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BHALE MANCHI CHOWKA BERAM
Secrets of the nation
Hello Azhar Bhai - Hello
Did you speak about secrets of nation with Bhai?
Bhai is a bit busy
I am writing these secrets of nation with my 30 years of army experience
It is a loss for you if delayed
Ok bro, but you are quoting a higher price
All here work for money bro. In a way writing this is a big risk
But value of this is very high
You shouldn't think about the money you're paying me, but about your return profit
Believe me, this will be a sensation
Ok bro, I will talk to Bhai.
See you
Hubby!
Hubby!
Hubby, open the door
Reply back at least
What are you doing in the room closing the door?
Damn, no shame for this man at all
No thoughts about the house at all
Sitting home so, when will you clear the debts and get your daughter married?
Wait for few days and you will get an answer for everything
You are saying the same from two years. What exactly are you doing?
I need two people. Once they are found, you will know what I am
Yes mom, say
What son, did you not go to office? You are still in the room
Mom, how many times should I tell you?
Dubai's time is 90 minutes slower than Indian time.
It is just 8:30 mom - My dear son!
Hubby, did you listen how great is he speaking English after going to Dubai?
Ok mom, I got to go to office and will talk later. Ok?
Hey son, one thing - Say mom
I know that you are running tight there, but your dad is very tight here
If possible, some money
What mom? Hello! - Hello
Mom, hello - Son, can you listen?
Hello - Hello, damn signal got cut
Damn this phone, it never works
Hubby, why not change this?
Yes dear, that phone is not good at all
It stops working exactly when you ask money
Let us change, let us change it when your Dubai son sends money
Great cheap deal!
His name lying that signal is getting cut is Parthu
He doesn't stay in Dubai but in Hyderabad
With a greed to fly to Dubai, earn money and roam in a car, he made parents
take loans and got cheated by a broker
But he fulfilled the dreams to roam in the car
Sir, I am the cab driver and am waiting at the location
He is a cab driver and thus roams more and saves less
Thus he is unable to send money home,
not knowing what to say them or unable to say what happened!
He's smoking half smoked cigarettes and is getting completely satisfied
Hey, cut the sound.
His name is frustration Saleem. His frustration is not any normal
Anyone would sleep in the night and wake up in the morning
But our guy gets frustration both day and night
Hey, what is your problem idiot? You are barking like a tail chopped dog
How many times should I tell not to ring till I wake up? What?
Yes, shut your mouth and stay like that
Good morning dude
What good morning man? Is it any wonder if day starts?
Should you wish even for that?
No work at all for this dirty rascal
Why do you daily stop as and when I come?
What do you think of me, idiot?
I will not take bath today and do whatever you can
Even if you come after getting me so much frustrated, I'll not bath and that is all
You've seen range of his frustration, right? By the way, he too is Dubai-return
Saleem, phone! Your dad!
Daddy! This dad has no work at all and calls as and when he wishes
Son, where are you? - Where else would I be? In Dubai
You are in Dubai. But where means in room or in the office?
Can you not see the buildings behind? I am in the room
By the way, why are the same buildings behind you, son?
When I stand before them, where else would they be than behind?
Do you think that is any poster to remove and stick a new one daily?
They are original buildings dad. - Ok son, when are you sending money?
Money! What money?
What money! You idiot, dirty rascal!
Sending you to Dubai taking a loan was my mistake
My name is not Shaik Ahmed if I don't take loan again, come to Dubai and beat you up
Dad, buildings are shaking here. I think it is an earth quake.
Dad! - You are playing all tricks.
Will buildings shake only when I ask money?
I will not leave you, idiot
What dude, is the issue about money? - Yes
What shall we do then? - Let us rob some bank dude
You think we have so much of a scene?
Hey, you know we do not have right? Why do you ask then?
Why should you ask dude?
Get up! Get up and get ready. Cab for you and bag for me. Our lives are the same
Oh no!
Dirty life! No luxury at all
No fun at all in my life!
Whole world is in the money!
Heart behind the pocket looked with pity!
What a life is this? This is so horrible
They calculate only with money
They die and take birth once everyday
Note never dies even for a second at least for namesake
Round the clock! Break the law!
Got that King! Just go and roll!
Round the clock! Break the law!
Got that King! Kick the ass!
Damn, do you drink petrol or water to the tank?
Why do you scold the scooter man?
My scooter and my wish, idiot. Get out from here
Get away from here
See rascal, I am having to listen from all because of you
You are ruining my prestige
How much more time should I wait, madam? - She is here
You are super madam, it is still raining as people like you still exist
Accidents are taking place as people like you exist. Look in the front and drive
One small mistake is enough and life is gone
I promise there is no guy to help at all
All around are only the guys with no pity
Fold and keep the soft heart in the pocket
Soft spoken words, cunning deeds and many tricks in need
Damn!
What master, earning so much in Dhee and what is this bad time for you?
Sorry boss!
Dirty life! No luxury at all
No fun at all in my life!
Whole world is in the money!
Heart behind the pocket looked with pity!
What a life is this? This is so horrible
They calculate only with money
They die and take birth once everyday
Note never dies even for a second at least for namesake
Dirty life! No luxury at all
Idiot, how many times did I say not to come in my way?
If you come again, I will break your legs
Hey frustration, come here - What, man?
I made a good plan that settles our life - What is that?
This has the facebook ids and WhatsApp numbers data from all in Hyderabad
So!
Let us make this photo viral in social media. I will say he is my father
He has brain tumor and needs to be immediately operated.
Let us give our phone number and account number asking for urgent help from donors
Let us clear loans with the money we get and change address with the balance money
How is my plan? - Stop your dirty village plans, man
Public are putting RIP and feeling sad posts even when relatives die
And will they give money knowing some unknown is not well?
Keep seeing how many would react to me
Hello - Hello, we are calling from HDFC bank
Do you have any personal loan requirement Sir?
No need
Hello
Hello Sir - Yes
My name is Vanitha. I am speaking from the trust, I and blessings on me
Do you wish to help the orphans? - No and will never think too
They are naming trusts even over the film dialogues
Hello - Hello, is this Mr. Parthu?
Yes
My name is Adarshi and I am calling after seeing your post in face book
Oh, one minute madam. Please say again madam
I mean, saw your post in face book. How is your father?
What to say madam? He has a disease in body but no money in my house
He on the bed and we on this earth are still alive with the only hope that
some donors like you would come and help
Please, you do not cry
Consoling is free of cost madam, any one would give it
Say, who would give the money for operation?
How much do you need?
How much means! - 50!
Please adjust 50000 for now - 50000, whose money is that idiot?
Hello, who is this? - Will you ask any amount when it is free?
Shut up dude
50000 is difficult and I can adjust 20000
20000, it is not enough even for our room rent and drink
What is room rent and drink?
That is! Room is the hospital room and drink is not liquor but medicines
Ok madam, which hospital are you in?
I will come tomorrow and give - Yes!
Thank you madam. I cannot repay your debt in this lifetime
No problem, take care of your father
Hey, hundreds as such come every day and still is he your uncle or what?
A human! Human should stand in support to another
Even if not to fulfill the need, at least to feed the hunger
Even if not to risk but at least to help - Bad time
Leave it dude! We are getting 25000 each by the grace of that God
What 25000 each?
50 by 2 is 25 dude... Did you forget mathematics?
Did you forget what you said yesterday?
Leave that dude, being friends we say so many. Still, what is a friend?
What? - Friend means F! F means friend
Set a hospital by tomorrow and we shall then see
Excuse me, who is the cashier here Sir?
Oh, you? Your name? - P Pentaiah
Pentaiah Sir, a small help!
Ok move dude, we shall give that 2000 right there
Say, how can I help you?
Idiots will not open the mouth till we open the purse
What are you seeing me dude, give the money
Say fast about what is the matter
Is it needed dear? If you say to your save a life foundation, they will help, right?
We do not have so much time now. - Please think once
A human should stand for another
I remember the balance dialogue, please move
2000 is more for him and you gave a thousand extra again
I will not be silent if my share goes down
Ok dude, I will give
Say, where are you? - I am in the hospital
Have you come? I am in a small work.
You pay the money at the counter on the patient name Surya Rao
Ok
Hey, she is the girl giving us money
How will you pay the money without even knowing his face?
It seems they are busy in some work
This girl? - You know her?
Yes, she got into my cab once. She is a very good girl
I think it is not correct to take money from her
Yes, not at all correct! You go to room and I will come taking the money
Stop dude - Move rascal
Adarshi! - Uncle, what are you here?
I shifted here just last month from Pune
Who is this fellow coming in between dude?
I am working as chief surgeon in this hospital
Why are you here? Anyone here!
It seems a poor patient in this hospital needs to be urgently operated.
So, I came to give money - Is it? What is the patient name?
