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Come on. Let's go.
Come on.

Hey, Buddha?

Love you, Lily.

I love you, too, Dad.

Why do I have to get up so
early?

Shut up.

This is Ash,
leave me a message.

Hey, Ash, it's me, I need to
pick you up 15 minutes early,

because I still gotta do some
prep before our meeting with
Winchester.

Call me back.

Well, I don't think we'll be
eating her for breakfast.

Is that me?

Nice. Very Ruben-esque.

Miss Tisdale, Remy's not
painting right. The sky is not
green.

Oh, well haven't you ever seen a
winter sunset on the lake, when
the sky turns silver-green?

No.

Well, that's too bad, because
it's one of the most beautiful
sights you'll ever see.

Right, Remy?

Oh, come on, Ash.

Where are you?

The fact that they're involved
in litigation means great
clients for us.

I'm persuaded.

No worries, you're fine, they
just started about ten minutes
ago.

Coffee, Miss Tisdale?

I have your contracts,
depositions, profiles
and your notes.

Rapture's bringing in huge
revenues.

Approved, on your
recommendation.

Just make sure they're well
vetted.

Sorry, I'm late,
I had to pick up-- Ash?

You're already here.

Now that we're all here,
can we get started?

Whoo-hoo!
Yeah, baby, that's breakfast!

Beautiful.

What are you doing?
What? What?

What, you want to play?
You want to play?

Get it! Get it!

I can tell you exactly.
Page 18, paragraph 42D, yes.

Pursuant to indemnity, purchaser
shall place in escrow--

I'm gonna have to call you back,
counselor.

I waited for you for 20 minutes.

I took a cab early.

I called. I texted.

I left my phone in the office.

If you'd moved in with me like
we talked about, you'd know.

Oh, don't even go there, Ash.

Right after you left,
Winchester chewed me out good.

Well, you do look good
enough to eat.

Don't let them bully you.

If you're not the predator,
you're the prey.

Yeah, easy for you to say.
You just made partner.

You're on your way.

Don't be pissed at me.

I remembered your dress.

I asked you to bring
the green one.

But I love this one on you,
and it's my party.

Well, if you love it so much,
then why don't you just wear it?

Winny.
Take it easy on my girl.

See you at 7:00?

Wouldn't miss it.

Tisdale, you have to be
our face on the merger.

I'd rather have a partner lead,
but you have the best rapport
with United Textiles.

Of course, I'd be honored, sir.

Familiarize yourself with their
share exchange ratios and
employee contracts.

My office, noon,
we'll work through lunch.

I'll be there. Thank you.

Jeanne?

Rapture Real Estate?
Who sent this?

It says, "Call me".
Do you want me to call?

Sugar-free?
Of course.

Oh, I love you, Jeanne.

That dog never quits.

It's okay.

Miss
Tisdale.

Not now, I've gotta be in
Winchester's office in two
minutes.

It's your sister.
She says it's urgent.

Lily? I actually can't talk
right now. I'm right in the m--

He's--

Are you joking?

I'm not going.

Sara, he was your dad.

I'm already on thin ice with
Winchester, and--

I'll manage him.

He lied to all of us and Mom
still thinks he's God's gift.

Sara, come on, come on.

You have to go.

Only if you're by my side.

I can't face them without you.

The firm can't lose us both
right now.

United Textile will just
have to interface with me.

Sara, my proposal still stands.

You can turn me down
as much as you like.

I'm still here.

Call me, okay?

You're so beautiful.

I was walking to the water
To wash away some sand

So mud's the walking
I think I'll jump on in

Well, tell Winchester that I
brought the depositions with me.

I'm totally on top of it.
I can work from here.

Jeanne? Jeanne?

Grr, is it still string and tin
cans around here?

Dad?

Dad?

Miss? Miss?

Yo, Miss, am I on the right road
for the Booker T. Washington
memorial?

Oh, I don't--
I don't live here.

Sorry.

I'm Tim Hernandez on your
hometown radio station at Smith
Mountain Lake.

Lake Radio 880, WSLK, we have a
report about a new sighting,

by the Smithee Lake Monster
Research Society.

Stay tuned.
We'll bring you the details.

I need a highway from home

The road I love the most

I need a highway from home

It's a road they're building
It's in the air

On my own

Sara, you came.

You look like crap.

Thanks, Lily. So do you.

Besides, you like snakes.

Yeah, well, you like boys.

Hey, no boy?
Where's your swank LA lawyer?

Oh, he had to work.

Huh. Sounds like a putz.

You sound like Dad.

Where's--

Come on.

Mommy?

Thought you'd never get here.

I had to fly into Greensboro,
it was a two-hour drive.

Wish you could have come here
this summer, I invited you.

I guess you won.

Won?

Whatever cruel game you were
playing with your father.

Now you don't have to see
him after all.

Mom!

She didn't mean that.

Of course, he didn't know
I'd need them.

Need what, Momma?

Keys to the shed.
We mow on Monday.

Somebody's gotta mow the grass.

So you can hire a gardener.

Dave Boyers at the bank
might know.

About our shed?

No, where those papers were.
They're your father's papers.

What papers? His passport?
Stocks?

Sara, give her a chance.

This is something
that I can handle.

I did go to law school.

You never came back.

Lily, we're gonna need some
food for the reception.

Yeah, I'll go to Tinnell's
and order it.

No, I can go,
I have to pick up some things.

Mom, I've got it.

No!

You've already paid for a plane
ticket, a rental car.

Lord knows we'll never
see you again.

I also need some ketchup!

I shouldn't have come.

Then why did you?

Because you'd never forgive me
if I didn't.

Sara, she won't admit it,
but she's--

I have to take this.
I'm sorry.

There you are.
Have you sent the orders?

Of
course.

Also, I need you to do me a
favor and move my flight up.

You married, hun?

No.

Boyfriend?

Yes.
Dang.

'Cause my grandson's 26,
he'd be perfect for you.

These platters will be ready
fist thing tomorrow, right?

Okay, I get it, huh?

Uh, just take this receipt
to the register.

Sorry, I understand you're
very busy, I just--

They're for my dad's funeral.
He decided to blow himself up.

Oh, Ray was your daddy, huh?

Sorry.

Anything I can help you with,
I'm Vic.

Anything at all you need,
you let me know?

Thanks, Vic.

Oh, ketchup.

It's two aisles over yonder.

You wouldn't happen to have any
sugar-free Red Bull, would you?

Red what? Uh, you might
try the candy aisle.

Mrs. Tinnell?

How can I help you, Jim?

The fliers,
for the Wine Festival.

Ainsley-- well, hello there.

Jim McCarren, chairman
of the Wine Festival committee.

I'm running for re-election
next year.

Uh, I don't live here.

