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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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I'm getting wet.
Really wet.
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My nipples are erect,
throbbing.
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I have his earlobe
between my teeth.
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Um...
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And now you, David.
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What are you doing
to Alice?
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I have one hand
on her bottom
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a-and, uh...
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I'm playing
with myself.
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On a scale of one to ten,
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what angle would you say
your erection was at this point?
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7.5?
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Although
erectile dysfunction, or ED,
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is primarily
of organic and vascular cause,
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psychological factors
play a role in most cases.
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ED has been shown to compromise
overall quality of life,
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and it's associated with depression,
anxiety, and loss of self-esteem.
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Treatments vary from oral agents
to entering urethral suppositories,
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and another more drastic option
is a penile implant.
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An incision is made where
the penis and the scrotum join.
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An opening into one of the
erection chambers is made
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and sutures are placed.
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A special inserter
is used
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to draw the cylinder out
of the shaft of the penis.
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A pocket is made
for the pump.
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The pump is placed
deep in the scrotum.
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Fuck.
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Do you think they're
moving out 'cause Joan's pregnant?
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Well, that's
the way things go.
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Marriage. Kid. Kaboom.
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The poor little thing.
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I was thinking,
if I lose my job,
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we should move on
a starter garden.
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But not like the hippies.
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For profit, like in LA.
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We rent a little cottage,
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and then you and me grow
carrots and leeks and potatoes.
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You know, I could probably
draw you a carrot,
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but I don't think
I could grow you one.
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I'm sure you could
grow me a carrot.
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Ooh.
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You're so tense.
Your neck's like a fist.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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- That good?
- Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Oh!
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My goodness.
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What's this?
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David Johnston...
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you have...
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a 7.5.
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Well, let's get
this thing
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into therapy.
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Whoo!
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Yes.
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Don't think or talk,
or it won't work. Okay?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Just relax.
You're doing just great.
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I'm getting really hot.
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Stop.
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You're not feeling dizzy,
are you?
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A little, yeah.
Kinda...
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Jesus.
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Promise
you won't be angry.
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It's not your fault,
baby.
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I crushed some special pills
into your ice cream.
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What?
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That's what
the blue bits were.
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- How many did you use?
- Just a couple.
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It's gone totally numb.
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Can't feel a thing.
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It was meant
to be romantic.
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Fuck.
It's like Robo-cock.
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Don't you want to
make love to me?
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No.
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I don't.
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I didn't mean that.
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Of course I want to
make love to you, but...
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I feel like I'm gonna
have a heart attack.
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I'm sorry.
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Welcome to
the Career Help Shop,
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part of the Department
for Employment.
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We're experiencing an unexpected
volume of calls today.
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Your call is in a queue
and will be answered shortly.
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Why not brush up on
your interview technique
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with our handy list of dos
and don'ts available online.
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Thank you for waiting.
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Career Help Shop.
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We're here to help you
help yourself.
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A person. Um, hi.
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I made a claim for unemployment
benefit eight weeks ago...
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Thank you for waiting. Alternatively,
you may wish to call back later.
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For God's sake.
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Oh! Yes! Yes! Oh! Yes!
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Hello. You're speaking
to Chantelle.
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Can I take your national
insurance number, please?
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Hello?
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Oh, God.
Um, yeah, hi, I...
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Fuck!
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Hello.
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- Ah. Dan. How are you doing?
- How's it all going?
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If you know anyone in the market for the CEO
of a bankrupt design company, I'm your man.
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Here it is.
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Fuckin' awards.
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Who's the girl?
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Alice.
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I did a big project for a
magazine she worked for and...
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we just kind of hit it off.
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That's good.
Moving on already.
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For you.
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- Hey, hey, hey!
- Daddy, Daddy, did you bring Tumshey?
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Yeah. Just let me get inside first.
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Ten to 6:00, David.
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Yeah, I know.
I got held up.
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I was...
I was held up.
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How's the job hunt
coming along?
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Good. Yeah.
The, uh, CVs are out.
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Search continues.
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How are your parents?
I sent them a check towards the mortgage.
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Look, just have her back
for 6:30.
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Don't let her go down the slide.
She'll only get filthy. Okay?
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Bye.
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- We're going out for dinner. Bye, darlin'.
- Bye.
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Bye.
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Shall we
go down the slide?
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Mummy says no slide.
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Well, Mummy's not here,
is she, eh?
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You little rascal!
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Come on.
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Let's go on the slide.
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As you know,
the redundancies reflect our sales.
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We're down 34 percent.
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About 14 percent worse
than most of our competitors.
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We need real-life,
cutting-edge human interest stories.
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Stories with a universal twist
that we can sell internationally.
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Without syndication,
this magazine will be pulled.
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First round of pitches
will be Monday morning.
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Hey, Daddy-o.
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You wouldn't believe
the shit today.
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You here?
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Okay. Give Daddy a kiss. Mwah.
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Say bye to Daddy.
Good girl.
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- Come on, then.
- Okay. In you go.
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- Come on, darling. Bye, Daddy.
- Bye, Daddy!
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- Bye-bye.
- I want Daddy! I want Daddy!
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- Bye, Daddy! You'll see Daddy soon, darling.
- I want my dad!
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Amy?
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Let's get ready for dinner. Do you
want to wear your new dress, darling?
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Hey-ho, mi amor.
I'm home.
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What's up?
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Here was me thinking you'd been
sitting here for the last two months
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sending out your CV.
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What are you
talking about?
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"They're both
orally and anally bi."
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What does that even mean?
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I'm not really sure
how that happened.
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- Look, I was bored and one thing led to another...
- I'm boring?
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- I didn't say that.
- Or ugly? Or fucking what?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Why are you laughing at me?
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I'm not.
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You could have at least
said something.
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I might have actually let you fuck total
strangers if it helped with "our problem."
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I don't want to fuck
total strangers.
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I was on hold to the job center.
It was something to do.
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I'm sorry.
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- Where are you going?
- To meet some normal people.
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Alice,
I didn't do anything.
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Do the washing up!
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Hey, Daddy-o.
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You sleeping?
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Yeah.
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You know, normal people
are so weird.
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Go to sleep, Alice.
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Mmm.
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You're so soft
and warm.
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Alice...
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I'm gonna
tell you a story...
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Mr. Diggler.
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It's story time.
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They were kissing.
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And she put her hand
on his knee,
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stroked his thigh.
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Want me to tell you?
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Okay.
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They started French-kissing.
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Joan and Tom
went into the bedroom
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and left us alone.
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Oh, you're getting hard,
Daddy-o.
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She put his hand
up her skirt.
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I tried to leave, but she told
me to stay where I was and watch.
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Huh?
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It's okay.
I'm just telling you what happened.
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She was right beside me,
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touching him.
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God, you're so hard,
Daddy-o.
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Yes.
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Okay, you're fine.
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I'm touching myself now.
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- You want a little bit more of my story?
- Yeah.
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It was scary,
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but exciting too.
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She started to suck his cock
in front of my face.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, God.
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You're inside me, my love.
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- I'm losing it.
- You're fine. Keep going.
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No. It's...
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I-It's no good.
Sorry.
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It's okay.
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Let's just sleep.
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They didn't actually do that
in front of you, did they?
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Tom threw up
in the bath,
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and I spent the next half hour
stacking the dishwasher.
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Good story though.
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We actually,
totally did it.
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Well...
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sort of.
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For, like, ten seconds.
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But it was amazing.
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I loved it.
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A total breakthrough.
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A revelation.
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A revolution.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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for one night only,
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I give you
a substantial tumescence.
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Anything else?
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Erectile dysfunction.
It's women's fault.
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- We do a long-running series...
- Anything stronger?
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There's been a six-percent
increase in male suicide...
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since the start of the recession.
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This is a lifestyle magazine,
not a socialist pamphlet.
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- What about sex?
- The agricultural minister's affair is everywhere.
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But no one has done
the mistress's side.
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Yeah?
Worth a try.
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What about swinging?
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Yeah,
like swingers' parties.
