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♪ It's not easy being me ♪
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♪ "Wash your face and brush your hair" ♪
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♪ Nag, nag, nagIt's just not fair ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ So down with schoolI'm gonna rule ♪
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♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪
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♪ Then my life would be so sweet ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪
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♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK ♪
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♪ It's so easy being me ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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I know what it looks like.
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But don't worry,
I'm not doing my homework.
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I'm writing my top ten things list.
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You're on my top ten things list,
Mr Kill.
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(growl)
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(chuckles)
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And so are you, Fang.
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Fang?
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(snores)
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He had a late night last night.
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Fang was a present from Mum and Dad
for learning to ride my bike.
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Brrrm, brrrm, brrrm.
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Henry, keep still.
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(chuckles) Brrrm, brrrm, brrrm.
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Don't be horrid, Henry. Keep still.
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Brrrm, brrrm, brrrm. (chuckles)
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- DAD: Henry!
- (chuckles)
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(sighs)
Think he's always going to be like this?
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(sighs) Just our luck.
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(chuckles) That bike
was one of the best presents ever.
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You know, getting presents
is on my list of top ten things.
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Getting presents has got
to be the best thing in the world.
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Except when the person giving you
the present thinks you're a girl.
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That's not so cool.
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Mind you, a present is a present,
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and sometimes it can come in
more useful than you think.
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HENRY: Nah, nah, ne, nah, nah!
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We've got time
to get a Too Cool For School episode in
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before Mum starts
nagging me to do my chores.
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Weekends are on my list, too,
but only when I'm not doing chores.
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Mum says Too Cool is too scary,
but I say what's wrong with being scary?
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(laughs evilly)
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I love being scary.
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(roars)
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BERT: I dunno. I dunno. I dunno.
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(sobs) Henry.
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Sorry, William. Did I make you cry?
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No, Henry. You're not scary. But he is.
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I dunno. I dunno. I dunno.
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(sobs)
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Well, I think I'm scary.
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- (growls)
- (squeals)
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Told you I was scary.
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Time for a bit of R and R.
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Mum says TV's bad for you.
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She says it's nowhere near
as good as a good book,
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and that it makes you lazy and horrid.
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Pah! I'd be lazy and horrid
even if I didn't watch TV.
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And anyway,
reading books didn't work for me.
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What?
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(chuckles)
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Henry, your nose is all black.
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Henry's been reading a book!
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Ow. That hurts.
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Not as much as reading a book
must have hurt.
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Thanks, Dad.
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See what I mean?
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What book were you reading,
anyway, Henry?
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Some book about a boy
who thinks he's really horrid,
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but he ends up being mean
the whole time.
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- Bit like you, then, Henry.
- I'm not mean. I'm horrid.
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- (turns TV on)
- (chuckles) And gross.
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Snot, bogey, fart, poo,
we're all gross and so are... you.
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I am not gross.
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Oh, come on, Peter. You secretly love
watching Gross Class Zero, don't you?
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Well, sometimes.
If Bogey Barbara's in it.
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And you secretly like watching
Too Cool For School, don't you?
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(squeals and chuckles)
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(screams)
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I'm not even in this scene with you.
That means...
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You watch it sometimes without me.
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Yes, uh, I mean, no.
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I mean,
what else is on your list, Henry?
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Hmm, let me see.
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I'm going to say... snotbags.
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- Eek!
- Go on. Touch it.
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No! It's gross!
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But it's meant to be gross.
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You just don't get it, do you?
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Some things are meant to be gross,
and some things are meant to be...
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Lovely and fluffy and nice.
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Well, yeah, I suppose so.
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Like my Happy Hippos.
Do you like my drawing, Henry?
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Not bad, worm.
I suppose they've all got names?
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PETER: Ooh, yes, this one's Buttercup.
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HENRY: Beefy Buttercup.
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- PETER: And this one's Sunbeam.
- Silly Sunbeam.
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- And this one's...
- Yeah, yeah, I get it.
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But do they have
to be so happy all the time?
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Ooh, don't be horrid, Henry.
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That's what they all say.
That's on my list, too. Saying things.