Surya Rao - No
What shall we do now? - Come on, let us enquire
Pentaiah! Pentaiah! - Sir!
Give the patient list - Yes Sir
Sir, 103 patient condition is serious - Ok
Keep seeing the patient list and I'll come - Ok uncle
Pentaiah, help them - Sure Sir
Patient by name Surya Rao - He is here and pay the money immediately
How is he now?
No way good and pay the money immediately
When are you operating?
If you give 50000 now, we will do right away. Pay the money immediately
Stop! How do you know that we are giving 50000?
We! We! - Yes, they said
We said that you will come and give money
His name is Parthu and his father is very serious
You are! - You are!
You are! - You are!
Stop your idiotic introductions!
Why are you overacting like you remembered some last life?
He is a cab driver and you may have got into his cab some time. That is all
Yes! Hi .
Hi! Thank you for helping to my father's operation
No problem, how are you? How is the cab doing?
Yes, fine
Is any money saving? - Not bad
More! - More means!
Say if nails poke in the tires and she will get the puncture repaired
Excuse me - Then, what if not madam?
What was the work you came for and what questions are you asking?
I get very frustrated if not in the scene
Hey Pentaiah, come and take the money
Please give madam, we shall get the operation done
Hello, why do you always say money?
Show us the patient and we will give money based on condition
It is over now! I should set Coma Kantharao for these
Is your father in ICU?
If not, you think he is gone to play IPL match? Come on madam
Is he sleeping? - No madam, he is in coma
Dad, her name is Adarshi. She came to donate money for your operation
You said he is in coma and why are you talking?
That is, he can listen to what all we say. But he cannot give any response, that's it
Can I talk? - Yes sure, please
Uncle, you do not worry at all. Nothing will happen when your son is here
You will be fine. You will get well soon. Ok uncle?
Go fast idiots, someone may come again
Shall I give any hand fan? - For what?
Instead of standing still seeing so, it is better if you can be waving the fan
Yes, please give
Go away madam, you and your waving! It is time for them to come
Who will come?
His wife and son - Doctor!
My friend feels it is not good if Doctor comes as these are not visiting hours
Excuse me, who are you all?
We are for the patient and who are you?
I too am for the patient, he's my father - Hey!
Hey, when did I ask to come and when did you come?
Who! - He is my brother
Brother?
See, we both look alike - Hey, what exactly is happening here?
Who?
Idiot, why are you again questioning after coming late?
When dad is in come, what are you doing outside? Are you messing with the nurse?
Hey, what is this nonsense? - Hey, I will kill if you talk again
Why is he hitting your brother like that?
He should have it. He has no time sense at all
I feel all this wrong. Something is happening here.
You stop it
I will pay the money down. Take care of your father
Ok madam
Shall we leave? - Yes
Oh no, I will be booked if the Doctor sees
Thank you madam, thank you so much
It is so great for people like you to be existing these days
Human should stand in support to another
Even if not to fulfill the need, at least to feed the hunger
Even if not to risk, at least to help
I was a poor man unable to do even if my father was ill for so long. I was poor
It is not the one with no money who is poor, but the one without Adarshi is poor
I have Adarshi, thank you madam
I can never forget you
Enough of the crying, look into your work
This babe has directly entered the heart
It is not any normal matter but chosen
Friendship of a minute and love in the next
Being with you is like I am with myself
It is like I do not exist even when I am here
When both my eyes are sleeping, all the dreams opened their eyes
Why are these smiles?
I felt like someone pushed me from behind
Though my looks left behind traces
A small pain whether you saw or not
Heart got eyes and they are seeing you
It is not enough at all however long I see for
Looks got word and praised a lot
Lips got anger and stopped talking
I had never seen such a wonder before
This babe has directly entered the heart
It is not any normal matter but chosen
Where is your friend? Will he come for lunch?
Why about him now? Still, he will not come alone. He comes with frustration.
Why is my shabby room become like Tajmahal?
Hey, what man? - Parthu
Is it ok if spicy? - Did you start family so fast?
This babe has directly entered the heart
It is not any normal matter but chosen
Friendship of a minute and love in the next
Being with you is like I am with myself
It is like I do not exist even when I am here
When both my eyes are sleeping, all the dreams opened their eyes
Say Azhar Bhai - Yakoob, Bhai came to India
Even the file is ready. Did you talk to Bhai?
We got to talk even before that - Ok
Come here once - Fine
And get even that file
Huh! I'm not mad Azhar Bhai. File will not be seen to your eyes till rate is decided.
I am coming. Good bye
Shakooba, call dad for breakfast
He is always in that room and no idea what he does?
It is not safe for this to be in my room
Instead of hiding secretly, it is ideal to keep this outside
What are you doing here? - Nothing. I am going out
What a man is he?
Mom, courier guy will come and you return this cover
Return again? Why to order and why to return again?
Size is not fitting mummy. I will return these and order new ones
Hey, not here. Go and keep them in the hall
Ok mummy, bye
They construct such a big house and will not keep even a small bell
Madam! Madam!
Is anyone in? - Nothing here, please go
What nothing? Why are you saying like I am some beggar?
Who do you think am I? I am the courier boy
You are courier boy right? Not any America President!
Yes, America Presidents and Hollywood Heroes...
...do come searching for you as you are a great figure
Come fast madam
Hey, what are you saying? Is this how you talk to family ladies?
Can you not wait for 5 minutes? - Why are you getting frustrated?
Is this what your elders taught you? Do you not know how to talk with the guests?
I get more frustrated seeing those in frustration
Hey, why are you talking so weird? Say, what is your name?
Why do you need my name? Will you give your daughter in marriage to me or what?
Go madam, go and get that return courier.
Dirty nonsense - Courier boy and such egoistic
Take these
I should sign, right?
Yes, you are the RBI Governor to sign and give value even to a waste paper
Go away! You and your dirty signature!
Hey, I am not Fathima if I do not give complaint and take you out from your job
Will you do so? Come on, take my company phone number and go ahead
Huh! Mine is a Collector job to fear as she would get me out from that
Yes, say what is it?
Hey, I am your boss and talk with some respect
I'm working from 2 years. You can't pay salary on the 1st and you expect respect?
Why is the voice raising?
What else should I raise? Say what and I will raise it.
Damn! Why discussion with you. In how much time will you get the couriers to return?
I thought to directly come to office from here.
As you asked, I'm not coming to office today.
I am on leave
No chance to give leave without a reason
Write reason that Saleem is frustrated.
Not that dude, dealers are repeatedly calling.
We got to send the goods to Bangalore right today
Even if you catch my feet,
I will not come to office. - Hey..
Idiot! roaming around greatly!
You caught a great babe because of this, right?
When she is flat for posting photo of some old man!
If I photoshop my face and post, great girls will fall in line with sympathy
You look super, dude
Name of the man in this photo is Lokesh. He is cousin brother of our Mukesh.
He got a strange disease Mallu Gillu and had to sell both bangles with his mother
If not operated, he may not again talk with us
If there are any donors, send as much money possible to the account number below
Hey, start the vehicle
Hey Saleem bro, your fate has changed from today
Hey, bad time has gone aside and see luck is knocking the door
Hey, is it so fast? I think luck is using Jio SIM.
I am coming!
Please say, how can I help you?
I got a message in WhatsApp - Then reply, why to ask me?
Do you know why did we come?
Oh, you! I called a week back and do you come now? Wait, I will get
Hey! What are you getting?
Dust! You came from Municipality, right?
You thought of me as a mad fellow?
Idiot, do we look as Municipality guys for you?
Who are you? - We are the Police, idiot
What was the disease he got?
Mallu Gillu! - Mallu Gillu, what is that?
What! You cheat public and loot money, idiot?
Say, how much money did you loot till date?
Come on Sir, you came with a shocking face even before single rupee came in
Shocking face! What is your name? - Saleem Sir
What is that disease name? - I do not know Sir
Do not know? - Top will be blasted!
Top will be blasted!
What disease did you get? - Mallu Gillu
Mallu Gillu! Do you have it? - No
Hey, are you too from his batch? - No sir, I am from the room adjacent
I came on a work.
Bro, do you have the small pin charger?
Oh, no! Ok, I will check in the next room.
Sir, you look to be in some work.
Please continue - Out!
If anyone sends such messages again in WhatsApp, asks to immediately share
sending photos of Gods, there would be only 5 bullets in my gun
Why Sir, will you commit suicide? - You!
Mental rascal!
Move man!
Sir, water
It is not cold! - You!
Damn! Move man!
Still, why did you get a thought to upload your photo?
Brainless fellow! Do not know even to copy the idea! Waste fellow!
Hey, move from here. Why are you here, go into the bag
Hey, remove all these couriers and keep them in the bag
I do not have energy at all.
Please dude, request! - Ok
What dude, did you still not arrange?
What is this dude? There is no any address?
