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Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess called Snowhite.

The Queen,her jelaous and nasty step-mother,

was afraid that Snowhite's beauty would shadow her own.

So she dressed the young princess in rags and made her

do all the dirty work at home.

Every day the vain queen consulted her magic mirror to find out

who the most beautiful lady in the kingdom was.

Oh wizard of the magic mirror,

rise from the shadows of your lonely cove!

Here l am, your majesty! l'm coming! Start your qestions!

So?

Tell me, mirror of my soul,

who is the most beautiful lady of them all?

What have l to say, my queen? You're more beautiful than ever!

And if l can speak clearly and with due respect

your a lovely cunt and l envy everyone who can slip into it!

lmpertinent fellow! Go away now!

Every one to his job!

Ah,yes!

Ah!

What's happening?

Give your queen an orgasm!

My little cunt wants to be licked

Come on! Lick me! Lick me!

Ah! Bring the stallions in!

Go!

Arse holes!

Oh, my! What a wonderful feeling!

Ah!

At your commands, your majesty!

Uh!

Come on! Get them ready!

Ah! How wonderful!

Ah! What pleasure! Ah!

Ah! Yes! l'm going crazy!

Ah! Yes! Go on!

l loved it! A royal screw!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Oh, your majesty!

l'm coming too!

You're really the best in the kingdom!

Yes, your majesty!

And also the biggest bitch in the kingdom,

l would say!

Mirror of my soul!

Who is the most beatiful lady of them all, today?

Here l am your majesty!

l'm here again!

Your prettier than a rose!

Prettier than the flowers on the trees!

You're sugar for the bees,

but beware your majesty!

ln the world today, dressed in rags,

there's a young maiden, in full bloom,

with a complexion as white as snow.

She'll be the most beautiful from now on,

even more beautiful than you!

That silly rag kid! Oh,no!

lt's unheard of! Get H. lvy over here !

Get that murderer here at once!

Hurry up, go on!

Bloody hell!

Here l am, my queen!

At your command!

l have a delicate task for you!

Your wish is my command!

You know princess Snowhite, don't you?

Sure, l know her!

l want you to take her into the woods,

and once there l want you to kill her. Ruthlessly !

You want me to kill her?

Absolutely!

Killing is your job, isn't it my dear H. lvy?

You'll receive a royal reward upon your return.

Bring me Snowhite's heart!

Go now!

Yes, your majesty! l'm going!

l'm off straight away! l'm going!

Oh look H.lvy! Little strawberries!

Look how nice this one is!

Yes! lt's a pretty little strawberry!

Oh! Here are some more!

Look H.lvy!

Yes, Yes! l see!

Look!

Oh, yes! Look! Look! There's not much to look about!

Here it is!

Oh!

Eh!

Uh!

See them?

Oh!

Look!

How sweet!

Uh,uh!

Uh! l'm tired!

D'you see how many?!

When we get back to the castle

l'll prepare them with lemon and sugar

and l'll let you taste them, H.lvy!

Oh, no! Uh!

Damn it!

Oh! H.lvy!

Oh, no! What do you want to do?

You don't want to kill me?! Have pity!

Uh!, bloody hell!

l can't kill you,

Snowhite! You know me! What a shame!

And l know you!

H.lvy, if you know him he won't kill you!

Oh, poor me!

Don't cry, Snowhite!

Forgive me, please!

l didn't want to. The queen ordered me to.

She told me to kill you ruthlessly.

The queen? Why?

l can't obey such a cruel order!

Go away, go away!

Oh!

Open, l beg you! Let me in!

ls there anybody here?

One two three four five six seven! Ah!

lt's all so tiny, in here!

Uh! What a mess!

And, what's this?

Ah!

One two three four five six seven!

Uh! Everything is really tiny in here.

How strange.

Who knows, maybe little kids live here.

Maybe orphans, because there's nothing in here for an adult.

Uh! Washing bowls!

One two three four five

six seven!

Don't you realize you've reached a marrying age, my son?!

What do you intend doing?

l don't know, father!

You're the king, aren't you?!

Sure l am!

You tell me then!

But can't you understand? lt's time you gave me a grandson!

And, to give me a grandson, you've got to get married!

Get married?

Well, you know, my son!? l'm starting to get a little on in age.

