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Not too much head.

I'm not one to spill the beans on someone else's love life,

but Ann just got dumped by two people.

I'm not saying polyamory doesn't work but woof!

Double break up! That's gotta hurt.

So I'm here for her [burp]. And I'm gonna do everything I can.

To make her feel better.

I couldn't survive one breakup, how are you gonna survive two?

It's like inception break up.

["Play the Field" by Partner]

You okay there big guy?

Fit as a diddle.

So um, when do you think uh, no pressure, but when,

when do you think Sasha's gonna let you back, back upstairs?

I don't know. But. I do think I heard her crying last night.

Yeah, I heard someone crying.

Yeah could've been me.

Yeah might've been. Could've been.

Do you think I smoke too much weed?

And or like, play too much video game?

Could be. Do you think my job is cool?

Yeah!

See they both said that, they both said they thought I was lazy.

But like, I just don't think that a lazy person has a level 90 in ForkNite.

I just came back to get my Grass Painter,

but Joanne and Ann are holed up in there, being all emotional and shit,

I can't get sucked into another night of crying and drinking in the field house.

So, the plan is, hardcore positivity, in out, like a fucking, jolly ass ninja.

- Good morning friends!

- It's night time dude.

Fuck. Just gimme a beer.

- I thought you'd already left for the bar? - Yeah well, I forgot my Grass

- Oh yeah, how's that going by the way? - It's fine. Sorta.

- [Joanne] Tell us the truth. - I just wanted it to have this whole like,

app thing that controls it, but you know, this is about all I can do by

It'll probably just be junk in my mom's basement in six months. So.

You want like a, you want like an app that controls it from like your

- Yeah I can totally do that. - Actually?

Yeah! I mean I can do a prototype up for sure,

you just need, you need like a more sophisticated API so your phone can communicate with the,

the painter. I mean this is like, it's exactly what I do.

Exactly what you don't do you lazy sack of shit!

Oh my god I'm so sorry.

It was like a joke in here and then when it came out it was so mean!

Oh my god. I'm such a fuck up.

- [Ann] Sasha's gonna take you back! - [Joanne] Why?

Why would she though? She's like, she's got this great job, right,

she's got fucking abs. And like the longest hair.

- [Ann] I don't know man. - And I'm just a data analysist at Mimico.

- Obsessed with my slo pitch team. - Love doesn't make sense.

- Opposites attract. - I should never. Never have kicked her off.

I just wanted to be good at one thing Sasha wasn't good at.

- I think you need to tell her that bro. - No way. No way.

- Grand gesture. - Yes.

- [Ann] Grand gesture! - [Joanne] Grand gesture!

- We are gonna get you off my couch. - Woo!

I am gonna stay up with you all night, and we are gonna figure this out.

- Would a lazy person do that? - I don't think so!

- No. - Take that, Parker and whatever the girl's

name is. Oh sorry.

[Mel] Grand gesture, grand gesture, grand gesture.

[singing] "Now this is the ballad of a team facing loss,

Of coach gone astray and a failing boss, Of a woman done wrong and

Singing Sasha, please don't take your love elsewhere."

"Now coach Joanne, she was a fool, Caught up too much in the plays

She forgot the good word and the love of the game,

Slo pitch ain't about perfect aim."

"It's an atta gal there, it's an atta pal there,

It's the beer and the cheer and the joy that we share,

And with this song we swear soberly!"

Sasha, we'll die without ya, on the Brovaries!"

Take it away Joanne.

"Sasha!"

"My love, my heart, and my soul"

"Can you forgive a gal who's dug her own hole, Cause when winter comes and the

I want you to be there when I grow old"

[Everyone] "Sasha won't ya come back, Get the team on track,

Down on our knees, Come back to the Brovaries!"

[Everyone] Come back Sasha, we love you!

Uh, I don't know. Is it lame?

- J it's perfect. - K. Here we go. Here we go.

- [Joanne] Send that baby. - Damn, you send her a lot of texts.

Woah, yeah, now that I'm looking at it. That's quite a few.

Hmm. That's alright. You wanna watch it again?

Yeah.

["Play the Field" by Partner]

To us.

Alcohol is so good.

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