Highly confidential and do not open?
I checked all when I took couriers from the office
Where did this come from?
Let us open and see
Hey, it belongs to others and is ethically not correct to open
Oh no, you should be speaking of ethics. Move idiot
Secrets of the nation
This is really confidential. Where did you get this from?
I went to the house of an army major in the morning to collect return courier
Maybe this came with those covers
That means, is he trying to see these secrets to Pakistan?
Country is like mother and this idiot is selling the secrets to the enemy?
This should reach them under no conditions to them
Come on dude, let us go and hand this over to the Police
Why do you not say anything dude?
Shall we sell this to Pakistan?
Hey, are you talking in senses?
I thought it all and am speaking. Say, shall we sell?
You idiot, India is our country. Don't you remember the pledge said in childhood?
We cannot bear even when India loses the match and that is our patriotism.
Wow, what a joke?
Hey, they do match fixings in cricket matches you said and what do they have?
Is that patriotism?
What about those being in India, doing scams and loot crores of money?
Is that patriotism?
They are idiots and what about your brains?
I too am an idiot. An idiot like all!
Hey, you just remember the pledge said as a kid.
But, I remember even my mom who died in my childhood.
Breast cancer, she would have lived if treatment was given. Mad lady!
But none has helped. Frustration started in this Saleem from then.
They only cry when dead here, but none are here to help when in troubles
Then I decided! My village, my district, my state and my country!
Everything is a nuisance. My stomach and my pocket! That is it!
Why about the past story now! Hey, all our debts will be cleared selling these now.
Your signal will not get cut if your mother calls you
Those building will not shake when my father calls me
Say dude, ok or not?
Not ok dude - Ok! Ok, leave it
I will sell them. You are a great true Indian, right? Ok!
What are you doing dude?
9885413449! Whose is this number? - Adarshi
You remember your number of your girlfriend well, dude.
Why are you calling her now?
Hey, if you do not agree I will put out your whole patient drama at her
Hello Adarshi - Ok, ok! Ok!
Love you dude! Love you! Love you
See, patriotism is gone even for you by taking name of your girlfriend
Hey, everyone here is an idiot. None would just agree to that
Ok, what shall we do with this now?
I sold key chains and goggles till now.
Secrets of the nation means!
How long will you tap rascal? How long? You and your dirty face!
Say whether you can do it or not?
Brother, I am a guy selling goggles outside Paradise hotel
How if you ask me to sell the country directly? How?
Can Asish Nehra open giving him the bat? I ask does he have the chance to do so?
It is a waste with him. Move dude
Why can Asish Nehra not do a Century and make us win the match?
Let me think a bit. You sit down and I will say.
Sit! Be seated! Secrets of the nation!
Hey, I will break your legs and hands if you tap again!
Yes, there is a guy. - Who?
What will I get saying that?
Bro, get one samosa - Do I look greedy for food?
Say how much money will you give me, bro?
Show the party first - It is good that you said so
Pakistan is playing great!
Wow, what a shot!
What is this dreaded thing bro?
None watches India matches here. They see only the Pakistan matches
I thought Pakistan is beside India all these days. Huh! It is in India only.
He is Khan Bhai. The guy beside him is his son.
Any business in this area is done by them only
They even cut their throat for Pakistan
Yeah! Pakistan has won.
Party tonight is from me. Call everyone, prepare biryani and make a noise.
Hello Khan Bhai
He is Parthu and he is Saleem - Hello
Hello Bhai
Say, what is the work?
What did you say, say again?
We have secrets of India and thought you would sell them to Pakistan for us
What did you say, say again?
We thought you may sell secrets of nation to Pakistan for us!
Say again!
We have two torn under garments and will you sell them in second hand?
What? - What else idiot?
How many times shall we say?
We have secrets of country. You're anyways a Pakistan guy and thought will help in
selling those to Pakistan and why do you behave so like you got fits?
Silence! What did you say idiot?
Am I a man of Pakistan?
My India is great. My grandparents were there in the freedom fight.
Our heart will not beat lub-dub but say India-India
You want to listen? - No!
Come! - Then you just enjoyed when Pakistan won
We bet that Pakistan will win as that was not with India
For that, will I be a Pakistani? We are the Muslims of India. We are Indians.
Sorry sir, courier was delivered by mistake to the wrong address
We will leave, see you
What are you seeing? Beat the rascals - Hey!
Run dude! - Hey Javed, catch the idiots!
Do not leave them - It seems they sell our country
Do not let them go. Kill those idiots
Kill them!
It is a great cheap deal!
It is a great cheap deal!
Where are they? - They ran away
Just miss dude, they would have killed if caught
What did we understand by this?
Stamina goes down by smoking more!
No, not to believe words of every fool
Take it easy bro. We have plan B when we missed plan A
I have a phone - I too have a phone
Whom are you calling? - Pakistan Embassy in Delhi
All working there are from Pakistan.
They listen when we say the matter and land here when we hang the phone
Embassy?
Hello! Pakistan Embassy! How can I help you?
Is there anyone who knows Telugu? - You idiot!
You talk dude! - Give it here
Hello - Yes, please tell me
Listen to me carefully. We have got India national secrets.
We want to sell them to Pakistan. - Nation secrets, what are they?
Can you please explain?
There was surgical strike last year, right?
Ok! God bless!
What did they say dude? - Who spoke here, it is Saleem
I am thus asking, what did they say? - They said to count three closing eyes
What if counted?
It seems their men will be here, by the time we open the eyes
Shall we try? Come on, let us try
One! Two! Three!
Saying to send Pakistan people, they sent Police. Run dude!
Did Sachin retire? When dude?
Hey, who called from coin box here? - No idea sir
Hey, who called from the coin box? - Do not know
Hey, turn this side and talk - There is no turning back in our legacy
Hey, turn!
You!
This is too much Sir, do you identify even when I put maida on face?
Is it you calling to sell secrets of the nation?
Secrets of nation?
I know no other secrets than the sex secrets coming on TV in the midnight Sir
Why are you fearing then?
Hey! Who is fearing, rascal? Are you any macho for me to fear?
I will cut your finger! Is this ok Sir?
I did not fear now, right?
Hey, if you are seen to me again in this city there'll be just 5 bullets in my gun
What is missing? Say what are you searching for?
Dad, say what happened? - Say me and I will search
I will search - Go, go away!
What like a mad man? Say me and will help - Daddy, say what
Mummy, what's wrong with dad? - Hubby!
Mummy, what's wrong with dad?
Azhar Bhai!
What dude, having lemon soda?
Sweet or salt? - Not that bro!
Where is that spectacles guy?
Idiot got into service auto when Police Jeep came
Why did you not go then? Oh, was there no seat in the auto?
How will I go leaving you? A friend is! - Hold on! Hold on!
Still, I said before itself that we cannot do such big deals, right?
We should get another channel for this. - I have the channel
Is it you saying to have the channel? - Yes, me
Idiot, you are so small and will you show the channel?
If I give you one shot!
I am following you from Khan Bhai. I will show you the correct channel.
Let us try!
Hey! How much more long? - Huh, I will leave
Hey kiddo! Please come dude
Saying to show channel, he is showing stars.
Parthu!
Hi Adarshi, what! A medical camp?
Where did you go? Why are you not lifting calls from the morning?
That is! - Were you in driving?
Yes! I was in driving. - Oh no
You should call after getting free, right? Why did you not call?
That is Adarshi! - Did the cell phone get switched off?
Yes, correct! Cell got switched off - I see
It is ok, but what work do you have here? - Dirty questions, why all these for you?
Parthu, why are you in tension? Is dad not well?
Yes, dad is not well. - Oh, my good goddess!
You are saying both questions and answers yourself
If you host the Meelo Evaru Koteeswarudu show, everyone will win a Crore
You do not come in between - Who came in between, idiot
Bro! - You came in the middle
when we were going on an important job
Why are you screaming so? Did any dog bite you? Idiot, you have no shame at all
Yes, dog bit me and I'll bite you. If you have shame, give me and I will apply it
I said you not to roam with him, right? - He is like that, leave him
You cool down - Ok, say now. What happened to dad?
That is! Dad suddenly got Jaundice. It seems they are giving lotion in the slums
Ok come, I too will come - One minute
Why for you with that mad rascal? I will meet tomorrow, ok?
Sure? - Promise! Ok?
Bye, bye - Bye
Hello Chotu Bhai - Hello Yadagiri bro, are the kids fine?
They are good Chotu
Hey, do you not have sense? Do you not know that you should not be in the way?
I will take out the tires, rascal!
Hey, come on move - Move on!
He looks to be a guy selling old bikes and what will he sell secrets of the nation?
Hey, do not overact - Who is overacting, idiot?
Rascal kid, I'm seeing from the start
I do not see anything other than your buildup and shots
Matter, will you see?
