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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:06,120 ♪ It's not easy being me ♪ 2 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,960 ♪ Wash your face and brush your hair ♪ 3 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,840 ♪ Nag, nag, nag, it's just not fair ♪ 4 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:14,440 ♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪ 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:18,240 ♪ So down with school! I'm gonna rule! ♪ 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,960 ♪ And when I'm king, I'll do my thing ♪ 7 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,800 ♪ Then my life will be so sweet! ♪ 8 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:27,000 ♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪ 9 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:30,040 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪ 10 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:33,080 ♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK! ♪ 11 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:35,680 ♪ It's so easy being me ♪ 12 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,360 ♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪ 13 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,600 Morning! 14 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,840 Hope your day's started off as good as mine has. 15 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,320 Mum's out at her "I'm A Lady" meeting 16 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,920 and Dad's gone to get the shopping, so there's plenty of space 17 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,680 -for me to practise my wheelies. -[cat] Miaow! 18 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,360 Let's see what's going on. 19 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,600 Come on now, Fluffy. 20 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:05,880 No pain, no gain, as Number Nine Number Gnome always says. 21 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:10,040 There, now you look like a Pet of Pets. 22 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:13,160 Yeah, Fluffy, you look like a Pet of Pets, for sure. 23 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,960 What's a Pet of Pets when it's at home anyway? 24 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:20,920 Nothing. And it's nothing to do with the Pet of Pets Prize either. Oops! 25 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,320 The Pet of Pets Prize? 26 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:28,000 Yes. I mean, no. I mean, it's none of your business. 27 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,880 It could be, if I wanted it to be. 28 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,280 It's not something you'd be interested in. 29 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,440 Could be, if I wanted it to be. 30 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:39,160 It's the big prize at the Ashton Pet Show. 31 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:43,880 You get free pet snacks for a year and a whole basket of pet treats, 32 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:48,240 like Feline Fur Smoother and Furry Fright Lights and... 33 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,800 You're right. It's not something I'm interested in. 34 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,960 -Told you so, Henry. -Later, worm. 35 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,560 You're a winner, Fluffy. 36 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,160 Miaow! 37 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,040 Hey, Fang! 38 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,760 Skateboarding upstairs is quite hard work you know, Fang? 39 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:10,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 40 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:13,240 [yawns] 41 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:22,560 [Mum] We're back! 42 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:25,400 Come on, let's go and hang out in the Purple Hand Gang fort. 43 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,920 That way Mum can't nag me to do any chores. 44 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 45 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:34,360 -Ah, there you are, Henry. -Hi, Mum. 46 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,600 -Are you doing anything at the moment? -Just taking Fang for a walk. 47 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:38,520 Really? 48 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:43,320 Yeah. Fang needs his exercise, don't you, Fang? 49 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,680 It's not Fang I'm surprised at. It's you, Henry. 50 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,080 Me? 51 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,840 Yes, it's not like you to want to go for a walk. 52 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,040 Sorry, gotta go. 53 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,680 Oi, slug-snot, give this to the worm! 54 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,280 Careful, that nearly hit us! 55 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:08,000 -So? -What is it, anyhow? 56 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,600 It's a programme for the Pet Show. 57 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,400 Oh, yeah, the worm did mention it to me. 58 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,720 -Reckon's he's gonna win, he does. -Does he now? 59 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,720 -Yeah. -[Fang blows raspberry] 60 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,400 Don't suppose you'll be entering the rat? 61 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:25,520 Pah, no way! We wouldn't stoop to that, would we, Fang? 62 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,800 Well, let me know if you change your mind. 63 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:30,680 Why? 64 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:34,400 Cos my Dad's sponsoring the Pet of Pets Prize. 65 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,400 And I should care because? 66 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:41,160 Just wanted you to know, Henry, in case you change your mind. 67 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:44,440 We won't. Never in a million zillion years. 68 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:48,480 Even if you begged us to. Come on, Fang, we've got better things to do 69 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,760 than hang around talking to bogey brains all day. 70 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:59,920 -Who'd want to be in a pet show, eh? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 71 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,400 It's so...petist. 72 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:07,120 All those animals being paraded in front of each other. 73 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 74 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,800 -All that fuss. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 75 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,560 And what's it all for at the end of the day? 76 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 77 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,720 No. Oh, no! 78 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 79 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:27,880 No, Fang. Don't tell me you want to go in for it? 80 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 81 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,120 Oh! 82 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,880 Alright. How much? 83 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,160 How much what? 84 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,720 How much for you to tell me what I've got to do to make sure that Fang wins 85 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:51,920 -the Pet of Pets Prize? -Oh, would that be the Pet of Pets Prize 86 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,880 you'd never be interested in in a million zillion years, even if I begged you? 87 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,240 Yep. 88 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:01,440 I can't hear you, Henry. What was that you said? 89 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,960 -I said yes. -Yes, what? 90 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,320 Yes, that would be the Pet of Pets Prize that I'd never be interested in 91 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,880 in a million zillion years even if you begged me. 92 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,720 Hmm? Now, let me think. 