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♪ It's not easy being me ♪
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♪ Wash your face and brush your hair ♪
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♪ Nag, nag, nag, it's just not fair ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪
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♪ So down with school! I'm gonna rule! ♪
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♪ And when I'm king, I'll do my thing ♪
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♪ Then my life will be so sweet! ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪
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♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK! ♪
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♪ It's so easy being me ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪
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[scuffling]
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[yawns]
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[Peter] Hey!
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I was here first.
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No, you weren't.
I was here first, in spirit.
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-[pop]
-Oi!
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I need to clean my teeth.
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Well, I need to clean my teeth, too.
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I need the toothpaste.
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Yes, worm, and I need the toothpaste, too!
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I need it more than you
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and don't call me worm.
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No, you don't.
My teeth are bigger than yours.
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So is your head.
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What did you say?
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And anyway,
you haven't had your breakfast yet.
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-That's true.
-Eurgh! Ah!
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Eurgh.
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There. All done.
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[sighs]
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Mum!
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Morning, worm.
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Don't be horrid, Henry.
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Morning, Henry.
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Finishing off your homework, honeybun?
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Oh, no, I did all my homework last night.
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I'm doing some extra
"Number Gnomes" colour work.
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[laughs] Well done, Peter.
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Henry!
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Don't be horrid, Henry.
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Yes, don't be horrid, Henry.
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What? I was just getting the cereal.
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Well, you can just get the cereal
more carefully, can't you?
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I suppose.
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Henry!
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Right, that's it, Henry.
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Go and brush your teeth.
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But I've brushed my teeth already.
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Well, go and do something useful then.
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OK.
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I've been meaning to sort out
my Snotslimers for a while.
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I guess now would be a good time to do it.
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[Mum and Dad] Henry!
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[man on TV] You're no match for me,whoever you are!
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Sinus Selfie!
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It’s OK, she’s run out of batteries!
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Hey! I was watching that.
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[Fluffy meows]
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Quiet time now, Henry. You know that.
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No, I don't.
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What's quiet time when it's at home?
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It's when we spend
some quiet time together
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before going up the wooden stairs
to Bedfordshire.
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[sighs] How are we even related?
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Can't I watch TV quietly?
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Gross Class Zero isn't quiet.
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No, it's not.
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Then can I watch something else?
Something educational?
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Something like Go For Your Greens?
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Well, I did read something the other day
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that said that watching TV
isn't really all that bad for you.
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Great!
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It's on channel 247.
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Thanks, worm.
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[presenter] When we think about greenswe not only think about greens
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but yellows and reds and oranges too!
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Riveting stuff.
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[channel change]
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[man on TV] That's the last timeyou'll ever do that.
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Henry!
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Alright, alright. I'll watch it quietly.
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[yawns]
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Henry, you're on my side.
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What d'you mean on your side?
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You're on my side of the sofa.
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No, I'm not. I'm just on the sofa.
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[presenter] And if you're the sortof person who mixes up
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their woggle and their wiggle...
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Mum!
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What is it, plumbdust?
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Plumbdust?
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Henry's on my side of the sofa.
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Henry. Henry!
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Hmm?
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Sorry, Mum. I was thinking about
whether I mix up my woggle and my wiggle.
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What?
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-Mum!
-Sorry, Peter.
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Look, how about we make this
the dividing line?
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There.
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Now you each know
which side of the sofa is yours.
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Thanks, Mum!
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[presenter] So, my advice is,
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if in doubt...
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-Henry?
-Hmm? Oh, yes, thanks, Mum.
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[Fluffy meows]
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[together] Fluffy!
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-Henry!
-She's your cat.
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No, she's not.
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-Is.
-Isn't.
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[Fluffy meows]
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Henry, I'll tell on you.
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Henry!
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Only joking.
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-Henry!
-[Fluffy meows]
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Mum!
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[loud rock playing]
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Turn that music down, Henry!
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[music drowns his speech]
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What did you say?
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[music drowns his speech]
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-[click]
-[music stops]
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I said, "You crossed the line, worm."
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What line? And don't call me worm.
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There's the line and you crossed it.
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[Peter sighs]
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There. Is that better?
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Yeah. And make sure you stay there.
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[Peter grunts]
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Alright, Henry.
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If that's how you want to play it.
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Good morning.
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[knocking]
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Henry!
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Time to wake up!
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You're going to be late for school!
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Oh, er, good morning.
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Good morning, Henry.
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Good morning, worm.
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Not so fast, Henry.
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You're stepping on my side
of the bathroom.
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How am I supposed to go to the toilet.
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Oh, well, I suppose you can't.
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What do you mean, I can't?
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Well, it looks as though it's on my side.
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So you can't.
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My toothbrush is on your side too!
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Oh, yes, looks like it is.
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But... but...
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But what, Henry?
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But how am I gonna get my toothbrush?
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Submit this paperwork in triplicate.
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Who to?
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To the Associate General, that's me,
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who will submit it
to the Grand Master General,
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that's also me,
who will consider your request.
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And how long will that take?
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Three days.
