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♪ It's not easy being me ♪
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♪ Wash your face and brush your hair ♪
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♪ Nag, nag, nag, it's just not fair ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪
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♪ So down with school! I'm gonna rule! ♪
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♪ And when I'm king, I'll do my thing ♪
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♪ Then my life will be so sweet! ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪
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♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK! ♪
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♪ It's so easy being me ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪
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Good morning,
or should I say good early morning.
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For once I'm up before the worm
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because I have things to do
and people to see.
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Or should that be people to see
and things to do?
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We'll sort that out later because now...
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It's time to wake up, worm!
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You talking to me, Henry?
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Nooooooooo!
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Noooooo!
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Gosh, you can stop yelling, Henry.
[giggles]
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I'm just little old me.
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Well, if you're little old me
then who's in there?
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Oh, that's just Bunny Wunny.
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I thought he needed a lie in,
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so I got up really quietly
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and carefully got dressed in the dark
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and tiptoed my way downstairs and--
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Alright, alright,
I don't need to know all that.
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[squeaks]
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I need you to do something for me.
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No detail is too small, Henry.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means what you want it to mean, Henry.
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Look, worm,
I haven't got time for all this right now.
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Don't call me worm, Henry.
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Alright then, wormy worm
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Deputy Under-Secretary, is that better?
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Nearly. Now, what is it you want me to do?
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I am going to rewrite the rules!
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Which rules?
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The rules of the Purple Hand Gang,
of course.
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Ah, only, you didn't say that.
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Let me get my paperwork.
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[toy squeaks]
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There's a lot of paperwork.
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Indeed there is.
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Let's do it downstairs.
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Why?
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Because there’s a Gross Class Zero
marathon starting about now
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and I can watch it at the same time.
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Are you sure, Henry?
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I don't think multitasking
is one of your strong points.
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Pah! I'm king of the multitaskers, me.
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Introducing King Henry the Horrible!
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King of the multitaskers!
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[Peter sighs]
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[chatting on TV]
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Excuse me, Henry.
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I said, excuse me, Henry.
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-Can't you go round the other way?
-[Peter sighs]
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[Peter sighs]
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What d'you need all those for, anyway?
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If we're going to do this,
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we're going to do it properly.
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[TV turns off]
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Alright then, where do I sign?
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Don't you want to discuss
the rewriting of the rules first?
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Oh, yes.
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Well, I just want to make sure
that old bogey brain
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can never ever be a member. That's all.
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[TV turns on]
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[TV turns off]
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It's not quite as easy as all that.
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Why not?
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Well, because although
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article 12, section four, clause 2.1,
says...
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"No girls allowed"
[doorbell rings]
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Cool! Could be my new Whopper Whoopee
Mega Whoopee Cushion.
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[sighs] This is not an easy job.
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There you go.
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-Copy for you.
-Cool. Thanks.
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[postman whistling]
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-[jangling]
-Bit heavy for a cushion.
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Eh?
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Congratulations, you are now a member
of the Secret Club.
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You what?
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Membership is with immediate effect.
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-Do not pass go...
-[man coughs]
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[camera clicks]
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Peter!
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I'm pretty certain a smiley face
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isn't really a signature.
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And what about this?
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As long as no one sees you with it,
you'll be fine.
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Hey, Henry,
heard you've joined the Secret Club.
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What? Where did you hear that?
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It's all over school.
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"Read all about it,
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Henry joins the Secret Club."
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But it's not true.
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I believe you, Henry,
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but I'm not sure anyone else does.
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Bert, you believe me, don't you?
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I dunno.
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What's the big deal
about joining the Secret Club anyway?
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Ahh, Henry, there you are.
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We've seen the photos, Henry,
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and we just wanted to say,
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well done!
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Oh, er, well...
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We had no idea what the Secret Club is.
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It is a secret after all, Miss Oddbod.
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[laughs] Yes, thank you, Sidmouth.
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And now Margaret’s let us in
on the secret, if you will.
