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- You're the one on the field the whole time. - I didn't say anything.

- Are you kidding me? You're the one who said two outs.

- When did- - You said two outs!

It doesn't matter if she said it or not, you should've known there were only

- I heard Zari say it. - Thank you Lee.

Yeah, okay, okay I think we know who's fault today really was.

It wasn't you. It wasn't you, wasn't you, wasn't you.

Wasn't me.

I feel a Joanne self sabotage coming on.

- It's just in the air.

["Play the Field" by Partner]

I know what you're all thinking, k? Someone has to say it!

And I mean, it's gotta be me. I mean I'm the one who should say it because uh, I'm the one.

So-

My favourite part about this team,

is getting to see all the older lesbians fight with each other.

Her batting average is 64. Her ERA is 7.2.

She's always late because of work.

And her never worn to code uniform is very sexy, I know, I know, but it's not very

[Boris] Hit it Sasha! Sexy!

We have to stop putting this off. And I think this is what you all

- We have to cut Sasha. - No Joanne.

- For real? - Yes, yes for the team!

- No. - I'm looking at the facts and the stats.

No Joanne, the facts and the stats are that you make a stupid ding dong decision,

and nobody want it.

I really need for this not to happen because last time Joanne and Sasha got into a fight,

Joanne stayed on my couch for a week.

The crying, it's like a flock of seagulls, fighting over a loaf of bread.

Joanne I think this is just a bit, uh, extreme.

Folks. Are we ordering anything today?

I thought that I already did but that was only in my mind.

Okay no, no Brovaries, we need to focus, okay,

we don't have much time before Sasha gets back from her eyebrow extensions.

Joanne, no one here thinks that you should cut Sasha.

Also she will leave you if you do, is just my humble baby boy opinion,

coming from personal knowledge and facts.

No, okay, this is bigger than me. This is bigger than Sasha.

She's gonna understand that. Okay? Especially if you guys do it.

[team laughs] We are not, no-

- Two shots Wayne! - Put them on the bar now.

[Joanne] I'm not laughing, I'm not laughing! I'm not making a joke, I'm not laughing.

- How about we have a toast for Sasha! - Sasha! We love her.

[Joanne] I do not feel respected right now.

Brovaries, I've got treats!

- Hey Sasha. - [Sasha] Hi.

- How's it going? - Your eyebrows look so long and beautiful.

What's going on? Seriously, what the hell?

You're cut from the team. We all talked about it, team decision.

- You're cut.

- You're kidding.

- Mel, why don't- - No.

Okay. Wow. You know by the way I wasn't getting eyebrow extensions today.

I was getting new jerseys for everybody that don't say pubic ass on them.

You can go stay at Ann's tonight in the basement, alright?

And try to muffle your sobs, cause I don't want to fucking hear it Joanne.

Ann is it okay if I stay with you tonight?

Yup.

God dammit.

["Play the Field" by Partner]

[Boris] Wow, I would like to give a spank to that leather clad bottom top, huh?

Not okay Boris.

Sorry. Sorry Joanne.

- [Joanne] They're not easy to take off. - [Boris] Wow Joanne!

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