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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,568 --> 00:00:02,569 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR... 2 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:04,070 ONE, TWO, THREE FOUR, FIVE, SIX. 3 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:05,071 SHAKE IT, DUDE. 4 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:30,096 [ ?????? ] 5 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:33,099 Brian: YEAH, CALL MY TRAVEL AGENT. 6 00:00:33,099 --> 00:00:34,100 BOOK ME INTO THE BEST RESORT IN THE BAHAMAS 7 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,603 THE BAHAMAS? WHY? IS SOUTH BEACH OVER? 8 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:40,106 NO. LIBERTY AIR IS SENDING ME THERE FOR A MARKETING RETREAT. 9 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:41,608 OH, SO THIS IS ALL WORK, NO PLAY? 10 00:00:43,109 --> 00:00:46,112 OH, RIGHT. I'LL JUST CRACK OPEN THE SPARTACUS GUIDE. 11 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:48,615 [ Rapping on door ] HEY, YOU GOT A MINUTE? 12 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:50,116 YEAH, WE'RE JUST PLANNING MY TRIP. 13 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:51,117 WELL, YOU BETTER HOLD OFF ON THAT. 14 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:52,619 I'M SENDING DARREN JOHNSON INSTEAD. 15 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:56,623 I NEED FOR YOU TO GO HOME. 16 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:59,125 Cynthia: IF YOU'LL JUST EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE. 17 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:07,634 THIS IS JUST UNTIL THIS WHOLE HARASSMENT THING IS OVER. 18 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:10,136 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO "INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY?" 19 00:01:10,136 --> 00:01:12,639 LOOK, THE LIBERTY AIR FOLKS ARE CONSERVATIVE. 20 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:14,140 WHAT WOULD THEY THINK IF THEY FOUND OUT 21 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:16,643 THAT THEIR ACCOUNT EXEC WAS INVOLVED IN A GAY SEX SCANDAL? 22 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:18,645 YOU MEAN THEY WOULDN'T MIND A STRAIGHT ONE? 23 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:19,646 [ Heavy sigh ] 24 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:22,148 I'VE ALSO SPOKEN WITH LEGAL. 25 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:25,652 YOU'RE GOING TO BE SEEING A, UH, A REP FROM HUMAN RESOURCES, 26 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,153 [ Snorting ] AND THERE'S GOING TO BE A... 27 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:29,155 OUTSIDE INVESTIGATION, FOLLOWED BY A TRIBUNAL 28 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:31,658 WITH A... AN IMPARTIAL MEDIATOR. 29 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:34,160 WHEN'S THE HANGING? 30 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,162 IF I WERE YOU, I'D GET MYSELF A GOOD LAWYER. 31 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:49,175 Michael: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK HIM. 32 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:51,678 HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT WHEN YOUR MOM'S NOT WAITING ON US, 33 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:54,681 THE PORTIONS SHRINK BY APPROXIMATELY ONE THIRD? 34 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:57,183 I SAID "FRIES". PLURAL. 35 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:59,185 ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME? 36 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:01,187 YEAH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKED HIM. 37 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:03,690 IT'S LIKE MR. WERTSCHAFTER FUCKING ME. 38 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,692 MR. WERTSCHAFTER'S LIKE 72! 39 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:08,695 DO YOU MIND? I WAS TRYING TO EAT. 40 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:11,698 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. YOU DON'T PREY ON THE HELP. 41 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:14,200 I DIDN'T "PREY" ON HIM. HE WENT AFTER ME. 42 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,202 LET'S GO TO THE GYM. 43 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:17,704 YOU'LL FEEL BETTER AFTER YOU WORK OUT. 44 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:23,209 YOU COMING? OH, NO. 45 00:02:23,209 --> 00:02:25,211 THE GYM ISN'T THE SAME WITHOUT MY WORKOUT BUDDY. 46 00:02:26,212 --> 00:02:27,714 WE'LL BE YOUR WORKOUT BUDDIES. 47 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:29,215 EMMETT WOULD LET ME GET AWAY WITH MURDER. 48 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:30,717 YOU GUYS'LL MAKE ME SWEAT. 49 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,218 SO WE'LL SEE YOU AT WOODY'S LATER ON? 50 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:36,222 AH, WOODY'S ISN'T THE SAME WITHOUT MY BEER BUDDY THERE, 51 00:02:36,222 --> 00:02:38,725 POINTING OUT ALL THE CUTE GUYS AND... 52 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:40,727 SPILLING DRINKS ALL OVER ME. 53 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:42,729 WE'LL SPILL DRINKS ALL OVER YOU. 54 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:46,733 YOU KNOW EMMETT CAN'T COMMIT TO ANYTHING, 55 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:48,234 A GUY, A NEW CONDITIONER. 56 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:50,236 HE'LL GET OVER THIS TOO. YOU'LL SEE. 57 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:54,240 THANKS FOR LUNCH. 58 00:02:57,744 --> 00:02:59,245 Woman: SO, UH, THERE WE WERE THE OTHER NIGHT, 59 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:01,748 JIM AND I, SITTING AROUND WATCHING THE GAME. 60 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,750 I'M... I'M TRYING TO TEACH HIM FOOTBALL. 61 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:07,253 SHE IS. CAN YOU STAND IT? BUT I'M HOPELESS! 62 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:10,256 YEAH, YOU ARE. BUT ANYWAY, SO THERE I AM, 63 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:13,259 TRYING TO EXPLAIN POINT SPREADS YET AGAIN, 64 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,762 WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, UH, 65 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:18,264 WE STARTED TO LOOK INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES. 66 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:20,767 THE NEXT THING I KNOW, WE WERE KISSING. 67 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,268 WITH TONGUES AND EVERYTHING. 68 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:24,771 Audience: [ Cheering ] 69 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:26,773 I KNOW. CAN YOU STAND IT? 70 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:29,275 AND NOW... WELL, YOU TELL THEM, HONEY. 71 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:31,778 WE'RE ENGAGED. 72 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:33,279 [ Cheering ] 73 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:34,781 CAN YOU STAND IT? CAN YOU STAND IT? 74 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:39,285 Ty: DO YOU SEE THEPOWEROF THE WORK WE'RE DOING HERE? 75 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:42,288 DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT IT ISN'T POSSIBLE, 76 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:44,791 THAT YOU CAN'T HEAL. 77 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:47,794 I WANT TO HEAR SUCCESS STORIES FROM EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. 78 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:48,795 YOU CAN DO IT. 79 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:50,797 All: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU CAN DO IT. 80 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:56,803 IT'S INSPIRING, ISN'T IT? 81 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:58,805 SEEING PEOPLE CHANGE THEIR LIVES. 82 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:01,808 YEAH, IT GIVES US ALL HOPE THAT... 83 00:04:02,308 --> 00:04:04,811 ONE DAY WE TOO CAN BE A SUCCESS STORY. 84 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:08,815 GOD, I WISH I WAS ONE. OH, ME TOO. 85 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:10,316 I'M HEATHER. UH, EMMETT. 86 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:13,319 HI. OW. OH, NICE, FIRM HANDSHAKE. 87 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:15,321 SORRY, I'M.... I'M WORKING ON THAT. 88 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:19,826 UH, SO YOU'RE NEW HERE, HUH? 89 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:21,828 UH, YEAH. A COUPLE OF WEEKS. AH. 90 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:23,830 YOU? UH, SIX MONTHS. 91 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:26,833 HAS IT HELPED? I'M GETTING THERE, 92 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:29,335 BUT IT'S A LONG ROAD. 93 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:33,339 YOU SEE, I FIRST LOST SIGHT OF THE LIGHT BACK IN COLLEGE. 94 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:35,842 I FELL IN LOVE WITH ONE OF MY SORORITY SISTERS, 95 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:37,343 JEANNIE. 96 00:04:37,343 --> 00:04:39,846 I TAUGHT HER HOW TO PLAY GOLF AT MY PARENTS' COUNTRY CLUB. 97 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:42,348 AND THEN ONE NIGHT IT JUST HAPPENED. 98 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:46,352 WE MADE LOVE ON THE 18th GREEN. 99 00:04:46,352 --> 00:04:48,855 GOD! OH, I STILL REMEMBER THAT HOLE. 100 00:04:51,357 --> 00:04:54,360 BUT THEN, UH, SHE GOT ENGAGED TO A GOLF PRO 101 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,863 AND MOVED TO PINEHURST, NORTH CAROLINA. 102 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:57,864 SORRY. 