appétit. - Shh! 1182 01:35:06,871 --> 01:35:08,040 What's happening? 1183 01:35:08,065 --> 01:35:10,294 Same as usual... The sparks are flying! 1184 01:35:10,390 --> 01:35:12,015 Really? What about Dad? 1185 01:35:12,166 --> 01:35:15,724 He's waiting for the storm to pass. But the bad weather never stops. 1186 01:35:18,917 --> 01:35:21,341 - You're back for dinner? - Yes. 1187 01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:25,075 - Class was cancelled. The prof was sick. - That's all we need. 1188 01:35:27,838 --> 01:35:29,591 Sit down, since you're here. 1189 01:35:35,161 --> 01:35:36,583 This is all that's left. 1190 01:35:36,713 --> 01:35:38,396 - Aren't you eating? - No, I'm not hungry. 1191 01:35:38,604 --> 01:35:40,427 - What about Dad? - He spoiled my appetite. 1192 01:35:40,833 --> 01:35:43,216 - Where is he? - How the hell would I know? 1193 01:35:45,489 --> 01:35:48,622 Never get married. Be like me. 1194 01:35:49,161 --> 01:35:51,786 - Maria! - Don't wear yourself out. 1195 01:35:51,811 --> 01:35:54,853 Maria's quit. Maria's gone. 1196 01:36:03,797 --> 01:36:05,630 What did you say to Maria this time? 1197 01:36:05,872 --> 01:36:07,259 Of course, it's all my fault! 1198 01:36:07,833 --> 01:36:09,841 Don't worry, I'll soon be gone. 1199 01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:12,779 You think I'm too old to do anything else. 1200 01:36:12,857 --> 01:36:15,263 I shan't stay buried in the kitchen, for two imbeciles. 1201 01:36:15,529 --> 01:36:16,626 Oh, thank you. 1202 01:36:16,654 --> 01:36:19,833 Not you, I mean your father and that stupid old boarder. 1203 01:36:21,167 --> 01:36:23,325 If only your father were good for something. 1204 01:36:24,265 --> 01:36:26,419 You'll see how you manage when I'm gone! 1205 01:36:27,401 --> 01:36:29,365 A total pain in the neck... 1206 01:36:30,473 --> 01:36:33,505 There's still time for me to have a decent life. 1207 01:36:33,667 --> 01:36:38,279 You know you'll never leave. Why do you keep saying this nonsense? 1208 01:36:38,875 --> 01:36:40,958 You're as selfish as your father. 1209 01:36:41,125 --> 01:36:44,292 You have your bed and food... clean clothes, your car, friends... 1210 01:36:44,458 --> 01:36:48,583 And who pays for it all? Who pays for your studies? 1211 01:36:48,750 --> 01:36:52,208 Your pocket money? Who's the maid of all work? Who? 1212 01:36:52,241 --> 01:36:53,396 Shit. 1213 01:36:53,976 --> 01:36:57,101 Shit, shit, and more shit! 1214 01:36:57,807 --> 01:36:59,682 Shit! I've had enough! 1215 01:36:59,911 --> 01:37:02,216 If it kills you to pay for my upkeep, just say so. 1216 01:37:03,750 --> 01:37:08,052 I've got five years to go for my thesis. I can't live like this... I'm off! 1217 01:37:08,796 --> 01:37:11,004 Am I going to be blamed for every mouthful I take? 1218 01:37:11,375 --> 01:37:13,497 - She doesn't mean it. - Why does she say it then? 1219 01:37:14,117 --> 01:37:17,950 You never say a word. She never shuts up. 1220 01:37:18,125 --> 01:37:22,013 She's screaming. You're stuck in a corner. Why would I want to come home? 1221 01:37:22,224 --> 01:37:25,810 Why can't you face her and yell back at her? 1222 01:37:26,448 --> 01:37:27,989 If she weren't my mother... 1223 01:37:28,250 --> 01:37:29,552 She's not your mother. 1224 01:37:32,554 --> 01:37:33,599 What? 1225 01:37:34,542 --> 01:37:35,919 She's not your mother. 1226 01:37:38,547 --> 01:37:40,044 You're joking, eh? 1227 01:37:40,401 --> 01:37:43,083 Your mother was 16. I was 20. 1228 01:37:43,784 --> 01:37:45,409 Did she die? 1229 01:37:46,208 --> 01:37:47,833 She left. 1230 01:37:48,703 --> 01:37:50,343 She didn't love you? 1231 01:37:50,904 --> 01:37:53,625 - That... - What about me? 1232 01:37:54,370 --> 01:37:55,737 Didn't she care? 1233 01:37:56,667 --> 01:37:58,833 I said your mother was unknown. 1234 01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:03,635 When I married Germaine, she acknowledged you. 1235 01:38:17,315 --> 01:38:18,898 Why didn't you tell me? 1236 01:38:19,395 --> 01:38:21,651 She didn't want you to know. 1237 01:38:23,512 --> 01:38:26,268 You don't talk much, but once you do... 1238 01:38:31,682 --> 01:38:33,487 What happened to my mother? 1239 01:38:34,125 --> 01:38:36,333 - You know her. - I know her? 1240 01:38:36,500 --> 01:38:37,952 You've seen her on TV. 1241 01:38:38,148 --> 01:38:40,562 Recently she played "Célimène". 1242 01:38:42,468 --> 01:38:43,843 Clarisse Ardant? 1243 01:38:44,671 --> 01:38:47,593 Back then she was Solange Bouchon. 1244 01:38:51,583 --> 01:38:53,417 Clarisse Ardant... 1245 01:39:02,148 --> 01:39:05,905 COMING SOON: CLARISSE ARDANT in "The Taming of the Shrew" 1246 01:39:20,292 --> 01:39:22,913 For I am he am born to tame you, Kate... 1247 01:39:23,458 --> 01:39:27,502 And bring you from a wild Kate to a Kate 1248 01:39:27,840 --> 01:39:29,424 Conformable as other household Kates 1249 01:39:30,640 --> 01:39:33,973 Here comes your father... never make denial. 1250 01:39:34,375 --> 01:39:36,500 Now, Signor Petruchio... 1251 01:39:37,292 --> 01:39:40,583 - All went well with my daughter? - Perfectly. 1252 01:39:40,750 --> 01:39:44,667 How but well, sir? It were impossible I should speed amiss. 1253 01:39:44,833 --> 01:39:47,500 How now, daughter Katherine? 1254 01:39:47,667 --> 01:39:49,750 In your dumps? 1255 01:39:49,917 --> 01:39:51,901 Call you me daughter? 1256 01:39:52,237 --> 01:39:56,112 You have shown a tender fatherly regard, To wish me wed to one half lunatic... 