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I love saying things like "gross!"
And "Purple Hand Gang Rules!"
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And "out of my way, worm!"
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Don't be horrid, Henry.
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I hear that one all the time.
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And N-O spells "no" and...
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Mum, Henry's being horrid.
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MUM: I know, sweetie bun.
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Ooh, Henry can I say one of mine?
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One of your what, smelly nappy baby?
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That's another one.
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Ooh, I'll get you Henry.
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That's one of Moody Margaret's.
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Or old snotslime bogey brain
beetle bonce, as I like to call her.
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Goodness is its own reward, Henry.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Try being more like your brother, Henry.
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Yeah! Like that's gonna happen!
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When I'm king...
Oh, there's another one,
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I'm going to make a rule
that little brothers everywhere
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will have to ask permission to speak.
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Permission to speak, Lord High Majesty.
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Permission to speak, Lord High Majesty
and Leader of the Purple Hand Gang.
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Permission to speak, most esteemed
and gracious Lord High Majesty
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and Leader of the Purple Hand Gang.
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On second thoughts,
perhaps that's not such a good idea.
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Another thing on my list
is moving around.
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As you will know by now,
I love to toot-scoot. Toot, toot.
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Mum always says I shouldn't be
on my wheels in the house,
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but I don't see why not.
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(meows)
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- (meows)
- Whoa! Look out, Fluffy.
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Whoa!
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Fluffy is most definitely not
on my top ten things list.
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(meows)
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The only four-legged creature
on my list is Fang.
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He's the best horrid hamster ever!
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Yeah, yeah.
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He's my best friend ever.
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Along with Rude Ralph.
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Aerobic Al.
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Brainy Brian.
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Beefy Bert and Greedy Graham.
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Anxious Andrew and Weepy William.
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The Purple Hand Gang
AKA the Zero Zombies.
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Wait up, guys! We need you!
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Air guitar's on my list.
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And the Killer Boy Rats.
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And Zero Zombies.
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Fancy doing
a bit of air guitar right now?
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One, two, three, four.
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(music starts)
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♪ When the whole world's gone madAnd school's just as bad ♪
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♪ When there's a bogey brain next door ♪
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♪When you're fed up of your brotherBeing nagged at by your mother ♪
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♪ And homework'sPiling up on the floor ♪
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♪ When there are teachers all aroundBut your friends just can't be found ♪
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♪ You're up to your neck in goo ♪
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♪ When life's full of girlsAnd little boys with curls ♪
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♪ And they're coming after you ♪
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♪ You need a songFor when things go wrong ♪
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♪ For when life's not fairAnd you're going nowhere ♪
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♪ A song you can singTo show that you're king ♪
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♪ To show you don't careAnd you're going somewhere ♪
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♪ When there's a cat sat on your headAnd you're told to go to bed ♪
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♪ And "don't be horrid"is all you hear ♪
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♪ You feel like you've been hadBeing yelled at by your dad ♪
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No TV for a week, a month, a year!
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♪ You need a songFor when things go wrong ♪
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♪ For when life's not fairAnd you're going nowhere ♪
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♪ A song you can singTo show that you're king ♪
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♪ To show you don't careAnd you're going somewhere ♪
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♪ You need a songFor when things go wrong ♪
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♪ For when life's not fairAnd you're going nowhere ♪
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♪ A song you can singTo show that you're king ♪
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♪ To show you don't careAnd you're going somewhere ♪
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(both chuckle)
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It'll take him all morning
to figure that out.
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Probably all day.
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Ah, Henry. Just the person.
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He can't have figured it out already.
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- Or my name's not Rude...
- Ralph.
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Uh, yes, Miss Oddbod?
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Come along, Ralph.
You're just the person, too.
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It wasn't Henry's fault, miss.
Honest it wasn't.
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It's just that,
well, and then he, and then...
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Ralph, Ralph.
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Whatever it is that you two have done,
I'm sure I'll find out sooner or later.
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But right now all I need to know
is have you got your thinking caps on?
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Uh, yes, I think so, Miss Oddbod.
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Good. Then have I got a job for you.
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- Well, go on, then.
