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Charlie's phone's been confiscated.
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It's actually my phone - he took itfrom my pocket, so I need it back.
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Please?
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There it is. Thieving little git.
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Yeah, I don't have a form for it.
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I can't release a propertyunless I've got a confiscation form.
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Right, so how do I get it back?
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All items without a formare classified as lost property
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and processed at the end of term.
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Jesus Christ.
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If you wish to make a complaint,you can email the school.
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Yeah, all right, I'll do that.
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Can you pass me my phoneso I can do it now?
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OK.
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And who deals with the complaints?
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I do.
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OK.
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Mrs Lamb's phone.
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I hate you, you witch.
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Just give me the phone back.
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Oh, you really dodged a bullet
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getting out of the school trip,Kevin.
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Gutted doesn't even cover it.
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Sod's law my driving testis on the same day as the trip
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to Fishbourne Roman Palace.
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Send you some pictures of mosaicsfor your wank bank.
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I hit a cow on my driving test.
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Yeah, killed it instantly.
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Still passed, though.
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Uh, different rules in Ireland.
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I'm sweating just thinking about it.
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My hands are literally sopping.
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Do you think I need some drivinggloves or...or a driving towel?
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The physical store was alwaysjust a test-bed but, uh,
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as of two o'clock tomorrow,we officially pivot online.
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Woohoo!
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Will you be OKpacking up the shop?
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Uh, you're packing up, Anne?
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Oh, no, I told you I can't -the baby has her jabs.
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Oh, great. Thanks for mentioningthis before.
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I did. I texted you twice.
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Then how is this only the firsttime I'm registering it?
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For that, I can only apologise.
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Cafe anyone? I promised the girlsa cake if they let me sing
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the Moana soundtrack with themthis morning.
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No, no,I have to say goodbye to my builder.
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Oh, is it Garry's last day?
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What? No.
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Oh, sorry, you just gave mea heart attack.
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No.
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No, no, no, I just like to...
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I just...just like to have,um, a catch-up,
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a de-brief, you know,give him a proper send-off.
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You must give me his number -I need a new attic ladder.
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I'd never share himwith anyone, Kevin.
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What do you want, babe?
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Do you want a hot chocolatewith all the toppings?
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Is Jade OK?
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We've just been to see the head.
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Some little dipshit'sbeen racist to her.
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Bloody hell, poor little thing.
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The worst Rosie's ever gotis a rain cloud for giving Ruben
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a wedgie.
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And he's been banned from the schoolfield trip tomorrow
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and they're doing a racism awarenessassembly thing, so...
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For the record,I am both shocked and stunned.
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What did the head say?
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They said they've not hadto deal with it before.
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At least that's something.Yeah, but is it?
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Is it that it's never happenedbefore or that they haven't noticed?
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Anyway, whatever, they're dealingwith it, so that's something.
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What did the kid actually say?
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Well, the jury is still outon whether he meant it
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in an offensive way.
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No, I don't thinkthe jury's still out.
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It really upset Jade.
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I know demographically my opiniondoesn't count,
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but maybe it's just kidssaying kids' things.
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No.
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Anne, what do you think?
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You must've been on the receivingend as an Irish.
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Or not. I'm not saying you have to
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have an opinion just because you'reIrish.
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The Irish famously opinionated?
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Um, couldn't tell you oneway or the other.
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They are.
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Their catchphrase is, "To be sure."
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Oh, I'm not sure it isbut, um, OK.
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To be sure, to be sure.
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It is.
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Oh! Oh.
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Cup of tea for the worker.
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Ah, thanks.
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Mine are much more, um...
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you know, it doesn't matterwhat mine are like, these are my,
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um, these are my mother's,we'll just, just get...
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Um, is it a classicsort of bachelor pad or is there
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a girlfriend in the mix?
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No, not at the moment, no.You should take your time and p...
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play the field,see what's out there.
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At a squeeze.
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Lovely tea, thanks.
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Garry, I don't know how to say this,um, I have to go on a school
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trip tomorrow,so I'm not going to be around.
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OK, cool.
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It's very understanding of you.
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It's...it's to Fishbourne RomanPalace, it's, um,
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it's famous for its tiles.
