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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,768 --> 00:00:02,603 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC] 2 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:08,076 * 3 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:53,614 [PHONE RINGING] 4 00:01:58,186 --> 00:01:59,253 SHERRIFF LANGSTON. 5 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:01,522 HI DADDY, IT'S KARA. 6 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,157 HI PUMPKIN. 7 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:05,559 YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME THAT IN A LONG TIME. 8 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,528 I REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO CALL ME THAT. 9 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:10,798 WELL IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A LONG TIME TO ME. 10 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:14,302 DADDY, CAN YOU COME OVER FOR CHRISTMAS? 11 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,237 I WISH I COULD SWEETHEART. 12 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:17,738 BUT YOUR MOM AND ME... 13 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:18,739 (DIANE) KARA! 14 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:20,341 I HEAR YOU ON THE PHONE IN THERE! 15 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:21,309 GO TO SLEEP. 16 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:24,845 (KARA) SHE'S DRIVING ME INSANE! 17 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:27,415 HONEY, YOUR MOM, SHE LOVES YOU OKAY? 18 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,883 SHE'S GOT A VERY, VERY DIFFICULT JOB TO DO, AND NOT 19 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,752 EVERYTHING WAS HER FAULT. 20 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,754 I DID A LOT OF THINGS WRONG TOO, OKAY? 21 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:37,525 BUT JUST REMEMBER THAT SHE DOES LOVE YOU. 22 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:40,361 CAN I CALL YOU TOMORROW? 23 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,463 I WOULD LIKE THAT. 24 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,565 GOOD NIGHT DAD. 25 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,834 GOOD NIGHT SWEETHEART. 26 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,527 WHY HELLO, KARA. 27 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,796 WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU HERE IN A LONG TIME. 28 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,931 WHERE AM I? 29 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:20,401 WHY, THE NORTH POLE OF COURSE. 30 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:22,670 SANTA'S HOUSE. 31 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,839 BUT WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 32 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:31,345 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE? 33 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:33,447 I THINK I'M DREAMING. 34 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:34,915 YOU ARE. 35 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,951 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN DREAMS AREN'T REAL. 36 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:41,389 HEY, WANT TO TALK TO SANTA? 37 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:43,324 I DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA ANYMORE. 38 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:45,459 I'M TOO OLD. 39 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,628 THIS IS YOUR DREAM. 40 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,736 HELLO KARA. 41 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:58,639 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHY YOU'RE HERE. 42 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,741 [WHISPERING] 43 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,009 OH. 44 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,445 OH, THAT IS A TALL ORDER. 45 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,514 AND SO CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS. 46 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,949 OH, I'M VERY BUSY ALREADY. 47 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,318 SO YOU CAN'T DO IT? 48 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:11,585 OH, NO. 49 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:13,854 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 50 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,924 I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 51 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,285 [POLICE SIREN WAILS] 52 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:48,956 HELLO SHAUN. 53 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:52,059 NOT THINKING ABOUT RUNNING, ARE YOU? 54 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,562 NO SIR. 55 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:57,465 I IMAGINE THAT'S YOU UNDER THAT MASK, ISN'T IT EVAN? 56 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,700 YES SIR. 57 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:03,537 WELL BOYS, I GUESS WE'D BETTER HEAD ON DOWN TOWN, HAVE A 58 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:06,039 LITTLE TALK WITH THE SHERIFF. 59 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:25,759 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU PICKED ME TO STAY HERE. 60 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:29,363 OR HOW MUCH LONGER YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME STAY. 61 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:42,643 BUT I KNOW YOU'RE TAKING GOOD CARE OF MY EMMA. 62 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,912 AND I DID SOME FOOLISH THINGS WHEN I WAS YOUNG. 63 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:51,452 EVEN SOME BAD THINGS, AND I AM SORRY FOR IT. 64 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:54,922 BUT I JUST HOPE I'VE DONE ENOUGH GOOD SO THAT I CAN SEE 65 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:59,092 HER AGAIN. 66 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:02,630 SO, IF I'VE GOT A MONTH OR TWO, OR EVEN FIVE OR 67 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:06,900 TEN YEARS. 68 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:11,505 YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO, LORD, 69 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,574 AND I'LL DO IT. 70 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:16,777 WELL, WELL, WELL. 71 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,712 HERE FOR THE SHOW, MR. HAROLD? 72 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,781 WHAT SHOW IS THAT? 73 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:23,551 THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT, OF COURSE? 74 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,486 IS THAT TONIGHT? 75 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,754 YEAH, IT'S TO... 76 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:27,955 WELL, YEAH. 77 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:28,922 YOU'RE TEASING ME AGAIN. 78 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:29,857 I GET IT. 79 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,559 [LAUGHS] 80 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:32,526 [SIGHS] 81 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,694 JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN. 82 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,928 YEAH, I'LL BE AT THE SHOW. 83 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,697 GOOD. 84 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,966 BUT RIGHT NOW I JUST WANT TO TALK. 85 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,501 OH, OH SURE. 86 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:41,969 YEAH, I'M, I'M ALWAYS AVAILABLE TO CHAT. 87 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:45,205 WHAT WOULD YOU, UH, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT? 88 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,441 WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN? 89 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:49,109 1968, WHY? 90 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,612 HM, 1968. 91 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:54,615 I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS LAST WEEK. 92 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:57,985 ME AND MY BOY DROVE OVER TO DETROIT AND SAT IN TIGER 93 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,019 STADIUM. 94 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:01,188 THE OLD TIGER STADIUM, AND WATCHED THEM WIN THE 95 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:02,623 WORLD SERIES. 96 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:05,626 WOW. 97 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:09,029 MY SON CAN'T MAKE IT FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR. 98 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:15,569 1968! 99 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:18,839 YEP. 100 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:23,911 LOOK, WELL, NO DISRESPECT PASTOR, BUT YOU'RE JUST A BOY. 101 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:27,114 OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN. 102 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:31,051 WHY DON'T YOU GO AND, UH, GET YOUR SHEEP OR YOUR ANGEL WINGS 103 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:33,053 OR... 104 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,888 PRACTICE YOUR SONGS. 105 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:38,025 [CHUCKLES] 106 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:41,028 I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ANOTHER 107 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,696 OLD MAN. 108 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:46,700 ALRIGHT. 109 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:48,602 SEE YOU TONIGHT, MR. HAROLD. 110 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:09,657 HE'LL BE THERE WHEN HE GETS THERE. 111 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:13,126 HE'LL BE THERE WHEN HE GETS THERE! 112 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,128 ALRIGHT. 113 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,204 I SEE TWEEDLEDEE IS BACK. 114 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,973 WHO'S TWEEDLEDUM? 115 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,841 LOSE THE MASK, EVAN. 116 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,812 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE? 117 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,852 SHAUN, HOW'S YOUR MOM? 118 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,554 FINE. 119 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:41,689 MM? 120 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:42,255 HOW'S SHE GOING TO FEEL ABOUT COMING DOWN HERE TO THE 121 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,324 STATION TO PICK YOU UP. 122 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,627 LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY. 123 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,028 YEAH? 124 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,197 WELL SORRY AIN'T GONNA CUT IT. 125 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,565 [DOG GROWLS] 126 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:54,301 WOAH, TOM. EASY. 127 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,804 I SAY WE LOCK 'EM UP. 128 00:08:56,837 --> 00:09:01,108 NOTHING MORE FUN THAN SPENDING CHRISTMAS IN JAIL, HUH BOYS? 129 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,242 IT WAS JUST EGGS! 130 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,577 JUST EGGS? 131 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,012 I DON'T THINK SO. 132 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:08,348 YOU GOT LITTERING, VANDALISM, DESTRUCTION OF 133 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,416 PUBLIC PROPERTY. 134 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:12,019 I THINK YOU MIGHT'VE BROKEN A FIREMAN ORDINANCE! 135 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:15,022 LOOKS LIKE IT'S ABOUT 30 DAYS IN THE SLAMMER FOR YOU GUYS. 136 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,090 PLUS YOU'RE BOTH GOING TO GET KICKED OFF THE 137 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,158 BASKETBALL TEAM. 138 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:19,960 PLEASE, I'M REALLY SORRY! 139 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:20,527 I... 140 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,228 I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT! 141 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,196 YEAH, ME TOO SHERIFF LANGSTON. 142 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,699 LOOK, PLEASE DON'T LOCK US UP, ALRIGHT? 143 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:28,268 MY DAD JUST LOST HIS JOB AND MY PAPER ROUTE IS THE ONLY 144 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,037 MONEY WE HAVE COMING IN RIGHT NOW. 145 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,272 JUST, JUST PLEASE. 146 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,811 WELL, LOOK, IT'S NOT REALLY UP TO ME ANYMORE, GUYS. 147 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:40,147 YEAH, I'M GOING TO THE BIG CITY NEXT WEEK. 148 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,883 TOM'S THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO BE IN CHARGE, SO TOM'S GOING 149 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,085 TO BE THE ONE MAKING THE CALLS. 150 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,620 I DO? 151 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:47,254 I MEAN. 152 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,356 YEAH, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. 153 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,124 I DO. 154 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:56,329 PLUS, THESE ARE SOME PRETTY SERIOUS OFFENSES BOYS. 155 00:09:56,363 --> 00:10:00,000 ALRIGHT GUYS, PUT YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD, LET'S MOVE IT 156 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:00,968 TO THE CAGE. 157 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,737 NO, WAIT ONE SECOND TOM. 158 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,710 OBVIOUSLY YOU BOTH KNOW WHERE MR. HAROLD LIVES, RIGHT? 159 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:15,048 FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO IS YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO 160 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,784 MR. HAROLD'S HOUSE AND YOU'RE GOING TO CLEAN THE OUTSIDE OF 161 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:17,818 HIS HOUSE. 162 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,020 GET THOSE EGGS OFF COMPLETELY. 163 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,189 NOW MR. HAROLD, HE'S KIND OF AN OLD GUY NOW. 164 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:25,158 HE HAS TROUBLE SHOVELING HIS SIDEWALK. 165 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:29,062 I WANT YOU TWO TO MAKE SURE THAT MR. HAROLD'S SIDEWALK IS 166 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:32,833 CLEAR OF SNOW FOR THE ENTIRE WINTER. 167 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,869 IF TOM DRIVES BY ONE TIME AND SEES SOME SNOW ON THAT 168 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:40,708 SIDEWALK, CONSIDER YOUR PAROLE REVOKED AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN. 169 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:41,875 PAROLE? 170 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,243 PAROLE! 171 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,012 Y-YES SIR. 172 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,080 THANK YOU SIR. 173 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:53,120 HOPE YOU BOYS KNOW EXACTLY HOW GENEROUS THIS OFFER IS. 174 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,222 W-WE DO. 175 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,824 SIR. 176 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,926 Y-YEAH, WE DO SIR. 177 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,928 YES SIR, THANK YOU SIR. 178 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,964 I THINK I SAW SOME SNOW ON HIS SIDEWALK TODAY. 179 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,967 NOW GO ON! 180 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,037 HUSTLE! 181 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:19,747 WELL, ANOTHER MAJOR CASE CRACKED HERE IN ROCKFORD. 182 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,214 YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO MISS IT WHEN YOU LEAVE FOR THE BIG 183 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,182 CITY, RICK. 184 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,484 EH, NOT LIKELY. 185 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,020 A COUPLE OF HARDENED CRIMINALS OFF THE STREETS AND ONTO THE 186 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,321 SIDEWALK. 187 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,858 LET'S GO TELL THEIR PARENTS. 188 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,492 AW, COME ON. 189 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,062 I MEAN IT'S UP TO YOU, BUT, THEY'RE GOOD KIDS. 190 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:38,465 THEY'RE JUST BORED HERE IN ROCKFORD. 191 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,834 THEY NEED SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE TO DO. 192 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,269 WELL THEY GOT THAT NOW. 193 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,238 WHY DON'T YOU GO GET BACK OUT ON PATROL? 194 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,207 OH, COME ON SHERIFF. 