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♪ It's not easy being me ♪
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♪ "Wash your face and brush your hair" ♪
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♪ Nag, nag, nagIt's just not fair ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ So down with schoolI'm gonna rule ♪
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♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪
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♪ Then my life would be so sweet ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪
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♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK ♪
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♪ It's so easy being me ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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TV: When Number Gnome Number Three
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went to playwith Number Gnome Number Four...
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TV AND PETER:
Number Gnome Number Seven came, too.
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Ooh, do you want to join in, too?
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It's really fun.
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You just have to do the sums that
the Number Gnomes do. Like this one.
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And when Number Gnome Number Twoand Number Gnome Number Four...
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It's really easy.
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You just have to add up
the Number Gnomes as you go.
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...went to playwith Number Gnome Number Two
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and Number Gnome Number Six...
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TV AND PETER: Number Gnome Number...
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(chuckles) I'll help you.
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TV AND PETER:
Number Gnome Number Fourteen came, too.
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(chuckles) Oh, I love this program.
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I'm not changing the channel, Henry!
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I know.
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- What did you say?
- I said I know.
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I'm quite happy to watch Number Gnomes.
I love Number Gnomes.
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Time for bed, boys.
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But we're watching Number Gnomes.
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Oh. Right, then. Five more minutes.
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TV, PETER AND HENRY: When Number
Gnome Number Two went to play
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with Number Gnome Number Two,
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Number Gnome Number Four came, too.
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Too easy!
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Even I know that two plus two is four.
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What are you doing, Henry?
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Time for the Number Gnomes to go to bed.
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(switch flicks)
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(yells) No!
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(yells) No!
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Eugh! That's gross, Henry.
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Yep, it is.
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Mum! Henry's watching gross stuff again!
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Well, that didn't last long.
At least I've got my comic to read.
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No, I haven't!
I left it in the kitchen!
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Essential prop, this is.
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Where are you going, Henry?
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To get a glass of water?
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Alright, then. But be quick.
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I will.
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- Hello, Henry.
- Doing your homework, Dad?
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- You could say that.
- Anything I can do to help, Dad?
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Not really.
Unless you like counting toothbrushes.
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Well...
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Maybe the Number Gnomes can help.
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Henry, what are you doing out of bed?
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Came down for a glass of water.
What are you doing out of bed?
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Came down for a glass of...
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Ooh, are you playing Number Gnomes?
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Not exactly.
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I'm Number Gnome Number 365.
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And I'm Number Gnome Number 2,799.
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Which means
I'm Number Gnome, uh, Number...
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Which means you're Number Gnome 3,164.
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(clears throat) Yes, thank you, Peter.
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And none of us like brushing our teeth
with Tingly Toothbrushes.
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(all chuckle)
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Henry! Bed!
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We're counting toothbrushes.
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What do you mean "we?"
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- Peter?
- Uh...
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Bed. Now.
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I said bed.
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- Now.
- Oh.
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- Yeah!
- I dunno.
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- Penny for them, Henry.
- Penny for what?
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What you're thinking, Henry.
I can hear your brain working.
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Oh. I'm thinking about working hard.
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You feeling alright, Henry?
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No, not me. My dad.
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Your dad's thinking about working hard?
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Not thinking about it.
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He is working hard. Too hard, I reckon.
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Is he still watching Boodle Poodles?
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Don't think he's got time for that.
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Oh, if you haven't even got time
to watch your favorite TV show,
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then something's gotta change.
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Hey! Watch out!
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Something wrong, slugsnot?
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Yeah, you, snot-for-brains!
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Ha! Write me a letter, worm breath,
so I can file it under "beetle brain."
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Eureka! That's it!
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Thanks, bogey brain.
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For what?
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I can see you, Henry.
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Go on, then. Quickly now.
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Hello, Henry. Glass of water time again?
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Yep. More paperwork?
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Yep. More toothbrushes, too.
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People can't get enough
of Tingly Toothbrushes.
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Which is a good thing.
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But a bad thing too,
'cause it means even more work for you.
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That's right, Henry.
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Still, mustn't complain.
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Don't think the Number Gnomes
can help me this time, Henry.
