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Love? lt comes in handy. Who's denying it?

But it's something that's between two people

So why does it concern the others?

Look at him ogling at her

He has one purpose after all. Right?

So he has to stare

Girls give boys the once-over in their own way, too

They have desires, too. All kinds

But here, if a couple even talk to each other...

...the living and the dead make it their business and pounce

And what's the bottom line?

Marriage!

You'll commit, right?

Marriage is the glucose drip, a cure-all

Don't think too much. Settle down

All of lndia wants everyone settled

Yet in 60 years, we haven't managed a settlement with our neighbour

l'm in a new relationship. lt suits me

But marriage and commitment? Another ballgame

l mean...

Another ballgame altogether

Free as a bird

Free as a spirit

At times serene, at times searching

Love her today

Love another tomorrow

This shameless heart of mine will give me a bad name

O playful heart

So random

Fooled me, stirred me

Fooled me

Swept me off my feet

My playful heart flies to you

Clasp this sinner's heartstrings gently

Tangled are the ways of the heart

Untangling them is sheer worry

Many are tired from trying

The heart's mysteries elude all

They try to unpick its mysteries

But hide what they discover

Goyal Caterers & Decoraters

We plan weddings. Prepare the best catering

Not "The country of the brave!" Play "My mate's wedding"

Or l'll whack you between the ears

You play! But you can't? Smoking all day

When others play, you bring their morale down

Shut up! You low life

Mr Know-All!

My music is ear-ache. Your farting is sweet music

All the wedding guests are fake But still they want a real band

- An arranged marriage? - l thought he'd go for love

Wonder what changed his mind

To each his own, brother

A man may look modern but when the call of tradition beckons...

Put it inside. Hurry!

He looks uneasy. What's up?

Who knows? The fool

At least try to look real even if you are fake wedding guests

Come on, wear yourjacket

See, Raghuram?

l've hired four wedding guests, suited-booted

Your magnificent groom's party, Raghuram

Don't call me Raghuram

Just Raghu. That's all

Give me a break. Just for today, please

- You promised a deluxe package - So?

You should've hired 8 English-speaking guys

But you got two. Not even one girl

What will my in-laws think?

For 4 years l've worn my best suits, playing your wedding extra

Anyone complained?

Why no English-speaking girl to boost my image?

l'd pass her off as an ex

What's that?

Miss Gayatri! You may attend A-grade weddings...

...but she goes to super-grade ones in her flowing skirts

When they hear her speak English...

...they'll be stunned, Raghuram

- No Raghuram in front of her - Look at her!

The atmosphere will turn English soon

Nothing confirmed

Goel Saab, no discount

He's family. My boy

Give him a discount

He'll do the same for you, and bring his Mrs...

...for free

A small favour for your brother?

What brother? Don't know him

You pay her. A sister's rate

Only 4000. 2 days, one full night

A sister's rate? 4000? 2 days, one full night

Oh! What did you...

l didn't mean...

Wasting my time. Nothing is fixed

So why call me?

Embarrassing for him and for me

No discount

Pay her a thousand. l'll deduct a thousand

Load up the groom's party. Go!

lt's settled? A thousand for her

You must've fobbed me off with an old mare as well

Go, see! The mare is right outside

Dolled up like seven Katrina Kaifs

l know all about your Katrina Kaifs

Explained them the routine?

Hop on! Tell them what you want on the way

Leave the rest to me

Marry with a free mind. l'm here!

Don't bother. You and brother adjust

All set?

Ok, good night

Can l listen to my MP3?

What's that?

Dance Masti 2012

Are you married?

What's it to you?

To me? Nothing. My marriage is all settled

Get some sleep.

Tomorrow you'll be up all day, all night

l know

Marriage isn't a simple matter. Do it and it's done

Do it and it's done?

That's how everyone marries

What if you don't want to?

Meaning?

What if you have doubts?

Now?

Sitting in your wedding bus?

Doubt can pop up anytime

Arranged marriages aren't easy.

Can one really adjust?

Your sense of humour may not match. Or your hobbies and habits

Or your sex life...

l get it

So you get it?

Am l making a mistake?

You know? A mistake

l know what the word means

Didn't you think it through?

l did

So why say yes?

l said nothing. She did

So?

l agreed

So get married

Sure! We're just chatting

lt's ok. Last minute nervousness.

Sleep!

Can't sleep

Me neither, thanks to you

Not a great boyfriend

A fool with unstoppable hands

A real beast

The other guy was better

He called me often

Smiled when he saw me. Funny guy

So no problem?

He was a clown. Who wants to marry Charlie Chaplin?

Want a cigarette?

No. Never touch them

May l?

Sure. But sit by the window

When did you start?

Two years ago

How come?

Thanks to my boyfriend

Who? Charlie Chaplin?

