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[theme song playing]
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♪ It's not easy being me ♪
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♪ "Wash your face And brush your hair" ♪
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♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ So down with schoolI'm gonna rule ♪
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♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪
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♪ And then my life Would be so sweet ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, nahNah, nah, ney ♪
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♪ The Purple Hand GangRules, okay ♪
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♪ It's so easy being me ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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[birds chirping]
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I'm going now!
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I said, I'm going now!
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Have a good day, princess.
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Huh, as if you care.
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Do you want me to run you
to school, poppet?
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Not today, Dad.
Can't you see I'm busy?
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Oh, uh, right.
Only I--
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I said,
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[screaming]
no!
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[screaming] No!
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Whatever you say, poppet.
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And don't call me "poppet".
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Oh, sorry, poppet.
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Ugh... Parents.
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Who'd have them?
They're only good for one thing
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and that's giving you stuff.
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Like, the Excellent Excelcious
25000 Free Five-way
mobile phone.
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Look at it. Is that not
a thing of beauty?
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It's got extra dongles
and three different types
of Peppermint Posies.
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And it's got a state-of-the-art
recording studio built-in,
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which of course I'm
going to need,
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if I'm going to be a star.
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Ha. No equipment
on this planet
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could make you a star,
beetle bones.
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Hey, how are you doing today?
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Do you mind? I'm talking.
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This is my show,
bogey brain.
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I'm the one who does
the talking around here.
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That's what you think.
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Yeah, it is what I think.
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All right then,
have it your own way.
What do I care, anyway?
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I'm going to be a star
just as soon as I
get my new mobile phone.
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Yeah, yeah, you already told us
with a built-in... [mocks]
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State-of-the-art
recording studio.
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Hang on a minute.
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Did you say, a built-in
state-of-the-art
recording studio?
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Yeah, I did.
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Cool.
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Well, dream on, slug's nut,
'cause you're not getting one.
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I am. And when I do,
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-it's farewell frown-face...
-[cooing]
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hello happiness.
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Yeah, well, like I said,
it will never happen.
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It just so happens, it will.
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'Cause my dad has arranged
for the producer
of Make Me a Star
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to come to dinner
this very night at my house.
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Not your house,
my house.
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So, like I said,
farewell, rot-face.
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I'm impressed.
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-[ringing]
-Hello.
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Dad, it's me.
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[chittering on phone]
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Margaret, your daughter,
remember?
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[chittering]
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Listen, I need you to invite
the producer of Make me a Star
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to our house for dinner tonight.
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[chittering]
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[angrily]
Yes, of course it's important.
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Ah, there you are.
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How do I look?
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Ooh yes, I do
look gorgeous, don't I?
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Pink really is my colour.
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What's that? What am I
singing tonight?
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Shh, it's a secret.
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[laughs]
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Nearly showtime.
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Just time to do
my breathing exercises.
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[inhales]
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Mm, me, me, me, me,
me, me, me, me.
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Ah, ready, poppet?
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Ugh... Can't you see
I'm breathing?
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Oh, uh, sorry, poppet,
I'll come back in five.
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Make sure you do.
And don't call me "poppet"!
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Now, where was I?
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Oh, yes, breathing.
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[inhales]
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Mm, me, me, me, me,
me, me, me, me, me, me.
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Ah, there you are.
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Well, you didn't expect me
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to let this chance
pass me by, did you?
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If that beetle brain
is going to be a star,
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then I am, too.
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Well, wish me luck.
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[Mum reading] "And so, Rony Mo
and Little Bo
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sat down to a yuppity tea
of moly munchies."
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[meows]
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[Mum] Henry, is that you?
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Um... Just going to get
my homework book.
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Homework book?
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[speaking gibberish]
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[knock at the door]
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Enter.
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-Ready, poppet?
-Ready?
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Of course, I'm ready.
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Showtime.
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Showtime.
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Surprise.
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[violin music playing]
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♪ Shh, it's a secretNo need to shout ♪
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♪ Secrets are whatIt's all about ♪
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♪ Secret club What do we do? ♪
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♪ Shh, it's a secret Not telling you ♪
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♪ Nunga, nunga, nunga, ninWithout the passwordYou can't come in ♪
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♪ Only for girlsWe don't like boys ♪
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♪ Unless you've gotsome really good toys ♪
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♪ Secret club is the bestSecret club rules the nest ♪
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♪ S-E-C-R-E-T club, yeah ♪
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That's enough, Moody Margaret.