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Oh, yes! Very good, Miss Oddbod,
very good.
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So, Henry,
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what will your next good deed be?
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My next good deed, Miss Oddbod?
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Oh, yes.
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But I didn't--
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Oh, but you did.
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Here you are
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chatting to a little old lady.
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Here you are
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making a sandcastle.
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Oh, and here you are
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doing your homework.
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So, Henry.
Are you going to let us in on the secret?
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What's all this about?
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Oh, hello, Henry.
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Or should I say, Helpful Henry.
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Very funny.
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Since when did the Secret Club
do good deeds?
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Since we rebranded.
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It's all a secret anyway
so no one really knows what we do.
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Except everyone in this school!
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And everyone in Ashton probably by now.
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That's if the press release
goes out on time.
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Why are you doing this?
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Change the rules, Henry.
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No.
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Alright then. Clock's ticking.
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You don't have a watch.
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Clock's still ticking, Henry.
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[Henry sighs]
Alright, I'll talk to my guy.
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That's more like it, Henry.
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And then have your "guy"
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talk to my girl.
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This could take forever.
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Not if you're reasonable, Henry.
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Don't you want your chips?
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Oh, Henry!
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Thanks for giving me your chips,
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Helpful Henry!
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They've been in there for ages.
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She says she'll allow a partial withdrawal
from the Secret Club
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if you allow full access
to the Purple Hand Gang.
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No way! That's not fair.
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She says, "Life's not fair."
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Tell her I'll consider
a membership of one hour
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at a time and day of my choosing.
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Alright.
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She says, "Go whistle."
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Eh? What kind of a response is that?
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A silly one?
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I suggest we agree to access for one day
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but that we close the gap in the fence.
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That way she won't actually
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be able to get into the Purple Hand Gang.
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She'll be a virtual member
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but not a real one.
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Erm, sounds like it could work.
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But what makes you think
she'll say yes?
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Er, just a feeling I have.
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What's going on?
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We've got through the articles
and protocols
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and now we're working on the annexes
and declarations.
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I've got no idea what he's talking about,
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but if it makes me horrid again
that's good enough for me.
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How much did you have to pay her, Henry?
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Oh, just my pocket money
for the next four years.
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But that's like billions of pennies.
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Yeah, I know,
but that's the price of freedom.
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Look at that!
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Horrid Henry is back!
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"Teachers and pupils at Ashton Primary
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confirmed today
that Henry is horrid again.
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As Helpful Henry photos
are shown to be fake news."
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Double detention,
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you horrid boy!
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Certainly, Mr Soggington.
Shall I lead the way?
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[ding]
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[Margaret groaning]
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[Margaret groaning]
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I'll get you, Henry!
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How was your day today, boys?
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Just perfect. Thank you, Mum.
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-Henry?
-Hmm. What?
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Pardon, Henry.
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But I didn't say anything.
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No, I meant... Oh, never mind.
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How was your day today, Henry?
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It was good. I mean, it was OK.
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I didn't get detention. Much.
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Right, let's not unpack that
any further, Henry.
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What are you thinking about, Henry?
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How horrid I could be
if there were two of me.
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Eurgh!
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That's a horrible thing
to think about, Henry.
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No, it's not.
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It would be like having a twin.
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[slopping noise]
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Is this carrot casserole again?
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Yes. And?
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Oh, nothing.
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Mmm. Oh, it's just delicious.
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The finest carrot casserole
I've ever eaten.
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Really, Henry? D'you think so?
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Oh, yes.
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Look, I'm having another mouthful.
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And it's even bigger than the last.
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Have you ever noticed
how many twins we know?
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[swallows] Don't interrupt me.
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I'm on a roll here.
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Mum, can I have a mobile phone?
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Really, honey bundle?
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Who do we know who's a twin, then?
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Well, there's Miss Battle-Axe
and her twin sister,
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and then there's the Hush Hush twins,
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except there's three of them.
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And then there's the two dinner ladies.
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That's a horrible thought.