The guy before

Unstoppable hands?

No, someone else

l see. What happened to him?

You're inquisitive

Are you marrying me?

Sure...you're all right?

We're so compatible

You listen to item songs. l never do

You smoke. l never touch cigarettes

You talk a lot. l'm awkward

You have qualities l don't. And vice-versa

What else could anyone want?

Trying your luck a last time before your wedding, sir?

Don't trust me. But trust my name. A godly name

l need my bag...

l'll sit over there

Better

A cigarette please?

l got attracted when he spoke about a sister's rate

He didn't mean it that way

But one must play it safe

He was getting married, unsure of his choice of girl

That's lndia for you. No love. No romance, nothing

Say yes to marriage. Work it out later

Has it worked for anyone? So why would it work for me?

l see many weddings. All sorts marrying all sorts

Weddings are to show off pomp and finery

But marriage?

lt shows up the lies and double standards of lndians

Greetings!

Welcome to our humble home!

No formality. We've only come from nearby Jaipur

Tell me where's the gents toilet?

A common toilet. But for VlPs ...

No! We're in-laws now. Life is all about adjusting

Where's the bridegroom?

Call him!

What's up?

She's the groom's sister

l'll be right back

A cool cat!

l'll take care of her

No son, she is a special guest. l'll take care of her

Look after the groom's friends

Go and call aunty. Let her see all this.

Who looks after the groom's mates?

Or we can look after ourselves

Take care of them

At your service

Welcome to our home!

Sister is so obliging. No fuss, no demands

- l can tell she's your sister - What sister?

Your elder sister. No, your younger sister...

l like girls like her

- You're most kind - Don't embarrass me

Do tell her...

...to ask if she needs anything

The villain in him is resurfacing

Your sister-in-law is here. Take care of him

The gift money?

Your gift money is ready

Welcome!

Ask the bride to lift her veil

Would you lift your veil?

- Wow! - He'd never find her through love

The lucky fool wins a beauty

l hear she's an orphan. They're probably getting rid of her

My pants are slipping down

May we talk in private?

Everything will be private from now on

Garland him!

l need the bathroom. May l?

Hurry, son

You won't get a minute's peace later.

Go!

l'll show you the way

l know the way

Be quick! Go!

Do not blame...

... the impulsive innocent heart

lf the heart speaks in a true voice

Just about everyone in the world would be exposed

He's decamped. He ran away

Who ran?

l'm ready to take Tara's hand

Get lost! ldiot!

Can l get a cold drink?

A cold drink!

- Offer the clients a soda - You want me to go bankrupt?

- How many sodas have you had? - Same number of clients l've got you

l'll sell him a dozen veils

You'll go to hell

You'll be first. Send for me

Bless you, son

Bless him. l'll collect my 50 rupees

- Bless you, brother - No, the foreigner

Bless you, brother

Anything else? Jaipuri shoes?

- l'll bring his wife later - You sure?

- Don't you trust me? - Trust him?

- You crazy? - Why not?

You trust a man who bolts from his wedding?

Meaning?

What's it to you?

Mind your shop

You ran from your wedding?

Did l rob you?

Charge 1000. 800's mine. Don't make me hit you

What brings you here?

ls this what you do?

Goel forces me to play the groom's guest

Want a coffee?

Come on

- l want to talk to you - What about?

Explain things

- Explain what? - About what happened

No need. lt's your life. Do as you please. Do l care?

l ran away from my wedding. So why are you cross?

l'm not cross. l'm fine

So what's the problem in a coffee?

No problem

Coffee and gulaab jumun are a great combination

A great combination?

Sure. lf you give it a shot

Listen. l'll have coffee with you for one reason

To know what sort of man you are

ln your wedding bus, then bolting ...yuck!

Yuck?

And you? And all your boyfriends?

You won't lose your virginity by drinking coffee

Talk elsewhere

Depraved people!

You pious double-standard man

Downloading on the sly.

And you talk!

l don't want any

Give it here

Well?

Why did you run?

You know

Me? How would l know?

You wouldn't ask, if you didn't

- Try one - Why did you run?

When l agreed to marry, l didn't know l'd meet a girl...

...like you. l saw Tara, thought it might work

All of lndia marries like that

Why did you run?

Why? Because you kissed me

l did?

lt wasn't me

l was listening to music

lf you meet a one-in-a-million girl who you could fight the world for...

Suddenly she's next to you. Wouldn't you even talk to her?

All that? ln one glance?

A first glance is all it takes. Or you never hit it off

Are you done?

You're making a mistake

Why?

l proved l have guts

lf l had married Tara, l'd make her unhappy

l'd be thinking of you

She'd be unhappy, so would l

So would you

l'm happy. You're imagining things

Sure! Then why haven't you even sipped your coffee?