103 00:04:57,864 --> 00:05:01,367 WHEN SHE LEFT, I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE. 104 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:04,871 AND I TRIED TO GET OVER IT BY GOING FROM WOMAN TO WOMAN. 105 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:07,373 AND I STARTED TO WONDER HOW I ENDED UP 106 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:09,375 IN SUCH DARKNESS. 107 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:12,879 AND THAT'S WHEN I STARTED TO FIND MY WAY BACK TO THE LIGHT. 108 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:15,381 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 109 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:18,885 I MADE A PROMISE TO GOD. 110 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:20,386 OH, FAR OUT! 111 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:23,890 I MEAN, YOU KNOW I... I REALLY THINK HE HEARS US, YOU KNOW. 112 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:24,891 YEAH. YEAH. 113 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:30,396 UH, SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, 114 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:32,398 MAYBE YOU AND ME GO OUT TOGETHER SOME TIME? 115 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,402 YOU MEAN, LIKE O-ON... 116 00:05:36,402 --> 00:05:37,904 ON A DATE? MM-HMM. 117 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:41,407 I DON'T KNOW. UH... 118 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:43,409 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE A SUCCESS STORY. 119 00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:44,911 MORE THAN ANYTHING. 120 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,913 WELL THEN LET'S GO FOR IT. 121 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,915 TOMORROW NIGHT. I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 8:00. 122 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:49,916 ALL RIGHT. OKAY 123 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:51,918 8:00'S GREAT. BUT, UM... 124 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,419 AREN'T I SUPPOSED TO PICK YOU UP? 125 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:54,921 OH. OW! 126 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:57,924 YEAH. HUH, RIGHT. OKAY. 127 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:03,930 WHIPPED YOU UP A LITTLE SNACK. 128 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,432 [ Giggle ] 129 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:08,935 "A LITTLE SNACK" IS A HANDFUL OF CAPTAIN CRUNCH. 130 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:10,937 I'M FRESH OUT OF CAPTAIN CRUNCH. 131 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:13,439 THIS IS A LITTLE PENNE, SUN-DRIED TOMATO. 132 00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:16,442 THAT'S A WHITE WINE CREAM SAUCE WITH ARUGULA, 133 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:17,944 AND A WITTY LITTLE MERLOT. 134 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,949 OH. IT'S HOT! 135 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:25,451 I BURN... I-I BURNED MY TONGUE. 136 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:26,953 WELL LET ME COOL IT DOWN FOR YOU. 137 00:06:28,454 --> 00:06:30,456 [ Ringing of telephone ] MM-MM. 138 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:34,460 THAT BETTER NOT BE WHO I THINK IT IS. 139 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:35,461 MM-HMM? 140 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:37,463 IT'S TED. 141 00:06:37,463 --> 00:06:38,965 HEY, AM I DISTURBING YOU? 142 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,466 WELL... Ted: [ On telephone ] All right, 143 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:41,968 So I'm lying in bed. 144 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:43,970 I'm watching this porno flick, right? It's terrible. 145 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:46,472 These two guys are fucking and eating pasta at the same time. 146 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:48,474 Like anyone would really do that, right? 147 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:49,976 UH-HUH. 148 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:51,477 WHEN BRIAN CALLS. 149 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:52,478 OH-OH. 150 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:54,480 I think he's kind freaking out. 151 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,982 FREAKING OUT? 152 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:57,984 YEAH. HE WANTED ME TO TELL HIM, AS HIS ACCOUNTANT, 153 00:06:57,984 --> 00:06:59,986 HOW LONG HE COULD GO WITHOUT A JOB. 154 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:00,987 And what did you tell him? 155 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:03,990 THE WAY HE SPENDS? TWO MONTHS, TOPS. 156 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:05,992 And what did he say? 157 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:07,994 HE THANKED ME VERY MUCH 158 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:10,997 FOR BEING SUCH A WONDERFUL AND COMPASSIONATE FRIEND. 159 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,999 OH, MY GOD, HE IS FREAKING OUT. 160 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:15,001 Uh-huh. UM... UH... 161 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,002 I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 162 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:17,003 ALL RIGHT. 163 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:19,005 [ Videotape ?????? ] 164 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:24,010 YEAH! 165 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:28,014 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 166 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:30,516 IT'S BRIAN. I'VE GOT TO CALL HIM. UH... 167 00:07:30,516 --> 00:07:32,518 DAVID, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 168 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:34,520 HE'S GONNA GO BROKE. HE'S GONNA LOSE HIS JOB. 169 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,523 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 170 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:40,526 WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A RELATION- SHIP LIKE MELANIE AND LINDSAY. 171 00:07:40,526 --> 00:07:42,528 OF COURSE WE'RE NOT. 172 00:07:42,528 --> 00:07:44,530 WE'RE NOT LESBIANS. 173 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:45,531 I MEAN... 174 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:50,536 THERE'S ONLY ROOM IN THIS... 175 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:54,040 HOUSE, OUR HOUSE, OUR BED, OUR LIFE, 176 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,043 FOR YOU AND ME, NOT FOR YOU AND ME AND BRIAN. 177 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:58,044 I KNOW. 178 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,550 PROMISE ME THAT YOU WON'T INVOLVE YOURSELF 179 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:06,552 IN HIS PROBLEMS. HE'S MADE HIS OWN BED. 180 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:11,057 NOW HE CAN GET SUED IN IT. 181 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:18,064 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU FUCK UP MY LIFE, 182 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,066 YOU DESTROY MY RELATIONSHIP, 183 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:22,568 AND NOW YOU HAVE THE ASTONISHING, BREATHTAKING GALL 184 00:08:22,568 --> 00:08:24,070 TO ASK ME TO REPRESENT YOU? 185 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,072 YEAH. AND I'LL PAY TOO. 186 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:28,074 OH, KEEP YOUR MONEY, BECAUSE FROM WHAT I HEAR, 187 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:30,076 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT. 188 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:35,081 FINE. HOMOPHOBIC CORPORATE AMERICA WINS AGAIN. 189 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:37,583 OH, PLEASE. YOU COULD HANG A SIGN ON YOUR OFFICE DOOR 190 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:40,586 SAYING "BLOW JOBS, 10 CENTS" AND YOU'D STILL HAVE IT BETTER 191 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:42,088 THAN ANY WOMAN OR PERSON OF COLOUR 192 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:44,090 BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE A WHITE MAN. 193 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:47,093 WHICH STILL COUNTS FOR SOMETHING IN THIS COUNTRY. 194 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:48,094 THANKS. 195 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:52,098 ALL RIGHT, JUST FOR LAUGHS, 196 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,100 GIVE ME YOUR VERSION OF THE STORY. 197 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,602 HE WANTED IT, I GAVE IT TO HIM. 198 00:08:56,602 --> 00:08:58,604 LIKE I ASKED FOR, SHORT BUT SWEET. 199 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:00,606 IT WASN'T THAT SHORT. AND WHERE 200 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:04,110 DID THIS ACT OF SELFLESS GENEROSITY TAKE PLACE? 201 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,612 IN MY OFFICE AND IN MY LOFT. 202 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:09,615 SO HE COULDN'T HAVE MINDED IT TOO MUCH IF HE CAME BACK FOR MORE. GO ON. 203 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:11,617 THEN HE ASKED ME TO HELP HIM GET A PROMOTION. 204 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:13,619 WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM? I TOLD HIM HE WASN'T READY. 205 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,121 HOW DID HE TAKE IT? 206 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,622 HOW DO YOU THINK? 