Original subtitles

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ Wash your face and brush your hair ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag, it's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

♪ So down with school! I'm gonna rule! ♪

♪ And when I'm king, I'll do my thing ♪

♪ Then my life will be so sweet! ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK! ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

[Soggy Sid whistling]

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

then I let her go again.

Only joking, Goldilocks.

I'd never let you go.

You are my inspiration.

You are my everything.

Ahem. Hello there.

I didn't expect to see you here

and I bet you're surprised to see me here, too.

It's... [coughs] ...Miss O's birthday soon

and I'm saving up for a special present for her.

So, I thought a few extra hours' work could come in handy.

It's pretty quiet in here, isn't it?

Well, I'd better be off on me rounds.

See you later, snootergators.

One, two, three, four, five.

[Soggy Sid whistling]

Hello again.

If you've come to see Goldilocks,

I'm afraid you're going to be disappointed

cos she stayed at home tonight to watch Strictly Fishing.

Well, mustn't hang around.

What's that?

There's someone behind me?

Oh, no, there isn't!

Oh, yes, there is?

We could play this game all night.

But I, for one, have got work to do.

So, if you'll excuse me.

[Soggy Sid whistling]

One, two, three, four, five.

Hello, hello, hello.

You here again? Nothing better to do, eh?

Oh, yes, he's behind me, isn't he?

Come on, there's no one there.

What's that? Oh, yes, there is.

Oh, no, there isn't.

Oh, something tells me you're serious this time.

Oh! Oh, yes, there is!

He is behind me.

It's that horrid boy. That Horrid Henry.

Help!

Help! Horrid boy on the loose!

Help! Help!

-[dials] -Help! Help!

Horrid boy on the loose!

[chattering]

-[sirens] -Yes, yes, of course.

Yes, thank you.

They've got him.

I know he's a horrid boy

but I never thought he was that horrid.

This is going to sound strange

but I’ll quite miss his horrid little face in school tomorrow.

[whistling]

[evil laugh]

And top of the morning to you!

How are we today?

[Henry] Very well, sir. Thank you for asking.

And what, may I ask,

are you doing here?

Well, I'm coming to school. I think I have to, don't I?

You're not in prison, then?

-No, though now you come to mention it... -Yes?

School does feel a bit like prison sometimes.

Can't believe I just said that.

Come back here, you horrid boy!

Alright, then. Tell me how you did it?

Did what, sir?

Escaped.

Escaped from where, sir?

You know what I'm talking about, Henry.

Mr Soggington, a word, please.

Ah, yes, of course, Miss Oddbod.

Stay there.

I think you've taken things a bit far,

don't you, Mr Soggington?

Maybe I have

but he is a very horrid boy.

Indeed he is, Mr Soggington.

But he is not a criminal.

And we don't want to put any ideas into his head.

Yes, Miss Oddbod.

So, I'd be very grateful

if you could take these down, Mr Soggington.

Very good, Miss Oddbod.

Just you wait, Horrid Henry.

Just you wait!

I don't know how he did it.

But did it, he did.

And if he tries it again tonight,

I'm ready for him.

Don't think you can fool me.

[tiptoeing]

You horrid boy!

Gotcha!

Horrid boy.

[chattering]

Silence in court.

Oh, I've always wanted to say that.

[Sid coughs]

Oh, yes, right, well, on with the matter in hand.

-Which is? -Exhibit A, Miss Oddbod.

Well, yes, Mr Soggington.

That does appear to be a piece of Henry's shirt.

[gasps]

And we do know that this evidence...

Exhibit A, Miss Oddbod.

Yes, thank you, Mr Soggington.

And we do know that exhibit A

was found at the scene of a crime.

[gasps]

So, Ted,

do you have anything to say in Henry's defence?

I call Henry's mum as a witness.

[gasps]

[coughs] Hello.

Hello, Peter's mum.

Oh, hello, Ted.