Yes, Ainsley, Ainsley.

Hey, we're gonna miss you
at the meeting, Old Vic.

Hey, why it gotta be Old Vic?

Whatever happened to Big Vic?

You got old.

With the platters,
that'll be $46.74.

Oh, my god.

Well, just give me $40 then,
that's fine.

Oh, no, no, no.
It's just, it's so cheap.

In LA, that would be
like 200 bucks.

In LA, they should just go to
Brad-gelina's house and borrow
some ketchup.

Wait, Sara Tisdale?
Goodness.

I'm so sorry about Ray.

Thank you.

Sorry, we're huggers
around here.

Don't you worry about the
platters.

Oh, no,
I can't let you do that.

No, no, no, your daddy was a
good customer here since before
you could walk.

And a good friend.

You tell your momma and Lily
that we're thinking of him,
okay?

I will, thank you.

Tall paper symbols
Under your feet

Your confession box lies out

That would have been nice, Ray.

Shut up and listen one time

Like you've never seen

But you know why

You know why

Don't leave me now

Oh, I knew it, Ray.

Rapture Realty?

Don't leave me now

Don't care any more

We solemnly swear to prove
the existence of Smithee,

the ancient creature living in
Smith Mountain Lake.

We do.

Sorry I'm late, boys.

Hey, Carl.

Are we ready to do this?

Yes, sir.
Let's do it.

Okay, okay.

The Smithee Research Society
will hereby come to order.

First order of business,
a moment of silence for Ray.

By the way, I ran into Ray's
daughter at Tinnell's.

Ooh, you want to marry her.

No, no, no, not Lily, the other
one, the attorney from LA.

Oh.

Okay, next order of business.

What did we learn
from our last stakeout?

Larry.

No Mallomars.

They melted all over my
backpack.

Okay, boys. New business.

The Smithee Research Society
now has night vision.

Oh, wow.

It can hide from us no more.

That's very true.

Ooh, Larry, I can see
your shakras.

Well, get them off of me.

Hey, you guys see Futterman's
show last night?

Of course. Yeah, buddy.

Hey, you know what?

We should get Futterman
to come here.

Mark Futterman ain't gonna come
to Smith Mountain Lake.

He goes for big name stuff.

Yeah, like that episode on
Bigfoot they found in Malaysia?

No, no, Bob, that's stupid,
because Bigfoot ain't real.

I know Bigfoot's not real, Carl.

I think Bigfoot killed Kennedy.

Ash? Ash?

Oh, my god, Ash, I can
actually almost hear you.

How's it going?

This is way more stressful than
I thought it was going to be.

I just-- I wish that you
were here.

Ash? Ash?

Oh, this is so cool.

What do you see?
What is it?

I think I see Sara.

Hey, are you looking for Smithee
or Lily?

What are you doing?

Ow! Hey!

Hey there, Tyler.

It's just the Smithee Research
Society. We're on a stakeout.

Ain't gonna find Smithee up
there, boys.

Just remember,
the water is this way.

Absolutely.
Yes, sir.

We did know that.
Thank you.

Thank you for protecting and
serving.

Have a good night.
My mistake.

Ugh, I keep getting
disconnected.

Why don't you stop torturing us
all and use the house phone?

Because the bill would be
astronomical and you won't let
me give you money.

Dear Lord, bless this food
for our use.

And thank you
for bringing Sara back.

Please take good care of Ray.

Amen.

Still dating that Ashland?

Ash, yes.

What is it, three years now?

Since I graduated law school.

And he still hasn't proposed?

Actually he has, twice.

Can't be serious if he won't
even come to your father's
funeral.

I mean, what kind of a man
is that?

Can we not talk about Ash,
then?

So, how's work?

Great, actually.

Our biggest client loves me.
They want me to be lead chair
on a huge merger,

which should help me
make partner.

Well, you always were ambitious.

Is that a back-handed
compliment?

No, it's just a statement.
You're ambitious.

Aren't you the one who always
encouraged us

to go out in the world and make
something of our lives?

Instead of sitting around with a
husband who's always gone,

doing who the hell knows what?

Jesus, Sara.

The only thing I came here to
say, I guarantee she won't hear.

Well, you're the lawyer,
ever think of the way you're
saying it?

Come on, Lily,
don't give me grief, too.

I can't handle it
from both of you.

All right, then.

Come on,
I know what you need.

I made a fool of myself it
Didn't seem to matter any way

Whoa, wow.

Nothing's changed, huh?

I know,
it's part of its charm.

Hey, Lily.
Hey, Irene.

Do you know my sister Sara?

Honey,
I heard you were in town.

Really? How'd you know,
I just got here?

Hey, I am so sorry
to hear about your dad.

You two need anything,
it's on me tonight.

Are you back in town to stay?

No, I mean, I'm just here
for the funeral.

You are, you are--

Poor Ainsley needs a man.

Every week that girl plays
groupie to the band.

Everybody knows her name, huh?

I'd shrivel up and cry.

Now when we were kids, we would
have knocked out the lead singer
and stole the microphone.

Sara, you can be real proud
of your sister.

When my boy Remy first got sick,
Lily was my--

Thanks, Irene. Remy's
doing real well in class.

My little Picasso.

Well, you two need anything,
you just holler.

Anybody here you don't know?

You, for starters,
never told me Ash proposed.

There's a storm that's brewing
Outside tonight

Well, I don't think Mom and Dad
were ever the same after you
left.

I think you broke his heart.

He broke mine first.

Is that why you took off?

Hey, people grow up.

They move on,
I needed to move on.

Oh, please, if you start singing
Circle of Life, I swear I will
slap you.

Answer my question.

Dad was everything good
about this place.

Getting up early to look for
deer and Sunday barbeques,

and even his frickin' BFL.

You're the one who started
calling Smithee the BFL.

Yeah, well, I learned I can't
trust any of that.

He was cheatin' on Mom.

You're full of crap.

With someone named Betty.

Serious, stop.

Found the letters in the attic.
Dad is gone!

You better figure out if you're
gonna be poison around here
or a cure.

Find your own way home.

Lily, wait, Lils!

Lils, Lils--

Hmm, think I might need
a ride home, Irene.

Honey, I gotta be here
until 2:00.

I could take her.

Thanks, hun, but we need someone
who knows his way around.

I have the perfect solution.

Tyler Humphries?

Hey, Sara.

You look great.

You look... different.

Yup, got contacts.

Tyler, you think Sara
can bum a ride home with you?

Yeah, sure.

Anything I can do to help.

Keep the change, Irene.

I was sorry to hear
about your dad.

We used to go fishing together
all the time.

Thanks.

Hear that?

We get the Horned owl
this time of year.

Oh, well, thanks
for the ride.

Will I see you again?

Tomorrow.

