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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,040 ♪ It's not easy being me ♪ 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:09,040 ♪ "Wash your face and brush your hair" ♪ 3 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:11,840 ♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪ 4 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:14,880 ♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪ 5 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:18,480 ♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪ 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,280 ♪ And when I'm king, I'll do my thing ♪ 7 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,960 ♪ Then my life would be so sweet ♪ 8 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,840 ♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪ 9 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:30,040 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪ 10 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:33,400 ♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK? ♪ 11 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,600 ♪ It's so easy being me ♪ 12 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,760 ♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪ 13 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,960 - Is that what I think it is? - Yeah, it's a flick. 14 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,720 Cool! 15 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,440 Watch this. 16 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,760 Cool move! What's it called? 17 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,120 Flick the bogey! 18 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,800 (both laugh) 19 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:08,560 Just as I was saying. The most horrible of the lot. 20 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,800 - BOTH: Yes, sir. - Hang on a roly mo. 21 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,760 What's that you've got in your hand? 22 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:18,600 - Nothing, sir. - Do you think I was born yesterday? 23 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,960 Show me your other hand. 24 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:25,240 Oh, you mean this, sir? It's just a yoyo. 25 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:29,120 Just a yoyo? Just a yoyo?! 26 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,680 You know full well, my lad, 27 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:34,200 that Miss Oddbod has banned yoyos in the playground. 28 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,640 Um, has she? 29 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:39,960 Following a nasty incident with a bogey, if I'm not mistaken. 30 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,920 Which ended up on Tiddles's head. 31 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,720 (snorts) Um, did it? 32 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,160 Yes, it did. 33 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,040 So I'll be having that yoyo, Henry. 34 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,960 That's more like it. 35 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:55,560 Hold on a roly mo. What's this? 36 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:58,080 It's a... bogey! 37 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,120 No! 38 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,960 (snores) 39 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,200 Whoa... Like, what? 40 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,880 ALL: Whoa! 41 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,960 (pants) 42 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,920 - Why, you! - (children squeal) 43 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,440 Ah. Henry. 44 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,440 - Miss, I-- - Sit, Henry. 45 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,400 I saw that. 46 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,080 (pants) 47 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:41,880 Miss Oddbod... 48 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:45,080 Oh... good morning, Mr Soggington. 49 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,320 (pants) 50 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,360 Is something wrong, Mr Soggington? 51 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,680 Is that what I think it is? 52 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:55,640 Uh, no. No. It's not what you think it is, Miss Oddbod. 53 00:02:55,720 --> 00:03:00,520 So, it's not a yoyo with a, ahem, a bogey on it? 54 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,960 - (gasps) - No, it definitely is not. 55 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,480 Is not what? 56 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,240 Uh, not what you said. 57 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,640 Oh, OK, then. 58 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,120 Well, must go. Can't keep my lovely class waiting. 59 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,200 Miss Oddbod, I... 60 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,200 Just get rid of it, Mr Soggington. 61 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,000 Yes, Miss Oddbod. Yeah. 62 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,880 Right away, Miss Oddbod. 63 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,680 Ow... 64 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,440 (chalk squeaks on board) 65 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,720 - (bell rings) - (class cheers) 66 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,120 - Back-up yoyo. - Cool. 67 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,000 Henry! 68 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,800 Uh, yes, Miss Battle-Axe? 69 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:45,280 - What's that behind your back? - Uh, nothing, Miss Battle-Axe. 70 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,720 - (gulps) - (blows whistle) 71 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,040 Reporting for duty, Miss Battle-Axe. 72 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:59,400 Suspect suspected of being in possession of a yoyo. 73 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:03,800 Ah, Henry, you know the rules. 74 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,440 No yoyos in the classroom. 75 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:10,080 So, I'll be having that, young man. 76 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:14,800 - But, sir... - Don't "but, sir" me. Hand it over. 77 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:19,800 You'll find this in the confiscation cupboard. 78 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,960 Only you won't. 79 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:25,480 Find it in the confiscation cupboard, that is. 80 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:30,240 Because Miss Oddbod's changed the lock and hidden the key, 81 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:34,120 so there's no way you'll ever find anything 82 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:38,240 in the confiscation cupboard ever again. 83 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,320 (cackles) 84 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,160 (coughs) 85 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,920 Ow... 86 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:52,120 Go and do whatever it is you horrid boys do. 87 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,480 What took you so long? 88 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,320 Confiscation. Again. 89 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,520 - Battle-Axe? - And Soggy Sid. 90 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:04,400 Oh, come on, you're the king of the confiscation cupboard. 91 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,960 - You'll get them back, easy. - Yeah, right. 