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There are 218,000
people on this site alone.
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Twenty percent are couples,
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60 percent
are single men,
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ten percent
are single women,
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and three percent
are transvestites.
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There are 48 sites like
this in the UK alone.
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We are in the grip of the
second sexual revolution.
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Stats are all very well,
but we need emotion.
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Why do they do it?
Is it some kind of therapy?
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Are they perverts,
or are they just like us?
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It needs to be based on
real interviews
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with real people.
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Can you do that?
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- Sure.
- Okay.
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Do it.
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Do you know
any swingers?
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"MBA."
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00:24:01,771 --> 00:24:04,170
Does he look like he's got
a business degree to you?
262
00:24:04,172 --> 00:24:06,137
Married, but available.
263
00:24:06,139 --> 00:24:10,374
No way! You have been doing your homework!
264
00:24:11,771 --> 00:24:14,905
Could you do it?
Could you share me with a guy like this?
265
00:24:16,172 --> 00:24:18,636
Wouldn't it make you
insane with jealousy,
266
00:24:18,638 --> 00:24:21,873
and angry,
and horny as hell?
267
00:24:23,006 --> 00:24:24,504
- Alice.
- Mm-hmm?
268
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:29,836
You know, I have
this sudden mad urge.
269
00:24:29,838 --> 00:24:31,203
Mm-hmm.
270
00:24:31,205 --> 00:24:33,705
For cheese on toast.
271
00:24:52,905 --> 00:24:54,505
No cheese.
272
00:24:56,839 --> 00:24:58,405
Thanks.
273
00:24:59,072 --> 00:25:00,772
Alice,
what are you doing?
274
00:25:01,873 --> 00:25:03,137
What does it look like?
275
00:25:03,139 --> 00:25:06,636
Let's see if we get
any replies.
276
00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:10,238
You're not... actually
going to post that?
277
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,970
- Mm-hmm.
- Alice!
278
00:25:11,972 --> 00:25:13,637
Yeah, it's done.
I'm sorry.
279
00:25:13,639 --> 00:25:15,837
Wettie Bettie.
280
00:25:18,771 --> 00:25:21,004
And Mr. Diggler.
A good couple.
281
00:25:27,771 --> 00:25:30,704
You're not going
to believe this.
282
00:25:30,706 --> 00:25:32,406
What?
283
00:25:38,039 --> 00:25:41,770
Steve and Shona,
busty and lusty swinging couple,
284
00:25:41,772 --> 00:25:43,036
seek same.
285
00:25:46,272 --> 00:25:50,405
They want to meet us.
Like, for real. In a bar.
286
00:25:54,206 --> 00:25:56,670
- You're not being serious, are you?
- Yes.
287
00:25:56,672 --> 00:25:58,504
Unless you absolutely
forbid me.
288
00:25:58,506 --> 00:26:01,204
Uh, okay.
I absolutely forbid you.
289
00:26:01,206 --> 00:26:05,270
Come on, David.
The fact is, I do this, or I lose my job.
290
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:08,739
And then we'll both be stuck at
home, wanking.
291
00:26:10,506 --> 00:26:12,537
Okay, we need a signal.
292
00:26:12,539 --> 00:26:15,506
Uh, "get the fuck outta here"?
293
00:26:18,105 --> 00:26:20,237
What about
"parking meter," or...
294
00:26:20,239 --> 00:26:22,271
"Banana"?
295
00:26:22,273 --> 00:26:23,940
- A bit obvious, maybe?
- Mmm.
296
00:26:25,905 --> 00:26:27,737
God, I'm shaking.
297
00:26:27,739 --> 00:26:29,937
They probably won't
turn up anyway.
298
00:26:29,939 --> 00:26:32,837
I bet she's really sexy
and flirts with you.
299
00:26:34,972 --> 00:26:37,504
- Ah.
- Oi.
300
00:26:37,506 --> 00:26:39,406
Okay.
This is it.
301
00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:57,739
Let's go.
302
00:27:04,739 --> 00:27:07,170
- So, are you two married?
- No. No, we're not.
303
00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:08,936
Hmm.
304
00:27:08,938 --> 00:27:12,037
- You are married?
- Yeah, we are married.
305
00:27:12,039 --> 00:27:13,303
I see.
306
00:27:13,305 --> 00:27:16,669
So, uh, what's your favorite
football team, mate?
307
00:27:16,671 --> 00:27:18,739
I'm not really
into football.
308
00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:24,504
You could say that
I started early.
309
00:27:24,506 --> 00:27:26,504
Yeah. David has
a little girl, you know.
310
00:27:26,506 --> 00:27:28,770
- She lives with her mother.
- Mmm.
311
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,703
- Do you like any sports?
- Not really into sports.
312
00:27:31,705 --> 00:27:33,804
You watch international games,
like...
313
00:27:33,806 --> 00:27:35,036
- Football?
- Yeah.
314
00:27:35,038 --> 00:27:37,036
Can I ask you something?
315
00:27:37,038 --> 00:27:38,669
Yeah.
Of course.
316
00:27:38,671 --> 00:27:41,037
Mmm.
317
00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:42,970
I see.
318
00:27:42,972 --> 00:27:46,170
Lads, we're just
gonna go and powder our noses.
319
00:27:46,172 --> 00:27:49,772
- Right.
- Why don't you get to know each other? Hmm?
320
00:27:54,538 --> 00:27:57,036
I just wanted to know,
321
00:27:57,038 --> 00:27:59,372
did he push you
into doing it?
322
00:28:01,039 --> 00:28:03,237
Not exactly, no.
323
00:28:03,239 --> 00:28:04,970
You see this?
324
00:28:04,972 --> 00:28:09,839
It's my third time round, and this time
I'm not gonna let a man fuck it up.
325
00:28:11,204 --> 00:28:12,569
They're all the same.
326
00:28:12,571 --> 00:28:15,837
As soon as you tie them down,
they start cheating on you.
327
00:28:15,839 --> 00:28:17,103
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
328
00:28:17,105 --> 00:28:18,837
They're all big weans,
really.
329
00:28:18,839 --> 00:28:20,104
"Wings"?
330
00:28:20,106 --> 00:28:22,670
- Weans. Children. Kids.
- Oh, yeah.
331
00:28:22,672 --> 00:28:24,970
- I don't... I don't play.
- No?
332
00:28:24,972 --> 00:28:26,572
Watch it. No.
333
00:28:28,239 --> 00:28:30,539
What do you do?
334
00:28:31,838 --> 00:28:35,270
Well, um, uh, nothing
at the moment, really.
335
00:28:35,272 --> 00:28:36,904
Right. Aye. Aye.
336
00:28:36,906 --> 00:28:38,506
I'm unemployed.
337
00:28:39,204 --> 00:28:40,703
Had a business.
338
00:28:40,705 --> 00:28:42,438
Aye, yeah?
339
00:28:45,038 --> 00:28:46,840
What's your favorite
Jet Li movie?
340
00:28:48,406 --> 00:28:52,071
And I thought, well, at least if
I could choose who he's shagging,
341
00:28:52,073 --> 00:28:54,770
I could pick
some decent ones.
342
00:28:54,772 --> 00:28:57,604
I let him think he's havin'
his cake and eatin' it.
343
00:28:57,606 --> 00:29:00,737
It's been five years now,
and we have never been happier.
344
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,970
- Hey, boys.
- Hi.
345
00:29:02,972 --> 00:29:04,505
Hi.
346
00:29:07,505 --> 00:29:10,504
Shall we put some money
in the parking meter?
347
00:29:10,506 --> 00:29:13,036
- That used to be our safety word, didn't it?
- Uh-huh.
348
00:29:16,772 --> 00:29:19,037
So, what's your...
your word now?
349
00:29:19,039 --> 00:29:21,506
- Babysitter.
- Mm-hmm. Babysitter.
350
00:29:22,772 --> 00:29:24,837
Are you not meant
to keep it a secret?
351
00:29:24,839 --> 00:29:28,703
So, uh, would you like to go and put
some money in your parking meter?