1257 01:39:56,252 --> 01:39:58,292 A madcap ruffian A half-wit jabberer, 1258 01:39:58,458 --> 01:40:01,792 "A madcap ruffian and a swearing Jack." 1259 01:40:01,864 --> 01:40:03,292 I know my lines. 1260 01:40:03,792 --> 01:40:06,237 - I won First Prize for this. - 20 years ago. 1261 01:40:06,393 --> 01:40:08,588 What's this wheezer saying to me? 1262 01:40:08,916 --> 01:40:11,620 I've had enough. It's six. We'll pick it up tomorrow. Bye. 1263 01:40:11,770 --> 01:40:13,034 Bye, handsome. 1264 01:40:13,445 --> 01:40:15,153 Tomorrow at two, kids. 1265 01:40:24,250 --> 01:40:25,784 Miss Clarisse Ardant? 1266 01:40:26,417 --> 01:40:28,768 - Obviously. - I'd like to speak with you. 1267 01:40:29,833 --> 01:40:32,456 - What about? - About you and me. 1268 01:40:33,333 --> 01:40:35,292 You and me? Really! 1269 01:40:36,208 --> 01:40:37,591 Excuse me. 1270 01:40:39,757 --> 01:40:40,728 Well? 1271 01:40:41,325 --> 01:40:43,161 Isn't there some quieter place? 1272 01:40:43,705 --> 01:40:47,396 This way. Just 5 minutes, though. 1273 01:40:48,856 --> 01:40:50,023 Come along. 1274 01:40:53,208 --> 01:40:55,125 They've brought back the dress. 1275 01:40:55,292 --> 01:40:57,750 - Was it altered? - Yes, you should try it on. 1276 01:40:57,818 --> 01:40:59,161 You never know. 1277 01:40:59,185 --> 01:41:01,042 I shall. You can leave now. 1278 01:41:01,208 --> 01:41:04,411 - Aren't you trying on the dress? - I can do it by myself, can't I? 1279 01:41:04,812 --> 01:41:07,356 - See you tomorrow, Isabelle. - There's some mail for you. 1280 01:41:08,265 --> 01:41:11,390 May I? Make yourself comfortable. 1281 01:41:26,746 --> 01:41:28,746 Well, what is it? 1282 01:41:31,667 --> 01:41:33,732 Tell me what you have to say. 1283 01:41:34,031 --> 01:41:36,356 It's not hard to guess. 1284 01:41:37,333 --> 01:41:40,786 I believe I know. But I'd prefer not to. 1285 01:41:41,708 --> 01:41:44,372 Now that you know that I know, really, why say it? 1286 01:41:45,182 --> 01:41:46,779 Why right now? 1287 01:41:48,042 --> 01:41:51,450 Be patient. Once you've said it, there'll be nothing more to say. 1288 01:41:51,598 --> 01:41:53,130 So why talk? 1289 01:41:53,843 --> 01:41:57,325 Be a dear. It's a zipper, you just have to pull on it. 1290 01:42:01,093 --> 01:42:03,051 Charming. You're charming. 1291 01:42:04,260 --> 01:42:05,857 Of course, people have told you that. 1292 01:42:08,226 --> 01:42:11,349 Which play did you see me in? 1293 01:42:12,292 --> 01:42:14,521 Of course... I've been in so many. 1294 01:42:17,187 --> 01:42:18,604 How old are you? 1295 01:42:18,778 --> 01:42:20,185 20 and a half. 1296 01:42:20,780 --> 01:42:22,677 Wonderful! 1297 01:42:23,917 --> 01:42:25,875 Would you help me? 1298 01:42:28,486 --> 01:42:30,277 And don't blush. 1299 01:42:33,401 --> 01:42:35,401 He's a cherub! 1300 01:42:37,182 --> 01:42:40,403 "Whoever is this young man with these lovely hypocritical eyes?" 1301 01:42:40,768 --> 01:42:43,935 "Now, lovely blue bird, sing your love-song to Madame." 1302 01:42:44,960 --> 01:42:46,919 "Look at that guilty blush!" 1303 01:42:48,679 --> 01:42:50,708 "How about a little peck on the cheek?" 1304 01:42:54,077 --> 01:42:55,622 You're my mother. 1305 01:42:56,972 --> 01:42:58,200 What? 1306 01:42:58,557 --> 01:42:59,923 I'm Pierre Messager. 1307 01:43:00,761 --> 01:43:02,074 Your son. 1308 01:43:15,208 --> 01:43:19,167 Darling! Why didn't you say something before, silly?! 1309 01:43:19,247 --> 01:43:21,456 I tried, but you wouldn't let me get a word in. 1310 01:43:21,708 --> 01:43:25,127 You only had to say "Mum" and it would have been clear. 1311 01:43:27,837 --> 01:43:30,946 Imagine if you hadn't said anything! How awful! 1312 01:43:32,914 --> 01:43:35,268 Come and hug your mummy, who hasn't seen you in ages. 1313 01:43:38,033 --> 01:43:40,002 At least you're good-looking. 1314 01:43:41,208 --> 01:43:43,127 I still thought of you as being little. 1315 01:43:43,375 --> 01:43:45,565 I was, but it didn't last. 1316 01:43:46,000 --> 01:43:47,292 How old did you say? 1317 01:43:47,458 --> 01:43:49,417 - 20 and a half. - 20... 1318 01:43:49,583 --> 01:43:50,875 And a half. 1319 01:43:51,042 --> 01:43:53,791 You don't have to keep saying it! 1320 01:43:56,500 --> 01:43:58,877 So, my grown-up little-one, what brings you here? 1321 01:43:59,333 --> 01:44:02,792 What are you doing? How good are you? What are your plans? 1322 01:44:02,958 --> 01:44:05,104 You mustn't hide anything from me. 1323 01:44:05,690 --> 01:44:07,651 You'll always be my little-one. 1324 01:44:08,010 --> 01:44:10,384 You don't know what it's like to be a mother. 1325 01:44:11,366 --> 01:44:15,479 The dress looks good on me. Maybe take it in here. 1326 01:44:25,333 --> 01:44:27,500 Why didn't you come earlier? 1327 01:44:27,557 --> 01:44:30,448 I always thought my father's wife was my mother. 1328 01:44:30,822 --> 01:44:33,418 - Who made you think that? - That's what I was always told. 1329 01:44:33,569 --> 01:44:35,319 - By whom? - Dad. 1330 01:44:35,417 --> 01:44:36,658 That one. 1331 01:44:38,383 --> 01:44:40,925 I'd be curious to see him. You must bring him. 1332 01:44:40,996 --> 01:44:42,288 He doesn't know I'm here. 1333 01:44:42,776 --> 01:44:45,042 But he knows that you know that I'm your mother?! 1334 01:44:45,208 --> 01:44:46,877 It was he who told me. 1335 01:44:47,315 --> 01:44:48,971 How did you feel about that? 1336 01:44:49,554 --> 01:44:50,929 It was strange. 1337 01:44:51,065 --> 01:44:52,190 A shock. 