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♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ Wash your face and brush your hair ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag, it's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

♪ So down with school! I'm gonna rule! ♪

♪ And when I'm king, I'll do my thing ♪

♪ Then my life will be so sweet! ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK! ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪

[giggling]

-Wait up, Henry! -Hey, Brian.

-Not like you to be late. -No, it's not.

But I was up late last night.

-Watching Gross Class Zero? -No, doing my homework.

Let me guess. You were up late doing your homework too?

[sighs] Yeah, homework. There should be an app for it.

[ding!]

Eureka!

That's it!

What's it, Henry?

Homework! There should be an app for it.

Well, yeah, I just said that.

-She's started. -Don't worry, I've got this covered.

Ready?

Then I'm going in.

Detention, Henry!

Noooooooo!

What's this, Henry?

My new venture. Dreamt it up when I was in detention.

"Imagine never having to worry about your homework again.

Well, now you can."

Now you can what?

Imagine never having to worry about your homework again. Obviously!

"The Uber Homework App. We've got it covered."

Cool! Who's making the app?

-You are. -I am?

-Yeah, won't take you long, will it? -Well...

They don't call you Brainy Brian for nothing.

It's only you that calls me Brainy Brian.

Yeah, well, that's cos you're brainy.

Even if Brian can do it, have you thought about

who's going to actually do the homework, Henry?

Oh, don't worry about that. I know just the person.

Mum, I'm home!

[Mum] Hello, honeybun.

♪ Roly, Roly, Roly, Roly Mo... ♪

Oh!

-Watcha doing? -Oh, just some homework.

You're doing homework?

Yes.

Why?

-Don't you know? -Know what?

About the Extra Good As Gold Stars Scheme?

The one where you get extra gold stars if you say pretty please

and three times thank you?

Nope.

The one where you get extra gold stars if you shine some shoes and dust some dirt?

-Nope, not that one. -Gosh.

Well, then, no, I don't think I know about any more.

Oh!

So you don't know about the one where you get extra gold stars

if you do extra homework?

Wait. Is this a trick?

Because that doesn't sound like a Miss Lovely Extra Good As Gold Stars Scheme?

It does if you do the homework without being asked.

Oh. I wonder why I don't know about that one?

Because it's top secret. Only really special people get to do it.

But I'm special. Aren't I?

Maybe.

Depends.

On what?

On whether you do the homework without being asked.

[Mum] Teatime, boys!

You haven't done any homework yet.

Ah, but I'm about to.

Look, pencil poised.

Here I go.

I'm doing it.

What are you doing now?

I'm thinking of all the Good As Gold Stars I'm going to get.

Those stars are my stars!

-Well, if you insist. -[Mum] Boys!

It's teatime!

-I'll bring you a sandwich. -Cheese, please, Henry.

Yes!

[phone ringing]

Is that the uber-genius that created the Uber Homework App?

It certainly is. How we doing uber Brainy Brian?

Better than our wildest dreams!

We've had literally loads of bookings.

In fact, the packages will be arriving at your house about...

now!

[doorbell rings]

It's alright, Mum, it's for me.

Oh, right.

[Mum] Is everything alright, Henry?

Oh, yes, everything's fine.

Is Peter alright? He's got a lot of homework this evening.

Oh, yeah, he's fine too. I'm going up to give him a hand.

Oh, that's sweet. I do like it when the two of you work as a team.

Me too!

You weren't kidding, were you?

There must have been 20 homework books in those parcels.

Oh, yes. And there's more to come.

-What, tonight? -Oh, yes!

And we're getting five star reviews all round.

Yes! Wait.

They haven't had any of their homeworks back yet.

I know they haven't but they're running on our reputation, Henry.

-Cool! -[doorbell rings]

See you tomorrow.

Everything still A-OK, Henry?

Oh, yes. Everything's still, er, A-OK!

How are you getting on, worm?

Er, I mean, how are you getting on, Happy Homework Helper.

Well, I've done these.

Just these ones to go.

And these?

Oh, no. I'll have to do those tomorrow.

I think you mean tonight, Peter.

Oh, no, I mean tomorrow.

I need my beauty sleep.

-No, you mean tonight. -[yawns] Oh, no, I...

Oh, I didn't tell you about the deadline, did I?

What deadline?

Deadline to get the most number of Good As Gold Stars.

Oh, that one.

No, you didn't tell me, Henry!

H, silly me! Well, there's a deadline. Midnight tonight.