What have l got to look forward to? All l have, my kingdom,

my lands, the castle... who will l leave it all to?

You'll leave all you've got to me and l,

in turn, to my son. Don't worry, father!

Ah, good! Now all we must do is find you a bride.

Look who's up there!

That one there?

Are you joking, farther?!

Her?

You want me to marry her?!

Sure! She's a real smasher! lmagine what a great grandson!?

No, father! She's my cousin.

So what!? Cousin or not cousin!

She's...

Oh no ! Eh, eh!

Your good-hearted uncle left her land and castles all over the place.

Go on, do something about it! Go on! lt's an order!

l understand!

l've got to go!

All right! l'm going!

Take a load of that! Uh!

The same old story!

Hey, son! ls this foreplay going to go on forever?!

Have a little patience!

What patience!?

With a girl like that in your arms?!

You want me to go straight to the point?

Come on! Let's make him happy!

Come on, what are you waiting for!?

What a ball breaker!

Ah! Why don't you lick it?

Lick it?

Come on! Suck it cousin! Lick! Ah!

Uh! He's not doing anything! What a prick!

Eat me, come on!

Ah, yes! l love it!

You've got a great tongue!

There's no hope!

He'll be reciting poetry, instead of fucking!

Well, son of mine?!

Are you going to fuck her or not?

Uh!

You're a real prick!

What are you waiting for?!

Fuck her?

Uh!

Eh! What d'you think?

You think we're playing?

Yes! We're playing the best game in the world.

Fuck me, cousin! Fuck me!

Take a look at that!

lnstead of fucking her, he's playing games!

Gently, you're hurting me! Ah!

Ah! Yes! Ah!

You're hurting me!

Ah! Yes! Ah!

What an arse hole of a son!

Uh!

Ah! ?

lt's not her mouth you've got to fill, it's her cunt wants filling!

A little patience father!

You don't want me to get her pregnant the first time round?!

l'm not going to let you get me pregnant.

l like fucking, not having babies!

Heard?

Clear, isn't it?!

So, no grandson!

l'll marry you, but no children!

Eh, no, no,no!

You said no children?

No marriage!

No marriage?

Oh, no!

Yougsters! Where will we end?!

Oh! Look here

lt's all cleared up! The coffe cups! Flowers!

Maybe we've got squatters! What's up?

Maybe squatters have settled in!

The door! Yes! lt's open!

There must be someone in the bedroom!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh,oh!

Ah! How beautiful!

Really beautiful!

Enchanting!

A flower!

She's a rose!

She's an orchid!

She's a fig flower!

That's right!

Look boys!

What a nice little cunt!

a little shell!

A little bird!

A pastry!

A pretty jewel!

A robin's nest!

A lovely lollypop!

She's opening her eyes!

She's waking up!

She's waking up!

She's awake!

She's awake!

And what now?

She's getting up!

Uh?

Me too!

Me too!

Me too!

Me too!

Me too!

Me too! Yes!

Oh!

Little fairy!

Who are you?

Ehm!

l 'm Snowhite!

You're a young servant right?!

Well, really,

l'm a princess.

Princess?

You don't mean...

really?! A princess

princess?

And how come you're here?

Well,they wanted to kill me.

Who?

Who wanted to kill you?

We'll take care of them!

lt was my stepmother, she wanted me dead!

l'm an orphan.

You're an orphan?

And you don't have anyone?

An aunt an uncle?!

Not even a cousin, a distant cousin?

Not even a little dog?

Please! Let me stay here!

Eh? What is it to you?!

You want to stay here with us? But we're just poor little dwarfs.

What could we do if someone comes looking for you?

We'll break every bone in their bodies with our hammers!

Yes! l beg you!

No one will dare harm you, we're here!

We'll tear their ears off and all the hairs from their noses!

All of you listen! l say Snowhite must stay with us.

From now on we are her family. We will teach her the facts of life.

You're welcome, Snowhite!

Oh! Thank you! You're so kind!

l don't know if l'll ever be able to reward you for your kindness!

Ah, yes, yes!

Yes, yes!

Oh, yes, yes! You will!

Yes, yes! You'll see!

Yes, eh?!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!Yes!

ls that so?! Then l will!

Eh, eh! Yes!......

Ah, really?