1338 01:44:52,619 --> 01:44:53,850 A pleasant one? 1339 01:44:53,987 --> 01:44:55,604 Like a blow to the head. 1340 01:44:55,862 --> 01:44:57,561 And the heart, I hope? 1341 01:44:58,002 --> 01:44:59,276 That too. 1342 01:45:01,074 --> 01:45:02,455 You're not disappointed? 1343 01:45:02,542 --> 01:45:04,651 No, of course not... but... 1344 01:45:05,442 --> 01:45:07,192 I have to get used to it. 1345 01:45:07,635 --> 01:45:10,635 - How did you imagine me? - I'd already seen you on TV. 1346 01:45:10,981 --> 01:45:13,273 And you're not surprised that such a young woman... 1347 01:45:13,580 --> 01:45:15,979 No. Actresses never look their age. 1348 01:45:17,208 --> 01:45:18,708 How old do you think I am? 1349 01:45:19,708 --> 01:45:21,276 Old enough to be my mother. 1350 01:45:22,307 --> 01:45:23,338 16? 1351 01:45:23,695 --> 01:45:26,103 I was 16 when I was your mother for the first time. 1352 01:45:27,208 --> 01:45:31,002 And your father was a child too. Dear Gaston! 1353 01:45:31,458 --> 01:45:33,783 Not Gaston, Marcel. 1354 01:45:36,432 --> 01:45:37,768 Are you sure? 1355 01:45:38,979 --> 01:45:42,541 I'm mixing up everything... I'm so moved. 1356 01:45:44,208 --> 01:45:45,708 Would you...? 1357 01:45:46,292 --> 01:45:49,713 All five of us must absolutely get together for dinner. 1358 01:45:51,049 --> 01:45:53,965 You didn't answer me. What do you do? 1359 01:45:54,132 --> 01:45:56,892 - I'm studying medicine. - Good for you! 1360 01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:00,708 - In Caen, in Normandy. - Caen? 1361 01:46:00,875 --> 01:46:03,083 Why on earth in Caen? 1362 01:46:03,250 --> 01:46:05,526 There's a very good school there. 1363 01:46:05,768 --> 01:46:09,901 That would be your father's idea. He wanted to go there. So stupid! 1364 01:46:10,132 --> 01:46:12,462 - He lived nearby. - Poor guy. 1365 01:46:13,753 --> 01:46:15,768 You're really are an Adonis. 1366 01:46:16,241 --> 01:46:18,408 You obviously take after me! 1367 01:46:19,667 --> 01:46:21,299 Turn around, you little monster. 1368 01:46:21,635 --> 01:46:23,306 But I look upon you with respect. 1369 01:46:23,573 --> 01:46:25,307 Don't talk nonsense. 1370 01:46:25,440 --> 01:46:27,674 I know what you think of me. 1371 01:46:28,503 --> 01:46:31,198 It's perfectly natural. 1372 01:46:31,542 --> 01:46:33,833 I'm not like other mothers. 1373 01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:36,494 I had you too young... 16! 1374 01:46:37,417 --> 01:46:38,916 Just a girl. 1375 01:46:39,250 --> 01:46:41,815 At that age, you don't know what you're doing... Proof! 1376 01:46:42,750 --> 01:46:47,625 And your stepmother? Is she at least nice to you? 1377 01:46:47,792 --> 01:46:51,542 Nice? That's not a word that fits her. 1378 01:46:53,424 --> 01:46:56,042 A mother... we only have one. 1379 01:46:56,208 --> 01:46:59,674 One can have 10 sons, but only one mother. 1380 01:47:00,294 --> 01:47:01,448 Would you...? 1381 01:47:02,812 --> 01:47:04,276 Are you happy, at least? 1382 01:47:04,734 --> 01:47:06,283 I don't ask for much. 1383 01:47:06,883 --> 01:47:09,627 If it weren't for my father, I'd have left home. 1384 01:47:12,458 --> 01:47:15,167 Seriously? You only stay because of him? 1385 01:47:15,333 --> 01:47:17,073 I'm all he has. 1386 01:47:17,901 --> 01:47:20,292 Oh my darling...! 1387 01:47:21,458 --> 01:47:23,667 Darling, he doesn't deserve you. 1388 01:47:23,833 --> 01:47:27,424 Don't bother about him, do what you want. You're completely free. 1389 01:47:28,208 --> 01:47:31,198 Yes, this Marcel, your father... 1390 01:47:31,593 --> 01:47:33,424 He's not your father. 1391 01:47:35,908 --> 01:47:37,449 Are you happy? 1392 01:47:39,973 --> 01:47:41,353 What are you telling me? 1393 01:47:42,289 --> 01:47:44,372 The truth, as always. 1394 01:47:45,417 --> 01:47:48,049 I was young and scatterbrained. 1395 01:47:48,241 --> 01:47:49,542 You know how it is. 1396 01:47:49,708 --> 01:47:51,908 You go from man to man, looking for yourself... 1397 01:47:52,323 --> 01:47:55,346 And the men are there. They take advantage of it. 1398 01:47:55,500 --> 01:47:59,276 So... I lied about the dates. 1399 01:48:01,875 --> 01:48:03,776 What's the matter? 1400 01:48:05,645 --> 01:48:07,158 Who am I? 1401 01:48:07,792 --> 01:48:09,783 Orphaned twice in 48 hours... 1402 01:48:10,078 --> 01:48:11,828 Don't complain. 1403 01:48:12,167 --> 01:48:14,588 You've found your real mother. Many can't say as much. 1404 01:48:17,848 --> 01:48:19,268 So, who was it? 1405 01:48:20,242 --> 01:48:21,549 Who is my father? 1406 01:48:22,167 --> 01:48:25,729 After all this time, who knows? No more questions! 1407 01:48:26,236 --> 01:48:28,067 God only knows what's become of him. 1408 01:48:28,656 --> 01:48:30,948 Let's not talk about it anymore. OK? 1409 01:48:31,333 --> 01:48:34,332 Now let's go... we'll have a cozy dinner together. 1410 01:48:35,792 --> 01:48:39,000 Wait a minute. No, tonight's impossible. 1411 01:48:39,167 --> 01:48:41,660 You came at a bad time. 1412 01:48:42,588 --> 01:48:45,192 What am I doing tomorrow? 1413 01:48:45,731 --> 01:48:47,125 No, I rehearse in costume. 1414 01:48:47,292 --> 01:48:50,457 Appointment with the dressmaker. Friday, dress rehearsal. 1415 01:48:51,424 --> 01:48:55,376 Saturday... Sunday... This is dreadful! 1416 01:48:55,792 --> 01:48:58,667 Write to me. I'll leave you my address. 1417 01:48:58,833 --> 01:49:01,603 No, no... you mustn't say it like that! 1418 01:49:02,458 --> 01:49:04,759 I can't be "vous", I must be "tu". 