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The Purple Hand Gang
fights back.
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Hooray.
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What are you
doing here, traitor?
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She threatened to tell my mum
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that I was reading
a Gross Class Hero comic
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instead of doing
my maths homework yesterday.
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What a mouldy old Measle.
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One, two, three, four.
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[upbeat music playing]
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♪ Purple Hand Gang's Beyond compare ♪
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♪ Whenever you need usWe'll be there ♪
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♪ Top-level missionsAre what we do ♪
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♪ Don't call usWe'll call you ♪
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♪ I'm the leaderAnd if you forget ♪
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♪ You'll walk the plankNo safety net ♪
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♪ We're mean and murkyCrazy and cool ♪
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♪ Chocolate biscuitsAre our fuel ♪
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♪ Purple Hand GangIs the best ♪
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♪ Purple Hand GangBeats the rest ♪
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♪ P-U-R-P-L-E Hand Gang ♪
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♪ Enemy ahoy!Hang on to your coats ♪
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♪ Pull up the drawbridgeAnd fill the moat ♪
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♪ We run to attackI'll beat your sword♪
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♪ There's never timeFor us to get bored ♪
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♪ Purple is the colourPirates is the game ♪
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♪ You know the Purple Hand GangIs the name ♪
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♪ Wherever we goWherever we run ♪
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♪ The Skull and CrossbonesThat's our home ♪
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♪ Play with dollies,Biscuit eating ♪
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♪ Reading comicsEnemy beating ♪
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♪ We don't boastWe don't brag ♪
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♪ All you needIs your own handbag ♪
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♪ When the going Gets really rough ♪
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♪ The Purple Hang GangGets really tough ♪
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♪ Alien invasionPirate raid ♪
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♪ Give us a callWe'll come to your aid ♪
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[grunting]
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♪ Secret Club is the best ♪
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♪ Secret ClubRules the nest ♪
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♪ Purple Hand Gang Is the best ♪
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♪ Purple Hand Gang Beats the rest ♪
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♪ Secret Club is the best ♪
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♪ Secret Club rules the nest ♪
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♪ Purple Hand Gang Is the best ♪
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♪ Purple Hand Gang Beats the rest ♪
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♪ Our club is the best ♪
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[all applaud]
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Yay, Windy! Well done!
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Well done, woohoo.
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[Henry groans]
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Where's he gone?
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This is all your fault,
slug breath.
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You stole my moment.
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Wait, I've got
good news, poppet.
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What?
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Well, the famous producer
he say, yes.
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He say yes, what?
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He say, yes, you are
a superstar in the making.
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Yes!
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What's my first stage role
going to be, then?
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-Um...
-How about the Wicked Witch?
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-[chuckles]
-You watch--
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Oh, yes. The Wicked Witch
in Somewhere Over the Tornado.
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[gasps] I love that show.
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What do you think
of that, poppet?
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Don't call me "poppet"!
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Phew. What a night.
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So, Margaret's dad
paid the producer
to say all that.
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Who said money doesn't talk?
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[laughs wickedly]
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...the answer when divided by 50
and multiplied by 365 is...
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[snoring]
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-Henry!
-Whoa.
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Sorry, Miss Battle-Axe,
uh, late night last night.
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Ah, Miss Battle-Axe.
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I am looking for volunteers.
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Oh, no problem, Miss Oddbod.
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-Henry.
-Uh, yes, Miss Battle-Axe?
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We'll have one volunteer
at your service.
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What? No! I mean...
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Um... what am I
volunteering for?
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Being a bogey brain,
beetle bug that's what.
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-Miss Oddbod.
-Uh, thank you, Boudica.
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I need a volunteer
to help me make a video.
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[all clamouring]
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It's too late. Henry has
already volunteered.
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Yes! Ha, I'm going to
make a video.
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Na, na, na, na, na.
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Of course, it's not something
I think Henry can be trusted
to do on his own.
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What?
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So, he'll be working
with another volunteer.
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Huh?