195 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,441 IT'S FREEZING OUT THERE. 196 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,878 YOU KNOW THE HEATER'S NOT WORKING IN MY CAR. 197 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,947 BESIDES, THERE'S NO CRIME HERE ANYWAY. 198 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:56,283 YOU'RE THE BOSS. 199 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,852 NOT 'TIL NEXT WEEK. 200 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,260 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO AWAY. 201 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:10,363 I STOLE THE STATUE OF THE BABY JESUS FROM THE N-NATIVITY SCENE 202 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,331 FROM THE CHURCH. 203 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,867 AND EARLIER, I CAME IN TO TURN MYSELF IN. 204 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:17,304 BUT SHIRLEY WOULDN'T LOCK ME UP! 205 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,876 CAN'T HAVE YOU STEALING FROM THE CHURCH RAINER. 206 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,979 IN YOU GO. 207 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,119 TOM, GATHER UP THE EVIDENCE. 208 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,471 I-I-IT'S THE ONLY REPLACEMENT I COULD FIND. 209 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:55,843 WHO IN THE HECK WOULD STEAL THE BABY JESUS? 210 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,344 YEAH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE. 211 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,245 FORGIVE ME. 212 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,914 WELL DO YOU HAVE ANY SWADDLING CLOTHES? 213 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,817 YEAH, THE CLOTHES THAT A BABY SWADDLES IN. 214 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,218 I DON'T... 215 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:05,919 FINE. 216 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,521 YEP, I'LL, I'LL DO IT MYSELF. 217 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,123 DANG IT. 218 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,159 SORRY, YEAH, SORRY, FORGIVE ME. 219 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,861 SORRY, SORRY, SORRY. 220 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:25,205 THIS HAS GOT TO BE BLASPHEMOUS. 221 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,047 THAT'S A GOOD BOY. 222 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:39,119 AWW YEAH, LOOK AT THAT. 223 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,453 THAT'S A GOOD BOY! 224 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,190 SHIRLEY, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE DOGS. 225 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,358 I DON'T LIKE DOGS. 226 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:48,461 AND WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE WE LOCKING RAINER UP FOR? 227 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,865 THAT OLD DRUNK IS JUST LOOKING FOR A WARM BED AND A HOT MEAL. 228 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,868 SHIRLEY, HE STOLE THE BABY JESUS. 229 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,403 THEN HE CAN GO PUT IT BACK! 230 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,038 SHIRLEY, HEH. 231 00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,273 HE'S LUCKY I DIDN'T SLAP HIM. 232 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,442 OH, YOU'RE REAL TOUGH WHEN I'M IN HANDCUFFS. 233 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:05,278 YOU AIN'T IN HANDCUFFS YOU OLD FOOL! 234 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,313 [RAINER CHUCKLES] 235 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,380 CAN I SLAP HIM? 236 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,116 NO, YOU CAN'T SLAP HIM SHIRLEY. 237 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,583 (RAINER) POLICE BRUTALITY! 238 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,053 OH, I'LL SHOW YOU SOME POLICE BRUTALITY. 239 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:13,921 OH YEAH. 240 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,589 SHIRLEY, ANY MESSAGES FOR ME TODAY? 241 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,592 NO MESSAGES FROM YOUR BIG NEW JOB IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE 242 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,693 ASKING. 243 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:24,297 THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M ASKING, BUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 244 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:28,936 AND YOUR EX-WIFE CALLED. 245 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,537 WELL WHAT'D SHE SAY? 246 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,572 IS SHE GOING TO BRING KARA BY TOMORROW? 247 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:38,912 SHE SAID, AND I QUOTE, "I GOT CUSTODY THIS CHRISTMAS, SO HE 248 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:42,415 CAN TAKE HIS THOUGHTS OF VISITATION AND HIS STUPID NEW 249 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,684 JOB AND CRAM 'EM UP HIS TIGHT LITTLE..." 250 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,919 OKAY, I GET THE GIST OF IT. 251 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:46,920 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 252 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,956 SORRY. 253 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,324 WHATEVER. 254 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,326 THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT, SHERIFF. 255 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:59,099 IN FACT, IT'S SO WRONG, I THINK YOU OUGHT TO ARREST HER. 256 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,435 OUT OF MY JURISDICTION, OR I JUST MIGHT. 257 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:03,370 THAT DOESN'T MATTER. 258 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,038 I HATE CHRISTMAS ANYWAY. 259 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:07,975 IT'S JUST A FABRICATED HOLIDAY SO THEY CAN SELL A BUNCH OF 260 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:11,144 GARBAGE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T REALLY NEED IT. 261 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:14,181 DON'T LET THAT EVIL WOMAN GET TO YOU. 262 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:18,551 CHRISTMAS IS A CELEBRATION OF ALL THAT'S GOOD IN THE WORLD. 263 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,120 I AGREE. 264 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,521 HUSH UP! 265 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,589 [SNORTS] 266 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,191 OOH! 267 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,959 [GRUMBLES] 268 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,030 HEY SHIRLEY, DID YOU FIND THAT COMMANDO DUTCH ACTION FIGURE 269 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,431 FOR ME? 270 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,532 (VOICE ON TV) WHEREVER THE ACTION IS THE HOTTEST, THAT'S 271 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,568 WHERE YOU'LL FIND HIM: COMMANDO DUTCH! 272 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,571 HE'S GOT WOODEN SHOES AND HE'S BRINGING THE BAD NEWS. 273 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,674 YES, I GET MY COMMANDO DUTCH THIS YEAR, SYLVIA. 274 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,144 SANTA'LL BRING ME TWO OF THEM. 275 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:47,580 WITH MUSCLES LIKE THAT, MAYBE I'LL ASK SANTA TO BRING ME TWO 276 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,449 OF THEM. 277 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,085 (SHIRLEY) I LOOKED EVERY PLACE. 278 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,653 NOBODY HAS ANY LEFT! 279 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,723 IT'S THE HOTTEST TOY THIS CHRISTMAS! 280 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,992 THEY ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT ME FOR THINKING THAT I COULD GET 281 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,227 ONE ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 282 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,062 THEY'VE BEEN SOLD OUT FOR MONTHS! 283 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,165 WHY DIDN'T I READ CHRISTOPHER'S LETTER SOONER... 284 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,133 LISTEN TO THIS. 285 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,001 THIS... 286 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:14,607 "DEAR SANTA, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS COMMANDO DUTCH. 287 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,411 P.S. PLEASE BRING TWO IF YOU CAN. 288 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,214 I'VE BEEN A VERY GOOD BOY THIS YEAR." 289 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,449 THAT'S GREAT. 290 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,551 I GET TO GO HOME AND BREAK HIS HEART. 291 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,752 AH, DON'T WORRY. 292 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,055 I'M SURE HE'S GOING TO ENJOY ALL THE OTHER GIFTS THAT YOU 293 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,556 BOUGHT FOR HIM. 294 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,225 YEAH, HAVE YOU MET MY SON? 295 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,360 YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 296 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,762 IT'S COMMANDO DUTCH OR NOTHING. 297 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:36,996 I TRIED TO GET IT! 298 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:41,368 DON'T BLAME ME THAT YOU WAITED UNTIL CHRISTMAS EVE TO SHOP. 299 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,803 I'M NOT BLAMING YOU SHIRLEY. 300 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,138 WILL YOU HOLD IT DOWN? 301 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,539 I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! 302 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:49,642 YOU DON'T KNOW, L-LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU... 303 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,910 WHAT? 304 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,312 KEEP ON FLAPPING IN THERE AND I'M GOING TO COME IN THERE... 305 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,580 KIDS, KIDS! 306 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,648 AND IN A MINUTE, TO THE MOON RAINER! 307 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,150 KIDS, KIDS! 308 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,419 I'M GOING TO SQUASH YOU INTO SUMMER TIME! 309 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,321 PLEASE! 310 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:08,395 SHIRLEY, HOW'D YOUR TOY DRIVE GO THIS YEAR? 311 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:14,634 WELL, WE ONLY REACHED ABOUT HALF OUR GOAL, BUT IT'S STILL GOOD. 312 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,769 REACHING THAT GOAL WAS MY CHRISTMAS WISH FOR THOSE 313 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:20,207 CHILDREN, BUT WE'LL GET IT NEXT YEAR. 314 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,344 ALRIGHT, IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. 315 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,614 TOM, SHIRLEY, YOU GUYS GO HOME. 316 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,649 SHIRLEY, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, PLEASE DROP BABY JESUS BACK 317 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:33,520 OFF AT THE CHURCH FOR ME? 318 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,223 I AIN'T GOT TIME TO DROP THAT OFF AT THE CHURCH! 319 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,392 I GOTTA GO HOME AND GET DRESSED, AND THEN I'M OFF TO 320 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,493 CH... 321 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,329 CHURCH. 322 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,430 FINE. 323 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,298 I'LL TAKE IT BACK. 324 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,100 YOU HEAR THAT OLD MAN? 325 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,435 I'M COVERING YOUR BEHIND! 326 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,603 I LOVE YOU SHIRLEY. 327 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,206 YOU HUSH UP, YOU OLD FOOL. 328 00:17:56,676 --> 00:18:00,880 HEY, I OVERHEARD WHAT YOUR EX SAID ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER. 329 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,149 I'M SORRY. 330 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,816 EH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 331 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,051 NO, IT'S NOT RIGHT. 332 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,255 A FATHER OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH HIS KID. 333 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:11,624 DIANE IS A COLD-HEARTED WOMAN. 334 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,128 GAVE YOU A GREAT DAUGHTER THOUGH. 335 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,130 YEAH, SHE DID. 336 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,298 PRETTY GIRL TOO. 337 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,367 YOU KNOW, ON THE RIDE OVER HERE, I HEARD EVAN AND SHAUN 338 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,568 TALKING ABOUT HERE. 339 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,137 SEE TOM, THAT'S WHY I HAVE A GUN. 340 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,672 [LAUGHS] 341 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,443 THERE'S NO NEED TO BE ALONE TONIGHT. 342 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,611 I'M HAVING MY LITTLE CHRISTMAS PARTY. 343 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:32,812 WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER? 344 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,181 NAH, I-I DON'T THINK SO. 345 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,617 COME ON, ME, YOU, THE WIFE AND KID. 346 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,885 COUPLE FRIENDS. 347 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,287 OH, AND MY MOTHER-IN-LAW. 348 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,388 YOU REMEMBER HER. 349 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,457 YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST, BUT I THINK I'M GONNA 350 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,525 HAVE TO PASS. 351 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,426 [CHUCKLES] 352 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,660 NO, NO. 353 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,163 PLUS, I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO CHRISTOPHER WHINE ALL NIGHT 354 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,465 "DADDY, WHERE'S MY COMMANDO DUTCH!" 355 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,268 YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO IT EITHER. 356 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,270 (RAINER) I'LL GO! 357 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,838 I LIKE HEARING KIDS WHINE. 358 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,240 I LIKE ANY KIND OF WINE. 359 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,441 [LAUGHS] 360 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,877 OOH, HEY, MAYBE ME AND THE MOTHER-IN-LAW WILL HIT IT OFF. 361 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,446 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO SLEEP. 362 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,382 YOU KNOW, SHE DOES LIKE TO DRINK. 363 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,184 OOH, I LIKE HER ALREADY. 364 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:11,918 NO, SORRY RAINER. 365 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,420 YOU CAN'T GO. 366 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:17,257 YOU ARE BUSTED FOR STEALING BABY JESUS. 367 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,191 I DIDN'T DO IT! 368 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:18,891 OH NO? 369 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,927 WHO DID. 370 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,562 I SAW SHIRLEY WITH HIM. 371 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:23,463 [LAUGHS] 372 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,831 YEAH, NICE TRY. 373 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,201 ALRIGHT, I GUESS I'M GONNA GET OUT OF HERE, BUT YOU'RE, 374 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,202 YOU'RE SURE? 375 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,002 YOU DON'T WANT TO STOP BY FOR ONE QUICK DRINK? 376 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:33,340 AH, I'D JUST BRING THE PARTY DOWN. 377 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,709 ALRIGHT BUD, WELL, MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYWAY. 378 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,616 I HATE CHRISTMAS. 379 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,385 I HEARD THAT. 380 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,886 SHUSH! 381 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,290 ALRIGHT, MAX OLD BUDDY. 382 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,559 LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME PARTNER. 383 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,709 I REMEMBER THAT CHRISTMAS. 384 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,411 [KARA SHOUTS EXCITEDLY] 385 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,646 KARA, HONEY, SLOW DOWN. 386 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,682 NO RUNNING IN THE HOUSE. 387 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,650 OH, KARA BE CAREFUL! 