1419 01:49:05,458 --> 01:49:07,783 Madame, "tu" carries a hidden message. 1420 01:49:08,627 --> 01:49:10,025 Naughty boy! 1421 01:49:10,333 --> 01:49:13,417 The first time, say it with your eyes closed, darling. 1422 01:49:13,583 --> 01:49:15,931 After that, it'll come much more naturally. 1423 01:49:16,226 --> 01:49:17,767 What are you doing? 1424 01:49:18,276 --> 01:49:22,939 Oh, sorry. Excuse me. I should have had myself announced. 1425 01:49:23,000 --> 01:49:25,208 - Oh, you're not intruding. - Really? 1426 01:49:25,233 --> 01:49:26,592 Silly! 1427 01:49:26,782 --> 01:49:29,517 Tell him! Tell him who you are. 1428 01:49:36,500 --> 01:49:39,667 It's useless. He wouldn't believe it. 1429 01:49:42,538 --> 01:49:44,056 Darling! 1430 01:49:48,492 --> 01:49:49,700 Darling... 1431 01:50:12,804 --> 01:50:15,119 You can't carry on fretting like that! 1432 01:50:16,348 --> 01:50:18,057 Mothers...! 1433 01:50:18,746 --> 01:50:22,541 Having to prove they gave birth in pain! 1434 01:50:22,629 --> 01:50:23,923 Mummies...! 1435 01:50:24,458 --> 01:50:27,166 I'm sure he's had an accident. 1436 01:50:28,625 --> 01:50:32,292 He's never gone 24 hours without calling. He's never slept away from home! 1437 01:50:32,458 --> 01:50:34,205 At his age, I... 1438 01:50:34,728 --> 01:50:36,533 What did he say when he left? 1439 01:50:36,931 --> 01:50:38,408 He didn't even kiss me. 1440 01:50:41,917 --> 01:50:43,389 You didn't tell him anything, did you? 1441 01:50:43,573 --> 01:50:44,674 About what? 1442 01:50:45,450 --> 01:50:48,260 - About... you know. - Of course not. 1443 01:50:49,042 --> 01:50:50,444 He went up to your room. 1444 01:50:50,533 --> 01:50:53,299 When he came down he left without a word. 1445 01:50:55,035 --> 01:50:57,314 When he comes home, I'll give him what for! 1446 01:50:57,539 --> 01:50:59,164 He won't do it again. 1447 01:50:59,417 --> 01:51:03,750 Why do you want him home, the dear flesh of your flesh? 1448 01:51:03,775 --> 01:51:05,441 He knows what to expect. 1449 01:51:10,833 --> 01:51:13,385 - Should I call the police? - I already did. 1450 01:51:15,773 --> 01:51:17,588 I did. An hour ago. 1451 01:51:37,332 --> 01:51:38,840 - Where are you going? - To look for him. 1452 01:51:38,889 --> 01:51:41,231 In the middle of the night? 1453 01:51:45,750 --> 01:51:48,926 What have you been doing? Do you want to be the death of me? 1454 01:51:49,083 --> 01:51:52,083 Don't I have enough to do, without having to worry about you? 1455 01:51:52,250 --> 01:51:55,981 Couldn't you have called? We were so worried! 1456 01:51:57,815 --> 01:51:58,778 Mum... 1457 01:52:02,643 --> 01:52:03,726 Yes? 1458 01:52:04,637 --> 01:52:05,840 I'm hungry. 1459 01:52:07,648 --> 01:52:12,148 I cooked your favorite for you. Now it's all burned and cold. 1460 01:52:12,582 --> 01:52:14,559 This is no life for a cook. 1461 01:52:30,968 --> 01:52:32,176 Dad... 1462 01:52:34,065 --> 01:52:35,653 Want to eat something? 1463 01:52:44,434 --> 01:52:46,184 You know how she is. 1464 01:52:46,500 --> 01:52:48,864 - Yes, you too. - What do you mean? 1465 01:52:51,241 --> 01:52:52,161 Here... 1466 01:53:05,351 --> 01:53:06,575 Sit down. 1467 01:53:07,083 --> 01:53:08,278 Sit down. 1468 01:53:19,042 --> 01:53:21,043 You could at least tell us where you were. 1469 01:53:21,648 --> 01:53:23,551 Yes, I was with a woman. 1470 01:53:24,583 --> 01:53:27,614 - With a woman? At your age! - Really, Mum! 1471 01:53:28,128 --> 01:53:29,614 What woman? 1472 01:53:32,625 --> 01:53:34,208 A woman of no importance. 1473 01:53:37,419 --> 01:53:40,293 And they eat, and they eat. 1474 01:53:40,514 --> 01:53:42,465 And believe that everything will be fine. 1475 01:53:42,940 --> 01:53:46,773 But you, with your pretty little face... I'll be seeing you again. 1476 01:53:47,042 --> 01:53:50,583 Because your generation is very promising. 1477 01:53:50,694 --> 01:53:52,319 I have lots of friends in it. 1478 01:53:52,455 --> 01:53:54,157 I really love the New Wave... 1479 01:53:54,731 --> 01:53:57,524 All these fellows, who think life is a voyage... 1480 01:53:57,808 --> 01:53:59,949 ...where you must travel 1st class. 1481 01:54:00,421 --> 01:54:03,046 How about the neighbour's money? 1482 01:54:03,292 --> 01:54:07,489 "The neighbour's money". That's an invention of mine, too. 1483 01:54:07,992 --> 01:54:11,325 I put it in reach. But thou shalt not steal. 1484 01:54:11,625 --> 01:54:13,145 You're not going to steal it! 1485 01:54:14,455 --> 01:54:18,330 Think carefully before you answer, Mr Marin. 1486 01:54:18,708 --> 01:54:22,247 This may be serious, or even worse... consequential. 1487 01:54:23,313 --> 01:54:26,450 You were two hours late this morning. 1488 01:54:27,221 --> 01:54:28,208 Why? 1489 01:54:28,877 --> 01:54:30,622 I didn't sleep last night, Sir. 1490 01:54:30,989 --> 01:54:32,004 Neither did I. 1491 01:54:32,167 --> 01:54:35,036 But I'm 55. It's my stomach. 1492 01:54:35,583 --> 01:54:37,032 I'm 28. It's Janine. 1493 01:54:37,153 --> 01:54:39,083 This isn't a joke, Mr Marin. 1494 01:54:39,773 --> 01:54:42,278 The General Credit Bank is not a Punch and Judy show... 1495 01:54:43,251 --> 01:54:44,309 It's a business. 1496 01:54:44,335 --> 01:54:45,695 Janine is too. 1497 01:54:46,426 --> 01:54:47,262 What? 1498 01:54:47,292 --> 01:54:51,417 Janine is a business... Lively, exuberant, blonde... 1499 01:54:51,583 --> 01:54:54,333 I don't know what you think of blondes... 