352
00:29:28,705 --> 00:29:30,739
And I could phone
the babysitter.
353
00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:35,840
Or maybe you could just come
back to ours and have a boogie.
354
00:29:49,905 --> 00:29:51,236
Right?
355
00:29:51,238 --> 00:29:54,939
Put the heatin' on. Wee drink, eh?
Warm ourselves up?
356
00:29:57,039 --> 00:30:00,270
Just watch your feet on those tools there.
He's awfully messy.
357
00:30:00,272 --> 00:30:01,971
What can I get you?
Something fizzy?
358
00:30:01,973 --> 00:30:04,803
- If you don't like that, I've got voddie, if you want.
- I'll have a vodka.
359
00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:07,871
- Vodka? Mm-hmm.
- Um, just some tap water for me, thanks.
360
00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:09,903
- Tap water?
- Yes.
361
00:30:09,905 --> 00:30:12,904
- Okay.
- Get some tunes on, eh?
362
00:30:12,906 --> 00:30:14,936
Davie, maybe you could
do that for me.
363
00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:18,004
And I'll go and give Stevie
a wee hand in the kitchen.
364
00:30:18,006 --> 00:30:19,236
Okay?
365
00:30:19,238 --> 00:30:21,904
There you go.
366
00:30:21,906 --> 00:30:24,639
David. Really?
367
00:30:27,672 --> 00:30:30,570
So... how far
are you gonna take this?
368
00:30:30,572 --> 00:30:32,537
Just pick
some different music.
369
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:35,836
This is gold.
370
00:30:35,838 --> 00:30:38,639
I'll get your drink.
371
00:30:57,171 --> 00:30:58,437
Oh, God, I'm gonna come.
372
00:30:58,439 --> 00:31:01,036
No, Stevie, not till
you've had a go with her first.
373
00:31:01,038 --> 00:31:03,036
Uh, no. Don't let us
interrupt you.
374
00:31:03,038 --> 00:31:06,871
Really. We're good just watching.
It's, uh, our first time.
375
00:31:06,873 --> 00:31:09,035
Oh, come on.
You're miles away from home.
376
00:31:09,037 --> 00:31:10,773
We've got all night.
377
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,839
Live a little, huh?
378
00:31:14,972 --> 00:31:17,136
Banana meter.
379
00:31:17,138 --> 00:31:19,971
Actually,
we just wanted to talk.
380
00:31:19,973 --> 00:31:21,837
More time-wasters, eh?
381
00:31:21,839 --> 00:31:24,269
- Get 'em out, Stevie.
- Get the fuck out now.
382
00:31:24,271 --> 00:31:26,504
Get out. Come on!
Get outta here!
383
00:31:35,706 --> 00:31:37,539
Come on.
384
00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:48,936
On the kitchen table.
385
00:31:48,938 --> 00:31:50,936
Right in front of us.
386
00:31:50,938 --> 00:31:52,769
I know.
387
00:31:52,771 --> 00:31:54,439
Kitty Crunchies.
388
00:32:00,137 --> 00:32:02,002
Hey.
389
00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:03,638
What?
390
00:32:16,937 --> 00:32:18,970
It was kinda...
shocking
391
00:32:18,972 --> 00:32:21,936
to see her over the table like
that, yeah?
392
00:32:21,938 --> 00:32:23,269
Oh, yes.
393
00:32:35,572 --> 00:32:38,638
Tell me a story.
394
00:32:41,638 --> 00:32:44,570
Wh-When he thrust
into her,
395
00:32:44,572 --> 00:32:46,970
- her breast fell out of her bra.
- Yes.
396
00:32:50,638 --> 00:32:52,939
- Her nipples were erect.
- Yes.
397
00:32:54,905 --> 00:32:56,870
Yes!
398
00:33:10,506 --> 00:33:12,939
Oh, David.
399
00:33:15,505 --> 00:33:17,103
I fucking adore you.
400
00:33:17,105 --> 00:33:18,639
I love you.
401
00:33:34,171 --> 00:33:38,772
I'm sorry, but as I've already
explained, the claim is not for you,
402
00:33:40,037 --> 00:33:42,035
but your household.
403
00:33:42,037 --> 00:33:44,203
So if your partner
is working,
404
00:33:44,205 --> 00:33:46,636
we have to assess
her earnings too.
405
00:33:46,638 --> 00:33:50,769
Until then,
your claim for benefits is declined.
406
00:33:50,771 --> 00:33:54,405
So if I lived on my own,
you'd give me benefits.
407
00:33:55,739 --> 00:33:58,836
Would you like our form
for your partner's earnings
408
00:33:58,838 --> 00:34:00,773
so we can reassess?
409
00:34:09,905 --> 00:34:11,770
Yes.
410
00:34:11,772 --> 00:34:13,070
Please.
411
00:34:13,072 --> 00:34:15,570
All right.
Thank you.
412
00:34:15,572 --> 00:34:18,636
"There's the room
through the looking glass
413
00:34:18,638 --> 00:34:21,537
that's just the same
as our drawing room,
414
00:34:21,539 --> 00:34:24,639
but everything
is the other way around.
415
00:34:25,705 --> 00:34:28,902
And in a moment,
Alice was through the glass
416
00:34:28,904 --> 00:34:32,539
and had jumped lightly down
into the looking glass room."
417
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,438
Sleepy time now.
418
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:43,739
- Dada.
- Yes, darling?
419
00:34:44,572 --> 00:34:46,639
Can you stay here?
420
00:34:47,905 --> 00:34:49,639
Okay.
421
00:34:55,739 --> 00:34:57,772
But just till
you fall asleep.
422
00:35:26,971 --> 00:35:28,639
- Hey.
- Hiya.
423
00:35:32,205 --> 00:35:34,802
- She went out like a light.
- Good.
424
00:35:34,804 --> 00:35:37,638
- Brushed her teeth all by herself.
- Wow.
425
00:35:39,737 --> 00:35:42,935
So, next Thursday,
same time?
426
00:35:42,937 --> 00:35:46,537
Actually, there's something
I'd like to talk to you about.
427
00:35:46,539 --> 00:35:48,669
- Right.
- Hey, don't worry about that.
428
00:35:48,671 --> 00:35:50,669
It's fine.
It's all right.
429
00:35:50,671 --> 00:35:53,003
I need you to have
a little look at this.
430
00:35:53,005 --> 00:35:56,936
Our signatures need to be
witnessed by a lawyer,
431
00:35:56,938 --> 00:35:58,639
and then it's all done.
432
00:36:00,705 --> 00:36:03,669
Okay, well...
I'll look over this.
433
00:36:03,671 --> 00:36:05,536
Then it's...
434
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:07,738
I've booked us in
for two weeks' time.
435
00:36:15,505 --> 00:36:17,768
I'd really like to
meet Alice sometime.
436
00:36:23,004 --> 00:36:24,835
- Hello?
- Hi.
437
00:36:24,837 --> 00:36:26,236
Uh... is that Marcia?
438
00:36:26,238 --> 00:36:28,202
Yes.
439
00:36:28,204 --> 00:36:31,902
It's, uh... Alice
from Swinging Paradise.
440
00:36:31,904 --> 00:36:34,036
You gave me your number.
441
00:36:38,972 --> 00:36:40,803
Great.
442
00:36:40,805 --> 00:36:42,736
Marcia. Hello.
443
00:36:42,738 --> 00:36:44,902
Hi. What a great accent.
Where are you from?
444
00:36:44,904 --> 00:36:46,202
Spain, originally.
445
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,236
But I'm always
on the move, you know.
446
00:36:48,238 --> 00:36:51,237
Never manage to stay
in one place for long.
447
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,969
But I like it here.
Scotland is great.
448
00:36:53,971 --> 00:36:56,736
- And you're in the West End too?
- Uh, yes.
449
00:36:56,738 --> 00:36:59,236
Uh, W-slash-E, I guess.
Yeah.
450
00:37:01,004 --> 00:37:04,503
You know, um...
we're quite new to all this though.