388 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,753 [LAUGHS] 389 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,023 OH, RICK! 390 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,727 GET THIS THING OFF OF ME! 391 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,498 RICK! 392 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,936 MERRY CHRISTMAS CARE BEAR. 393 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,274 WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL HER? 394 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,443 RAINER, IF YOU DON'T KEEP QUIET IN THERE, I'M GOING TO 395 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,546 GO GET THAT BABY JESUS STATUE AND BEAT YOU WITH IT. 396 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,780 POLICE BRUTALITY. 397 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:51,551 OR ON SECOND THOUGHT, I COULD JUST LET YOU OUT AND PUT YOU 398 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,754 BACK OUT IN THE COLD WINTER WONDERLAND. 399 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,757 NO NO, I, I'LL BE, I'LL BE QUIET, I'LL BE QUIET. 400 00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:01,861 QUIET, QUIET AS A CHURCH MOUCE. 401 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,011 [LAUGHS] 402 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,647 GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE! 403 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,582 OH, HELP ME! 404 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,053 [PHONE RINGING] 405 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:29,722 SHERIFF LANGSTON. 406 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,724 DADDY, IT'S KARA. 407 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,560 OH HEY SWEETHEART. 408 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:34,694 UH, HOW YOU DOING? 409 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:35,762 I WAS JUST UH... 410 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:39,466 I WAS JUST WATCHING A VIDEO FROM CHRISTMAS PAST. 411 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,800 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 412 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,535 DADDY, ARE YOU COMING OVER? 413 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:45,037 I'VE GOT LOTS OF PRESENTS AND THERE'S ONE FOR YOU. 414 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,740 AND I PROMISE NOT TO KNOCK OVER THE TREE THIS YEAR! 415 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,510 HONEY, IT WOULDN'T BE CHRISTMAS IF YOU DIDN'T KNOCK 416 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:51,711 OVER THE TREE. 417 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,381 BUT YOU KNOW I'M WORKING, UM, I CAN'T MAKE IT THIS YEAR. 418 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,750 BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU. 419 00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,786 (DIANE) WHO'S THAT ON THE PHONE? 420 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:00,753 IT'S DADDY! 421 00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:01,888 (DIANE) HANG UP! 422 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,556 [CLICK] 423 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,080 I'M HOME! 424 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:32,985 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 425 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,456 UGH, IT WAS MISERABLE. 426 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:37,857 THE HEATER WENT OUT IN MY CAR AGAIN. 427 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,059 I WAS FREEZING ALL DAY. 428 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:45,398 WELL ANY DAY WHERE YOU DON'T GET SHOT IS A GOOD DAY FOR ME. 429 00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:47,166 NOT FOR ME. 430 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,102 MOM, STOP. 431 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,638 WHY? 432 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,473 HEY BUD! 433 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:54,707 HEY THERE! 434 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:55,575 DADDY! 435 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:56,909 YEAH? 436 00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:58,745 I'M GETTING COMMANDER DUTCH. 437 00:22:58,778 --> 00:22:59,912 TWO OF THEM! 438 00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,781 TWO OF EM, HUH? 439 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,483 SO DID YOU GET THEM? 440 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,425 I LOOKED EVERYWHERE. 441 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,560 I COULDN'T FIND THEM. 442 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:15,562 OF COURSE NOT. 443 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:18,064 I TOLD YOU, YOU SHOULD'VE MARRIED THE DENTIST. 444 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:19,599 THAT'S OKAY. 445 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,834 WE HAVE PLENTY. 446 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,537 SYLVIA, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? 447 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:28,174 OH HONEY, JUST YOUR FATHER'S LATEST FAILURE. 448 00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:29,075 NOTHING, BUDDY. 449 00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:31,478 JUST DINNER. 450 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:34,514 WHY DON'T YOU GO HELP GRANDMA FIX HERSELF ANOTHER DRINK? 451 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,415 DON'T CALL ME GRANDMA! 452 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,653 NOW, I HAVE AN EARLY PRESENT FOR YOU. 453 00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:44,657 IT'S SOMETHING VERY WARM THAT YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK VERY 454 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:45,958 CUTE IN. 455 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,126 DON'T EVEN TRY TO SAY NO! 456 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:48,360 OH, WENDY. 457 00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:50,563 I BOUGHT ONE FOR EVERYBODY AND WE'RE GOING TO TAKE PICTURES 458 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,599 BY THE TREE. 459 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:53,466 ALRIGHT. 460 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,502 NOW, GO GET CHANGED. 461 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,504 I HAVE HOT SOUP WAITING FOR YOU, AND I'M GOING TO PUT ON 462 00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:59,071 SOME WATER FOR TEA. 463 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:01,841 HEY. 464 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:05,712 I LOVE YOU. 465 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:07,179 I LOVE YOU. 466 00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:16,556 NOW GO. 467 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:17,624 GO GO GO! 468 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:19,726 I HAVE HOT FOOD WAITING FOR YOU! 469 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:28,267 I'M HEADING OIUT, RAINER. 470 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,736 YOU HOLD DOWN THE FORT. 471 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:32,605 WELL COULD YOU GET ME SOME DINNER? 472 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:33,640 IT'S TOO LATE FOR DINNER. 473 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,074 YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING. 474 00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:36,275 BUT I DIDN'T GET ANY DINNER! 475 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,177 CHECK INTO THE HOTEL EARLIER NEXT TIME. 476 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:39,879 YOU KNOW THE RULES! 477 00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:41,848 COME ON MAX. 478 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,049 THAT'S CRUEL RICK! 479 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:45,017 BAH HUMBUG. 480 00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:53,526 * GOOD TIDINGS WE BRING, TO YOU AND YOUR KIN * 481 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,028 * GOOD TIDINGS FOR CHRISTMAS * 482 00:24:56,062 --> 00:25:00,567 * AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR 483 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,736 BYE, MERRY CHRISTMAS! 484 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,037 BYE! 485 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:10,643 * 486 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:18,017 WHITE CHRISTMAS? 487 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,987 I'M NOT DREAMING ABOUT A WHITE CHRISTMAS. 488 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:21,921 WHO WANTS A WHITE CHRISTMAS? 489 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,656 IT'S JUST COLD! 490 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,693 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 491 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:29,261 ONE MORE WEEK AND I'M OUT OF HERE. 492 00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:30,697 WHAT? 493 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:31,898 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? 494 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:35,301 TOM WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU, BUDDY. 495 00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:36,903 HE WILL. 496 00:25:43,342 --> 00:25:45,044 WHAT IS THIS? 497 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,681 HEY! 498 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,016 HI GUYS. 499 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,952 HEY, YEAH, MERRY CHRISTMAS, SURE. 500 00:25:58,190 --> 00:25:59,225 WHAT THE...? 501 00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,605 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 502 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:15,241 KNOCK IT OFF! DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS? 503 00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:16,876 WE'RE SORRY SHERIFF. 504 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,945 WE WERE JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN. 505 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:21,648 I GUESS IT GOT A LITTLE OUT OF HAND. 506 00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:22,782 WELL HOW WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN THE 507 00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:23,883 CLINK? 508 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,052 HOW WOULD THAT BE FOR CHRISTMAS? 509 00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:29,789 I THINK I'VE HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH EGG NOG. 510 00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:31,724 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHERIFF. 511 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,793 [ALL SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS] 512 00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:36,996 JUST QUIT THROWING SNOWBALLS AND GO HOME! 513 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:39,732 [ALL SAYING BYE] 514 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,882 ONE MESSAGE. 515 00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:57,149 HI, SHERIFF LANGSTON. 516 00:26:57,183 --> 00:27:00,186 THIS IS JIM MILLER FROM THE CITY OF GRAND RAPIDS. 517 00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:03,122 LISTEN, I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT THE 518 00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:06,292 CHIEF OF POLICE JOB FOR WHICH YOU APPLIED, AND I KNOW YOU 519 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:10,029 WERE ACCEPTED, WELL IT'S NO LONGER AVAILABLE. 520 00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:12,331 OUR CURRENT CHIEF HAS DECIDED TO RENEW HIS CONTRACT FOR 521 00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:14,300 ANOTHER THREE YEARS. 522 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,402 I SINCERELY HOPE THIS ISN'T GOING TO CAUSE YOU TOO MUCH OF 523 00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:20,072 AN INCONVENIENCE, AND WELL, YOU HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY 524 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:21,340 CHRISTMAS. 525 00:27:23,409 --> 00:27:25,211 MERRY CHRISTMAS... 526 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:27,246 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 527 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:35,287 HEY RICK. 528 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,456 HEY, YOU KNOW IF YOU PUT THE RED POLICE CRUISER LIGHTS ON, 529 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,059 PEOPLE PASSING BY MIGHT MISTAKE 'EM FOR 530 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:41,828 CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. 531 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:43,429 OH, INTERESTING. 532 00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:46,032 AND I WAS THINKING THAT I MIGHT THROW YOU IN THE BACK OF 533 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:49,268 MY SQUAD CAR AND YOU MIGHT BE OUT BY NEW YEARS EVE. 534 00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:51,170 AH, GEEZ RICK. 535 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:52,438 I'M ONLY KIDDING. 536 00:27:52,471 --> 00:27:56,108 I MEAN, EVERYBODY ELSE'S HOUSE ON THE BLOCK IS LIT UP, AND I 537 00:27:56,142 --> 00:28:01,881 WAS JUST THINKING THAT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE.... 538 00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:04,316 YEAH, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HOME AND ENJOY PAYING YOUR 539 00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:06,118 STUPID ELECTRIC BILL. 540 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:13,659 FREEZE! 541 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,361 WELL YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MILK AND YOU DIDN'T LAY OUT ANY 542 00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:16,528 COOKIES! 543 00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:19,999 I DON'T KEEP COOKIES IN THE HOUSE, AND I SAID FREEZE! 544 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,968 HOLIDAYS GOT YOU DOWN? 545 00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:25,137 JOB TROUBLES? 546 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:28,474 PUT MY BREAD DOWN AND PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM! 547 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:29,508 FINE. 548 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,177 I'M DONE WITH IT ANYHOW. 549 00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:36,248 TOM, TOM COME IN ARE YOU THERE? 550 00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:37,784 HEY, RICK. 551 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:38,517 YOU ON YOUR WAY OVER? 552 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,418 YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND? 553 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:43,155 GET THIS, I'VE GOT A B & E AT MY HOUSE. 554 00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:46,926 I HAVE ONE SUSPECT IN CUSTODY AND THERE MAY BE OTHERS. 555 00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:48,294 NO ONE ELSE. 556 00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:49,862 IT'S JUST ME RICK. 557 00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:53,132 EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT. 558 00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:54,366 MAY I PUT AWAY THE MAYONNAISE? 559 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,367 I WOULDN'T WANT IT TO GO BAD. 560 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:57,436 DON'T MOVE. 561 00:28:57,469 --> 00:28:58,805 MAX... 562 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:01,407 [MAX BARKS] 563 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,042 HOLD! 564 00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:12,985 GOOD BOY. MAX! 565 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:14,120 YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! 566 00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:17,089 THIS IS A NICE DOG, RICK. 567 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,091 [CHUCKLES] 568 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:25,464 [SIREN WAILING] 569 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,002 RICK, I'M HERE! 570 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:31,337 I'M HERE BUDDY! 571 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:33,239 I'M HERE! 572 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,041 RICK! 573 00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:35,942 RICK? 574 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,544 RICK, I'M HERE BUDDY! 575 00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:40,079 WHAT HAPPENED? 576 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,882 FOUND THIS OLD COOT RUMMAGING THROUGH MY FRIDGE. 577 00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:45,084 YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE TO BREAK INTO PAL. 578 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,518 LUCKY I DIDN'T SHOOT HIM. 579 00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:47,987 IS HE ARMED? 580 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,957 WELL HE HAD A LOAF OF MY BREAD IN HIS HANDS AND... 581 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:53,025 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 582 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:53,860 FOOTED PAJAMAS. 583 00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:56,028 WENDY GOT A PAIR FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY. 584 00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:57,496 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHOSE HOUSE YOU'RE IN? 585 00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,398 WELL OF COURSE I DO, TOM. 586 00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:03,135 HE'S SHERIFF RICK LANGSTON. 