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But, seriously, honestly,
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your new window fittings.
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Consider it done.
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I mean, absolutely, fine.
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I'm on it like a car bonnet.I'll call them first thing.
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I love getting my teethinto something.
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Anyone want a tea?I'm putting the kettle on.
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No, thanks, Mother,Garry's all catered for.
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He's great. No, actually,I could go for another.
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OK, don't touch the kettle.Don't touch that.
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Get you...Don't you dare touch it!
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Just pull in here, Mr Brady.
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Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Come on, just...
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Come on, just... Just put me out...
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Put me out of my misery.
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Well, I'm pleased to tell you,you passed.
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What?
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Shut up.
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What? Shut up.
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Shut the F up.
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Whoo!
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BEEPS CAR HORN
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Don't do that.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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What are you doing here?
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If ever there was a time to playthe cancer card, this is it.
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I'd just be moping aroundwaiting for my test results.
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They're due to call today.
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And there's only so manyepisodes of Selling Sunset you can
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watch before you want to clawyour eyes out with your acrylics.
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Can everyone please get in line?
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All aboard the vomit express.
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Come on, come on,answer the frickin' phone.
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If we could get off our phones,please.
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Ivy's mum.Oh, yeah, cool.
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LADY ON THE PHONE:Hello, are you there?
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Yeah, hi I'm ringing abouta Velux window fitting.
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Excuse me.
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Is that's someone's child?
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Whose child is this?
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Everyone, wait in line.We are not boarding yet.
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Miss Vaughn, can you get that boyout of the luggage hold?
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I'm claustrophobic.
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Oi!
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Out, please.
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Sorry, what's Danny doing here?
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Um, I'm just the teaching assistant.
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Sorry. Mrs Lamb?
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Um, yeah, that boy Dannywho just went on the bus,
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he's not supposed tobe on the field trip.
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Is he not? No.
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Right, um, it's just that we'rea bit pushed for time, so...
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Danny's mum?
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Did you see that, mate? The babyracist just got on the coach.
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Yeah, I know, don't worry.
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Right, uh, she says she's appealingit, so single file, please.
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One, two, three...
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Um...
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What? Yeah, right, um, yeah,eight, nine, ten...
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Uh, excuse me, I'll take thatlaser pen, thank you, Talisha.
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Um, that's 15, 16, 17.
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Look, if you feel you don't wantto go on the trip,
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I can process a full refund, uh...
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No, no, no,I don't want Jade to miss the...
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I don't want to prevent Jadefrom going on the trip
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just because the school haven'tgot their act together.
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OK, that's all the kids,Miss Vaughn.
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I'll do a sweep of the wheels.
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I'm sorry,but this is not good enough.
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It's a rockand a hard place situation, Mum.
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The child received a thunder letter,
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What's that, a quotefrom Nelson Mandela?
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Look, I'm sorry, Mum,but we really need to get going.
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Sick bags.
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Sick bags.
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What's wrong with you?Did you not hear?
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Oh, God.
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It's like The Shining.
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That little twonk who was meanto Jade was let on the coach.
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You're joking? He's on here?Mm-hm.
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Why hasn't he been humanelythrown down a well?
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It's this bloody school,they can barely cope with missing
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blazers let alonesomething like this.
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The school's a joke shop,an Ofsted-rated joke shop.
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No, it really winds me up.
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And if you break the rules,there should be zero tolerance.
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Don't just sweep it underthe carpet.
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Yeah. I blame Dominic Cummings.Why?
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I blame him for everything.He's a dick.
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You're not allowed to sit together.
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Hop it, please.Go on.
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Uh, excuse me, Mum,we need this seat.
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Ah, hello, you're there.Lovely jubbly.
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Yes. Yeah, I've got a pen.
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Yep, no probs.
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Bollocks, I haven't got a pen.
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Have you got a pen?
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Yes, I'm here.
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Oh, yeah.
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You need to write this down.
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Get some paper.
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Is that Danny's mum?Do you want me to have a word?
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I'll tell her to get off the coachif you want. I don't give a shit.
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Yes.
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It's a Velux GGL.Hey!
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UK04.
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And that's...that's the part Ineed, is it?
