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By some effing miracle, we are in this wildcard match, and if we win this wildcard match,

then we go to the playoffs, and normally I don't really care about winning,

but today, I have not one, but two exes out on that field, so, I came to

["Play the Field" by Partner]

The sayings are true, no wife, all the strife.

You know today is my last game with the Brovaries, because tomorrow,

-F.I.R. -E agent Beck is deporting me back to Dinkelsbuhl.

That's not how the system works, but I'm glad she understands there are repercussions in the

Yeah, the Toronto Blue Gays did not play their absolute sharpest this season,

but that is due to a generous helping of having our heads not in the game, but in the laps of

I'm a generous lover. Ann used to call me lapdog daddy.

Okay team listen up, listen up here,

we got one chance, to make Joanne's dream come true.

I mean Sasha is probably gonna leave her.

So I'd like us all to work together on this one.

I made a victory playlist in anticipation.

Yeah, I'm only going to have five pre-game beer, so that I can really focus on the sport.

[Ann] Okay, gimme a Brovaries on three!

Here we go. One, two, three, [Everyone] Brovaries!

- [Ann] Hey, - Sup dog?

That's so nice. Cut up some orange slices team.

Let's kill those Blue Gays! [Team cheers]

Yeah let's win this game, so I can get back to being a better wife to be.

Let's go! [team chants] Brovaries, Brovaries, Brovaries!

[Ann] Run, run, yes! [team cheers]

- Yes! You are out Beck! You are out, out, out! - [Ann] Nice one Zari!

[team cheers] [Boris] That's a baby!

[team cheers]

[Parker] Okay look alive Blue Gays, we've got one more out and we are going to the playoffs!

[Sound of ball hitting Ann's face]

[Ann] Ow, fuck! Oh my god I'm bleeding.

[Boris] Ann are you alright?

Are you okay? Can we get some help over here?

- Fuck me. - Just hold it back, okay-

- Holy fuck. - [Eva] Maybe some ice?

Blood rule.

A player who is bleeding or has blood on the uniform shall be considered an injured player.

Such players may not return to the game until the bleeding has stopped,

and the soiled cloth has been treated with a bleach disinfectant.

Okay, it's gonna stop, just, just give her a second!

[Beck] Tick tock pubic ass, it's been five minutes.

It's only dribbling!

Yeah but none of that matters if we can't treat the soiled cloth with a bleach disinfectant.

Zari!

It'll stop.

[together] It won't stop.

- That girl's a bleeder. - I still used to go down on her quite a bit.

Like a lot.

No it's fine. Take that.

Oh god. Oh...

Short hand rule: If a player must leave the game and there is no substitute available,

when it's that player's turn to bat, an out is declared.

As presiding league assistant-

- Oh boy. - I've determined that a ten minute nosebleed

is dangerous, and Ann, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the field.

Suck it Brovaries.

Are you fucking kidding me?

No way, I can bat and bleed!

This is bullshit.

Rules is rules pubes.

And seeing as you have no one else to bat for her, looks like you bushfarts have lost.

Again.

Not on my watch ya bully.

["Play the Field" by Partner]

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