587 00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:03,802 YOU KNOW MY NAME. 588 00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:06,438 WHAT, HOW DO YOU, WHO ARE YOU? 589 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,207 HO HO HO! 590 00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:11,043 THIS GUY'S CREEPY, RICK. 591 00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:12,879 I'D BETTER COME ON DOWN TO THE STATION WITH YOU. 592 00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:13,445 NO, NO, NO. 593 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:14,546 IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. 594 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:17,249 YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY I EVEN CALLED YOU IN TO BEGIN WITH. 595 00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:18,050 IT'S FINE. 596 00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:19,051 I GOT A HANDLE ON THIS. 597 00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:20,119 NO, THAT'S ALRIGHT. 598 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,254 HE LOOKS DANGEROUS. 599 00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:23,856 WHAT, ARE YOU AVOIDING GOING HOME? 600 00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:25,591 YEAH, WHY DO YOU THINK I'M STILL HERE. 601 00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:26,425 MOTHER-IN-LAW. 602 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:29,061 HEH, YEAH. 603 00:30:29,095 --> 00:30:31,230 GO HOME. 604 00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:34,566 OH, BE SURE TO TELL CHRISTOPHER THAT I READ HIS LETTER. 605 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,036 YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT LETTER? 606 00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:38,204 WHY DO YOU KNOW MY SON'S NAME? 607 00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:39,271 WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. 608 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:40,940 TOM, HE'S OBVIOUSLY A LOCAL. 609 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:42,508 HE'S JUST A LOCAL. 610 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:44,210 GO HOME. 611 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:52,551 NICE LIGHTS GUYS. 612 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:53,652 RED, BLUE, 613 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:54,486 [CHUCKLES] 614 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,988 GET OFF MY PORCH! 615 00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:57,056 JOKING, RICK. 616 00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:59,025 JUST JOKING AGAIN. 617 00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:00,226 WHAT'S GOING ON? 618 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:02,061 ARE YOU ARRESTING SANTA CLAUS? 619 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:04,096 OH, NO, WE'RE NOT ARRESTING SANTA. 620 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:06,398 SIR, GO HOME PLEASE. 621 00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:08,100 NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME. 622 00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:18,644 HELLO RAINER. 623 00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:19,645 HEH. 624 00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:21,147 I MADE YOU A SANDWICH. 625 00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:22,214 THANK YOU! 626 00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:24,116 OH, NO PROBLEM RAINER. 627 00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:25,417 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 628 00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:26,452 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 629 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:27,686 [CHUCKLES] 630 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:32,424 ALL HE WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS WAS A MEAL. 631 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:33,659 I FRISKED YOU. 632 00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:35,461 W-WHERE DID YOU HIDE... 633 00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:39,198 BITE? 634 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:40,499 OH, NO. 635 00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:41,333 I'M GOOD. 636 00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:42,068 [LAUGHS] 637 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:43,970 DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED A SANDWICH? 638 00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:45,504 [BOTH LAUGH] 639 00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:48,607 BESIDES, I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR MILK AND COOKIES. 640 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,377 OH, LOTS OF MILK AND COOKIES TONIGHT. 641 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,579 [LAUGHING] 642 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,347 HOLD IT DOWN IN THERE! 643 00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:59,685 RICK? 644 00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:03,122 WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SO MISERABLE? 645 00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:05,224 WHAT ARE YOU, DR. SANTA? 646 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:06,225 DR. SANTA? 647 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,526 [LAUGHS] 648 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:09,561 NO, I'M NO DOCTOR. 649 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:11,330 AND I'M NOT MISERABLE. 650 00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:13,499 DID YOU BRING ME A SANDWICH? 651 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:14,500 NO. 652 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,002 THEN YOU'RE MISERABLE. 653 00:32:16,035 --> 00:32:17,703 RAINER! 654 00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:20,306 I'LL TELL YOU WHY, RICK. 655 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:23,075 YOU MISS YOUR DAUGHTER. 656 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:25,544 EXCUSE ME? 657 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:28,514 W-WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? 658 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:30,716 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY DAUGHTER? 659 00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:33,385 I KNOW IF KARA'S BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE. 660 00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:38,424 YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER, OR TOM'S SON, OR 661 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,691 ANYONE'S KIDS. 662 00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:40,559 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 663 00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:41,760 YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. 664 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:44,696 NOT TALKING ABOUT IT WON'T FIX THE PROBLEM. 665 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:47,699 YOU LEAVE KARA OUT OF IT. 666 00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:49,101 LIKE YOU ALWAYS DID. 667 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:50,269 I'M A GOOD FATHER! 668 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,370 OKAY, OKAY! 669 00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:54,140 JUST, CALM DOWN! 670 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:56,142 BUT ARE YOU REALLY, RICK? 671 00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:58,210 A GOOD FATHER? 672 00:32:58,244 --> 00:32:59,211 WELL, LET'S SEE. 673 00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:04,716 FAIR, AND EVEN THAT MAY STILL BE OPEN TO DEBATE. 674 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:06,785 BUT YOU WERE ALWAYS A LOUSY HUSBAND. 675 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,354 I AM WARNING YOU, PAL. 676 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:12,391 THAT'S WHY YOUR EX-WIFE DIANE IS WITH FREDERICO. 677 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,026 WHAT? 678 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:15,294 WHO'S FREDERICO? 679 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:18,497 OH, A GOOD MAN THAT LOVES CHRISTMAS. 680 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:22,034 I AM A GOOD MAN WHO... 681 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:23,635 LIKES CHRISTMAS. 682 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:26,405 OH, ARE YOU BUYING ANY OF THIS RAINER? 683 00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:27,506 [GRUNTS] 684 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,575 W-WHATEVER. 685 00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:31,410 GOOD LUCK TO FREDDY THEN. 686 00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:33,645 THAT DIANE'S A REAL HANDFUL, HUH RICKY? 687 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:34,780 HUSH, RAINER? 688 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:37,083 AH, RICK. 689 00:33:37,116 --> 00:33:40,119 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW LOVE IF IT WALKED RIGHT THROUGH THAT DOOR 690 00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:42,588 AND FELL INTO YOUR ARMS. 691 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:44,156 YES, I WOULD. 692 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:45,091 NO YOU WON'T. 693 00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:45,691 YES I WOULD. 694 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:46,658 WOULDN'T. 695 00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:47,559 WOULD. 696 00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:48,694 EXCUSE ME! 697 00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:49,795 [RAINER AND RICK SHOUTING WOULD/WOULDN'T BACK AND FORTH] 698 00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:50,629 EXCUSE ME! 699 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:52,131 HOW OLD ARE YOU TWO? 700 00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:53,499 EXCUSE ME! 701 00:33:58,370 --> 00:33:59,605 HI. 702 00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:00,472 NOT A WORD. 703 00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:01,640 OH, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 704 00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:03,175 YEAH, YOU WERE THINKING IT. 705 00:34:03,409 --> 00:34:04,343 NUH UH. 706 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:05,511 THAT WAS ME, SHERIFF. 707 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,279 HI, HOW ARE YOU DOING MA'AM, MAY I HELP YOU? 708 00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:08,614 UH, YEAH, OH, OW! 709 00:34:09,415 --> 00:34:11,217 GOSH, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. 710 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:12,818 [LAUGHING] 711 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,488 OH, WELL SHERIFF, I THINK YOU JUST DID. 712 00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:17,356 [BOTH LAUGHING] 713 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:18,524 MOM... 714 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,759 RICK WANTS LOVE FOR CHRISTMAS. 715 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:21,627 PFFT. 716 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:22,694 SANDWICHES ARE BETTER. 717 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,463 [CHUCKLING] 718 00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:25,664 UH, IT'S OKAY. 719 00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:27,266 UH, I'M THE SHERIFF. 720 00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:28,400 AND THAT MEANS? 721 00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:29,735 ALANA! 722 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:32,571 UH, IT MEANS THAT YOU CAN TRUST ME. 723 00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:34,206 I'M SORRY, SHERIFF. 724 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,542 I APOLOGIZE FOR MY DAUGHTER'S BEHAVIOR. 725 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:39,211 WE JUST MOVED TO TOWN AND SHE'S TESTING THE LIMITS OF 726 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,180 HER NEW SURROUNDINGS HERE. 727 00:34:41,213 --> 00:34:42,814 WELL, MY NAME'S RICK. 728 00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:43,715 RICK LANGSTON. 729 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:44,616 YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP CALLING ME SHERIFF. 730 00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:47,819 OH, OKAY, WELL, RICK IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 731 00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,155 I'M LUCY. 732 00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:50,856 UM, THIS IS MY DAUGHTER ALANA. 733 00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:53,325 HI, UH, YEAH, UH, MY DAUGHTER KARA. 734 00:34:53,359 --> 00:34:55,361 SHE TESTED THE LIMITS OF HER NEW SURROUNDINGS WHEN WE FIRST 735 00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:56,762 MOVED HERE TOO. 736 00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:57,696 OH, YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER? 737 00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:59,631 YEAH, UH, NOT MARRIED ANYMORE. 738 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:02,134 NOT WHAT SHE ASKED. 739 00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:05,204 UH, A-AND MY DAUGHTER KARA, SHE'S ABOUT THE SAME AGE AS 740 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:06,572 ALANA HERE. 741 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,874 THAT KID ALANA, SHE WANTS LOVE TOO? 742 00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,476 NAH. 743 00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:12,144 SHE WANTS A FRIEND. 744 00:35:12,178 --> 00:35:13,179 OH, I SEE. 745 00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:15,147 LUCY, THE MOM. 746 00:35:15,181 --> 00:35:16,482 SHE WANTS LOVE. 747 00:35:16,515 --> 00:35:18,150 OH. OH! 748 00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:19,685 OH, I'M SENSING A THEME HERE. 749 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:21,720 HO HO HO! 750 00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:22,754 WHY ARE THOSE TWO LOCKED UP? 751 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:24,656 THEY DON'T LOOK TOO DANGEROUS. 752 00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:29,195 UH, WELL THE, THE LITTLE GUY FOR STEALING, AND THEN THE FAT 753 00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:30,896 ONE FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING. 754 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:33,532 IT'S NOT NICE TO CALL PEOPLE FAT, RICK. 755 00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:34,733 AND I'M NOT SO LITTLE. 756 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:37,536 UH, ANYWAY, UM, THE REASON FOR STOPPING BY IS WE JUST WANTED 757 00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:40,172 TO DROP OFF THESE CANNED GOODS AND SOME TOYS TO THOSE WHO ARE 758 00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:42,408 LESS FORTUNATE THAN US THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. 759 00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:44,610 MOM, WE'RE THE LEAST FORTUNATE PEOPLE I KNOW. 760 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,412 OKAY, ALANA, YOU MAY GO SIT IN THE CAR. 761 00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:47,279 THANK YOU. 762 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,814 WHATEVER. 763 00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:52,284 I APOLOGIZE FOR MY DAUGHTER'S BEHAVIOR. 764 00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:54,620 SHE'S REALLY HAVING A TOUGH TIME WITH THIS TRANSITION. 765 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,855 SHE JUST, SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS YET. 766 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:57,856 SO, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. 767 00:35:57,889 --> 00:35:59,225 I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. 768 00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:01,427 UH, Y-YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY DIFFICULT 769 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:03,229 AT HER AGE ESPECIALLY. 770 00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:05,597 MAYBE YOU WANT TO TRY THE, UH, THE CHURCH SERVICE TONIGHT. 771 00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:08,434 THERE'S GONNA BE A CHRISTMAS PAGEANT AND PROBABLY A LOT OF 772 00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:09,568 KIDS ALANA'S AGE. 773 00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:10,402 OH REALLY? 774 00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:11,937 OH, IS YOUR DAUGHTER GOING TO BE THERE? 775 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:13,305 NO, NO, SHE WON'T. 776 00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:14,506 LONG STORY, UM. 777 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:16,208 ACTUALLY SHORT STORY. 778 00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,976 HER MOTHER, SPAWN OF SATAN. 779 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,945 [LAUGHING] OKAY! 780 00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:21,413 WELL TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FEEL. 781 00:36:21,447 --> 00:36:23,415 NO, I'M SORRY THAT'S BAD TASTE. 782 00:36:23,449 --> 00:36:24,350 SHE'S... 783 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:25,551 NO, IT'S FINE. 784 00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:27,586 UM, HONESTLY, I DON'T THINK I COULD GET ALANA TO GO ANYWAY. 