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No, I don't need the whole unit,just the fitting.
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Yes, I'll hold.
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Oh, my God, she's hung up on me.
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Cut us off, mate.
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Yo, Amanda! Yo!
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Amanda!Oh, uh.
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Oh, hey.I did it.
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Passed my driving...
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I passed my driving test, Amanda.
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Oh. I just did a doughnut in thatback bit of the B&Q car park
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to celebrate.
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Would you like a lift anywhere?You could be my virgin passenger.
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Uh, I'm going to go toa car wash in a bit.
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I actually could really use somehelp packing up my shop, Kevin.
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Oh, OK, my offer was a bitmore car-based, but...
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Thank you.
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Just pull in here, it'd be great.
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Thank you, Kevin.
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Oh, Jesus, mate, they stink.
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What flavour are they?Cheese and anus?
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Why are you having your lunch now?It's not even 10.00?
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Did you know that Fishbourne isthe largest Roman villa
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north of the Alps?
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She looks like any normal mum.
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It's so weird.
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Well, what do you expect herto look like? Charles Manson?
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Katie Hopkins?
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She does looka bit like Katie Hopkins.
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Talking about the mum?Yeah.
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Danny, her kid, once pulledIvy's shorts down in PE.
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I really fantasisedabout shitting him up,
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like getting totally into his faceand just fucking him up for life.
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I've fantasised about waterboardingToby Warner in year four.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, that little psychopath.
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So what goes on the coachstays on the coach, yeah?
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No further.
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Oh, what now?
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Right, everyone remain seated.
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Fingers on lips, please.
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What's going on?Slight technical issue.
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Oh, are you going to sort it?Or is it our responsibility now?
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Why have we stopped? Are we here?
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ALL: We're here!
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Bums on seats, please.
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We are not here yet.
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Everyone sit down.
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Careful with those, Kevin, please.
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Ah!
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One hour's time hyggetygge.orgis officially live-a-live-o.
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It's a good job I drove by,isn't it?
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You'd have your work cut outdoing all this lot alone.
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I'm not alone, Kevin.Hmm?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah.
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Are you all right about allthis, Amanda?
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It must be hard havinga business fail.
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Kevin, I'm not failing.
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If anything,I'm a victim of my own success.
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The forecast website trafficvastly outnumbers any physical
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footfall,hence my tactical pivot online.
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Uh, I don't know anything aboutanything you're talking about,
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but it sounds mighty exciting.
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It is.
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58 minutes.
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Quiet please, everyone.
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Um, all hold a bubble in your mouth.
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Like, like, pretend there's a bubblein there.
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She said hold a bubble in yourmouth.
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Oh, hi.
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Hello, yes, no.
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So, um, according to Garry Yates,my lovely builder, um,
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he's very much in the system.
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Oh, it, it's Garry with two Rs.
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Yes, absolutely,it makes a difference.
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It's much softer, sexy,super more sound.
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No, I...
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No, I want the Velux UK04 in white.
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She's still eyeballing us.
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Hmm. Oh, shit she's coming.She's coming over.
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She's coming up the aisle.What do we say to her?
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Nothing, babe, just leave it.
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Uh, no. No, thank you, love, I don'twant to be transferred to accounts,
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no, I've made a promise to,um, my builder, Garry,
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and I don't want to breakthat promise, so...
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OK, fine,I'll be transferred to accounts.
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Hi, is anyone actually doinganything about the heating
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because it's freezingback there?
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I don't know. I'm justthe teaching assistant, so...
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Ooh, sorry, that's Garrytrying to get through now.
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That's... I'm just going to...
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Just...just one sec, that, that,that's Garry now,
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I'm just going to take that.
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Hi! Hi, Garry.
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How's it going?
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Garry? Garry?Oh, f...
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Hello? Hi, yeah...
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Hello? Hello?
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Frickin' well cut us off, mate.
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Have you farted?
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She'll have to say something now.
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Here we go.
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Oh, the balls on that.
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Oh, seriously, Liz, just leave it.
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It's not worththe steam off my piss.
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I'll give her one last snide eye.
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Oh, damn,I accidentally winked at her.