93 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:17,360 Have I got anything better to do than hang around talking to a bogey brain all day? 94 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,040 Come on, Margaret, let's get this over with. 95 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,200 I'm quite enjoying myself actually. 96 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,800 Well, I'm not. 97 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:27,280 Your entire collection of Gross Class Zero Comics. 98 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,800 Gulp! 99 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,120 OK. 100 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:34,040 And that stash of Nasty Nose Pickers you have hidden round the back of the fort. 101 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:38,240 How do you know about those? No one knows about those. 102 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:41,480 Except you, obviously. That's not fair. 103 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,880 Alright then, if you don't want to win. 104 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:48,800 OK, it's a deal. But he's got to win. 105 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:53,280 I can't make him win, I can only tell you how to win. 106 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,600 Same thing, isn't it? 107 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 108 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,600 -Miaow! -Hmm? 109 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 110 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 111 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:49,440 I'm sorry, Fang. It says here all pets have to be properly washed and dried. 112 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,400 [sighs] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 113 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,880 -[splash] -Yeah, yeah, yeah! 114 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,800 Yay, way to go, Fang! 115 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:03,360 Come on, Fang, got to get you dried off before you get cold. 116 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,480 [shivering] Yeah, yeah, yeah! 117 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,640 I used Mum's hairdryer for Fluffy. 118 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,640 Really? OK, cool, thanks. 119 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:17,760 Hairdryer. Hairdryer. Where would Mum keep her hairdryer? 120 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:22,680 Peter said you're going to use my hairdryer on Fang. 121 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:26,880 -Yeah, it's a great idea. -No, Henry, it is not a great idea. 122 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,960 Not a great idea at all. 123 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,200 -Well, Peter used it. -No, he didn't. 124 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,800 He'd never do anything as silly as that. 125 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,160 Then why... Oh. 126 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,440 What's it doing up there? 127 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:41,960 Staying out of the way of dangerous little boys like you. 128 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,520 Now, who needs their hair drying? 129 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 130 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,920 Honestly, Fang, you look fantastic! 131 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,560 Yuck, yuck, yuck! 132 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,800 -[laughs] -What's so funny? 133 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,480 You look fantastic, Fang. 134 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,680 Not funny, fantastic! 135 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:13,360 Let's see what's next. Dance like a ballerina. 136 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,320 Seriously? 137 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,480 Wait here. 138 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,600 Oh! 139 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,800 Seriously? 140 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 141 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:35,040 Gotta admire your spirit, Fang. You'll do anything to win. 142 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:38,520 -Yeah, yeah, yeah! -[Mum] Teatime, boys! 143 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,400 I'll be back in a Roly Mo, Fang. 144 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,560 Miaow! 145 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,720 Unbelievable! 146 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,400 There you are, Henry. 147 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,520 -Henry? -[door opens and shuts] 148 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,320 Enter! 149 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,960 You're double dealing. 150 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,600 I don't know what you're talking about. 151 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:12,160 You're helping everyone else as well. 152 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:13,960 Well, not everyone. 153 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,400 How much? 154 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,280 What do you mean, Henry? 155 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:21,720 How much for you to tell me how to make sure Fang wins and Fluffy doesn't? 156 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:25,960 -Grease my palm with silver. -You what? I haven't got any silver. 157 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,840 Gold then. 158 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:30,280 Oh, no. Not my Golden Gizmo. 159 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:33,360 Yes, your Golden Gizmo. 160 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,040 Suit yourself. 161 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:55,440 And now, it's time to judge the Pet of Pets Prize. 162 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,600 -[whispers] -Presented by the ever-fabulous 163 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:03,200 Margaret Millicent Maudita Smyth and her dad! 164 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,520 [whispers] 165 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:10,360 Margaret Millicent Maudita Smyth and her dad. 166 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,880 Just remember what I told you to do. 167 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 168 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,160 Nice one, Fang! 169 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:34,040 -This one's disqualified. -What?! Why? 170 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,480 That's obvious. It's dead. 171 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,760 [both] Nooooooooo! 172 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:48,800 [TV] I will have my revenge! 173 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,440 Right, that's enough, Henry, time to do your chores now. 174 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,440 But I'm watching Gross Class Zero. 175 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:00,200 It's the end of the episode, Henry. 176 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:03,000 But there's another one in ten, nine, eight... 