The funeral.

Oh... yeah.

Okay, good night.

Good night.

Mom, why don't you go to bed?

I'm just gonna sit here
for a bit.

Bed's so big for one person.

Your dad proposed to me
on a Friday.

Gave me a single pink rose.

Knew I loved roses, but he
couldn't afford a whole dozen.

Every Friday for 34 years...

no matter where he was,
he made sure I got my rose.

We're here today to celebrate
a life, to pay our final
respects to our friend...

our husband, our father,
Ray Tisdale.

Ray loved this lake.

Ray and I spoke many times about
his belief that appreciating the
majesty of this lake...

was for him, giving glory to
God. You know Ray did not--

Who's that bawling back there?

I don't know, I feel like my
head's going to explode.

Figures I finally get service.

Sorry, Ash.

This is where Ray wanted us, the
people he loved to gather.

And so we bid Ray farewell,

evoking the spirit of his Saxon
forbearers.

I've changed my mind.

Uh, listen, it's what he wanted,
Vivian, you know?

I know, but given the
circumstances of his death,

I'm sure you would agree that
this is not appropriate.

Valerie, this lake
was a big part of Ray.

And now he's gonna become
part of it.

Ray did want us to celebrate,
Vivian.

I know, you're right.

You must be tickled pink, Ray.

He's not in there, is he?

I don't know.

Smoke on the water
A fire in disguise

Smoke on the water

Did you know something,
though?

I wish I would have brought a
flask of shine, just to stick
right in this coffee.

Hi, honey, how you doing?

I don't think he'd mind if we
were having a good time.

Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.

You want a muffin, Vic?

Thank you very much.
Sure.

Carl?

You holding up all right,
sweet pea?

My deepest condolences.

Thank you.

Have you seen Sara?

Yeah, she's out on the deck.

Want to pay my respects.

Thank you.

That's the only way to
send a guy like your dad out.

Oh, Tyler, hey.

I didn't see you at the service.

My boat that put out the fire.

He was a great man.

Taught me a lot
while I was in prison.

I'm out on work release now.

I'm kidding.

I run marine patrol.

Oh.

Now you seem underwhelmed.

Of course, my gigolo business
does pretty well.

Summer renters mostly,
elderly and lonely.

But horny.
Stop it.

They're saggy and gassy.
Gross.

You are evil.

Hey, Sara, years back,
when you... took off--

Yeah, I gotta take off now.

Out already?

Anything I can do.

No, it's been great seeing you,
but my flight takes off
in a few hours.

Sara! Sara!

You can't leave.

I have a huge case.

You can't abandon me with this.

Come on, Lily,
give me those keys.

Can't you think about someone
other than yourself
for one minute!

Damn it, Lily. I have to go.

Fine, just run away again.

You're mad at Dad,
so I lose a sister.

That's not fair.

Fair? You're gonna go back to
your LA life and your cush job?

I'm stuck here
taking care of Mom.

Whatever he did,
just don't take it out on us.

Help me!

Thank god for the old moonshine.

Thank you, girls,
for humoring your old mother.

I just got tired of cleaning up.

Yeah, right, little Lily here.

You're drunk enough
for all of us.

Hair of the dog, baby.

I got only two days to get
in shape for the festival.

He's gone.
He loved you girls so much.

Freshman year, I got a message
from dorm security that I had a
whole bunch of flowers.

And I got all excited, like,
ooh, who are these from?

They were from Dad, of course.

You didn't thank him.

That hurt him.

It's not that simple, it's--
Dad was--

There were things about him
you didn't know.

Did you know this was his dream?

He wanted to raise his sons,
hunting and fishing.

And then you two girls
came along.

Think there's
a thunderstorm coming.

Oh, I miss those in LA.

I think we best go back inside.

Here, I'll get it.

The thing is, it's a dry heat.

Huh?

Arizona, that's what they say.
It's a dry heat.

And I think it'll go quickly.

What'll go?

The house.

You're gonna burn
the house down?

No, this could be a tear down.

What?

They buy 'em and tear 'em down.

I know what a tear down is,
but I don't want our house
to be one.

Then I need $117,000.

So, if you don't have that kind
of money laying around.

I think condo is very
reasonable.

What condo?
What condo?

Rancho del Monte.

Now I liked it right off,
because I used to use their
tomato paste.

Not too acidy.

You can't sell this house.

What am I gonna do rattling
around here all by myself?

Hello, I still live here.

Oh, honey, you've just made it
quite clear that you need to go
off to art school.

Am I the only one who doesn't
get to leave this place?

This is crazy.

Sara, don't you make me
wait to see you again.

Arizona's right next to
California last time I checked.

What are we gonna do?
She already gotten an agent.

Dad!

I didn't think you'd have
the guts to face me.

Remember when you were little
and you tried to row this boat

all the way across the lake
by yourself?

You had to rescue me.

You were only seven and you
already knew you could do
anything.

Of course, you were too
small to use the oars,

but the wind was blowing.

Before we could figure out
where you'd gone,

you were 300, 400 yards out.

That scared the living
daylights out of me.

I jumped in the water, swam out
there, and you were having a
grand, old time

watching me splash around,
trying to climb into the boat.

It wasn't so grand
when we capsized.

That's true.

I thought Smithee'd get us.

You had to put me on your back
and swim me to shore.

You squeezed me
for like 15 minutes.

It's good to see you,
sunshine.

Yeah, how am I--

Seeing me?
Yeah.

How cool is this?

What the hell happened?

It was an accident, and trust
me, nobody tries to have an
accident like that.

I even lost my damn hat.

I'm hungry.

I used to love to eat.

Mm-hm, always with your mouth
wide open.

You all hated that,
didn't you?

My three sophisticated ladies
on the lake.

Three, huh?

Is that all?

No other special lady
at your funeral?

You're not gonna let that go,
are you?

What about Mom?

All those years
that you lied to her.

Like a rose every Friday
makes up the difference.

Well, sunshine,
I can see you're no romantic.

I want to go home.
Take me back.

Ow, hey.

The Willards, they brought you
pancakes with chocolate chips
and peanut butter.

Oh, Mom, I can't eat that.

But it's your favorite.

Yeah, when I was like eight.

New painting technique?

It helps me organize my mind,
so I can be open to give
to the universe.

So what are you painting?

Nice, very minimalist.

Hah-hah.

It was for Dad.

He wanted me to capture this
view of the lake.

My first and only commission.

I kept putting him off and
putting him off,

and, well,
there's no hurry now.

Lily, this is who you are.

I know who I am.

I'm a small town art teacher
who paints cities she'll
never visit.

I never even made
it to Chicago.

I should have burned my
portfolio when I had the chance.

What?

I got the gas can from the
shed and Dad stopped me.

