Original subtitles

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ Wash your face and brush your hair ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag, it's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

♪ So down with school! I'm gonna rule! ♪

♪ And when I'm king, I'll do my thing ♪

♪ Then my life will be so sweet! ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK! ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

Hey, Henry!

Hi, worm.

Got anything nice planned for this weekend?

Nope. Why are you asking?

Oh...just because.

Miss Lovely said we had to be extra specially polite this weekend.

She says it's a way of paying forward.

What's that when it's at home?

It's a way of spreading kindness and goodness and happiness

throughout the world by simply being who you are.

Yeah, right!

Miss Lovely gave us all one of these so we could remember the sweetness of giving.

And you think I'd be interested because?

Oh, come on, Henry, even you're not that horrid.

Wanna bet?

Henry! Come back!

I know it's horrid, but I just couldn't resist.

It's OK, I'm gonna give it back to him. [chuckles]

Noooooooo!

Noooooo!

[slurps and burps]

How dare you! How dare you eat all my candy floss

and then lick your lips and burp as if you hadn't done anything at all!

Horrid boys.

Ooh!

[giggles] Serves you right, Henry.

Thanks.

[owl hoots]

-Peter? -Go away, Henry!

-Are you awake? -No.

-I want to talk to you. -Well, I'm not talking to you, Henry.

-Yes, you are. You're talking to me now. -No, I'm not.

-Look, it wasn't my fault. -I don't care.

-I was going to give it back to you. -I still don't care.

But I didn't know... What do you mean, you don't care?

-I don't care, Henry. -But...

Don't you see? All I was trying to do is pay it forward

and all you can ever do is pay it backward.

-That's not true. I-- -I'm not listening!

[to the tune of "Frère Jacques"] ♪ La, la, la-la, la, la, la-la ♪

And close the door behind you.

Ready for another day of mayhem and mischief?

[laughs] You bet!

Who knows where the time goes?

Not up my sleeve and that's for sure.

We could say excuse me?

-Yep, but you'll have to do it. -Why me?

-Cos I'm horrid. -Yes, and I'm rude.

[Peter] Excuse me.

Yes, I'm talking to you.

That means out of the way.

Peter?

And then it's mop, mop, mop till your arm drops off!

Excuse me, Mr Soggington!

You horrid...

I said, excuse me, Mr Soggington!

Oh, erm, sorry, Peter, I didn't see you there.

[gasps]

Come back, you horrid boys!

You going to tell me what that was all about?

-I'm turning myself in. -I can see that.

Ever since...what happened yesterday happened...

Oh! I've said I'm sorry.

No, you haven't.

But that's not the point.

Ever since it happened I've been asking myself one question.

-Oh, yeah? What's that then? -What if I'm not perfect?

What if I'm the horrid guy?

Oh, Henry.

An incident with Mr Soggington, I hear.

[sighs] It's me you want to see, Miss Oddbod.

Heard Peter got himself a detention.

Yeah. I reckon he did.

That was something.

Yep, it was.

-Why would he do that? -I dunno.

All credit to him. He must have been very angry about something.

Er, yes, he must.

Reckon he's trying to get himself a reputation.

What do you mean?

Reckon he's going to end up more horrid than his big brother.

Huh, that'll never happen!

You're not called Perfect Peter for nothing.

We could find him another name.

I need a new name.

How about Impertinent Peter?

Mmm? That could work.

Thank you, Brian.

Impertinent Peter. How d'you fancy living with that, Henry?

From now on, I'm in charge.

I say what goes down and what goes up.

And what goes sideways.

We'll start with detention.

Oh, er, certainly, Peter. How about a double detention?

Is that all you've got?

Triple detention.

[yawns]

Octuple detention, Peter.

If you know what "octuple" means.

I know what octuple means and I'll take it!

Mwah, ha-ha-ha-ha!

No one's going to be interested in you any more, Henry.

It'll all be about Impertinent Peter.

Mwah, ha-ha-ha-ha!

I ask for extra homework and never do any.

I've been late more times than anyone can remember

and now I've smashed the detention limit.

How does it feel to have all your records broken, wormlet?

-You talking to me? -Yes!

I'm talking to you, Horrid Henry.

Or should I say Not So Horrid Henry?

Mwah, ha-ha-ha-ha!

Got to go!

This is for you, Peter.

It contains a packet of chocolate biscuits,

a bag of Super Sticky Twizzlers and a tin cup.

Plus two pairs of gardening gloves.