785 00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:29,655 I MEAN, I PRACTICALLY HAD TO BRIBE HER JUST TO GET HER TO 786 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,357 COME HERE AND HAND OUT CANNING GOODS, SO... 787 00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:33,292 OH, SHE'LL GO. 788 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:36,395 UH, UH, I BEG YOUR PARDON SIR, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW 789 00:36:36,428 --> 00:36:36,962 MY DAUGHTER. 790 00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:38,430 WELL SURE I DO. 791 00:36:38,464 --> 00:36:39,798 AND SHE WILL. 792 00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:43,302 AND THEN AFTERWARD, WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER TO TOM'S? 793 00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:45,637 WHO IS TOM? 794 00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:47,673 UH, TOM IS MY DEPUTY HERE. 795 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:49,408 HE'S HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT. 796 00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:50,942 JUST FRIENDS AND FAMILY. 797 00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:53,279 OH, UH, WELL NO, I COULDN'T. 798 00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:56,214 OH, TOM WOULDN'T MIND. 799 00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:59,017 WELL, UH, ARE YOU GOING? 800 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,752 UH... 801 00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:03,021 YEAH, YES, I AM. 802 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:05,957 OKAY, WELL MAYBE WE'LL STOP BY. 803 00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:07,626 WILL I SEE YOU AT CHURCH TOO? 804 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:09,428 UH, NO, NOT AT CHURCH. 805 00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:11,597 CHURCH AND I, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT A GOOD MIX. 806 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:13,499 OH, WELL I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 807 00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:16,402 YEAH, BUT UH, I'LL SEE YOU HERE AT EIGHT. 808 00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:17,303 OKAY. 809 00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:19,638 UM, SO WHERE IS IT? 810 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:21,573 UH, AT TOM'S. 811 00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:23,041 AND WHERE IS THAT. 812 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,545 SORRY, IT'S UH, 27 LILAC LANE. 813 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:27,913 OKAY, 27... 814 00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:29,748 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK I KNOW WHERE THAT IS. 815 00:37:29,781 --> 00:37:30,682 I'M SORRY, I'M NEW IN TOWN. 816 00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:32,518 MAYBE, MAYBE IT'S JUST BEST IF WE MEET HERE. 817 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:35,821 OKAY GREAT, UH, WE'LL MEET HERE, UH, AT EIGHT, AFTER CHURCH. 818 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:36,888 IT'S A DATE! 819 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:37,889 IT. 820 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:38,924 D-DATE, OH. 821 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:41,427 I JUST, I MEANT THAT, YOU KNOW, IT, JUST A RHYME. 822 00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:42,994 IT'S LIKE EIGHT, DATE. 823 00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:43,895 [NERVOUS LAUGHTER] 824 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:44,930 YEAH. 825 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:46,865 OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO, UH, BECAUSE ALANA'S PROBABLY 826 00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:49,768 TERRORIZING THE ENTIRE PARKING LOT BY NOW, SO... 827 00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:51,737 THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD, LUCY. 828 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,905 I'LL MAKE SURE IT GOES TO GOOD USE. 829 00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:55,541 YOU ARE SO WELCOME. 830 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:57,876 YOU KNOW, HE REALLY DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE TYPE THAT WOULD 831 00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,010 BREAK AND ENTER. 832 00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:01,347 YEAH, WELL, HAVE HIM BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE, AND THEN LET 833 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:02,614 ME KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 834 00:38:02,648 --> 00:38:04,683 I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD ON THAT ONE. 835 00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:05,784 I'LL SEE YOU LATER RICK. 836 00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:07,052 OKAY. 837 00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:14,760 WELL? 838 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:15,961 WELL WHAT? 839 00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:17,596 I TOLD YOU HE WOULDN'T KNOW IT. 840 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:18,930 YOU CALLED IT SANTA. 841 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:19,798 WHATEVER. 842 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,633 I'LL BE BACK TO CHECK ON YOU GUYS AT 8. 843 00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:22,734 BYE RICKY! 844 00:38:22,768 --> 00:38:25,704 UH, YOU KNOW RICK, I'M NOT A LAWYER, BUT I BELIEVE I'M 845 00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:28,974 ENTITLED TO ONE PHONE CALL. 846 00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:30,008 SURE. 847 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:30,909 WHO DO YOU WANT TO CALL? 848 00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:32,778 A MR. HAROLD. 849 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:33,845 MR. HAROLD HERE IN TOWN? 850 00:38:33,879 --> 00:38:34,713 OH, NO. 851 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:40,686 I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO HIS SON IN CHICAGO. 852 00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:44,823 [LAID BACK MUSIC] 853 00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:48,594 * 854 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:01,973 MERRY CHRISTMAS SHERIFF. 855 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:06,545 YEAH, UH, CAN I HAVE A BEER, A COUPLE HOT DOGS AND SOME 856 00:39:06,578 --> 00:39:08,447 FRIES, PLEASE? 857 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,748 I WILL HAVE THAT RIGHT OUT TO YOU. 858 00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:11,783 THANK YOU. 859 00:39:15,921 --> 00:39:17,789 EVENING SHERIFF. 860 00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:19,691 HELLO MR. HAROLD, HOW ARE YOU SIR? 861 00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:22,928 WELL, I'M OLD, BACK HURTS, FEET... 862 00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:25,163 TAKING A... 863 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,166 OLD ACHY BODY, JUST... 864 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:34,139 TOO MUCH STANDING, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SHERIFF? 865 00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:35,641 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT DOWN? 866 00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:38,844 WELL, THAT WOULD BE NICE, THANK YOU. 867 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,580 YES SIR. IT WOULD BE NICE. 868 00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:45,551 YOU KNOW, I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A LONG TIME. 869 00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:47,819 I KNEW YOUR FATHER. 870 00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:50,822 I WAS THERE THAT DAY WHEN YOU RAN THOSE THREE TOUCHDOWNS 871 00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:54,125 AGAINST EAST GRAND RAPIDS. 872 00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:56,828 I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE ELECTED SHERIFF. 873 00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:58,997 SIR, I-I DON'T HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF TIME TONIGHT. 874 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:01,600 WELL, THAT'S ALRIGHT. 875 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:03,835 I HAVE PLENTY. 876 00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:06,171 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU RICK. 877 00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:08,640 AND YOU'RE JUST NOT YOURSELF THESE DAYS. 878 00:40:08,674 --> 00:40:12,944 SIR, DOES YOUR SON HAVE A FRIEND IN TOWN THAT THINKS 879 00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:14,546 HE'S SANTA CLAUS? 880 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,147 SEE, NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RICK. 881 00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:17,516 YOU'RE CRACKING UP. 882 00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:18,183 NO... 883 00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,551 YOU, AND YOU'RE GRUMPY. 884 00:40:19,585 --> 00:40:21,152 THAT JUST ISN'T YOU. 885 00:40:21,186 --> 00:40:22,788 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING MR. HAROLD. 886 00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:26,224 NO, UH, WHAT DID HE ORDER? 887 00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:28,026 TWO HOT DOGS, FRIES AND A BEER. 888 00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:28,927 WHAT? 889 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,062 OH, NO, NO, NO. 890 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:32,731 WE'RE NOT IN OUR 20S ANYMORE. 891 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,533 YOU CAN'T EAT THAT KIND OF STUFF, RICK. 892 00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:36,868 GIVE US TWO SALADS WITH CHICKEN. 893 00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:38,904 AND TWO COFFEES! 894 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,906 WE MIGHT BE HERE A WHILE. 895 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:41,740 COMING RIGHT UP. 896 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:42,908 NO, NO! 897 00:40:43,509 --> 00:40:45,777 DO YOU KNOW WHAT RELIGION IS, RICK? 898 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:46,745 HM, RELIGION? 899 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:47,879 YES, YES, LOOK, LOOK. 900 00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:51,550 I'M GOING OVER TO THE CHURCH TONIGHT AND THE PASTOR, HE'S 901 00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:55,821 GOING TO TELL ME ONE THING, AND ANOTHER CHURCH IN A SMALL 902 00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:58,990 TOWN SOMEWHERE, THE PRIEST IS TELLING HIS PEOPLE 903 00:40:59,024 --> 00:41:01,159 ANOTHER THING. 904 00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:04,095 AND THREE WEEKS AGO, THERE WAS IN A TEMPLE SOMEWHERE, THERE 905 00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:06,665 WAS A RABBI THAT WAS TELLING HIS PEOPLE SOMETHING ELSE. 906 00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:09,801 NOW THEY'RE ALL THREE RIGHT. 907 00:41:09,835 --> 00:41:12,103 BUT THEY'RE ALL THREE WRONG, TOO. 908 00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:14,873 NOW WAIT, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 909 00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:19,110 RELIGION IS MAKING THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU HAPPY. 910 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:23,549 IT'S MAKING THE WHOLE WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN. 911 00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:26,017 SEE, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN 912 00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:32,257 TO IT, BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY. 913 00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:35,627 YOU GOTTA GET YOUR SMILE BACK, RICK. 914 00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:40,999 SO YOU AND I, WE'RE GOING TO FIGURE IT OUT. 915 00:41:49,074 --> 00:41:52,177 YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED SOME CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. 916 00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:53,645 YEAH, I DID. 917 00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:56,014 MAY WE COME IN? 918 00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:58,884 I PLUGGED THEM IN AT MY HOUSE NEXT DOOR. 919 00:41:58,917 --> 00:41:59,851 DO YOU THINK THAT REALLY MATTERS TO ME? 920 00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:03,021 I MEAN, DO I LOOK LIKE I'M IN A CHRISTMAS MOOD? 921 00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:04,590 IT WASN'T MY IDEA. 922 00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:07,759 OKAY, WHOSE IDEA WAS IT THEN? 923 00:42:10,596 --> 00:42:11,196 WHAT THE... 924 00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:13,031 LANGUAGE! 925 00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:15,967 I BROUGHT MY OWN MILK AND COOKIES. 926 00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:18,870 LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE LEFT THEM OUT FOR ME TONIGHT. 927 00:42:18,904 --> 00:42:21,006 YOU KNOW YOU JUST ADDED A FELONY ESCAPE CHARGE, RIGHT? 928 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,207 HO, HO, HO! 929 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,174 [PHONE RINGS] 930 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,343 OH, BETTER ANSWER IT. 931 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:28,346 COULD BE IMPORTANT! 932 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:31,316 YOU STAY HERE. 933 00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:36,354 HELLO. 934 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:37,956 SHE'S RUN OFF, RICK! 935 00:42:37,989 --> 00:42:38,990 WHO IS THIS? 936 00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:40,692 IT'S DIANE YOU IGNORANT FOOL! 937 00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:42,794 SHE'S GONE! 938 00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:44,029 KARA IS GONE? 939 00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,898 SHE'S RUN AWAY AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! 940 00:42:46,932 --> 00:42:48,166 HOW IS IT MY FAULT? 941 00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:50,101 I'M NOT EVEN THERE! 942 00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:52,638 EXACTLY! 943 00:42:52,671 --> 00:42:53,705 I'LL FIND HER. 944 00:42:53,739 --> 00:42:55,106 YOU'D BETTER. 945 00:42:56,775 --> 00:42:59,911 WELL, A DOLLHOUSE IT IS THEN. 946 00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:02,948 BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME NEVER TO COPY OFF YOUR FRIEND 947 00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:04,716 JENNY'S HOMEWORK AGAIN. 948 00:43:05,751 --> 00:43:09,821 OH, MS. HARRISON MAY HOT HAVE SEEN IT, BUT I DID. 949 00:43:09,855 --> 00:43:13,892 BUT I THINK WE'LL LET IT SLIDE THIS YEAR. 950 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:15,093 THANK YOU ELIZABETH. 951 00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:17,195 GO HOME NOW. 952 00:43:17,228 --> 00:43:19,865 AND YOU COME WITH ME. 953 00:43:32,410 --> 00:43:33,745 WELCOME. 954 00:43:33,779 --> 00:43:34,680 WELCOME. 955 00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:36,014 MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE. 956 00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:37,716 HELLO EVERYONE, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 957 00:43:41,019 --> 00:43:43,054 THAT'S NOT JESUS! 958 00:43:43,088 --> 00:43:45,323 [CROWD LAUGHS] 959 00:43:45,991 --> 00:43:46,758 [CLEARS THROAT] 960 00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:48,894 ALRIGHT, EVERYONE PLEASE STAY CALM. 961 00:43:48,927 --> 00:43:51,362 UH, THE LITTLE BOY IS CORRECT. 962 00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:56,067 UNFORTUNATELY, THIS EVENING THERE WAS AN UNFORESEEN, UH, 963 00:43:56,101 --> 00:44:00,171 ROBBERY, IN WHICH THE BABY JESUS WAS STOLEN. 964 00:44:00,205 --> 00:44:05,110 SO TONIGHT WE WILL BE HAVING THIS STUFFED MONKEY PLAYING 965 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:09,314 THE ROLE OF THE BABY JESUS, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. 966 00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:12,818 I FOUND JESUS! 967 00:44:12,851 --> 00:44:16,421 [CHEERING] 968 00:44:16,454 --> 00:44:18,256 NO, NO, NO. 969 00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:20,191 NOT THAT WAY! 970 00:44:22,327 --> 00:44:24,095 BABY JESUS. 971 00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:25,463 [CROWD LAUGHS] 972 00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:27,833 THANK YOU JESUS. 973 00:44:31,837 --> 00:44:33,739 THANK YOU SHIRLEY. 974 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:39,044 HE THREW JESUS! 975 00:44:39,077 --> 00:44:40,779 [LAUGHING] 976 00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,985 LET US PRAY. 977 00:44:52,090 --> 00:44:54,125 HOW'D HE GET OUT OF HERE RAINER? 978 00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:55,193 WAS THIS DOOR LOCKED? 979 00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:56,494 DID I FORGET TO LOCK THIS CELL DOOR? 980 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:57,428 HOW SHOULD I KNOW? 981 00:44:57,462 --> 00:44:58,864 I WAS ASLEEP. 982 00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:00,498 I SEE HIM WHEN HE'S SLEEPING. 983 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:01,933 HE KNOWS WHEN I'M AWAKE. 984 00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:03,835 I KNOW WHEN HE'S BEEN BAD OR GOOD. 985 00:45:03,869 --> 00:45:05,303 STOP IT, STOP IT YOU TWO! 986 00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:07,372 OKAY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH NONSENSE FROM YOU. 987 00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:08,974 I'VE GOTTA GO FIND MY DAUGHTER. 