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In the Spring of 2017 four financial guys from Oslo shared their stories with us.

This series is based on those meetings and others with similar professions.

-What is this? -Breakfast.

Which you made?

It looks great.

Can I take a rain check? I'm late for a meeting.

A little too much to digest.

I'm really looking forward to ...

What is it?

What do you think?

I'm pregnant.

We ...

We are pregnant.

It's amazing! Are you sure?

-I have three tests. Everyone is positive. -We have to celebrate that.

-Do you think so? -Of course! I book a table.

-Is it half past seven? -Tonight?

-Yes, tonight, of course. -Half eight is good.

See you at half past seven, then.

Adam, the new car has arrived.

They delivered it this morning and took the other.

Two good news.

Txt: dealerovski

-Hi. -Hey, Iselin!

Hello. So good to see you. I heard you met my mother the other day?

-Yes, completely random. - You were going to get another one?

We'll see. It's Richard who's bothering, but I think we're too old.

-Oh well. -I must go. Sara is in childcare.

-She probably misses her mom. - She probably does.

I get to train a little, me. That's what I'm doing here.

-Good to see you. -Likewise.

-Hi. Is it going well, or? -It goes well.

-Is anyone waiting for you? -Yes. Family.

It's good to get out.

- Could they not come? -They are home.

-Guys too? -They are with the mother of ...

Mother inlaw.

Is it better?

I do not know.

You need to rest, not think so much.

That's probably true.

Thank you, Kim.

Pim.

Pim.

Pim.

- You do not know anything more? -More then it's not mine?

Did you tell that then? That it can not be yours?

Are you crazy? I played along. I have to win time. We're going out to celebrate tonight.

Celebrate that she's pregnant. If she plays, I will play until I can win.

No, until I make her lose without having to admit anything.

The calculating, unfaithful, fake pussy!

-What is it that is so funny? -The irony of it, just.

Sorry, I'm not fully receptive now.

I can 't believe she was sitting there smiling!

-With the tests in a row as medals. -I understand, I understand, Adam!

I do not know what to say, I. Is it yours? No, it's not.

Maybe she's just bored. Maybe she feels alone?

Maybe it does not matter. A one night stand. Or test tubes?

It's just a matter of stopping by a sperm bank.

No, for hell! Two things: She's gonna make me bleed for this.

-And she should not get a penny. -You have an advantage, Adam.

She does not know that it can not be yours.

-Well, are you ready for tonight? -Absolutely.

Although the idea of marriage has taken a shot at the bow.

Hermine is pregnant.

That was my reaction too. So Adam needs encouragement tonight.

Going to dinner with Hermine. We're going out to celebrate.

It does not work, because Adam is going out to celebrate that she is pregnant.

-Explain it. -He runs reverse psychology.

Until he finds out how damn devilish he can be.

-I feel more like drinking with you. -Agreed.

-What did he want? -He should have a little party in the apartment.

-Before he gets married. -Of course he will.

Hello?

Hi

Is it going well?

I guess it does.

Good.

You can look at me.

Are you going to do it again?

Good.

-I do not quite know ... -I want to divorce.

-What did you say? -I want a divorce.

-I can not stand this anymore. -What?

This.

-Us. -OK ...

-Why? -For now I have had time to think.

Got it. But I asked why. I will not do it again. I was rushing!

-I'm not going to do it again. -I will not ...

Why, I ask?

I do not intend to go the rest of my life as the wife of the one who shot himself.

-True beauty. - Have you thought about it, or?

On your children, for example?

Should go around school like the children of the one who tried to take his life?

Selfish fuck!

Do not even try.

Do not try that self-pity shit there!

You did not love us enough to live a couple of weeks ago, so do not be lazy as now!

-Should I look in the camera? -Yes. A look up here.

-In camera? -It is nice.

The last thing there.

-Yes, yes, yes. - Does it hold up, or?

-We will continue as long as we have to. -No, we have what we need.

-Thank you. -Thank you. Dinner with his wife.

Brand new. Only one day old. Newer does not exist.

-Is it going well? -Yes. Perfect.

You ...

I feel like I've seen your back all night.

Is this a new tactic? Because it works. It is good.

Keep it up. But now you can turn around.

I'm getting married in a few weeks, so it's just ...

I'm not going to fuck anyone today, so you can safely turn around.

-Maybe I'm just overreacting. -Then you doubt what you yourself feel.

Your boyfriend gives you a minor role.

He wants to know where you are. He uses finance as a means.

He gives the impression that only he can fix what is wrong.

If you say you're overreacting enough times, -

- anything can become normal.

-No no no! -Max, it tastes the same.

- He does not want it that way. -How?

- Do I get Nintendo if I say so? -That you have.

-Not Switch. -Maybe Santa will come up with it.

- Santa Claus does not exist. -No no no no!

Say it, or Daddy's taking all your toys.

-No! No! No! -Now you just say it. Show mom.

Like that.

OK ...

Like that. Now I do not want more hassle.

Sorry I did not manage to pick you up. Have you been waiting a long time?

-40 minutes, maybe. - Really sorry.

-It tightened up at the end. -But now you're here.

- At least I'm hungry. -Me too.

Yes, you eat for two.

How did you manage to get a table here?

I said it was a very special occasion.

-You are very kind. -I like to take an Old Fashioned.

Just water for me, please.

Come ...

Stay tuned now, you guys.

-Jeppe? -Yes, I play golf.