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Thank you, Margaret,
for volunteering.
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[screaming] No!
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So, you see,
that's the challenge.
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Um, what's the challenge,
Miss Oddbod?
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To sell the school, Henry.
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We're going to sell the school?
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Well, uh, yes,
in a manner of speaking.
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We're gonna sell the school!
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Can you believe that?
[chuckles]
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So, what video
are you making?
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Gross Class Hero's gruesomest
gross beats ever?
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Boodle Poodles
bounce backwards?
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Scooter Skater's
sky roll school?
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No. My video is going to be
even bigger and better
than all those put together.
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Ha. What do you mean
your video?
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The video
I'm going to make.
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The video you are going
to make with what?
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-You what?
-You heard me.
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With what are you
going to make the video
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what you are going to make?
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-Um...
-She's right, Henry.
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You haven't got
a video camera.
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But you've got one.
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Well, Mum lent it
to my Aunty Shields,
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who gave it to my second cousin,
Alex, twice removed.
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-And then--
-Great.
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No video camera.
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Oh, well then, I guess
that's going to be the video
what I'm going to make.
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Isn't it?
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How are we going to
play this, then?
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Well, I'll be
the very important Director.
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Ralph, you can be the second
and third and fourth A.D.
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Cool.
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Hmm, I'll be best boy.
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-And me.
-And me.
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And me.
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Susan can be
the costume designer.
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Gurinder, you're on make-up,
Linda, hair.
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Soraya, you can be
the singing coach.
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Ooh, will there be
singing in it?
255
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:30,560
No.
256
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,480
Brian, you're in-charge
of accounts.
257
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,880
Graham, catering, Al, stunts.
258
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,000
Bert?
259
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,200
-I don't know.
-Correct.
260
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,800
-William?
-[weeps]
261
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,320
Forget it, you're fired.
262
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:46,360
[wailing]
263
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,400
And everyone else
can be extras.
264
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,800
[all] Hooray.
265
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,280
But don't think
you're going to get a credit.
266
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,600
[all booing]
267
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:58,440
I am the very important
Director and what I say, goes.
268
00:13:58,680 --> 00:13:59,720
[all] Ugh.
269
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,280
Hey, coming through,
excuse me.
270
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,680
I heard you're making a video.
271
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,520
I have come
to offer my services.
272
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,440
Uh... what can you do?
273
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:12,440
Well, uh, I'm a reasonably good
football player.
274
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,480
I hit darts every now and then.
I play the tuba.
275
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,960
No, none of that's working
for me, buddy.
276
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,760
I can be pretty mean.
[growls]
277
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:23,400
[all groaning]
278
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:26,080
All right, then, security.
279
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,480
Oh, uh, right.
280
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:28,720
[clears throat]
281
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:33,200
It's time to make my very
important Director's speech.
282
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,280
Oh, well, yes, of course.
283
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,520
Listen to me, you lot.
284
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,440
Tomorrow we are
making our movie.
285
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,920
[all cheering]
286
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,080
Correction, I'm making a movie.
287
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,720
You lot are just helping me.
288
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,440
[all] Oh? Yay!
289
00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:00,640
And if I say pink is purple
and purple is pink,
290
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,280
then you don't blink.
291
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,640
If I say, down is up
and up is down,
292
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,280
you don't even frown!
293
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:10,840
Oh, [laughs] I'm a poet
and I don't even know it.
294
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,520
[laughs]
295
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:18,400
And if I tell you to laugh,
you laugh!
296
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,160
[bored laugh]
297
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,080
Right, I think
that covers everything.
298
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,160
Um, Margaret,
I haven't got a job.
299
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,320
You? You.
300
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,200
You're the first A.D.
301
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:36,000
Yes! First A.D! [laughs]
302
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,120
That's assistant Director,
303
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,080
[hesitantly] isn't it?
304
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,680
Well, that's good,
isn't it?
305
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,720
Oh, yes.
306
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,040
It's good, Henry.
307
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:54,840
It means, you belong
to me, forever!
308
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:58,040
[laughs maliciously]
309
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:03,520
Now then, let's get this show
rolling and gathering no moss.
310
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,680
We're gonna break down the doors
311
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,560
and blow open the windows
on this old school,
312
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:12,640
and we are going to
sell, sell, sell!
