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♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ Wash your face and brush your hair ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag, it's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

♪ So down with school! I'm gonna rule! ♪

♪ And when I'm king, I'll do my thing ♪

♪ Then my life will be so sweet! ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK! ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

Whey-hay! Good shot, Henry!

Mind that...

dog! [laughs]

I've got three left.

Reckon it's their lucky day then.

[laughing]

Not bad, Henry. Only two minutes late.

Now, don't worry, you'll still get paid.

Same time next week?

Well...

I'll go faster next time.

I know you will, Henry.

-But you've got competition. -Eh?

[Mike] She reckons she can do it in half the time.

Well, of course she can, she's in a car.

Needs must, Henry. Sorry about that.

Noooooooooo!

It's not fair.

Why does she want to be in on everything I do.

Maybe she likes and admires you?

You're joking, right?

Yeah, course I'm joking.

Let's go see if my mum will make us a mega mix hot chocolate

and we can watch To The Back of Beyond And Beyond,

The Tea Boy’s Cut.

-Cool. -[old lady] Horrid boys.

Right, that's enough of boys.

I'm taking over this episode

and you're gonna see things from my point of view.

It's time for us to say what we really think.

Yeah, say what we really think.

And it's time for us to do what we really wanna do.

Yeah, do what we really wanna do.

Uh, Susan, this is supposed to be live.

That means we can't edit it.

Yeah, can't edit it.

And we can't fake it.

Yeah, can't fake it.

[Margaret groans]

Alright, I give in. Take two.

Yeah, take two.

Susan! You need to stop talking!

Yeah, stop talking, Susan.

Thank you.

Now, we'll do it one more time

and then you need to get it up on YouGroove pronto.

Yeah, pronto.

Susan!

We'll get back to you later.

Once we've got the hang of this.

[truck beeping]

A truck full of Sweet Tweets?

What's going on?

Hey, bogey brain, what's going on?

You talking to me?

Of course I'm talking to you.

Sorry about that.

Sometimes I forget to turn it off.

Really?

I thought it was automatic when you were reversing your truck.

Nope, not on this model.

This is the B52 model.

You're thinking of the B62 model.

Oh, yeah, that's right. My dad says--

Excuse me!

Oh, sorry, miss,

Where do you want your

3,622 boxes of Sweet Tweets?

What?

He asked me, "Where I want my

3,622

boxes of Sweet Tweets," lala-lungs.

3,622

boxes of Sweet Tweets!

Is there an echo round here?

How come you've got all those Sweet Tweets?

Oh, just a little old sponsorship deal

that little old me got from Mr Tweet,

The owner of Sweet Tweets.

Oh, don't you know anything, turnip toes.

I'll, er, just put them here on the pavement, shall I?

Why should you have all those boxes of Sweet Tweets?

All those free boxes of Sweet Tweets

I think you mean, Henry.

It's just not fair.

I spend all my time trying to figure out

how to get Mum and Dad to buy more Sweet Tweets

and you just get

3,622 of them delivered to your door.

Yeah.

I wonder how many Golden Gizmos

there are in those boxes.

Rah!

Did you get all that, Soraya?

[laughing]

Nice angle, Soraya.

Were you filming that?

You bet! Of course, we were.

My YouGroove fans are gonna love it!

Your YouGroove fans?

You're no one if you haven't got a YouGroove channel, Henry.

I haven't got a YouGroove channel.

Like I said, Henry.

Right, let's get these boxes moved, shall we?

Oh, no, I'm not doing it.

Remind me why we're doing this, Henry?

Cos Margaret threatened to put the video

of me getting angry with her on her YouGroove channel.

So, we're doing this so she doesn't do that?

Well, yeah.

That's a shame. I'd like to have seen that video.

No, you wouldn't, Al. Trust me.

[laughs] Oh, I would. Trust me.

Hurry up you lot. We've got a YouGroove channel to run.

[laughs]

Or should I say,

we've got YouGroove channels to run.

-How many are there? -I dunno.

I dunno either but I do know that I don't want to watch any of them.

Girls rule. Down with boys.

Maths with Moody. Moody is as Moody does.

There are loads of channels here.

[scoffs] And they're all run by Moody Margaret.

Yeah, and here's the Moody Margareta channel.

Huh, surprised she didn’t call it the Horrid Henrietta channel,

she's so obsessed with everything I do.