Please, address me as Master Ted from now on.

Oh, yes, of course, Master Ted.

You are the mother of the defendant?

Yes, I am.

Bring over exhibit A.

Do you recognise this?

Well, it looks like a piece of one of Henry's shirts.

[gasps]

Yes, that's definitely Henry's shirt.

[gasps]

And have you noticed

whether any of Henry's shirts

have recently had a piece taken out of them.

Well...

Think very carefully

before you reply, Henry's mum.

No, I can't say I have.

Where does Henry keep his shirts?

In his wardrobe, of course.

Well, actually, on the floor most of the time.

My floordrobe. [laughs]

And it's not possible

that anyone else could have taken

or borrowed one of Henry's shirts?

No, I don't think so.

Unless... Oh, I've just thought of something.

Which is?

Henry's shirts, I got rid of some of them just the other day.

[gasps]

What? You promised me you wouldn't throw any of them away!

I didn't. I gave them away. To charity.

[muttering]

So,

I put it to you that this is what happened.

Henry is asked to clear out

his wardrobe by Mum.

Henry refuses

to clear out his wardrobe.

[gasps]

-Can you move it along a bit? -Certainly.

Mum decides to do what mums do.

And she clears out Henry's old shirts,

gives them to charity and then the burglar...

[gasps]

[phone ringing]

Hello?

[chattering]

It's for you.

Yes? Yes, of course.

Yes.

You mean, there was more than one of them?

Yes, I see. Thank you.

Correction.

Mum gives the shirts to charity.

And then the burglars...

[gasps]

The burglars, who by the way, have just been caught...

[cheering]

...buy Henry's old shirts

and then wear them to raid the bank.

[gasps]

And well, you know the rest of the story.

[cheering]

I rest my case, m'Lord.

Case dismissed.

Thank you, Ted, for an excellent presentation.

Phew! Looked like that was going to be close for a minute.

Yeah. Makes you wonder

what's round the next corner of life, doesn't it?

[chattering]

-Do we get out of here? -Yes.

[Margaret] That's a very good question.

Of course, when you're as close to the person

as I clearly am,

then you'll know all the answers.

So, I'll tell you how it was,

from my point of view.

[both laughing]

I still can't believe it.

My mean, horrible parents are so mean and horrible

they couldn't even write me a note to say I'm busy this weekend.

Yeah, that really is bad luck, Henry.

I couldn't believe it when old Battle-Axe read out my name.

And now I have to go away for the whole weekend

to be in the Brainbox of the Year competition.

Yeah, hard to imagine, isn't it?

Don't you think we can do it, then?

Well, yeah, I'm sure you can do it.

Yeah, I'm sure we can do it, too.

But I still wish I could swap places with someone.

Coming round to mine tonight to watch a movie?

I can't. Mum says I've got to stay in and do extra chores

to pay her back for the broken bin lid.

Broken bin lid?

Yeah, the one that came off when--

Actually, don't tell me, Henry.

[sighs] Yeah, it is a bit of a long story.

They always are, Henry.

Yeah, I know.

Will there ever be a day where you don't get into trouble, Henry?

Will there ever be a day when you aren't rude, Ralph?

One note.

One measly note. That's all I asked for.

One note to say I'm busy this weekend.

What are you doing this weekend?

Oh, no, Henry.

I really am busy this weekend.

There's the Ashton fashion festival and then--

Alright, alright, I know.

Are you really busy this weekend?

Well, no, unless you count all the chores I have to do.

Yeah, I know.

It's not a good enough excuse

but I'm not going to that boring old brainbox competition.

And that's that.

[brake sound]

[bell rings]

All set?

Just got to find my mobile phone.

I've got it.

Ready for our great escape?

Yes, yes, I think so.

They should be on their way by now.

Don't worry.

Peter's gonna have a lovely weekend

being a teenager with Great Aunt Greta.

And Henry's going to have a great time at the Brainbox of the Year competition.