He said it'd be a shame
to waste the canvases,

so we took them down to the
church's joyous junk sale.

I guess they got what they
deserved, all painted over by
amateurs.

I thought you liked
being a teacher?

I do, I love the kids, but--

Watching ten-year-olds drawing
robots and me.

And me as a robot, it's not
exactly how I pictured my life,
you know?

Oh, I'm all in my head.

I've gotta just get my Kundalini
flowing and open up my heart
shakra.

Under heaven, all can see
beauty, only because there
is ugliness.

If you ever quit teaching,
you could start writing fortune
cookies.

You will soon be leaning over
a bar with several old friends.

In bed.

Hello.

Is this Carl Burger?

Speaking.

You sent me 68 e-mails.

This is Mark Futterman
with Exploratory Channel.

Mark Futterman?

Oh my god, sir, we love you!

Well, we're in scramble mode,
because of a cancellation.

But I'd like to bring a crew
out there and do an episode
on Smithee.

For real?
That would be awesome!

Why didn't you tell me, Ray?

We don't have the money
to pay these people.

You promised we were gonna
grow old here together.

And now you've just left
me here alone.

Darling, after 34 years
together, does it feel like
you're alone?

No.

No, maybe that's the problem.
You're everywhere.

Our books, our bed...

You even built the shed.

You were always my home.
This was the girls' home.

If you're leaving, because you
think you have to, well,
the girls can help.

The girls.

Lily feels stuck here,
taking care of me.

And Sara just wants to take the
first plane out of here.

Mom?

Mom, why are you selling
the house?

I don't have a choice.

Rapture Real Estate,
why do I know that name?

Apparently they have the deeds
to the house.

You have two weeks to pay or
you're gonna have to be evicted.

Mom, this letter is dated
ten days ago.

Why didn't you come to me
with this earlier?

I didn't know about it.

But I thought that Dad paid off
the mortgage when we were kids?

One day Ray comes in, he just
says go for it, darling.

Build the kitchen of your
dreams.

So, we refinanced.

Yeah, Dave Boyers down
at the bank.

I never heard word one about
these Rapture people.

If I don't sell the house and
pay these people,

I'm gonna end up with nothing.

Mom, I'm gonna figure this out.

Hello.
Jeanne!

Sara, where the heck are you?

United Textiles rep
will be here in an hour.

Oh, I tried to call you,
but I don't have any cell phone
service.

I missed my flight.

Okay, look, let me see how
quickly I can re-book.

I'm actually not coming
back right now.

Winchester is on a rampage.
He needs you at the briefing.

Ash can cover for me.

Look, there was a card on my
desk that said Rapture Real
Estate.

Give me those details
as soon as you can, okay?

Okay.

Thank you, Jeanne,
you're the best.

Oh, Dad.

How am I supposed to find
anything in this?

The She-Doos are still here.

I wonder what they wanted out
of life when they were my age?

How does Rapture fit in?

These guys are all
over the lake.

Sara, here's one more
probate file.

Oh, thank you so much.

Great blouse, my favorite color.

Thank you.

Sara.

Oh, Tyler.

What are you doing here?
Thought you left town?

I'm trying to establish chain
of title for my dad's estate.

You seem stressed.

You wanna grab some lunch?

I have a boyfriend.

Yeah, well, he'll have
to buy his own.

Let me drop off my dock permit,
give me two seconds.

Don't go anywhere.

So why in the world are you
doing marine patrol here at
Smith Mountain Lake?

Well, I love issuing
fishing citations.

But the bullhorn,
that was a real sell.

Seriously?

There's something magic
about this lake.

Don't want to be anywhere else.

Now you said you'd never leave.

And then, just as we were about
to get serious--

You went off to school.

Well, I wrote.
I called.

I needed a change of pace.

I have a confession to make.

Saw you the other night trying
to throw yourself off the dock.

Trying to get frickin'
cell phone reception.

Well, you gave quite a show to
some locals, looking out
for the BFL.

Hey, they deserve to see
something at least.

That's the Sara I remember.

Y'all know what you'd like?

Ah, yeah, I will have pulled
pork sandwich, ice tea and some
onion rings, please.

For you, hun?

Uh, side salad and water
with lemon, bottled.

All right.

So how's your mom?
Holding up?

She wants to... sell the house
and move to Arizona.

Well, it is a dry heat
out there.

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

There you go.

I'm sorry, I have to go.

Well, now I know how you stay
so slim. You don't eat a damn
thing.

Let me make you dinner
some time.

Tyler, I'm just here to settle
my father's estate.

Larry.

Nice to meet you, Larry.

Russell, with an L.

With an L, duly noted.

Hey, I'm Bob.
Can I get your autograph?

I'll make sure that happens.

Say, um, Mr. Futterman,
if I may.

Why is it that you sound so
different in real life
than you do on the TV?

For the show, I like to use the
dialects,

so that viewers actually think
it's one of they own telling
them a story. You understand?

It's Hollywood.

So, look, what I'm gonna do is
I'm gonna flush out some
interviews.

Mixed with some actors,
some CGI--

For example, if you hit
Enter on the computer,

you're gonna see footage
of the project we did in Cressy.

We shot it up in Newfoundland.

And as you can see from the
footage, we got tons of monsters
on green screen.

We can augment that with shots
of your lake and put the
creature anywhere we want.

How do you know
what he looks like?

Doesn't matter what he
looks like.

We're not gonna get any footage
of the creature, come on.

That's why we do re-enactments.

Come on, fellas, it's not radio,
we gotta show them something
visual.

Okay.

Say, me and the boys are gonna
go get a drink down the road.

Would you like to join us?

No.

No, I'll skip that.
Yeah.

I don't remember the last time
I had this much to drink.

I love Jack Daniels. It always
feels a little zesty.

Guess what? I had lunch today
with Tyler.

Oh, you bad girl,
how did that go?

No, no, no, I found Betty.
What?

She's a waitress in town.

Oh, yeah, how are you
so sure she really exists?

Because I have the letters,
I can show them to--

I don't believe it.

This lake, this life,
it's not an illusion or
delusion.

Listen to you.

You talk about how this place
traps you, why don't you come
out to LA with me?

Oh, yeah, that'd be great.
I'll leave Mom now. That's nice.

Oh, man, how long are you gonna
use Mom as an excuse?

Okay, class, let's get our
Kundalinis flowing in our
shakras.

And I don't have to risk taking
a real critic.

Take that back!

Oh, Carl, I'm so sorry.

That's okay, beer has spilled
on this shirt before.

And will again.
Like that, maybe.

Gee, thanks, Vic,
this was yours.

Hey, Carl, heard you guys
met a big movie star today.

We sure did, Mr. Mark Futterman
from Exploratory.

He's doing an exposé on Smithee.