What is this? - Drugs
This will be worth a minimum of two crore rupees
Two crores? - Two crores?
Shut up and move silently
Take that red color cycle - See you bro
Life would've got set even if we had taken that cycle. You unnecessarily scolded that
Take that blue color rickshaw
What Chotu, came after so long? Is there any work?
I do all the local businesses.
To deal with secrets of nation, we shall catch either Mafia or the Terrorists
Do that bro, it is whatever I say for the boys
Hello - God bless
I need to talk with Aslam Bhai
Bhai is in Karachi, say if anything urgent
It is a very big deal and I should urgently talk to Bhai
Ok, be on the line and I will connect the conference
Ok bro
Who is this Aslam Bhai? - No, you cannot bear if I say
We withstood you and is that a matter? Come on say
Come close!
Any bomb blast from India will have the hand of Aslam Bhai behind that
He is from our Hyderabad and settled in Pakistan
Bhai, Rehman from Mumbai
Say Rehman
Oh no!
Did he say anything? - No bro
Hello - Bhai! Hello
Hello!
Bhai, can you hear? - Hello
Bhai, hello!
Hello - Hello
Say Rehman
Bhai, Masood called me. He said something urgent
Some big deal bhai, he said needs to talk with you
You wish to talk Bhai? - Ok
Yes Masood, talk to Bhai now
Secrets of the nation is all nonsense. They maybe the Police informers
Confirm and finish them.
No Bhai, they do not look so. Will you talk to them once?
Ok, give the phone
Talk to Bhai
Hello Bhai - What are those secrets of nation?
That is! Secrets of Indian Army Bhai - That means!
That is! How to say? - Last year surgical strike in Pakistan!
There was surgical strike last year in Pakistan, right Bhai?
Yes, so what?
You know how Indian Army entered Pakistan then, Bhai?
How?
There is a tunnel from Poonch Sector of Kashmir to Chowki village of Pakistan
What?
How do you know all these? - A retired Indian Army Major wrote them
But do not ask how did we get that. - Ok, give the phone to Masood
Ok Bhai
Yes Bhai
I'll call, you stay in touch with them - Ok, see you Bhai
Bhai said to think and say. You be in touch with Chotu
Ok, leave
See you - Bye
Move!
When would that Karachi Bhai agree and when do we get money?
Hey Chotu, I agree that you are a great hero
Get me at least this cycle as an advance, please.
Please dude, let him give - Chotu
Bhai is calling, get even them - Move!
Bhai called again. He is coming next week from Karachi to India
He asked to talk with you and set the payment
Say, how much do you need?
How much is your debt in the village? - How much is yours?
Let us ask for a crore and share 50 each
Greedy fellow, Crore is too high and let us ask 30 Lakhs.
Saying a crore, he'd give at least 50 and we can share 25 Lakhs each at least
No idea dude, I doubt - Go beg, idiot
I do not have so much time. 30 Crores! 30 Crores!
When God blessed, fate came with love
It came closer
To clear the problems in the heart
To change the lives in a second
Rock N roll
Come on enjoy guys!
When God blessed, fate came with love
It came closer
To clear the problems in the heart
To change the lives in a second
Waste lives have now changed into AC
Remove the shabby beard and give a classy look
Old scooter at a corner has changed to Harley Davidson
Not a cigarette pieces range, smoke the Hookah now
Seat in the car is changed!
Courier boy has become a King
To give life to life, we are the care of address
Build Million Dollar house
Snatch the Bullion market share
Like to fire the thousand wala
Write, the success is yours dude!
We should lay the road on the edges of sky
Champagne should flow in happiness
This day should be remembered for you
When you get many crores, there will be no rules
What we say is an order then and we are the heroes
Paradise is all here, it said to color the life
No darkness when there is money, let us buy it all
What is the difference between good and bad?
What does good mean, it is all just cheating
Come on fool them all dude
This is the character of the world
They do not change the way of pointing out mistakes
You will be down with no sense of being clever, have a look dude!
When God blessed, fate came with love
It came closer
To clear the problems in the heart
To change the lives in a second
Rock N Roll!
Come on enjoy guys!
He has no problem madam!
He got disturbed mentally about something
It is better to know what that is
If not he will completely go mad
What hubby, what's wrong? How will we know if you do not say anything?
What about us if something happens to you?
Daddy, say please
Say what happened.
Day before on the 23rd,
I kept an important cover in the cupboard in hall and that is missing
What is there in that cover?
Mom, it was the same day when courier boy took the parcel return, right?
Maybe it is gone along with those
Courier boy! Which company?
In time couriers, daddy - In time couriers
What are you doing? - Daddy
Hubby, where are you going?
Yes Masood Bhai! - Bhai is reaching Hyderabad in some time
Ok Bhai - Only you both should come
Yes, nobody else will come Bhai. Only we both will come
Ok? - Ok Bhai, see you
Bro, Bhai is coming it seems - 30 Crores! Yeah!
Wait hubby! - Where is that courier boy?
What is all this? What do you want? - No!
What do you want Sir? - This guy?
Not this guy.
What Sir? - Is it him?
No...
Where is he? - Stop hubby
Is it him? - No, no!
Hello, what is all this? Who are you?
Who's coming to Tolichowki Military quarters
on 23rd of this month to collect courier?
Military quarters on 23rd means, it is Saleem
Where is he, call him. Call him immediately
What happened Sir?
One of my important file mixed up in the courier he collected. Where is he?
He's not coming to office from that day - Oh Damn!
Is he not coming to office? That means, he sold it off. He surely sold that of.
Where does he stay Sir, say me the address
Why Sir?
Say the address - I am asking, why Sir?
There is an information worth crores in that
Crores! What is there in that?
What is there in that? - Fatima, I'll say later
Sir, say address - Say, what is there in that?
Say hubby
Secrets of the nation
Secret of the nation? - Yes
I did great research based on my 30 years of Army experience
and wrote a film story in India
Pakistan war back drop with the title secrets of the nation
Film story? - Yes, a film story
I wrote important scenic order points
and when I was about to say Raju Bhai, file went missing
Raju Bhai, who is he? - Famous producer named Dil Raju
You said to wait for few days
and show what you are getting two people, is this that? Is it this?
Yes, we need two to do any film. One is producer and the other is director
You spent all the property given by my father
doing Malayalam and Hindi dubbing films
And now, are you into writing stories! Film stories?
Fatima, this becomes a sensation when it releases
Our life will be settled, believe me
Damn! No shame in your life?
You promised on our daughter not to get into films again
Do you not remember?
If it becomes a blockbuster, we can break the promise.
It is a waste to believe you still. You will not change. Go somewhere and die
I will break even that second leg if you come home
Fatima!
Fatima, stop. I have no money, why not give and go if you have any?
Ask Dil Raju Bhai - Aah!
Did this match with the buildup you gave in the entry?
Wrote a film story, it seems. Huh! - Give that address first
Change that tone first. Base voice and a great villain buildup!
Hey, give him the address of that Saleem and send. Film story, my foot!
Yeah! Cute darling! Someone wrote and you came into our hands.
Any kisses are less for you
Not to this dude,
we shall garland and salute the guy writing this, wherever he is!
Hey auto, stop!
Yeah! - 30 Crores
What will you do with the share of your 10 Crores?
What 10, it is 15 right? Deal is 30 Crores
I got the secrets and thus is the 5 crores extra
Hey, I am your friend! - Money dude!
Hey bro Stop! Stop dude
Turn! Turn the bike - What's wrong dude?
Have a look there - I think some accident
Hey, look properly dude. Your love is there
Move dude, let us see
Huh! What will you see? Some accident took place there
Need Ambulance urgently - Your idiot is helping. Go back!
What's wrong, man? - Road works is on sir. It is tough to go
Ok, go backwards. Make it fast
Why did you get into so much traffic? Go fast
No!
No!
What, did you sell off? I'm asking you, is it sold?
That is! We had to sell this in unavoidable conditions Sir
Who wrote and who is selling?
Give it here, idiot - Wait sir, listen to me
Please sir, wait. Let us sit and discuss - What to sit and sleep, idiot?
Give it to me - I am saying right?
Hey, say your rate and we will throw it - What rascal, will you throw?
I am the creator of secrets of this nation. I wrote with my own hands
Respect the writers, rascals. If not, Goddess of art will not forgive you
You will get ruined
Hey, why do you talk in non sync saying art and Goddess?
You wrote this but we will not give. Do whatever you can.
Hey, what for you in giving mine to me?
We will not even if yours! - Hey, wait dude
Why will you not give, rascal? - Why are you talking too much?
What can you do? - Wait Saleem!
Ok Sir, let us come to a deal.
You wrote with great hard work and we took more pain to set a party
Let us make 3 shares of what we get, ok? - Make 30 shares idiot
What the hell would we get? Will you give 10 crores to some stranger?
