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♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ Wash your face and brush your hair ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag, it's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

♪ So down with school! I'm gonna rule! ♪

♪ And when I'm king, I'll do my thing ♪

♪ Then my life will be so sweet! ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK! ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

[fart sound]

You're gonna have to start getting here a bit earlier, Henry.

-Why? -Cos when you're late,

I don't have time to surprise you properly.

You do realise that if I'm expecting it,

it's not a surprise?

Yeah, but who's to say

that I'm not double bluffing?

What do you mean?

Who's to say that one day

I won't really surprise you?

Ha, that'll never happen.

I'm unsurprisable, me.

Do you reckon?

I know.

[air horn]

-[Ralph] Hey, Henry. -Ralph?

-[fart sound] -[Ralph] Over here, Henry.

Ralph?

Ralph, is that you?

Nooooooooooo!

Wait, Henry, it's me.

No, it's not.

You're a machine.

Ralph's not a machine.

No, really, Henry, it is me.

Prove it then.

Alright.

[makes farting sounds]

Alright, I believe you.

Only you can fart the alphabet.

Surprised, Henry?

You bet I am.

How're you doing that?

Oh, it's easy. Well,

it's easy when you've got the MVWX 5000 phone,

which I have.

But, where's Ralph? I mean,

where are you, really?

At home.

See, I don't even have to come into school.

It's all remotely operated.

That is so cool.

Come on, don't wanna be late, do we?

But don't you think the teachers will notice it's not you?

Let's see, shall we?

Lovely boys.

Have a lovely day.

So,

can anyone tell me

why we don't go backwards

when we go forwards?

Because we don't go sideways.

Please, Ralph, I'd like to see your hand up

before you call out in class.

Sorry, Miss Battle-Axe.

But I was also wondering...

Are you feeling alright today, Ralph?

You look a bit pale.

Oh, yes, Miss Battle-Axe.

Just got a bit of a... [coughs] ...cough, that's all.

I see. Well, what was it you were wondering, Ralph?

I was wondering

if we might be able to go backwards

at the same time as going forwards.

Och, I see.

-Well... -[bell rings]

[spinning, children cheering]

Phew, saved by the bell.

Some of them are so grown-up, nowadays.

You're so cool.

Thank you, Henry. I think I've gotta go now, though.

Why?

I've gotta recharge the batteries.

See ya later, snootergator.

Later, Henry.

Wonder if Mum and Dad would get me one for Christmas?

If I ask nicely and I'm really, really good.

That's not gonna happen, is it?

But it would be cool.

[Henry] Mornings would be great.

[alarm clock rings]

[whirring]

Uh!

Uh!

Uh!

Uh!

Uh!

[yawns]

[Henry] I'd always be one step ahead of everyone else.

[fart sound]

[Henry] Well, one step ahead of the teachers, at least.

Lessons need never be boring again.

Cos I'll be at home in bed, reading my "Gross Class Zero" comics.

And as for detention...

I'd never have to do it again.

[laser buzzing]

Yeah, well, that's never gonna happen.

Well, we certainly have the technology to make it happen.

Yeah, I just don't have the parents, unfortunately.

Where are you off to, anyway?

[knocks on door]

-[Gordon] Who's there? -[Brian] It's me.

[Gordon] OK.

Come in.

-Is this it? -Yes, that's it.

Looks pretty impressive.

Really? Looks like a box of wires

and one of those things you put your cooked peas in to me.

A colander, yes.

That's precisely what it is.

See?

We're using this as our prototype,

until we have sufficient funds

to move forward to phase two.

What does that mean?

It means, we're collecting money, so we can do more work on it.

No good asking me for money.

What are you making anyway?

It's a new type of learning machine.

Oh, how does it work?

If you'll excuse me,

I've got to go and look at Miss Oddbod's computer

It keeps resetting itself

and she can never remember her password.

Oh, it's... [whispers]

Not anymore it's not.

Hang on,

you know Miss Oddbod's password?

Seemingly, I don't.

But you used to know it?

Sorry I'm late, guys.

What are you doing here?

Finding out about your learning machine.

You were going to tell me how it works.

Why don't you try it, Henry?

Don't mind if I do.

That goes on your head.

Oh, right.

The other way round.

Oh, right.

You might want to sit down for this.

Now,

-close your eyes. -Why?

Just close your eyes, Henry,

otherwise you'll never know.