988 00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:11,142 YOU SHOULD GO TO CHURCH. 989 00:45:11,176 --> 00:45:12,944 YOU SHOULD MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! 990 00:45:12,978 --> 00:45:15,947 GO TO CHURCH, RICK. 991 00:45:15,981 --> 00:45:18,850 GOOD NIGHT, NUT JOBS. 992 00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:31,129 AND SO IT CAME TO PASS, EVERYONE WILL BE COUNTED AND 993 00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:33,865 MUST RETURN TO THEIR NATIVE TOWNS. 994 00:45:33,899 --> 00:45:37,335 LET THIS BE KNOWN TO EVERYONE. 995 00:45:37,368 --> 00:45:40,839 MARY, I KNOW YOU'RE HEAVY WITH THE CHILD, BUT WE HAVE TO GET 996 00:45:40,872 --> 00:45:43,975 TO BETHLEHEM TO BE COUNTED. 997 00:45:44,009 --> 00:45:44,943 YES JOSEPH. 998 00:45:44,976 --> 00:45:46,244 MOM, I NEED TO GO. 999 00:45:46,277 --> 00:45:47,378 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUNG LADY? 1000 00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:49,314 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GOING 1001 00:45:49,347 --> 00:45:51,216 TO DO OR WHAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO, ALRIGHT. 1002 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:54,419 MOM, I MEANT GO TO THE BATHROOM. 1003 00:45:54,452 --> 00:45:55,453 OH, OKAY. 1004 00:45:55,486 --> 00:45:56,454 ALRIGHT THAT'S FINE. 1005 00:45:56,487 --> 00:45:58,423 I'M GONNA, I'M GONNA GET US SOME GOOD SEATS, HMM? 1006 00:45:58,456 --> 00:45:59,891 YIPPEE. 1007 00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:02,961 OH MAN... 1008 00:46:02,994 --> 00:46:06,932 ...NEED A PLACE TO STAY, YOU CAN USE OUR STABLE OUT BACK. 1009 00:46:06,965 --> 00:46:09,067 MY W-WIFE IS IN NEED OF REST. 1010 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,803 THE STABLE WILL BE FINE. 1011 00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:14,239 WELL THEN, FOLLOW ME. 1012 00:46:14,906 --> 00:46:16,107 SORRY. 1013 00:46:16,141 --> 00:46:18,476 I KNOW GOD IS WITH US, MARY. 1014 00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:21,412 IN HERE IS BETTER THAN OUT IN THE COLD. 1015 00:46:21,446 --> 00:46:24,549 BEHOLD, I BRING GOOD NEWS OF GREAT JOY. 1016 00:46:24,582 --> 00:46:28,119 FOR TODAY, IN THE CITY OF DAVID, THERE IS BORN TO YOU A SAVIOR 1017 00:46:28,153 --> 00:46:30,055 WHO IS CHRIST THE LORD. 1018 00:46:30,088 --> 00:46:33,091 AND THIS WILL BE THE SIGN FOR YOU: YOU WILL FIND A BABY 1019 00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:35,160 WRAPPED IN CLOTH, AND LYING IN... 1020 00:46:59,985 --> 00:47:00,385 HEY. 1021 00:47:00,418 --> 00:47:01,186 [SCREAMS] 1022 00:47:01,219 --> 00:47:01,887 [MOCKS SCREAMING] 1023 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:02,553 [SCREAMS] 1024 00:47:02,587 --> 00:47:04,322 STOP SCREAMING! 1025 00:47:04,355 --> 00:47:06,357 IF YOU DON'T STOP SCREAMING, SOMEONE'S GOING TO COME DOWN 1026 00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:08,059 HERE AND THEN WE'LL BOTH GET IN TROUBLE. 1027 00:47:08,093 --> 00:47:09,394 WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOWN HERE. 1028 00:47:09,427 --> 00:47:11,362 WHO ARE YOU? 1029 00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:13,031 I'M KARA. 1030 00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:16,868 I'M ALANA. 1031 00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:19,270 PRETTY COOL STUFF DOWN HERE. 1032 00:47:19,304 --> 00:47:22,307 I GUESS. 1033 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:23,374 YEAH. 1034 00:47:23,408 --> 00:47:26,277 * 1035 00:47:57,642 --> 00:48:01,379 WORST CHRISTMAS EVER! 1036 00:48:01,412 --> 00:48:05,483 FIRST I LOSE MY JOB THAT I DON'T HAVE REALLY AT ALL, THEN 1037 00:48:05,516 --> 00:48:09,287 I CAN'T BE WITH MY DAUGHTER, THEN I CANT FIND HER. 1038 00:48:10,989 --> 00:48:12,490 "GO TO CHURCH!" 1039 00:48:12,523 --> 00:48:14,292 STUPID SANTA. 1040 00:48:17,195 --> 00:48:21,499 OH, YOU DON'T THINK THAT... 1041 00:48:21,532 --> 00:48:24,202 SHOULD I GO TO CHURCH? 1042 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:25,070 ALRIGHT, FINE. 1043 00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:26,004 I'LL GO TO CHURCH. 1044 00:48:26,037 --> 00:48:27,338 I'LL CHECK IT. 1045 00:48:28,306 --> 00:48:30,475 JOSEPH, I DON'T FEEL VERY WELL. 1046 00:48:30,508 --> 00:48:33,511 I THINK THE BABY IS ABOUT TO BE BORN. 1047 00:48:33,544 --> 00:48:35,180 PLEASE MARRY, LIE DOWN. 1048 00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:36,982 IT WON'T BE LONG NOW. 1049 00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:40,718 MEANWHILE, SOME SHEPHERDS WERE WATCHING THEIR FLOCKS AT 1050 00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:45,090 NIGHT, WHEN SUDDENLY AN ANGEL APPEARED RIGHT BEFORE THEM. 1051 00:48:45,123 --> 00:48:49,494 LET'S GO TO BETHLEHEM AND SEE WHAT THE LORD HAS TOLD US ABOUT... 1052 00:48:49,527 --> 00:48:53,031 UGH, WHERE'S ALANA? 1053 00:48:53,064 --> 00:48:55,967 PRAISE GOD FOR THIS GOOD NEWS. 1054 00:48:59,204 --> 00:49:00,972 SWEETIE? 1055 00:49:01,006 --> 00:49:02,307 ALANA? 1056 00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:05,543 WHERE ARE YOU? 1057 00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:10,548 HONEY, YOU ALMOST READY TO EAT? 1058 00:49:10,581 --> 00:49:13,751 WHERE DID YOU GO? 1059 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:14,685 [SIGHS] 1060 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,622 ALANA. 1061 00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:19,290 HONEY? 1062 00:49:19,324 --> 00:49:21,126 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1063 00:49:23,728 --> 00:49:26,331 OH, SHE DOES THIS EVERY YEAR. 1064 00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:40,478 ALANA? 1065 00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:41,512 SWEETIE? 1066 00:49:41,546 --> 00:49:44,615 WHERE ARE YOU? 1067 00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:50,788 ALANA... 1068 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:53,491 YOU WERE JUST IN HERE, WHERE ARE YOU? 1069 00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:55,293 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1070 00:49:56,294 --> 00:49:59,230 SOME TIME LATER, THREE WISE MEN SAW A BRIGHT STAR IN 1071 00:49:59,264 --> 00:50:00,331 THE SKY. 1072 00:50:00,365 --> 00:50:01,466 LOOK, A STAR! 1073 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,334 LOOK HOW BRIGHT IT IS! 1074 00:50:03,368 --> 00:50:05,270 IT IS THE SIGN, A WONDERFUL SIGN! 1075 00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:07,405 THE KING IS BORN! 1076 00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:09,407 LET US GO AND WORSHIP HIM. 1077 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,342 QUICK, WE NEED GIFTS TO BRING. 1078 00:50:11,376 --> 00:50:14,645 I KNOW WHAT I, UH, UH, WILL BRING HIM. 1079 00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:17,582 I WILL BRING HIM GOLD, FOR HE IS ROYALTY. 1080 00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:19,184 MY GIFT WILL BE EXTRA SPECIAL. 1081 00:50:19,217 --> 00:50:20,785 IT'S THE GIFT OF MYRRH. 1082 00:50:20,818 --> 00:50:22,587 FRANKINSENSE WILL BE MY GIFT. 1083 00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:26,157 [CROWD LAUGHING] 1084 00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:48,846 HOLY MOTHER OF GOD... 1085 00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:50,348 YES? 1086 00:50:51,182 --> 00:50:52,117 STOP! 1087 00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:53,818 STOP THAT NOW! 1088 00:50:53,851 --> 00:50:57,655 [CROWD LAUGHING AND APPLAUDING] 1089 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,694 WOAH. 1090 00:51:07,632 --> 00:51:09,200 KARA? 1091 00:51:09,234 --> 00:51:10,701 HI DADDY. 1092 00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,775 ALANA? 1093 00:51:22,447 --> 00:51:26,584 ARE YOU PLEASED WITH YOURSELVES? 1094 00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:29,854 YOU'VE RUINED THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT. 1095 00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:30,621 SORRY. 1096 00:51:30,655 --> 00:51:32,657 SORRY. 1097 00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:35,626 IN ALL FAIRNESS, IT REALLY WAS PRETTY FUNNY. 1098 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,828 THE LORD DOES NOT FIND ANYTHING FUNNY! 1099 00:51:37,862 --> 00:51:39,630 NEVER HAS, NEVER WILL. 1100 00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:42,667 [GIGGLES] 1101 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:43,701 ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? GET OUT. 1102 00:51:43,734 --> 00:51:45,603 ALL OF YOU, GET OUT. 1103 00:51:45,636 --> 00:51:46,837 GET OUT. 1104 00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:49,807 YOU'VE DONE YOUR DAMAGE, NO, LEAVE THE, LEAVE THE COW HEAD. 1105 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:50,675 HONEY... 1106 00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:51,809 THAT'S EVIDENCE NOW. 1107 00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:53,678 LEAVE THE COW HEAD. 1108 00:51:53,711 --> 00:51:56,747 THANK YOU. 1109 00:52:11,529 --> 00:52:13,798 WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO WITH THEM? 1110 00:52:13,831 --> 00:52:16,901 UH, HAY AND WATER FOR THIRTY DAYS IN THE 1111 00:52:16,934 --> 00:52:18,503 COUNTY FAIR LOCKUP. 1112 00:52:18,536 --> 00:52:20,438 [LAUGHS] 1113 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:22,540 OH, YOU'RE FUNNY. 1114 00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:25,543 I HAVEN'T BEEN RECENTLY. HEH. 1115 00:52:25,576 --> 00:52:27,745 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 1116 00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:30,515 I'M A PRETTY GOOD LISTENER. 1117 00:52:30,548 --> 00:52:32,550 BESIDES, I DON'T THINK I WANT TO EXPOSE THIS TOWN TO ANY 1118 00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:35,220 MORE OF MY DAUGHTER TONIGHT. 1119 00:52:35,253 --> 00:52:36,454 WELL, SHE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GIRL. 1120 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:38,289 OH, YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER'S 1121 00:52:38,323 --> 00:52:39,824 CO-CONSPIRATOR. THAT'S WHY. 1122 00:52:39,857 --> 00:52:43,394 MM, THEY ARE KIND OF TWO PEAS IN A POD. 1123 00:52:43,428 --> 00:52:45,696 YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET THAT BIG CITY POLICE CHIEF 1124 00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:47,598 JOB RICK. 1125 00:52:47,632 --> 00:52:48,799 WHAT? 1126 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:52,337 YEAH, WELL, I HEAR YOUR JOB GOT CANCELED, AND THEIR LOSS 1127 00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:53,538 IS OUR GAIN. 1128 00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:57,242 W-WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT? 1129 00:52:57,275 --> 00:52:59,377 HM, WELL I... 1130 00:52:59,410 --> 00:53:02,613 NOW THAT I THINK ON IT I... 1131 00:53:02,647 --> 00:53:04,649 CAN'T RECALL WHAT HIS FACE LOOKED LIKE. 1132 00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:06,551 ISN'T THAT STRANGE. 1133 00:53:06,584 --> 00:53:09,186 BUT HE WAS WEARING A SANTA SUIT. 1134 00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:12,257 UH, I-I HAVE TO GO. 1135 00:53:12,290 --> 00:53:13,358 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING OVER TO TOMS. 1136 00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:14,825 I HAVE SOME BUSINESS I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF FIRST. 1137 00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:16,761 I'M SORRY, I'M REALLY SORRY! 1138 00:53:16,794 --> 00:53:18,763 [CHUCKLES] 1139 00:53:18,796 --> 00:53:21,766 LOOK AT HIM, RUSHING OUT OF HERE AND LEAVING ME ALL ALONE 1140 00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:23,434 WITH A PRETTY YOUNG LADY. 1141 00:53:23,468 --> 00:53:24,769 [CHUCKLES] 1142 00:53:24,802 --> 00:53:29,274 NOW MY NAME IS MR. HAROLD, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME JOE. 1143 00:53:29,307 --> 00:53:30,575 WELL, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU JOE. 1144 00:53:30,608 --> 00:53:32,943 I'M LUCY. 1145 00:53:40,951 --> 00:53:42,320 YOU LIKE EGG NOG? 1146 00:53:42,353 --> 00:53:43,454 OH, I LOVE EGG NOG. 1147 00:53:43,488 --> 00:53:45,823 I MAKE THE BEST EGG NOG. 1148 00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:46,957 YEAH? 1149 00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:50,428 YEAH, I'M BRINGING A BATCH OF IT OVER TO TOM'S PARTY. 1150 00:53:50,461 --> 00:53:52,730 NOW, THE SHERIFF... 1151 00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:57,402 HE'S BEEN KIND OF DOWN, UH, AND IF, MAYBE IF I BRING MY 1152 00:53:57,435 --> 00:54:02,640 EGG NOG, AND YOU BRING, WELL, YOU. 1153 00:54:02,673 --> 00:54:04,975 MAYBE THE TWO OF US CAN CHEER HIM UP A BIT. 1154 00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:06,611 MAYBE. 1155 00:54:06,644 --> 00:54:08,746 OH, ALANA. 1156 00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:10,014 MY, MY DAUGHTER. 1157 00:54:10,047 --> 00:54:12,049 SHE'S IN THE BACK OF THE CAR. I'M SORRY. 1158 00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:13,818 J-JOE, I GOTTA, I GOTTA... 1159 00:54:13,851 --> 00:54:16,821 IT WAS REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU THOUGH. 1160 00:54:16,854 --> 00:54:18,589 WELL LOOK AT HER GO TOO. 1161 00:54:18,623 --> 00:54:22,527 THE WHOLE GENERATION'S OFF IN A BIG HURRY! 1162 00:54:24,028 --> 00:54:26,464 THAT GUY IS UNBELIEVABLE! 1163 00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:27,665 WHO? 1164 00:54:29,834 --> 00:54:31,502 UM, I FORGOT YOU GUYS WERE IN HERE. 1165 00:54:31,536 --> 00:54:34,372 UH, JUMP OUT A-AND WALK BACK TO THE CHURCH. 1166 00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:35,540 DAD, IT'S FREEZING! 1167 00:54:35,573 --> 00:54:36,607 AND REALLY FAR! 1168 00:54:36,641 --> 00:54:38,543 WELL YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU 1169 00:54:38,576 --> 00:54:40,545 BECAME A COW. 1170 00:54:40,578 --> 00:54:41,912 GO. 1171 00:54:57,762 --> 00:54:59,430 DID HE JUST CALL YOU A COW? 1172 00:54:59,464 --> 00:55:00,665 YEP. 1173 00:55:00,698 --> 00:55:01,699 HE CAN BE KIND OF A... 1174 00:55:01,732 --> 00:55:04,001 YEP. 1175 00:55:04,034 --> 00:55:05,970 BUT HE'S COOL. 1176 00:55:06,003 --> 00:55:08,072 I THINK SO. 1177 00:55:08,105 --> 00:55:11,976 SO, WHICH WAY TO THE CHURCH? 1178 00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:18,583 I DON'T KNOW. 1179 00:55:21,118 --> 00:55:24,822 STUPID KIDS. 1180 00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:27,392 RUINED MY CHRISTMAS PAGEANT. 1181 00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:39,504 I'M A COW! 1182 00:55:39,537 --> 00:55:41,105 I'M FUNNY BECAUSE I'M A COW! 1183 00:55:41,138 --> 00:55:42,907 I'M A COW, UH... 1184 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:46,977 YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT I'M TRUSTING A COW TO LEAD ME TO 1185 00:55:47,011 --> 00:55:49,013 MY SALVATION? 1186 00:55:49,046 --> 00:55:50,948 GOOD LORD, I'M IN SOME TROUBLE. 1187 00:55:50,981 --> 00:55:52,483 [LAUGHS] 1188 00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:00,725 OH, SHERIFF LANGSTON. 1189 00:56:00,758 --> 00:56:01,926 HAVE YOU FOUND HER? 1190 00:56:01,959 --> 00:56:03,894 YES, I FOUND HER. 1191 00:56:03,928 --> 00:56:05,796 PUT HER ON THE PHONE. 1192 00:56:05,830 --> 00:56:06,731 I CAN'T. 1193 00:56:06,764 --> 00:56:08,633 RICK, PUT HER ON THE PHONE NOW! 1194 00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:09,534 I CAN'T. 1195 00:56:09,567 --> 00:56:10,568 I SORT OF... 1196 00:56:10,601 --> 00:56:12,403 PUT HER OUT ON THE STREET. 1197 00:56:12,437 --> 00:56:16,441 Y-YOU LEFT HER ALONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD? 1198 00:56:16,474 --> 00:56:17,107 SHE'S NOT ALONE. 1199 00:56:17,141 --> 00:56:18,909 SHE'S GOT ALANA WITH HER. 1200 00:56:18,943 --> 00:56:20,445 WHO'S ALANA? 1201 00:56:20,478 --> 00:56:23,080 A NEW KID IN TOWN. 1202 00:56:23,113 --> 00:56:29,620 RICK, I'M COMING DOWN THERE AND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. 1203 00:56:29,654 --> 00:56:30,421 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1204 00:56:30,455 --> 00:56:31,221 BRING IT ON. 1205 00:56:31,255 --> 00:56:31,922 I'VE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN YOU. 1206 00:56:31,956 --> 00:56:33,724 I'VE GOT SANTA CLAUS TO KILL. 1207 00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:38,062 WHAT DOES HE SAY? 1208 00:56:38,095 --> 00:56:41,732 HE'S GOING TO KILL SANTA. 1209 00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:44,669 I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS IN THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON. 1210 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,112 YOU! 1211 00:56:57,682 --> 00:56:59,784 WOAH, RICK! 1212 00:57:02,186 --> 00:57:04,689 I ONLY TOOK ONE COOKIE! 1213 00:57:04,722 --> 00:57:05,490 WHAT THE... 1214 00:57:05,523 --> 00:57:07,091 LANGUAGE, RICK. 1215 00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:09,827 WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 1216 00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:12,730 HE HAD A RED SANTA SUIT AND WANTED TO SPREAD GOOD NEWS FOR 1217 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:13,731 CHRISTMAS. 1218 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:14,965 LOOKS MORE LIKE SPREAD EAGLE. 1219 00:57:14,999 --> 00:57:16,834 [LAUGHS] 1220 00:57:19,036 --> 00:57:19,937 COME ON! 1221 00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:20,971 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1222 00:57:21,005 --> 00:57:23,140 GET OUT OF HERE! 1223 00:57:23,173 --> 00:57:24,675 MERRY CHRISTMAS SANTA! 1224 00:57:24,709 --> 00:57:26,877 REALLY GLAD YOU'RE STAYING, RICK. 1225 00:57:26,911 --> 00:57:28,813 YOU WANT TO BE IN THE CELL WITH THOSE GUYS? 1226 00:57:28,846 --> 00:57:29,914 [YELPS] 1227 00:57:30,915 --> 00:57:33,183 WHAT EXACTLY WOULD'VE BEEN THE CHARGE, RICK? 1228 00:57:33,217 --> 00:57:35,520 HE DIDN'T BREAK INTO THE STATION. 1229 00:57:35,553 --> 00:57:39,056 YOU FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOOR AGAIN. 1230 00:57:39,089 --> 00:57:42,560 HAVING A GAL ON YOUR MIND CAN MAKE A MAN FORGETFUL. 1231 00:57:42,593 --> 00:57:43,561 UH, I DON'T KNOW. 1232 00:57:43,594 --> 00:57:44,795 LITTERING. 