Ten crores?
Or, you take off the total 30 crores they are giving
30 Crores? - Deal is set for 30 crores
3 tens for three of us each and this is final.
Hey, we took great risk and set the deal. We should get more, right?
If uncle had not written that, we would not have got even this, right?
Boys, you are the ones recognizing my dream
and writing for the first time
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thanks Rajamouli Sir, without you Telugu Cinema market would not have gone so high
Guys, I went to so many holding this in hands
Raju Bhai! Suresh Bhai! Aravind Bhai! Maruthi Bhai!
No Bhai cared about me.
Go man! Are you really a major? Do you have any sense?
Uncle, what is the content you wrote and what are the names you are saying?
Can any local guys deal with such? No way
Thus we caught hold of a Pakistan guy. - Pakistan guy?
Guy from our Hyderabad, but settled in Pakistan
Oh, NRI producer?
Producer! What producer?
Hello - Where are you?
Sorry Bhai, small disturbance on the way
Come in time you were given. Bhai is waiting.
Yes, we are coming Bhai. We are with you in half an hour
Come fast - Ok Bhai
Who dude? - Masood Bhai
Who is Masood Bhai?
He introduced us to Aslam Bhai - Aslam Bhai! Who is that guy?
Pakistan guy
Huh? Why not say producer without confusion?
Hey, if you talk again in non sync saying producer, I will take that stick and!
Hey, wait dude. Why is that frustration?
Move dude, Bhai is waiting - Where are we going now?
Where are you coming? - Hey, I wrote that dude
Who would clear if he gets any doubts? - Correct dude
Ok, come on
It is been long since I wrote. If I read once, I will not miss flow while narrating
You can read on the way too. Move now!
Oh God! Make this story be finalized just in the single sitting
Cat with mush can never be a tiger
How if you say to jump to the skies?
Mad guys joined the creator of the story
Cat with mush can never be a tiger
How if you say to jump to the skies?
If lemon rice is fed to hungry tiger
If lemon rice is fed to hungry tiger
Will it not kill the guy feeding, in anger?
When all the hopes crossed over the forts of greed
Deers have gone in greed not knowing the real matter
The hungry animal is waiting
in great anger
Bhai! I want to leave all this Bhai. Please forgive me.
A muslim is the one who helps but not a someone taking lives Bhai
Live and let live, even our Quran said the same
But we are doing wrong saying Jihad Bhai!
Please forgive me Bhai, forgive me
Bhai, forgive me. No Bhai!
Bullet is our friend, do not waste it.
Dirty cheater!
Jihad is not a mistake, but our life.
It is now time that we show our power to the Indian Government
India should shiver in fear listening to our name
Once we get those secrets of nation in hands,
not just Kashmir but whole India should be into Pakistan
All the Indians should bow before us over their knees
Yes bro!
Hail the Lord - Hail the Lord
Bhai, not two but there are three men - Send them in
When the step is falling ahead
An unknown danger is slowly approached
Three deers have come into the trap directly
The claw sees the blood with anger
Do you have any weapons? - No
Move!
Who are all these, man? - Security of Aslam Bhai
Secuirty? - Yes
I see something wrong seeing their getups.
Pakistan security guards will wear only civil dress and do you have any problem?
Let them go naked and why do I need? I will go if my 10 crores are given.
When all the hopes crossed over the forts of greed
Landed before the hungry demons in straight
When blood showed up in the angry eye
They are waiting in hideout with boiling blood
See, he is spread red carpet for us. It's all the value of this. Value of this!
Who is on the phone dude?
It is dad. I cut this to surprise directly with money
Super
Hello Bhai - Hello Bhai
Producer is young.
You just said two boys and who is this third man?
He is the man who wrote Secrets of Nation Bhai
Ex-Army Major - Ok
Yes sir, it is my solo card and no ghost writers
What?
That is!
He says not even ghosts know these national secrets except him alone Bhai
What! Ghosts?
I have seen you somewhere. Do you act in movies?
No way Sir. Actually make up does not set for me.
I used to once apply Ponds powder and now I gave up
I apply Vaseline in the winter and that too very rare.
Why did you stop? Go on! Say you use Itch Guard and Ring Guard also in allergies.
Yes, I forgot sir!
I apply castor oil for the hairs - Shut up!
What is Bhai asking and what are you saying? Waste fellow!
Here are the Secrets of nation Bhai.
If you give our money, we will leave - Yes
Is it enough to give the file and leave? We shall discuss, right?
Yes, what do these know Sir? They are kiddos.
They should have been into sitting anytime, right?
What is your opinion Sir? Did you like the first half or the second half?
What is this first half and second half?
Can you not be silent for some time? - Huh, what did I say guys?
He knows the subject and asked which portion he likes most and gets excited.
Oh, that? I still did not read. I just heard when your guys said that day.
Super sir,
okaying just by listening to the point we can understand what your vision is
Have you done any project before or this is the first?
Project! What is project?
Do you understand what you are speaking?
What projects would we have Bhai?
Bomb blasts and Hijacks! He asks have we done any.
Code language!
I think you don't completely know me. No project completes here without my help
Oh, then you are a big financier.
Do you take 3 months interest in advance or take monthly?
What is all this interest?
Hey, what are you saying? Do you at least understand what you say?
What's there in this not to understand? - Hey, stop the nuisance
He is a non-sync master.
We may understand even Korean film without subtitles but not his talk
To copy Korean and Konkani is the habit of guys like you. Mine is all own talent
Idiot, I will kill you - Stop dude
If you open your mouth again, you are dead in my hands
What did I say?
Sorry Bhai, do not care about his words. Read if you want to.
What is this? This is in Telugu. - No! Can you not read Telugu?
If so, I would have written in Hindi, right?
Sir, if you have no problem we will read for you.
Bhai! What is the guarantee that that you read only what is in that?
Well done dude - Thank you Bhai
I know a bit to read Bhai. Shall I give it a try?
Yeah.
In between Bharat and Paakiii!
We can travel to Pakistan by the time you read it.
That is in between Bharat and Pakistan
Yes, the same Bhai. - That is the fore word.
Main matter will be in the 4th page and read that.
Open dies! Oh! When opened!
You already opened and read it
In India Pakistan bor! border! - Will this end today?
Ea! East! In the East side hills! - Ok, move dude
Hey, where are you going?
We'll go out and see morning show and matinee films. Call after he finishes this
Hey, you know who are you talking to? You are talking to Aslam Bhai.
So what? Shall I dance naked?
How long is the discussion? - Hey, stop him
Still, you give it back if it is so and we shall look for another party
Hey dude!
Hey, stop idiot - What'll you do if you don't give rascal?
What? - What will you do?
What? What?
Masood relax, cool!
Masood, these are our clients.
Will you behave the same even to these? Move! Leave it!
Sorry boss, no need of reading.
They do not look like cheaters.
Akhtar - Bhai
Scan those and send to Basha in Kashmir
They will take care of them. - Ok Bhai
Thank you Bhai - Fine
Shoib - Bhai
Go in and get the money - Ok Bhai
30 Crores - Ok Bhai
Keep 10 in each bag and bring dear - Uncle
It would be easy for us to count individually
When the greed has crossed the fort walls
Deers went in hope not knowing the real matter
With great anger!
Hungry animal is waiting eagerly
From Kasmir! Basha!
Yes!
Hey, stop them
The three deers are trapped directly
Claw raised will spill the raw and hot blood
When the blood showed up in the angry eyes
Blood thirsty animals are waiting secretly
These are the humans friends with the bullets
They do not care of life of others and easily end it
What happened, Bhai?
We sent the papers scanned to our guys in Kashmir, right?
I got a call from them. It seems there are none knowing Telugu with them.
Oh! Should we now go there and teach them the language and grammar?
If you need, we will make uncle rewrite again in Hindi
Oh great! Even a betterment comes if it is rewritten
No need! It seems our guys have some doubts regarding the tunnel
I wrote all that episode very clearly.
You will have to be right here till that is verified.
Is it enough to be here or should we do anything else?
What do you mean?
I mean, be here, cook, wash the clothes and iron after they dry?
I will not say all that to you people.
Go man - You!
Do we look like any idiots? We gave the file as we spoke and we are done
No chance that you say now to verify and stamp those
Come on guys, let us go
No!
When said with love, you feel I am crazy? My name is Aslam Bhai! The Tiger!
Understood?
You have to be right here till our doubts get cleared
Any doubts for anyone?
Akhtar - Bhai
Keep an eye on this fellow
If he irritates again! - I will inform you Bhai
No, shoot him directly
Hey, put the money inside.
Rascal!
No! - Who is the new deal, dear?
You should not give a reaction but an answer
Some old man and it seems came from village. He met with accident
All gather around and see but none cares. - All would not be so itchy like you
Shut your mouth - Move
Doctor!
