Original subtitles

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ Wash your face and brush your hair ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag, it's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

♪ So down with school! I'm gonna rule! ♪

♪ And when I'm king, I'll do my thing ♪

♪ Then my life will be so sweet! ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK! ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

Scrunchie Munchie, is it time for tea?

Cool! [laughs]

-[static] -Hello?

Is anybody there?

This is Munchie Scrunchie Do Da Dee.

There's somebody there.

Hello, Munchie Scrunchie Do Da Dee.

Is it time for tea?

[laughs]

It's so easy.

It's like... It's like... What's the saying I'm looking for?

Like taking candy from a baby?

Oh, yes, that's it!

Like taking candy from a baby.

Guess what, Scrunchie Munchie.

It's never gonna be time for tea,

cos I'm not really real.

[laughs]

Nooooooooo!

[laughs] Come on, let's go see the worm.

There you go, Bunny Wunny.

You can be Munchie Scrunchie and I'll be...

Munchie Scrunchie Do Dah Dee.

[laughs]

[Peter sighs]

Haven't you got anything better to do?

Like what?

Oh, I don't know,

something useful, like playing your air guitar?

I can't. It's got a broken string and I don't know where to get a new one.

The air guitar isn't real, you know.

Yes, it is!

It's as real as Munchie Scrunchie Do Dah Dee.

Or Bunny Wunny.

You leave Bunny Wunny out of this.

Alright.

But you want to be careful what you say into these things.

Why?

You never know who might be listening.

[scoffs] Nobody's going to be listening.

My life's not that interesting.

Your life might not be that interesting, Peter.

But Henry's is.

[Peter] So, Bunny Wunny, what shall we make-believe next?

I reckon it's time to make Henry

believe a thing or two, don't you?

[laughs]

[Henry snoring]

[Peter coughs]

-Lord High Majesty? -Huh?

What is it? What are you doing here?

I'm sorry to wake you, Lord High Majesty,

but I have important news.

What are you talking about?

Important news of the highest order

which can't wait.

You're leaving home?

No.

You're leaving home next week?

No.

Then what is it?

The white puffin has landed.

[Fang grunts]

And this is important because?

Because the white puffin

is one of the rarest birds in the world.

Mmm, yeah, still not feeling it.

And it has chosen our fort

-as a resting place. -Yippee!

Hang on a minute. Did you say our fort?

I did, Lord High Majesty.

Doesn't look much like the rarest bird in the world.

Oh, they're very modest.

They don't like to make a fuss.

Well, it won't mind when we try out our latest raid

on old beetlebonce later today then, will it?

Oh, that won't be happening, Lord High Majesty.

What d'you mean? Everyone's coming round

and Ralph's bringing chocolate doughnuts, too.

It can't happen while the white puffin is here.

Says who?

It's in the Purple Hang Gang rules.

Look, article 22, section ten,

clause three, subsection open brackets, little A, close brackets.

You what? Let me see.

"It is here by agreed that any sighting

of a white puffin within a two mile radius

of the Purple Hang Gang headquarters,

wherever they may be,

shall result in an immediate shutdown of any activity

generating noise or general upset."

Who wrote these rules?

You did. [coughs]

With a little help

from the first deputy leader of the Purple Hang Gang.

AKA, moi.

[sighs] Remind me to rewrite those rules sometime.

Are you coming down to have a closer look?

In a minute. I need some time to think.

Well, you must admit, that it is a magnificent bird.

Shame it's not real.

What?

You didn't think it was real, did you?

The pink puffin is much more common

than the white one, of course.

And in case you're wondering,

no, I did not stuff these myself.

My dad got them for me as a job lot

last time he went to the garden centre.

He knows how much I like pink.

Always knew they'd come in handy one day.

[Peter] I can't believe there are two of them now.

Neither can I.

You know what they say, Henry.

Nope. What do they say?

One is lucky but two is fortunate.

Not for me.

-[doorbell rings] -That'll be Ralph.

Oh. Didn't he get my message?

He got your message

but he said he's coming anyway.

Calling off a raid on the Secret Club

is a big deal, you know.

Having a white puffin, no,

two white puffins on your roof,

is a big deal too, you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm hoping we'll get another one.

Three means good luck for the rest of your life.

Hey, thanks for coming round.

Wouldn't not, Henry.

This is an emergency.

Too right. All those snotbags we made.

All in the fort?

All in the fort.

Well, I reckon, we've got three options.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Number one,

we try to communicate with it.