1233 00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:46,731 WHAT, OH IT DOESN'T, IT DOESN'T MATTER! 1234 00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:49,133 I HAVE NOTHING ON MY MIND! 1235 00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:51,268 OH, HE'S TOUGH. 1236 00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:52,870 HO, HO, HO! 1237 00:57:52,903 --> 00:57:54,271 [CHUCKLES] 1238 00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:58,275 ISN'T THIS GUY THE BEST, RICKY? 1239 00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:01,111 YOU NEVER REALLY WANTED TO LEAVE. 1240 00:58:01,145 --> 00:58:04,081 DON'T TELL ME WHAT I WANTED. 1241 00:58:04,114 --> 00:58:07,184 YOU JUST WANT LOVE! 1242 00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:09,620 DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID? 1243 00:58:09,654 --> 00:58:12,990 PLEASE, BE QUIET. 1244 00:58:18,796 --> 00:58:22,800 MAY I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION RAINER? 1245 00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:23,868 SURE. 1246 00:58:23,901 --> 00:58:26,070 WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING? 1247 00:58:26,103 --> 00:58:27,504 UH... 1248 00:58:28,939 --> 00:58:31,308 WELL, I WAS. 1249 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,043 I HAVE A REAL ESTATE LICENSE. 1250 00:58:33,077 --> 00:58:34,745 HUH. 1251 00:58:34,779 --> 00:58:38,649 IT'S SORT OF TOUGH TO GET LISTINGS. 1252 00:58:38,683 --> 00:58:43,287 SO I STARTED WORKING LESS. 1253 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,256 AND DRINKING MORE. 1254 00:58:46,290 --> 00:58:51,562 YEAH. 1255 00:58:51,596 --> 00:58:54,264 I WANT TO STRAIGHTEN MYSELF OUT, SANTA. 1256 00:58:54,298 --> 00:58:57,167 I REALLY DO. 1257 00:58:57,201 --> 00:59:01,305 BUT IT'S TOUGH. 1258 00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:06,844 THIS IS THE ONLY SUIT I HAVE. 1259 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:09,013 IT'S JUST HARD TO... 1260 00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:12,316 GET A SECOND CHANCE. 1261 00:59:12,349 --> 00:59:15,085 I SEE. 1262 00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:20,625 WELL, YOU HANG IN THERE. 1263 00:59:20,658 --> 00:59:24,895 SOMETIMES LUCK CAN CHANGE. 1264 00:59:24,929 --> 00:59:26,096 HM. 1265 00:59:27,164 --> 00:59:29,333 QUIET NOW. 1266 00:59:29,366 --> 00:59:32,870 LOOKS LIKE THE SHERIFF IS HAVING A LITTLE NAP. 1267 00:59:36,373 --> 00:59:39,176 [EERIE MUSIC] 1268 00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:42,847 * 1269 01:00:15,780 --> 01:00:17,982 WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SO MISERABLE? 1270 01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:20,384 YOU MISS YOUR DAUGHTER. 1271 01:00:21,686 --> 01:00:23,220 YOU MISS YOUR DAUGHTER RICK! 1272 01:00:23,253 --> 01:00:28,358 ["HO, HO, HO" ECHOING THROUGH THE ROOM] 1273 01:00:28,392 --> 01:00:31,395 YOUR EX IS WITH FREDERICO. 1274 01:00:31,428 --> 01:00:33,430 DID YOU BRING ME A SANDWICH? 1275 01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:36,200 YOU DIDN'T PUT ANY LIGHTS UP, RICK. 1276 01:00:36,233 --> 01:00:37,735 YOU'RE MISERABLE. 1277 01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:40,237 YOU WERE ALWAYS A LOUSY HUSBAND. 1278 01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:43,774 ALL HE WANTED WAS A MEAL! 1279 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:46,310 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, * 1280 01:00:46,343 --> 01:00:51,148 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1281 01:00:51,181 --> 01:00:54,051 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO BELIEVE AGAIN, RICK. 1282 01:00:54,084 --> 01:00:55,853 BELIEVE AGAIN. 1283 01:00:55,886 --> 01:00:58,155 BELIEVE AGAIN, RICK. 1284 01:00:58,188 --> 01:01:00,725 WE BELIEVE IN YOU, RICK. 1285 01:01:00,758 --> 01:01:02,126 HO HO HO! 1286 01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:04,895 YOU JUST LEAVE THEM ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD? 1287 01:01:04,929 --> 01:01:05,863 LUCY! 1288 01:01:05,896 --> 01:01:07,698 N-NO, WELL YES, BUT... 1289 01:01:07,732 --> 01:01:09,033 I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE TOWN GOOD GUY! 1290 01:01:09,066 --> 01:01:09,967 I-I AM, I AM. 1291 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,937 NO, WAIT, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, STOP. 1292 01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:13,971 I'M SO SORRY. 1293 01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:15,105 I'M... 1294 01:01:15,139 --> 01:01:19,710 I JUST, THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. 1295 01:01:19,744 --> 01:01:21,278 THERE WAS THIS JOB THAT I THOUGHT I HAD, AND THEN I 1296 01:01:21,311 --> 01:01:22,780 DIDN'T GET IT, AND... 1297 01:01:22,813 --> 01:01:25,282 OH MY GOD, DAD, ARE YOU GOING TO CRY? 1298 01:01:25,315 --> 01:01:26,150 WHAT, NO! 1299 01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:27,718 I'M NOT... 1300 01:01:27,752 --> 01:01:29,486 LUCY, PLEASE. 1301 01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:31,488 PLEASE COME TO TOM'S PARTY TONIGHT. 1302 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:34,091 I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU, I PROMISE. 1303 01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:37,161 OKAY, BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU ARE REALLY CUTE WHEN YOU'RE 1304 01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:38,362 FLUSTERED. 1305 01:01:38,395 --> 01:01:40,064 [LAUGHING] 1306 01:01:40,831 --> 01:01:41,832 GOOD. 1307 01:01:41,866 --> 01:01:43,300 OH MY GOD, HE'S NOT GOING TO KISS HER, IS HE? 1308 01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:44,969 EW. 1309 01:01:45,002 --> 01:01:46,303 NOT YET, RICK. 1310 01:01:46,336 --> 01:01:49,006 IN THE POLICE STATION, UGH, GET A ROOM! 1311 01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:50,775 DIANE? 1312 01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:52,476 T-THIS IS, UM... 1313 01:01:52,509 --> 01:01:53,477 LUCY. 1314 01:01:53,510 --> 01:01:55,012 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME. 1315 01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:56,213 IT'S LUCY. 1316 01:01:56,246 --> 01:01:58,115 MM, I HEARD. 1317 01:01:58,148 --> 01:01:59,950 I'M GOING TO GO. 1318 01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:04,121 YES, I THINK YOU SHOULD. 1319 01:02:04,154 --> 01:02:05,289 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANTA. 1320 01:02:05,322 --> 01:02:06,891 OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS, FREDERICO. 1321 01:02:06,924 --> 01:02:09,393 WHY YOU LOCK UP SANTA ON THE CHRISTMAS EVE? 1322 01:02:09,426 --> 01:02:11,528 HE HAS NOT BEEN PUT ON THE ROW OF DEATH, I HOPE. 1323 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:12,963 DEATH ROW? 1324 01:02:12,997 --> 01:02:13,831 NO! 1325 01:02:13,864 --> 01:02:15,800 N, NO! RICK, [STAMMERING] 1326 01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:17,334 OH, YOU JUST SUCH A... 1327 01:02:17,367 --> 01:02:19,369 GOOD LUCK WITH LUCY. 1328 01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:21,806 DIANE, WAIT! 1329 01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:22,372 DAINE. 1330 01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:23,908 BYE RICK. 1331 01:02:23,941 --> 01:02:25,910 IT WAS NICE TO MEET OF YOU. 1332 01:02:25,943 --> 01:02:27,311 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1333 01:02:27,344 --> 01:02:28,779 OH, FREDERICO. 1334 01:02:28,813 --> 01:02:30,414 HERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 1335 01:02:30,447 --> 01:02:33,317 BUT I HAS ALREADY TO RECEIVE THIS BEAUTIFUL SWEATER. 1336 01:02:33,350 --> 01:02:34,451 YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS. 1337 01:02:34,484 --> 01:02:36,120 OF COURSE I DO! 1338 01:02:36,153 --> 01:02:37,822 I'M SANTA CLAUS! 1339 01:02:37,855 --> 01:02:39,223 HO HO HO HO HO! 1340 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:40,424 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1341 01:02:40,457 --> 01:02:43,828 OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS FREDERICO. 1342 01:02:43,861 --> 01:02:46,396 [LAUGHING] 1343 01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:50,868 AHH, A GOOD MAN WHO LOVES CHRISTMAS. 1344 01:02:50,901 --> 01:02:53,003 ONE MAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 1345 01:02:53,037 --> 01:02:54,905 BIG DEAL. 1346 01:02:54,939 --> 01:02:56,807 DOESN'T MAKE MY LIFE ANY LESS TERRIBLE. 1347 01:02:56,841 --> 01:02:58,442 OH, NOW RICK. 1348 01:02:58,475 --> 01:03:00,377 YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1349 01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:01,545 YEAH, RICK. 1350 01:03:01,578 --> 01:03:04,014 YOUR LIFE'S LIKE COQ AU VIN COMPARED TO MY CHICKEN NUGGET 1351 01:03:04,048 --> 01:03:05,515 OF A LIFE. 1352 01:03:10,187 --> 01:03:13,991 I FOUND A FRENCH COOKBOOK IN THE TRASH. 1353 01:03:14,959 --> 01:03:17,394 YOU TWO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 1354 01:03:17,427 --> 01:03:19,396 STAY IN YOUR CELL. 1355 01:03:27,872 --> 01:03:30,207 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 1356 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,142 WATCH THE SHOW. 1357 01:03:34,444 --> 01:03:36,446 HEY. 1358 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,016 EVERYTHING ALRIGHT? 1359 01:03:39,049 --> 01:03:41,118 WE JUST CAME TO THANK YOU. 1360 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,620 UH, FOR WHAT? 1361 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:46,423 YOU UH, SENT ME TO MR. HAROLD'S HOUSE. 1362 01:03:46,456 --> 01:03:50,394 WHEN HE TOLD ME ABOUT HIS DAD LOSING HIS JOB, I SAID I'M 1363 01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:54,899 LOOKING FOR A MANAGER TO RUN ONE OF MY HARDWARE STORES. 1364 01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:57,334 YEAH, I'M THANKFUL THAT YOU DID. 1365 01:03:57,367 --> 01:03:59,503 SO I CAME TO THANK YOU SHERIFF, YOU KNOW, FOR SENDING 1366 01:03:59,536 --> 01:04:02,606 MY BOY OVER, OVER TO HIS PLACE THERE, AND ALSO FOR YOUR 1367 01:04:02,639 --> 01:04:05,075 WILLINGNESS TO DO A GOOD DEED. 1368 01:04:05,109 --> 01:04:08,078 'CAUSE WITHOUT THAT, NONE OF THIS COULD'VE HAPPENED. 1369 01:04:08,112 --> 01:04:10,180 [MOUTHING WORDS] 1370 01:04:11,548 --> 01:04:13,650 WELL... 1371 01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:16,954 I WAS VERY HAPPY THAT EVAN VOLUNTEERED TO GO OVER TO 1372 01:04:16,987 --> 01:04:19,957 MR. HAROLD'S HOUSE AND KEEP HIS SIDEWALK SHOVELED. 1373 01:04:19,990 --> 01:04:23,994 YOU KNOW, NOT MANY CHILDREN ARE WILLING TO WORK ANYMORE. 1374 01:04:24,028 --> 01:04:26,964 NOW, WHEN I WAS A CHILD, WE HAD TO GO... 1375 01:04:26,997 --> 01:04:30,534 YES, I REMEMBER YOU WALKED UPHILL TO SCHOOL TEN MILES IN 1376 01:04:30,567 --> 01:04:32,236 THE SNOW BAREFOOT. 1377 01:04:32,269 --> 01:04:33,971 I HAD SHOES! 1378 01:04:34,004 --> 01:04:35,339 OH, OKAY. 1379 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:36,440 WELL, THANK YOU. 1380 01:04:36,473 --> 01:04:37,942 WE SHOULD GET GOING NOW. 1381 01:04:37,975 --> 01:04:40,210 HE'S GOT WORK TO DO. 1382 01:04:40,244 --> 01:04:42,246 SHAUN SAYS HI. 1383 01:04:42,279 --> 01:04:44,982 YEAH, UH, SEND HIM MY BEST. 1384 01:04:45,015 --> 01:04:47,684 OH YEAH THAT, UH, THAT REMINDS ME. 1385 01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:51,021 EVER SINCE I'VE GOT A JOB NOW, I'M GOING TO ASK SHAUN'S 1386 01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:52,589 MOTHER LISA TO MARRY ME. 1387 01:04:52,622 --> 01:04:54,158 HOHO, DAD! 1388 01:04:54,191 --> 01:04:55,225 CONGRATULATIONS! 1389 01:04:55,259 --> 01:04:57,261 THANK YOU. 1390 01:04:57,294 --> 01:04:58,562 ALRIGHT, NOW, LET'S GO. 1391 01:04:58,595 --> 01:05:00,164 COME ON. 1392 01:05:05,102 --> 01:05:08,005 SEE? 1393 01:05:08,038 --> 01:05:11,641 SOME OLD MAN OFFERS EVAN'S DAD A JOB AND THAT, THAT CHANGES 1394 01:05:11,675 --> 01:05:14,044 EVERYTHING? 1395 01:05:14,078 --> 01:05:17,714 A JOB GIVES A MAN HOPE. 1396 01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:22,019 AND HOPE MAKES HIM A BETTER MAN. 1397 01:05:22,052 --> 01:05:26,323 AND A BETTER MAN, A BETTER FATHER. 1398 01:05:26,356 --> 01:05:30,660 AND A BETTER FATHER, A BETTER FAMILY. 1399 01:05:30,694 --> 01:05:35,199 AND A BETTER FAMILY, A BETTER WORLD. 1400 01:05:39,303 --> 01:05:41,738 DEEP. 1401 01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:43,573 I LOVE YOU SANTA. 1402 01:05:43,607 --> 01:05:46,110 I LOVE YOU TOO RAINER! 1403 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:52,549 [PHONE RINGS] 1404 01:05:52,582 --> 01:05:54,551 SHERIFF LANGSTON SPEAKING. 1405 01:05:54,584 --> 01:05:55,619 I HEARD. 1406 01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:58,355 YEAH, EVAN'S DAD GOT A JOB. 1407 01:05:58,388 --> 01:06:02,159 NO, I MEAN YOUR JOB. 1408 01:06:02,192 --> 01:06:03,660 OH, UH, YEAH. 1409 01:06:03,693 --> 01:06:04,861 I GUESS UH... 1410 01:06:04,894 --> 01:06:08,465 RICK, I, I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, 1411 01:06:08,498 --> 01:06:11,568 THE SHERIFF'S JOB IS YOURS, THE SHERIFF'S JOB WILL ALWAYS 1412 01:06:11,601 --> 01:06:12,769 BE YOURS. 1413 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:15,472 TOM, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 1414 01:06:15,505 --> 01:06:16,540 NOW RICK, I WANT YOU HERE. 1415 01:06:16,573 --> 01:06:18,308 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 1416 01:06:18,342 --> 01:06:21,678 BESIDES, NOBODY WOULD LISTEN TO ME ANYWAY. 1417 01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:23,747 YOU COMING OVER TONIGHT? 1418 01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:25,182 UH... 1419 01:06:25,215 --> 01:06:26,216 I DON'T KNOW. 1420 01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:27,284 I DON'T KNOW. 1421 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:30,620 UM, THINGS JUST GOT WORSE, SO... 1422 01:06:30,654 --> 01:06:34,358 YEAH, IT'S ALL THE MORE REASON TO COME. 1423 01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:38,762 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 1424 01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:41,598 I LOVE YOU MAN. 1425 01:06:41,631 --> 01:06:44,301 UH... 1426 01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:46,536 YEAH, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER BUD. 1427 01:06:49,439 --> 01:06:51,708 AW, SWEET. 1428 01:06:51,741 --> 01:06:54,444 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1429 01:06:54,478 --> 01:06:56,646 HE MEANT IT. 1430 01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:00,450 YOU'RE LIKE A BIG BROTHER TO HIM. 1431 01:07:00,484 --> 01:07:03,253 I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 1432 01:07:04,121 --> 01:07:07,524 [SIGHS] 1433 01:07:07,557 --> 01:07:11,395 SAME OLD, SAME OLD. 1434 01:07:11,428 --> 01:07:14,731 BRAND NEW, BRAND NEW. 1435 01:07:14,764 --> 01:07:15,465 ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW... 1436 01:07:15,499 --> 01:07:17,501 RICK, SIT. 1437 01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:22,272 JUST LISTEN FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE. 1438 01:07:22,306 --> 01:07:26,210 YOU HAVE GOT A LOT OF THINGS GOING FOR YOU. 1439 01:07:26,243 --> 01:07:28,078 INSIGHT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ONE OF THEM. 1440 01:07:28,112 --> 01:07:28,678 OKAY, UH... 1441 01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:31,115 SHH, SHH, SHH. 1442 01:07:31,148 --> 01:07:33,850 THIS TOWN LOVES YOU. 1443 01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:37,121 OH, THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN THAT WOULD DO ANYTHING 1444 01:07:37,154 --> 01:07:39,556 FOR YOU, AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS... 1445 01:07:39,589 --> 01:07:41,291 WELL. 1446 01:07:41,325 --> 01:07:43,427 COMPLAIN. 1447 01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:47,697 YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR WHOLE ATTITUDE AND OUTLOOK! 1448 01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:50,767 LOVE IS RIGHT HERE. 1449 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,570 UNDER YOUR NOSE. 1450 01:07:53,603 --> 01:07:57,374 AND YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE IT. 1451 01:07:57,407 --> 01:08:00,310 OH, YOUR DAUGHTER THINKS THE WORLD OF YOU, AND YOU ARE 1452 01:08:00,344 --> 01:08:03,213 GOING TO LOSE HER TOO. 1453 01:08:03,247 --> 01:08:06,450 THIS TOWN WILL PUT UP WITH A LOT, BUT EVENTUALLY THEY WILL 1454 01:08:06,483 --> 01:08:13,557 TIRE OF THE SHERIFF WHO REFUSES TO BE... 1455 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:15,359 HAPPY. 1456 01:08:18,362 --> 01:08:20,430 CAN I SPEAK? 1457 01:08:20,464 --> 01:08:23,367 I THINK YOU JUST DID. 1458 01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:27,737 I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 1459 01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:30,407 BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHANGE. 1460 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,309 AH. 1461 01:08:32,342 --> 01:08:35,412 BUT THAT'S THE FIRST STEP. 1462 01:08:35,445 --> 01:08:38,782 BE WILLING TO CHANGE. 1463 01:08:38,815 --> 01:08:41,551 WANTING TO CHANGE. 1464 01:08:41,585 --> 01:08:50,160 AND YOU WILL FIND HAVING THAT, YOU WILL CHANGE. 1465 01:08:50,194 --> 01:08:52,462 I WANT TO CHANGE, I REALLY DO. 1466 01:08:52,496 --> 01:08:55,332 I KNOW YOU DO, RICK. 1467 01:08:55,365 --> 01:08:58,235 AND YOU WILL. 1468 01:09:01,505 --> 01:09:02,839 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 1469 01:09:02,872 --> 01:09:06,476 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1470 01:09:15,685 --> 01:09:17,221 HEY RICK. 1471 01:09:17,254 --> 01:09:20,324 WE'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 1472 01:09:20,357 --> 01:09:21,825 WE? 1473 01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:27,397 NOW, WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT LEAVING AND WE KNOW THAT YOUR 1474 01:09:27,431 --> 01:09:29,499 NEW JOB FELL THROUGH. 1475 01:09:29,533 --> 01:09:34,504 BUT WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IT MAKES IT THE BEST CHRISTMAS 1476 01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:37,507 THIS TOWN HAS EVER KNOWN! 