207 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:19,125 HE FELT BECAUSE WE WERE BOTH GAY, 208 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:23,129 AND WE'D FUCKED, THAT SOMEHOW HE WAS ENTITLED TO A FREE RIDE. 209 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:24,130 I DIDN'T AGREE. 210 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,631 HOW MANY TRICKS DO YOU HAVE A MONTH? 211 00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:27,633 20, 30. 212 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,635 JESUS, WHAT A LIFE. 213 00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:32,138 WHAT DOES THE NUMBER OF GUYS I DO HAVE TO DO WITH IT? 214 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,140 WELL FOR ONCE, THE FACT THAT YOU SCREW EVERY- THING THAT MOVES 215 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,642 IS YOUR FINEST QUALITY AND YOUR BEST DEFENSE. 216 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:40,146 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ABUSE YOUR POSITION AT WORK IN ORDER TO GET LAID. 217 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,148 [ Snort ] "THE FUCK DEFENSE"? 218 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:45,151 WE'VE GOT TO PROVE THAT WHEN THIS KID DIDN'T GET WHAT HE WANTED, 219 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:47,153 HE DECIDED TO USE THE LAW IN ORDER TO GET EVEN. 220 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,156 THEN YOU'LL TAKE THE CASE? 221 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,163 LOOK, NOT THAT I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SAVING YOUR ASS, 222 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,165 BUT IT MIGHT BE AMUSING TO HAVE YOU INDEBTED TO ME 223 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:00,666 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 224 00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:05,671 [ "Do The Hustle" ?????? ] 225 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:12,678 [ Loud whisper ] DO IT. 226 00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:13,679 [ Chuckling ] 227 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:19,685 [ ?????? ] 228 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:20,686 DO IT. DO IT. 229 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:28,694 [ ?????? ] 230 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:29,695 DO IT. DO IT. 231 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:38,204 [ ?????? ] 232 00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:40,206 Both: DO THE HUSTLE. 233 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:42,208 Vic & Debbie: [ Giggling ] 234 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:44,710 Vic: WHOO-OOH! 235 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:45,711 WHOO! WHOO! 236 00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:47,713 DO YOU MIND? 237 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:49,215 WHAT'S THE MATTER, PRINCESS? 238 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:51,217 I'M TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK. 239 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,719 WELL, EXCU- USE US! 240 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,224 Vic: [ Humming ] [ Closing of door ] 241 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:00,226 HEY. 242 00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:02,228 HEY, MIKEY. 243 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:06,232 [ ?????? ] 244 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:07,733 Vic & Debbie: [ Chuckling ] 245 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:12,238 WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 246 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,739 RELIVING THEIR YOUTH. 247 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:16,242 Debbie: DO THE HUSTLE! 248 00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:19,745 YOU PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD. 249 00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:22,748 WELL, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO UP TO YOUR ROOM? 250 00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:24,750 OH, LET ME REPHRASE THAT, "MY ROOM". 251 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,752 WOULD YOU LET IT GO, ALREADY? 252 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:27,753 YEAH, MIKEY. 253 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:30,756 YOU'RE A DOCTOR'S WIFE NOW. 254 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:32,258 Debbie: THAT'S RIGHT. 255 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,260 AND TO THINK I USED TO WORRY THAT YOU'D BE SPENDING YOUR LIFE 256 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,762 FOLLOWING AFTER... WHAT'S-HIS-NAME? 257 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,264 WOULD YOU LEAVE BRIAN OUT OF THIS? 258 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:39,765 HE'S GOT ENOUGH SHIT TO DEAL WITH. 259 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,768 WHAT KIND OF SHIT? 260 00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:46,272 SOME GUY AT WORK IS SUING HIM FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT. 261 00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:48,274 IT'S REALLY SERIOUS. HE COULD LOSE EVERYTHING. 262 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,778 I KNEW SOME DAY HE'D STICK HIS DICK WHERE IT DIDN'T BELONG. 263 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,281 WELL, WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 264 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,283 SUNSHINE, I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY- THING YOU CAN DO. 265 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:58,784 Vic: I'M AFRAID... 266 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,288 BRIAN'S FUCKED THE LAST PERSON HE SHOULD HAVE... 267 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:04,790 HIMSELF. 268 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:09,295 I'M SORRY, HONEY. 269 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,301 Justin: YOU'RE HIS BEST FRIEND. 270 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,802 YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING. 271 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:18,804 I-I WOULD DO SOME- THING IF I COULD. 272 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,307 J-JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 273 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,318 DR. CAMERON, PLEASE. 274 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,319 IT'S MICHAEL. 275 00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:38,824 HEY! 276 00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:41,827 LISTEN, UM, I-I KNOW WE HAD PLANS TONIGHT, BUT, UH, 277 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:43,829 MY MOM'S GOT THIS... SHE'S NOT FEELING WELL. 278 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:48,334 SHE'S GOT THIS FLU-COUGH-FEVER-COLD KIND OF A THING, 279 00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:51,337 YEAH, YOU KNOW? AND I THOUGHT I'D, YOU KNOW, 280 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:54,340 STICK AROUND, AND, UH, KEEP HER COMPANY. 281 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:56,842 [ Knocking on door ] 282 00:12:58,344 --> 00:12:59,845 FUCK YOU. 283 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,847 LOOK, I-I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 284 00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:04,850 THAT I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS. REALLY? 285 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,852 THAT MAKES ME FEEL A LOT BETTER. 286 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,854 UH, I... I HAD NO CHOICE. IF... 287 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,357 IF I DIDN'T DO WHAT YOU WANTED, YOU'D HAVE FIRED ME. 288 00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,359 NO, YOU JUST TRIED TO GET AHEAD BY GIVING HEAD, 289 00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:16,862 WHICH, BY THE WAY, YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT. 290 00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:20,366 HUH! WE OBVIOUSLY REMEMBER THINGS VERY DIFFERENTLY. 291 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:21,367 YEAH! 292 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,868 IREMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED. 293 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:29,375 IF I COULD PROPOSE SOMETHING... 294 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:34,380 I'D BE MORE THAN WILLING TO FORGET THE WHOLE THING IF... 295 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:37,383 YOU'LL SAY YOU'RE SORRY, AND RECON- SIDER ME FOR THAT POSITION. 296 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:40,386 YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE A REAL TALENT FOR PROPOSITIONS. 297 00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:41,887 WOULD YOU MIND NOT STANDING SO CLOSE? 298 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:43,389 WHY? 299 00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:45,891 YOU WORRIED SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN? 300 00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:47,893 LIKE I MIGHT USE MY POSITION OF POWER 301 00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,895 TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR TIGHT LITTLE ASSHOLE? 302 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:50,896 GOD! 303 00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,904 GET OUT OF MY OFFICE. 304 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,412 YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALIZED TILL SEEING IT WITH YOU 305 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:09,415 THAT "A NIGHT AT THE OPERA" WAS SUCH AN EPIC TRAGEDY. 306 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,917 [ Weepily ] I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT LAST HALLOWEEN, 307 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:14,920 LINDSAY WENT AS GROUCHO AND I WENT AS HARPO. 