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Dear, Mr Bob.
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Please could you make sure that my dad
doesn't have too much work to do?
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It's not a good thing for him
to have too much work to do,
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and it's not a good thing for you either
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because he won't be able to keep up
with counting the toothbrushes.
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Signed, a well wisher.
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P.S.: He likes Boodle Poodles.
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In fact, he really loves them,
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and he says he can't even find time
to watch them nowadays.
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That's a bad thing.
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(chuckles) Yeah, I know! Boodle Poodles.
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Just as well I haven't inherited
my dad's bad taste in TV shows!
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To Bossy Bob.
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Oops, better not call him that.
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To Mr Bob.
Boss of Tingly Toothbrushes.
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Somewhere near Ashton.
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The world. The universe.
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What comes after the universe?
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Good question that, but maybe not one
we can answer right now.
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Let's hope this does the trick.
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MUM: Good night, Peter.
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Night, Henry.
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(snores)
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MISS BATTLE-AXE: And so
if you've ever wondered why deep space
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looks broadly the same
on all sides of the sky...
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(snoring)
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It may have something to do with the
waves of gravitational energy, which...
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(snoring)
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Have an even greater impact
on the cosmic microwave background.
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And may indeed contribute
to the theory of everything.
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The theory of everything?
Does that even exist?
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So, if you've ever wondered
what comes after the universe...
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(knock on door)
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(sighs) Enter.
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Please, miss, Miss Oddbod
wants Henry to go to her office now,
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'cause there's a limousine
come to take him away.
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Just when you're about
to learn something interesting,
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along comes a limousine.
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As I was saying, the universe can wait,
'cause this is really, really cool.
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(elevator bell dings)
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Oops. Sorry.
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(gulps)
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Ah, Henry.
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Hello, Mr Bob.
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You're probably wondering
why you're here.
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Well...
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Thank you for your letter, Henry.
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How did you know it was from me?
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I'm very clever, Henry.
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Well, yes.
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And you called your dad "my dad."
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Ah, yes. That would
have been a bit of a giveaway.
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Do you know what I liked most
about your letter Henry?
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Uh, no?
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It showed spirit.
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Where others might have
been fainthearted, you were brave.
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Where others might have told lies,
you told the truth.
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Uh, right.
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I have a son, Henry.
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Yes, I know. We've, uh, met.
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And I would hope that my son
would do for his father
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what you have done for yours.
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You what?
I-I-I mean, uh, yes. Definitely.
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And do I understand that
you're a Boodle Poodles fan too, eh?
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Well, I, uh...
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I love the show. And so does Bill.
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Woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof.
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Right. Well, I probably ought
to get back to school now.
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Yeah, of course, Henry.
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All those things you've got to learn,
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so one day you'll be clever enough
to work for me.
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Just like your dad, eh?
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- Will my dad...?
- Get to keep his job?
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Well, yes.
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Tomorrow is another day, son.
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I'll take that as a yes, then.
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(hums)
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Dad, there's a letter for you.
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(hums)
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Ready for a bit of me time?
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Ah, Henry.
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Ready for a bit of us time?
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Well, yes, but...
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No buts, Henry. We're going
to spend some quality time together.
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Watching Boodle Poodles.
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Woof, woof, woof, woof.
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Come on, Henry. Boodle Poodle with me.
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(yells) No!
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Greetings, loyal subjects.
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This is your King speaking, King Henry.
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PETER: The Horrible.
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What are you doing there?
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- I'm banished.
- Banished?
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Yep. Banished.
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- You banished him, Henry.
- (growls)
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I mean, Your Kingship, Sire.
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That's better.
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No one should forget
that I am King Henry.
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King Henry the Horrible.
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All hail King Henry the Horrible.
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Thank you, Andrew the Anxious.
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So, Henry, what brings you
to the Swamplands?
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(sighs) Alright, alright.
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What brings you to the Swamplands,
Your Kingship, Sire?
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- I am on a mission!
- A mission?
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A mission?
I didn't know we were on a mission.
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- Did you know we were on a mission?
- I dunno.
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A risky and dangerous mission!