There's something between us

Attraction, whatever. lt's there

You know it but can ignore it

- Stay with unstoppable hands - And you have no hands?

Pass it here

l've had affairs. No big secret.

But l'm fed up of how you boys behave

And love? Cooked it, tasted it, done with it

Why waste my time?

You're confused. What'll you do with me?

A mistake

lf l walked you home, you'd have time to think it over

Take me home

l'll pay tomorrow

l don't want to be your friend or brother

lt's simple. l'm attracted to you. Very Much

Beyond control

So don't tell me: "Let's be friends"

Maybe you can be friends, but l can't

- "Boyfriend" has two words - Starting with "boy"

Come here

Sit

Will you kiss me?

Forever

Now

How fast?

About 100, 150

That's what happens when l feel for someone

But boys?

They just get aroused

l'm not like that

How can l tell?

Tell me something about you. Then l'll tell you about me

l don't want to

Say something

l said l don't want to

Well?

Open your eyes

You live here alone? Your parents?

Just thought of them?

l asked last night. You changed the subject

- Will you make tea or the bed? - As you say

Go! Buy me some cigarettes

Papa lives in Guwahati, works for lndian Oil.

Mummy passed away

- As for me... - l know

What brought you here?

l came to Kota...

...to train as an English teacher

l teach. And Mr Goel gives me work

No work in Guwahati then?

Don't like lectures.

Do this, don't do that. lt's good here

l'm used to living alone. Don't know about family life

lt's nice

How's your pulse?

Beating. Do you eat eggs?

Shall l make them?

lf it's only for today, then l will

Your turn, then mine

Waking up here every day?

Yes. What will l do at home?

Slow down

- l have work today - Who is stopping you?

Shall l come back? With some things?

Not slowing down?

You're dangerous

No work today?

l took a chance

His confident approach took my breath away, by God

He's so romantic. lmagine him trapped in marriage?

He jilted his bride, dumped her in front of everyone

Frankly, l didn't like that

Maybe he's right. Would she be happy?

She's a beauty. Took guts to leave her

You know a man's true colours when he won't accept a lie

That impressed me the most

He isn't two-faced

Honest, truthful, straightforward

Tell me something

What kind of girl is Gayatri?

Why?

Why do you need a character certificate?

She's nice

She smokes but has a good heart

She isn't for you

Go near her and you'll get a tight slap.

You'll see stars

l hear she's had many boyfriends

Why so nosey?

You refusing to issue her a passport?

No reason

lt's all below the belt for men

You're not thinking straight

You ended your marriage 2 weeks ago. Your eyes roving again?

lt's the tourist season. Focus on work

What kind of girl is she...

She had a problem last year. She got pregnant

My daughter's friends at the medical college helped her out

She had a boyfriend for a few years.

A Delhi guy

Gayatri threw him out

Why?

Do l know? l'm not her father

She needed an advance.

The wife said: "Give it." So l did

l'm no expert in girls' matters

Why do you ask? Focus on work

What's it to me?

All right then

All right

Mr Goel, the class is over. Can l come by?

Please pay me cash. l'll return your cheque later

No, l'm not laughing at you

My brother is here and my expenses have doubled

Tell your brother to share expenses.

lf not, why have a brother?

Forget it! Tell me how's business?

Not many weddings.

So l stage fake ones to amuse the tourists

You could come and floor them with big English words

l want to ask you something

What's his name? The runner?

Yes, Raghuram.

What kind of guy is he?

Why?

Why do you need a character certificate?

- No reason. He's a fool - That he is

Keep the cigarette down. You'll die soon if you keep smoking

Why so curious about him?

You refusing to issue him a passport?

No reason

Listen, child. lt's youth talking

You aren't thinking straight

Only a year since your problem...

...your mind is wandering

What kind of guy is he?

Just curious. Seeing you reminded me of him

He's a clown, by God

Does he come here?

Not now. Not till the wedding season

Even the best folk get muddled when it comes to marriage

Boys are all the same today. Eat, drink and be merry!

ls he like that?

Do l know? l'm not his father

He came looking for work

The wife said: "Hire him." So l did

l'm no expert in boys' matters. Forget him

What's it to me?

All right then

All right

Listen, stay in your own home

What's wrong?

You should stay there

l've cleared out of my room

Now what?

Let me stay a few days

- l'll look for another room - Fine

Where do l put my things?

Why did you run away?

l told you why

Why say yes at all?

l told you

What makes you tick? ls it all eat, drink and be merry?

l'm not a professional marriage bolter

l've never been serious about anyone

Think carefully about what you're doing

Never been serious before?

No

Never?

What about...

No, nothing

What do you mean?

You want a beer?

Your treat?

Yes. Let's go out

Any problem with staying in?

What's wrong?