313
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:18,760
Oh, dear. I hope we haven't
done something we're going to
regret later, Boudica.
314
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,440
Quite likely, Cynthia.
315
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,720
Hmm...
316
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:25,760
Perhaps, you'd better keep
an eye on this, Boudica.
317
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:29,360
With pleasure, Miss Cynthia,
with pleasure.
318
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,000
[skids]
319
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,000
And where do you think
you're going?
320
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,080
To school, we're making a movie.
321
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,000
Correction, I'm making
a movie.
322
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,240
-You are--
-Just helping, yes, I know.
323
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,240
Aren't you going to ask me
what I'm doing now?
324
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,480
What are you doing now,
bogey brain?
325
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:53,880
I beg your pardon?
326
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:59,160
Sorry. What are you doing now,
oh, very important Director?
327
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,200
-I am thinking...
-Thinking about what?
328
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,320
Thinking about what
to call my movie.
329
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,760
Oh, ha. Good luck
with that then.
330
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:10,680
Uh, it's the first A.D.'s job
to come up with a title.
331
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,840
Is it? Oh, in that case,
332
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,960
How about,
Buy this School, Now?
333
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,440
Hmm. Doesn't have much
of a ring about it.
334
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,880
How about something
a bit more exotic?
335
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,960
Oh, I know. Bogeus Maximus.
336
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,240
It's the school motto.
337
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,400
Even I know that's
not true, Henry.
338
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,880
Try again.
339
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,840
[sighs] All right, then.
340
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,280
How about the real school motto?
341
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,360
Which is?
342
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,360
Ad solum esperanto.
343
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,160
-I think.
-Hmm?
344
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,160
I like that. I'll have that.
345
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,920
Ad solum Despereto.
346
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,200
-But...
-[rumbling]
347
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,280
[brakes squeal]
348
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,280
[honks]
349
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,440
What's that?
350
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,760
That is my driver.
351
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:54,720
All very important Directors
have drivers, didn't you know?
352
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,840
[sighs] Oh, Ad solum Despereto.
353
00:17:59,040 --> 00:17:59,920
[beeping]
354
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,040
Welcome toAshton Primary School.
355
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:07,480
A school which has producedat least one famous pupil.
356
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:13,200
And many brilliant teachers.
357
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,600
What's she doing here?
358
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,720
Oh, I'm just keepingan eye on you, Henry.
359
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,720
Like any good ExecutiveProducer, [chuckles]
360
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,320
from a distance.
361
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,640
Turn over.
362
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,800
[snores and groans]
363
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:33,320
Ahem. And now, let meshow you around ourmodest, little school.
364
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:39,760
It comes complete with yourvery own demon dinner lady.
365
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,240
And her very own vatof delicious stew.
366
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:48,120
Boys' and girls' toilets.I mean, lavatories.
367
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,400
[weeping]
368
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,360
Exceptionallywell-behaved pupils,
369
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,680
who are most definitelynot out of control.
370
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,760
[all clamouring]
371
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:04,960
Oops.
372
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,920
And our highly secure
373
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,840
[whispers]
confiscation cupboard.
374
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,120
Thank you, Peter.
375
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,720
The professional cantake it from here.
376
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:25,800
So, if you want to buythis school, you better hurry.
377
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:30,080
And who wouldn't want to buysomething as lovely as this?
378
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,440
It's yours for a quidif you can get me onto
Too Cool for School.
379
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,160
Oh, nearly forgot.
380
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,760
Ad solum Despereto.
381
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,640
[all in bored voice]
Ad solum Despereto.
382
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,160
It's a wrap.
383
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,080
Now, where's myvery important hat?
384
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:53,360
Well, when I asked you
to sell the school,
385
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:57,360
I didn't think you would
actually try to sell the school.
386
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,920
I was thinking more
that you would
387
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,840
sell the school to pupils
who might want to come here.
388
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,040
[both] Oh.
389
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:09,840
Tell me, who was responsible
for making this video?
390
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,640
-She was.
-He was.
391
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,880
Well, you're fired.
392
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,120
[both screaming] No!
393
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,040
Thank you and goodnight.
394
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:24,640
[theme music playing]
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