308 00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:18,424 WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT. 309 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,428 [ Sniffle ] OH GOD, 310 00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:25,431 NOTHING PERSONAL, BUT I JUST WISH SHE WAS HERE. 311 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,433 I UNDERSTAND. 312 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:31,437 MOST OF MY DATES WISH THEY WERE WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 313 00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:33,939 OH, DON'T SAY THAT. 314 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:37,443 YOU'RE A REAL CATCH. I KNOW. 315 00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,945 JUST MY LUCK, LESBIANS FIND ME IRRESISTIBLE. 316 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:40,946 [ Chuckle ] 317 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:49,455 HOLY SHIT! WHAT? 318 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,458 I GOT YOU ALL EXCITED? 319 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:55,461 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 320 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,963 TED. M... 321 00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:58,964 MELANIE, H-HI. 322 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:01,967 UM, THIS IS HEATHER. 323 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,469 MY DATE. 324 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,971 I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID... HE DID. 325 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,474 WE'RE GOING FOR PIZZA. YOU WANT TO DOUBLE? 326 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:09,975 DOUBLE? YEAH. 327 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,477 THEY'RE NOT REALLY A COUPLE, HEATHER. 328 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,481 I'M A HOMO. AND I'M A LESBO. 329 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,483 OH-H-H. 330 00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:20,486 I THOUGHT FROM THE HUG THAT MAYBE YOU WERE NORMAL. 331 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:21,987 WE ARE. 332 00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:23,989 WHAT THE HELL'S GOTTEN INTO YOU? 333 00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:25,491 HE'S SEEN THE LIGHT. 334 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,993 WHERE ARE THEY SHINING IT? UP YOUR ASS? 335 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:30,996 "SEE THE LIGHT" IS HELPING US BUILD A... 336 00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:33,999 HAPPY, HETERO- SEXUAL LIFE. 337 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:37,002 YEAH, WELL WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE WIZARD FOR A BRAIN? 338 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:38,504 I'M SO GLAD THAT WE AMUSE YOU. 339 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,006 WHO'S AMUSED? I'M OUTRAGED! 340 00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,008 JUST IGNORE HER, HEATHER, SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. 341 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:44,510 I UNDERSTAND YOU ASSHOLES 342 00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:47,012 ARE SETTING BACK THE GAY RIGHTS MOVEMENT ABOUT 50 YEARS. 343 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,016 COME ON, EMMETT, I DON'T THINK I CARE FOR YOUR FRIENDS. 344 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,521 EMMETT, WAIT. 345 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,025 CAN WE AT LEAST GET TOGETHER SOMETIME? 346 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,530 SURE. UM, IF YOU EVER WANT TO... 347 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:06,532 SEE THE LIGHT... 348 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,034 COME TO A MEETING. 349 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,543 [ Rapping on door ] 350 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,549 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE HUNGRY. 351 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,050 A LITTLE? [ Chuckling ] 352 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,553 DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE'D TURN INTO IF WE ATE ALL THAT? 353 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,555 A COUPLE OF FAT, FLABBY FAGS 354 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:32,057 WHO NOBODY WOULD WANT TO FUCK, EVER. 355 00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:33,559 AH. LET'S DIG IN. 356 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:38,564 MMM, YOU KNOW WHAT I REMEMBER FROM HIGH SCHOOL? 357 00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:41,066 [ Chuckling ] THE TIME IN BIOLOGY CLASS 358 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:44,069 WHEN YOU BEAT OFF IN A TEST TUBE FOR YOUR SCIENCE PROJECT? 359 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,572 [ Giggling ] NO. FOOD. 360 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,075 THERE WAS ALWAYS LOTS OF FOOD AT YOUR HOUSE. 361 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,077 THAT'S AN ITALIAN THING. 362 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:55,080 AND THERE WAS ALWAYS PLENTY OF BOOZE AT YOUR HOUSE. 363 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,081 YEAH, HUH? 364 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,583 THAT'S AN IRISH THING. 365 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:00,586 WHAT'S THIS? 366 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,088 "REALITY CHECKLIST"? YEAH, I'VE BEEN... 367 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:06,091 THINKING OF SIMPLI- FYING MY LIFE. 368 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,093 "CLOTHES"? 369 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,596 YOU... YOU CAN CERTAINLY SAVE MONEY ON CLOTHES. 370 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,098 "COSMETICS"? 371 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:16,602 YEAH, THE FRENCH ANTI-AGING SHIT COSTS $100 A TUBE AND... 372 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:17,603 I STILL DON'T LOOK 19. 373 00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:21,607 "GOING OUT"? YEAH. 374 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,609 I FIGURED I COULD PROBABLY SURVIVE HITTING THE CLUBS 375 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,611 FIVE TIMES A WEEK INSTEAD OF SIX. 376 00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:27,613 I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S A PRETTY BIG SACRIFICE. 377 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:30,115 "LOFT"? 378 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,118 YEAH, WELL... 379 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,120 WHAT DO I NEED THIS BIG, EXPENSIVE PLACE FOR, ANYWAY? 380 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,122 THIS IS YOUR HOME. 381 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,127 MAYBE IT WON'T COME TO THAT. 382 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,131 HMM. WELL, IF IT DOES, 383 00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:48,634 I'LL JUST GET A RICH SUGAR DADDY LIKE THE DOC. 384 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,135 HE'S NOT MY SUGAR DADDY. 385 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,640 IF I'M NOT CAREFUL, HE MIGHT NOT EVEN BE MY BOYFRIEND. 386 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,642 WHAT? TROUBLE IN PARADISE? 387 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,145 [ Whispering ] HE DOESN'T KNOW I'M HERE. 388 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,148 YOU'RE LYING TO HIM ALREADY? 389 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,653 WHAT IS HE AFRAID, I'LL STEAL YOU AWAY FROM HIM? 390 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:08,654 LAST CHICKEN LEG. 391 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,156 YOU'RE THE CHICKEN HAWK. 392 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:13,659 [ Crunching of food ] 393 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,164 I DIDN'T DO WHAT THEY'RE SAYING. 394 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:22,668 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT. 395 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:25,671 YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN. 396 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,175 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I REMEMBER? 397 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:38,183 SENIOR YEAR WE WERE GOING TO BE IN A BAND. [ Snorting ] 398 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:40,185 YOU WERE GOING TO BE THE NEXT ROBERT SMITH. 399 00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,187 YEAH, WELL, THAT DREAM DIED REAL FAST. 400 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:43,689 WE WERE DAMN GOOD. 401 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,693 HEY, DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT GUITAR? 402 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:52,197 Debbie: YOU KNOW, THEY OUGHT TO LET WOMEN IN THIS CONTEST. 403 00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:53,699 I'VE GOT A GREAT CHEST. 404 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,201 YEAH, CHEST OF DRAWERS. 405 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,703 OOH! [ Chuckle/cough ] 406 00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,206 Debbie: HEY! DAVID. HI. 407 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,708 SPEAKING OF GREAT CHESTS. 408 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,209 WHERE'S MICHAEL? 409 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,712 HERE. HE'S HERE, ISN'T HE? 410 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:09,214 I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. 