For real?
For real.

Say, listen, you mind
if I bring him around?

Yeah, like show him
where the legend began.

Sure, my dad would be so proud.

Cheers, guys!
Cheers!

Bye!

That was so nice of him
to give us a ride.

I know, some guys.

Oh, god.
You're almost there.

I forgot about the stairs.

This is why I've
never joined a gym.

So, uh, must be weird coming
here after your glamorous city
living, huh?

Does he take you
to parties all the time?

He, who?

He, who? Lawyer boy.
Is he the one?

The one? I don't know.

Ash is a-- he should be,
but you know?

He's such a lawyer.

Why are you with him then?

Uh-oh.

Ash is smart, funny and--

Ooh, wow.
I got it.

Oh, stars. We never see those in
LA.

I'm sorry about what
I said earlier.

I didn't mean it.

Well, it's true.

I'm a medium fish in a small,
small pond.

Well, a lake, really,
and I'm safe.

Safe and boring.

Oh, one thing you will
never be is boring.

In bed.

Thank you for seeing me so
early, Mr. Boyers.

As you know, my father
refinanced with this bank,

but the chain of titles says
that Rapture holds the papers to
the house.

Your father came to see me
three years ago.

He wanted to use some equity
to pay for some upgrades.

A gift to Vivian.

So he re-mortgaged?

This area got hit very hard by
the recession.

Everybody was over-leveraged.

A lot of people were missing
payments.

Rapture... well...

Rapture claimed they would treat
this community like family.

So we sold a group of loans
at an acceptable loss.

As mortgage-backed securities.

And now they're calling
these loans.

As they have the right to do so.

My mother doesn't have that kind
of money.

They're forcing her
into short sale.

Sara, I'm sorry, I can't make
them live up to their word.

If there's anything I can do,
I'd gladly repair this
if I could.

Thank you.

Oh, good morning.

I got the idea to tell some
folks that you were looking
into Rapture Real Estate.

Hey, Sara, I was just
telling your mom

that for us it started when
Dale's foot injury forced him to
leave the state police.

The bills were just piling up,
Mr. Boyers couldn't help us any.

Too risky.

Then Rapture just swooped in
and offered us a way out.

Same thing with the bar.

I couldn't work, because always
at the hospital with Remy,
you know?

I had to take out a second
mortgage to help pay for the
radiation therapy.

These people came to us like
they was guardian angels.

Rapture ain't no angel.

More like Raptor Real Estate.

How'd you find these guys?

They put fliers on the
hospital bulletin board.

Didn't strike me at the
time how sick that is.

Fella came by
the electronic shop.

If something doesn't change
soon, I'm gonna have to sell.

Just like you, Vivian.

That's a lot of complaints
in one year.

Thanks for calling me back.

Sure thing, Sara but I gotta
tell you, we've looked into
Rapture before, hun.

Never had enough to build
a case.

They're clearly trying to
manipulate the market.

Good luck to you, honey.
That's gonna be tough to prove.

At least let me
bring you what I found.

All right, I can give you
ten minutes tomorrow at 5:00.

I'll be there.

Hey, baby.

How's it going up there
on the mountain?

Been kidnapped
by the McCoy clan yet?

Don't say
that.

You're always knocking
those hillbillies.

They're my family.

People around here,
they wave to you when you drive
by them.

They'll do anything
that you ask them to do.

You really should see it.

Next time, baby. We're totally
swamped on this merger.

When you get back,
we'll do it up.

Yamashiro, that Halibut
Carpaccio you love?

That's the one you love.

Then we'll go to
a place you like, okay?

Just hurry up and get back here.

I have to deal
with Rapture Real Estate first.

Finally.

I didn't want you to mix
business with personal, but--

Yeah, they have so-called
clients all over the lake.

They buy failing loans off the
bank, jack up the interest,

and then force people
into short sales.

Where I'm convinced that
I can press criminal charges.

I'm going to meet
with the DA and--

Ash, are you there?

Sara, I'm here. What do you
mean, criminal charges?

Are you there?

Sara! Damn!

Folks, I am here in the town of
Smith Mountain Lake, Virginia.

Now, Carl, you say there's an
entire town under this lake.

Bunch of houses anyway,
Mark Futterman.

Cemeteries, too.

Some folks didn't believe the
water level would get as high
as it was marked.

Ended up having to leave
everything behind.

Carl Burger heads up a local
group, the Smithee Research
Society.

In search of a giant plesiosaur
known as Smithee.

Now Carl, what can you
tell me about the beast?

Okay, first of all, calm down,
relax. We're gonna cut it there.
We'll make this work.

Okay.

When I ask you this question,
just relax, okay?

Your note would be,
more good, less suck.

Don't be nervous,
don't stare at the camera.

Don't stare at me, and stop
saying my last name. It makes
you sound ridiculous.

Yes, sir.
All right, you good?

So, Carl, what can you
tell me about the beast?

Well, Mark Futterman, Smithee
was the name that the old
fisherman gave him.

It was our friend Ray.
He named him Smithee.

We believe he may be hundreds
of years old and weigh over
two tons.

Sounds like my mother-in-law.

Cut that part out, obviously.

Lily?

Up here!

Nice job tearing down
that sign, it--

What's going on?

He told me he took these
to the junk sale.

I can't believe you
were going to burn these.

Crazy.

Oh, what is this?

This is great.

Keep it.

What were you saying about
being open to the gifts
of the universe?

Hello!

Yeah, well, thanks.

Let's go figure out
how to save the house.

You coming?

In a sec.
Okay.

Why'd you tell me that story
before?

Well, maybe it was to remind you
of a girl who wasn't afraid of
anything.

I went to LA by myself.
Exactly.

By yourself.

Now you're tethered to some man
who'll do anything he can

to keep you away from all the
people you really care about.

That's just speculation.

Well, excuse me, your honor.

Everybody's got their secrets.
You should know that.

What do you mean by that?

Betty.

She is one big step down
from Mom.

What did she offer you anyway,
Dad? Two-for-one specials?

I have the letters.

You were a teenager, Sara.

If it hadn't been the letters,
it'd have been something else
that made you upset.

Take me back.
Now.

You're way off base.

I know that you wrote
those letters.

Yes, I did, I wrote those
letters, every one of them.

When you think you got
everything figured out,

you might want to just look
a little deeper.

Look a little deeper.

One night!

Can't I just get one night's
sleep?

Hello, y'all here to see the
house?

Oh, are you selling?

Moving to Arizona.
Oh, dear.

Well, it is a dry heat.

I'm so sorry to hear
about your husband.

I'm Dottie Price, I own the gift
shop at Bridgewater Marina.

I think you know Dee Dee
Bondurant.

I hope you won't move.

Ladies, want to come up?
Sure.