Nooooooo!

I just can't help worrying.

It's the first time we've been away

just the two of us for, well, ages.

Everyone will be fine.

And we're going to have a lovely weekend.

Come on, we'll miss the traffic if we go now.

[Fluffy meowing]

[Fluffy meowing]

[horns honking]

Oh, I was so sure we were going to miss the traffic.

[phone ringing]

-What's that? -Your mobile?

-Oh, yes. -[phone ringing]

[phone rings and beeps]

-Who was it? -No idea.

Probably someone trying to sell me something.

Maybe a new satnav?

Very funny.

[Fluffy meows]

[horns honking]

I can't believe it!

There's just too many people in this country

all trying to go to the same place at the same time.

[message tone]

-Who was that? -No idea.

But I'm not gonna let them disturb our weekend away.

Look, maybe I should drive? Maybe not.

[sighs] I can't believe everyone thinks that pressing their horn

is somewhere going to magically make the traffic disappear.

Why don't you call me,

Groovy Greta?

Erm, because that's not your name, Great Aunt Greta?

Of course it's not.

But I've always wanted to be called

Groovy Greta.

And they say it's never too late

to dream your dreams, don't they?

Uh, yes, I suppose they do.

[horn honking]

What good's that going to do?

I don't know but if everyone else is going to do it,

then I'm jolly well gonna do it, too.

[horn honking]

Yes! Groovy Greta.

That's who I really am.

Oh, right, Great Aunt, I mean,

Groovy Greta. [giggles]

What have you always wanted to be called, Peter?

Oh, I'm quite happy with my name.

Really?

Yes, my name is Peter.

Perfect Peter and it always will be.

Oh, yah, that’s Eric the Unincredible,

and that's Rupert the Ridiculous.

And this is Alan the Alarming.

Selfie, yah?

[cameras click]

Unbelievable.

He's so stupid that he doesn't even realise

that taking a selfie means you take it yourself.

Why bother to take it yourself

when you have someone else to take it for you.

[together] Oh, yah, for you.

[laughs] Two someone elses, to be precise.

He's still stupid.

[laughs] Yeah, too right.

[together] Yeah, too right.

[all laugh]

You're up here in the attic.

You do remember the attic, don't you, Henry?

-[car horn] -[phone vibrating]

Someone please stop.

I dunno.

You'll sleep up here.

What? All of us?

Oh, no, Mama said you can sleep in her room.

Seeing as you're the only girl.

And where's her room?

I'm guessing it's not in the attic?

Oh, yah. I mean, no, it's not.

It's the very large room on the ground floor.

Oh, that's just great, that is.

You make me walk all the way up here

just so I can walk all the way down again.

Well, yah, looks like it.

-Yah, like it. -[all laugh]

Give it a rest, can't you?

You're worse than Susan and that's saying something.

[horn honking]

[Dad snoring]

[funk music]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -[volume increases]

Oh, why is our satnav always broken?

Because we never get it mended?

Very funny. Which way now?

[Mum] Turn left.

No, turn right.

Uh, no, go straight on!

[groans]

Well, at least there's no traffic.

[horn honks]

[Fluffy meows]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-[rooster crows] -[snoring]

[rooster crows]

Wake up. The traffic jams gone.

Huh? Huh?

[horn honks]

Alright, alright. Keep your hair on!

I don't believe it.

We're home!

Uh! Thank goodness.

We're home.

Did you have a lovely weekend away?

You've been away?

Well, yes, sort of. [coughs]

[Dad] How was your weekend?

Pretty good, actually.

-Really, Henry? -Yeah.

We won the cup!

You won the cup? How did that happen?

It's a long story, Dad. I'll tell you later.

Why didn't you call and tell us?

I did try calling you, no one answered.

Oh.

And how was your weekend, honeykins?

Mine was pretty good, too.

Let's do this again!

OK.

Noooooooooooooooo!