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[Joanne] If you examine the Brovaries' game play stats, you'll find that we

apart in the last three to four innings.

Moderation has never been our strong suit.

But today, we're going to do something a bit different.

["Play the Field" by Partner]

Folks, welcome to the first dry game of the season!

[Boris] Yes, you are certainly making me dry with those silly short pants Joanne.

[Ann] Sorry where's the beer?

As per my last email, all drinking will have to wait till after the game.

So we can focus our efforts on the field.

- [Mel] What? No. - [Joanne] Yes.

- Oh, Boris! - [Mel] No, no we talked about this Joanne.

- Joanne where is the beer?! - Okay it's in a safe, dry place Boris.

And it will be returned, once we, knock wood, win that game.

- [Mel] Joanne! - [Joanne] You're going to have to pay for that cooler Boris.

I'm feeling complicated about this.

An inclusive environment for sobriety, cool.

But the incarceration of people's valuables?

- Nice toss, okay. - [Joanne] Oh nice catch!

Thank you baby.

[In the distance] Ole, ole, ole, ole

Fucking shit Joanne! You want us to play the

Below Bloor Party Brigade with no beer?

Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole!

No. Don't worry ladies, I am on it.

Zari I'm taking your bike to the liquor mart.

Honey it's Sunday after 5, nothing's gonna be open sweetie.

- Oh. Is it? - Well played you hosenscheisser.

Thank you.

Chug, chug, chug, chug!

Yes yes yes!

Aaaaaaahhhhhh!

Let's go baby, chug, chug, chug, chug! Yes, suck it down baby, yes!

One, two, three, and whoooo!

That's how you chug a sports drink!

[Sasha] Hell yeah baby get it!

[Sound of Joanne puking]

[Sasha] Oh my, oh goodness, oh god.

Electrolytes.

The Below Bloor Party Brigade has never won the league per se,

But, I mean we have won Most Fun Team of the Year Award 5 years running, so...

Ferda. Yeah. Pretty tight.

Bolognese! Who wants some bolognese? [accordion starts playing]

That's you, and that's you!

You know Joanne, beer can explode.

If it gets too hot, sitting in the car, in direct sunlight.

- Yeah the beer's not in my Subaru Mel. - Fuck.

Do love that car though.

Joanne you are tearing me apart.

Fuck her teetrinker agenda, I am like a shark baby.

I can smell the booze in the water from a mile away.

Okay, okay, I got the scent, yeah. Okay yeah, here we go, okay.

I got it! I got the beer!

Here we go!

Keep up.

Shit.

[Zari] Places beer could be.

Joanne's safe dry place. Okay.

Uhhhh...

[insects buzzing]

Alright, grains, hops, yeast.

Well I definitely have one of those ingredients, eh.

I guess, we just play the game?

[team cheers on players]

[Joanne] I can't believe it!

You seen the movie Whiplash?

It's about a teacher who abuses a young drum prodigy.

Then he goes on to win all the, the games.

All the drum things. Drum things, whatever they're called.

Sometimes all you need is a little tough love.

[Below Bloor Party Brigade cheers]

- Let's go. Let's go! - Make sure you get this.

Imma crank this 405 dead centre.

Hey party boy!

Get a big one in huh, you gonna make a try, but you won't do it cause you stink.

Joanne, none of this garb like last time huh.

[Sasha] Right here baby, right to me.

[Team cheers]

Ich rieche bier!

Oh mine god!

It's- woah!

Babe, I, I'll get you a Muskoka, okay?

[Zari] It was here the whole time!

- [Zari] Oh I needed this.

- [Sasha] Baby I'll save you one for later, okay?

Give me another!

Come on.

Brovaries. BROVARIES!

It was a close one. We really had 'em.

Till the 6th.

["Play the Field" by Partner]

Joanne, unlock the crate.

You think this is a funny game, it's not.

I am not having fun.

This is a beer league with no beer?

Turn it off.

I said turn off the camera, I don't want to play anymore.

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