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♪ It's not easy being me ♪
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♪ "Wash your face and brush your hair" ♪
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♪ Nag, nag, nagIt's just not fair ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ So down with schoolI'm gonna rule ♪
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♪ And when I'm king, I'll do my thing ♪
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♪ Then my life would be so sweet ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪
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♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK? ♪
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♪ It's so easy being me ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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TV: And it looks like snow, snow, snow,
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all the way to the end of the yearand beyond.
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Snow! How cool is that?!
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(groans) Snow.
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That means an early start, Henry,
to get you into school on time.
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- But--
- DAD: No buts, Henry. N-O spells no.
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But how do you know
what I was going to say?
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That you shouldn't have to go to school
if it's snowing.
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Well, yeah.
That is what I was going to say.
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The answer's still...
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No!
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(purrs)
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(meows)
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(chirps)
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Chillax, guys.
It's only a little bit of snow.
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Oh, snow. I knew there was a reason
why we're getting up early.
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- Morning.
- How bad is it?
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Bigger! Make it bigger!
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Make it bigger than bigger!
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Oh, it's bad. Really bad.
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It looks great to me.
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Thank goodness you're all ready
for school. We need to leave now.
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But I'm not going to school today,
am I?
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Come on, Henry! Stop dragging your feet!
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(grunts) Have a good day.
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Good of your dad to drop you off, Henry.
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Yeah, well, I hadn't exactly planned
to be here today.
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Me neither, Henry.
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My mum said if I came in,
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she'd get me the Gross Pick YourBest Friend's Nose game for Christmas.
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- Cool!
- That's what I thought!
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Hang on a minute. Am I your best friend?
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- Yeah, I reckon so.
- So that means...
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Halt there, young men.
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Where do you think you're going?
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Into school. Unfortunately.
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- Not this way you're not.
- BOTH: Huh?
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Off you go, then.
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(sobs) I was really looking forward
to coming to school.
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Really? Why?
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Because I'd have a chance to play
with all my friends in the snow.
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Oh, right. Well, I suppose
if you look at it that way...
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Only now there won't be
any playing in the snow.
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- Who says?
- (whistle blows)
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I says.
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I mean, I say.
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We're not wearing appropriate clothing.
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Huh? What do you mean?
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He means you're not wearing
appropriate clothing.
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School rules say no pupils
may play in the playground
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when the snow is snowing.
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Unless and until they are wearing
appropriate clothing.
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But I'm wearing a hat.
He's wearing a scarf.
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(sobs)
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He's wearing a hat. And so is she.
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- Where's your hat Bert?
- I dunno.
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HENRY: We're all wearing
appropriate clothing, sir.
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No, you're not.
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Yes, we are.
We're wearing hats and scarves.
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Well, I can't see them.
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This is my hat. My horrid hat.
And I'm wearing it.
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Still can't see it.
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Listen, Henry, a rule is a rule.
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And that's a rule.
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- But...
- But me no buts, Henry.
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If...
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There is is and there is is not, Henry.
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There is no if.
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Come on, Henry. Let's just go inside.
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(indistinct chatter)
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Good morning, everyone.
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Mr Soggington has requested
the use of this assembly
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to remind everyone of the school rules.
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(class groans)
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Over to you, Mr Soggington.
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(Mr Soggington murmurs)
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And, finally, rule number three,
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no playing in the playground
when the snow is snowing.
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Unless and until you are wearing
appropriate clothing.
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And that, my young friends,
and enemies,
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is, as they say, that.
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So...
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(class groans)
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Who can tell me
how many rules there are?
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Yes, Nicola?
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Three, sir.
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Nice try, Nicola,
but the answer is, in fact, four.
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- But...
- But me no buts, Nicola.
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Here we go again.
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Who can tell us
what rule number four is?
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Henry.
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Perhaps you can tell us
what rule number four is?
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Um...
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Come on, Henry. We're waiting.
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Rule number four is...
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Rule number four is there are no rules!
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(class cheers)
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Wrong, Henry.
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Rule number four
is there are three rules.
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Now, then, does anyone need me
to run through that again for them?
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Uh, thank you, Mr Soggington. (claps)
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Now if you'd all like to move
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slowly and quietly
to Miss Lovely's classroom,
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lessons will be conducted there today.
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Did you like my pointy stick, Boudicca?
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Very impressive.
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(sobs)
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Now, now, William. It's not that bad.
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But it is, Miss Lovely.
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It's really bad.
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There there, William.
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All that snow.
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(sobs)
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Snow won't hurt you, William.
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I know! I love snow!
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(wails)
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He wants to play in the snow
with his friends.
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- (blows nose)
- Oh.
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Would you like to pop outside for
a minute while I sort everyone else out?
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I can't, Miss Lovely.
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He's not dressed appropriately.
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Oh, nonsense!
You've got a nice warm scarf on.
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(pupils cheer)
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Oh... I didn't mean everyone.
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They do seem to be having fun.
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I love snow.