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And then there's my twin boys, of course,
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because I'm going to have twin boys
when I grow up, aren't I, Mum?
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[laughs] Of course you are, honey bundle.
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Can you believe this?
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How can you possibly know
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you're going to have twins
when you grow up?
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Oh, I just know, don't I, Mum?
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Yes, sweetie honey pie.
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And I can't wait to meet them.
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Mum, can I have a mobile phone now?
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"N-O" spells no, Henry.
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Now, eat your carrot casserole.
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Nooooooooooo!
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It's not fair, if there were two of me,
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then the other me
could eat all the carrot casserole
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and I could eat Whooper Whoopees
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and Golden Garden Gate pizzas
the whole time instead.
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Two "mes" would be quite cool, I reckon.
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Double trouble, eh, Fang?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[Mum] Time to rise and shine, boys!
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[Henry groaning]
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Mum says it's time to wake up, Henry.
You're no...
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Oh. You're not Henry.
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[Fang yawning]
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Yes, I am.
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No, you're not.
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Well, you are him but you're not.
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I'm Henry's double.
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Really?
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He's really got a double.
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Yes, worm, he has. And that's me.
267
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,280
I don't suppose there's any point
268
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in me telling you not to call me worm?
269
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Nope.
270
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,800
Now, what's for breakfast and where is it?
271
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,440
It's downstairs.
272
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,520
Henry usually stays in bed though
273
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,560
till Mum stomps upstairs
and really yells at him.
274
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,880
And even then
he sometimes goes back to sleep
275
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,840
and doesn't get up till midday.
276
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,680
Doesn't he now?
277
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,360
Well, let's see if I can beat that
for horridness.
278
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,640
Woah!
279
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,960
Mum's not going to like him at all.
280
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,800
[Fang] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
281
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,320
[groans] What's going on?
282
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,280
You're never going to believe this, Henry.
283
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
284
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,400
[crockery smashing]
285
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,920
[Mum] Henry, stop that!
286
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,760
-Henry!
-Peter!
287
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,320
[Fang] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
288
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,720
Oh, hello.
289
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,600
Hello. I mean, hello.
290
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,960
You're not supposed to be awake yet.
291
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,840
Well, yes. I mean, no. I mean...
292
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,600
What was that loud crash?
293
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,200
Oh, I just threw
my cereal bowl on the floor
294
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,960
when Mum said I couldn’t have
Tickly Treats for breakfast.
295
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,440
It didn't bounce.
296
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,520
No, it wouldn't.
297
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:44,160
Then I told Mum
that I wasn't doing any chores for a week,
298
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,920
a month, a year!
299
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,880
Then I slammed the kitchen door behind me
300
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,000
and run upstairs as loudly as I could.
301
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,400
Was that horrid enough?
302
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,880
-Well...
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
303
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,040
I think we need to have a chat.
304
00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:00,120
Wait. Henry, it's not fair.
305
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,720
What's not fair?
306
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:05,640
Yeah, what’s not fair, wormy worm,
smelly nappy baby?
307
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,080
How come you get another Henry
308
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,200
and I don't get another Peter?
309
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,240
I don't know, do I?
310
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,440
I've got no more idea of what's going on
than you have.
311
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,560
But you got what you wanted.
312
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,840
You're gonna be twice as horrid and I...
313
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:23,360
We're going to be twice as perfect.
314
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,600
Peter!
315
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,520
Perfect Peter!
316
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,960
That's right.
317
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,960
So perfect they named me twice.
318
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,440
Perfect, Perfect Peter.
319
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,080
At your service, Perfect Peter.
320
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,640
Oops. Got to go!
321
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,720
Come on! I'll show you round.
322
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,360
[giggles]
323
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,480
But you know all about us already.
324
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,840
Look, this isn't being horrid, you know?
325
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,480
Yes, it is. Well, Mum thinks it is
and she should know.
326
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,960
Well, yes, you're right, she does know
327
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,440
but you're not supposed
to be horrid to me.
328
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,560
Well, to yourself.
329
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,400
That's Mr Kill.