451
00:37:04,505 --> 00:37:05,970
It is quite tricky to...
452
00:37:05,972 --> 00:37:07,839
Hey, Daddy-o.
453
00:37:09,538 --> 00:37:11,405
Hey, I'm in here.
454
00:37:14,771 --> 00:37:16,736
Hey.
455
00:37:16,738 --> 00:37:19,739
It's so early.
What are you doing in bed?
456
00:37:23,738 --> 00:37:25,070
Is Amy okay?
457
00:37:25,072 --> 00:37:26,839
Yeah. She's great.
458
00:37:27,770 --> 00:37:29,070
How was your day?
459
00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:30,638
Good.
460
00:37:31,971 --> 00:37:33,703
Quite exciting,
actually.
461
00:37:33,705 --> 00:37:37,236
And you might find it
interesting as well.
462
00:37:37,238 --> 00:37:39,505
- Oh?
- Mm-hmm.
463
00:37:40,770 --> 00:37:42,372
What have you done?
464
00:37:44,171 --> 00:37:46,236
You know, I...
465
00:37:46,238 --> 00:37:48,569
I think that it's okay...
466
00:37:48,571 --> 00:37:52,938
I... It's okay
to be turned on by watching.
467
00:37:54,538 --> 00:37:57,169
If watching another couple
helps us to have sex,
468
00:37:57,171 --> 00:37:59,069
that's cool.
469
00:37:59,071 --> 00:38:01,036
Is this some kind
of test?
470
00:38:01,038 --> 00:38:02,638
No.
471
00:38:04,637 --> 00:38:05,905
I'm...
472
00:38:07,505 --> 00:38:09,503
I have to meet
another couple tomorrow,
473
00:38:09,505 --> 00:38:11,505
and I don't want to
go by myself.
474
00:40:07,271 --> 00:40:10,270
Marcia can tell you about the first
time we met up with another couple.
475
00:40:10,272 --> 00:40:12,736
Oh, my God.
It was impossible not to laugh.
476
00:40:12,738 --> 00:40:14,703
The guy
did a striptease.
477
00:40:14,705 --> 00:40:17,203
- Really?
- Yes. Yeah, really.
478
00:40:17,205 --> 00:40:19,438
Come on in.
I'll show you the house.
479
00:40:24,671 --> 00:40:25,969
Wow.
480
00:40:25,971 --> 00:40:27,738
- I love your paintings.
- Mmm.
481
00:40:28,771 --> 00:40:31,203
David went to...
to art school, you know.
482
00:40:31,205 --> 00:40:33,102
He's very talented.
483
00:40:33,104 --> 00:40:35,103
We try
to collect local work.
484
00:40:35,105 --> 00:40:37,003
Maybe we could see
some of yours.
485
00:40:37,005 --> 00:40:41,602
Oh, it was a long time ago,
and mostly graphics, really.
486
00:40:41,604 --> 00:40:43,736
Is he always this modest?
487
00:40:43,738 --> 00:40:45,971
Well, shall we
get some drinks?
488
00:40:47,037 --> 00:40:48,537
Sure.
489
00:40:49,837 --> 00:40:51,372
Here. This way.
490
00:40:58,505 --> 00:41:01,202
- Nice windows.
- Venetian.
491
00:41:01,204 --> 00:41:03,035
This used to be
a playroom.
492
00:41:03,037 --> 00:41:05,269
Horrible,
cartoony wallpaper,
493
00:41:05,271 --> 00:41:07,504
so we just
knocked through.
494
00:41:08,537 --> 00:41:10,703
We are not having children.
495
00:41:10,705 --> 00:41:13,738
- Little bit of absinthe.
- Thank you.
496
00:41:15,671 --> 00:41:17,036
- Sl�inte.
- Sl�inte.
497
00:41:17,038 --> 00:41:18,538
- Sl�inte.
- Cheers.
498
00:41:26,504 --> 00:41:28,736
So, do you wanna
see upstairs?
499
00:41:28,738 --> 00:41:30,070
We may as well.
500
00:41:30,072 --> 00:41:32,505
It's the nicest part
of the house.
501
00:41:55,504 --> 00:41:57,571
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
502
00:42:02,637 --> 00:42:04,838
Oh, my God.
503
00:42:34,138 --> 00:42:36,438
I'm gonna suck his cock.
504
00:42:38,071 --> 00:42:39,939
Do you want me to?
505
00:42:44,072 --> 00:42:45,939
Banana meter?
506
00:42:47,037 --> 00:42:48,537
Uh...
507
00:43:24,872 --> 00:43:26,739
Oh, it's so hard.
508
00:43:33,172 --> 00:43:35,404
Look at them watching us.
509
00:43:37,904 --> 00:43:39,839
I wanna see her tits.
510
00:44:19,904 --> 00:44:21,637
Kiss me.
511
00:44:24,037 --> 00:44:25,771
I think she means you.
512
00:44:32,505 --> 00:44:35,035
I'll do it
if you want me to.
513
00:44:35,037 --> 00:44:37,638
Or we could just watch.
514
00:44:43,905 --> 00:44:45,538
Do it.
515
00:44:53,770 --> 00:44:55,902
Are you sure?
516
00:44:55,904 --> 00:44:57,538
Yeah.
517
00:45:13,770 --> 00:45:15,638
I love you.
518
00:45:21,237 --> 00:45:22,771
Kiss me.
519
00:46:32,504 --> 00:46:34,838
I wanna fuck him.
520
00:46:38,904 --> 00:46:40,571
I'm gonna fuck him.
521
00:46:42,071 --> 00:46:43,738
Stop.
522
00:46:46,037 --> 00:46:47,637
I'm sorry.
523
00:46:50,704 --> 00:46:53,101
David.
524
00:46:53,103 --> 00:46:54,738
Just wait.
525
00:46:55,170 --> 00:46:56,838
Wait for me.
526
00:46:59,704 --> 00:47:00,603
Sorry.
527
00:47:00,605 --> 00:47:04,002
- I spoiled it for you.
- For me?
528
00:47:04,004 --> 00:47:07,638
This is for both of us.
Hey, don't walk away from me!
529
00:47:08,637 --> 00:47:11,636
Please, David.
Don't be jealous.
530
00:47:11,638 --> 00:47:13,503
Look.
531
00:47:13,505 --> 00:47:15,603
Why don't you go home.
532
00:47:15,605 --> 00:47:17,269
I just need to walk this off.
533
00:47:17,271 --> 00:47:19,839
I'll be right back.
534
00:47:48,872 --> 00:47:50,638
What can I say?
535
00:48:12,937 --> 00:48:15,371
Ah, he's so hard.
536
00:48:52,504 --> 00:48:54,838
You turned off
your phone.
537
00:48:56,605 --> 00:48:58,772
I've been worried sick.
538
00:49:00,970 --> 00:49:03,504
I don't wanna talk
about what happened tonight.
539
00:49:04,637 --> 00:49:06,001
Ever.
540
00:49:06,003 --> 00:49:07,638
Okay.
541
00:49:09,637 --> 00:49:11,836
I don't know why
you stay with me.
542
00:49:17,271 --> 00:49:19,372
I don't know either.
543
00:49:22,505 --> 00:49:24,669
I hate
this fucking country.
544
00:49:24,671 --> 00:49:28,638
It's cold and wet,
and everybody's fucking miserable.
545
00:49:30,171 --> 00:49:32,739
Why do you think
I stay here?
546
00:49:34,270 --> 00:49:35,838
I could just...
547
00:49:38,737 --> 00:49:41,504
get in a plane
and start again.
548
00:49:42,937 --> 00:49:45,705
It wouldn't be the first time.
You know that.
549
00:50:00,570 --> 00:50:02,771
I'm here
because of you.
550
00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:09,034
You are clever,
551
00:50:09,036 --> 00:50:12,069
talented, funny.
552
00:50:12,071 --> 00:50:13,971
You just need some time.
553
00:50:17,203 --> 00:50:19,835
I'm going nowhere,
so please, Daddy-o,
554
00:50:19,837 --> 00:50:21,705
don't push me away.