How is the condition of patient, Doctor - Internal bleeding is heavy, dear.
We need up to two units of blood. Rare blood group and thus tough to get.
We're trying our best. You too try for it. - Sure Doctor
Is this Aslam guy, really a producer?
Their setup and getup are not like the film people
What exactly is happening here? I will not get sleep till I clear all these doubts
They eat with spoons in America, sticks in China and with hands in India
What are you eating with the guns bro? - It is so in Pakistan
Oh!
Do you keep them aside at least while sleeping or hang in the neck?
What for me about how you sleep? Please put the gun a bit aside
Egg is not like getting swallowed
They do not let eat the food too at peace. - Hey piles! Hey frustration!
What?
I was searching for you? Where did you go?
Say what - I have a few doubts, will you clear?
My back is itching, will you scratch? Go!
Hey, what is wrong dude?
I am in my tension and should I clear your doubts?
This is the last warning to you. If you mess with me again, you!
What else uncle, is aunty fine? - What is this sudden change dude?
Is the frustration of aunt down or not?
Why frustration uncle? Ask her to see me and learn
Say hello from me after you go home.
What is that look rascal? Nose will be gone from the face if I hit
What else uncle, is your dinner finished? They are giving biryani inside, go and eat
Hey, my doubt is! - Do not overact, you will get bashed up
His mind is completely gone
Why are no signals here? Why did she call for so many times?
Is there any problem? - Hey, I got to speak a bit with you dude
I too should talk with Adarshi, but no signals. What to do?
We will look into that later. I have few doubts, clear them dude
Ok, say what it is. - Atmosphere here is a bit wrong dude.
What do you mean?
Look there! Gun in hands of everyone!
What work do they have in the production office?
Does that Aslam guy look like a producer at all?
If there is some problem in the story,
he should discuss and get betterment. Will he open firing?
I feel it is correct that we take this script just to Dil Raju. What do you say?
Yes, I got it here - Huh, where is this fellow?
Hell... Hello Adarshi, can you hear?
Phone to girlfriend even in such a tension. Huh!
What, should I come now and give blood? I am in a very urgent work Adarshi
Work, how important is it Parthu? Is it more than life of a human?
Everyone has their problems here. What for you when someone has no blood?
Still, is he your relative?
What would've happened
if I too thought like you seeing facebook post about your father?
It's enough the man to be a human to help, he does not need to be a known person. Bye
Hey, get up
Hey, brother is calling. Get up...
Say we will come after an hour
Present Sir - Sit
Our people went to verify that tunnel. It seems they have doubts and you clarify
Hello Bhai - Hello
We are now in Phoonc sector, where do we go from here? North or South?
This idiot behind my life... - Hey, say
Ask him to keep the gun down Bhai, I will say. Otherwise I will not say
I really do not know Bhai, let me go. - Rascals, are you playing tricks?
You should ask teacher when doubts in the class and ask the student by your side?
That Major wrote those secrets of nation. Call him and ask Bhai
Go and get him - Ok
What, discussions? Give a pen and paper, I will note if there are any corrections.
Our people are in the location and have some doubts it seems, you clarify
Oh, have they gone so fast to see the location? So pre production has started
Talk to them - Ok
Who is he? Our director Sir? Hello
He is checking directions and going and is thus calling him Director Bhai
You are seeing the locations so urgently, did you plan any shooting?
Shooting buy, with the gun... - Oh...
You say the location first and we will then plan
Ok... What is your doubt Sir?
Where is that tunnel, say the correct location?
Yes, it will be in the sixth page. - What?
Hey, not in the file but he is asking where originally?
Hey, why would it be in real? Still, why do you need about that?
I should confirm in advance to go for shooting, right?
Hey, are you really the director?
If you shoot in the real location budget will shoot high.
The man investing will get ruined. - What to do then?
What else, we shoot in green mat.
Use the technology Sir. - What?
He says what, when said green mat.
What a producer is he? He will not ruin my story, right?
What are you saying, rascal? Are you gone mad?
Stop idiot, what is your nuisance?
I am observing from yesterday and you are doing too much.
What, will anybody fear seeing the gun?
I had seen better guns than this while at the border.
I shot and killed so many terrorists with my hands.
What are these security guys, they are just kiddos.
Uncle, control...
What control, will they not let me talk at all?
Uncle...
I am observing from when I came here.
Whatever I talk, all turn heads in pace, cameras zooming on to the faces...
You think I do not know? - Hey non-sync! Are you gone crazy?
Who is non-sync, you or I? Are you gone crazy or me? I should know now.
Uncle, come with me and I will explain. - Leave...
Come uncle... - Leave
Bhai, two minutes
Uncle, come and I will explain - I will shoot each guy here
I am a Military Major
Leave... - Say now uncle, what is your problem?
Huh! What is me saying?
You say, where did we come? Who are all these and what is happening here?
Ok, I will say clearly and you listen. What did you write?
Secrets of the nation - Which country?
Which country, it is secrets of my country - Yes, our country secrets
Who will need those? - What someone needing?
Not that uncle...
Now, say who is the enemy of a rat? - Cat
To Bahubali? - Bhalla Deva
To India? - Pakistan
Yes and thus we sold India secrets to Pakistan
What! Say again - Huh, who is the enemy of a rat?
Huh, say just the last one
We sold secrets of India you wrote for 30 Crores to Pakistan Terrorists
Pakistan Terrorists! - Yes
Than that Aslam guy? - Boss to Pakistan terrorists
Booosss!
Uncle! What happened uncle? Uncle!
What happened uncle? - What happens catching electricity wire?
What happened to him? - It gives a shock
The same happened.
What did you just say about Terrorists, idiot?
Did I? I may have. I got a shock, right? - What happened?
No idea Bhai, he is speaking strange
People are waiting there in video call - No more for today, enough Bhai
My stomach is full.
They are not asking about food but conference
Move...
What is your date of birth? - Feb 28th 1988, why?
Oh no, are you still not 30? Poor fellow, I feel pity for you
Hey, what nonsense are you talking? - Hey, stop this nuisance
Akhtar - Bhai
Connect the call
Bhai, he is not well. Give some time and he will say
Ok, fine. Akhtar ask to start the vehicle, I have some work to go for
Idiot, if I hit you will get well
Akhtar Bhai...
Uncle, why are you talking strange? Is everything fine?
Catch one finger from these - Why?
Shut up and catch
Here
Ok, first that piles guy will die and we still have time
What uncle, are you gone mad getting 10 crores?
Who is mad, who?
Getting some papers,
without reading completely you sold them thinking secrets of nation
Dirty idiots watching nonsense videos on YouTube seeing just the headings
My wife was better. You brought me from the pan and pushed into the oven
Fatima...
So, are they not secrets of the nation? - My foot, my foot rascal!
That is a story named secrets of nation, a film story
Film story?
Oh, NRI producer? - Producer! What producer?
Mine is the solo card, no ghost writers
What dude, did you get big shock? You gave a bigger twist than from the story I wrote
You half brain idiots! - Oh, is yours any full brain?
How did you believe they would give 30 crores for your waste story?
I mean, market grew after Bahubali.
War backdrop and new concept, I thought they liked my story.
What shall we do now uncle? - Nothing more to do
How many bullets will be there in this? - Huh, look that mad idiot
Snake would anywhere come out from the nest and bite.
He is directly getting inside to get bitten.
Hey... - He is first, no doubt
Do not say any of this to him uncle.
He is gone half mad with the happiness to be getting 10 crores
No idea what happens when he knows the truth
I will not say but bring some white papers and pen. I will write a fresh story.
You know what is the title? Three fools!
Hey, Bhai went out and let us also sleep for an hour.
Ok, move
What is she calling now? What to say?
What, did dad meet with accident? - Hello, Parthu
Damn, has he lost entire blood? Serious condition?
Oh, about that old man? He is safe now. Someone came and gave blood
What is others coming and giving blood? Am I any dead?
I am starting Adarshi, I am there in one hour. Ok?
Bro, I urgently need vehicle - What happened, man?
My father met with accident, it seems. I should go and give blood.
Is it? Hey Lord, see to that nothing happens to his father.
Urgent bro, serious condition - Ok...
Hey Abdul, where are you? Hey Abdul, start the vehicle fast
What dude, is this drama all to meet your idiot lover?
Just shut up and come with me silently.
Hey Abdul - What Akhtar?
Where are you?
No time, come on fast. We have to go out. - I am coming bro, do not scream
Where did you die, come idiot - You go fast, nothing happens to father
Go, go... - You idiots, leaving me and going?
Come.. - Hey, why me? I will not come
AB negative blood, very rare group and need two units. Listen to me and move
Hey... Mine is not AB negative but O positive
Hey, mine is AB negative and I will come
Hey, who will give details to Kashmir guys if you go? You wait.