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(whistle blows)
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What's going on here,
you horrid children?
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Oh, sorry, Miss Lovely.
Didn't see you there.
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Sorry, Miss Lovely. (sobs)
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(giggles)
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Right, that's enough of that.
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(blows whistle)
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Oi, you horrible lot!
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You know the rules.
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Sir, we know the rules. Well, the rule.
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We understand the rule.
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So what are you doing out here, then?
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We're not breaking the rule.
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But the snow has been snowing,
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and you're playing in the playground.
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And we've got appropriate clothing.
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No, you haven't.
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Yes, we have.
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This is the hat of justice!
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This is the scarf of liberty!
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And these are the mittens of truth.
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ALL: Mittens of truth.
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Scarf of liberty.
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Hat of justice.
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Can you see my horrid hat now, sir?
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Um, no.
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Well, maybe. Sometimes.
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I think it's time
to give in gracefully, Mr Soggington.
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Oh, right, but you see, Miss Oddbod...
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And live to fight another day.
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Oh.
I see what you're saying, Miss Oddbod.
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(clears throat) I have been advised
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by powers higher than me...
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Ahem, by powers much higher than me...
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(inhales deeply)
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...that I should give in gracefully,
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and live to fight another day.
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(all cheer)
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You did it, Henry!
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We did it!
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(all cheer)
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And so we live to fight another day.
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(chuckles) Oh, heck!
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Henry, it's Margaret again.
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That's the sixth time
she's called this evening.
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Is there something
you want to tell me, Henry?
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No way!
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Can I tell him
what it's about, Margaret?
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(high-pitched indistinct chatter)
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She says she wants
to discuss her motivation.
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(sighs) Again!
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- Hello?
- (high-pitched indistinct chatter)
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School panto.
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She's the star. And I'm the director.
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Hello? Hello?
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Are you listening to me, Henry?
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- I'm listening.
- Good.
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So, my question is should I wearthe sequins or the sparkles?
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And if I wear the sparkles...
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Bet you're wondering how this happened.
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It was just another boring school day.
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(trumpet plays)
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(all laugh)
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Hey, Margaret,
is it fancy-dress day today?
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I hereby announce that today is the day
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I shall audition for, and get
the best part in the school panto.
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(blows trumpet)
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I hereby announce that this year's panto
is canceled,
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due to lack of interest.
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Or rather lack of funds.
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No!
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(chalk squeaks)
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(keypad clicks)
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(camera clicks)
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This is all your fault, Henry.
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How's it my fault?
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You ruined last year's play!
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- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
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You were supposed to say no
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when we asked
if there was any room at the inn,
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and you said, "Yes, come on in."
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I was just being friendly.
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Whatever!
I am not letting you ruin it this year.
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(phone honks)
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- Sorted!
- What do you mean sorted?
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It seems, ahem, that the school panto
has been saved.
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Yay! (chuckles)
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Due to the kindness
of a mystery benefactor.
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That's my dad. Mystery benefactor.
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MISS ODDBOD:
Uh, yes, thank you, Margaret.
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Oh, don't thank me. Thank my dad.
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- So, where were we?
- MARGARET: Auditions, Miss Battle-Axe.
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Pardon, Margaret?
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Da panto's da ting, I reckon. So we
should audition now, don'tcha reckon?
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You're right, Margaret.
The panto's the thing.
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But, first, we need a director.
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Henry, perhaps you would do us the honor
of directing the panto this year?
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What? Me?
Uh, no, thank you, Miss Battle-Axe.
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Right, then, that's settled.
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You two, sort it out at break time.
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Now, on with today's lesson.
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So, that's how I ended up working
with old beetle bonce.
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MARGARET: I heard that, Henry.
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Oh, I didn't mean you, darling.
I meant... Peter.
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I-I-I meant Peter.
He's playing a beetle... bonce.
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Hello?
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Oh-hoo-hoo!
Now you've gone and done it.
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Am I really playing a beetle, Henry?
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If so, could I be
the bogusum beetlearius?
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No! I've told you already,
you're the white rabbit.
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But I'm a pink rabbit!
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You'll just have to pretend, won't you?
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Oh, I see! You mean method acting.
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I can do that.
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I'm expected to work with that?
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Being director isn't that bad.You get to boss everyone around.
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And with Rude Ralph as my trustylieutenant, what could go wrong?
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What have you got for me, Ralph?
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Fearless Phantom is a no.
He's too busy being fearless.
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Stunning Stella is a no.
Too busy being stunning
259
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The too-cool-for-school presenters...
260
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Too busy being too cool for school?
261
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You got it!
262
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I thought about asking Father Christmas,
but it's a busy time of year.
263
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Right. Anyone else want to appear
in our perfect panto?
264
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I'm thinking as hard as I can, Henry.
That's not easy for me.
265
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You've got to do more
than just think, Ralph.
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- We need a star by tonight. Or else.
- Or else what?
267
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- Or else we won't have one.