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Same thing if you ask me.
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What do you mean?
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Well, risky and dangerous
mean the same thing,
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so you might want to use a different
word, for example, risky and tough.
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Or risky and hard?
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Yeah. That sort of thing. Though tough
and hard could mean the same thing, too.
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Look, we're on a mission,
and that's that.
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OK. But if it's either risky,
or dangerous then...
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(yells) No!
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(yells) No!
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Right. That's better. Shall we carry on?
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(pants) Sorry I'm late.
What have I missed?
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Uh, what have I missed,
King Henry the Horrible?
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Welcome, Al the Aerobic. Not much.
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- You what?
- You haven't missed much.
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Oh, thank you. Who are you?
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I am Peter the Perfect!
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Banished to the Swamplands
for speaking the eternal truth!
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Oh. That's tough.
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But not hard and tough,
because that could mean the same thing.
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Oh, for goodness' sake!
Let's get on with it, shall we?
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- Get on with what?
- Our mission!
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Oh, right. What's one of them, then?
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Our mission,
oh, Knights of the Purple Hand...
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I'm not too late, am I?
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- Greetings, Graham the Greedy.
- Where are we up to, then?
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Our mission
is to find the Crimson Cutlass,
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and bring it back to its rightful home.
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But doesn't the Crimson Cutlass
belong to Margaret?
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Yeah.
And she's never going to give it to us.
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I know no one with that name!
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- And it's rightfully mine, because...
- Because?
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- Just because.
- Because what, Henry?
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- Because it's rightfully mine!
- But...
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(sighs) Shall we get on,
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00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,600
otherwise this episode
will be over before we've even started?
254
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,160
Oh, right. Cool.
255
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:07,720
Not cool?
256
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,640
Where's Ralph the Rudulus?
257
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,600
His grandma's taken him
to the posh car emporium.
258
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,280
Ooo-ee! Get him!
259
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:17,600
So, what's next then, Henry?
Uh, I mean, Your Kingship, Sire?
260
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,360
The Tunnel of Eternal Peril.
261
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,960
Ooh, goody!
That's one of my favorite bits!
262
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,040
- (neighs)
- What are you doing, worm?
263
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,440
Whoa, beauty!
264
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,720
I thought we were traveling by horse.
265
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:45,560
And I haven't got any coconuts,
so I thought I'd clap my hands instead.
266
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,120
I've got some coconuts,
but they're at home.
267
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,240
- Shall get them, Your Kingship, Sire?
- No, thank you.
268
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,640
We can do without the coconuts.
269
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,400
- Halt!
- We have halted, Henry.
270
00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:01,840
We have now arrived
at the Tunnel of Eternal Peril.
271
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:06,160
Ooh, the Tunnel of Eternal Peril.
272
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:11,480
Oh, Keeper of the Tunnel
of Eternal Peril, do you hear me?
273
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,760
I hear you, weary traveler.
274
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:18,800
May we pass,
Keeper of the Tunnel of Eternal Peril?
275
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,840
What does "Eternal Peril" mean anyway?
276
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,200
I'm not sure, but I don't think
it's anything very good.
277
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,120
May we pass, Keeper--
278
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,240
I heard what you said!
279
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,120
I'm just trying to remember
what I have to say next.
280
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,320
(sighs)
281
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,840
Look, I say, "May we pass,"
282
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,960
and you say, "Only if you answer
my questions three,"
283
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,440
and then I say, "Do your worst,"
and then...
284
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,480
Oh, oh, yes, I remember.
285
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,400
Only if you answer my questions three.
286
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,480
Do your worst, oh, Keeper
of the Tunnel of Eternal Peril.
287
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,080
(chuckles) This is fun.
288
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,280
You go first, Bert the Beefy.
289
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,040
What is your name?
290
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,200
I dunno.
291
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,360
What is your mission?
292
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,640
I dunno.
293
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,960
What is your favorite food?
294
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,560
I dunno.
295
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:14,400
You may pass,
oh, Brave Knight of the Purple Hand.
296
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:18,240
This might take a bit of time,
'cause I've got lots of favorite foods.