We don't throw him on the floor.
330
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,080
Oh, right, thanks.
331
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
332
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,880
-And that's Fang.
-Oops, sorry, Fang.
333
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
334
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,840
[knocking at the door]
335
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,480
[Mum] Henry, are you in there?
336
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,120
Henry!
337
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,120
What are you doing back in your pyjamas?
You'll be late for school!
338
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,520
What? Oh, yes, sorry, Mum.
339
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:32,480
We'll talk about what happened
at breakfast when your father gets home.
340
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,000
Oh, yes, right.
341
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,160
Don't worry. I'll handle your dad.
342
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,480
He won't be so clever
when I've covered his calculator in slime
343
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,920
and dumped his work files in the dustbin.
344
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,880
That horrid enough for you?
345
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,920
Er, yes, but...
346
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,400
Ready for school?
347
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,960
-I am.
-You mean, we are.
348
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,040
Well, I've packed my rucksack
349
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,440
and made my sandwiches and...
350
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:58,360
Hey, wait for me! I'm not dressed yet.
351
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,040
So much for getting a lie in.
352
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,920
Morning, lungweed.
353
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,920
Good morning,
fair lady with the fiery hair
354
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,920
and the even more fiery temper.
355
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,280
You feeling alright today, Peter?
356
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:18,240
Oh, yes! I'm more perfect
357
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,480
than perfect can possibly be.
358
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,520
And I can't wait to show Miss Lovely
359
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,120
that I am more perfect than Perfect Peter
360
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,080
could ever hope to be.
361
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,960
Nice riddle, Peter.
362
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,120
Whereas I am so horrid
363
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,960
you're gonna wish
you never knew the meaning of the word.
364
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,880
What's that supposed to mean?
365
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,880
Meet me at the climbing frame
after school, beetlebonce.
366
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,760
We're going to settle this
once and for all.
367
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,960
Ha! Says who?
368
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,600
Says the most horrid boy in the world.
369
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,960
There you are, Henry.
370
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,880
I've been waiting for you.
371
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,880
Thanks, er, little brother.
Are we going in?
372
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,640
I'm not sure that's such a good idea.
373
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:06,920
Why not?
374
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,920
Because as far as anyone's concerned
375
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,440
we're already at school.
376
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,200
So, what are we going to do then?
377
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,640
Oh, watch a bit of
How Green is Your Garden?
378
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,840
Maybe some Gross Class Zero.
379
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,520
Not the really gross ones, of course.
380
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,560
What's Mum gonna say?
381
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,600
Don't you worry, Henry.
382
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,560
I'll take care of Mum.
383
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,400
[Henry and Margaret groaning]
384
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:43,560
Blerugh! Take that, beetlebonce!
385
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,840
[Margaret groans]
386
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,960
You're the beetlebonce! Take that!
387
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,520
And that!
388
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,200
And don't you ever think
389
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,120
you can take the climbing frame
away from me.
390
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,600
Beetlebonce!
391
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,680
Bogey brain beetlebonce!
392
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,000
[Mum] Time to rise and shine, boys!
393
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,480
[Henry yawning]
394
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
395
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,040
No Henry.
396
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,120
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
397
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,760
Or maybe I should say, one Henry.
398
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
399
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,400
It's us! Just us!
400
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,120
Steady on, worm.
401
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,120
Don't call me worm, Henry.
402
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,160
Alright then, smelly nappy baby.
403
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,640
Maybe it was all a dream, Henry.
404
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:45,000
Maybe it was. Let's hope so.
405
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,920
[Madame Tutu] Zut alors.
406
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,480
Horrible.
407
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:55,240
This is a sad day for Ashton Primary.
408
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,400
-[dinner ladies] Horrible.
-[nose blowing]
409
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,480
[nose blowing]
410
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,680
[Miss Oddbod]
I understand they're calling it
411
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,960
the Battle of the Beetlebonces.
412
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,600
-Zut alors.
-Horrible.
413
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:11,280
We shall never forget this day.
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