It's kind of old,
but this is what it is.

Oh! You don't want this house!
This house is haunted!

Lily Tisdale.

I'm so sorry about that.

We didn't actually
come to see the house.

We all wanted to invite you to
join the She-Doos.

Oh, I'm not much for jet skis.

We do a lot more than that,
all around the lake.

For instance, one thing we're
doing is helping with the
Wine Festival.

I don't know, I'm--

A lot of us are widows.

I lost Herbie six months
after we moved in.

Reaching out is so much
better than tucking in.

We'd love, if you could spare
the time, to help us set up the
art displays at the festival.

That's good, that's good,
Ainsley. Thank you, thank you.

So, Mr. McCarren, what is your
take on whether or not the
serpent actually exists?

Well, as chairman of the
Wine Festival committee,

I'm very happy to cooperate
in any way I can,

but I really don't know what you
want me to say. That's good,
Ainsley!

My official position
is that Smithee exists.

My private position
is that he does not.

However, my public position is
that folks here love this sea
serpent.

Therefore, so do I.

So, when do we roll?

Oh, we've been rolling.

What? But I--

Well, you can't--

I swear, if you idiots do
anything to mess up my wine
festival, I'll--

We're done here.

Gotta be kidding me.

No, you said "full" when I left.

Shocker.

Oh, man.

Where is your flare, Dad?

Help!

Oh! Anyone?

I took the red-eye to
Virginia.

You, too?
What is it with this place?

I have to head off
potential litigation.

People here are completely nuts.

24 hours.

Ash, the ink isn't
dry on your contract,

so if one of you isn't back
in 24 hours, you're both
terminated.

I understand, sir, but my
GPS isn't working at all.

Hmm, okay.

Was that a llama?
Hello? Hello?

Okay, let's keep the chatter
down, please and thank you.

Let's do this. Ready?

Okay, we're all set here.

Uh, Carl, you know, I think we
got enough of you and the
Smithee boys. Yeah.

Oh, okay, you want to hold the
boom, or--

Yeah, I think we--
I think we got it from here.

Appreciate the stuff, though.
Great stuff. Really. Good stuff.

Great, great, thanks.
Excuse me.

Yeah, that's fine, yeah.

I am sitting here with none
other than Lily Tisdale.

Now she is the daughter of Ray
Tisdale, the original Smithee
spotter.

Have you ever seen the monster?

Mm, well, there was this one
night where my dad was fishing
late,

and my mom started to get
scared, and when he finally drug
himself in, he was soaking wet,

and he said this huge lizard had
capsized the boat.

Smithee.
Yeah.

He said it was all like--

Was it now?
Mm-hm.

Now you tell me this,
what do you think that was?

Oh, that he was drunk and he
flipped the boat himself.

Cut it. Cut it.

Tell me you got that.

I got it.

Lily, that was beautiful.
That's gonna be very, very
wonderful on television.

All right.
You're a natural.

Tell you what I'm gonna do.
I am going to give you my card.

And if you can think
of anything else, don't hesitate
to give me a holler.

As a matter of fact, Steve's
gonna be spending some time.

He's got the transfer tapes and
the sound and technical
nonsense,

but I've really got to get back
to the motel.

Think you could give me a ride?

Sure.

Producer, huh?

Might bring a chaperone.

Ho, ho, no need.

You were great.

Will you hand that to Steve?
Back there.

Mom, can you make sure the
neighbor kids get home?

Sara, Sara?

Sara, boat trouble?

Tyler, thank god.
I can't get her started.

You have gas?

Oh, I forgot,
you like them gassy.

Ha-ha.

Dispatch, we got a newbie
here...
Newbie? The gauge was broke.

with mysterious disabled boat
syndrome. We're gonna tow her
in.
Roger.

I gotta get to the district
attorney's office.

You're not gonna make it.
Besides, I just saved your life,
you owe me dinner.

Oh, come on.

You know what could have
happened out here if I hadn't
come along?

Bad sunburn.

Giant radioactive catfish,
the BFL, let's go.

Okay, you win, you win.

Watch your head.

Hey. Okay, can you tell me how
to get to Scrugg's Road?

Ooh, you know, it'd be easier
to take you than to tell you.

Be quicker on the water,
you got a boat?

Do I look like I have a boat?

No, son, you look like you have
an attitude problem.

Hicks.

Well, I am glad I asked you for
a ride. I would have been lost.

Okay, front seat is all yours.

Good.

I like the paint.

Oh? Yeah, I did it myself.

Thanks for letting me be a part
of the show, my mom will get a
real kick out of it.

Now that's my pleasure.

You seem destined for far
greater things.

Thanks.

I'll tell you, would you like to
go to my room and have a drink?
Would you like that??

I would, but, you know, I'm
working on something and I
really got--

Focus! You're focused,
aren't you?
Mm-hm.

I could tell first time
I saw you.

Well, I tell you what.

Tomorrow before the stakeout,
you give me the inside story on
the Smithee nuts,

and you and I, aka the two
of us, will go and have dinner.

What do you say to that?

I will--

I'm gonna take that as a yes.

I'm gonna take that as a yes,
served on a bed of yes,
rinsed down with a cup of yes.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Good night.

You were a terrible chaperone,
terrible!

Smells good.

Chilean sea bass, fingerling
potatoes.

And some Keswick Viognier.

It's local.

I always thought when they said
local, they meant moonshine.

There's about 20 wineries
in the region.

Hm, what is all this?

Artifacts, find 'em while
I dive. For another book I'm
writing.

Another?

Well, technically, I'm on
sabbatical from my day job.

I'm a professor at Virginia
Tech. My first book's right
there.

Knots?

The other one.

Oh, Lake Effects, Infinite
Ripples by Dr. Tyler Humphries.

My doctoral thesis,
pretentious as hell, yes.

But everybody calls me Tyler.

Oh, I found this.

Thought you'd like it.

That's my favorite color.

Yeah, I remember.

You know what? Save it,
I really have to--

Oh, come on. One more drink.
Tell you about the ruins.

On the lake?

Oh, oh, it's dangerous.

There's a lot places a diver can
get snagged, you know?

Barbed wire fences and tree
branches.

The visibility
is just piss poor.

Just when you thought you'd seen
it all. You gotta look a little
deeper.

I mean, it's amazing down there.

There's houses with cans of food
lining the pantries.

So we can have clean energy.

And all this.

And that's why you came back.

I was drawn by the people who
live here, you know?

What are you doing?

Beautiful night for a swim.

Oh, no, it's not,
it's freezing.

Coming?

No.

Oh, I forgot, you're not
from here any more, are you?

Newbie.

Hey!

Oh, it's on!

Hey, Tyler?

I have a boyfriend.

I heard that somewhere.

Hello?

Anybody?