1500 01:54:54,500 --> 01:54:56,950 but personally, I have a weakness for them. 1501 01:54:57,417 --> 01:55:00,567 My mother was an albino. I believe it's Freudian. 1502 01:55:01,307 --> 01:55:02,723 What do you think? 1503 01:55:03,629 --> 01:55:06,171 - About blondes? - No, Freud. 1504 01:55:07,075 --> 01:55:09,032 Another question... 1505 01:55:09,700 --> 01:55:11,325 Are you making a fool of me? 1506 01:55:11,403 --> 01:55:14,012 Oh, that would be unseemly, Sir! 1507 01:55:14,156 --> 01:55:17,535 Worse, it would be inopportune, wouldn't it? 1508 01:55:19,812 --> 01:55:23,629 Mr Marin, it's always a pleasure to chat with you. 1509 01:55:24,417 --> 01:55:27,551 A pleasure, which from now on, I will have to forgo. 1510 01:55:28,190 --> 01:55:30,848 You will carry out your duties until the end of the week. 1511 01:55:31,173 --> 01:55:35,363 After that, the bank will have to dispense with your services. 1512 01:55:35,614 --> 01:55:37,598 You have just been too irregular. 1513 01:55:38,083 --> 01:55:40,403 The week will be over in 6 hours. 1514 01:55:40,844 --> 01:55:43,137 I should have listened to Janine and stayed in bed. 1515 01:55:43,653 --> 01:55:45,958 It would have spared us this distressing interview. 1516 01:55:46,125 --> 01:55:49,458 Get out. Do you, hear, Mr Marin? Get out! 1517 01:55:49,625 --> 01:55:52,653 Get the hell out of here! I don't want to see you again! 1518 01:55:52,778 --> 01:55:54,121 Get back in your cage! 1519 01:55:54,325 --> 01:55:55,887 Never again! 1520 01:56:10,206 --> 01:56:11,575 How can I help you? 1521 01:56:11,898 --> 01:56:13,504 The cash drawer. 1522 01:56:19,750 --> 01:56:20,890 Gosh! 1523 01:56:21,046 --> 01:56:23,359 Look what I have here. 1524 01:56:23,640 --> 01:56:25,031 What do you say to that? 1525 01:56:27,918 --> 01:56:30,484 Lovely weapon. What calibre? 1526 01:56:30,625 --> 01:56:36,125 11 mm. Yugoslavian. Go through an elephant at 20 metres. 1527 01:56:36,609 --> 01:56:38,833 Not much use for it in Yugoslavia. 1528 01:56:38,992 --> 01:56:41,804 It can also go through a Paris bank teller. 1529 01:56:42,234 --> 01:56:45,382 Which will happen should you be unfortunate enough to scream. 1530 01:56:45,515 --> 01:56:47,746 Why on earth should I scream? 1531 01:56:48,492 --> 01:56:49,960 How much would you like? 1532 01:56:50,039 --> 01:56:51,000 The lot. 1533 01:56:51,167 --> 01:56:54,695 Stupid question...! Forgive me! 1534 01:56:55,125 --> 01:56:56,882 Hurry it up! 1535 01:57:07,620 --> 01:57:10,120 - Nothing funny about this! - You wouldn't understand. 1536 01:57:10,333 --> 01:57:12,877 - Something funny about me? - Don't be so sensitive. 1537 01:57:13,031 --> 01:57:14,627 It'll ruin your life. 1538 01:57:19,042 --> 01:57:20,083 There you are. 1539 01:57:20,987 --> 01:57:22,242 Wait! 1540 01:57:22,713 --> 01:57:24,500 Some change for the subway. 1541 01:57:25,333 --> 01:57:29,188 - If you scream before I get away... - Enough with the elephants. 1542 01:57:29,338 --> 01:57:32,379 Off you go, then, champ. Spend it wisely. 1543 01:57:32,561 --> 01:57:34,656 "Buy French!" 1544 01:57:54,774 --> 01:57:57,583 Help! Help! I've been robbed! 1545 01:57:57,750 --> 01:58:00,057 Stop the thief! Help! 1546 01:58:04,625 --> 01:58:07,635 I'm not asking you what he said, but what he looked like. 1547 01:58:08,895 --> 01:58:12,502 He was a big wide-faced type. 1548 01:58:12,564 --> 01:58:14,712 ...with red eyes and a green beard. 1549 01:58:15,262 --> 01:58:16,533 There's no such thing. 1550 01:58:18,257 --> 01:58:21,401 No, I meant to say, with green eyes and red beard. 1551 01:58:22,026 --> 01:58:24,455 A redhead with green eyes. Make a note. 1552 01:58:25,213 --> 01:58:27,463 He rolled his "r"s like they do in the south-west. 1553 01:58:27,661 --> 01:58:29,495 The Corsicans again! 1554 01:58:29,567 --> 01:58:32,166 What do you have against Corsicans, Boss? 1555 01:58:32,333 --> 01:58:34,250 Nothing. But I don't trust them. 1556 01:58:34,354 --> 01:58:36,572 What did he carry the money in? 1557 01:58:39,041 --> 01:58:41,135 A sort of wickerwork briefcase. 1558 01:58:41,917 --> 01:58:44,268 With a label... 1559 01:58:44,768 --> 01:58:46,901 "Aerolíneas Argentinas." 1560 01:58:47,617 --> 01:58:51,643 Concealing foreign assets, tax fraud... This could be big. 1561 01:58:52,765 --> 01:58:54,275 I'm getting the picture. 1562 01:58:54,333 --> 01:58:57,908 The picture of what, I wonder? He's an absolute moron. 1563 01:58:58,309 --> 01:59:00,963 - Whereas I am intelligent. - Yes, darling. 1564 01:59:01,223 --> 01:59:03,932 I'm sure I've seen him somewhere before. 1565 01:59:04,190 --> 01:59:07,190 - The Inspector? - No, the robber, the elephant-hunter. 1566 01:59:07,261 --> 01:59:09,963 I saw him very recently. But where? 1567 01:59:11,750 --> 01:59:14,862 - At the bowling alley, maybe? - No. 1568 01:59:15,390 --> 01:59:17,619 - At the Club Saint-Hilaire. - No. 1569 01:59:18,403 --> 01:59:19,940 Let's see... 1570 01:59:19,971 --> 01:59:22,283 Just eat, Janine, I can't think. 1571 01:59:22,452 --> 01:59:25,830 You should've had the fish. It's good for your brain. 1572 01:59:26,187 --> 01:59:27,908 Eat! You're getting thin. 1573 01:59:28,494 --> 01:59:29,901 I can see your ribs. 1574 01:59:30,237 --> 01:59:32,228 I counted them last night... 24. 1575 01:59:33,299 --> 01:59:36,042 - You should be ashamed. - My boss doesn't think so. 1576 01:59:36,138 --> 01:59:38,542 Mr Hyacinthe thinks I'm a Greek goddess. 1577 01:59:38,598 --> 01:59:41,228 He can be cultured, but with bad eyesight. 