92 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,600 (sobs) 93 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,720 (Mr Soggington mutters) 94 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:21,200 Never mind, Henry. There'll be more yoyos. 95 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:24,600 Not like those. They're flicks. And flicks... 96 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,800 BOTH: Flick the best bogeys. 97 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,600 (both sigh) 98 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,960 - Good day, Henry? - Not particularly. 99 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:38,720 - I've had a lovely day! - And I care because? 100 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,080 Don't be horrid, Henry. 101 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,960 I've got the best homework ever! 102 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,680 It's chemistry homework, 103 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:49,000 only it's not really because Miss Lovely gave it to us, 104 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,640 so, you see, it's not homework, really, at all. 105 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,480 Oops. Sorry, Henry. 106 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,400 Which one do you like best, Henry? 107 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,320 Neither. They both stink. 108 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,600 This one's called Eau de Loveliness. 109 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,160 - Really? - Yes. 110 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:11,280 And this one's called Eau de Pure Loveliness. 111 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,000 (sniffs) 112 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,440 Smells like Eau de Fartliness to me. 113 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,640 Fine, Henry. If that's what you want. 114 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:25,600 What?! It did smell like fartliness. 115 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,000 Try this for size. 116 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,080 (sniffs and coughs) 117 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:37,480 Oh! Ew! That's gross! 118 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,800 Precisely. 119 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,360 (coughs) 120 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,080 Eureka! 121 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:45,800 That's it! 122 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,360 The boy's a genius! 123 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,040 PETER: Go away. 124 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,840 Whoa! Scary! 125 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:59,120 Whatever you want, Henry, the answer's no. 126 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,400 How much? 127 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:01,680 How much what? 128 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,600 How much to make me some more of this? 129 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:05,960 Are you serious? 130 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:09,960 Yes. Deadly serious. I need at least three batches by tomorrow. 131 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,920 (whispers) 132 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:15,880 Deal. 133 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:19,520 I need a light-sensitive one and one which has a delayed reaction. 134 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,800 Can you do that? 135 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:25,800 What kind of clever chemist would I be if I couldn't do that? 136 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,280 Cool. Ooh, and have them delivered to my bedroom before school. 137 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:33,160 Your wish is my command, master. 138 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,400 (tablet beeps) 139 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,160 MUM: Henry! 140 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,520 Get out of bed right now! 141 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:56,840 (yawns) 142 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:59,680 (sniffs) Eugh! 143 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:02,440 Cool! 144 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,560 You might need this. 145 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,880 Oh, yeah! Thanks, worm. 146 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,920 Don't mention it. 147 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,200 Time for Operation Stink. 148 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,880 (chalk squeaks) 149 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,440 Ah, Henry. Sit. 150 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,240 I saw that, Henry. 151 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:37,240 Oh! That smells like... 152 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,320 Um, Miss Battle-Axe? 153 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,120 Can't you see I'm busy, Henry? 154 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:44,440 But you might like to see this, Miss Battle-Axe. 155 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:48,800 (gasps and blows whistle) 156 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,200 Hmm. 157 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:04,880 (Mr Soggington mutters) 158 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,400 There you are, Henry. 159 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,840 - Shh. - Listen, Henry, I know you're upset. 160 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,200 About what? 161 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,800 About your yoyo. 162 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,000 Nope. Not upset at all. 163 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,320 (mutters) 164 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,360 - Really? - Nope. 165 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,920 - Time brings all things to pass. - You what? 166 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,280 Watch and learn, my friend. Watch and learn. 167 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,040 (sniffs) 168 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,920 Not much of a hiding place. 169 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:41,720 Oh... (coughs) 170 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,960 Ooh! (coughs) 171 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,760 (Mr Soggington groans) 172 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,040 (both cough) 173 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,080 (both cough) 174 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,520 No! 175 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,120 Walk! Don't run! 176 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:39,720 You horrid boys. 177 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,920 (beeps) 178 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,160 It doesn't make sense that he didn't marry her, 179 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,080 but it doesn't make sense that she didn't marry him. 180 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,520 Yeah, marry him. 181 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:03,320 - You what, Margaret? - I agree with you, Margaret. 182 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,720 - Which bit? - All of it. 183 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:10,000 Excuse me, Margaret. Is that a mobile phone you've got there? 184 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,240 This? No, sir, it's not. 185 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,920 It looks like a mobile phone, Margaret. 