Them.

We try to communicate with them.

Oh, right.

Number two, we try and scare it...

I mean, them away.

Could work, and number three?

Haven't thought of that one yet.

Can't believe you've got two of them up there.

Three! Another one's arrived.

[Ralph] Alright.

Anyone speak bird language?

[sighs] Well, I've tried tweeting

in 280 different bird languages

and none of them seem to have worked.

Time to try out option number two.

Yep, reckon so.

Me and Ralph are going upstairs to talk strategy.

OK, I've got a couple more options I'm going to try.

Good luck with that, then.

[Peter tweeting]

What does that mean?

It means, there are four and twenty of us

but please don't put us in a pie.

In blackbird.

Oh, that's useful.

It is if you're a blackbird.

OK, time to go.

[laughs]

What fools these mortals be.

Look at him.

Trilling his little heart out to three plastic birds,

with no idea he's just a pawn in my game.

As for these two. I can't quite see what they're up to.

But you can be certain it's something just as foolish.

[Ralph] Come on, you're our secret weapon.

Can't you do better than that?

Let's face it. She's not doing anything.

No, she's not.

[Fang grunting]

[gulps]

Show us what you can do, Fluffy.

But you're meant to get the treat after you've done it not before.

[Fluffy meows]

Alright, alright.

Eurgh. This is going to take forever.

Try another doughnut.

Eh!

Fang! You've eaten all the doughnuts.

I think there's some Tickly Treats downstairs.

[Fluffy burps]

[Fluffy snoring]

-[Fluffy snoring] -[Margaret laughs]

Who's the birdbrain now, Henry?

[Fluffy snoring]

Wonder what they'll come up with next?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hope is the thing with feathers.

Poetry, the language of the soul.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Huh?

You're pink puffins.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Henry! The puffins! They're not real.

Woo-hoo!

This is not how it's meant to end.

Birdbrain, here we come!

I'll get you, Henry!

Greetings, loyal members

of the Purple Hand Gang.

And welcome to another day.

Ah! What a beautiful day.

Birds are singing, flowers are, well, flowering.

-[ding] -And Moody Margaret's away on holiday.

[Margaret] No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

Your mum and dad told my mum and dad

that you were going somewhere hot for two whole weeks.

Two whole weeks!

Can you imagine two whole weeks

without old bogey brain here?

Yeah, well, you don't have to imagine it

cos I'm not, not here.

What do you mean you're not, not here?

Think about it, Henry.

-If I'm not, not here, then I'm... -Here.

I guess.

Oh, no need to guess, Henry.

I'm here.

Well, that's great. For you.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

I'm staying up all night tonight.

Really? And I care because?

I bet you've never stayed up all night.

Yes, I have.

I stay up all night all the time.

Yeah, right. Course you do.

Bye, bogey brain.

See you later, snotagator.

Not if I can help it.

Cool!

I'll have these and these.

And a few of these, too.

Oh, there you are, Henry.

Yep, here I am, though not for long.

Not so fast, Henry.

Those are for tonight.

Oh, well, what about these?

Those are for tonight, too.

Well, can I at least have these Tickly Treats?

No, we might need those.

Well, yeah, sure, we might need them.

But can't we go out to get some more if we do?

We could but we're not going to.

I've got too much to do today.

We could order online?

Don't be horrid, Henry.

You can have some carrot sticks if you like?

I put some in the fridge in case anyone needed them.

No thanks, Mum.

I'll pass on the carrot sticks.

What's happening tonight anyway that we need all this food for?

Your sleepover.

I thought that was the idea that everyone takes something to eat?

Sleepover? What sleepover?

I'm not having a sleepover.

No, you're right.

You're not ever having a sleepover ever again.

Alright, alright.

We only played who's the mummy once.

Well, once was enough.

And if you ever again think that...

piling everything up in the middle of your room

and pretending it's a mountain is a good idea...

well, don't.

Yes, I get the message.

So, if I'm not having a sleepover, then who is?

Margaret, of course.

Nooooooooo!

It's not fair.

Why do I have to go to a stupid sleepover?

-Especially one with a bogey brain. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, maybe you could come with me, Fang?

-That would make it more fun. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No rats.

Fang is not a rat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, he seems to think he is.

[sighs] You know that's just how he talks.

Ha! Rats can't talk.

Neither can hamsters.

Well, this one can.

-Can't you, Fang? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Even if you can only say, "Yeah, yeah, yeah."