1578 01:59:42,409 --> 01:59:43,959 Where did I see that creep? 1579 01:59:43,983 --> 01:59:46,260 What do you think I've done? 1580 01:59:46,333 --> 01:59:48,822 Not your Mr Hyacinthe... The bank-robber. 1581 01:59:50,761 --> 01:59:52,542 Not at the cinema. 1582 01:59:52,963 --> 01:59:54,292 Not on the bus... 1583 01:59:54,651 --> 01:59:56,713 Not on the street, not at the races... 1584 01:59:56,752 --> 01:59:58,542 Stop it! You're getting on my nerves! 1585 02:00:01,570 --> 02:00:04,432 I know where I saw the guy! 1586 02:00:04,927 --> 02:00:08,427 At Fernand's wedding. He yelled at me because I laughed. 1587 02:00:24,667 --> 02:00:26,585 His name's Antoine Vaillant. 1588 02:00:27,604 --> 02:00:28,833 Why do you ask? 1589 02:00:28,924 --> 02:00:32,458 At my cousin Fernand's wedding, I forgot to tip him. 1590 02:00:32,625 --> 02:00:35,549 I'm afraid I can't wait, but if you had his address... 1591 02:00:36,292 --> 02:00:37,799 The new one or the old one? 1592 02:00:38,062 --> 02:00:40,854 The old one was Fresnes Prison, cell 3. 1593 02:00:41,505 --> 02:00:43,071 It's too bad he got out. 1594 02:00:43,095 --> 02:00:44,698 Do they hire sextons out of prison? 1595 02:00:44,796 --> 02:00:48,033 Not usually. They do nothing and just look decorative. 1596 02:00:48,414 --> 02:00:51,206 But Father's too soft. And socially-minded, as they say. 1597 02:00:51,601 --> 02:00:53,182 He calls it "reintegration". 1598 02:00:54,307 --> 02:00:57,375 You'll see. One day Antoine will take off with all the silver... 1599 02:00:57,542 --> 02:00:59,487 ...and the bones of St. Rigobert to boot! 1600 02:01:00,143 --> 02:01:01,659 Where does he live? 1601 02:01:02,215 --> 02:01:04,760 I'd like to send him a small money-order. 1602 02:01:06,167 --> 02:01:08,292 He lives in an apartment the priest's sister used to have. 1603 02:01:08,458 --> 02:01:12,721 An apartment full of sacred treasures. Stolen treasures, if you ask me! 1604 02:01:15,500 --> 02:01:17,208 6, Rue Vinaude, third on the left. 1605 02:01:17,233 --> 02:01:19,566 - Telephone number? - I don't know. 1606 02:01:19,875 --> 02:01:22,917 He's listed in the phone book under the name of Father's sister. 1607 02:01:23,083 --> 02:01:26,042 - And that would be? - The same name as the priest. 1608 02:01:26,218 --> 02:01:27,448 Which is? 1609 02:01:29,100 --> 02:01:31,329 - Morlerand. - Morlerand. 1610 02:01:44,333 --> 02:01:46,174 What is it? 1611 02:02:06,625 --> 02:02:07,573 Hello! 1612 02:02:07,745 --> 02:02:10,049 Hello, Mr Antoine Vaillant? 1613 02:02:10,292 --> 02:02:14,065 No... yes. Who's calling? 1614 02:02:14,625 --> 02:02:18,458 The fakir, the fortune-teller, the prince of all clairvoyants! 1615 02:02:18,625 --> 02:02:20,776 If you're trying to sell me a horoscope... 1616 02:02:20,929 --> 02:02:24,429 Do you prefer riddles, Sir? Here's one for you... 1617 02:02:24,916 --> 02:02:27,842 Who talked about elephants on Friday at 10.15 1618 02:02:27,867 --> 02:02:29,932 ...in an establishment with many branches? 1619 02:02:30,952 --> 02:02:32,401 I don't know. 1620 02:02:32,792 --> 02:02:35,448 Neither do the police, but that could change. 1621 02:02:36,765 --> 02:02:42,265 You sound like a gentleman, but you haven't introduced yourself. 1622 02:02:42,667 --> 02:02:44,885 Are you a blackmailer? 1623 02:02:45,320 --> 02:02:48,073 Occasionally, but it's not my full-time job. 1624 02:02:48,260 --> 02:02:50,750 It should be your profession. You do it very well. 1625 02:02:50,917 --> 02:02:53,565 You're really much too generous, sir! 1626 02:02:54,252 --> 02:02:56,534 You could be even more so. 1627 02:02:56,963 --> 02:03:00,362 In 15 minutes be by the carousel in the courtyard of the Louvre. 1628 02:03:00,856 --> 02:03:03,237 I warn you, I won't wait. 1629 02:06:21,468 --> 02:06:25,024 Hello! Balzac 17-40? 1630 02:06:25,319 --> 02:06:27,686 Miss Janine Millot, please. 1631 02:06:28,996 --> 02:06:31,538 It's her cousin, on leave from the military. 1632 02:06:33,085 --> 02:06:35,711 Hello... it's your fellow! 1633 02:06:36,708 --> 02:06:40,375 Hurry up and meet me in 15 minutes at Mistrigri! 1634 02:06:40,542 --> 02:06:43,235 No, Mr Hyacinthe, I'm not coming back. 1635 02:06:44,231 --> 02:06:47,117 Be a dear and send me my last paycheck. 1636 02:06:48,250 --> 02:06:50,875 I'm afraid I won't have time. 1637 02:06:51,167 --> 02:06:54,227 - He wants me to pick it up at the office. - No, no, there's no time. 1638 02:06:54,417 --> 02:06:56,520 No more drudgery. The high-life now. 1639 02:06:56,544 --> 02:06:57,430 Quiet! 1640 02:06:59,292 --> 02:07:03,458 I'd rather just say goodbye. It'll be less painful. 1641 02:07:03,483 --> 02:07:05,360 Give it to me! 1642 02:07:06,117 --> 02:07:07,852 Hello, Mr Hyacinthe? 1643 02:07:08,333 --> 02:07:10,836 The era of fatherly tenderness is over. 1644 02:07:10,949 --> 02:07:13,047 Look after your libido without us. 1645 02:07:13,608 --> 02:07:15,066 Yes, that's Latin. 1646 02:07:15,297 --> 02:07:18,649 Go pack your bag. Meet me at the Gare de Lyon, 10.30. 1647 02:07:18,750 --> 02:07:21,750 - Will we have a sleeping car? - Whatever you want! 1648 02:07:21,862 --> 02:07:24,570 That's what money's for! You come, you pay, and they say thanks. 1649 02:07:24,750 --> 02:07:27,344 Oh, this coffee's awful! 1650 02:07:27,958 --> 02:07:29,661 You'll soon be drinking espressos. 1651 02:07:30,208 --> 02:07:31,450 Get moving. 1652 02:07:31,554 --> 02:07:32,971 How much for the white? 1653 02:07:33,130 --> 02:07:34,810 1 franc 30. 