186 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,760 Well, it's not, sir. 187 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:21,680 It's a mobile mirror, sir, just like Gurinder's. Huh? 188 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,880 Hmm, I wasn't born yesterday, you know. 189 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,920 It's a really cool mirror, sir. 190 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,760 Ooh. 191 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:30,080 Excuse me! Coming through! 192 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,560 Yeah, gangway, girls. 193 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,800 Alright, alright! No need to push! 194 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,480 Now, then, no pushing. 195 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:42,920 - Hear what sir said? No pushing. - Shall I show you how to open it, sir? 196 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,520 Oi! 197 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:50,560 - See, sir? - Oh, yes. Clever that is. 198 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,320 (sighs) 199 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,280 I said... 200 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,280 No! 201 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,560 (bell rings) 202 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:08,360 - Off you go. You'll be late. - (girls giggle) 203 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,600 (yawns) 204 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,400 Yes, Margaret? Can I help you? 205 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,320 It's all Henry's fault, miss. 206 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,000 Thank you, Margaret. Sit down now. 207 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,000 (yawns) 208 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,200 (snores) 209 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:41,960 Today, we are examining the little-known life of the lesser-spotted roach, 210 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,360 also known as the hunter beetle, 211 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:49,200 because of its ability to track down its prey. 212 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:52,120 I'm going to hunt you down, Henry. 213 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:57,480 The lesser-spotted roach also has the ability to appear normal and nice, 214 00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:00,560 without being at all normal and nice. 215 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,320 Just like you, bogey brain. 216 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,240 What is it, Brian? 217 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:09,520 Uh, please, miss, I think you've drawn one too many legs. 218 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,360 Margaret, what are you doing? 219 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,880 Looking for something. 220 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,880 And what, may enquire, are you looking for? 221 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,480 What is it, Ralph? 222 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:30,280 Maybe she's looking for the lesser-spotted roach. 223 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,520 (all laugh) 224 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,440 (sobs) 225 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,200 That's enough, all of you! 226 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:41,720 Margaret, please look for whatever you're looking for 227 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,400 at the end of the lesson. 228 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,920 (sighs) Now, then, where was I? 229 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,640 Uh, please, miss, I think you've drawn one too many legs. 230 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,200 (indistinct chatter) 231 00:13:56,560 --> 00:14:00,360 Guess who, Henry? "I'm going to hunt you down, Henry." 232 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,480 (both laugh) 233 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,760 - Where is it, Henry? - Where's what? 234 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,800 You know what I'm talking about. 235 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,000 No, I don't. 236 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,480 I am talking about my mobile phone. 237 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:15,600 Uh, I thought you said it was a mobile mirror, Margaret. 238 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,600 It was. I mean, it is. 239 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,480 I mean, oh, never mind, sir. Henry took it! 240 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,960 Is this true, Henry? 241 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,920 Did you take Margaret's mobile phone? 242 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,720 I mean, her mobile mirror? 243 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,520 No. I've never even seen her mobile mirror. 244 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,280 Yes you have, Henry. 245 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:37,040 You've been jealous of my mobile... mirror forever, 246 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,640 and now you've stolen it! 247 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,080 (all gasp) 248 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,520 Yes, that's right. 249 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,520 You pushed past me in the corridor, 250 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:48,640 and you took it right from under my very nose, and now... 251 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:53,000 And now... and now you're pretending that you didn't take it, 252 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:56,760 and you're trying to make me seem like the not-normal and nice one, 253 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:01,080 when everyone knows that it's really you who's not normal and nice. 254 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,240 Face it, Henry, there's nowhere you can run to! 255 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,800 Nowhere to hide! 256 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,520 Come on, Henry. Let's go. 257 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,480 If all else fails, run! 258 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,800 I was born to run! 259 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,840 - Morning, Henry. - Morning, Dad. 260 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,800 - You're late, Henry. - I know, Dad. 261 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,040 I'll give you a lift into school. 262 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,560 - Oh, thanks, Dad. - Just got to find my tie. 263 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,840 That means I've got time for another bowl of cereal. 264 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,920 (slurps and chomps) 265 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,800 Huh? 266 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,760 "Is this boy a criminal?" 267 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,360 What? 268 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:51,000 "This boy might look normal and nice on the outside, 269 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:55,400 but inside he's far from normal and far from nice." 270 00:15:55,480 --> 00:16:01,000 "So, lock up your mobile phones, because Henry's here and he's horrible." 271 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,200 They can't even get my name right! 272 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,240 Who wrote this stuff? 273 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:08,200 "Written by Bill, son of Bob." 274 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,840 "Who, by the way, owns this paper." 