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Three days?
And what about using the toilet?
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You are joking!
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Best you don't see this.
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No, no, no.
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[ding]
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Henry.
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What'd you think you're doing?
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Just looking for the cereal.
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It's already on the table, Henry.
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Thanks. I love these Sweet Tweets.
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So do I.
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[boing]
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Eurgh!
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-Henry!
-Oops. Sorry, Dad.
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Come on, boys. I'll drop you off.
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I dunno what's got into you, Henry.
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[sigh of relief] I'm ready, Mum.
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Come on, Henry.
You can help me find my car keys.
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I ask you, is this fair?
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[Mum] Tea's ready, boys.
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What?
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All's fair in love and war.
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[Henry whistling]
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I don't know what kind of game
you're playing but it looks like fun.
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Like I said, Mum,
it's an experiment for school.
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Where are the chips?
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Oh, I thought we'd be posh tonight
and help ourselves.
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[crunch]
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Three, two, one.
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-My colouring book.
-Yes.
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-It's on your side.
-Yes.
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I don't suppose...
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Nope. You'll need a visa.
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Oh.
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And a letter of recommendation. [ding]
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From who?
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The President
of the United States of America.
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[Mum] Quiet time, boys.
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I love quiet time.
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[TV turns on]
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What are you looking at, worm?
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Step aside, worm.
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[Fluffy meows]
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[TV changes channel]
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[gnome] And Number Gnome Four said
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to Number Gnome Two,
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"Let's share and care
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and be friends forever."
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Nooooooooooo!
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[Henry yawns]
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Oh, morning. How are you today?
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[Margaret] Oi, bogey brains!
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Calling all bogey brains.
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What do you want?
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Oh, there you are.
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I would like to kindly inform you
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that I am intending to undertake
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some improvements to my treehouse.
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OK.
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No idea what that means.
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Apparently, it's a thing.
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Er, OK. Can I go now?
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Don't you want to know how long for?
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And how annoying it's going to be for you?
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Not really.
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Alright, suit yourself.
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OK.
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Oi! I haven't finished.
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I said, "OK!"
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My dad says it's gonna be really dusty
and dirty.
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And it's gonna take you days to clean up.
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You'll probably have to redecorate.
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That's fine.
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Good.
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Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Consider me warned.
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Always a drama.
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[yawns]
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One pancake for my Princess Pearl
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with extra cream.
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Yeah, this is my show, remember?
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Yeah, remember.
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So, as you can see,
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I've gone for the complicated option.
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Well, what did you expect?
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Life's never simple when I'm around
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and that's why I'm the star of this show.
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Yeah, says you.
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Susan, you've got one job to do.
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One job.
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What have you girls got planned for today?
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Oh, a bit of this and a bit of that.
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Designing mainly.
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Oh, what fun.
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You'll need a designer then.
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Reckon we will.
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I know just the person.
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Course I'm having a designer.
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You wouldn't expect little old me
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to do it all myself, would you?
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I need someone to boss around, don't I?
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Yeah, but do you though?
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I don't know what's got into you today,
Susan.
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Cream?
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Yep. And extra choc chips.
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Ahh, there you are.
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I was just going to see what's on
the schedule of horrid for today.
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[ding]
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Ahh, yes, Purple Hand Gang VIM.
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That's "very important meeting",
in case you were wondering.
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I know it seems like
it all just happens naturally
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but true horridness
needs a bit of planning.
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You might be surprised to hear
that I am in fact quite organised.
273
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,360
Not!
274
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,400
Now, where did I put
that six slime slinger?
275
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,480
So, when the Ashton Argus
heard what I was doing,
276
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,000
they rang me
and they said they wanted a photograph
277
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:42,840
because they were probably going to make
me Treehouse Re-Designer of the Year.
278
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,720
And I said, "Probably wasn't good enough.
279
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,320
It was have to be likely and even then,
280
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,240
they've have to tell me
if they were going to do it or not."
281
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:55,160
Yeah, do it or not.
282
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,360
This must be her.
283
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,840
Do you mean me?
284
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,280
I do mean you.
285
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,920
Can I just say
that she doesn't look that difficult.
286
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,040
You what?!
287
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,040
Your mum was telling me that you can be
288
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,560
just a teensy bit difficult sometimes
289
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:17,040
but looking at you
I'm finding it very hard to believe.
290
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,000
Difficult? Moi?
291
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,160
Well, I... Oh, dear.
292
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:26,880
Relax.
293
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,800
I've worked with some of the most
difficult people in the business,
294
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,480
the film business that is,
295
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,040
and trust me, designing is a doddle.
296
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,880
Really? And you are?
297
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,960
Moonage Makeovers. At your service.
298
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,800
Making your daydreams come true.
299
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,720
Yeah, right.
Let's get on with it then, shall we?
300
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,240
Your wish is my command, lovely lady.
301
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,640
Susan!
302
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,040
[slurping]
303
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,960
I love mornings like this.
304
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,640
I can eat as many bowls of cereal
as I like
305
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,840
and there's no one to tell me I can't.