1654 02:08:02,577 --> 02:08:05,452 At last! I've been waiting for you for half an hour. 1655 02:08:05,560 --> 02:08:07,470 - What is it? - Just a formality. 1656 02:08:07,786 --> 02:08:08,958 The inquiry is proceeding. 1657 02:08:09,075 --> 02:08:11,992 - Can I just put this... - No... we'll be back in half an hour. 1658 02:08:12,250 --> 02:08:16,250 Sorry, but it's the first investigation of mine that's made any progress. 1659 02:08:16,315 --> 02:08:17,981 It almost worries me. 1660 02:08:18,172 --> 02:08:20,297 You could be on the wrong track. 1661 02:08:20,508 --> 02:08:25,750 If we have a culprit, we must get a confession and all that. 1662 02:08:25,917 --> 02:08:29,446 And I wanted to take a vacation. It's trout season. 1663 02:08:29,552 --> 02:08:33,219 The investigation's progressing, so I'll have to postpone it. 1664 02:08:44,333 --> 02:08:45,875 - Give it to me! - No... 1665 02:08:46,042 --> 02:08:47,417 Give it here! 1666 02:09:02,358 --> 02:09:03,664 There you are. 1667 02:09:09,097 --> 02:09:12,180 We picked up a few habitual hold-up artists. 1668 02:09:12,542 --> 02:09:15,414 Look them over, and tell us if you spot anyone. 1669 02:10:14,721 --> 02:10:15,836 Him? 1670 02:10:18,575 --> 02:10:19,610 No. 1671 02:10:20,286 --> 02:10:22,008 You don't recognize anyone? 1672 02:10:23,229 --> 02:10:24,313 No one. 1673 02:10:25,292 --> 02:10:27,833 Sure? Not just saying that to make me happy? 1674 02:10:28,000 --> 02:10:30,458 - I'm sure. - I need you to sign something. 1675 02:10:30,562 --> 02:10:32,719 So long boys, until next time! 1676 02:10:33,805 --> 02:10:35,758 Sign at the bottom. 1677 02:10:36,754 --> 02:10:37,921 Thanks. 1678 02:10:42,581 --> 02:10:44,086 You're letting them go? 1679 02:10:44,473 --> 02:10:46,161 We can't lock up innocent men. 1680 02:10:46,688 --> 02:10:47,598 No kidding!? 1681 02:10:47,765 --> 02:10:51,071 Oh, it happens, I know. But we have to report something. 1682 02:10:51,625 --> 02:10:54,583 Journalists poke their noses everywhere. 1683 02:10:54,750 --> 02:10:57,542 During the Occupation we could deal with them. 1684 02:10:57,574 --> 02:10:59,283 Today, they can do whatever they want. 1685 02:10:59,473 --> 02:11:01,848 Let me tell you something, Sir. 1686 02:11:02,037 --> 02:11:04,586 When we allow institutions to deteriorate... 1687 02:11:04,813 --> 02:11:07,117 it's the end of Babylon. 1688 02:11:30,792 --> 02:11:32,000 Taxi! 1689 02:11:38,250 --> 02:11:39,875 Quickly! Straight ahead! 1690 02:12:07,766 --> 02:12:10,258 Give it to me! 1691 02:12:13,000 --> 02:12:14,922 What's going on? 1692 02:12:15,792 --> 02:12:17,667 - Nothing, Constable! - Nothing. 1693 02:12:17,833 --> 02:12:20,167 What's in the case? 1694 02:12:20,333 --> 02:12:24,047 - Dirty laundry. - Why are you lying, Antoine? 1695 02:12:24,250 --> 02:12:26,655 It's the proceeds of a terrible robbery. 1696 02:12:26,813 --> 02:12:29,711 The General Credit Bank. It was in the news. 1697 02:12:30,542 --> 02:12:32,875 You might have time for jokes, but I don't. 1698 02:12:33,454 --> 02:12:36,039 Beat it! And no more bullshit! 1699 02:12:47,088 --> 02:12:48,747 Give back my money and I'll forget everything. 1700 02:12:48,875 --> 02:12:50,583 Your money? What do you mean? 1701 02:12:50,744 --> 02:12:52,173 It's mine, I stole it! 1702 02:12:52,505 --> 02:12:53,630 So did I. 1703 02:12:56,479 --> 02:12:57,716 Come on. 1704 02:13:05,348 --> 02:13:08,099 As two people of good faith, let's be sensible. 1705 02:13:08,458 --> 02:13:09,497 We'll share. 1706 02:13:09,802 --> 02:13:12,091 So you're taking advantage of this situation. 1707 02:13:13,125 --> 02:13:14,661 50-50, OK? 1708 02:13:15,231 --> 02:13:16,114 Alright. 1709 02:13:16,489 --> 02:13:18,896 - You won't change your mind? - Word of honour. 1710 02:13:33,651 --> 02:13:35,224 It can't be! 1711 02:13:35,927 --> 02:13:39,888 Oh you miserable hoodlum! 1712 02:13:40,232 --> 02:13:42,417 You switched suitcases! 1713 02:13:42,583 --> 02:13:45,255 You won't get away with this, you bastard! 1714 02:15:00,292 --> 02:15:02,822 You turned up just at the right time. 1715 02:15:03,708 --> 02:15:08,375 Someone stole my sausage, my red wine and my applesauce! 1716 02:15:11,031 --> 02:15:13,698 It seems they've generously compensated you for it! 1717 02:15:13,879 --> 02:15:15,921 Pretty expensive applesauce! 1718 02:15:16,682 --> 02:15:20,667 I stopped for a lunch break, and what do I find? 1719 02:15:20,833 --> 02:15:24,877 You find a fortune. Poor fellow. Get up. 1720 02:15:25,542 --> 02:15:27,167 Hard luck! 1721 02:15:27,244 --> 02:15:31,833 A sausage, red wine and applesauce. 1722 02:15:31,914 --> 02:15:35,081 We know, my boy. You come with us to the station. 1723 02:15:35,145 --> 02:15:37,145 - What for? - File a complaint. 1724 02:15:37,500 --> 02:15:39,635 Report that your sausage and red wine are missing. 1725 02:15:40,042 --> 02:15:42,002 - And my applesauce too, right? - Of course! 1726 02:15:45,458 --> 02:15:47,838 I wouldn't want to be in his shoes! 1727 02:15:48,333 --> 02:15:53,625 Moral: ill-gotten gains never benefit the one who didn't steal it. 1728 02:15:56,208 --> 02:15:57,815 I hope you recognized me. 1729 02:15:58,030 --> 02:16:00,729 I'm the one who made sure that the two cases matched. 1730 02:16:00,760 --> 02:16:02,237 Just my little joke... 1731 02:16:02,414 --> 02:16:05,539 The weeks drag on in eternity. 1732 02:16:05,768 --> 02:16:08,041 Fortunately, there are the Sundays... 1733 02:16:08,383 --> 02:16:12,424 where you close shop and respect the Man Upstairs. 