And a change of underwear.

A one-person tent.

Complete with a small mallet and spare tent pegs.

A waterproof jacket and trousers.

A head-torch and three pairs of gloves.

-Plus a watering can. -A watering can?!

Just in case.

You're not going to need all those things, you know.

As long as I'm going to detention I might as well do it properly.

You're going to need something else too.

What's that?

We were very thorough in our preparations.

Yes, I know you were. But he needs knowledge too.

Knowledge? He's got lots of knowledge already.

-Yes, he knows loads of things. -Loads more than you do.

Yeah, I know that. But this is a different kind of knowing.

This is insider knowledge.

The kind of thing you can only know if you've had detention many times over.

Ooh!

Look, just remember...

don't sit in the middle of the front row,

cos that way Soggy Sid can see everything you're doing.

Don't sit in the back row, cos he'll watch you even closer.

And don't sit in the seat back left in the third row cos it gets too much sun.

Oh, and don't sit in the fourth chair in the second row

cos one of the legs is shorter than the other.

And whatever you do, don't look at the clock.

[school bell rings]

What are you doing in here?

-I belong here, Peter. You don't. -But...

See you later, snootergator.

Yay!

-You're back! -Yes.

-That was quick. -Yes.

What was it like?

It felt strangely good.

[giggles]

But nothing tastes as good as perfect.

Come on! We don't want to be late.

[excited chatter]

Hello, Mr Soggington.

Ah, Henry. It's not meant to be you, is it?

It's always meant to be me, Mr Soggington.

Alright then, you horrid boy.

You are aware that this is a... ahem, a octuple detention?

Octuple? What exactly does that mean, sir?

I've no idea.

What does it mean?

"Octuple. Having eight parts."

An octuple detention is therefore eight times as long as the average detention.

Cooee!

Nooooooo!

[birds twitter]

[snoring]

[Margaret singing] ♪ Secret Club is the best ♪

-[gasps] -♪ Secret club rules the nest ♪

♪ S-E-C-R-E-T Club! ♪

♪ Yeah! Ssh! It's a secret. No need to shout! ♪

♪ Secrets are what it's all about ♪

-Right, that's it! -♪ Secret Club, what do we do? ♪

♪ It's secret, not telling you! Dunga, dunga, dunga-din ♪

♪ Without the password you can't come in ♪

♪ Only for girls who don't like boys ♪

♪ Unless you've got some really good toys ♪

-Henry, whatever is going on? -♪ Secret Club is the best ♪

♪ Secret Club rules the nest ♪

-♪ S-E-C-R-E-T Club! ♪ -Take this, Secret Club!

[Henry singing] ♪ Purple Hand Gang is the best ♪

♪ Purple Hand Gang beats the rest ♪

Oh! I'll get you, Henry!

[burps] Oops!

Pardon me for being so rude.

-[laughter] -[Graham burps]

It was not me.

Cool!

[burps]

-I dunno. -[laughter]

Buuurrrrrpppp!

[giggles] It was my food.

[laughter]

[Miss Oddbod] Henry!

Yes, Miss Oddbod.

-Detention, Henry! -But, Miss Oddbod!

No buts, Henry. Detention now!

Noooooooo!

So, I said to her, "If you don't go there now

-then you're never gonna go there." -Yeah, never gonna go there.

And then she said to me, "I'm never gonna go there ever, so I suppose that means

-I'm never gonna go there." -Yeah, never gonna go there.

-And I said, "Yeah." -Yeah.

So, let me get this straight, Ralph. You burped, Henry got the detention?

Yep, that's just about what happened.

Cool!

Well, not so cool for Henry, but cool.

Heard it was the longest burp ever.

Yeah, it was!

No idea where it came from.

Thought your game was farting, not burping.

-Yeah, so did I. -Maybe you're good at both.

Yeah, maybe I am.

I still feel bad for Henry though.

Yeah, I can see that.

Well, gotta go and practise a few more flip flap flops before the bell.

-Don't you mean flip flaps? -Nope, I mean flip flap flops.

My version of a flip flap.

So, then I said... Er, back in a minute.

Yeah, back in a minute. You what, Margaret?

That should have been your detention, Ralph.

Yeah, I know. I feel bad about it.

You feel bad about it?

Yeah. I should have said something to Miss Oddbod but it happened so quickly.

Yeah. Cos then Henry wouldn't have got all the glory.

What do you mean?

Well, think about it, Ralph.