411 00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,716 WELL, HE CALLED AND SAID THAT YOU WERE SICK. 412 00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:13,719 HE DID? 413 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:16,221 AND HE SAID HE WAS SPENDING THE NIGHT HERE... 414 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:17,723 TO TAKE CARE OF YOU SO... 415 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,225 I THOUGHT I'D BRING OVER SOME CHICKEN SOUP. 416 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,228 OH, THAT IS SO THOUGHTFUL. 417 00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:25,230 AND JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED. 418 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,732 HEY, YOU'RE THE DOCTOR. 419 00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:31,236 SO YOU'RE NOT SICK? 420 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:34,740 WELL, DON'T SOUND SO DISAPPOINTED. 421 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,243 SHE HAD A SCRATCHY THROAT BACK IN THE WINTER OF '86. 422 00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:39,244 [ Forced cough ] 423 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:41,747 THANK YOU. YEAH. 424 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,751 [ Club ?????? ] Crowd: [ Cheering ] 425 00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:51,256 ?? JUST BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME ?? 426 00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:53,759 ?? DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T HAVE MY WAY ?? 427 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,263 ?? JUST BECAUSE I'M LEAVING ?? 428 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,767 ?? DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T WANT TO STAY ?? 429 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:22,287 [ ?????? ] 430 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,289 [ Applause/whistles ] 431 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:37,302 [ ?????? ] 432 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:39,805 OKAY, LET'S GO OVER THE QUESTIONS 433 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:41,807 THEY'RE GOING TO ASK YOU AT THE HEARING. 434 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,809 NOW? HUH! IF YOU PREFER, 435 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,811 WE CAN WAIT UNTIL THEY BOOT YOUR BUTT OUT OF THE COMPANY. 436 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,313 YES, NOW. CHRIST, YOU ASKED ME TO REPRESENT YOU... 437 00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:49,314 OKAY, FINE. 438 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,818 FIRE AWAY. BUT... 439 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,319 GENTLY. [ Grinding of blender ] 440 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,322 I SAID GENTLY. 441 00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:58,323 JUSTIN, PLEASE? 442 00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:02,327 SORRY. 443 00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,333 HERE, DRINK THIS. IT'S A SECRET RECIPE 444 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,335 THAT MY ALCOHOLIC GRANDMOTHER USED TO MAKE. 445 00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:15,340 JESUS! IT SMELLS LIKE A... 446 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,842 DIRTY JOCKSTRAP. 447 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:17,843 WELL, IN THAT CASE YOU SHOULD LIKE IT. 448 00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:22,848 [ Groan of disgust ] 449 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:24,850 THE SECRET IS SHE PISSED IN IT. 450 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:26,852 I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU. 451 00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:28,854 YOU KNOW I'D DO ANYTHING. 452 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,856 OH, JESUS, LET'S JUST PRAY THE ARBITRATOR'S GAY, 453 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,357 AND THINKS HE'S CUTE. 454 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:37,863 I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D... 455 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:39,364 IT'S OKAY, NEITHER... 456 00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:40,866 NEITHER DID... I'LL COME BACK LATER. 457 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,868 NO, STAY. I... I WAS JUST HELPING BRIAN WITH... 458 00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:43,869 I KNOW. HE TOLD ME. 459 00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:47,873 LOOK WHO'S HERE, HONEY. 460 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:56,381 HEY. Gus: [ Cooing ] 461 00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:57,382 GO ON. 462 00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:02,387 HEY, BUDDY. 463 00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:03,889 MMMM. 464 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:09,895 HEY, SWEETHEART. 465 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:11,396 HE MISSES YOU. 466 00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:22,407 LOOK, UM... [ Clearing of throat ] 467 00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:25,911 WHY DON'T WE GO OVER THIS LATER? 468 00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:29,915 YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUSH OFF BECAUSE OF ME. 469 00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:38,924 I HAVE TO GET TO WORK. 470 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:49,935 WOULD YOU GET THIS SHIT AWAY FROM ME? 471 00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:53,438 IT'S MY GRAND- MOTHER'S RECIPE. 472 00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:54,940 HE'S MAJORLY HUNG. 473 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,942 [ Giggling ] Brian: AND FOR ONCE, 474 00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,944 HE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT MY COCK. 475 00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:01,947 Gus: [ Fussing ] OH-H-H. SSSSH. 476 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:02,948 Brian: IT'S OKAY, SONNY-BOY, 477 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:05,450 YOUR OLD MAN'LL RECOVER. 478 00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:07,452 HE'S NOT CRYING OVER YOU, HE MISSES MELANIE. 479 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,955 WELL, YOU JUST HAD YOUR CHANCE. WHY DIDN'T YOU BEG HER TO COME BACK? 480 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,456 EXCUSE ME? 481 00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:12,457 SHE'S THE ONE WHO CHEATED. 482 00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:14,960 WELL, MAYBE SHE HAD REASON. 483 00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:18,964 SO, NOW YOU'RE TAKING HER SIDE? HUH, THAT'S AMUSING, 484 00:23:19,464 --> 00:23:22,968 AFTER ALL THE YEARS YOU SPENT HATING HER, HUMILIATING HER, 485 00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:25,470 TRYING TO FORCE HER OUT OF OUR LIVES EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT. 486 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:27,973 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU FINALLY GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. 487 00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:28,974 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, 488 00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:30,475 BLAME ME. 489 00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:31,476 WHY NOT? 490 00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:33,478 EVERYBODY ELSE DOES. 491 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,482 WELL, MAYBE YOU FINALLY GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. 492 00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:38,984 [ Clearing of throat ] LOOK, 493 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:41,987 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK SOONER THAN I THOUGHT, 494 00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:43,989 WHICH MEANS I'LL NEED A SITTER. 495 00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:45,991 I'LL DO IT. I'M GREAT WITH GUS. 496 00:23:46,491 --> 00:23:48,994 OH, I'M SURE. ONLY I NEED SOMEONE FULL-TIME. 497 00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:49,995 HMM. 498 00:23:52,497 --> 00:23:54,499 JUSTIN, WILL YOU GET MY CHEQUE BOOK? 499 00:23:58,503 --> 00:23:59,504 ARE YOU SURE? 500 00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:01,006 I MEAN, WITH WHAT'S GOING ON... 501 00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:02,007 IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. 502 00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:06,011 I SAID I'D LOOK AFTER YOU AND GUS, AND I AM. 503 00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:17,522 THANKS. YEAH. 504 00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,027 HEY-Y-Y-YUH. 505 00:24:22,527 --> 00:24:23,528 Gus: [ Fussing ] 506 00:24:23,528 --> 00:24:25,030 Brian: WHAT? 507 00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:27,032 I KNOW I SMELL BAD. 508 00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:28,033 IT'S VODKA. 509 00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:36,041 SOMETHING WRONG? NO. NOT AT ALL. 510 00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:40,045 EXCEPT, COULD YOU KEEP THE ELEPHANTS FROM RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS? 511 00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:42,547 EXCUSE ME? 512 00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:44,549 NOTHING. 513 00:24:44,549 --> 00:24:46,051 YOU GOT IN AT 3:00 LAST NIGHT. 514 00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:47,552 I DID? 515 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:50,055 YOUR MOTHER MUST'VE BEEN REALLY SICK. 516 00:24:51,556 --> 00:24:53,558 YEAH, WELL YOU KNOW THOSE FLU-COUGH... 517 00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:55,060 FEVER-COLD KIND OF THINGS? 