1734 02:16:12,833 --> 02:16:15,292 It's definitely my favorite day. 1735 02:16:15,403 --> 02:16:16,557 Delphine! 1736 02:16:19,246 --> 02:16:21,705 - Delphine! - Yes, yes! 1737 02:16:22,440 --> 02:16:24,335 Every Sunday it's the same thing. 1738 02:16:24,518 --> 02:16:27,588 Work my fingers to the bone... 1739 02:16:29,174 --> 02:16:31,643 The Lord's day of rest is good for their lordships. 1740 02:16:32,000 --> 02:16:34,250 - Delphine! - I'm coming! 1741 02:16:34,370 --> 02:16:36,119 These bachelors...! 1742 02:16:39,315 --> 02:16:42,731 Well, Delphine, what about the plum brandy? 1743 02:16:43,007 --> 02:16:46,712 Your lordship has already had 3 glasses of Meursault and 2 of Mouton-Rothschild. 1744 02:16:46,854 --> 02:16:49,354 My lordship would like some plum brandy! 1745 02:16:49,674 --> 02:16:53,965 His lordship would like some plum brandy, with two glasses! 1746 02:16:55,833 --> 02:16:57,776 Chambard, I'm waiting. 1747 02:16:58,320 --> 02:16:59,737 For what? 1748 02:16:59,762 --> 02:17:02,323 You're here to recite the Ten Commandments! 1749 02:17:02,378 --> 02:17:03,776 You said you'd learned them. 1750 02:17:04,042 --> 02:17:08,333 Yes, I've learned them. I just don't know if I remember them. 1751 02:17:08,500 --> 02:17:12,033 We'll see. Start! Thank you, my good Delphine. 1752 02:17:12,792 --> 02:17:14,979 Thank you, my blonde beauty! 1753 02:17:15,190 --> 02:17:17,398 If God saw you, he wouldn't be proud. 1754 02:17:17,612 --> 02:17:18,641 Whoa! 1755 02:17:20,976 --> 02:17:22,000 There we are. 1756 02:17:23,414 --> 02:17:28,016 Take it down, pass it around, 99 bottles on ground! 1757 02:17:29,117 --> 02:17:31,808 Chambard, my friend, I'm going to get angry. 1758 02:17:31,833 --> 02:17:36,055 Aw, you're forever bugging me about something or other. 1759 02:17:36,496 --> 02:17:39,038 The 10 Commandments! The 10 Commandments! 1760 02:17:39,832 --> 02:17:43,499 Can you say all of the 10 Commandments? 1761 02:17:43,792 --> 02:17:47,417 What? You've the hide to ask me? 1762 02:17:47,583 --> 02:17:50,417 Yeah. You don't know them. 1763 02:17:50,583 --> 02:17:52,696 I don't know them? 1764 02:17:54,219 --> 02:17:57,680 "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me." 1765 02:17:58,765 --> 02:18:01,117 - Next? - Next? Um... 1766 02:18:03,375 --> 02:18:05,727 Just a minute, it'll come to me... 1767 02:18:07,250 --> 02:18:09,375 "Thou shalt not kill," and... 1768 02:18:10,895 --> 02:18:12,211 I've gone blank. 1769 02:18:12,458 --> 02:18:15,667 His lordship should have a little drink. That's what he needs. 1770 02:18:15,833 --> 02:18:17,438 Good idea, Delphine. 1771 02:18:18,083 --> 02:18:23,992 Nothing better to help the digestion... and jog the empty memory. 1772 02:18:24,284 --> 02:18:26,344 Your health, Hector! 1773 02:18:31,382 --> 02:18:33,719 God-all-friggin'-mighty! 1774 02:18:39,456 --> 02:18:43,664 Say... you remember the old baroness... 1775 02:18:43,924 --> 02:18:46,674 - What was her name? - The old baroness? 1776 02:18:46,833 --> 02:18:50,375 Oh, Madame de Bréant-Jaspard! 1777 02:18:50,542 --> 02:18:52,039 Yes. You remember? 1778 02:18:52,250 --> 02:18:55,375 She came every year, to give out the top prize. 1779 02:18:55,565 --> 02:18:57,899 You remember that year when it was so hot? 1780 02:18:59,000 --> 02:19:02,042 That was the year you won the prize. 1781 02:19:02,124 --> 02:19:07,524 Yes, she was a very formal and elegant lady. 1782 02:19:07,875 --> 02:19:10,188 "My dear children..." 1783 02:19:10,667 --> 02:19:15,667 "on this festive day, which crowns the end of the school year..." 1784 02:19:15,833 --> 02:19:18,750 Yes, I remember!! 1785 02:19:18,917 --> 02:19:21,641 Then her foot slipped, and wham! 1786 02:19:21,833 --> 02:19:25,667 - She fell right off the stage! - All four limbs in the air. 1787 02:19:25,833 --> 02:19:29,875 - Her skirt was up to here... - I rushed over to help her up. 1788 02:19:30,042 --> 02:19:32,500 - Up she gets and... - Her wig! 1789 02:19:32,667 --> 02:19:35,836 Her wig falls on the ground! 1790 02:19:36,583 --> 02:19:38,958 She was bald! 1791 02:19:39,125 --> 02:19:40,531 Bald! 1792 02:19:41,583 --> 02:19:43,667 Bald as my knee! 1793 02:19:43,833 --> 02:19:46,417 God-all-friggin'-mighty! 1794 02:19:48,109 --> 02:19:49,359 A serpent! 1795 02:19:49,667 --> 02:19:50,766 A serpent! 1796 02:19:52,792 --> 02:19:53,750 Look at it! 1797 02:19:53,917 --> 02:19:58,333 This maker of drafts, this salesman for oil. 1798 02:19:58,500 --> 02:20:00,333 I'll soon fix you! 1799 02:20:00,500 --> 02:20:02,083 Throw it in the fire! 1800 02:20:02,179 --> 02:20:04,921 The fire? Don't be silly, that would be a treat for it. 1801 02:20:06,000 --> 02:20:10,458 No, what it needs is a nice icy dip. 1802 02:20:10,555 --> 02:20:13,125 A nice deep one. 1803 02:20:13,292 --> 02:20:15,042 I'll throw it down the well! 1804 02:20:17,367 --> 02:20:21,659 Help! Is there no God here?! 1805 02:20:23,237 --> 02:20:25,153 Farewell, you old rascal! 1806 02:20:25,833 --> 02:20:29,667 And don't forget my daughter-in-law. That slut! 1807 02:20:29,833 --> 02:20:34,096 Save a spot for her down on your barbecue! 1808 02:20:34,792 --> 02:20:37,292 The devil is dead. 1809 02:20:40,481 --> 02:20:42,541 God-all-friggin'-mighty! 1810 02:20:42,830 --> 02:20:45,666 Don't worry, false report. I'm still here. 1811 02:20:45,721 --> 02:20:47,721 I love you all too much. 1812 02:21:08,375 --> 02:21:10,375 Subtitles by FatPlank for KG 134229