There's one of those already.

-Oh, right. -[laughs]

She's even got a, Look What Henry Did Next channel.

[Henry groaning]

[laughter]

I dunno.

-It's not funny. -Yes, it is.

It's very funny.

Right. That's it.

-Where's he off to? -No idea.

Shall we watch a bit more?

I'll show her! I've got rights.

She can't do this to me.

Oh, er, hello, Soraya.

Hello, Henry. Come in.

Don't. Say. Anything.

I'm writing.

No, you're not.

You're sitting on your throne staring into space.

Yeah, like I said, I'm writing.

All those channels. How?

Oh, you mean, Maths with Moody?

Well, yeah, I didn't know you were good at maths?

I'm not. Soraya does that one for me.

I didn't know you were good at maths, Soraya?

You never asked, Henry.

And Gurinder does Oodles of Boodle Poodles

and Girls Rule.

Is there anything I can say to make you stop?

[whispering]

[laughs] Well,

since you asked there is something

you could do to make me stop.

Anything.

Well, expect having to wear a tutu and sing a silly song.

That's off limits.

Oi, you lot, get over here, now.

Does she mean us?

I dunno.

She surely does.

[pop]

♪ Purple Hang Gang ain't the best ♪

♪ They're no better than the rest ♪

♪ P.U.R.P.L.E. ha what’s that? ♪

♪ Purple Hand Gang is the worst ♪

♪ Secret Club, they got there first ♪

♪ Who says that the Purple Hand rules ♪

♪ They are just a bunch of fools ♪

♪ Gotta get down with the best gang in town ♪

♪ That gang’s where you should hang around ♪

♪ Don’t call them, they’ll call you ♪

♪ And they'll tell you what to do ♪

[laughs]

♪ Secret Club is the best ♪

♪ Secret Club rules the rest ♪

♪ S-E-C-R-E-T Club, yeah ♪

♪ Secret Club is the best ♪

♪ Secret Club rules the rest ♪

♪ S-E-C-R-E-T Club, yeah ♪

[girls laughing]

Quite catchy that.

How long did you say that's up for?

48 hours while they launch the Secret Club channel.

Then she's taking the whole, Look What Henry's Doing Now, channel down.

She says that's enough for her to get a sponsorship deal

with Two-Tone Tongue Twisters.

Those Two-Tone Tongue Twisters should belong to you.

Whatever. I'm just happy

no one will be able to watch the channel anymore.

Sorry, Henry.

-Yeah, sorry, Henry. -I dunno.

That's alright. I'd have probably done the same.

Now, who's for more stew?

Could I have some more stew, please?

Er, could I have a bit more?

I'm sorry. I can't hear ya.

I said, more stew, please!

[laughs] Gotcha.

That’s gonna go nicely on my Stew All Day channel.

[all] Nooooooooooo!

I can't believe you'd do this to me.

Do what, Henry?

Not write me a note to say I'm too busy this weekend

to go and do the Brainbox of the Year competition.

But you're not too busy to go and do it.

And anyway it's only a weekend, Henry.

What about the worm? I mean, Peter?

What about me, Henry? And don't call me worm.

Well, you're gonna miss me

if I'm away for a whole weekend, aren't you?

No.

I don't think I will.

You'll have to do all the chores when I'm away.

Think about that.

That's very thoughtful of you, Henry.

But I'm not going to be here, either.

What? Where are you gonna be?

I'm going to stay with Great Aunt Greta.

She said she's looking forward to having a teenager in the house.

But you're not a teenager.

I know that, Henry, and you know that.

[laughs] We all know that, bunnykins.

But what Great Aunt Greta doesn't know...

Won't hurt her.

Oh, my family.

And anyway, I like being a teenager.

You make a terrific teenager,

honeybundleyboo.

So, it looks like you're on your own

this weekend, Henry.

Thanks, worm.

Don't be horrid, Henry.

You're going away this weekend and that's that.

No, I'm not going.

And that's that.

And as they say in Henryland, that's a...

Noooooooooooo!

Ready for our great escape?

Yes, yes, I think so.

They should be on their way by now.

Don't worry.

Henry's gonna have a great time at the Brainbox of the Year competition.

Noooooooo!

[Greta] Bingo!

Shoes off. Slippers on.

I’m guessing you’re a Supramonzian fan, young man?