1477 01:09:37,541 --> 01:09:38,975 OH, I... 1478 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:41,678 I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT, UH. 1479 01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:42,779 THANK YOU. 1480 01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:46,283 AND WE WANT YOU TO KNOW WE DECORATED YOUR WHOLE HOUSE, 1481 01:09:46,316 --> 01:09:47,384 WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. 1482 01:09:47,417 --> 01:09:50,954 AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN JUST ARREST ALL OF US. 1483 01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:55,492 WHY WOULD I MIND? 1484 01:09:55,525 --> 01:09:56,960 THANK YOU. 1485 01:09:59,496 --> 01:10:03,467 HAVING A MAN LIKE YOU AS OUR SHERIFF IS THE KIND OF THING 1486 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:04,868 THAT DESERVES A TOAST. 1487 01:10:04,901 --> 01:10:06,603 DOES EVERYBODY HAVE SOME EGG NOG? 1488 01:10:06,636 --> 01:10:08,872 WELL, WE DON'T. 1489 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:11,508 WELL HERE YOU GO. 1490 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:12,676 AH! 1491 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:14,844 [LAUGHING] 1492 01:10:18,848 --> 01:10:20,384 MINE DOESN'T HAVE BOOZE IN IT. 1493 01:10:20,417 --> 01:10:22,552 MAYBE THAT'S FOR THE BEST. 1494 01:10:22,586 --> 01:10:24,921 MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUIT FOR GOOD. 1495 01:10:24,954 --> 01:10:26,523 I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD... 1496 01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:27,891 CAN DO THAT. 1497 01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:31,395 JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 1498 01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:37,701 NOW I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST. 1499 01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:41,438 THROUGH THICK AND THIN, HE HELPS US WHEN WE'RE DOWN. 1500 01:10:41,471 --> 01:10:44,608 AND IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT WE ACKNOWLEDGE HIM. 1501 01:10:44,641 --> 01:10:49,513 RICK LANGSTON, A PILLAR OF OUR COMMUNITY, AND WE'RE HAPPY 1502 01:10:49,546 --> 01:10:53,450 YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE IN ROCKFORD. 1503 01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:56,720 THE BIG CITY CAN GO AND EAT A BAG OF STALE POPCORN. 1504 01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:59,323 [EVERYONE LAUGHS] 1505 01:10:59,356 --> 01:11:01,425 CHEERS! 1506 01:11:02,058 --> 01:11:04,494 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1507 01:11:04,528 --> 01:11:06,696 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1508 01:11:06,730 --> 01:11:08,932 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1509 01:11:08,965 --> 01:11:11,435 * AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR 1510 01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:15,839 * GOOD TIDINGS WE BRING TO YOU AND YOUR KIN * 1511 01:11:15,872 --> 01:11:20,777 * GOOD TIDINGS FOR CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR * 1512 01:11:20,810 --> 01:11:23,413 [CHEERING] 1513 01:11:24,948 --> 01:11:28,017 UH, MOVE IT OVER TO TOM'S PARTY, ALRIGHT? 1514 01:11:28,051 --> 01:11:30,454 HEY, THIS IS SOME GREAT EGG NOG, RICK. 1515 01:11:30,487 --> 01:11:32,456 WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH MR. HAROLD, BUT YOU KNOW I 1516 01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:33,590 DIDN'T MAKE IT. 1517 01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:34,524 YOU BROUGHT IT. 1518 01:11:34,558 --> 01:11:36,526 OF COURSE I REMEMBER! 1519 01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:41,365 I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT IT IS GREAT! 1520 01:11:41,398 --> 01:11:44,734 YES SIR, YES SIR. 1521 01:11:44,768 --> 01:11:47,471 OKAY, DESIGNATED DRIVERS! 1522 01:11:47,504 --> 01:11:49,439 BE SAFE! 1523 01:11:50,707 --> 01:11:53,843 OH, I REMEMBER HIM AS A CHILD. 1524 01:11:53,877 --> 01:11:56,713 HE WAS ALWAYS THE NICEST LITTLE PERSON. 1525 01:11:56,746 --> 01:11:58,582 AND HE ALWAYS LIKED HIS EGG NOG. 1526 01:11:58,615 --> 01:12:01,351 [LAUGHING] 1527 01:12:01,385 --> 01:12:03,420 THANK YOU SANTA. 1528 01:12:03,453 --> 01:12:05,955 YOU'RE WELCOME RICK. 1529 01:12:10,727 --> 01:12:13,430 YOU CAN GO. 1530 01:12:13,463 --> 01:12:14,964 YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 1531 01:12:19,769 --> 01:12:22,939 FAREWELL, RAINER. 1532 01:12:22,972 --> 01:12:25,742 I BELIEVE IN YOU. 1533 01:12:25,775 --> 01:12:30,980 NOW YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. 1534 01:12:31,014 --> 01:12:33,817 THANK YOU SANTA. 1535 01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:36,753 [CHUCKLING] 1536 01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:39,456 MERRY CHRISTMAS RICK! 1537 01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:43,026 HO, HO, HO! 1538 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:49,433 AH, WHAT'S THIS? 1539 01:12:49,466 --> 01:12:52,836 OH, THAT'S THE TOYS FOR THE UNDERPRIVILEGED CHILDREN OF 1540 01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:53,937 ROCKFORD. 1541 01:12:53,970 --> 01:12:55,872 SHIRLEY DOES IT EVERY YEAR. 1542 01:12:55,905 --> 01:12:57,474 INTERESTING. 1543 01:13:01,478 --> 01:13:05,549 WELL, IT'S TIME FOR ME TO FLY, RICK. 1544 01:13:05,582 --> 01:13:07,784 MUSTN'T KEEP THE CHILDREN WAITING. 1545 01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:13,022 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANTA. 1546 01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:16,860 OH, HIS BAG. 1547 01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:18,895 OH, HERE, UH... 1548 01:13:18,928 --> 01:13:20,630 SANTA, WAIT! 1549 01:13:27,504 --> 01:13:29,072 SANTA, WAIT! 1550 01:14:05,909 --> 01:14:07,777 COMMANDO DUTCH. 1551 01:14:07,811 --> 01:14:09,445 TWO OF 'EM. 1552 01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:18,722 RAINER, DID YOU PUT A SUIT IN THIS? 1553 01:14:18,755 --> 01:14:19,856 NO. 1554 01:14:19,889 --> 01:14:24,160 DO YOU I LOOK LIKE I OWN MULTIPLE SUITS? 1555 01:14:24,193 --> 01:14:26,930 IT'S GOT YOUR NAME IN IT. 1556 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:28,932 HERE. 1557 01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:32,335 WHY DON'T YOU PUT THIS ON, GET READY FOR THE PARTY? 1558 01:14:36,205 --> 01:14:38,608 YOU WANT TO KNOW MY PHILOSOPHY ON CHRISTMAS? 1559 01:14:38,642 --> 01:14:39,543 NO. 1560 01:14:39,576 --> 01:14:40,910 OKAY. 1561 01:14:46,850 --> 01:14:48,151 WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE? 1562 01:14:48,184 --> 01:14:50,286 WELL MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO, RICK. 1563 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:51,721 MERRY CHRISTMAS? 1564 01:14:51,755 --> 01:14:52,956 YES. 1565 01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:54,624 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1566 01:14:54,658 --> 01:14:57,727 FREDERICO GOT TWO FIRST CLASS TICKETS TO SPAIN AS A GIFT, 1567 01:14:57,761 --> 01:14:59,996 ALONG WITH A FIVE-STAR HOTEL STAY, AND WE HAVE TO LEAVE 1568 01:15:00,029 --> 01:15:01,731 IMMEDIATELY. 1569 01:15:01,765 --> 01:15:03,266 THAT'S A LITTLE BIT QUICK, ISN'T IT? 1570 01:15:03,299 --> 01:15:06,002 WELL IT'S A REALLY UNEXPECTED GIFT. 1571 01:15:06,035 --> 01:15:08,304 FROM SANTA. 1572 01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,840 HEH, YEAH, I'M SURE ACTUALLY IT WAS. 1573 01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:13,843 ANYWAY, I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE KARA COULD SPEND THE 1574 01:15:13,877 --> 01:15:15,078 HOLIDAY WITH YOU AFTER ALL? 1575 01:15:15,111 --> 01:15:18,147 IF YOU STILL WANT THAT. 1576 01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:21,685 WANT THAT? I WOULD LIKE THAT MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD! 1577 01:15:21,718 --> 01:15:23,219 YES! 1578 01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:25,722 THANKS MOM! 1579 01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:26,990 OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS SWEETHEART. 1580 01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:28,291 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1581 01:15:28,324 --> 01:15:30,293 NOT YOU, RICK. KARA. 1582 01:15:30,326 --> 01:15:31,227 RIGHT. 1583 01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:34,731 [SIGHS] WHY NOT? 1584 01:15:40,236 --> 01:15:43,740 FREDERICO, NICE SWEATER. 1585 01:15:43,773 --> 01:15:45,141 THANK YOU. 1586 01:15:45,174 --> 01:15:46,342 Y-YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. 1587 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:49,345 I KNOW THAT. 1588 01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:50,880 BE SAFE AND... 1589 01:15:50,914 --> 01:15:53,316 HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1590 01:15:53,349 --> 01:15:58,287 GOD BLESS YOU, MR. SHERIFF RICK OF ROCKFORD. 1591 01:16:03,727 --> 01:16:05,294 WHERE'S SANTA? 1592 01:16:05,328 --> 01:16:08,598 UH, NORTH POLE I GUESS. 1593 01:16:08,632 --> 01:16:09,733 OH COME ON, DAD. 1594 01:16:09,766 --> 01:16:11,801 I'M NOT SEVEN ANYMORE. 1595 01:16:11,835 --> 01:16:13,870 NEITHER AM I. 1596 01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:18,742 HE WAS JUST A NICE OLD MAN WHO WAS A BIT CRAZY. 1597 01:16:18,775 --> 01:16:22,612 YEAH, BUT UH... 1598 01:16:24,814 --> 01:16:27,050 YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 1599 01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:30,053 HE REALLY WAS SANTA. 1600 01:16:30,086 --> 01:16:32,221 AND YOU KNOW IT RICK. 1601 01:16:40,930 --> 01:16:41,731 RICK! 1602 01:16:41,765 --> 01:16:42,766 HEY, YOU MADE IT. 1603 01:16:42,799 --> 01:16:43,633 HEY KARA! 1604 01:16:43,667 --> 01:16:44,934 HOW YOU DOING, TOM P... 1605 01:16:44,968 --> 01:16:46,636 RAINER! 1606 01:16:46,670 --> 01:16:48,204 WHAT HAPPENED TO RAINER? 1607 01:16:48,237 --> 01:16:49,305 SANTA. 1608 01:16:49,338 --> 01:16:50,106 WELL, COME ON IN! 1609 01:16:50,139 --> 01:16:51,107 COME IN! 1610 01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:52,041 ALRIGHT, HEY. 1611 01:16:52,075 --> 01:16:54,711 AND WE COME BEARING GIFTS! 1612 01:16:54,744 --> 01:16:57,280 WELL AREN'T YOU THE MAN. 1613 01:16:57,313 --> 01:16:59,649 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT GIFTS? 1614 01:16:59,683 --> 01:17:02,686 I PUT THE DOWN PAYMENT ON THIS HOUSE 'CAUSE RENT-A-COP THERE 1615 01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:04,187 DOESN'T MAKE ANY MONEY. 1616 01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:06,389 ALRIGHT, THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU MA'AM. 1617 01:17:06,422 --> 01:17:07,724 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1618 01:17:07,757 --> 01:17:09,893 DON'T CALL ME MA'AM. 1619 01:17:09,926 --> 01:17:13,262 WELL WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT DO YOU DO? 1620 01:17:13,296 --> 01:17:14,798 RAINER JEFFRIES. 1621 01:17:14,831 --> 01:17:16,265 REAL ESTATE AGENT. 1622 01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:18,301 WELL HONEY, LET'S HAVE A DRINK. 1623 01:17:18,334 --> 01:17:19,969 OH, NO. 1624 01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:21,404 ONE DAY SOBER. 1625 01:17:21,437 --> 01:17:22,071 THANK YOU. 1626 01:17:22,105 --> 01:17:24,908 BUT HOW ABOUT A DANCE INSTEAD? 1627 01:17:24,941 --> 01:17:26,910 ME-OW. 1628 01:17:28,745 --> 01:17:32,415 * 1629 01:17:32,448 --> 01:17:33,249 RAINER! 1630 01:17:33,282 --> 01:17:34,751 SHIRLEY! 1631 01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:37,787 YOU LOOK GOOD. 1632 01:17:37,821 --> 01:17:41,224 OH, HOW'S YOUR CHRISTMAS EVE, SHIRLEY? 1633 01:17:41,257 --> 01:17:42,391 BLESSED. 1634 01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:44,694 DO YOU KNOW THAT SOMEBODY MADE AN ANONYMOUS DONATION TO OUR 1635 01:17:44,728 --> 01:17:45,929 TOY DRIVE? 1636 01:17:45,962 --> 01:17:47,964 WE HIT OUR GOAL! 1637 01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:48,965 THAT'S JUST FINE, HONEY. 1638 01:17:48,998 --> 01:17:49,933 BUT YOU NEED TO BEAT IT. 1639 01:17:49,966 --> 01:17:50,867 MOVE ALONG! 1640 01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:52,869 YOU SHOULD THANK SANTA CLAUS. 1641 01:17:52,902 --> 01:17:54,203 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHIRLEY. 1642 01:17:54,237 --> 01:17:55,872 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1643 01:17:56,740 --> 01:18:00,143 YOU KNOW RAINER, I MUST ADMIT... 1644 01:18:00,176 --> 01:18:02,678 I AM WELL INTO MY THIRTIES. 1645 01:18:03,947 --> 01:18:06,282 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME OVER. 1646 01:18:06,315 --> 01:18:07,450 ARE YOU LEAVING US ALREADY? 1647 01:18:07,483 --> 01:18:11,387 WELL, I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY SON IN CHICAGO, AND AT THE 1648 01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:14,858 LAST MINUTE HE DECIDED TO BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY IN 1649 01:18:14,891 --> 01:18:17,093 FOR CHRISTMAS. 1650 01:18:17,126 --> 01:18:19,295 HE SAID HE GOT A CALL FROM A FRIEND OF MINE. 1651 01:18:19,328 --> 01:18:23,066 I DON'T KNOW WHO, BUT... 1652 01:18:23,099 --> 01:18:28,137 I'M GOING TO SEE MY SON, MY GRANDDAUGHTER, AND MY 1653 01:18:28,171 --> 01:18:30,206 DAUGHTER-IN-LAW. 1654 01:18:30,239 --> 01:18:35,178 IT IS TRULY A BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS. 1655 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:37,013 HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1656 01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:39,082 GOOD NIGHT, MR. HAROLD. 1657 01:18:40,149 --> 01:18:43,186 CHRISTOPHER, LOOK WHAT SANTA CLAUS BROUGHT FOR YOU. 1658 01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:44,420 WHADDYA GOT, PAL? 1659 01:18:44,453 --> 01:18:45,955 A COMMANDO DUTCH! 1660 01:18:45,989 --> 01:18:46,856 THAT'S RIGHT. 1661 01:18:46,890 --> 01:18:47,957 A COMMANDO DUTCH! 1662 01:18:47,991 --> 01:18:49,793 HIGH FIVE, BUDDY. 1663 01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:53,129 MERRY CHRISTMAS, PAL. 1664 01:18:53,162 --> 01:18:55,264 RICK, I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE TO BE THANKED, 1665 01:18:55,298 --> 01:18:57,333 BUT THANK YOU BROTHER. 1666 01:18:57,366 --> 01:18:58,467 THANK YOU RICK. 1667 01:18:58,501 --> 01:19:00,336 AND WELCOME. 1668 01:19:00,369 --> 01:19:01,304 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1669 01:19:01,337 --> 01:19:02,471 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1670 01:19:06,042 --> 01:19:08,945 I THINK YOU KNOW OUR GUESTS. 1671 01:19:08,978 --> 01:19:10,346 ALANA! 1672 01:19:11,514 --> 01:19:12,849 'SUP. 1673 01:19:12,882 --> 01:19:14,317 GOT A PHONE FOR CHRISTMAS? 1674 01:19:14,350 --> 01:19:15,351 ME TOO. 1675 01:19:15,384 --> 01:19:17,220 COOL. 1676 01:19:17,253 --> 01:19:19,222 COOL. 1677 01:19:22,191 --> 01:19:23,492 WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. 1678 01:19:23,526 --> 01:19:25,261 TURN AROUND. 1679 01:19:29,432 --> 01:19:31,901 ALRIGHT, I GOT THE TALL ONE. 1680 01:19:31,935 --> 01:19:34,570 FINE WITH ME. 1681 01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:36,472 WHICH ONES THE TALL ONE? 1682 01:19:37,941 --> 01:19:38,541 HEY. 1683 01:19:38,574 --> 01:19:39,508 HI. 1684 01:19:39,542 --> 01:19:40,376 YOU MADE IT. 1685 01:19:40,409 --> 01:19:41,377 UH, YES. 1686 01:19:41,410 --> 01:19:42,278 YES I DID. 1687 01:19:42,311 --> 01:19:43,146 SO DID YOU! 1688 01:19:43,179 --> 01:19:45,381 YEAH, WELL, YOU INVITED ME. 1689 01:19:45,414 --> 01:19:47,250 YES I DID. 1690 01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:49,585 I SEE, UH, KARA MADE IT TOO. 1691 01:19:49,618 --> 01:19:50,586 YEAH SHE DID. 1692 01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:51,921 OH, HOW'D THAT HAPPEN. 1693 01:19:51,955 --> 01:19:56,092 I FINALLY TOOK SOMEONE'S VERY GOOD ADVICE. 1694 01:19:57,093 --> 01:19:59,462 EXCUSE ME. 1695 01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:01,597 EXCUSE ME EVERYBODY, IF I COULD HAVE YOUR ATTENTION JUST 1696 01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:03,399 FOR A MOMENT. 1697 01:20:03,432 --> 01:20:09,205 UM, I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GIFT, FOR A VERY SPECIAL GIRL. 1698 01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,341 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1699 01:20:15,178 --> 01:20:20,449 LISA, WOULD YOU MARRY ME? 1700 01:20:20,483 --> 01:20:21,851 OH EVAN... 1701 01:20:21,885 --> 01:20:22,952 YES. 1702 01:20:22,986 --> 01:20:25,188 YES OF COURSE I WILL! 1703 01:20:31,961 --> 01:20:34,363 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, I AM SO EXCITED! 1704 01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:36,432 AND I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO DO. 1705 01:20:36,465 --> 01:20:38,567 I HAVE TO SELL MY HOUSE. 1706 01:20:40,469 --> 01:20:43,639 I UH, HAPPEN TO BE A REAL ESTATE AGENT, SO I THINK I CAN 1707 01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:46,342 HANDLE ONE MORE IN THIS CITY. 1708 01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:49,078 WELL THAT'D BE GREAT, THANK YOU. 1709 01:20:50,079 --> 01:20:52,348 I'M SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG. 1710 01:20:52,381 --> 01:20:53,482 [LAUGHING] 1711 01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:55,284 WELL, LOOKS LIKE THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS HAS GOTTEN INTO 1712 01:20:55,318 --> 01:20:56,953 EVERYBODY THIS YEAR. 1713 01:20:56,986 --> 01:21:00,056 WELL, IT CERTAINLY HAS GRABBED ME. 1714 01:21:10,099 --> 01:21:11,600 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1715 01:21:11,634 --> 01:21:13,269 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1716 01:21:15,304 --> 01:21:16,872 [GASPS] 1717 01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:19,342 DADDY, DADDY. 1718 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:21,210 HEY, WHAT'S UP BUDDY? 1719 01:21:21,244 --> 01:21:23,446 I SAW SANTA CLAUS WITH ALL HIS REINDEER. 1720 01:21:23,479 --> 01:21:24,647 YOU SAW SANTA CLAUS? 1721 01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:26,282 ALRIGHT, HIGH FIVE! 1722 01:21:26,315 --> 01:21:27,583 YOU HUNGRY? 1723 01:21:27,616 --> 01:21:30,053 ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA CATCH YOU GUYS LATER. 1724 01:21:30,086 --> 01:21:32,421 HEY HONEY, DO WE HAVE ANY MORE OF THAT HAM? 1725 01:21:39,195 --> 01:21:41,064 [LAUGHING] 1726 01:21:47,636 --> 01:21:55,578 * 107358

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