Come on, there has to be
somebody on one of these boats.

Morning.

Oh, hey, thank god
somebody is awake.

My GPS is dead.

I-- is this Smith Mountain
paradise?

That's on the other side
of the lake.

What are you doing over here?

Don't ask, dude.

I just spent the night waiting
for the boys from Deliverance
to show up.

Can you tell me
how to get there?

Sure, but you'd make better time
on the water, you got a boat?

Do I look like--

No. No, I don't.

All right, what you want to do--

You're gonna go about ten--

You know what?
Why don't you come inside.

I got some coffee and a map,
we'll get you squared away.

Thanks.

All right, we are here
and you needed to be here.

Oh.

Hey, you mind if I--

Go ahead.

Uh, Tyler, what is my bra
doing--

Sara?

Oh, my god.

What the hell
are you doing here?

Me? What are you doing here?

You backward son-of-a-bitch!

Stop it! My boat got towed
and I couldn't get home last
night!

What are you doing?

Ash, Ash!

Predator, prey!

Wait a minute.

If you're not the predator,
you're the prey.

Rapture Real Estate,
who sent this?

Rapture's bringing in huge
revenues.

You represent Rapture Real
Estate.

That's why you came here.

Rapture, I did it for you.

So that you'd have clients
in your hometown.

I had no idea they owned
your parents' loan.

Now grab your stuff
and get in the car.

I'll even forgive you for being
with goober boy over here.

You'll forgive me?
Go home, Ash.

You owe me. I'm not going
home without you.

You've ruined my mom.

How soulless can you be, Ash?

Hunt for those, predator.

What if Futterman
doesn't find anything?

What do you mean by that?

I mean, what if he sets up with
all those cameras and lights,

and Smithee doesn't show?

You heard him, that's when they
bring out the... CSI.

Larry's right, you know what
they do on his show.

He's gonna make us
look like idiots.

Nobody can make us
look like idiots.

Only we can do that.

We gotta make sure
he sees something.

Yeah. How?

Guys, I think I've got a plan.

Could have taken him,
you know?

Come on, slugger.

Let me buy you breakfast.

I can't.

You gotta eat sometime.

I can't do this.

Hey, hey, look...

Before you run out, again,
without telling me why, at
least--

At least let me put all
my cards on the table.

I love you, Sara.

I've always loved you.

Now if you could see
what's in my heart.

It's not you, I'm sorry.

Sara.

Carl is gonna be so surprised.

You know what, you better hurry
up and get that thing to the
dock.

Let's go.

Futterman, you want Smithee,
you got Smithee.

Careful, careful.

Dobie, what is it?
What is that?

Irene down at the bar told me
Ashton and you had a fight.

You all right?
All right?

I just cut my own throat.

To fight Rapture,
I'd have to fight my own firm.

I was in line for a partnership.

Now I'll never be able to face
Winchester again.

You know how proud I am
of all you've accomplished?

I know you didn't want
to end up like me.

No, Mom,
that's not why I left.

Sara, why don't you just tell me
what it is you got to say?

I've--

You think you gotta tread
lightly, because I allowed
myself to--

to fall into the depths
of grieving?

I loved your father
with my whole heart.

But I'm not that fragile.

Now I chose this life.

I chose family, community and
simplicity and nature

over wealth and power and
position and fame.

Now I respect your choices and
I know folks in your neck of the
woods don't respect mine.

But I expect you to know better.

I taught you to be a straight
shooter, rifle or man.

You just take a deep breath,
relax...

and squeeze that trigger slowly.

That's how you handle
Mr. Winchester.

I am not accustomed to
negotiating with my own
employees,

but I'm sure we can come
to terms, Miss Tisdale.

Persuade me, Mr. Winchester.

I will stipulate that Rapture
should have been more rigorously
vetted before Ash signed them.

So, how can our client avoid
criminal proceedings?

Rapture returns ownership of the
house to Vivian Tisdale.

Done.

And will pay six months of her
mortgage to the bank for time
and suffering.

Done.

The same goes for Tinnell's
Market, Gianpell's Boat

and 14 other owners,
I'll forward a list.

Agreed, anything else?

Your client is through
with Smith Mountain Lake.

In fact, in the entire
Commonwealth of Virginia.

In exchange, you will not
pursue any criminal action
against Rapture,

for any infractions or tortious
activity,

nor will you involve
any third party.

Mm-hm.

Deal.

You're a good lawyer, Sara.

Your values are your strength.

Now get the hell back here.

What about Ash?

That person no longer
works at this firm.

We did it.

It's finished.

Oh, Dad would have loved that,
Lils.

My fellow citizens, we have
dozens of Virginia's finest
vintages on tap.

Well, not on tap, of course,
that's beer. I mean decanted.

No, no, you can't decant it.
Breathe it!

These are fertile Smithee waters
down here.

We're one goodbye
From losing this

One tear away
From one last kiss

Elizabeth?

Side salad, water with lemon.

Hell, if I had your body,
I'd eat like a rodent, too.

So how did you know my father?

Ray was a good friend when not
too many other people were
around.

How-- how good a friend?

I didn't have the most wholesome
reputation,

but it didn't mean
I deserved a man like Waylon.

Ray got me out of there.
He gave me money for a room.

He even took me
to see the doctors.

I never knew that about him.

You were too young
to know about such things.

I will always be grateful
to your daddy.

Did he ever call you
by any kind of nickname?

No.

Some folks here call me Liza,
but I hate it.

I prefer Elizabeth.

Elizabeth.
Mm-hm, then who is Betty?

Betty? Hm?

Hey, come on down to the lake.

The Exploratory guys are gonna
interview for TV.

Come on!

We often pick up some motion
right around here.

Of course, we don't have the
fancy equipment y'all have.

Yeah, of course you don't.
No.

Hey, Carl.

Mi gusta, baby, mi gusta.

Ready?
Okay.

All right, you know what?

Let's get a countdown for five,
get it rolling.

In five, four, three, two...

I'm standing here with Carl
on the shore of Smith Mountain
Lake.

The package is in play.
Repeat, the package is--

Cut it, cut it. Do you hear
that? What is that?

Excuse me!

Yes, thank you!
We're rolling sound here.

Hey! Come on!
Everybody just pipe down!

Hit it again, hit it again.
Sorry about that.

It's fine, it's fine.
It's okay, here we go.

And we're rolling.

I am here with Carl, on the
shore of Smith Mountain Lake,

to get a look at a sea monster
they think lives beneath the
water.

Futterman is gonna love this.

Where is that music coming from?
Do you see that?

Ladies and gentlemen, keep your
eyes on the horizon.

This is the first modern
documented sighting of a lake
monster.

Go back around.
Let's get the heck out of here.

I can't.
What do you mean, you can't?