Just empty words

That's what l feel

Want to get married, too?

Your mind? You packed that away. Big talk!

Just be happy with what we have

l've said it now

Sure!

Put your suitcase away

- Sit on my lap first - No

Just once?

- l won't move the suitcase - Do l care?

Close your eyes

Why?

l didn't ask you to lie down

Let's forget the beer

Who are you visiting?

My sister

Who is your sister?

Where can l buy cigarettes?

The smoker's brother?

Excellent! lt's over there

- What did he say? - Who?

Who? Gupta?

The man you were chatting to

We weren't chatting. l bumped into him

Look where you're going then

Don't stand on the balcony then

- What did he say? - He asked who l was visiting

- And? - l said my sister

- You're shameless! - What else could l say?

l'm the live-in boyfriend. l ran from my wedding to you

- Shameless! - What should l have said?

We'll have to say that to everyone

Everyone?

Don't l have a landlord? A cleaner? A milkman? ls this a hotel?

Ok, that's what we'll say

- How about breakfast? - Your turn

- Sunday is my day off - When was that decided?

- No one works on Sunday - Neither do l

Let's go to a movie

OK, brother

Yes, sister

Move it!

Hey listen!

Listen to what l have to say

Don't have any grand illusions

lf your say rules the day

My say will rule the night

Think it over now. So don't ask me later

What's this thing between us?

A sheet!

A homespun sheet woven with silken desires

lt's coming to flower, finally, my love life is set to fly

lt's coming to flower, finally, my quirky love life

lf anything is hidden between us

lf a dark night casts over a sunny day

lf anything comes between us

lf victory is spiked with defeat

Softly will l ask to share your troubles

Softly will l discover your every desire

Desires unchained, stubborn bubbles floating free

lt's coming to flower, finally, my love life is set to fly

lt's coming to flower, finally, my quirky love life

No change. l'll pay you next time

Where do you stay?

At his sister's

The smoker's brother

Last time...

l'll take the change tomorrow

Give it to him now. Who knows? He may be gone tomorrow

l'm here only...

l was friends with the last guy

He didn't last long

Things turned serious

Her father rushed here from Guwahati

Then took the next train back

"You're my father...

"But don't try running my life"

Guwahati is miles away. So, enjoy!

He's the permanent pain

You carry on

Easy! What's the hurry?

l'm not going anywhere

Slowly

l'm not going anywhere

Do you visit Guwahati often?

There's a direct train

Yes. So?

No reason

You're pretty serious about me

Can't l even ask?

l told you l was serious

But you're not the serious type

Why?

You said you weren't serious about anyone

ls something on your mind?

Go on. Ask me

So you won't need to spy on me

l was only...

Don't waste water

Any pickles?

Or yoghurt?

What shall we eat with the parathas?

Go home

Go on. Leave!

What's wrong?

Nothing. l'm done

What is it?

l only asked for yoghurt. What's the big deal?

l'm done.

Don't want to make another mistake

What is it? What did l say wrong?

- Tell me - lt's nothing

You said: "You can be friends, but l can't"

Don't you trust me?

What's the point in trusting?

l trust you, so trust me

You could never trust me. You can only talk

The truth?

- l've asked around about you because... - Because?

l won't do it again

l can't handle a dishonest relationship,

and you can't handle an honest one

Never met an honest person

Even friends are tricky

They cheat you when your back is turned

One has to play it safe

So what do we do?

We'll manage

Don't want to

lf you leave me, where will l go?

You'll follow me...to hell

l can't bear to see you cry

Why not? You'll have to

lt stings my heart. l can't take it

l didn't let him down. He betrayed me

l ended up in hospital

lt's the mental asylum next time

l'll be right behind you

Sure?

Sure

Well?

Hey listen

Listen to what l have to say

Don't have any grand illusions

lf you fill me with longing, l'll fill you with desire

Think it over now. So don't ask me later

What's this thing between us?

What is it?

You know full well

What's this thing between us?

Sweet words

So much to say in nights so short

lt's coming to flower, finally, my love life is set to fly

My quirky love life!

You look cute aged 3. l could've married you

And me you

Aged 3? lllegal!

Legal now. So marry me

Big talker!

Sure, l will

Yes! You're so lovely. l'll marry you tomorrow

Tomorrow?

You think you scare me

Go away!

You ride Katrina

Hurry up! Get in!

lt's an emergency wedding

What's up? You look glum and gloomy

l need some advice

Wedding costs worrying you?

- What's this? - Come aside

- You caught an STD? - No, my friend

Well?

Why do people marry?

What? Another disappearing act?

l'm only asking

The sun didn't turn my hair grey. l've catered for many weddings

A toastman recognizes a love letter from its envelope

- You mean "postman"? - Yeah, postman

- l knew it! - How?