Er, yes, Great Aunt Greta.

Good, I thought so.

Most teenagers are.

Now then, Peter.

I'm sure you'll be wanting to get back to bed

as quickly as possible.

You teenagers aren't made to get up

early in the morning now, are you?

Er, well, I...

You'll be much less grumpier when you've had your beauty sleep.

And when you wake up we'll have a lovely brunch,

with key lime quinoa

and crazy catsup.

And all those things I know you teenagers love.

And later on this afternoon,

we'll pop round to your house to check up on Fluffy and Fang.

I'm sure they'll be missing you all terribly.

[Fluffy snoring]

[Fang] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-[boing] -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

[Fluffy yawning]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[laughing]

-[chatting on the phone] -No, I do not want to buy

50 more shades of Pick A Colour Any Colour.

I'm quite happy with my own colour.

[Peter coughs]

[Greta hangs up phone]

Oh, there you are dear.

Did you sleep well?

[yawns] Oh, yes, Great Aunt Greta.

I slept really well.

Good, well, you're probably hungry.

It's nearly teatime.

Is it?

Oh, yes.

Too late for brunch, I'm afraid.

It'll have to be trunch instead.

Trunch?

Yes, that's what you teenagers call it, I believe.

You can't fool me, young man.

I can jitter with the rest of them.

Right.

And don't get me started

on Instagrannyglamgram.

Last time I looked I had,

3,072 likes

for a picture of my big toe. I ask you.

Listen to me,

You'd think all this sociable media

was important, wouldn't you?

We need to get you your trunch

and then we need to get over to your house

to get those poor animals something to eat.

They'll be beyond hungry by now.

[Fang burps]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thank you, Great Aunt Greta, that was a delicious trunch.

Don't you want to finish off these chunky chilli chips?

Oh, no, thank you, Great Aunt Greta.

I'm so full I could burst!

Go on, young man,

you teenagers need all the help you can get.

Alright then, Great Aunt Greta.

They are delicious.

Alright then, Peter, Perfect Peter.

Finish those off

and then we'll go for a spin.

Shh, don't tell Henry.

[giggles]

Mmm.

[burps] Oops. [giggles]

♪ Pardon me for being so rude It was not me... ♪

[together] ♪ It was my food ♪

[both laugh]

I thought maybe you'd like to drive?

Oh, no, I couldn't.

Why ever not? You're a teenager after all?

But I haven't got my tricycle licence.

[laughs] Don't be a silly billy.

Put this on and let's get going.

Those poor animals are going to be wild with hunger

and boredom by the time we get there.

[phone ringing]

-[phone beeps] -[Henry] Hello? Hello?

Can you hear me?

[Greta laughing]

Keep going, Peter, Perfect Peter!

Don't stop! [laughs]

But our house is down there!

[laughs] Oh, no, we're taking the scenic route.

Keep peddling, young man.

Give it all you've got!

[Peter sighs]

[Greta] Faster! Faster!

[dance music]

[Fang] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Horrid this and horrid that.

And horrid all round, if you ask me.

[dog barks]

I'm terribly sorry.

Horrid boy.

Once more around the block, dear boy! Once more!

[dog barks]

[music playing in the distance]

Horrid family.

[dog barks]

-Horrid dog. -[splashing]

[dog barks]

[braking sound]

[phone rings]

Answer that will you, Peter? I need a cup of tea.

It's hard work all that tricycling.

-Hello? -Peter?

Yes, Henry? What do you want, Henry?

We need you to help us with the Brainbox of the Year competition.

-I can't. -What do you mean you can't?

I just can't.

Why not.

Look, I know I'm not always nice to you.

You can say that again.

Alright then,

I know I'm not always nice to you.

-But... -"N-O" spells, no, Henry.

Oh, yes, we'll pay you.

[sighs] Not everything is about money, Henry.

[Greta] Peter, Perfect Peter?

Just go away, Henry.

I went for three lumps.

You're a growing boy.

Oh, you are a thoughtful boy, too.

You ordered pizza.

Mmm.

The Eat Once Think Twice special. My favourite.

Erm...

Come along now. We'll be back home before you know it.

Plenty of time for a nice game of cards.

I know how late you teenagers like to get to bed.

Night, night, Fluffy wuffy.

Night, night, Fang. Sleep tight.

-Meow. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[both yell]