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I feel like everything in my lifehas been leading up to this,
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hyggetygge.org.
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Just looking back.
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My time as a hostess in Val d'Isere,front of house in Bibendum,
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That was me in my element.
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Just being a people person.
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Fuck sake, Kevin!
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I'm so sorry, Amanda.Sorry.
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Oh, where's the dustpan?
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Oh, my God, look!
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These must be left overfrom the opening.
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Ah.
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Oh, look.
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I think the most anyoneever got was two.
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Oh, my God, it's time to launch.
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Kevin, it's time to launch.
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Uh, OK.
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Um, hyggetygge.orggoing live in five...
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Four...
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Shh.
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Three...
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Two...
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One...
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We have lift off.
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Yay!
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There you go.
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Well, I thinkthat calls for a celebration.
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Shall we have a toast?Crack open your champers?
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Sure.
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Yeah, uh, why not?
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I don't think I've gotany flutes or coupes.
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How about these?
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They're stem vases, Kevin.
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Yeah, sure.Um.
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Oh!
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Uh.
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OK.
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Here we go.
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Aw.Better hair.
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The best hair.
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Can I quote you on that?Obviously not using your name.
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It would be an honour.
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Oh.
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Time for Operation Lollipop.
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Bouncers use this to keep peoplequiet at chucking out time.
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You do the back. I'll do the front.
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Oh, my God, it would've beenquicker just to drive up to the
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wholesalers, kidnap them alland get the part!
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Mind you, that might've reallyimpressed Garry, so...
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Oh, my God, I've run out of charge.
373
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No, I'm expecting a call.
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Taylor, I need to borrow your phone,mate.
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Just five minutes, yeah?
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Hand it over.
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Just quickly.Please?
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I just need to borrow it quickly.
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OK, what's that number again?
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but, truth be told, this placewas a bit of a lifeline for me
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when I split up with Johnny,you know,
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just running a lifestyle boutiquegave me a reason to live
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between 11 and three every day,apart from weekends and Wednesdays.
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Not to mention the fun you'vebrought to the area.
385
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I do worry about that, Kevin,actually.
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I mean, where else are people goingto get candle cages locally?
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Well, my hats are off to you,professionally and privately.
388
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I only hope that my divorceis half as good as yours.
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Thank you.
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What is it they say?You go for it, lady.
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Top-up?
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Hmm.
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Hit me.
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Another lollipop? There you go.
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Another lollipop.
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Excuse me. Excuse you from what?
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I'm sorry, is there an issue?
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Yeah, there is an issue, actually.
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You're on this coach andyou shouldn't be on this coach.
400
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Oh, I don't know whatyou're talking about.
401
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Oh, please, you do.
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You know what your kid saidto my mate's kid.
403
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,560
Really? Well, I think you shouldtell your friend
404
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that I think her kid, Jade,is a little liar.
405
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,880
Now, if you'll excuse me,I'm going for a piss.
406
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Hey.
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Oh!
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I used to be able topop 12 corks a minute
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when I ran the Bollingertent at Twickenham.
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I'll get my driving gloves.
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Oh!
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That's the ticket.
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Hmm.
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Do you ever think,how did it come to this?
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I'm barely in my late thirties,I've got two amazing kids
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and a burgeoning lifestyle brandand, I don't know,
417
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,600
I still feel overwhelmedby the next step.
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Ah, why am I telling you this?
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No, no, no, go, go, go on, Amanda.
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I'm all ears.
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Sometimes I think,"Am I cut out for this?
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"Do I have what it takes?"
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I know from the outsideit looks like I've got it all -
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the teeth, the glutes,the personality, but on the inside,
425
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I still feel like the tall,gawky teenager who couldn't
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fit in the bucket seatsof their dad's sports car.
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00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,480
Amanda, are you kidding me?
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Sorry.
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You can do anythingyou put your mind to.
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You're a strong,
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independent woman who doesn'tlisten to the haters, just
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goes out there, gets what shedeserves and, and F that sports car.
433
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You can't helphaving really long legs.
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I can't.You're go-getting.
435
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I'm sorry, Amanda,you've got it going on.
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You radiate success.