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If Henry's going to be out tonight

then can I have a very special tea in my bedroom?

Of course you can, doodle pip.

I'm going to enjoy the peace and quiet

and read my big book at bedtime.

Curled up on my bed like a little chipmunk.

That sounds like fun, bunnykins.

Yeah!

See you later, Charlie chipmunk.

Charlie chipmunk, I like that.

Oh. [laughs]

It wouldn't be so bad if I had someone to go with.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Really? You're gonna come with me?

Cool! We better get going then.

Ready to stay up all night?

See you later, Fang.

Don't miss me too much.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[doorbell rings]

Oh, hello, Henry.

Hello, I'm here for the sleepover.

Oh, yes, come in, Henry.

She's so pleased you were able to join her.

Yeah, well, I didn't have much choice did I?

Ready?

Who knows, we might actually enjoy it.

[knocking]

-[Margaret] Who's that? -It's us.

How many of you are there?

Er, I'm not sure.

Very funny.

I suppose you better come in.

[Peter] Charlie chipmunk is my name,

being a chipmunk is my game.

Hello, I'm Charlie chipmunk.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Peter] And you're Fang.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I see you're all on your own this evening.

[Fang] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Would you like to come join me for a special tea?

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

I'm going to call you,

Fang the Fantastic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Or maybe you'd prefer, Fang the Fearless?

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[Peter] Of course, if you're going to be

Fang the Fabulous,

then you'll needs something fabulous to wear.

No, I can't see anything fabulous here.

Let's see if we can't put together

something really fabulous for you to wear.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Why did you only invite one boy?

Oh, did we invite a boy?

You invited me.

Oh, yes! Henry.

I think of you more as a bogey brain than a boy.

Well, that's funny cos that's how I think of you too.

Well, at least we agree on something.

Can we do something more interesting

-than just arguing, Margaret? -Like what?

Like sing a song?

In a minute, besides, I like arguing.

Specially with a bogey brain.

[yawns] Like, Henry,

you don't always have to argue with her, you know?

What d'you mean?

I mean, like, sometimes there's more to life

-than arguing. -Like what?

Like singing a song.

It's gonna be a long night.

You see, I like being a chipmunk

because when I'm a chipmunk

I feel I can really be myself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And when I can really be myself.

I feel as though I can fly!

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

I don't mean I feel as though I can really fly,

that would be silly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But in my head,

it's as if I can fly.

Fly away to the moon,

the stars and beyond!

[giggles]

That sounds like one of Henry's movies, doesn't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, oh, no.

I'm not singing.

Come on, Henry.

[whispering]

Alright then.

This I have got to see.

Yeah, got to see.

You're a good friend, Fang.

This one is for all boys everywhere.

♪ Girls rule ♪

♪ Girls are cool ♪

♪ So are boys! ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ So are boys! ♪

♪ Boys can play football ♪

♪ So can girls ♪

♪ Boys can wear what they want ♪

♪ Girls can too ♪

♪ Boys can climb trees ♪

Yeah, without skinning their knees?

-♪ Boys ♪ -♪ And girls ♪

♪ Can do the really hard sums ♪

-♪ Girls ♪ -♪ And boys ♪

♪ Love their mums ♪

♪ Boys can do cart wheels, it's no big deal ♪

-♪ Girls are super-duper ♪ -♪ Boys are super-duper ♪

♪ They'll be your best friend ♪

♪ We'll stick by your side till the very end ♪

Well, yeah, sometimes.

Boys?

Well?

♪ Boys can only do one thing at a time ♪

♪ Picking their nose or playing with slime ♪

♪ Boys can pretty much do anything ♪

Ha! You can't brush your hair.

Ha! Like I care!

[Peter] ♪ It's good to have a friend ♪

♪ To share with ♪

♪ It's great to have a friend to play with ♪

♪ But when you're feeling sad ♪

♪ A special friend can make you glad ♪

♪ And that's the kind of friend you stay with ♪

♪ So give a wave and say hello ♪

♪ Smile at someone every day ♪

♪ And if our friends are looking lonely ♪

♪ Ask them if they'd like to play ♪

Told you we were gonna stay up all night!

See I told you we were gonna have fun.

[Peter] ♪ It's great to have a friend to play with ♪

♪ But when you're feeling sad ♪

♪ A special friend can make you glad ♪

♪ And that's the kind of friend you stay with ♪

[Fluffy purring]

[Fluffy yawns]