Midnight tonight!

Yep, midnight tonight. Or else.

Or else what, Henry?

Or else be prepared to ditch the stars.

Aagh!

Phew!

[Peter snores]

-What's going on? -What's not going on, worm?

You're not doing the homework.

Ah! What time is it?

Time you got on and did the homework, worm.

Don't call me worm. Oh!

-It's nearly midnight! -Yep.

Still time for you to finish the homework.

I... [snores]

Whatever is going on here?

Oh! I... I woke up because Peter's light was still on.

Oh, poor pumpkin. He must have been working late.

Er, yes.

[Peter snores]

What are you doing, Henry?

Oh, er, I thought I'd put them out of the way,

so if he wakes up again he won't be worried about all the homework

-he hasn't done yet. -Sometimes, Henry...

-Sometimes, what, Mum? -Sometimes, Henry...

you can be so...

Yeah, I know, sometimes I can be so horrid.

I was going to say thoughtful.

What am I going to do now?

It's the middle of the night. I can't call anyone to ask them to help!

Oh, we're going to lose our Five Star rating!

It's all a disaster!

Fang, I don't suppose you feel like...

[grumbles]

[sighs]

There's only one thing for it.

[computer start-up tune]

Shhh!

Thank goodness for Auntie Annie's Homework Help Elf.

It's going to be a long night.

[owl hoots]

The square root of nothing is something. Where do I get my square roots from?

Where do they get this stuff?!

[yawns]

Well, that's the last homework I'm ever doing.

And probably the first time I've actually done any homework.

Well, it is if you don't count the time I did air guitar as my homework.

Which I don't.

Oh, Henry. You're up already.

Yep!

And you've finished off all Peter's homework.

Well, I guess you could say that.

You know, Henry, I didn't think you'd be able to pull this one off.

They don't call me horrid for nothing.

Yeah, but this was ambitious, enterprising, innovative.

Yep! If I know what you were talking about, Brian, I'm sure I'd agree with you.

Good morning, everyone.

Now then, homework!

Good!

Henry?

Yes, Miss Battle-Axe?

Detention, Henry!

Nooooo!

So Mum confiscated all my sweets for a week, a month, a year

and said when I stop being horrid I could have them back.

Yeah, right! That's never gonna happen.

Reckon I'll always be rude, even when I'm grown up.

What about you, Henry?

Yeah, I'll always be horrid, no matter what.

Wonder what that's all about?

What's going on?

Oh, we're waiting to see the doctor.

-Why? What's wrong with you? -Nothing.

Then why are you waiting to see the doctor?

We're waiting to see if we need an injection.

Oh, right.

Why would anyone wait to see if they needed an injection?

Search me. It was bad enough last time we all had to have injections.

Oh, I don't know. I was quite brave about it, I seem to remember.

No! I don't want an injection!

No! I want my mummy!

You ran away, Henry.

No, I didn't! I just didn't want to be first in the queue.

[giggling] I got a chocolate moon fizzler!

[giggling] I got an orange burst!

And I didn't even need an injection!

Wait. They got sweets for not having an injection?

Come on, Henry. We don't want to be late.

-You go ahead. -OK, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Can I help you?

Er, yes. I've come to see the doctor.

She's on her tea break at the moment.

Did you want to see her?

Gulp!

Erm, I'm not sure.

Cos we'll be here same time tomorrow.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to pick up some more sweets.

We're expecting a lot more of you lot tomorrow.

Looks like I'm seeing the doctor tomorrow.

Yeeeeessss!

Thanks, Mum.

-Pity the doctor wasn't in, eh, Henry? -Yeah, just my luck.

At least I could have got a sweet or three!

I'll just have to find a way to get me to the doctor tomorrow.

Well, you're in luck, Henry. Cos it's our class's turn tomorrow.

Cool! But that means...

Yeah. Everyone's going to be wanting a sweet.

Hmm! Not cool.

Why are we doing this, Henry?

Oh, just an idea I had.

Look, Henry, I know you're nervous about going to see the doctor.

I'm not nervous!

-Yes, you are. -[Henry strains]

Otherwise, why would you be trying to get me to pretend to be you?

Look, Mum! I got a brave badge for seeing the doctor today.

Oh, well done, plumpkin. You are a brave bunny.

And she offered me a sweet, but I didn't take it.

-[Henry] Ooh! -Because I knew it would ruin my teeth.

Oh, Peter! You're such a good boy. Hot chocolate, bunny?