297
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,520
(slurps)
298
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,160
Your turn now, Henry.
299
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,880
I mean, King Henry the Horrible.
300
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,000
(sighs) About time, too.
301
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,760
What is your name?
302
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,200
Look, just get to the third question.
It's nearly teatime.
303
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:38,200
We haven't got close
to the home of the Crimson Cutlass.
304
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,000
Oh. Alright, then.
305
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:45,520
What is three times 54 divided by 12?
306
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:49,160
What? Why are you asking me
a really difficult one?
307
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,120
- (leaves rustle)
- We could do with Brian the Brainy.
308
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,480
Yeah, well, he's off buying
spare car parts with his dad.
309
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,200
Truly he is wise
in the ways of science.
310
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,160
Look, can't you let me through?
311
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,680
Rules is rules, Henry.
That's what you always say.
312
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,400
(roars)
313
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,720
You don't frighten me, Henry!
314
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,400
The answer's 13 and a half,
Your Kingship, Sire.
315
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,120
Right. Thank you, worm.
316
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,960
Am I unbanished, Your Kingship, Sire?
317
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,320
I'll think about it. (gulps)
318
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,680
The Crimson Cutlass.
319
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,960
ALL: The Crimson Cutlass.
320
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,720
BOY: Psst. King Henry.
321
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,480
- Is it our turn now?
- Yes, but we'll have to be quick.
322
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,880
Oh, right, then.
Come on, Fluffy. It's our turn.
323
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,960
(yawns)
324
00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:01,800
(growls) I am the Terrible Tiger.
325
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,600
(growls)
326
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:07,560
And this is the Terrible Tigress.
327
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,160
(growls)
328
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,440
(all gasp)
329
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,840
Whoa! That's scary.
330
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,040
Yeah. Scarier than a plateful of salad!
331
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,800
Run away!
332
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,280
Wait for me!
333
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,320
♪ King Henry wasn't very brave ♪
334
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,120
♪ In fact he was a terrible knave ♪
335
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,880
♪ He was a liar and a cheat ♪
336
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:39,440
♪ But for horridnessHe really couldn't be beat ♪
337
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,280
Out of my way, worm!
338
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,200
Yes, Your Kingship, Sire.
339
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:47,800
At last. The Treehouse of Terror.
340
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,440
GRAHAM AND AL: The Treehouse of Terror.
341
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,160
The Treehouse of Terror.
342
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,920
(echoes) Is there an echo in here?
343
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Greetings, fair lady.
344
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,120
Who you calling a lady?
345
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:04,320
It is I, King Henry the Horrible.
346
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,760
Never heard of you.
347
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,720
- I'll have a go, shall I, Henry?
- Be my guest.
348
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,760
And who might you be, fair lady?
349
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,840
I am Margaret the Magnificent.
350
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:20,200
- Are you also the Lady of the Lake?
- You what?
351
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,640
The Lady of the Lake. You know,
the lady that lives in the lake.
352
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,280
What's he going on about,
living in a lake?
353
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,960
This is the paradise in which I live.
354
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,200
And oi! No going in our shrubbery.
355
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,800
It makes my dad really mad
when you go in our shrubbery.
356
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,640
(meows)
357
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,280
You were saying?
358
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,320
We've come for the Crimson Cutlass!
359
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,960
The Crimson Cutlass?
360
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,840
Yes. The Crimson Cutlass.
361
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,080
Susan the Sour!
362
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,800
You called, m'lady?
363
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,440
Oh, don't you start with the lady stuff.
364
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,360
I'm Margaret the Magnificent.
365
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,000
Yeah, Margaret the Magnificent.
366
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,480
Bring out the rubber chicken.
367
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,760
If you think you're getting
my Crimson Cutlass,
368
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,640
you've got another thing coming.
369
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:21,000
And speaking of thinking,
you have the brain of a duck.
370
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,920
Well, you're nothing,
but a moody old moose.
371
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,760
And a llama farmer!
372
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,920
Cool. A rubber chicken.
373
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,320
Teatime, boys!
374
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,600
- We win!
- Uh...
375
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,680
You're unbanished, worm.
376
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,320
(screams)
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