- Yeah, go on, then.
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Go on what, Susan?
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Just, uh, go on.
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(sighs) No, Susan.
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It's you I'm telling to go on.
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Yeah, it's you...
Uh, you what, Margaret?
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Proclamation.
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- You haven't lost it, have you?
- Um...
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No, you haven't lost it,
because you're holding it In your hand.
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Oh, yeah, in your hand.
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Uh, I mean, my hand.
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Get on and read it, then,
before boncy old Battle-Axe gets here.
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Ah, Margaret.
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Boncy old Battle-Axe,
as you so fondly refer to your teacher,
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will not be coming into school today.
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She is otherwise indisposed.
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And who could blame her, really?
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So I'd like to introduce you to
your two substitute teachers for today.
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(yells) No!
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(yells) No.
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Do something, Henry.
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(continues yelling)
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(continues yelling)
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Right, well, you heard what Miss Oddbod
said, you horrid lot. (laughs nervously)
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Uh, yes, Brian?
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Uh, please, Henry,
you're supposed to be taking the place
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- of Miss Battle-Axe, not Soggy Sid.
- You're right, Brian.
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So if you're going
to do it correctly, Henry,
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then you really should say "sit down"
in a very loud Scottish accent.
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Oh, oh, can I do that bit, Henry?
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Be my guest, Ralph.
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Oh and Henry, you and Ralph
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should really be called
Master Henry and Master Ralph.
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Master Henry and Master Ralph.
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I like that! Be my guest, Master Ralph.
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(Scottish accent)
Och, will you sit doon noo?
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(pants)
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That includes you, young lady.
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Oh, uh, thank you, Margaret.
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Right, what shall we do first?
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Miss Battle-Axe
always does the register first.
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- She does, you know.
- ♪ Yes, she does ♪
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Alright, then, we'll do the register.
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- Bert.
- I dunno.
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- Thank you, Bert. Brian?
- Here, Master Henry.
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Thank you, Brian.
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This is going to take ages.
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We'll never have time
to do anything else.
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How about we just ask everyone
if they're here?
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Excellent idea, Ralph.
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Right, is everyone here?
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CLASS: Here, Master Henry.
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MARGARET: No.
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- Did you just say no?
- Yes.
248
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- You just said no, you're not here?
- Yes.
249
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- But you are here.
- No, I'm not.
250
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Yes, you are.
251
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No, I'm not. If I say I'm not I'm not.
And I should know.
252
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- But...
- But me no buts Henry.
253
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I'm not here and that's that.
254
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Right. OK, then. You're not here.
255
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Except break time and lunchtime.
I'll be here, then.
256
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Right. Why?
257
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(sighs) Because if I'm not here
at break time and lunchtime,
258
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then I can't take a break,
or have my lunch, can I?
259
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I suppose not.
260
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Think about it, Henry.
Or should I say, Master Henry?
261
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Shall we get on with teaching
our class something, Master Henry?
262
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- Yes, Master Ralph. What shall we do?
- Let's ask them.
263
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Well, that worked.
264
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We could go and play football.
That would be cool.
265
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,600
- Oh. Not cool?
- No, Al. Not cool.
266
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Soggy Sid will want to get involved,
and we'll have to do some real work.
267
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,440
Oh, yeah. Not cool, Henry.
268
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You're not here!
269
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I'm not here,
but even though I'm not here,
270
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I wanted to ask if you've thought
about teaching us anything,
271
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because otherwise Miss Oddbod
might think twice
272
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about asking you two slug-snot-
for-brains to be teacher again.
273
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And we care because?
274
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Because we might get
someone else in to teach us.
275
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,600
(wheezing)
276
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,280
Yeah, very funny, Bert.
277
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,880
I dunno.
278
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,560
How about getting us
to do some writing, Henry?
279
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,160
Uh, OK.
280
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,800
So if you get another one, Ralph...
281
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I'll know what I've got to do with it.
282
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- MARGARET: Please sir.
- Yes, oh, one who isn't really here?
283
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,560
Would you like it in single spacing,
or double spacing?
284
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:26,360
Uh, single spacing,
or double spacing what?