Oh, no thank, Mum. I've already brushed my teeth.

-I'll have some hot chocolate, Mum! -Oh, there you are, Henry.

You feel as if you've got a temperature.

Yes. Er, well, no. I mean, I might need to see the doctor tomorrow.

But some hot chocolate would really help me feel better now.

Hmm? Alright then. Into bed with you boys and I'll come and tuck you in.

Henry!

You've made my jumper all germy!

-Germy? -Yes.

Germy with germs!

You haven't G Is For Germ, have you, Henry?

Because if you had, you would know that germs are microscopic bacteria,

viruses, fungi and protozoa that can cause disease.

I know what germs are and--

-Don't say it, Henry. -Alright then, I won't.

Germy germ!

[camera clicks]

[gargling]

Hey! Watch it!

You're gargling your germs all over me!

Don't be silly, Henry.

Hey, worm!

Just washing my hands, Henry, to get rid of the germs.

Huh! Not sure washing your hands will get rid of all the germs in here.

Why don't you try it, Henry?

I've heard it's as big as a javelin.

-Ooh! What is? -The needle, of course.

It's as long as my arm!

-Ooer! -Says who?

What did you say?

I said the bigger the better.

Double ooer!

Yeah, cos you're so brave, Henry.

Yes, I am. Brave enough to go and find out if I have to have an injection.

Hah! Brave enough to go and get a sweet more like.

I really don't think I want an injection.

No, I really don't think I want one.

No need to worry, Andrew. No one got an injection yesterday.

And everyone got a sweet.

[sobbing]

That's a good thing, William.

I know!

Some people got more than one sweet.

A total of 30 chocolate moon fizzlers and 55 orange bursts were handed out.

That's a lot of sweets.

That's cool.

Just got to get there before everyone else.

Good morning, class.

[all] Good morning, Miss Battle-Axe.

As you know, today, it is our class's turn to visit the doctor.

Now, I don't want any of you to worry.

Brian, I believe you have some statistics on this.

Oh, yes, Miss Battle-Axe.

Statistically, only 0.1% of the class will have to have an injection.

Thank you, Brian.

So, who's going to be the first to volunteer?

I see. Well then, off you go.

[excited shouts]

Everyone except Henry, that is.

I understand you were late this morning, Henry?

Erm, yes, Miss Battle-Axe.

Because?

I had to change my shirt, Miss Battle-Axe.

I see. You were late because you had to change your shirt.

Yes, Miss Battle-Axe. It wasn't my fault, Miss Battle-Axe.

Somehow, I don't believe you, Henry.

Ah, Boudicca. Can I have a word?

Certainly, Miss Oddbod.

You may go to see the doctor, Henry.

Run, don't walk, Henry!

-Hello, Graham's mum. -Oh, hello, young Henry.

-How are you doing today? -Good, thank you, Graham's mum.

Aren't you seeing the doctor today?

Yes, I'm on my way there now.

Oh, well, mustn't keep you then.

Now... how are we going to do this then?

-Erm... -Oh, it's alright.

Oh, dear. This isn't right, is it?

And me letting Miss Oddbod's dinner get cold, too.

Tell you what, you stand still and I'll get round you.

Alright then. You stand still and I'll get round you.

No. I mean...

Oh, here's comes Miss Oddbod now.

Duck, Henry!

[laughs]

Ah, Henri.

Er, yes, Madame Tutu.

Is there anyone else?

Erm, don't think so Madame Tutu.

Ah, then, I suppose you'll do.

Ooh, la-la! Where did I put them?

Empty, completely empty.

Henri?

Henri?

-Where is that boy? -Here, Madame Tutu!

Oh! [giggles] Oh, yes.

Zut alore!

Yes, sir! No, sir!

Three bags full, sir! Would you kindly mop the floor, Sidmouth!

And clean them while you're about it. Where's the respect in the world today?

Ah, Henry.

You horrid boy!

Oh, you finally made it, snot-slim.

-Yep. -Ready for your injection?

Yep, ready for my injection. Not.

Who's next?

Aaa-choo!

Oh! Aaa-choo!

I'm next!

Yes! Aaa-choo!

Aaa! Aaa-choo!

Take a seat, young man.

Aaa! Aaa-choo!

Bit of a cold you've got, young man?

Yeah!

I think it's all those germs, as well as the bacteria and fungi,

protozoa and what-not that hang around my little brother.

But I can still eat sweets.

Really?

[Henry] Nooooooo!