-You, you ... What ... -Cant I play golf in my own home?

-Of course. - Do not be so strict, then.

-I'm going to turn out that light. - You do not hit it.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

-Nice. -Right?

I have never understood why they serve soup in such restaurants.

Or why someone orders it.

They say you can judge a kitchen by how it makes soup.

There is nothing to hide behind. It has to be completely honest in a way.

-Must be honest in a way? -That's what they say at least.

Very good soup. Do you want to taste?

In hell!

-I have to get a new one. -She takes ceviche instead.

Is it possible to have such a watch ?! See!

-I'm going to buy a new one. -I like it.

I never wore a watch until I got it from you.

-Like that. You're welcome. - It was fast. Thank you.

I can not do more.

-It was very good. -Right? I told you so.

Was it fun? I thought you were on my team.

You can be my mascot of happiness. You should get 10,000 kroner -

- if you lie down with the point in your mouth, then I can hit the light.

-Yeah ... -It's just fun! 10,000, my girl.

You lie down, I stuff the pointer in your mouth and hit the ball out.

It is fun! You get a little Wilhelm Tell exercise.

-I do not know who it is, I. - Do not you know who it is ?!

15,000, I say! Shut up! You get 15,000 if you lie down!

Is it 3000 you get to be here? 20,000 you should get.

20,000, and you're not going to fuck a fucking idiot the rest of the day!

Come on! Come on!

-You get 20,000, you fucking whore! -No.

I'm just kidding with you. Do you have kids? Do you have children? Yes?

Is that a difficult question? Do you have children?

-Yes. -Just.

Then do what you can for your child. Then you get 25,000.

Then you do not have to suck dick in a couple of weeks.

Lie down and you'll get 25,000! Come on! Come on!

You get 25,000! Like that.

Then you keep the ball completely calm. OK? Lie still!

Otherwise I'll hit your head! Cooperation is important. Are we ready?

One! Two!

Three!

Was it so much fun, this, then?

You thought this was so damn fun. Look here.

Just bring up the music again. It went well, that.

Did I mention I met Iselin in training today?

-No, Iselin ...? -She I went to class with.

She, like my mother, always goes out with the perfect family.

No, you did not say that.

It hit me afterwards -

- that she has always had to compete with me for everything possible.

Even growing up, my mother could say, "Now you have to learn this or that."

"Iselin has been able to do that for many months already."

And Iselin herself went to the gym teacher -

- and asked to run 60-meters towards me. She knew she was faster.

And we were friends. So I just ran and ran and ran.

Until I got a taste of blood in my mouth. Even though I knew I did not have kjangs.

Do you know why?

Because I wanted my mother to see that I was better than the masterpiece.

So my mother could say, "Good, Hermione. Now you were good."

Did she ever do that?

Never.

Why did you come up with that now?

I've never been good enough to anyone.

Before I met you. Not even for myself.

It was you who taught me.

That, and that if there is something you really, really want, -

- one should never give up.

What's wrong with Dad?

-What's wrong with Dad? -Nothing.

I just sit and think. Have so much to think about.

Pim!

Can you take Emil to bed?

Can I get a hug, then? On that side.

Good night then.

This does not work.

You are sick.

It's like having a disease going around the house.

I hate it.

Can I have a vodka without ice? And the bill, thank you.

-You have hardly eaten anything. -No, I was not hungry.

-It was very good food at least. Thanks. -My pleasure.

What are you thinking? Are you going to keep it?

What?

I'm kidding, Hermione.

But what are you thinking? Home birth? Epidural?

-Cesarean? -I have not thought much about it yet.

Not thinking that much? You have not thought about anything else for several years!

-We will probably find out later. -Yes we do.

-Shall we go, then? -Yes absolutely.

-Shall we call for a car? -No, I'm driving.

-Is that so wise? -The car is outside. Of course I'm driving.

-I can drive. -Dont you trust me?

Adam, let me drive.

- Turn off, turn off! -Is it going well?

- That guy must not see me. - Shall I pick him up?

-Just not ... -Where?

He who stands by the car there.

You ...!

-I can not see him. -No it's fine. I'll take it.

You do not have to say anything about it. I'll take it with him.

-This is a Porsche. -Yes, so what?

You have to accelerate some more. You drive in 40!

We're in the middle of the city.

What are you doing?! Release!

Adam, are you insane ?!

What are you doing?! Have you become completely insane, or?

-What the hell is wrong with you ?! -It was a joke!

- You could have killed us both! -I would never hurt my child's mother.

-Yes, here you are in full swing? -How are you?

Good. A little bit happening. Just going to fire up, me.

-Cocain is there. The rest is at the bar. -Cool.

Good bye!

Do you see the nice lady waiting for me in the door frame there? She is off limit.

-Is she the one with the ear? -Yes.

Half is gone.

-Damn. -I'm just going to have a chat with Jeppe.

You hold the fort. It's just supplying oneself. Is it going well?

Why did I do that?

Because you could.

No.

Just because she laughed at me when I missed, -

- I wanted to humble her in front of everyone else.

Damn, what kind of guy am I?

You did nothing to her.

She has become 20,000 richer. She has probably been humiliated much worse than that.

That is probably part of the job description.

I have no idea who that guy is. That guy in there, I'm not going to be.

I'm not going to be that guy there.

It's rare you're the guy there, then.

Good bachelorette party at least. Congratulations on that.

As Adam says, it is important to have an anchor in life, otherwise it goes awry.