555
00:50:33,104 --> 00:50:35,437
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
556
00:50:44,504 --> 00:50:46,404
Let's go.
You're freezing.
557
00:50:50,670 --> 00:50:53,069
Thought you were gonna
interview a young couple.
558
00:50:53,071 --> 00:50:57,002
The key to the new, sexy, hip
Internet swinging scene.
559
00:50:57,004 --> 00:51:00,537
Well, I was following a
couple, but they pulled out.
560
00:51:04,238 --> 00:51:06,502
How about
an overview?
561
00:51:06,504 --> 00:51:08,768
The sexual politics
of swinging?
562
00:51:08,770 --> 00:51:11,502
- The alternative to marriage?
- No. That's dull.
563
00:51:11,504 --> 00:51:13,837
We need one face,
not a thousand.
564
00:51:17,538 --> 00:51:19,636
There is always...
565
00:51:19,638 --> 00:51:21,705
There's always
this woman.
566
00:51:23,036 --> 00:51:26,569
She's not exactly a sexy young
thing, is she?
567
00:51:26,571 --> 00:51:29,169
She's had sex with over
2,000 men and women.
568
00:51:29,171 --> 00:51:30,772
Good God.
569
00:51:32,170 --> 00:51:34,603
And she's agreed
to an interview?
570
00:51:34,605 --> 00:51:35,869
Yes.
571
00:51:35,871 --> 00:51:37,838
I'm meeting her later.
572
00:51:42,904 --> 00:51:44,638
Okay.
573
00:51:45,637 --> 00:51:47,503
Do you want
to keep it?
574
00:51:47,505 --> 00:51:49,738
I'll take this.
You don't like.
575
00:51:50,803 --> 00:51:53,236
Right.
576
00:51:53,238 --> 00:51:55,603
My father was a naval officer.
577
00:51:55,605 --> 00:51:57,435
My mom was a typical
military wife,
578
00:51:57,437 --> 00:51:59,767
following the big man around
the world with a child in tow.
579
00:51:59,769 --> 00:52:01,901
Why on earth would you
wanna know that?
580
00:52:01,903 --> 00:52:04,069
Eh...
581
00:52:04,071 --> 00:52:07,503
Oh, it's nice to have someone take
such an interest in me and my brain
582
00:52:07,505 --> 00:52:09,169
rather than just my body.
583
00:52:09,171 --> 00:52:13,569
Come on, David. You...
You have to admit she's fascinating.
584
00:52:13,571 --> 00:52:15,636
I mean, you should have
heard her on the phone.
585
00:52:15,638 --> 00:52:19,569
She's been a naturist,
a tantric couple's therapist,
586
00:52:19,571 --> 00:52:21,603
a bondage mistress.
587
00:52:21,605 --> 00:52:23,668
I mean... how many
women her age...
588
00:52:23,670 --> 00:52:25,504
She's a freak,
obviously.
589
00:52:26,836 --> 00:52:29,737
She might even be able to get
to the bottom of your problems.
590
00:52:32,637 --> 00:52:34,035
Sorry.
591
00:52:34,037 --> 00:52:35,838
Our problems.
592
00:52:38,104 --> 00:52:39,734
Okay.
593
00:52:39,736 --> 00:52:42,069
If you really
can't do it,
594
00:52:42,071 --> 00:52:43,902
I'll get Tony
to come.
595
00:52:43,904 --> 00:52:45,505
Who's Tony?
596
00:52:46,704 --> 00:52:51,035
Tony is 28,
597
00:52:51,037 --> 00:52:52,937
well-endowed.
598
00:52:54,803 --> 00:52:56,737
We work together.
599
00:53:10,036 --> 00:53:13,268
Wish I'd never clicked
on that feckin' website.
600
00:53:13,270 --> 00:53:14,870
Oh, come on.
601
00:53:25,737 --> 00:53:28,635
After you, monsieur.
602
00:53:28,637 --> 00:53:31,502
You have no idea how many fakes
there are on the scene these days,
603
00:53:31,504 --> 00:53:33,435
trying to get free pussy.
604
00:53:33,437 --> 00:53:37,701
The most tragic of all is when you arrange to
meet a couple and only one of 'em shows up.
605
00:53:37,703 --> 00:53:39,235
- The guy?
- Of course.
606
00:53:39,237 --> 00:53:40,735
- Mm-hmm.
- And he'll say something like,
607
00:53:40,737 --> 00:53:43,935
"Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
Simone..." Or whoever... "Has a cold.
608
00:53:43,937 --> 00:53:45,434
She couldn't make it.
609
00:53:45,436 --> 00:53:48,536
But why don't we have a threesome,
and she'll get you later?"
610
00:53:50,537 --> 00:53:53,235
- Men, huh?
- Oh, he's a rascal.
611
00:53:53,237 --> 00:53:56,802
You mean, things have changed?
612
00:53:56,804 --> 00:53:58,535
Oh, God, yes.
613
00:53:58,537 --> 00:54:00,569
Life is not
about freedom anymore.
614
00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:02,901
- It's about what you can get for free.
- Yeah.
615
00:54:02,903 --> 00:54:06,801
Back in California,
I was a polyandrist.
616
00:54:06,803 --> 00:54:09,869
There was Jago and Tom,
Sally and Yvette.
617
00:54:09,871 --> 00:54:12,768
Yvette was a transsexual
from Warhol's Factory.
618
00:54:12,770 --> 00:54:15,503
We lived together like one
big couple for three years.
619
00:54:15,505 --> 00:54:20,034
We had rotas for everything... gardening,
cooking, even bonking, of course.
620
00:54:20,036 --> 00:54:23,035
The men rarely
did the dishes though.
621
00:54:23,037 --> 00:54:28,634
We agreed to do this water-only diet
and have 30 tantric orgasms a day.
622
00:54:28,636 --> 00:54:31,034
- Wow.
- Give you terrible diarrhea.
623
00:54:31,036 --> 00:54:32,768
Some things never change.
624
00:54:35,769 --> 00:54:37,902
Oh, God.
625
00:54:37,904 --> 00:54:41,838
I could just tie him up and spank him.
626
00:54:43,971 --> 00:54:47,869
We hold weddings and ceilidhs
here throughout the year.
627
00:54:47,871 --> 00:54:49,970
Our night's
a little different though.
628
00:54:56,836 --> 00:54:58,704
Going up.
629
00:54:59,703 --> 00:55:02,268
So, is... is this
a swinging motel?
630
00:55:02,270 --> 00:55:04,536
Oh, no,
that would be illegal.
631
00:55:04,538 --> 00:55:06,634
We're vigilant of the
nosy parkers and frauds,
632
00:55:06,636 --> 00:55:08,634
but we're not doing anything
we're ashamed of.
633
00:55:08,636 --> 00:55:10,902
The hotel just happens to have
a lot of people, once a month,
634
00:55:10,904 --> 00:55:12,902
who like fucking
each other senseless.
635
00:55:12,904 --> 00:55:15,837
We take this whole floor for our parties.
636
00:55:17,636 --> 00:55:20,637
On soiree nights,
all the doors are open.
637
00:55:25,704 --> 00:55:28,505
I don't believe
in boundaries between people.
638
00:55:30,770 --> 00:55:33,405
Men, women.
Black, white. Young, old.
639
00:55:34,769 --> 00:55:37,902
Down at the end of the corridor
is where we have the black room.
640
00:55:37,904 --> 00:55:39,835
The black room?
641
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:43,668
It's an ancient ritual from
the Shawnee American Indians.
642
00:55:43,670 --> 00:55:48,571
Where the blind find their sight
and the ugly become beautiful.
643
00:55:49,970 --> 00:55:52,802
Someone once made love to my
armpit in there for half an hour.
644
00:55:52,804 --> 00:55:56,069
It was divine.
Let me show you my other favorite room.
645
00:55:56,071 --> 00:55:58,371
I call this
the bridal suite.
646
00:56:00,036 --> 00:56:02,734
Now, my dears,
don't be shy.
