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[Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" plays]

[sound of Brovaries loudly entering the bar]

[Boris] Eh Tchaikovsky, put on some Carlos Santana.

Wayne, loving the lip.

Berry Cherry, bitch.

How about some shots eh?! And Boris wants a pickled egg!

["Play the Field" by Partner]

Okay, today everybody was hustling! Yeah that was nice! Very nice.

But, hot sauce player of the game goes to, drum-roll sweetheart...

Mel! [Sasha cheers]

Who, despite our loss came in with a near game breaking triple.

And that slick double play at the bottom of the sixth.

This spicy lady's for you.

Oh shit.

Hot sauce!

We have a tradition where each game one Brovarie is named...

Hot Sauce Player of the Game! Woah woah wow!

Yeah, I bottle and brew my own hot sauce.

Doink!

It's Jojo's hot sauce, yeah.

So our MVP gets to take home a zesty reward for their hard work.

The team loves it.

Do you want this?

[Boris] Shots for everybody! [Ann] I'll have a beer, if I could have a pint.

Can I get a fernet on the rocks?

- Yeah, I will also have one of those. - I'll have a double.

Triple me up baby boy, three times the power.

Yeah, I'm going to need to see some ID

[Joanne] Hey hey hey, probably for the best kiddo huh, we've all got practise on Tuesday.

So nobody can get too... slizzard.

Sometimes I regret drinking.

I never regret showing Joanne Urban Dictionary.

Go and buy yourself a new lipstick or something.

So I am lucky to be making the crazy money as an undocumented immigrant.

Because well, my goodness. I cannot really talk about my line of work.

But do the words "corporate espionage" mean anything to you?

Hey Wayne we gonna have beer soon, or a funeral for all the beers that we didn't drink?

It's taking him so long.

- I could go for a wheat beer. - Yeah I like the wheat beer too-

- [Ann] Oh fuck. - Don't they know this place is ours?

Okay, I cannot handle another Joanne freak out tonight.

Yeah, Joanne's meltdown. See we don't really talk about that anymore.

- Our house! Our house! - [Boris] Joanne you need to calm down.

These are my eggs. These are our eggs!

- This is you! And this is you! - [Sasha] Honey! No no no no no!

- I'm going to go tell them to leave. - No, wait wait wait, I'll do

Why don't you and spymaster over here just make sure Joanne doesn't see them, okay?

- Okay. Follow my lead. - Okay.

Why no Boris, it was Colleen Dancy who threw the homerun that won the '94 championship.

Okay well actually Zari, Colleen was a great player-

Everybody! Get your toonies and your loonies ready!

[Zari] Dude, get off the bar.

We are going to take this party all the way-

- [Wayne] Get off the bar.

- What was that for?

- I just love you, that's all.

- [Zari] Disaster avoided.

[Sasha] I love you to your parents cottage and back.

So homo-normative, am I right?

What are you doing here?

Oh, I came here for the pubic ass wing special?

I'm kidding, I came here to totally see you, obviously.

You can't be here right now.

- Okay, I get it, play it cool. - No no no, I mean like neither of you can be here right now.

If Joanne sees you she's going to freak out.

Yeah, like turf wars. Like sexy turf wars.

Whoo, that is smoking hot, I love when you come up with stuff like that.

No.

That's even hotter, that's the hottest thing you've ever done to me.

- Get out of here.

- I can't tell if you're serious or not.

Okay, I'm just... gonna go.

I want you to go home, I want you to take 20 dick pics for me.

Well lit ones, okay. You know the ones.

- Okay. - You can't kiss me.

- Okay. - Get the fuck out.

Yeah, even if you have a pretty average sized penis there are ways to light it,

and trick the camera into thinking it's bigger. It's science.

If you could have any thing directly connected to your phone, what would it be?

I guess it would be cool if the internet could do this thing where like I'm in one place...

- And then bam, I'm in another place. - Like teleportation?

- Yeah. - Alright well this doesn't do that but picture this:

A grass painter, that you can operate with your phone.

No more walking the field like an idiot.

The Grass Painter 7.

Wayne. I want to apologise, for the grossly inappropriate comment that I made earlier.

I should not have referred pejoratively to the concept of homo-normative behaviour.

If you have a partner and want to go to the farmer's market, or adopt a rescue dog, that is

Not everyone can be like "Call Me By Your Name."

- [Ann] Hey. - Hey.

I didn't get a chance to say hi earlier.

Parker made a comment about gang warfare and then apologized to me.

- Anyway. Hi. - Hi.

It's not what it looks like.

It's like 50 percent of what it looks like.

[phone dings] Sorry.

He's uh... he's getting better.

Wanna get out of here?

Yeah.

[Sasha] Wait wait, sorry sorry, can you say that again?

Well, yeah, just put it on my desk.

["Play the Field" by Partner]

Jojo's Hot Sauce. You want this in your mouth?

Yeah you do.

I actually need this to give to the team.

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