275 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:15,440 And who also just happens to be my dad's boss! 276 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,640 That's so not fair! 277 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,480 - Ready, Henry? - Ready, Dad. 278 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,480 - How do I look? - Um, good, Dad. 279 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,960 Good. I mean, good that I look good. 280 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,480 Today I have my annual review at work. 281 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,120 (gulps) Your annual review? 282 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:34,720 Yes, you know, when Bossy Bob gives me a pay rise. If I'm lucky. 283 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:40,120 So, I'm asking myself, do I feel lucky? And I do! 284 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,600 (gulps) That's great, Dad. 285 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,840 (camera shutter clicks) 286 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:54,120 DAD: Looks like the paparazzi are waiting for you, Henry. 287 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,560 Bye, Dad. 288 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,920 (children boo) 289 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,440 Horrible Henry, have anything to say? 290 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:12,600 - Well, I'm not horrible, for a start. - That's not what we've been told. 291 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:16,000 I'm horrid, and that's not the same thing. 292 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:19,400 Look, whatever has been said about me is not true. 293 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,320 That's not what she says. 294 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,320 But she's not telling the truth. 295 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,280 Well, she says it's the truth. 296 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,760 But why do you believe her and not me? 297 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,440 It makes a better story. 298 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:33,720 It makes a better story? But this is my life. 299 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:37,760 Well, life's tough, kid. Specially when you've got an enemy like her. 300 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,840 My office now, Henry. 301 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,600 Henry, why did you take Margaret's mobile mirror? 302 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,080 I didn't take it, Miss Oddbod. 303 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,960 I didn't even borrow it. 304 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,800 Not even accidentally. 305 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,840 MARGARET: Down with Horrible Henry! 306 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,560 SUSAN: Yeah, Horrible Henry. 307 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:01,880 CROWD: Down with Horrible Henry! Down with Horrible Henry! 308 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,400 - Down with Horrible Henry! - (sighs) 309 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:08,040 You're going to have to stay in detention today, Henry. 310 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,840 No buts, Henry. It's for the best. 311 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,280 (sighs) 312 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,400 Until we can get to the bottom of all this. 313 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:23,200 Do you have any idea what a day in detention is like? 314 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,960 - (purrs) - (TV turns on) 315 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,960 REPORTER: And we bring you another broadcast. 316 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:37,160 BB Silver, you have actually met the boy they're calling Horrible Henry. 317 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,080 It's Horrid Henry! 318 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:43,040 And I'm not really horrid. At least not in the way you think I am. 319 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,120 Well, I've met him and all I can say 320 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,800 is that he might seem normal and nice, but he isn't really. 321 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,240 Normal and nice, that is. 322 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,920 - You heard it here first. - (TV turns off) 323 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,160 - Hey, Henry. - Hey, Dad. Did you get your pay rise? 324 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,720 Not this time, Henry. 325 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,600 Something to do with someone stealing something. 326 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:04,600 Actually, I couldn't quite work out what Bob was talking about. 327 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,040 Enough is enough! 328 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,400 Yes? 329 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,640 - I've just seen the news. - Good interview, wasn't it? 330 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,360 Not for me! 331 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:25,080 Why did you get all those people to say all those bad things about me? 332 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,680 Because they're true! 333 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:30,200 But they're not true. You just think they're true. 334 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,760 Same thing. Your truth is different to my truth, Henry. 335 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,040 Too right! 336 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:39,600 But unfortunately for you, Henry, everyone believes my truth. 337 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,880 Now, where's my mobile? 338 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,440 (gasps) 339 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:47,200 Oh, like, here it is, Margaret. 340 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,080 (yells) You what? 341 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,960 You had it all the time? 342 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:54,800 Yeah, like, well, all the time what? 343 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,280 (yawns) 344 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,600 You can go now, Henry. 345 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,240 Aren't you even going to say you're sorry? 346 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:06,400 My dad says being a princess means never having to say you're sorry. 347 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,680 Right. I'll deal with it, then, shall I? 348 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,440 (keypad beeps) 349 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:16,680 Hello? Is that the editor of the Ashton Argos? 350 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:24,160 - PETER: Oh, Henry, you're in the paper! - HENRY: I know! 351 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,880 "Henry saves the day." 352 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:31,640 "Henry, a model pupil of Ashton Primary, saved the day 353 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,520 when he uncovered an injustice 354 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:37,400 and revealed that you can't always believe everything you read, 355 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,400 especially when you are up against an opponent 356 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:44,080 who seems dead set on destroying you, no matter what." 357 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,280 I guess it's true what they say. 358 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,360 One man's truth is another man's lie. 359 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,760 So, go carefully today, my friend, 360 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,800 and may the truth be with you! 25637

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