Alright. Wait,

this isn't a trick, is it?

Alright then, impress me.

When you feel a tap, on your head,

you are going to see the pictures that I describe.

OK.

Welcome to the Triple Tri Dingle Learning Machine.

A learning experience like no other.

[Ted] The Triple Tri Dingle Learning Machine has the ability...

to make learning faster, quicker and speedier.

So, it becomes something you will want to do,

every single day.

Just ten minutes will be enough for you to learn

as much as you would learn in a whole day.

-[slap] -[Ted] Leaving you free to do

all those other things you love to do at school.

That's pretty cool.

And just think what that means for detention, Henry.

Oh, yes.

That means that detention--

Would be over before it even started.

Reckon I'd invest in your machine if I did have money.

I can lend you some money, Henry, if you like.

Really, worm? I mean, Peter.

Really, Henry.

How much would you like to give?

Actually, I've got a better idea.

Can you believe it?

They let me try it out for real. For free.

There's even a speed-up dial for if I want the lesson to go faster.

Though I reckon ten times as fast

should be enough for old Battle-Axe.

What did you say, Henry?

I reckon we should speed things up a bit, don't you?

I'm waiting, Henry.

So am I, Miss Battle-Axe.

What did you say, Henry?

Is this thing actually working?

Turns out, the dial wasn't working.

Gordon said it was just bad luck,

and even more bad luck that I got a triple detention.

Which seems to be going slower than usual.

Hey, Ralph.

Hey, Henry.

What are you doing here?

Reckoned I could share your detention time.

Really, how?

I persuaded old Battle-Axe to cut it in half

-cos there are two of us. -You did?

How does that work, then?

Maths really isn't your strong point, is it?

Nope, but I'm getting better at it.

And one day, maybe I'll surprise you.

Yeah, maybe one day you will.

Hey, where's your drone?

Had to send it back for a refund.

My mum made it a hot chocolate with marshmallows

and the drone got confused, and poured it all over its head.

It stopped working after that.

Not surprised.

Bit of a sticky situation, that.

[both laugh]

So, where have you got to?

Well, I reckon, if we put a snotbag there

and a snotbag there...

[drone makes glitching noise]

Yep, you guessed it.

I'm doing Mischievous Mike's paper round today

to get out of doing my weekend chores.

Mum wasn't too happy about it,

though I said she should be,

cos she's always going on about me getting some fresh air.

What is it with grown-ups and fresh air?

Not like there isn't fresh air inside the house, is it?

[Hoppy barks]

Grown-ups are weird.

See what I mean? Weird.

[barks]

Oi, clear off, you horrid boy.

I've got your paper delivery.

Oh, yeah. [whistles]

[boing]

Good boy, Hoppy.

Reckon I should've got danger money for that.

That's strange. Not like Mischievous Mike to be late.

Can't stop. I'm on the trail of a Supramonzian.

What's a Supramonzian?

Later, Henry.

It went thataway.

Where is it?

It went thataway.

A thank you would be nice.

[woman speaking on TV]

Henry, I'm trying to watch my TV programme.

And I'm trying to ask you a very important question.

Alright. What is it, Henry?

I need a mobile phone.

Oh, Henry.

We've been through this a thousand times.

You do not need a mobile phone.

How do you know?

How do I know? Because I do.

But--

"N-O" spells...

Nooooooooooo!

Morning, sir.

Morning, young man.

Er, I mean, you horrid boy.

There's one over there.

You're not a Supramonzian.

No, I'm not a supra whatever it is

you're talking about.

There's another one, up there.

[Vicky growls]

[continues to growl]

What is going on?

Ralph!

-Hello, Henry. -Hi, Brian.

I thought I saw Ralph coming in here.

-He did. -Well, where is he then?

He left.

They're all looking for Supramonzians.

They're all over the place.

I can't see anything.

That's because you're looking with your eyes.

Well, what else am I going to look with?

Your phone.

But I don't have a phone, remember.

My mean, horrible parents--

Oh, yes. I forgot.

That's a Supramonzian.

So, everyone can see that on their phones,

but I can't.

Yes, I'm surprised you haven't heard of them.

Well, I haven't got a phone, have I?

Oh, no. I forgot.

What's that?

That's all the money they're making.

What? You mean

people will pay to see something that's not really there?

Too right they will.

[bell ringing]

-[thunder] -Eureka!