Yes! Yes! l'm happy. Thank you! How sweet you are!

Here is Snowhite's heart my queen!

Ah!

This is more like it!

Ah! Now no one is more beautiful than l am! Right!

And, now,

You'll get your reward!

Thank you, your majesty!

And now, pay attention!

l will introduce you to the touch of the hole.

lt needs collaboration from your pussy, eh?

and this!

This?

Eh! Pull your skirt up!

My skirt?

And now, touch your little pussy with your little fingers!

Here? With my finger?

Tittilate your little clitoris! There!

Like this?

Ah! Good girl! Good girl!

Very good! Go on, carry on!

lt's getting wet right?!

Eh? And now, suck your finger!

lt's tasty, isn't it?!

Yes! Ah!

Keep on touching yourself!

Yes! Ah!

Yes! Like that! Go on! Good! Don't stop!...

lt's nice, isn't it Snowhite?!

Yes! Ah!

Don't stop!...

Yes! Like that! Go on! Go on!....

Right! Good girl! Stroke your pussy! Yes!

Go on! Go on!

Ah! Yes!

That's it! Go on! Carry on! Like that! You're good!

Oh! you're very good, you know?! Oh!

This little girl, needs a cock

And now on to lesson two!

Take a rampion, my dear Snowhite, and l'll show you what to do with it!

First you kiss it gently!

then you rub it on your pussy!

after you've caressed it in your hands. Understood?

ls that it?

Then you rub it up and down! Faster and faster!

Clear?

Oh! Ah!

Stroke it hard! And now, you try!

Try to use it! Go on try! You'll see you'll like it!

Go on my little girl! Rub it on your pussy!

Above all, remember, it needs a little kiss.

And then, to follow, a little lick of the toungue!

Good! That's right! Ahm!

You're absolutely great! And now, to the pussy!

A little lick and then to the pussy!

Yes!

Put it between your legs and send it up and down!

Up and down, up and down, up and down!

Yes! Ah! Good!

Put it there! Ah!

And now, take a look you've got to stick it inside!

Eh? Yes?

Come on! lnside! lnto your pussy!

Push it up with your hand! That's it!

Good!

Oh!

Good! Good little girl! Now stroke it gently on your pussy!

Right! Up and down!

Up and down! Up and down! Up and down!....

Up and down! Up and down! Up and down!

Come forward, my young maid!

Get him ready for me now!

Carry on!

Go on!

l want it straight and hard!

Uh!

Come on maiden! Swallow it!

Bite it! Get it ready for me!

Go on, eat it!

Turn it into an iron rod!

Come on! Come on!

GO! Go on! Go on! Go!

Come on! Lick her! Go on!

And now, my little Snowhite,

l'll lick your

pussy till the end!

l promise You'll go raving

all the way - ''Banzai!''

Come on! Stick it inside!

Yes, your majesty! lt's ready for you now!

Now my dear little one,

listen to me carefully

and l' ll turn you into a proper little lady

First of all,

let's establish the following:

Your tiny tits

will become

two lovely melons!

You might ask yourself

''how can that be?''

A little sucking of your lovely nipples

will blow your tits up like two melons!

ls that clear, dear?

Yes, yes! lt's clear!

Good girl!

You'll see them grow!

Your tits will be every girls'envy!

What tits to lick!

Do you want to know what else is necessary,

besides two nice tits?

A lovely pussy!

listen to the old staire!

D'you know what l'm going to teach you?

l'm going to teach you to play the clarinet.

One plays it with ones lips!

Eh?!

D'you know how to use your lips?

No!

Now l'll teach you!

What do you have to say?

Oh!

And now pull out your tongue!

Yes!

That's it!

And now try to move it around!

But now you must learn to use it on me!

First of all,

you've got to moisten your lips with your tongue.

Now, at this point

with your lips dampened,

you're ready

to play the instrument.

Clear?

Those

here!

Try!

Come on! Play the clarinet! Go on!

Go on! You've got to use your lips and move your tongue!

Try again, good girl!

Wait a moment!

There!

Good! Lick it! Oh!

You're already great with the clarinet in your mouth.

lf you continue this way, You'll have no rivals at play!

Yes!

And l'm sure that whenever a man will touch you,

you'll immediatly give him a royal blow.

You're fabulous!