You want a push?

It's not turning, like there's
something pushing us.

Hello, I would like to introduce
you-- excuse me!

Could I have your attention,
please? We have Miss Virginia
here, for goodness sake!

People, pay no attention to the
idiots over there.

Is that a joke?
No, sir.

Is that a joke?

Is that our Smithee?

I'm so sorry.

You think that's-- are you
trying to make a mockery of Mark
Futterman?

Is that what you're doing?
I would never think to do that.

It's not stopping!

Stop it! Stop it!
We're gonna hit the rocks.

You laughing at me?

No, wait, Mr. Futterman!
Please! Smithee is real.

If you'd just let me explain.
Please do not go. Crap!

Carl, you should have asked me,
you know, I do a really mean
Smithee.

You think I knew about this?

Come on, it's made out
of scrap metal.

They must have done
it out of love.

You're telling me you had
nothing to do with that?

No.

Still, though, I'm not gonna
throw away an entire friendship

just for one stupid,
stupid mistake!

I know what's in their hearts,
at least I'll let them
explain it.

Oh, Sara, sorry to hear
about your father.

Well, sorry for what happened,
not sorry to hear about it.

Of course, I heard about it.

Your father's well-connected
in this town.

Oh, yes, look, I think Miss
Virginia needs your help,
Mr. Chairman.

Oh, excuse me, official duty.
Yes.

I want to tell you what,
it's the last time I answer
an unsolicited e-mail.

Can't be all bad, beautiful
view, great wine.

You sound like a travel booth.

Free tour,
if you're interested.

You want to be destined
for bigger things.

Let's go.

Hey, are you married?
No.

Engaged?
No.

Boyfriend?

No, I don't have a
boyfriend.

That's great, because my
grandson is 26 and he'd be
perfect for you.

Yes, well, are you thirsty?

You're supposed to spit it out.

Why waste perfectly good wine?

Do you know who did this?

That's mine.
I did that painting.

It's astonishing.

How much are you asking for it?

Oh, I'm sorry,
it's not for sale.

I love how it glitters.

Let me know if you
change your mind?

Okay.

I'm opening an art gallery
in Bridgewater.

I'd love to commission
something like it.

A landscape of my view.

Oh, thank you.

Falling in love
And you're the reason why

Stars are falling and so am I

Dottie's gonna set me up with a
studio space behind her gallery

and she's got contacts
with dealers in DC.

She told me I could go home
whenever I wanted.

Oh, Mom, this is painful.

Oh, Lily, you were a beauty.

Oh, yeah. What happened?

Hey!

Jerk.

Just hand me the gear,
Mr. DeMille, if you'd be so
kind.

Hold your horses.

Hey guys, this is me and Big Vic
and we're going fishing.

Hey, Big Vic, what kind of bait
we using this morning?

Only the finest quality.

I'm a master baiter.

Honey, that was Vic that said
that, not me.

I'm going blind over here!

I don't understand why he
left you like that.

I made him go.

A man needs to spend time
with his friends and so did I.

He was cheating on you.
Sara!

Your entire marriage.

Oh, don't be silly.

Her name is Betty.

Before you girls were born,
we both worked in sales at
Carrulean.

Ray was on the road
all the time.

So?

Well, when he was traveling,
we used to write to each other.

He got it in his head
to call me Betty.

Bye, Betty Boo.

You're Betty?

Well, didn't you ever wonder why
letters addressed to someone
else ended up in our attic?

But those letters, they're--
they're filthy.

Uh-huh, I know.

Ew. I'm in the room here.

Gross.

I missed all of your
anniversaries.

I missed every--

Oh, ssh.

I thought I'd be a hypocrite.

Oh, honey.

Oh, my girls.

Dad?

How could I believe
Betty was real?

Maybe you needed
to find your own road.

Didn't you care when I stopped
coming home to visit you?

Daddy, when I stopped
answering your calls?

Of course, I did.

Maybe you needed to believe that
Betty was real, or something
like that,

to give you the strength,
to give you the fire
to venture out in the world.

But I love you more than
you'll ever know, darling.

I love you so much.

Well, look at that,
you found it.

I've been looking for that
thing all over the lake.

You're gonna do just fine,
sunshine.

Just fine.

Dad.

Morning.

Good morning, sunshine.

Would you like some
French toast?

Sara! Lily!

Duty calls.

Get the roast out of the
freezer, I want to cook it
tonight.

I never would have guessed.

She looks happy.

There he is!
He, who?

I got a date!

Hey, Carl.
Hey, Lily.

Wait.
Aw.

Have fun in LA LA land.

Oh, whoever that is,
I will call them later.

See you soon.

This is gonna be fun!

Can I rekindle this thing

That burns within my heart

We hit the finish line running
After one or two false starts

Can I rekindle this thing

that burns within my soul

We hit the finish line running
But we made our way back home

Made our way back home

We made our way back home

We made our way back home

We made our way back home

We made our way back home

You are like a sweet dream
In the middle of the night

You are like a healing touch
To a blind man's eye

You are like a soothing voice
Into a baby's ear

You're so far away soon enough
you'll be right back here

Excuse me, ladies?
Yeah.

Know anything about a sea
monster lives out in the lake?

You ever hear anything
about that?

Been a rumor about a 600-pound
catfish out by the dam.

Wow, that's a lot
of Long John Silvers, isn't it?

You know this is a man-made
lake, right?

It's only 45 years old.

No, ma'am,
I did not know that.

Well, what she means is that
Smithee probably swam

into the lake once the valley
had been flooded.

What's wrong with you?

Like something out
Of a fairy tale

Her hair so dark
Her eyes so blue

Man I'm telling you I can't
Explain the way she looked

Miss?

Miss, could you tell me--
Oh, you again. Never mind.

No, no, no, it's okay.
I-- I live here.

Oh.

What are you looking for?

I told my daddy
The chores would wait

I put the latch
On the garden gate

And I headed over to
Chestnut Ridge to you

I can see to the county line

And I can feel it
In my heart this time

That I'm closer now than
I've ever been to you

I'll say Sara

Sara would you love a heart
Like mine

I know your love is true

I will be holding you

So hard I'll make you shine

The Parker farm's for sale
today 80 acres of rolling hay

And I've got some money down
For you

Granddaddy's got an old
John Deere

Needs a wheel and a pinion
gear

I've got everything I need
Now with you

I say Sara

Sara would you love a heart
Like mine

I know your love is true

I will be holding you so hard
I'll make you shine

With the evening star
Shining bright

I find my way home

In the morning hours
You call my name

Darling I will come

Oh Sara

Sara would you love a heart
Like mine

I know your love is true

I will be holding you so hard
I'll make you shine

Oh Sara no Sara

Could you love a loving heart
Like mine