You have a shifty face

People can doubt

Even after marriage, they can. So why fear doubt?

But if you ditch Gayatri, don't show your face again

You worry about her. Not about me?

You're ok

You've hummed around her for ages

This is no time to think

You can doubt after marriage too. Or no one would marry

Do yourself a favour. Calm down. Look a prince at your ceremony

You'll make a happy couple

Blow smoke rings, watch English movies. Enjoy life!

Who saying no?

A last doubt

- You're so wise - Tie that turban!

May God keep them happy

Stand guard at the front door. You, at the back

- Who is coming? - Just go!

Don't let him pee.

He's planning a bathroom visit

l need the bathroom

- After the ceremony - Can't hold it that long

Don't be stubborn

l can't wait

Be a good boy!

- l won't move - But why?

l'll give you one

Move aside

What's going on?

Gayatri has gone

Where to?

The bathroom. To smoke

So where is she?

She's run away

You can pee now

A cold soda!

Offer my client a drink

How many sodas have you had?

Same number as my clients

l'll sell him your Benarasi veils

New stock tomorrow. Bring him back

And my money? New clients, eh?

l'll pay. Don't you trust me?

A man whose bride jilted him...

...can't trust God.

So how can he trust you?

His bride ran?

She dumped him? He never said

So? She didn't rob you

How are you?

You oddball! Vanished from sight?

lt may surprise you, but weddings terrify me

Gayatri isn't in Jaipur now

She left your suitcase with me. Pick it up

Shove that suitcase!

l was backing out. You sweet-talked me. Got me caned

You caned someone, too

Caned with your own stick! Score even now

What do you earn now? Peanuts!

Earn double as a groom's guest

- No more weddings - One more. Then stop

A grand wedding coming up. Charging double, paying double

You'll get a new suit and a gold chain

You lost one girl at a wedding, you'll meet another there

Don't wish that on me, please

l'm off to Ajmer tomorrow on a pilgrimage

That's where the wedding is

Go to the shrine with a free ticket and a gold chain

What time do you leave?

That's more like it!

The groom's family are in the bus. Hop on

Must we go with them? They reek of perfume

Go! Make sure no one drinks. Keep my honour

As if you kept mine

Didn't even let me pee

lsn't that her?

Make sure you get her this time

Tasty food at your wedding

Get into the jeep. l'll take the bus

l want to talk to her

To say what?

To say sorry

She'll give you a tight slap. Say sorry!

Get into the jeep.

Hurry!

Remember that song?

Rajesh Khanna's "Queen of my dreams, where are you?

Sing a Gulzar song, if you want more emotion

She has the right to hit you. But why hit me?

l'll smash your face next time

You almost broke my shades

Welcome to my humble city!

No formality!

We're only came from nearby Jaipur

Tell me where's the gents toilet?

The toilet? lt's busy

Never mind. We're in-laws now.

Life is all about adjusting

- What can l get you? - The gold chain

- Let the ceremony start - lt won't! You brought...

... the mother of wedding spoilers

An international joke, sir

The groom's Dubai cousin

- A splendid wedding - With your blessings

The groom's cousin

We know her well

Patience, my child

Sadly one stumbles across wicked folk in life

May l show you the bathroom, to freshen up?

The samosas are cold, the tikkis are soft

The pompadums are ok.

Guzzling free food, you bums?

She's a relative

The groom's cousin

First you dump her, now you ogle

Why didn't you warn me?

l didn't know. l only knew who was coming with me

You had better slip away

- What about my gold chain? - Shut up!

The boy is ripe for marriage. Or he'll be up to no good

Kishorilal, how are you?

Give me a paan

What news?

Does your older son write from America?

Does he call?

That's great. Children happy, parents happy

You're standing? Bring a chair!

Are you family?

What is he doing here?

l came with the groom's party. l'm going to the Ajmer shrine...

...to pay my respects

A sheer coincidence. l usually...

...avoid weddings

Listen, my son

- Come with me, please - You come here!

But l am here

- What's going on? - Nothing yet

But it soon will

What will?

Come this side, please

- You come here - l am here

l've waited ages to settle scores with this moron

Boys!

Avenge your sister today

Did l ask you to do anything?

You don't need to Have we no self-respect?

Your parents gave us your responsibility

When?

When did they do that? Time and day?

l forget

They died in an accident in Delhi. You weren't there

So what? Your responsibility fell on us, right?

You're a distant uncle who l met at weddings

Only the non-veg ones

Whatever happened is my problem. He jilted me

So please don't act on my behalf

This is my cousin's wedding

Not your vendetta party

Here

Money for your return

There's no need for that

You're our guest. lt's our duty

Now go, please

Get him a cold drink!

Start the music!

Come on

Ticket?

What for?