518 00:24:56,561 --> 00:24:58,563 MICHAEL, I KNOW SHE WASN'T SICK 519 00:24:58,563 --> 00:25:00,565 'CAUSE I WENT OVER THERE TO FIND YOU. 520 00:25:00,565 --> 00:25:02,567 OH, SHIT. AND THEN... 521 00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:04,569 I CAUGHT THE LATE SHOW AT WOODY'S. 522 00:25:06,071 --> 00:25:07,572 DOUBLE SHIT. 523 00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:09,574 YOU KNOW, YOU AND BRIAN PLAY PRETTY WELL TOGETHER. 524 00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:12,077 THE TWO OF YOU... WELL I... OF COURSE I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED. 525 00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:15,080 I TOLD YOU, BRIAN'S GOING THROUGH A REALLY TOUGH TIME RIGHT NOW. 526 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,082 YEAH, AND I TOLD YOU SOMETHING TOO. 527 00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:18,583 SO IF THIS IS THE WAY IT'S GOING TO BE, 528 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,585 YOU LYING TO ME SO THAT YOU CAN BE WITH HIM... 529 00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:24,089 I THINK WE BETTER RETHINK THINGS. 530 00:25:30,595 --> 00:25:31,596 [ Slamming of door ] 531 00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:35,100 WHAT THE FUCK'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, 532 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:37,102 LYING TO DAVID, TELLING HIM I WAS SICK? 533 00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:38,603 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 534 00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:40,605 AND THAT WAS A FIRST. SHUT UP. 535 00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:42,607 ALL RIGHT, I MADE A MISTAKE. 536 00:25:42,607 --> 00:25:45,110 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU DID. AND YOU KEEP THIS UP, 537 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,111 YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW IT, YOU HEAR ME? 538 00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:48,613 I ALREADY SAID I WAS WRONG, OKAY? 539 00:25:48,613 --> 00:25:51,616 IF YOU WANT TO TORTURE SOMEONE, GO TO THE "S AND M" BAR ACROSS THE STREET. 540 00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:55,620 WHAT'S WITH YOU GUYS, ANYWAY? 541 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:58,123 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A GAY BAR, REMEMBER? 542 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:02,127 I SAW EMMETT LAST NIGHT, WITH THIS WOMAN. 543 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,132 AT LEAST THAT'S HOW SHE PURPORTED TO REPRESENT HERSELF. 544 00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:09,134 HE REALLY IS GOING STRAIGHT. 545 00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:10,635 Vic: AND SO ARE WE. 546 00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:13,138 STRAIGHT TO HELL, ACCORDING TO THEM. 547 00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:15,140 Justin: YEAH, BUT DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT EVERY REPUTABLE 548 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:18,143 PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDY DONE WITHIN THE PAST 25 YEARS 549 00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:20,645 EMPHATICALLY STATES THAT A PERSON'S SEXUAL ORIENTATION 550 00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:22,147 IS DETERMINED BY AGE OF SIX, 551 00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:24,149 SOMETIMES EVEN BEFORE BIRTH, 552 00:26:24,149 --> 00:26:25,650 AND IT'S COMPLETELY UNALTERABLE? 553 00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:27,152 YOU TELL 'EM, SUNSHINE. 554 00:26:27,152 --> 00:26:30,155 A LEOPARD CAN'T CHANGE HIS STRIPES. 555 00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:32,157 EITHER CAN A QUEER. [ Chuckling ] 556 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:33,158 Vic: YOU KNOW, 557 00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:34,659 IT'S A NASTY WORLD OUT THERE. 558 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,164 SO, IF EMMETT HASN'T GOT THE GUTS TO BE GAY, 559 00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:41,166 THEN I SAY FUCK HIM. 560 00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:43,168 YOU KNOW, HE'S STILL OUR FRIEND. 561 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:46,671 I JUST CAN'T LET HIM GO THAT EASILY. 562 00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:49,674 CAN I GET A STOLI ON THE ROCKS? 563 00:26:49,674 --> 00:27:11,696 [ ?????? ] 564 00:27:11,696 --> 00:27:14,199 HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU BEFORE? 565 00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:15,700 THAT'S ORIGINAL. 566 00:27:16,201 --> 00:27:17,702 AND THE ANSWER IS, "NO, I DON'T THINK SO." 567 00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:22,207 NO. IT WAS THE OTHER NIGHT, AT BABYLON. 568 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:24,209 I REMEMBER YOU. 569 00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:28,213 WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER YOU. 570 00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:44,729 WORKING LATE, DOC? 571 00:27:46,731 --> 00:27:48,233 CATCHING UP ON SOME PAPERWORK. 572 00:27:50,735 --> 00:27:53,738 SO I HEAR YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. 573 00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:57,742 YEAH, I'VE GOT THIS PAIN IN MY ASS. 574 00:27:58,243 --> 00:27:59,744 MAYBE IT'S FROM OVER-EXERTION. 575 00:27:59,744 --> 00:28:01,746 MAYBE IT'S YOU. 576 00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:04,749 SO HOW CAN I HELP ALLEVIATE YOUR CONDITION? 577 00:28:04,749 --> 00:28:06,251 YOU CAN LAY OFF MIKEY. 578 00:28:06,751 --> 00:28:07,752 WELL, MY PRESCRIP- TION FOR THAT 579 00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:09,754 WOULD BE FOR YOU TO MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 580 00:28:09,754 --> 00:28:11,756 HE IS MY BUSINESS. 581 00:28:11,756 --> 00:28:14,259 AND HE'S GOING TO BE MY BUSINESS, LONG AFTER YOU'RE GONE. 582 00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:16,761 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 583 00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:19,764 ALTHOUGH I DID HEAR THAT YOU MAY BE ON YOUR WAY OUT. 584 00:28:19,764 --> 00:28:21,266 WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 585 00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:23,268 PRACTICALLY EVERYONE, 586 00:28:24,769 --> 00:28:26,771 ALTHOUGH THAT'S NOT OUR CONCERN. 587 00:28:26,771 --> 00:28:28,773 YOUR BETTER HALF THINKS DIFFERENTLY. 588 00:28:28,773 --> 00:28:31,276 I TOLD MY "BETTER HALF" TO STAY OUT OF IT. 589 00:28:31,276 --> 00:28:32,777 BY FORBIDDING HIM TO SEE ME? 590 00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:35,780 YOU KNOW, 591 00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:37,282 THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP HIM. 592 00:28:38,783 --> 00:28:40,285 THAT'S HOW YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE HIM. 593 00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:47,292 YOU KNOW, DOC, 594 00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:49,294 YOU ARE GOOD. 595 00:28:49,794 --> 00:28:51,796 THAT PAIN I WAS HAVING IS... 596 00:28:52,297 --> 00:28:54,299 FEELING BETTER ALREADY. [ Mock groan ] 597 00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:04,309 [ Snort ] 598 00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:22,827 [ ?????? ] 599 00:29:22,827 --> 00:29:24,329 FEEL ANYTHING? 600 00:29:24,329 --> 00:29:27,332 A NUMB, TINGLING SENSATION. 601 00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:29,834 BUT, UH, THEN I REALIZED MY... MY LEG'S ASLEEP. 602 00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:31,836 OH-H. 603 00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:33,838 HOW ABOUT YOU? 604 00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:36,341 UM, JUST A QUEASINESS IN MY STOMACH, 605 00:29:36,841 --> 00:29:38,343 LIKE WHEN YOU EAT A BAD CLAM. 606 00:29:41,846 --> 00:29:44,349 LOOK, WE... WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 607 00:29:44,849 --> 00:29:46,351 NO! I WANT A SUCCESS STORY. 608 00:29:46,351 --> 00:29:48,353 OH, SO DO I. 609 00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:50,355 [ Deep sigh ] UH, MAYBE IF WE, UM... 610 00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:51,856 MAYBE IF WE FANTASIZED. 611 00:29:52,357 --> 00:29:54,859 YOU KNOW, Y-YOU... YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERFECT MAN, 612 00:29:54,859 --> 00:29:58,363 AND I-I'LL THINK ABOUT THE PERFECT WOMAN. 613 00:29:58,363 --> 00:30:00,865 IT'S A CRUTCH, BUT... IF IT HELPS US WALK... 614 00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:04,869 Both: [ Nervous chuckles ] 615 00:30:05,370 --> 00:30:30,895 [ ?????? ] 616 00:30:30,895 --> 00:30:31,896 WELL? 617 00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:34,899 KEEP TRYING. 618 00:30:34,899 --> 00:31:06,431 [ ?????? ] 619 00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:07,932 [ Murmurs of arousal ] 620 00:31:12,937 --> 00:31:14,439 AND? 621 00:31:14,939 --> 00:31:16,441 I THINK I'M STARTING TO FEEL SOMETHING. 622 00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:17,442 ME TOO. 623 00:31:17,442 --> 00:31:33,458 [ ?????? ] 624 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:35,460 Justin: HEY! 625 00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:36,961 AW, IT'S YOU AGAIN. 626 00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:38,963 YOU DON'T GIVE UP, DO YOU? 627 00:31:38,963 --> 00:31:39,964 YOU WANT ME TO? 628 00:31:41,966 --> 00:31:44,469 DID YOU REALLY SEE ME BEFORE? 629 00:31:44,469 --> 00:31:46,971 SURE. YOU WERE WITH THAT GUY, BRIAN. 630 00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:49,974 HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM? 631 00:31:49,974 --> 00:31:53,478 [ Chuckling ] EVERYONE KNOWS BRIAN KINNEY. 632 00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:54,979 HE'S A REAL ASSHOLE. 