177 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,760 seven, six, five... 178 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:08,000 -Henry! -Four, three, two... 179 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,040 What did you do that for? 180 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,960 Cos it's time to do your chores. 181 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,280 No, it's not, it's time to find out if Burping Belinda 182 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:20,120 can get to Farty Fred before Drusilla Drekk wipes out the world. 183 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:24,520 No, it's not. It's time to find out whether Henry can get his chores done 184 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,920 before Mum stops his pocket money for a week, a month, a year. 185 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:33,400 Nooooooo! 186 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,720 So that's how my day started. Hope yours has been a bit better. 187 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,480 [phone rings] 188 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:47,560 That'll be Great Aunt Greta, phoning to say that she's knitting me 189 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,400 another jazzy jumper for Christmas. 190 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,880 Or maybe it's the manager of the Killer Boy Rats 191 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,200 calling to say they need an air guitarist for the concert tonight 192 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,840 and only the best will do. 193 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:05,000 [hums a tune] 194 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:08,400 Where is my air guitar anyway? 195 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:12,720 Oh, yeah, it's at the menders. The string broke. 196 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:16,920 What, you don't believe me? That air guitar gets played a lot. 197 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,920 [Mum] Henry? Phone for you! 198 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,920 Maybe it is the manager of the Killer Boy Rats. 199 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:28,640 -Who is it? -It's the manager of the Killer Boy Rats. 200 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,280 Cool! 201 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,440 What did he say? 202 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,600 -Oh, it's not a he, it's a she. -Hello? 203 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:41,080 -[Margaret] Is that Henry? -Er, yes. Who's this? 204 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:45,840 -This is the dentist surgery. -Oh. What do you want? 205 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:49,800 Little boy, it is customary to say, "Can I help you?" 206 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:54,080 -Not, "What do you want?" -Oh, er, sorry. Can I help you? 207 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:58,520 It's not you who can help me but I who can help you. 208 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,440 [she imitates dental drill] 209 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:05,000 This is an automated reminder about your next visit to the dentist, 210 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:11,280 which is scheduled in five days, six hours, 12 minutes and 42 seconds. 211 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,080 Oh, right. 212 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,320 I've done that already. 213 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,880 Mum! 214 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,880 [laughter] 215 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,400 And then you said... 216 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,640 [imitates dental drill] 217 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:43,000 But I don't understand how she can be the manager of the Killer Boy Rats 218 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:48,320 and hold down a job at the dentist surgery? That's a lot of hours. 219 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:52,280 That's not the point. I'm not going to the dentist and that's that. 220 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,560 Well, no, you're not going to the dentist 221 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,280 because you haven't got an appointment to go to the dentist. 222 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,240 Good, that's sorted then. 223 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,920 Although, you boys are due a check-up. 224 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,360 Maybe I'll make an appointment now, while I think of it. 225 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:12,640 OK, I don't care if I've already done it. This time I'm doing it again. 226 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,760 Noooooooo! 227 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:21,360 All sorted. Luckily, they had an after-school appointment. 228 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:26,160 -But you haven't made the phone call yet. -Did it all on my mobile. 229 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:31,760 Tingly Toothbrushes have this brilliant thing. I think it's called an app. 230 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,880 Great. Thanks, Mum. 231 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:36,880 Unbelievable! 232 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,000 Usually Mum has no idea where her phone even is, 233 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,200 but today she knows how to book the dentist on an app. 234 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,320 -Typical! -[phone rings] 235 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,840 If that's the manager of the Killer Boy Rats, you can get lost! 236 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:53,080 -Henry? Is that you? -Oh, yes, Dad. 237 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,040 -I thought you were someone else. -Yes. I got that. 238 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,720 -Er, can I help you? -That's better. 239 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,440 -OK, thanks. -See you later, Henry. 240 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,080 -[phone rings] -Hello? 241 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:08,560 [Margaret] Oh, hello. This is the dentist again. 242 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,920 -[imitates dental drill] -Yes. Thank you. Go away. 243 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:16,480 Going back upstairs to do my chores now! 244 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,880 [Mum] See you later, snootergator! 245 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:25,080 She's getting too modern for my liking. 246 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,320 I've told Mum I'm not feeling very well. 247 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,960 -Oooh! -Here you go, Henry. 248 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,680 Thanks, Mum. 249 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:44,720 -You seem a bit better now. -Oh, yes, I'm fine. 250 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,120 Though I might have broken my leg. 251 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,160 Broken your leg? 252 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:55,440 I see. You're feeling fine enough to read your comic, clearly. 253 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,840 And your leg, Henry? 254 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:02,240 Oh, it doesn't hurt so much now. I'll see how it is in the morning. 255 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,760 Reckon I'm not going to the dentist tomorrow then. 256 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,800 [Mum] Don't forget, Henry, dentist tomorrow! 257 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,560 [school bell rings] 258 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,560 You coming over after school, Henry? 259 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,120 Can't. Got the dentist. 