Hey, are you mad? Go fast. I will first kill you if anything happens to father
Sorry dude, bye
Hey, whatever tricks you play you will not get even a rupee from your share
Hey Abdul, start the vehicle fast. Go - You are in good time dude
Bye dude - Go
Your time is come close - Go...
Bye...
Bhai
Hey, where are you going? - That is...
It seems his dad met with accident and is going as he got a call for blood required
Are you gone mad? Move
Bhai, please understand. I need to urgently go.
Bhai, still is this any jail and are we any prisoners?
Please Bhai, I will give blood and come back. Promise!
Send him Bhai, we have no work with him. What uncle?
Rashid and Abdul, go with him.
If his dad is really there, bring back after he gives blood
Else, you both come back after killing him - Ok
Hey, move
You do not feel bad uncle, we shall share even his part.
Damn - Money
Yes Sir... - Say name of your father
A man met with road accident and is admitted yesterday.
In which room is that patient?
Say name of the patient - Name of the patient
What are you thinking, say
Adarshi... Thank you Adarshi, thank you so much
No idea what would have happened to dad, if you were not there
Listen to whatever I talk for some time. Please
What did you say? - What did I say?
Has someone else come and given blood to my dad already?
Thank God, I am so happy Adarshi.
Bro, my dad is already got operated. Come on, let us leave.
Where? - We came to give blood, right?
Someone else has already given bro. Our blood now will be back with us.
Come on, let us leave. - I have a work
I need to check whether it is your dad or not, inside.
Say, where is he? Room number
Up! Coma patient
Come in, he is my father
You have seen right, come on let us go.
No idea what happened, come on let us go and see
What will you see?
Some accident took place there and your idiot is giving a helping hand
Go back
Who is on the phone dude?
It is dad, I cut to directly go with money and surprise him
Uncle!
So many should not be in the room, please go out.
Bro, will you be outside please. I will talk and come.
Come fast - Ok
Parthu, uncle! - Father of Saleem
Uncle, do not remove - No problem dear
I saw him and will have the breath for some time
When did you come from Dubai dear?
I came recently on a VISA stamping work uncle. I will be leaving in two days
I did not come home as I had no time
Where is my son? - He is in Dubai, uncle
Parthu, what is happening here?
Adarshi, call Saleem and uncle will talk.
He will be in office at this time, uncle. No idea whether he lifts the call or not
Did you change that poster on the wall or is it the same still?
No need to change dear,
We'll believe whatever you say. We're the parents, right?
But when someone came and said your son is not in Dubai but is carrying bags in
Hyderabad like a labor, I felt sad dear.
I felt very bad.
Broker took the money and cheated uncle. That is why...
We are from villager and get cheated fast.
Either you in the hands of that broker or us in your hands
We are from villager and get cheated
After knowing that we will not get back the money,
we did not feeling like coming home back, uncle
You should have come dear.
What is there, your father works another hour more in the fields
Your mom will cook one more glass of rice.
But, they will not stop taking care of you, right?
There may be kids leaving their parents
but there are no parents who let go their kids unable to take care
How are mom and dad, uncle?
They have been remembering you always.
Any parents are the same when kids are away from them
But you do not remember mom till spices smell comes from neighboring home
You will not remember dad till your purse gets light
That is why, you will not have time even to call
This is not correct son, not correct
Sorry uncle, forgive us.
Son, give me a word - Say uncle
Do not say him that I met so with accident. He cannot bear this
Let him come as and when he comes back from Dubai
I will be waiting in the village. Take care of him, son. Take care
Take care of uncle
Your dad, brain tumor, face book post and all this is a lie, right?
Yes, it is a lie. But loving you is true.
After you got introduced. - Do not talk any more. I hate you.
Shall I call?
What? - Call! Shall I call?
Oh! I thought you said to shoot. - For that why do we need your permission?
Uncle, say fast and we will leave taking the money
We are now in Phoonc sector. Say where do we go now from here?
Say, say
Major Sir, say fast - Say sir, say
Say Sir, say fast - Say sir, say
Major Sir, say fast - No!
I will not say - What happened uncle?
I cannot say - Why?
Why? - I did not like this TV
What? - I have TV allergy.
My eyes get reddish watching for long and then go blind
Shall I get any cucumber slices, eyes will get cooled down
Yes, get them
Shut up! How long would we stay here, idiot? Have we come for any honey moon?
If you do not say now, not they but I will shoot you down.
Hey, point the gun down. Idiot, threatening the whole day
Bhai, work will not be done either looking seriously or ordering in slow motion
Leave him to me for 5 minutes and kill if I do not get all the details and say you
Not him but me
Hey, get up. You have been delaying from the time you came here
Not Tatkal but it is premium Tatkal for you, idiot
Hey, just answer only to what I ask. If you say anything else than that
I beg your feet, please say uncle. Seeing them I am pissing in pants
I should say you one thing even before that.
I need no matters, just answer only to what I ask. That is all
Hey, listen to me - Hey, stop all that
If you open your mouth again, I will shove cloth into your mouth
Say only about that tunnel. Understood? - Ok
Ok, I will say it and you write down
Yes! None listens unless I get frustrated. Idiots!
Say
From Poonch sector - From Poonch sector...
Going in the south direction - Ok, if we go
Indian soldiers are sitting sad there.
Indian soldiers are sitting sad there. Then?
Hero gets up from in between them - From them, hero
Why did hero come in between? - Even heroine comes in the next scene
Why not plan a great romantic song in between them?
It is the song after this, right? - Shut up, shut your mouth
What am I asking and what are you saying?
Is this any film story for hero, heroine and songs to be in this?
You and your non-sync
It is a film story, idiot. It is a film story
Is it? - Yes
That fellow went out as he knew that matter.
You were into parts not going when he called you
What is our situation, uncle? - Hey, Bhai is calling you
Yes, I said him all the matters. If you take him, he'll clearly explain. Take him
What to explain uncle? - You just over acted, right? Go
Bro, take him - Hey, move idiot
No uncle - Go dude
You are gone now
What are you seeing? Basha is online. Say him the details of that location.
Hi Basha Bhai, how are you? - I am fine, you say
No idea what to say. Yes, did you have food?
Yes, I ate and you say
What was the curry? - Hey, why do you care about what I ate?
Say the matter first. Understood? - Ok, I will say. One second
No idea what to say.
Basha bro, you cook curries...
...or bring them from curry point - Rascal!
Hey - Shut up!
Just say about the starting point of that secret tunnel
If not, rascal - I will say, I will
Where are you right now bro? - I am nearby the Poonch sector
Go 5 Km straight from there - Where? North or South?
That's your comfort, anything is ok for me - What?
North - Where after going to North?
A signal comes there and take right after it goes green
Signal! Hey idiot, why would signal be here?
Oh, not there? It was there before.
I mean, they would have removed as the traffic is gone low
A big palm tree comes on the left now, have a look
Hey, why would such trees be here?
Not there? Maybe they cut it off as traffic is gone high
Basha bro, say the government there not to cut the trees like that
as the pollution is increasing
Idiot, are you joking with me?
He is getting serious for everything and I will not say then. I will leave now
NO!
Sorry, it missed. I will not miss this time. Promise!
Bhai, leave me. That Major did not say it completely to me. I am saying the truth.
Bhai, I feel doubtful of these people...
...whether those secrets of nation are authentic or not.
Tomorrow, tell our people from the city and
send someone who can read Telugu tomorrow - Ok Bhai
Entire game would end tomorrow.
You went out and why did you come back again in search of death?
What dude, why did you come back again, knowing it all? Could you not run away?
Do not say him that I met with an accident dear. He cannot bear this.
Damn! Hey, I am hungry. Come on, let us go and eat
Yeah! We will win, we will definitely win
Yes... - Where are you going?
Food - Go
It is totally over,
and we will win for sure today. - Yes
Hey, what happened? - We laughed for your hilarious joke.
Joke, what is that?
You said India will lose with Pakistan, right? Good joke, see the match
Hey, are you gone mad? 6 wickets are down and they got to make 200 runs
How will India win, idiot?
India will win today, any bet?
What did you say rascal, you are betting with Bhai?
Bro, no - Rascal, I will kill you
No bro, please. Please leave - Rascal!
Say, what is the bet? - Uncle, why these all for us? Come on
Hey - Say, what is the bet Bhai?
Idiot, what bet? - Hey, shut up
You say Bhai. We will do whatever you say if India loses.
Will you do what we ask if Pakistan loses? - What idiot, are you gone mad?
We'll anyways die tomorrow. If India wins by luck, we shall ask to leave us
Say, is the deal ok? - Deal ok
What if you break the word afterwards? - Swear on God, no breaking the word
Yes!
Six! - Yes!
Highest score in one day cricket, one more
This time a longer one - Yes
All three of them... Chance of a run out and yes.
Damn! - Yeah...