633 00:31:56,481 --> 00:31:58,983 OH, REALLY? YEAH. 634 00:31:58,983 --> 00:32:00,485 HE'S ALWAYS COMING ON TO YOU, 635 00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:02,487 ACTING LIKE HE LIKES YOU. 636 00:32:02,987 --> 00:32:04,489 REALLY ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS GETTING LAID. 637 00:32:04,989 --> 00:32:06,491 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 638 00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:07,492 DID HE BREAK YOUR HEART? 639 00:32:09,494 --> 00:32:10,995 FUCK NO! 640 00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:12,497 I'D NEVER FALL FOR HIS SHIT. 641 00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:17,502 BESIDES, HE'S NOT MY TYPE. 642 00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:20,505 IS HE YOURS? 643 00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:23,508 ARE YOU KIDDING? 644 00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:27,512 SO WHAT IS YOUR TYPE? 645 00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:46,030 Emmett: [ Groans of passion ] 646 00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:50,034 "See The Light" members: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU CAN DO IT. 647 00:32:50,034 --> 00:32:51,536 YOU CAN DO IT! 648 00:33:04,549 --> 00:33:06,050 [ Shudder of climax ] 649 00:33:07,552 --> 00:33:09,554 [ Groaning ] 650 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,562 Both: [ Panting/sighing ] 651 00:33:34,078 --> 00:33:35,079 SO... 652 00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:37,582 HOW WAS IT FOR YOU? 653 00:33:37,582 --> 00:33:39,083 Y-YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T HATE IT. 654 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:41,586 OH? YOU? 655 00:33:42,086 --> 00:33:44,088 IT WASN'T NEARLY AS DISGUSTING AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. 656 00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:46,090 HEY! YEAH. 657 00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:51,596 THE FANTASIES REALLY HELPED. 658 00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:52,597 YEAH. 659 00:33:54,098 --> 00:33:55,600 WHO'D YOU USE? 660 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,603 JODIE FOSTER, "ANNA AND THE KING". 661 00:33:58,603 --> 00:33:59,604 AH. YOU? 662 00:34:01,606 --> 00:34:04,609 UH, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY IN "A TIME TO KILL". 663 00:34:05,109 --> 00:34:07,111 MMM. TOO BAD WE DIDN'T USE "CONTACT", 664 00:34:07,111 --> 00:34:08,613 WE COULD'VE BEEN IN THE SAME MOVIE. 665 00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:10,114 YEAH. [ Chuckling ] 666 00:34:14,619 --> 00:34:17,622 WELL, WE... WE HAVE OUR SUCCESS STORY. 667 00:34:17,622 --> 00:34:19,123 YAY US. HUH. 668 00:34:24,128 --> 00:34:30,134 [ ?????? ] 669 00:34:30,134 --> 00:34:32,136 YOU'RE ONE HOT LITTLE FUCKER. 670 00:34:32,136 --> 00:34:33,638 YOU'RE PRETTY HOT YOURSELF. 671 00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:38,142 O-OH, YEAH. 672 00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:39,644 GO ON, LICK IT. 673 00:34:44,649 --> 00:34:45,650 THAT'S IT. 674 00:34:49,153 --> 00:34:51,155 YOU'RE HOTTER THAN THE GUY I HAD LAST WEEK. 675 00:34:52,657 --> 00:34:54,659 IS THAT SO? MMM-HMM. 676 00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:56,661 HE WANTED TO PUT ME IN SHORT PANTS AND SPANK ME. 677 00:34:57,161 --> 00:34:58,663 I WANT TO DO A LOT MORE THAN THAT. 678 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:01,165 LIKE WHAT? 679 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:04,168 LIKE HOW ABOUT I SHOW YOU? 680 00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:20,685 [ ?????? ] 681 00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:22,687 HEY, YOU BETTER HURRY, THOUGH. 682 00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:27,191 WHAT'S THE RUSH? 683 00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:30,194 I'VE GOT A STUPID CURFEW IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT. 684 00:35:30,194 --> 00:35:31,696 MY PARENTS WANT ME HOME BY MIDNIGHT. 685 00:35:32,196 --> 00:35:33,698 [ Snorts of disbelief ] 686 00:35:33,698 --> 00:35:36,200 YOU... YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS? 687 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,702 WHERE ELSE WOULD I LIVE? 688 00:35:37,702 --> 00:35:38,703 I'M 17. 689 00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:42,707 YOU'RE 17? 690 00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:47,211 SO, HOW DO YOU GET INTO BARS? 691 00:35:47,211 --> 00:35:49,714 DUH! LIKE A FAKE I.D. 692 00:35:51,215 --> 00:35:52,216 I DON'T TELL MY DAD THOUGH. 693 00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:54,719 HE GOES TOTALLY PSYCHO. 694 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,221 LIKE HE DID WHEN HE FOUND OUT I WAS GAY. 695 00:35:57,221 --> 00:36:01,225 MMM, YOUR... YOUR DAD WENT PSYCHO? 696 00:36:01,225 --> 00:36:03,728 HE WENT AFTER THE GUY I WAS FUCKING AT THE TIME. 697 00:36:03,728 --> 00:36:05,229 TURNED HIM IN TO THE POLICE. 698 00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:08,232 UH, THE POLICE? 699 00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:09,233 HE'LL BE OUT IN 10 YEARS. 700 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:17,241 IF HE KNEW I WAS HERE... 701 00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:20,745 NOW, HOW WOULD HE KNOW? 702 00:36:22,246 --> 00:36:24,248 OH. THERE'S NO WAY. 703 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,251 UNLESS I TOLD HIM. 704 00:36:29,253 --> 00:36:32,256 BUT YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT, WOULD YOU? 705 00:36:33,758 --> 00:36:34,759 OF COURSE NOT. 706 00:36:37,762 --> 00:36:39,764 I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 707 00:36:42,266 --> 00:36:44,268 PROVIDED YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME. 708 00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:48,272 REMEMBER, LET ME DO THE TALKING. 709 00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:50,775 YEAH. YOU ALWAYS DO. 710 00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:53,277 AND WHEN THE INVESTIGATOR FROM H.R. ASKS YOU SOMETHING, 711 00:36:53,277 --> 00:36:55,279 CONFER WITH ME FIRST. I GOT IT. 712 00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:03,788 LISTEN, HOWEVER THIS PLAYS OUT... 713 00:37:05,289 --> 00:37:06,290 THANKS. 714 00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:09,794 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO HELP ME. YOU COULD HAVE SAID "FUCK YOU". 715 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:11,796 I KNOW. 716 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:17,802 HERE YOU ARE, I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU. 717 00:37:17,802 --> 00:37:18,803 Brian: [ Clearing of throat ] THIS IS, UH... 718 00:37:19,303 --> 00:37:20,304 MORTY RYDER, MY BOSS. 719 00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:22,306 THIS IS MELANIE MARCUS, MY ATTORNEY. 720 00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:24,308 NICE TO MEET YOU. 721 00:37:24,308 --> 00:37:26,811 LOOK LIBERTY AIR WAS JUST AWARDED A NEW ROUTE INTO LA GUARDIA. 722 00:37:26,811 --> 00:37:29,313 THEY'RE TAKING ON THE MAJORS IN THE NORTHEAST. 723 00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:30,815 SO? 724 00:37:31,315 --> 00:37:33,317 SO, THEY WANT TO GO NATIONAL WITH YOUR CAMPAIGN. 725 00:37:33,317 --> 00:37:35,319 YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 726 00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:36,821 WHAT ABOUT THE HEARING? 727 00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:39,323 FORGET ABOUT THE HEARING. THAT MATTER'S BEEN DROPPED. 728 00:37:39,323 --> 00:37:40,324 DROPPED? 729 00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:41,826 WHAT HAPPENED? 730 00:37:41,826 --> 00:37:43,828 DAMNED IF I KNOW, AND WHO THE HELL CARES? 731 00:37:43,828 --> 00:37:45,329 BE IN MY OFFICE IN FIVE MINUTES. 732 00:37:51,836 --> 00:37:53,337 UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. 733 00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:57,341 JESUS! WHAT ARE YOU, MR. TEFLON? 734 00:37:57,341 --> 00:37:59,844 SHIT JUST NEVER STICKS TO YOU. 735 00:38:03,347 --> 00:38:04,849 [ Mixed chatter ] 736 00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:10,354 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO... LIKE, YOU OR EMMETT, 737 00:38:10,354 --> 00:38:12,857 BUT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO JOIN A BOWLING LEAGUE. 738 00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:13,858 JUST THE GUYS. 739 00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:16,360 OH, LOOK, THERE HE IS. 740 00:38:21,365 --> 00:38:22,867 YOU KNOW, MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 741 00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:24,869 LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE. 742 00:38:28,873 --> 00:38:31,375 WELL, THIS IS A SURPRISE. 743 00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:34,879 WELCOME TO "SEE THE LIGHT". 744 00:38:34,879 --> 00:38:36,380 THE WAY SOME OF THESE PEOPLE DRESS, 745 00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:37,882 THEY SHOULD CHANGE IT TO "TURN OFF THE LIGHT". 746 00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:42,887 SO WHAT IS THIS, LIKE, AN INTERVENTION? 747 00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:45,389 YOU'RE GOING TO KIDNAP ME AND THROW ME IN THE BACK OF A VAN? 748 00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:47,391 I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT GETTING IN ANY VAN. 749 00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:48,893 THERE'S NO VAN. 750 00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:50,895 I DON'T GET A VAN? 751 00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:52,897 YOU'D THINK, AT THE VERY LEAST, YOU COULD RENT A VAN. 752 00:38:52,897 --> 00:38:55,399 LOOK, IT'S JUST US, OKAY? 753 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:56,901 AND WE CAME HERE TO... 754 00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:02,907 I DON'T KNOW WHY THE FUCK WE'RE HERE BUT, YOU KNOW... 755 00:39:02,907 --> 00:39:04,909 EMMETT, WE... WE TRIED TALKING TO YOU, 756 00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:06,911 WE TRIED REASONING WITH YOU. 757 00:39:06,911 --> 00:39:09,413 WE SENT A PORN STAR. 758 00:39:09,413 --> 00:39:11,415 $1,000. IT'S OKAY. JUST LET IT GO. I KNOW. 759 00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:15,419 COME ON, EVERYONE, LET'S, UH, 760 00:39:15,419 --> 00:39:17,421 FORM OUR CIRCLE OF LIGHT, HMM? 761 00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:19,924 Ted: WE JUST... 762 00:39:20,424 --> 00:39:21,926 WE WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE STILL LOVE YOU. 763 00:39:23,427 --> 00:39:25,429 MAYBE NOT AS MUCH AS JESUS, 764 00:39:25,429 --> 00:39:26,430 BUT... 765 00:39:27,431 --> 00:39:28,432 ALMOST. 