- Right!
268
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Like I said,
what could possibly go wrong?
269
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(indistinct chatter)
270
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,960
- I need a dresser.
- What for?
271
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To dress me, of course.
272
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,440
Can't you dress yourself?
273
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,440
Actors don't dress themselves.
274
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(sighs) Who's next?
275
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- Me.
- Yes, Margaret.
276
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- We need a new Mad Hatter.
- (whimpers)
277
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- What?
- Watch this.
278
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- (shouts) Off with his head.
- (sobs)
279
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See?
280
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,560
Come on, William.
We'll find you another part.
281
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,760
So I'll find my own Mad Hatter,
then, shall I?
282
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And what color do you call this?
283
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,120
It's pink. You like pink.
284
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,600
But I'm the Queen of Hearts!
285
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,360
Otherwise known as the red queen!
286
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,560
How can I be the red queen
without a red queen's hat?
287
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(shouts) Off with his head!
And off with your heads, too!
288
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You , and you, and as for you...
289
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,760
(they giggle)
290
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19, 20.
291
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,440
Where did you lot come from?
292
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(snivels)
293
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(sobs)
294
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,720
Oh, cheer up, William.
You can join Team Snow White.
295
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,800
(sobs)
296
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,600
It's better than being a blade of grass.
297
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,000
Can't I be Snow White?
298
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,680
I don't see why not.
299
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:13,040
(yawns) But, like, I'm Snow White.
300
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,320
Right.
301
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,400
Well, William, you can be Snow White
when she's awake,
302
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,200
and Linda, you can be Snow White
when she's asleep.
303
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,480
How does that sound?
304
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,800
(yawns) Like, cool.
305
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,760
See? You just have to be decisive.
306
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,720
- And you are?
- BERT: I dunno.
307
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,720
(shouts) Off with his head,
off with his head, off with his head!
308
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,320
- What's he doing here?
- He's with me!
309
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,000
- Oh, no, he isn't.
- Oh, yes, he is.
310
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:54,200
He is Anthony to my Cleopatra,
311
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:58,440
Tarzan to my Jane,
Darcy to my Elizabeth.
312
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,800
You only asked me
if I wanted to be the Mad Hatter.
313
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,440
And so you are.
314
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:08,320
The maddest hatter there ever was,
to my red queen, the Queen of Hearts.
315
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,600
(squelching)
316
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,960
Queen of Farts more like!
317
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,720
I think I've found us a star.
318
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,040
I'm a star!
319
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,600
A real star.
320
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,920
Cool! Who is it?
321
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,240
Hmm, that could work.
322
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:29,120
Just one thing, Henry.
He wants to be in the closing song.
323
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,120
(gasps) The closing song!
324
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,960
I knew I'd forgotten something!
325
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,440
Don't you worry, Henry.
I've taken care of it.
326
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,080
This is it.
Let's put a smile on those faces.
327
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,160
(audience cheers)
328
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:53,160
The closing song is called Believe,
329
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,040
and it's written
by my best friend, Ralph.
330
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,120
(audience cheers and applauds)
331
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,400
(whistling)
332
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,120
♪ When I was young, I used to think ♪
333
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,120
♪ That fairies livedunder the kitchen sink ♪
334
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:16,040
♪ That Snow Whitewould come to rescue me ♪
335
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:19,280
♪ That I'd always get homein time for tea ♪
336
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,800
- ♪ But now that I'm older ♪- ♪ I know that life's a bit colder ♪
337
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,560
♪ And often it's really not fair ♪
338
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,520
- ♪ The hatter is mad ♪- ♪ Red queen's just as bad ♪
339
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,120
- ♪ Yeah, just as bad ♪- ♪ And grown ups often don't care ♪
340
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,720
- ♪ So what's left to believe in? ♪- ♪ When everyone's deceiving? ♪
341
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,280
♪ What is the meaning of life? ♪
342
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,240
- ♪ The answer, my friend ♪- ♪ We've saved till the end ♪
343
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,840
♪ Till the end of the very last scene ♪
344
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:49,520
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing
the star of our show tonight...
345
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:54,480
♪ Now I know you'll all agreeIt's obvious, you see ♪
346
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:59,440
♪ The meaning of life is ice cream ♪
347
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,520
(audience cheers and applauds)
348
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,640
(Margaret chatters indistinctly)
349
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,880
As you can see, Ralph saved the day.
350
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,520
Or the panto, at least.
351
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:19,520
So, I hear you ask,
why is this bogey brain...?
352
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,880
- (shrieks)
- Yes, I said bogey brain...
353
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:29,080
Why is this bogey brain still calling me
to discuss her "motivation"?
354
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,600
Well, the panto was such a success
355
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,880
that Miss Oddbod says we have to do
the same again next year.
356
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,320
Or else!
357
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,800
Henry? Henry! Are you still there?
358
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,920
Yes, I'm still here.
359
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,080
So, what do you think,sparkles or sequins?
360
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,200
No!
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