- To ride on this bus - So throw me out

ln this desert?

Shouldn't be a conductor if you're soft-hearted

- A soda - Which one?

They're all the same

Give me a chance to explain

Explain what? "l didn't think before agreeing

"Ten minutes before the ceremony, l freaked out"

You had come to see me before the marriage

Why did you say "yes" then

Then l thought such a beautiful girl...

How will l find again? So you agreed without thinking

While you were garlanding me, or hesitating to...

...a girl was watching you

She pretended not to look. Who was she?

- Gayatri - Your girlfriend?

Not then. But later

Who proposed?

lt was me who proposed

You getting married?

We were about to. She changed her mind at the wedding

So she jilted you?

She said nothing to me

She ran away?

Did a runner!

Well! We're even now

Why did she dump you?

She didn't say

Shall l tell you?

You ran from your marriage ceremony in her presence

She may adore you. But would she risk committing her life to you?

Get it?

Something good came out of your escape

My family agreed l could be an air-hostess

l trained, got a job

Moved straight to Jaipur

They're free of me. l'm free of them

And we meet again

Were you born a smarty? Or caught an infection later?

Will you be my boyfriend?

Will you?

No marriage. You're unworthy

l didn't want to hurt you

My flight's at 5. Four days duty in Chennai

SMS me on Monday. We'll eat out

Where?

Can't you find a restaurant in 4 days?

Or must l do that, too?

When he had a willing bride, he ran

And when he can't get a girl, he pants after her

Ok. Run!

We'll see if he runs

Now run

The girl turned out to be quite the modern type

Flying must have done it

Air-hostesses are decent girls. Passengers do the flirting

She's a good girl. l wronged her

Now enjoy the fruits of your deeds. Sweet fruits at that

lt's your life.

But marry her this time, before anyone runs

She doesn't want to marry

What does she want?

To mess around?

There's something in between

What?

When it happens, you know it

So no one else knows?

Tell me something

She doesn't want to marry. But don't you want to?

Would a jilted man commit his life to anyone?

She won't marry because you ran

You won't marry because Gayatri ran

Gayatri won't marry because she saw you run

You people run a lot.

After each other, away from each other

Must you run? Can't you stay put?

That's how it is

Who'll ever marry then?

How will l survive?

The marriage era is ending. Better find other work

Really? No more weddings?

What are you looking at?

You look lovely when you eat

- Really? - Really

You look a right idiot when you flirt

How many days a month do you fly?

Twenty-five

Do people behave in the air?

Like they do on the ground

ln-flight drinking isn't allowed. God help us if it were

Do you believe in God?

Do you?

Me? Never thought about it

Tell me something. The truth

What did you feel when you saw me again?

My heart nearly stopped

Why?

Never mind

May l ask you something?

When l ran away that day, how did you feel?

What do you think?

How could l feel?

How do l know? You know how you felt

What's the matter?

What is it?

l didn't mean to hurt you

You never do a thing to hurt people

They just enjoy getting hurt

You ask stupid questions with a smile

l shouldn't have seen you again

Don't phone me

My playful heart...

...makes its way to you

Clasp this sinner's heartstrings gently

They are made of fine silk

Softly they will singe...

... your lovely lips

Soft words, soft steps

Mix this brew over softly burning flames

When the brew is cooked

The air will fill with a sweet fragrance

Why are you here?

Now you know how it feels?

Without explanation when someone leaves you...

...in the middle of nowhere

Did it hurt?

You must've lost faith in people

lt happened to you, so l thought you'd get it

But no, you understand nothing

Never ask again how l felt

Listen to me, one minute

When l ran...when l left, l didn't know...

What didn't you know?

That you would turn out to be the girl l grew up dreaming of

All that? ln a week?

A first glance is all it takes. Or you never hit it off

A favourite pick-up line?

- You crazy? - Without rehearsal...

...no one says a line so well

You're such a kid

A big kid

Busy tomorrow?

Phone me

When you came to see me, l decided you'd be the last suitor

l'd push you out with a slap

Then you started talking

You were the first boy who didn't mistakenly think...

...he was doing a favour by marrying.

Like the girl was a burden

Responsibility? But you're your own person.

An air hostess

l am not an air hostess

l go to the airport to see planes and the crew take-off

l grab a bite on the way home

A childhood dream come true

But why come to Jaipur?

To settle a score

A score?

One can't just walk away. One must work it out

Or else how can one move on?

But...

But what?

You got hooked. l wanted you to know how it felt

You boys respect girls you can't have

lf you have them, they're nothing

All wasted on you

Let bygones be bygones. Go your own way

What if l don't want to?

Marry me

Want a slap?

l mean it

lf you want to kiss me, have the guts.

Why spin it?

Now what?

Answer me

l did

Must l slap you?