647
00:56:02,736 --> 00:56:05,934
I've seen hundreds of couples
with problems like yours.
648
00:56:05,936 --> 00:56:07,767
Come on, sit.
649
00:56:07,769 --> 00:56:09,371
David. Alice.
650
00:56:11,036 --> 00:56:12,835
Take my hand.
651
00:56:12,837 --> 00:56:14,534
- Right.
- Sit down.
652
00:56:14,536 --> 00:56:18,535
That's it.
Now, just fall back on the bed.
653
00:56:18,537 --> 00:56:20,901
Fall back on the bed.
654
00:56:20,903 --> 00:56:22,503
That's it.
655
00:56:23,903 --> 00:56:25,535
Breathe in.
656
00:56:25,537 --> 00:56:29,034
That's it.
Laughter's the key to everything.
657
00:56:29,036 --> 00:56:30,768
It really is.
658
00:56:30,770 --> 00:56:33,168
Look up at that couple
in the mirror.
659
00:56:33,170 --> 00:56:35,503
Breathe together,
in...
660
00:56:36,203 --> 00:56:37,904
and out.
661
00:56:38,903 --> 00:56:41,268
Breathe in.
662
00:56:41,270 --> 00:56:42,904
Breathe out.
663
00:56:44,037 --> 00:56:46,571
In and out.
664
00:56:47,704 --> 00:56:50,236
In and out.
665
00:56:50,238 --> 00:56:53,768
You've never seen yourselves
like this before.
666
00:56:53,770 --> 00:56:55,737
Still and beautiful.
667
00:56:56,736 --> 00:56:58,834
Breathe in.
668
00:56:58,836 --> 00:57:00,503
Breathe out.
669
00:57:01,104 --> 00:57:03,834
In and out.
670
00:57:03,836 --> 00:57:07,101
Let yourself melt
into each other.
671
00:57:07,103 --> 00:57:10,902
In and out.
672
00:57:18,136 --> 00:57:19,737
Bloody hell.
673
00:57:21,970 --> 00:57:23,268
That was...
674
00:57:23,270 --> 00:57:25,501
It's like I've been
in a car crash.
675
00:57:25,503 --> 00:57:27,637
My legs
are still trembling.
676
00:57:29,103 --> 00:57:31,870
I mean,
you were so orgasmic.
677
00:57:32,836 --> 00:57:34,637
I know.
678
00:57:36,537 --> 00:57:38,502
- I can't believe we...
- Screamed?
679
00:57:38,504 --> 00:57:39,568
- Yeah.
- So loud?
680
00:57:39,570 --> 00:57:41,571
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, me too.
681
00:57:44,904 --> 00:57:47,703
You know, it was like
losing my virginity,
682
00:57:48,770 --> 00:57:50,503
only good.
683
00:57:58,036 --> 00:57:59,837
Does it mean
we are...
684
00:58:01,036 --> 00:58:02,902
- Cured?
- I don't know.
685
00:58:02,904 --> 00:58:04,504
Does it?
686
00:58:05,937 --> 00:58:09,034
Listen,
I've been thinking.
687
00:58:09,036 --> 00:58:10,767
Mm-hmm?
688
00:58:10,769 --> 00:58:14,403
How would you like
to meet Amy tomorrow?
689
00:58:15,703 --> 00:58:17,737
We should have done it
ages ago.
690
00:58:24,737 --> 00:58:28,738
David Johnston, I would love
to meet your daughter.
691
00:58:34,704 --> 00:58:37,802
How will you introduce me?
Like, your girlfriend?
692
00:58:37,804 --> 00:58:39,767
Or your partner?
693
00:58:39,769 --> 00:58:42,902
- Partner's horrible.
- Yeah, don't worry about it.
694
00:58:42,904 --> 00:58:45,168
Just play it
as it comes.
695
00:58:45,170 --> 00:58:46,770
Okay.
696
00:58:51,238 --> 00:58:52,968
Okay, Alice.
697
00:58:52,970 --> 00:58:54,570
I'm off.
698
00:58:58,669 --> 00:59:00,770
Oh. Thanks.
699
00:59:03,769 --> 00:59:07,168
All right. So I'll see you
in the park around 3:00.
700
00:59:07,170 --> 00:59:09,601
- When I'm done.
- Okay.
701
00:59:09,603 --> 00:59:12,637
Don't be so nervous.
You'll be fine.
702
00:59:15,637 --> 00:59:16,904
Mmm!
703
00:59:20,504 --> 00:59:23,001
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
704
00:59:23,003 --> 00:59:24,637
Bye.
705
00:59:36,569 --> 00:59:39,201
Sign here, and here.
706
00:59:39,203 --> 00:59:40,837
Okay.
707
00:59:49,871 --> 00:59:52,068
They make it very simple,
don't they?
708
00:59:52,070 --> 00:59:55,134
It's a mere formality really.
709
00:59:55,136 --> 00:59:59,568
This is great. I'll get the certificates
mailed out to you right away.
710
00:59:59,570 --> 01:00:01,838
- Good luck to you both.
- Thank you.
711
01:00:02,770 --> 01:00:03,870
Thanks.
712
01:00:07,037 --> 01:00:08,904
So you're a free man.
713
01:00:10,504 --> 01:00:12,701
I'll pick Amy up
at the park about 4:00?
714
01:00:12,703 --> 01:00:14,768
Yeah. Good.
715
01:00:14,770 --> 01:00:16,835
I'm going to introduce her
to Alice today.
716
01:00:16,837 --> 01:00:20,503
That's good.
I'd like to meet her myself.
717
01:00:23,971 --> 01:00:25,868
Daddy!
718
01:00:25,870 --> 01:00:28,935
- Will you be able to eat that before we play football?
- Yeah.
719
01:00:28,937 --> 01:00:31,838
Now, hold my hand on the road.
Very, very busy.
720
01:00:34,504 --> 01:00:36,567
Hello, tiger.
721
01:00:36,569 --> 01:00:39,134
Where have you
been hiding?
722
01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:42,501
And who is
this gorgeous girl?
723
01:00:42,503 --> 01:00:44,767
- My name's Amy.
- Your name's Amy.
724
01:00:44,769 --> 01:00:47,102
Well, you are just a gorgeous
little munchkin, aren't you?
725
01:00:47,104 --> 01:00:49,869
Marcia, we really need to get a move on.
We're running late.
726
01:00:49,871 --> 01:00:51,635
Okay. Um, well...
727
01:00:51,637 --> 01:00:54,202
Well, say hi to Alice
for me.
728
01:00:54,204 --> 01:00:58,738
We'd, um, love to spend
more time with you guys.
729
01:00:59,736 --> 01:01:02,102
- Come on.
- Where are we going, Daddy?
730
01:01:02,104 --> 01:01:03,935
Shush. We're going
to the park.
731
01:01:03,937 --> 01:01:07,501
- Who was that lady?
- Just someone from work.
732
01:01:07,503 --> 01:01:09,635
But Mummy says
you don't have work.
733
01:01:09,637 --> 01:01:11,838
Mummy should mind
her own feckin' business.
734
01:01:12,971 --> 01:01:14,634
Look.
735
01:01:14,636 --> 01:01:16,634
We're gonna go to the park
and see Alice.
736
01:01:16,636 --> 01:01:18,501
You'll like that,
won't you?
737
01:01:18,503 --> 01:01:23,101
I was just popping in to get
a repeat prescription for the pill.
738
01:01:23,103 --> 01:01:29,002
And I also wanted to get the
sexual health check-up thing.
739
01:01:29,004 --> 01:01:31,235
Okay.
740
01:01:31,237 --> 01:01:35,069
So, I have some news
for you.
741
01:01:35,071 --> 01:01:37,635
Maybe you
were expecting this?
742
01:01:37,637 --> 01:01:39,234
Mmm. No.
743
01:01:39,236 --> 01:01:41,970
The results show
that you're pregnant.
744
01:01:46,769 --> 01:01:48,567
I doubt it.