260 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,320 Oh, yeah. Good luck with that. 261 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,960 I went to the dentist once. Well, quite a few times, actually. 262 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,200 They said to keep eating the carrots. 263 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:36,680 -I don't eat carrots, Graham. -Just thought you might like to know. 264 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:42,320 Heard from the Demon Dentist lately, Henry? 265 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,520 -What did you say? -[laughter] 266 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,360 [imitates drill] 267 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:52,760 It was you... It was you that called from the dentist surgery! 268 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,560 Can I help you, little boy? 269 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,120 Unbelievable! 270 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:01,440 She said she was the manager of the Killer Boy Rats too. 271 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,800 Girl of many talents, I am. 272 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:07,400 It's because of you that I'm going to the dentist this afternoon. 273 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,200 Yeah, well, you would have had to go sooner or later. 274 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:14,160 Maybe. But I would have preferred it to be later rather than sooner. 275 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,760 Time is a social construct, Henry. 276 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:21,680 -What does that mean? -It means don't worry about it. 277 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,560 How is that even helpful? 278 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,720 Good luck with your dentist appointment, Henry. 279 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,600 Yeah, thanks, Ralph. 280 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:38,080 Going to the dentist isn't that bad you know, Henry. 281 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,960 -Says you. -Yeah, says me. 282 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,480 Look, I'll tell you this for free. 283 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,760 If you look in the bottom of the basket of comics 284 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,120 underneath the third chair from the left, the one next but one to the wall... 285 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,840 -Are you listening to me, Henry? -Yes. 286 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,440 What did I say then? 287 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:58,880 You said something about the chair and the basket and... I wasn't listening to you. 288 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,440 Yeah, that's obvious. 289 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,960 I'm telling you that if you look in the bottom of the basket of comics 290 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,800 underneath the third chair from the left... What did I say? 291 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:11,040 Oh! If you look in the bottom of the basket of comics 292 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,960 underneath the third chair from the left. 293 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,960 Right. That's the next but one to the wall. 294 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,600 Yes. The next but one to the wall. 295 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:23,400 Then you'll find a stash of vintage Gross Class Zero comics. 296 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,840 Oh. Cool! 297 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:28,600 But don't go getting any ideas about taking any of those comics 298 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:32,560 cos no one else knows about them, so if you do... 299 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,640 Don't worry, I'm not going to be having any ideas in there. 300 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,520 I'm going to be too terrified. 301 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,440 That's what I'm telling you, beetlebonce. 302 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,760 Those comics are so vintage and so good 303 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,800 that you'll forget all about being at the dentist. 304 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,000 -Let's hope you're right. -[car horn beeps] 305 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,520 You're welcome, by the way. 306 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,680 Oh! 307 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,600 What? 308 00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,840 Just wanted to say, er, you know, thanks and all that. 309 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:04,680 Oh! Maybe there's hope for him yet. 310 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,680 Everything OK, Henry? 311 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,040 Yes. Well, no. 312 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:14,320 -Worried about the dentist? -No. Well, yes. 313 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:19,360 Hm, I can understand that, when I was your age I was frightened to go to the dentist. 314 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,920 -Were you? -Oh, yes. I still am. 315 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,160 -But you're a grown-up. -Yeah. 316 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,400 Well, that's what it says on my passport. 317 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,160 So how are you still frightened of the dentist? 318 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,640 Oh, I don't know, Henry. 319 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:35,280 How don't you know? Aren't you supposed to know everything when you're grown-up? 320 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:38,080 Well, yes, you do learn a lot when you grow up. 321 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,040 And you get frilly hair. 322 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:43,520 Sure, you get frilly hair and you learn a lot, but I don't know, Henry, 323 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,880 sometimes I think the older I get, the less I know. 324 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,080 So what's the point of growing up then? 325 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,120 That's a very good question, Henry. 326 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,160 And not one I'm sure I know the answer to. 327 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,760 Well, we're here. 328 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,760 Yep, we're here. 329 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,120 -All done? -Yep, all done. 330 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,600 -See you next time, Henry. -Yeah. Looking forward to it. 331 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,720 -Really, Henry? -Yeah, really. 332 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,760 It was OK. I reckon she knew what she was doing. 333 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,440 Reckon they usually do. 334 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,040 Hang on a minute, Dad, just got to look at something. 335 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:25,040 Third chair from the left, next but one to the wall... 336 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,320 Ah, it's that one. 337 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:34,920 She was right. These are so vintage and so cool. 338 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,200 I'll save them for next time. 339 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:41,040 -Ready to go, Henry? -Yep, ready to go. 340 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,360 -Oof! -Oof! 341 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,480 [laughter] 26677

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