Ok.

l mean let's go

l'm frozen stiff, sitting here

Back off!

Many ways of flirting

But flirting with oneself takes the cake

lf someone jilts you and then pursues you again...

...it has its charms. Makes you forget the past

Can't tell if l'm walking or slipping

Dusk is pink. Dawn is pink

Pink is the colour of this city

Pink is me

Pink is you

Day is pink. Night is pink

My pink heartstrings have entwined you

Not through force nor deceit

Not binding you nor cheating you

Passion is pink. Feeling is pink

Swimming in pink waves

Speaking in pink, dreaming in pink

Wanting to live forever in pink

l know in my heart...

...that pink is the colour of love

Suffering is pink. Solace is pink

Cure is pink. Remedy is pink

Dreams are pink. Nights are pink

Our gaze is pink, and so is ourjourney

Pink is slow. Pink is fast

Rosy lips smile mischievously

lf the dyer dips you in pink...

...the world turns pink

The Lord of Love has blessed me!

Drop it!

Get married before your roving eyes rove again

Sorry! No more

A man can think: "Enough is enough. Now settle down"

A miracle!

Even the Gods did not have a second chance

When are you proposing?

l want to, but...

l scare myself sometimes. Have l really changed?

l once agreed to marry Tara and then left. And for whom?

lf you can't control your eyes or heart, you can't control...

...your life

l scare myself, my friend

That fear stops men from becoming beasts

But if you let fear stop you. You'll never live

Tie that knot!

Shall l propose?

Take God's name and ask!

When it's done, it's done

Get her along for tonight's wedding

Be gutsy, propose!

She's lovely

What are you doing?

Shall we congratulate them?

- Let's first attack the food - Shameless!

- You're sneaky! - l'm the groom's guest

Shall we?

- Take the plate - Yeah, sure

- Why is she here? - lt's your friend's wedding

Must be her friend, too

Or a hired extra like you?

Meaning?

- Why are you so upset? - Who? Me?

You ok?

Your boyfriend?

Pick up the priest at the station. He's stranded there

Hurry!

- Don't know the way to the station - Me neither

Go with him.

Be quick!

lts ok, we'll find it

You come with me Groom's mom is also not well

Go on, hurry! Come here

- Well, l... - What?

l need the bathroom

How he glared!

l didn't choose to run from my wedding

He doesn't know what love is

l did all the caring

l was serious about him, washing his torn underwear.

Started prying into my past

He'd ditch me one day. Bridal clothes wouldn't change that

lt broke my heart

When a heart breaks for the third or fourth time, it makes no sound

Your senses shut down

You feel numb all over

Wearing the maroon shirt?

Don't you know it doesn't suit you?

l gave it to him

And...there he is, wearing it on a date

Lightning won't strike if we talked

l couldn't face my family in Guwahati

l moved to a friend's place. Then returned to the flat

Did you approach her? Or she you?

Answer me

You jealous?

Things aren't that desperate

Anyway you won't marry

Why?

A leopard never changes its spots. Remember that

How would you know? You ran

So did you

That was different

lf you were to marry her, you would've

l'm marrying the girl l was meant to marry

And would've, if l hadn't met you

Give us your blessings. Hush now!

My blessings? Am l your mother?

Stop at the petrol station

l need the bathroom

You have 10 minutes to think

- Come with me - l don't need to go

l'm not going alone. This is lndia

Weren't you going to dump me?

Nonsense!

lt's true

Don't talk rubbish

lt's true

l didn't run, Gayatri. You did

A man who covers his back doesn't look ahead

But one must play it safe

You're really getting married?

Thought it over?

Alright

Had your fun?

l'm talking to the priest

May l freshen up first?

Let the ceremony begin, everything will freshen up

Let's bury the past. l've moved on

The priest is inside

You busy?

Busy? Not at all

You're Gayatri?

lt's getting late

What did she say?

- Nothing much - Must've said something

The usual. How are you? Etc

- Then? - Then what?

- What did you say? - "l'm ok. Thank you." Etc

Ok. Now tell me about the etc

The priest was sitting behind us

What a tragedy

lntroduce us

What's the point?

l'll find out all your secrets

l have none

- Why so edgy? - Who? Me?

The smoke is irritating my eyes

No smoke without fire

She's cool. But you're tense

Sit with her then

Calm down. l wasn't born yesterday

Get me a cold drink, please

A cold drink, please

Open it!

l've asked Gayatri for dinner on Sunday

l'm very busy on Sunday

You're never busy. So why Sunday?

You can't spare any time for an ex?

Why go to the station with her?

- You didn't say she was in Jaipur - You'd be all upset. Sort it out

l'm trying...but...

But what?

Maybe l should slow it down

The jitters again? Did you propose to Tara?

l thought l'd wait. Till Sunday

Forget about Sunday, sonny!