745
01:01:48,569 --> 01:01:50,504
Your records show
some history.
746
01:01:51,704 --> 01:01:56,135
Yeah, I, um...
I had two abortions before.
747
01:01:56,137 --> 01:01:57,701
Um, yeah.
748
01:01:57,703 --> 01:02:01,167
Are you sure
there's no mistake?
749
01:02:01,169 --> 01:02:03,168
It's a lot to take in.
750
01:02:03,170 --> 01:02:05,904
I know these things
can be complicated.
751
01:02:28,971 --> 01:02:32,735
Oh, Daddy, Daddy!
752
01:02:32,737 --> 01:02:35,200
- It's okay. It's okay, darling.
- My knee! My knee!
753
01:02:35,202 --> 01:02:37,134
It's okay. It's okay, Amy.
754
01:02:37,136 --> 01:02:38,934
- Just put her down.
- Don't be scared.
755
01:02:38,936 --> 01:02:40,702
- Let me go!
- Just let her go.
756
01:02:40,704 --> 01:02:44,234
You okay? Everything okay?
You're fine, baby.
757
01:02:44,236 --> 01:02:46,602
Look, the nice lady
didn't mean to scare you.
758
01:02:46,604 --> 01:02:48,502
- Do you want to say hello to her?
- No.
759
01:02:48,504 --> 01:02:50,502
- No?
- Amy! Darling.
760
01:02:50,504 --> 01:02:52,201
- Mummy!
- Sweetheart, come to Mummy.
761
01:02:52,203 --> 01:02:54,168
Oh, what has Daddy done?
762
01:02:54,170 --> 01:02:56,738
What were you thinking?
763
01:02:57,569 --> 01:02:59,567
- Don't cry.
- Just wait here.
764
01:02:59,569 --> 01:03:01,634
Darling, it's okay.
It's okay.
765
01:03:01,636 --> 01:03:04,167
- Hannah!
- Calm down, Amy. Calm down.
766
01:03:04,169 --> 01:03:06,268
Hannah, she just slipped
over in some mud.
767
01:03:06,270 --> 01:03:07,968
She's covered in mud,
David.
768
01:03:07,970 --> 01:03:10,835
She is fine. It'll wash off.
Just put her down.
769
01:03:10,837 --> 01:03:13,069
- For goodness' sake.
- Put her down.
770
01:03:13,071 --> 01:03:14,735
It's just dirt.
It's fine.
771
01:03:14,737 --> 01:03:16,601
Here, let me take
your lolly, love.
772
01:03:16,603 --> 01:03:17,935
She didn't know
who Alice was.
773
01:03:17,937 --> 01:03:20,635
- Are you all right?
- Oh, well, that's Alice then. Okay.
774
01:03:20,637 --> 01:03:23,568
Look, David, there is
always something.
775
01:03:23,570 --> 01:03:25,702
That's why I don't like
leaving her with you.
776
01:03:25,704 --> 01:03:27,437
Kids fall over.
777
01:03:37,102 --> 01:03:38,737
Alice?
778
01:03:41,770 --> 01:03:44,100
Why didn't you wait
for me to introduce you?
779
01:03:44,102 --> 01:03:45,601
What?
780
01:03:45,603 --> 01:03:48,768
They teach them every day at
nursery not to talk to strangers.
781
01:03:48,770 --> 01:03:52,635
She's four. I mean,
how is she supposed to know who you are?
782
01:03:52,637 --> 01:03:55,768
Have you any idea how long
it's taken me to negotiate
783
01:03:55,770 --> 01:03:58,635
to even see her, unsupervised,
in a public place?
784
01:03:58,637 --> 01:04:02,504
- But, David, she fell over.
- I expected more from you, Alice.
785
01:04:06,136 --> 01:04:07,738
Sorry. I'm... I'm...
786
01:04:37,536 --> 01:04:38,937
Alice?
787
01:04:42,604 --> 01:04:44,868
You lied about your name.
788
01:04:44,870 --> 01:04:46,770
Most swingers do.
789
01:04:48,536 --> 01:04:50,768
You have an STD?
Ditto.
790
01:04:50,770 --> 01:04:52,568
No.
791
01:04:52,570 --> 01:04:54,738
Worse.
You're a journalist.
792
01:04:56,736 --> 01:04:59,436
I'll understand if you
don't want to talk to me.
793
01:05:01,003 --> 01:05:04,167
Actually, it's time I told my story.
I have cancer.
794
01:05:04,169 --> 01:05:06,067
Breasts and glands.
795
01:05:06,069 --> 01:05:09,167
If they cut it out,
there'll be nothing left of me.
796
01:05:09,169 --> 01:05:11,703
I intend to go out
with a bang. Fire away.
797
01:05:38,102 --> 01:05:40,570
You never wanted
to have kids?
798
01:05:44,804 --> 01:05:46,437
Well...
799
01:05:48,904 --> 01:05:51,902
You have to understand,
it was the beginning of women's lib.
800
01:05:51,904 --> 01:05:53,904
It was family planning.
801
01:05:56,637 --> 01:05:59,404
A lot of us did things
that, in hindsight...
802
01:06:00,203 --> 01:06:01,838
Abortion.
803
01:06:02,770 --> 01:06:04,404
Adoption.
804
01:06:05,504 --> 01:06:07,537
I gave my daughter away.
805
01:06:16,902 --> 01:06:20,636
My m... My mother told me I was
the biggest mistake she ever made.
806
01:06:21,604 --> 01:06:23,001
Oh, that's
a terrible thing to say.
807
01:06:23,003 --> 01:06:26,371
If I was your mother,
I'd be so proud of you.
808
01:06:29,803 --> 01:06:33,502
Alice, for a long time,
I was a lost soul.
809
01:06:33,504 --> 01:06:35,536
I didn't know
who I was.
810
01:06:37,837 --> 01:06:40,000
One night, I got out
of my head at a party.
811
01:06:40,002 --> 01:06:44,134
I went into a black room, and I let a
stranger fuck me until I disappeared.
812
01:06:44,136 --> 01:06:46,637
No names, no faces.
Just touch.
813
01:06:48,003 --> 01:06:50,602
Sometimes, when you're lost,
when you're totally lost,
814
01:06:50,604 --> 01:06:52,704
that's when
you find yourself.
815
01:07:02,804 --> 01:07:06,001
We'll black everyone's eyes out
and write their job titles on top.
816
01:07:06,003 --> 01:07:09,968
Plumber, IT consultant,
cleaning lady, accountant,
817
01:07:09,970 --> 01:07:12,501
with Dolly
front and center.
818
01:07:12,503 --> 01:07:14,667
Queen of the Swingers
kind of thing.
819
01:07:14,669 --> 01:07:17,267
The finale at the hotel will
be the icing on the cake.
820
01:07:17,269 --> 01:07:19,868
You just go in as a couple.
He'll snap all the pics.
821
01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:22,737
Orgies, uglies, buggery.
All the freaks.
822
01:07:26,670 --> 01:07:28,933
No.
823
01:07:28,935 --> 01:07:31,502
What do you mean, "no"?
824
01:07:31,504 --> 01:07:34,167
A lot of time and money's
already gone into this.
825
01:07:34,169 --> 01:07:36,770
We're pretty much
ready to print.
826
01:07:39,704 --> 01:07:42,901
If I'm going to do this,
I'll do it my way.
827
01:07:42,903 --> 01:07:44,503
By myself.
828
01:08:12,769 --> 01:08:14,370
Alice?
829
01:08:16,135 --> 01:08:18,370
Will you at least
talk to me?
830
01:08:23,169 --> 01:08:25,168
Where are you going now?
831
01:08:25,170 --> 01:08:27,504
I have to finish
my story.
832
01:08:36,169 --> 01:08:38,937
But you like stories,
don't you?
833
01:08:46,836 --> 01:08:49,201
What is it you want
from me, Alice?
834
01:08:49,203 --> 01:08:51,267
It's quite simple.
835
01:08:51,269 --> 01:08:56,535
Are we going to stay together and
grow old and all that shit, or not?