That is gone up in the air and Sarfaraj takes the catch and Pakistan wins
Pakistan won it, we won
Wait, stop
What Major, why are you not laughing now?
You lost the bet, right? What will you do now?
I have pain in my leg, come and press my legs.
My clothes are very shabby, come and wash dude
I do not need all these. Just say hail to Pakistan
Enough
What are you thinking?
Say - Hail to Pakistan!
Hail to Pakistan! - Hail to Pakistan!
What Sir, should I say you in special? Say
What, is patriotism coming in between?
Where do you have patriotism who sold the nation?
Say
I think he never does anything unless paid Bhai
Say now
Say. You will die
Hail! Hail! Hail to India!
What did you say, idiot? - Hail to mother India! Vandematharam!
Vandematharam!
No! - Uncle
Uncle - What have you done? Are you gone mad?
Go, go and take out the bullet and give him the treatment
Why did you leave him, Bhai? Does he say hail to India before you?
You say and I will kill the idiot - No
Huh! Idiot is saved today.
What is this uncle, it was enough saying what they asked right?
How will he say, how will he?
We were idiots and said. But he is a patriot.
Added it is the body which once had the defense drink.
He has respect and devotion towards the country and thus will not say
His mood was good and saved. If not he would have
Killed, that is all. Country is important to him than his life.
He had defense drink and thus country is important. Is it uncle?
I am a fool and am asking, what is the greatness of this country?
They said India is a developing country when my grandpa was a kid
Generation changed so much now and is it still a developing country?
Damn, it is a shame. You do not understand one thing here.
Many people say India is a developing country and great nation, uncle
But many from those just say fearing to others but none say it from heart
There will be even none. Why should we say Hail to mother India?
What has this country done for us to say hail to India? Say
No works will be done without bribes. No jobs will be there without recommendations
Enough to have support from leaders and even those cheating move out like heroes
Thus all educated are leaving from the country
Leave others, even we wished to go and live in Dubai
We were cheated. Not any Pakistani or Dubai guy cheated but an Indian cheated
Our Indian cheated us. Thus no hail to mother India but damn mother India
Shut your mouth, you BA***RD.
What did you say rascal? - Hey
Did you get angry, idiot? You will get anger.
I said a filthy word and you will get angry.
If said to your mom, sister for what you did, you will get angry
You should get it, right?
For a few idiots taking bribes and cheating,
and you insult this nation is liking scolding
your mom and sister for what you did
We join in defense to save this country, leaving parents and family and
not caring about the cold and Sun.
It is not to drink like as you idiots think of
You just asked why we should hail to mother India, right?
Mother gives life and country lets us live.
India lets us live more free than many other countries
It is for that, you should hail to mother India.
Many left their lives for this freedom.
Breath you take today is what they left
It is the breath they let go. We should hail mother India for that.
Close your eyes, place the hand on the heart
and sing the national anthem and
you will know the greatness of this country
The greatness of this country! Jai Hind!
What you think is wrong. For you to understand, I just said a filthy word.
Please forgive me
But one thing. The guy not believing in God is said as atheist
I do not know what they say guy with no patriotism.
If possible, work hard and invent a word.
What is this Bhai, in the color of Indian flag?
You know the date tomorrow? 15th August! 15th August!
The day I have been waiting from long.
My dream will be fulfilled tomorrow. - I did not understand Bhai
Independence day celebrations take place tomorrow in Parade ground as usual
Politicians, Police, Celebrities
and mainly kids, the future of India!
School Kids will be there in thousands. I have thus planned bomb blast there
All the departments from the state move their specially designed vehicle around
the ground in the cultural activities happening there
One Government school kids will move around this bicycle
There is already a cell phone bomb fixed in this
One the kids get this to the center of ground
and when the fixed cell number is dialed, boom!
There would be heavy security check in the ground, right Bhai?
There is our man in the Police department and he will take the cycle inside
All we need to do is to take this near the ground safely
Ok Bhai, we will tale this tomorrow - No
Bring the packet
These will take.
Those three guys? - Yes
We have verification with those, right Bhai?
Those are duplicate for us to verify them. - What are you saying, Bhai?
Basha called when they were taking money.
You remember? - Yes
What I am saying is true Bhai. That is a film story. Do not leave them.
I would have killed them right that day.
But as they fooled us so daringly, I got a doubt that they maybe informers
and stopped them from not going out
Stopping them saying verification
and making Basha talk on video call is to know about what they are
But those three are idiots
That Major wrote the story, the other two did not read completely and felt that as
secrets of nations and tried to sell those to us
Not just cricket today but it is Pakistan winning even next over India
Three color Indian flag should turn into a single color. Into red!
It should get drenched in blood.
Hail to the great Lord! - Hail to the great Lord!
Sorry for what happened yesterday
Everyone will like their own country
It was my mistake asking to say hail to Pakistan
You can leave now
Forget about that verification, our people will take care
If there are any doubts, Masood will get in touch with you
Thank you Bhai
Ok Bhai, we will leave. Thank you
Is it to leave once I say to leave? Do you not need money?
There is one of our guy in the city. I'll say him and he will get that and give you.
Akhtar - Bhai
Bring that packet - Ok
Bhai
Today is your Independence day, right? A small gift from my side.
Dress! New dress!
Hail to the Lord! It is like India coming by walk.
I said my man about the man and that too in the parade grounds.
Give this cycle to him and take the money - Ok Bhai
Go!
Happy Independence day - Thank you Bhai
Vandematharam!
Hail to the great Lord! - Hail to the great Lord!
Vandematharam!
Vandematharam!
Cycle has reached. Hail to the great Lord - Hail to the great Lord!
Now, school students will exhibit the cultural activities
Next is the vehicle exhibition by the Government departments
Exhibition of tricolored bicycle, given for free to the Government school students
Give the phone
This number cannot be reached right now. Please try later
Huh, come on. Come on!
No!
15th August, Independence celebrations take place as usual
I have thus planned bomb blast there
Once the kids bring this cycle to the center of the ground,
when we dial to the cell number fixed in that, boom!
We shall do something uncle. The blast should not take place
Huh, you tried to sell the country itself and what will you guys do?
We will die, we will die for the country
Well said guys!
After few months
Next song you are going to listen is from Sri Krishna Tulabharam, composed by
Pendyala Nageswara Rao and the song is Bhale Manchi Chowka Beramu
A great cheap deal, time will never come back again.
Hurry up good people
Great cheap deal - Hi sister, how are you?
Everything is fine right? - Hi, why did you become fat?
Are you worrying about me? - Go to hell
We will share the location after going and you too come down
Hey, shut up dude.
Adarshi, please Adarshi! I am saying sorry, please talk
Forgive me too sister.
I am the reason that he cheated you - Yes
Please sister, please forgive - Please Adarshi
Auto... - Please
Like a mole on your feet, my sister - Leave me
Leave me crazy rascal - I'll repay my debt as brother, my sister
Cut! - Leave, idiot
He is not stopping his acting even after I said cut
Hey sister - Hey piles, stop it dude
Hey non-sync, why do you say cut when I was in a good flow?
Own acting? What did I say and what are you doing?
I said to say the dialogue holding the hand and you hold the leg and say?
It is on no way good, total thing one more - What, one more?
Get them do it and I will not do
Hey, this is our story and put you as it will be natural
Please do as I say dude.
You are a great director like Mike Tyson to do as you say
Mike Tyson is a director? - Huh, he knows nothing uncle
Mike Tyson is a pop singer dude. Idiot! - Huh, pop singer?
Baby, why are you silent? You too say something.
I am practicing dialogue. Don't disturb me - None is going down at all
Hello director, when will you do my scene? Time is up for my deals
This scene should finish, right? By then, go and sell goggles in the sets
Cameraman sir, what will you see in that? Wear this and see, day gets into night
It is just 500 rupees. Wow, super Sir. You just look like James cameraman
Get the trolley - Hey, take off that umbrella
What is the delay? Why are you into discussion? Call sheet time is up
This is the last shot, ready! Come on!
I believed you and am doing the film mortgaging the house.
I will break even that second leg if something goes wrong
Fatima, believe me. This will be a sensation.
Ready, clap in! - 69/9. Take 2!
Fatima Talkies, 3 fools!
Rock N Roll!
Come on enjoy guys!
When God blessed, fate came with love
It came closer
To clear the problems in the heart
To change the lives in a second
Waste lives have now changed into AC
Remove the shabby beard and give a classy look
Old scooter at a corner has changed to Harley Davidson
Not a cigarette pieces range, smoke the Hookah now
Seat in the car is changed!
Courier boy has become a King
To give life to life, we are the care of address
Build Million Dollar house
Snatch the Bullion market share
Like to fire the thousand wala
Write, the success is yours dude!
We should lay the road on the edges of sky
Champagne should flow in happiness
This day should be remembered for you
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