766 00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:33,437 AND THAT WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU. 767 00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:35,940 ESPECIALLY MISS THE WAY YOU DANCE WITH YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD, 768 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:38,442 AND YOUR LIZA IMPERSONATION. THAT'S... 769 00:39:38,442 --> 00:39:40,945 THAT'S THE WAY I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU. 770 00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:42,947 THANKS. 771 00:39:43,447 --> 00:39:45,950 I DON'T THINK GOD APPRECIATES IT QUITE AS MUCH AS YOU DO. 772 00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:47,952 OH, I THINK GOD APPRECIATES IT EVEN MORE... 773 00:39:50,955 --> 00:39:53,958 BECAUSE HE CREATED YOU IN HIS IMAGE. 774 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,960 AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I WAS ALWAYS TAUGHT. 775 00:39:57,461 --> 00:39:59,463 AND SINCE GOD IS LOVE AND... 776 00:39:59,463 --> 00:40:01,465 GOD DOESN'T MAKE MISTAKES, THEN... 777 00:40:01,465 --> 00:40:02,967 YOU MUST BE EXACTLY... 778 00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:05,970 THE WAY HE WANTS YOU TO BE, 779 00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:07,972 THE WAY HE INTENDED YOU TO BE. 780 00:40:09,974 --> 00:40:12,476 AND THAT GOES FOR EVERY PERSON, EVERY... 781 00:40:13,978 --> 00:40:15,479 PLANET, EVERY MOUNTAIN, EVERY... 782 00:40:16,981 --> 00:40:18,983 GRAIN OF SAND, EVERY SONG... 783 00:40:21,485 --> 00:40:22,486 EVERY TEAR... 784 00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:26,991 AND EVERY FAGGOT. 785 00:40:31,495 --> 00:40:33,998 WE'RE ALL HIS, EMMETT. 786 00:40:37,501 --> 00:40:38,502 HE LOVES US ALL. 787 00:40:46,510 --> 00:40:47,511 GOODBYE, EM. 788 00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:58,022 [ Quiet chatter ] 789 00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:09,033 WE'RE ABOUT TO GET STARTED. 790 00:41:22,546 --> 00:41:24,548 Man: I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE IT'S REJUVENATED, 791 00:41:25,049 --> 00:41:25,549 IT'S A NEW WEEK. 792 00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:28,052 [ Mixed greetings ] 793 00:41:29,553 --> 00:41:32,056 Ty: COME INTO OUR CIRCLE OF LIGHT, HMM? 794 00:41:34,558 --> 00:41:38,062 WE LIKE TO START EVERY MEETING WITH A SUCCESS STORY. 795 00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:45,569 AND TONIGHT I JUST FEEL THAT EMMETT AND HEATHER 796 00:41:45,569 --> 00:41:47,571 HAVE A SUCCESS STORY, [ Gasps of delight ] 797 00:41:47,571 --> 00:41:49,573 DON'T YOU? HMMM? Man: GREAT! LET'S HEAR IT. 798 00:41:55,079 --> 00:41:57,581 [ Approaching footsteps ] [ Dropping of keys ] 799 00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:01,585 David: [ Sighing ] 800 00:42:01,585 --> 00:42:04,588 YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL WITH THOSE, HUH? 801 00:42:04,588 --> 00:42:07,591 YEAH, THEY'RE PRETTY VALUABLE, SO YOU GOT TO PROTECT THEM FROM THE LIGHT. 802 00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:17,101 UH, YOU MUST BE STILL MAD AT ME, HUH? 803 00:42:17,101 --> 00:42:18,102 [ Clearing of throat ] 804 00:42:20,604 --> 00:42:22,106 NO. 805 00:42:22,606 --> 00:42:23,607 I'M NOT MAD AT YOU. 806 00:42:27,111 --> 00:42:29,613 WELL, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M SORRY THAT I LIED. 807 00:42:30,614 --> 00:42:32,116 I'M SORRY TOO. 808 00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:38,122 I... SOMETIMES I GET, UH... 809 00:42:39,623 --> 00:42:42,126 I GUESS I-I JUST GET A LITTLE WORKED UP 810 00:42:42,126 --> 00:42:43,627 OVER, UH... 811 00:42:43,627 --> 00:42:44,628 BRIAN? 812 00:42:45,629 --> 00:42:46,630 OVER BRIAN. 813 00:42:51,635 --> 00:42:53,637 I'VE KNOWN HIM PRACTICALLY MY ENTIRE LIFE. 814 00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:56,140 I... I CAN'T JUST STOP SEEING HIM. 815 00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:57,141 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO. 816 00:43:00,144 --> 00:43:02,146 YOU SHOULD FEEL FREE TO SEE WHOEVER YOU WANT TO SEE. 817 00:43:03,647 --> 00:43:05,149 AFTER ALL, THIS IS A RELATIONSHIP, 818 00:43:05,149 --> 00:43:07,651 IT'S NOT A MAXIMUM SECURITY LOCK-UP. 819 00:43:19,663 --> 00:43:22,666 SO YOU AND BRIAN GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER? 820 00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:25,669 NO, I'M THINK THE BACKSTREET BOYS HAVE USURPED OUR FORMER GLORY. 821 00:43:25,669 --> 00:43:27,671 [ Chuckle ] 822 00:43:27,671 --> 00:43:28,672 HEY. 823 00:43:30,174 --> 00:43:31,175 YOU WANT TO GO OUT TONIGHT? 824 00:43:31,675 --> 00:43:33,177 WELL, SURE. 825 00:43:33,177 --> 00:43:34,178 YOU GO. 826 00:43:34,678 --> 00:43:37,181 WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU? NO. 827 00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:39,683 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD. I'LL STAY HERE. 828 00:43:39,683 --> 00:43:41,685 YOU GO. YOU DANCE. 829 00:43:41,685 --> 00:43:43,187 AND YOU TORTURE ALL THOSE BOYS 830 00:43:43,187 --> 00:43:46,190 WITH YOUR SCULPTED TORSO. 831 00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:47,691 AND THEN YOU COME HOME TO ME. 832 00:43:52,196 --> 00:43:53,197 I THINK I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 833 00:43:57,201 --> 00:44:00,704 ] [ "A Fifth of Beethoven" ?????? 834 00:44:29,733 --> 00:44:51,255 [ ?????? ] 835 00:44:51,755 --> 00:44:54,758 A COSMOPOLITAN. HOW COSMOPOLITAN. 836 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,263 EMMETT USED TO SAY, "IN PITTSBURGH, 837 00:44:59,763 --> 00:45:00,764 IT'S AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN GET." 838 00:45:03,267 --> 00:45:05,269 I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU'RE GOING TO MISS HIM. 839 00:45:07,771 --> 00:45:10,274 ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T... 840 00:45:10,274 --> 00:45:13,777 BUT, UH, I APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT. 841 00:45:13,777 --> 00:45:15,279 HOW ABOUT A DANCE? 842 00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:18,782 NAH, IT'D JUST REMIND ME OF HIM. 843 00:45:18,782 --> 00:45:20,284 ANOTHER DRINK? 844 00:45:20,284 --> 00:45:21,785 I'D START TO CRY. 845 00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:28,292 YOU'RE LOSING YOUR SHIRT. 846 00:45:29,293 --> 00:45:32,796 YOU ALMOST LOST YOURS. AH, YEAH. 847 00:45:32,796 --> 00:45:34,798 I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHY HE DROPPED THE SUIT. 848 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,301 IT'S A MYSTERY. 849 00:45:38,802 --> 00:45:41,805 I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO BE MORE CAREFUL WHO I FUCK. 850 00:45:43,307 --> 00:45:47,311 LUCKY FOR YOU, I TURN 18 TOMORROW. 851 00:45:47,311 --> 00:45:48,812 WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? 852 00:45:53,817 --> 00:45:56,820 WHAT ABOUT A NICE, STIFF DICK? 853 00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:59,823 Both: [ Laughing ] 854 00:45:59,823 --> 00:46:02,826 NOW YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE HIM. 855 00:46:02,826 --> 00:46:04,828 I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW HE USED TO SAY, 856 00:46:04,828 --> 00:46:07,331 "IT'S JUST NOT SEX WITHOUT... 857 00:46:07,331 --> 00:46:08,832 WITHOUT SOMETHING UP YOUR BUTT. 858 00:46:08,832 --> 00:46:10,834 Heather: [ Laughing ] 859 00:46:11,335 --> 00:46:13,337 OH NO, NOW YOU'VE COME TO BABYLON TO PROSELYTIZE. 860 00:46:13,337 --> 00:46:14,838 THAT'S NOT WHY WE'RE HERE. 861 00:46:14,838 --> 00:46:17,341 WE'VE SEEN THE LIGHT. 862 00:46:17,341 --> 00:46:18,342 WE KNOW! WE KNOW! 863 00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:21,345 A DIFFERENT LIGHT. 864 00:46:21,345 --> 00:46:23,347 WHAT ABOUT YOUR SUCCESS STORY? 865 00:46:23,347 --> 00:46:24,848 Ted: OH, WE'RE A SUCCESS STORY. 866 00:46:24,848 --> 00:46:28,352 OH? WE SHARED IT WITH THE GROUP. 867 00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:31,355 MMM-HMMM. I TOLD THEM, 868 00:46:31,355 --> 00:46:34,358 SOME OF US ARE MEANT TO EAT PUSSY, 869 00:46:34,358 --> 00:46:36,360 AND SOME OF US ARE MEANT TO SUCK COCK. 870 00:46:37,861 --> 00:46:39,363 BUT EITHER WAY... 871 00:46:39,863 --> 00:46:40,864 GOD LOVES US. 872 00:46:42,366 --> 00:46:45,369 THEY AGREED THAT GOD LOVES US. MMMM. 873 00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:47,371 AND THEN THEY TOLD US TO GET THE FUCK OUT. 874 00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:51,375 THEN YOU'RE REALLY BACK? 875 00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:53,377 HONEY, MY FLAME HAS BEEN REKINDLED, 876 00:46:53,377 --> 00:46:55,379 AND IS BURNING BRIGHTER THAN EVER. 877 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:57,381 MMM-WAH! 878 00:46:59,883 --> 00:47:00,884 Emmett: [ Chuckling ] 879 00:47:02,886 --> 00:47:04,888 OH! OH, SORRY. 880 00:47:05,389 --> 00:47:06,890 SORRY. I'M NOT. 881 00:47:07,391 --> 00:47:17,901 [ ?????? ] 882 00:47:17,901 --> 00:47:18,902 COME ON, YOU. 883 00:47:18,902 --> 00:47:30,914 [ ?????? ] 884 00:47:31,415 --> 00:47:34,918 AH-H! DO YOU FEEL THAT GAY THUMP-THUMP? 885 00:47:35,919 --> 00:47:37,421 GOD, I MISSED THAT! 886 00:47:37,421 --> 00:47:52,936 [ ?????? ] 887 00:47:52,936 --> 00:47:55,939 Emmett: AHH! WHOO! 888 00:47:55,939 --> 00:48:15,459 [ ?????? ] 889 00:48:15,459 --> 00:48:20,464 CLOSED CAPTIONED BYCOMPREHENSIVE DISTRIBUTORS. 890 00:49:42,546 --> 00:49:45,048 MOO! 63223

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