836
01:08:56,537 --> 01:08:59,201
'Cause if not, we're just
wasting each other's time.
837
01:08:59,203 --> 01:09:03,737
Alice, I just want you.
Just... you and me.
838
01:09:05,269 --> 01:09:07,703
And we'll see
how it goes, okay?
839
01:09:15,269 --> 01:09:17,503
Just let me fucking go.
840
01:09:23,702 --> 01:09:25,970
What, so you're
just gonna walk out?
841
01:10:09,135 --> 01:10:10,837
Okay, turn around.
842
01:10:30,635 --> 01:10:33,201
Oh, darling. Good to see you.
843
01:10:33,203 --> 01:10:34,933
And you.
844
01:10:34,935 --> 01:10:37,134
You look great.
Have fun.
845
01:10:37,136 --> 01:10:39,000
Hi.
846
01:10:58,768 --> 01:11:00,404
Hi.
847
01:11:01,702 --> 01:11:03,968
Hi. I might be
on the list.
848
01:11:03,970 --> 01:11:06,235
- What's your name?
- Alice Lopez.
849
01:11:06,237 --> 01:11:08,504
L-O-P-E-zed.
850
01:11:10,768 --> 01:11:12,370
Just one?
851
01:12:00,135 --> 01:12:02,633
You're a bad boy.
852
01:12:02,635 --> 01:12:05,867
I told you.
You've been bad.
853
01:12:05,869 --> 01:12:07,268
What do you say?
854
01:12:07,270 --> 01:12:09,536
What do you say?
855
01:13:31,169 --> 01:13:33,403
You know what
this room is?
856
01:13:35,169 --> 01:13:36,836
You need
to take them off.
857
01:13:38,135 --> 01:13:40,404
Including the heels.
858
01:13:42,036 --> 01:13:43,937
You can change in there.
859
01:14:43,136 --> 01:14:46,403
Hi, this is Alice.
Please leave a message after...
860
01:14:55,869 --> 01:14:57,801
Sorry there's no tip.
861
01:14:57,803 --> 01:15:00,167
Sorry. Excuse me.
862
01:15:00,169 --> 01:15:02,168
Sorry, mate.
Private function.
863
01:15:02,170 --> 01:15:05,666
Dolly! Dolly, hi.
It's me.
864
01:15:05,668 --> 01:15:07,501
David.
865
01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:08,768
It's okay.
This one's with me.
866
01:15:08,770 --> 01:15:11,766
- How wonderful to see you.
- I'm looking for Alice.
867
01:15:11,768 --> 01:15:14,234
I haven't seen her, darling.
Why don't you go and explore?
868
01:15:14,236 --> 01:15:15,937
Great. Thank you.
869
01:15:17,535 --> 01:15:19,500
- Hi.
- Lady Munter, you look fabulous.
870
01:15:19,502 --> 01:15:21,501
- Mwah.
- Come on in. Everybody, come in.
871
01:15:21,503 --> 01:15:23,570
Don't stand out
in the cold.
872
01:15:33,502 --> 01:15:35,903
Oh, fuck off.
No boys!
873
01:15:37,970 --> 01:15:39,770
Hello, sailor.
874
01:15:40,535 --> 01:15:42,900
Bitch.
875
01:15:55,502 --> 01:15:57,567
I'm looking
for my partner.
876
01:15:57,569 --> 01:16:00,702
Um, she's about so high.
Got a ponytail.
877
01:16:02,102 --> 01:16:04,534
- Name's Alice.
- No names in there, mate.
878
01:16:04,536 --> 01:16:06,267
Nothing to see.
879
01:16:06,269 --> 01:16:08,536
You can get changed
in there.
880
01:16:14,969 --> 01:16:17,168
Excuse me.
I said you could change in there.
881
01:16:17,170 --> 01:16:18,937
I'm sorry.
I'm in a rush.
882
01:16:21,836 --> 01:16:23,737
Socks as well, please.
883
01:16:34,236 --> 01:16:36,034
Suck his balls.
884
01:16:38,035 --> 01:16:40,700
Alice, are you in here?
885
01:16:40,702 --> 01:16:42,901
- Shh.
- Yeah.
886
01:16:42,903 --> 01:16:44,601
Alice!
887
01:16:44,603 --> 01:16:46,766
Let me in.
I want to suck 'em too.
888
01:16:46,768 --> 01:16:48,767
Just watch where you're
going, would you?
889
01:16:48,769 --> 01:16:50,900
Yeah, I will.
I will, I will, I will.
890
01:16:50,902 --> 01:16:53,201
Alice, talk to me, please.
891
01:16:53,203 --> 01:16:55,133
Come here.
I'll be your Alice.
892
01:16:55,135 --> 01:16:58,370
Please,
just stop touching me.
893
01:16:59,170 --> 01:17:01,500
Alice!
894
01:17:01,502 --> 01:17:04,600
Please, baby.
895
01:17:04,602 --> 01:17:07,266
Hard. Harder.
896
01:20:01,503 --> 01:20:03,767
Turn the lights on!
897
01:20:03,769 --> 01:20:06,702
- Turn the lights on!
- For fuck's sake, mate.
898
01:20:08,069 --> 01:20:11,067
Banana meter.
Banana meter, Alice!
899
01:20:11,069 --> 01:20:13,601
That's enough!
Out you go.
900
01:20:13,603 --> 01:20:16,800
Turn off the fucking light!
901
01:20:16,802 --> 01:20:18,502
Right, you... out.
902
01:20:19,835 --> 01:20:21,233
David.
903
01:20:21,235 --> 01:20:22,700
What'd you stop for?
904
01:20:22,702 --> 01:20:25,033
- Jesus, where have you been?
- I thought you were someone else.
905
01:20:25,035 --> 01:20:26,902
What are you doing in there?
906
01:20:28,102 --> 01:20:32,167
- I'm looking for you!
- Listen, can you just fuck off?
907
01:20:32,169 --> 01:20:34,901
Just get out of there,
will you?
908
01:20:34,903 --> 01:20:36,767
Come on,
let's just go to the sauna.
909
01:20:36,769 --> 01:20:39,600
Right, get out now,
or I'm calling the bouncers.
910
01:20:39,602 --> 01:20:40,869
Alice.
911
01:20:42,102 --> 01:20:43,737
Alice.
912
01:20:44,935 --> 01:20:47,667
Please, please. Come on.
Let's go in here.
913
01:20:47,669 --> 01:20:49,733
- Come here.
- David. Hey!
914
01:20:59,236 --> 01:21:01,837
I'm not gonna let you
run away again, Alice.
915
01:21:03,202 --> 01:21:06,837
If you wanna start again,
you're gonna have to do it with me.
916
01:21:07,903 --> 01:21:10,200
Just me and you and Amy.
917
01:21:10,202 --> 01:21:13,199
And we're gonna
be just fine.
918
01:21:13,201 --> 01:21:15,032
I love you, Alice.
919
01:21:15,034 --> 01:21:16,937
I'm pregnant, David.
920
01:21:40,936 --> 01:21:42,770
Jesus Christ, Alice.
921
01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:49,837
I want to keep this baby.
922
01:21:51,903 --> 01:21:53,503
Alice.
923
01:21:58,035 --> 01:22:00,370
Of course
we'll keep it, Alice.
924
01:22:04,502 --> 01:22:07,033
What about work and money?
925
01:22:07,035 --> 01:22:08,770
I don't know.
926
01:22:10,669 --> 01:22:13,770
We could move to the countryside
and grow some carrots.
927
01:22:34,669 --> 01:22:36,837
- Aren't you scared?
- Shitless.
928
01:22:43,636 --> 01:22:46,403
But you're going
to be a mummy, Alice.
929
01:23:05,035 --> 01:23:06,936
Look at us, Daddy-o.
930
01:23:29,168 --> 01:23:30,767
Wettie Bettie.
931
01:23:30,769 --> 01:23:33,770
�Perro malo!
932
01:24:02,046 --> 01:24:03,966
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