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You're confident, well turned out,always smell clean,
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you're a mother, business lady,feminist icon.
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If my girls grow up like you,I will be a very proud father.
440
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,800
I'm really sorry.
441
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I didn't realise that itwouldn't take tampons.
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If I have to listen to Travisone more time.
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I just... I feel so helpless,Liz, being on hold at the mercy
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of some woman in a call centrecalled Denise.
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Think I've really messedup this time.
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Sorry. I mean, why am I getting my
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knickers in a twist about a windowfitting?
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I just don't want to let Garry down.
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Oh, hiya, Denise.
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Denise?
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That was a cry for help.
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Nobody can ever find out, OK?
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Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.
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It was a horrible, horrible mistakethat should never have happened.
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Yeah, abs...
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Absolutely, absolutelywith you on that one.
457
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Couldn't agree more.
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No, no, leave them on.
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I'm sorry,we need to stay on the coach.
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Oi, you, Charlie's mum.
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I just got the phone tothe school and I've reported you
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You're the one who's 'king gross.
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What's it even got to do with you?
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It's like you're so desperate toprove to everyone how PC you are.
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I'm not trying to prove anythingexcept that you're a total prick.
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Uh, excuse me,
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this is not how we should bespeaking to one another, Mums.
468
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This woman insulted my childin front of the entire coach.
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I'm escalating it.
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You already escalated it when youstarted this in front of the kids.
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Who does that?
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Uh, time out, please, Mums, we needto be getting back on the coach.
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What are you doing here?Who's minding the kids?
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Why don't you just apologise?
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SHOUTING
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Yes, mate, they're going to sendthrough the parts.
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Result!
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Garry is going to be pumped.
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Hmm.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa, whoa,
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I'm going to hang on to that, I'mwaiting for an email confirmation.
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ALL SHOUTING
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What the fuck are you all doing?
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I'm dealing with this, thank you,Mum.
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00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,040
No, you're not dealing with it.
486
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That's the point.
487
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You're all just shoutingat each other in a ditch.
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God, it's like Twitter.
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I'm just sticking up for you.
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I know, babe,and I love you so much for it,
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but I just needed you to listento me when I said don't poke
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the hornet's nest. Please,don't poke the hornet's nest.
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And Mrs Lamb,this is about the kids after all.
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All I needed was for my daughterto feel like the school's got
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her back, and asfar as safeguarding goes,
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this school is about as effectiveas a shit in a sink.
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Guys, what's going on?What's the goss, kicking off?
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00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:40,280
No, please, this is notthe Daily Mail side bar of shame.
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00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,640
You can't just dip in andout for shits and giggles, OK?
500
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,600
Yeah?Soz. It's OK.
501
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,560
Oh, flip the shit!Part's out of stock!
502
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,800
Sorry, excuse me,nothing to say to me, Jade's mum?
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Because your mate's got a lotto say to me,
504
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,320
or does she justdo your dirty work for you?
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00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,520
Do you just wind her up,do you and let her go?
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I don't even know what this is...
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Hi.Yes, this is she.
508
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,360
Sorry, can you just hang on amoment?
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Hi.
510
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No, it's a good time.
511
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Yes. Did you see what she just did?
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Oh, my God!
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Jesus tonight!
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Right, we're off.
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And no more singing!
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KIDS: Yeah!
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Kev, what happened?
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Nothing. What? N...
519
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,200
I've done nothing at all.I've done nothing.
520
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,760
Driving test, Kev.
521
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,880
Oh, yeah, yeah, I've passed.Ah, well done!
522
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,560
Look at my gloves.
523
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,240
Um, how, um, how was it?Uh, how was...
524
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,800
Did you see the dolphin mosaic?
525
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,240
Oh, we didn't get there.
526
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,960
Bloody coach broke down.
527
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,520
But I did get the all-clear.
528
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:26,800
Oh!
529
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,200
Oh, my God!
530
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,960
Fantastic, Meg!
531
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,640
Yay, Meggy!
532
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,800
Take it to your grave, Kevin.
533
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,600
Roger that.
534
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,680
Ivy's mum, a word.
535
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,560
Taylor's mum has made a complaint.
536
00:28:41,610 --> 00:28:46,160
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