It's always about Henry, isn't it?

It's always Henry who gets the attention.

Henry who gets the detention.

Henry who gets the... Oh, you know what I'm talking about.

No, I'm not sure I do.

Look, Ralph, have you ever thought what life would be like if you were in charge?

-In charge of what? -In charge of your life, of course.

-Oh. No, I suppose I haven't. -Haven't what?

Haven't ever thought what life would be like if I was in charge of it.

-Isn't that what you said? -Just checking.

Well, now you can be.

Can be what?

Oh! In charge of your life, of course!

OK, cool!

How do I do that then?

[Graham] Hi, Henry!

See me later to find out.

-So, where was I? -Yeah, where was I?

Well, if you don't know then I don't know, do I?

-Yeah, I don't know, do I? -[Margaret] Oh!

-Hey, Ralph. -Hey, Henry

How was detention?

Oh, you know, the usual. Not bad, not good, just detention.

-I... -It's OK, Ralph.

-I can deal with detention. -Oh.

OK.

What did old bogey brain want?

Oh, nothing really.

That figures.

Purple Hand Gang rules!

Purple Hand Gang rules!

I dunno.

Hey, Ralph, wait up!

You're not the only show in town, you know.

-What was that all about? -I dunno.

[knocking]

Enter!

Hello, Ralph.

Ready to take control of your life?

Reckon I am.

[snoring]

[Margaret singing] ♪ Purple Hand Gang, I profess ♪

-Eh? -♪ They're no better than the rest ♪

♪ P-U-R-P-L-E, ha! What's that?

-♪ Purple Hand Gang is the worst ♪ -I wonder what's going on?

-♪ Secret Club they got here first ♪ -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

♪ Who says the Purple Hand rules? They are just a bunch of fools! ♪

I thought this would be a good red.

That's not red, that's pink.

Well, what's a colour tone between friends?

Yeah, I suppose you're right.

And I thought this would be a good design.

-What is it? -It's the official flag

of the Red Roof Gang.

-Red Roof Gang? -Yeah.

Wow!

Yeah, well, you said you wanted your own gang.

Well... Yeah, I suppose I sort of did.

-But... -No buts, Ralph.

You've got to be a leader now. You're in charge.

But who am I in charge of?

Well, yourself, me...sometimes.

Susan...sometimes.

Yeah, sometimes.

Oh, sorry, Susan, I didn't see you there.

Ha! Story of her life.

See, I'm not really sure--

Yes, you are sure, Ralph.

You've never been so sure of anything in your life.

Well, I guess. Remind me what I'm sure of again.

That's a Snotslimer!

Yep.

Where did you get that from?

I made it.

Yeah, I made it.

Anyway, I thought we could have a go at making a Fartslimer.

A Fartslimer?

Er, is that a good idea?

Yes, it was your idea, Ralph.

Was it?

Of course it was.

Susan! Hurry up with that Fartslimer! We're expecting visitors.

What took you so long?

Why don't you use the front door like everyone else?

Oh, er, right.

Welcome to the Red Roof Gang, Henry.

What's the Red Roof Gang when it's at home?

Just the coolest new gang ever!

Really?

That's funny, cos the Purple Hand Gang is the coolest gang ever!

Ha! Says who?

Me and everyone else.

Not everyone, Henry.

Ralph?!

Meet the leader of the Red Roof Gang.

Hello, Henry.

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Do you want to be here, Ralph?

Then let's get out of here.

Not so fast, slugsnots!

What's that?

It's a Fartslimer.

Yeah, a Fartslimer.

Funny, it looks like a Snotslimer.

It's a Fartslimer.

[sniffing] Phoar! You're not kidding!

Fang!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yuk! Ugh!

Uuugh!

Ugh, that stinks!

That roof.

It's not red, it's pink.

-Yeah. That's what I thought. -Why didn't you tell her then?

I dunno.

It's hard to tell Margaret things sometimes.

Yeah, I know it is.

I tried to tell her I wasn't ready to have my own gang just yet.

But she didn't listen?

No, she didn't and I reckon it wasn't about me anyway.

-It was all about her. -Yeah, usually is.

And you.

Isn't!

-Is! -Isn't! Isn't! Isn't!

Is! Is! Is!

[laughter]

A Fartslimer? Now what's that all about?

No idea, though apparently I invented it.

[Henry laughs]

Why are you laughing? I could have done.

Yeah, right! And I'm a member of the Red Roof Gang!

[laughter]