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Big match today folks, huh?

Okay, okay, so Zari when you catch those pop flies,

I want you to remember to look for the double play, okay?

Lee last game you were bunting when there was a runner on third.

Folks I want some clean, smart hits out there okay.

Who's gonna get hot sauce player of the game today huh?!

Boris, I'm looking at you!

Your batting average is up 60 points this season.

Well thank you Joanne, let me tell you something,

it's all in the hips.

[Joanne] Oh yeah, nice technique Bor! So today we-

[Beck] Boris-

- No, I'm very busy, let's chat later- - Get back here!

- [Zari] Boris put some pants on! - [Boris] I don't understand!

You guys don't have any massage tables? We have like seven.

- What's up Beck? - Looks like your shit team,

is about to get a whole lot shitter. Bushfarts.

I think you mean shittier.

["Play the Field" by Partner]

I work for the F.I.R.E. Department. Federal Immigration and Refugee

My therapist says I'm using my position to deport Boris "unfairly,"

and to the benefit of my slo-pitch team.

But this has nothing to do with my power addiction.

While we're on the subject, I think my therapist has been having sexy dreams about me.

So who's crossing the line now Donna, hmm?

Shit.

-The F.I.R. -E Department out to ruin my life

You know they do a calendar every year too?

It's actually pretty hot.

I was March.

I'm opening this.

- Oh my god baby, that is so illegal.

- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck failure to appear fuck, fuck.

August 27th?

Why don't we just put this back inside, let's just-

- Boris is going to be deported. - Deported?

- Before playoffs! - Like there's been an order for removal?

Okay that is weird, did she do something illegal or?

There's been a lot of public nudity.

Look, I know how this will look to Donna, my hot therapist who's been having sex dreams about me,

but the truth is, Boris, who yeah, I'm aware is the second best player on the

came here four years ago on a tourist visa and has not filed a single piece

So suck on that you kraut bitch.

Boris, not Donna. Donna's Swedish.

Guys don't worry, okay, this is gonna be fine.

I know an amazing immigration lawyer who can definitely fast track a work permit for Boris.

Okay?

Sasha that is a very generous offer, but we've all known Boris a wee bit longer than you have,

and you can't put a wild boar into an office chair.

Well as a partner at the firm, I have the authority to create some sort of

that can accommodate her "boaring" schedule.

Okay, well some of us are happy with our boring jobs.

I was making a pun, hun. Like boar, like wild boar.

I think your job is awesome.

Joanne has been working at Mimico P&A since I was in law school.

And she supported me the entire way through which I am so grateful for!

But now that I make enough money to support the both of us,

I've been trying to get her to explore other career prospects,

and that has been met with... resistance.

Babe, I think we got this covered, okay?

Saving Boris is going to be a great team building exercise.

Okay we'll do one of our classic Brovaries, da da da da, brainstorm!

The topic of this one, "Save Boris." Who's got an idea-

- I can get her a work permit. - [Joanne] Anybody else?

- We could get her a fake identity. - I think Sasha's plan was

Anybody else have a new idea?

I got adult chicken pox once, they wouldn't let me go to Buffalo.

Great, now you're thinking.

Yeah, quarantine that foreigner.

Oh wait a second, on second thought, if she's sick she can't play.

So does that pan out?

- [Mel] No. - Uh, doesn't Zari have that one sad, hot co-worker?

- Green card wife. - Can confirm, she is both hot and sad.

- Is this the winner? - Boris doesn't just need a snack, she needs a whole meal.

Let's get out OG wifed up.

- [whole team] Yes, yes Lee! - Green card wife, I think that's the winner!

Oh my goodness, little rookie just pulling in with the fantastic idea, my

You're gonna get a bottle of hot sauce, that's right!

Okay now we gotta focus on winning that game on the field, so everybody, let's get out

[Joanne] Green card wife!

[Team chants] Green card wife, green card wife-

- I can literally make a visa- - Green card wife! Green card wife!

Green card wife! Green card wife!

I know those idiots are gonna come up with some half baked scheme to keep Boris in the

like giving her adult measles, or marrying her off to someone completely

like a therapist...

["Play the Field" by Partner]

We should do a calendar. Can we-

- Do a calendar? - Yeah!

- Yeah, of course.

- Sasha every month. - Fair.

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