That's it!

I'm busy.

I know, but could you do one simple thing for me.

-What's that? -Send a text to everyone for me.

Everyone?

Yeah, well, everyone in Ashton.

And what do you want to say to them?

Tell them...

Tell them there's a new game in town, and it's called...

Bunny.

Run that by me one more time, Henry.

I wait in the vegetable patch

and when you call me, I jump out.

And then you're going to give me millions of pennies?

Well, yeah, that's roughly how it's going to work.

Ooh, can I do my Funny Bunny Hop

when I jump out?

[sighs] Yes, you can do your Funny Bunny Hop

when you jump out.

Ooh, goodie! Hee-hee!

Cos I always like to know my character's motivation.

Yes, yes, OK. Just get in the vegetable patch, will you?

So, what do you think?

What do I think, what?

About my character's motivation.

[sighs] I don't know, do I?

Well...

I'm going to need a motivation.

Otherwise, this is going to be

very hard to do.

Look, just get into the vegetable patch

and we'll discuss your motivation then.

Alright. I was thinking

that it's probably something that happens

when Bunny was very, very little.

That's perfect, Peter.

Ooh, do you think so?

I can work up a bit more of a back story, if you want me to.

That won't be necessary.

Now, just stay in there quietly, until I call you.

Alright.

Who knew getting rich quick was such hard work?

Whatcha doing, Henry?

Nothing.

Why're you talking to the vegetable patch, then?

Like I said, it's nothing.

I know nothing when I see it

and that's not nothing.

You're up to something, Henry.

So what if I am?

It's none of your business.

Your business is always my business, Henry.

-Says you. -Yeah, says me.

And if I want to make it my business,

then I will.

That doesn't make sense.

Oh, it will, Henry.

It will.

Peter?

-Yes, Henry? -You ready to make a million?

Yes, Henry. Are you sure I don't have to do anything

except my Funny Bunny Hop?

Yep. That's all you have to do, Funny Bunny.

Funny Bunny Hop. Funny Bunny Hop.

Funny Bunny Hop till you drop, drop, drop.

-[laughs] -Yes, alright that's enough. Off you go.

Funny Bunny Hop. Funny Bunny Hop.

-Funny Bunny Hop... -"So, Henry,

how did you make your first million?"

"Well, I got my wormy worm little brother to dress up as a bunny

and do the Funny Bunny Hop."

As usual, if you've got any idea

of what's going on in the head of that snotbrain,

then you're a cleverer person than I am.

And let's face it, that's not likely.

But I do know,

there's a bunny on the loose.

-And we can't be having that, can we? -[phone ringing]

Hello? Hello? [sighs]

Yes, I'll hold.

[doorbell rings]

Yes?

We've had a report of an escaped animal.

This way.

Can you give me a description of what you saw?

Oh, it was horrible.

Red in tooth and claw, I'd say.

I wouldn't want to be going in there, that's for sure.

Er, right.

Good luck.

Thank you.

[howls]

[boing]

[growls]

Henry, why is there someone with a net

climbing all over my vegetable garden?

-What? Where? -There, look.

Now, they've gone behind the sweet peas.

Maybe I should go and see what's going on.

No, it's OK. I'll go.

They're a bit early, but hey,

you pay, you play.

[whispers] Peter? Peter?

[Henry] Eat her, eat her!

Peter? Peter?

[Henry] Eat her, eat her!

-Eat her! -[rustling]

[stampeding]

My public!

[boing] Eek!

[trampling]

Uh-oh.

[giggles] So, as you can see,

I'm playing the part of Bunny.

A very funny bunny.

Oh, yes.

A very funny bunny. [giggles]

[roars and giggles]

-And the play is called? -"Funny Bunny's Hop".

And this came about because?

Well, it's a very long story.

But really, none of it would've been possible

without my big brother.

And what's his name?

Oh, that's not important.

All that matters is

the Funny Bunny Hop! [boing] [giggles]

-[boing] -[audience] Funny Bunny Hop!

[audience] Funny Bunny Hop! Funny Bunny Hop!

till you drop, drop, drop!

[laughs]

I can see someone who's not joining in.

Come on, Henry, you know the words.

Funny Bunny Hop!

Funny Bunny Hop!

Funny Bunny Hop till you drop, drop, drop!

Next time I say I have a brilliant idea

for getting rich quick, remind me of this moment,

will you?