306
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,840
Henry!
307
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,720
That packet was only opened this morning!
308
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,880
Huh! Spoke too soon.
309
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:24,240
Aren't you supposed to be organising
the Purple Hand Gang VIM?
310
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,360
Well, yes,
I've left messages for everyone.
311
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,200
Huh. Right.
312
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:35,280
I was thinking I'd just go
and start to prepare the fort.
313
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,080
I'll be right out.
314
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,920
This is not a magic mirror.
315
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,240
Yes, it is. It says here on the label.
316
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:50,160
"Magic mirror, by appointment
to Snow White's stepmother."
317
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,480
Well, it's not working then.
318
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,160
Yeah, not working.
319
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,760
Might I suggest...
320
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,080
Might you suggest what?
321
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:02,520
Might I suggest that we move on
to another unique design feature.
322
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,840
Come back to the mirror
when we've had a nice cup of tea
323
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,360
and a bit of a wash and brush up.
324
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:09,480
Alright then.
Let's talk about the swimming pool.
325
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,960
A swimming pool?
326
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,400
In a treehouse? Is that even a thing?
327
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,160
Yes, of course, it's a thing.
328
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,840
Oh, OK.
329
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,600
Look, Mr Moonage Daydream,
330
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,680
everything is a thing
331
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,040
and we're going to do everything.
332
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:27,080
Yeah, everything.
333
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,360
-D'you know what?
-Do I know what, what?
334
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:30,840
OK.
335
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,920
-OK.
-Yeah, OK.
336
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,400
[drilling and hammering]
337
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,720
Looks like old bogey brain's
338
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,920
home improvement has started.
339
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,360
Ah, Lord High Majesty,
340
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,240
bad news I'm afraid.
341
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,800
Tell me in the meeting.
342
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,680
That's what I'm trying to tell you,
Lord High Majesty.
343
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,080
There is no meeting.
344
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,600
Well, I can see that. Where is everyone?
345
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,040
They're not here.
346
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,640
Well, if they're not here, where are they?
347
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,400
They're over there, Lord High Majesty.
348
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,120
What are they doing over there?
349
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,480
Peter? Peter!
350
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,760
So, that's it then.
351
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,280
The dumbbell goes on top of the farts can,
352
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,040
which goes on top of the swimming pool,
353
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,920
which goes on top of the funfair.
354
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,720
Yeah! Don't forget the funfair.
355
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,000
Then the burger van.
356
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,480
Very important that burger van.
357
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,640
Followed by the top secret floor.
358
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,440
Always fancied myself
as a bit of an FBI agent.
359
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,160
Anything else?
360
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,520
Go-kart track?
361
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,160
Sports stadium? Concert hall?
362
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,280
Oh, yes. All of the above.
363
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,520
Yeah, all of the above.
364
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,000
Anything else?
365
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,240
Erm, could we have a dolphinarium?
366
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,360
I just find they're so relaxing.
367
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,560
[crying]
368
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:04,960
Done.
369
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,920
I feel the wand of history
passing over me.
370
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,520
Me too.
371
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,480
Come on, you lot. What's wrong with you?
372
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,920
-Oh, yes.
-[all] Yes, yes.
373
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,320
-I dunno.
-[knocking]
374
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,360
Yes?
375
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,000
What do you want?
376
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,720
What's going on?
377
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,000
Erm.
378
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,960
And what's that?
379
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:33,960
[Margaret] That, Henry,
is history in the making.
380
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,440
Yeah, right.
381
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,880
And you lot?
Are you all making history too?
382
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,360
I'm looking for Peter.
Have you seen him anywhere?
383
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,120
Et tu, Peter.
384
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,080
I'm sorry, Henry.
385
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,560
She said I could have
my own Santa's grotto
386
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,560
on the 21st floor.
387
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,520
Did she now?
388
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,000
Yeah, I did.
389
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,520
And guess what, Henry?
390
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,400
There's a floor for you too.
391
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,160
I don't think so, Margaret.
392
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,480
Who's with me?
393
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,280
What are you doing here?
394
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,960
I've resigned.
395
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,360
[Margaret yelling]
396
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,360
I'll get you, Mr Makeover Daydream,
397
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,440
whatever you call yourself!
398
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,880
What's wrong with old bogey brain?
399
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,680
Oh, the wand of history passed over her.
400
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,880
Eh?
401
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,960
Planning permission denied.
402
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,320
That meant she couldn't go ahead
with the work.
403
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,640
Someone told the council about her plans.
404
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,760
Oh, right. And that someone was you?
405
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,840
Actually, it wasn't.
406
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,640
Oh, I wonder who it could have been then.
407
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,960
I have an idea but I'm not telling.
408
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,520
You know, you could do something
with this place.
409
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,880
Yeah. I quite like it as it is.
410
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,400
I'm feeling a castle
with turrets and flags.
411
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,400
Oh, no, thank you.
412
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,760
You sure about that, Henry?
413
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,240
Yep, I'm sure.
414
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,560
My fort should stay just the way it is.
415
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,840
Don't you agree? [laughs]
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