Keep those girls apart. Propose now!

l was about to. l'll propose now

To whom?

Tara! Who else! You amaze me

Amaze you? You're king in that department

Now stop overthinking

Jitters cannot get in the way of marriage

Or of having children

Family life is a haven

Family life gives us peace. Wait! Take my advice

You seem edgy today

Now you see

She's a nice girl. You should marry her

That's if you marry at all

Something on your mind?

Making a mistake

Why?

You won't be happy with her

You're lying to yourself

You know what's worse?

She won't be happy

But l'm happy

You're lying

How many more lies?

Well?

At least l have guts. You're running away again

l didn't run Gayatri, you ran

l made a mistake, your turn now. Then me, then you

Must we make the same mistake?

l didn't leave, Gayatri. You did

l don't want us to be friends

Nor have dinner as your sister.

You can be friends, but l can't

That's the way it is

l'll call Mr Goel

No one goes to the bathroom

Get inside!

We need two minutes to talk in private

About what, sir?

On the lines of your dilemma

Dilemma?

l'm here to check the lights

Of course!

Another mess!

Hey you kids. Come here

Check all the lights and the bulbs you want

- No trouble at my wedding, sir? - l won't make trouble for you

But on the hot water you're brewing? No guarantees

Damn it! The kids today

lt wasn't me

l didn't invite her here

So?

l couldn't ignore her

You could have

What do women see in you? Why do they come back?

- l didn't ask her back - Didn't chase her away either

l'll get off

No. lt's all right

Listen

l didn't want to hurt you

l didn't think...

... about me

But you must've thought, how to rely on a marriage-bolter?

You were kind to me.

You even offered me a cold drink

l liked that

lt's nothing

When l'm confused, l have a cold drink.

lt's comforting

You were a lovely bride

You saw everything

He didn't run because of me

Really?

- Not because of me... - Then why?

lt's Gayatri l really care about

From the day l first saw her, my bones have trembled

But whatever happens l can't hurt Tara again

Why?

You have to make amends.

You can't always follow the heart

l didn't tell him to

l'd die, but wouldn't do that.

l know

Why see him again?

You're mad

l didn't come after him.

He pursued me

My wound wasn't healing

lf we talked, l thought l'd find some peace

Have you?

l'm going home

Leaving me with a second-hand love? Your sacrifice?

Do l matter?

lt's no sacrifice

Give me two minutes

That moment, l shall never forget that moment

Remembering what happens when falling in love is difficult

When you fall out of love, you never forget that moment

As l gave her the cold drink, the feeling vanished

l still don't know why it vanished

After all, if he was with Gayatri or Katrina Kaif made no odds

Sitting with her in the bus made me want to laugh at us three

l was freed

Honestly? l didn't even feel like saying bye

What difference anyway?

She isn't back? Where is she?

The air hostess has flown

Are you done?

They'll start looking for me soon

l must go

Did you want to say something?

Speak!

You go first

Decide who you'll marry

Something to say?

Say it

Stop beating around the bush

Now say it

Your situation is more urgent than mine

l think yours is

Speak up!

Love you

l just love you

Need hired guests? Goel Caterers

Your family won't come, if the lightman is the groom

Goel Caterers. Don't forget

Go! Stay happy

You've hummed around each other since you met

Have you nothing to say?

No

Yes

That quagmire of yours...

...no one can survive it

Your air hostess was wise

She left just in time. Or you'd drown her too

Have you both had enough?

Any last wishes?

Listen to your elders sometimes

Greetings to you!

Look. They're getting married

Make notes. lt'll help you some day and help me

You go first

lt's ok. You first

Same thing. Go on

Sit down

- A smoke? - Stop that

Give

What are you doing here?

Where could l go?

l want to ask you something

Why did you run, just now?

Why did you?

Marriage doesn't suit me

Not for now

Why not?

How can you ask me that?

l'll tell you why

Hired wedding guests are the first to spot the pretence

The groom's pretend mates, pretend joy, fake rituals,

When marriage is a transaction, how to persuade...

...anyone to marry?

l thought l was the idiot

Everyone marries so easily...

...so l must have a problem - Only one?

You're right

When l ran without thinking...

l ended up at your flat. Why here?

Then l understood

When we lived together...

...it was our choice. The door was open for us both

But if the door is closed and l can't leave, l want to run

So why must we marry?

We love each other

Right?

Well?

Well!

What shall we do?

Don't know. My head aches

l'll make you some tea

lf it's only for today, then let me

Shall l come back later? With my suitcase?

- Hope you didn't see anything - No

Well done!

Kids have their own in-built censor

When you grow up, you'll get married?

You will marry, won't you?

Well? Won't you?

l need the bathroom

Bloody hell!

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