285
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,760
I'll do it in triple spacing, shall I?
286
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:31,760
Uh, yes. Do it in triple spacing.
287
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,400
You can all do it in triple spacing.
288
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,480
(class groans)
289
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,080
(whispers)
That was pretty random, wasn't it?
290
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,280
Yeah! Just like a teacher, eh?
291
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(bell rings)
292
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- Let's eat.
- Yeah.
293
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,520
I'm so hungry I could eat a plate of...
294
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,600
- Stew?
- Well, yeah.
295
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:57,880
(both laugh)
296
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Class dismissed.
297
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:09,440
It ain't over
till the moody lady sings.
298
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,080
Hey, this isn't the usual, uh...
299
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,400
Miss Oddbod wants to talk to us.
300
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,080
(sniffs) Hmm...
301
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,080
Sidmouth, please.
302
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,480
These boys are our colleagues for today,
303
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:43,120
and that was a little bit
of a rude thing to do wasn't it now?
304
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,280
Oh, uh, sorry, Miss Oddbod.
305
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,280
I, uh, just wanted
to give them some space.
306
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,640
Well, in that case, thank you, Sidmouth.
307
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:55,800
I'm sure they will appreciate the space
you've given them, won't you, boys?
308
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,800
I said, won't you, boys?
309
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,680
Uh... uh, yes, Miss Oddbod.
310
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:05,120
Thank you, sir, I mean, Sidmouth,
for giving us some space.
311
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:09,520
It's, ahem, my pleasure,
you horrid boys.
312
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,400
I mean, Henry and Ralph.
313
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:16,520
Good, well, then, now that we've got
the introductions out of the way,
314
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,320
tell me how this morning went.
315
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:23,360
You think you're so clever,
Horrid Henry, but you're not.
316
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,360
And as for you, Rude Ralph...
317
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,200
Oh, hello.
318
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,040
Listen up you, horrid lot.
319
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,200
I'm in charge now.
320
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,800
Where's Henry? And Ralph?
321
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,680
Otherwise indisposed.
322
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,000
Oh. Cool.
323
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,280
I'm the teacher now.
324
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,200
Oh. Cool.
325
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,920
Is that cool?
326
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,080
Do you think
this is a good idea, Margaret?
327
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:03,640
Obviously, I think it's a good idea
otherwise I wouldn't be doing it!
328
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,760
Well, technically you're correct, but..
329
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:10,480
Do you want to learn something
today, Brian, or not?
330
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,040
Yes, I do!
331
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,680
Right. Then get a load of this.
332
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:19,080
" Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah."
333
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,920
"Oyez." That says oyez.
334
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,760
"Oh. Yeah."
335
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,240
"Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah."
336
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:31,240
"This proclamation
hereby proclaims that girls rule."
337
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:35,800
(sighs) Here's a song I've written
about that very subject.
338
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:39,160
It's called Girls Rule, Down With Boys.
339
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,440
(music starts)
340
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,320
♪ Girls can do cartwheels ♪
341
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,320
♪ And girls can squeal ♪
342
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:48,480
♪ Girls can do science,it's no big deal ♪
343
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,320
♪ Girls can twirl ♪
344
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,200
♪ They can rock and roll ♪
345
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,240
♪ Girls don't look likethey just crawled out of a hole ♪
346
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,360
Like a troll.
347
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,160
What's going on?
348
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,640
- We're learning something, bogey brain.
- But--
349
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,360
♪ Girls are refinedThey don't whine ♪
350
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,680
♪ Don't wanna jump on your bed ♪
351
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,560
♪ Or, like, sit on your head ♪
352
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:17,120
♪ Girls are super duper,they'll be your best friend ♪
353
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,760
♪ Will stick by your sidetill the very end ♪
354
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,680
Well, yeah, sometimes.
355
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,400
Oh, don't stop, girls.
356
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,160
♪ Down with boys ♪
357
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:34,520
I'm so glad to see that your lesson plan
has worked out so well, boys.
358
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,800
Well done, everyone!
359
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,880
♪ Down with boys ♪
360
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,920
♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪
361
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,800
♪ Down with boys ♪
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