Original subtitles

[theme song playing]

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ "Wash your face And brush your hair" ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪

♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪

♪ And then my life Would be so sweet ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang Rules, okay ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

Stew for lunch again, henry.

Oh, how I love stew.

I could sing a song to stew.

♪ Stew, stew, You smell like poo ♪

[laughter]

Excuse me, girls coming through.

Yeah, coming through.

Hey, you're queue barging.

No we're not.

Yes you are!

Prove it.

I can prove it.

No, you can't.

Yeah, can't.

Can.

Yeah, can.

Can't, can't, can't.

Yeah, can't, can't, can't.

Can, can, can.

Yeah, can, can, can.

You going to eat that, Margaret?

Excuse me, I am speaking to someone.

'Cause if you're not...

Ugh, take it.

Oh, thank you.

Susan, you going to...

Yeah, take it.

Cool.

Er, Henry?

Take it.

Take it.

It's Christmas time!

Oh...

Now.

Yeah, now.

[all] No.

[all] Eww, oh.

Susan, we're leaving.

Yeah, leaving.

Hey, Margaret?

What?

I'm hungry.

Well, you should have thought about that before you gave your stew away.

Oh!

Why are you so mean, Margaret?

I'm not mean, I'm moody.

Whatever.

Why are you so moody then?

Hmm, every great leader is moody.

Yeah?

Yeah, keeps them guessing.

Ah, you are.

It goes like this...

All right, all right. Don't have to pull me around.

I'm not pulling you around, I'm pushing you around.

Now, sit.

Yeah, now what?

Now, you listen to me.

When you are born to be a leader like me.

You soon realize that life is not going to be easy.

[shouting] Do you mind? I'm giving a speech.

[shrieks]

You soon realize that you're not going to be Miss Popular.

And you soon realize, that if you're going to stay at the top.

It's every girl for herself.

[cowboy music playing]

[Margaret] It's like the wild west out there.

Yeah, and...

And...

First to draw.

Draw to first.

That doesn't make any sense.

I know.

Want to make something of it?

Best of three.

Orange beats purple any day.

Ha!

Nose pickers.

Double nose pickers, with bells on.

[cowboy music continues playing]

There is nothing more scary

than a fluffy fairy, and good riddance.

Yeah, but...

Oh, for goodness sake, remember the rules.

Yeah, the rules.

Well, the only rule really.

Yeah, the only rule really. Yeah, what?

The only rule is...

[Margaret] There are no rules.

[Margaret] You've got to watch your front, back and sides.

[Margaret] And your top and bottom too.

[mysterious music playing]

[laughter]

[Margaret] And if at first, you don't succeed.

[Margaret screeching] Destroy.

[Margaret laughs hysterically]

You may think that I'm your enemy, Susan.

Yeah, you're my enemy.

No you're not, you're my friend.

What, well, sometimes...

Well, you know what they say about friends.

What?

Keep your friends close, but your enemies even closer.

Why do they say that?

Don't know.

Yeah, don't know either.

What about the secret club then?

Oh, yes, the secret club.

Well, I've had to toughen you all up, that's for sure.

Password?

♪ One, two, three, four, five once I caught a fish alive ♪

What kind of fish was it?

A piranha fish.

[Margaret] Enter.

Password?

Three tips for keeping your elbows soft.

Shoot.

Olive oil, hand cream and um...

And?

Banana skins.

Banana skins?

I think I might have made that one up.

Hey Susan.

Yeah, hey Gurinder.

Yes?

Yeah, it's me.

Give

[Margaret] Enter.

Which reminds me, you haven't paid me today.

Yeah, okay.

What am I paying you for again Margaret?

You're paying me so you can be my slave.

Oh, yeah.

Um...

So Susan, what is the lesson you have learned today?

Yeah, um what?

Oh keep up, can't you?

The lesson you have learned today,

is never forget who the real enemy is,

are.

Who the real enemy is,

are.

Er, what?

The real enemy, Susan,

are boys.

Let me tell you how it is, sister.

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls can play football ♪

♪ Girls can do their hair ♪

♪ Girls wear what they want ♪

♪ Like girls don't care ♪

♪ Girls can have A pretty smile ♪

♪ Girls can run a mile ♪

♪ Girls can do All sorts of things ♪

♪ Girls got style ♪

♪ Girls can do The toughest sums ♪

♪ Girls love their mums ♪

♪ Girls can sing As high as they please ♪

♪ Tra la laa ♪

♪ Girls can climb trees without Skimming their knees ♪

♪ Girls can cook, not Just from a book ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

♪ Girls rule, girls are cool ♪

♪ Down with boys ♪

So, that's how it is, Susan.

Yeah um, how what is, Margaret?

Life, the universe and everything.

Ugh, do I have to join up all the dots around here?

[all] Yes.

No, no, I'll never tell.

This will be your last chance, traitor.

[squeaks]

Tell me where the treasure is, or else.

Or else what?

Or else I'm telling mum.

No, I'm telling mum.

No, hmm...

Wait there, traitor.

[Margaret] Yay.

What is it now, Margaret?

I just thought you should know that someone's passed their ballet exam.

Oh, and who would that be?

Someone not a million miles from here.

Oh, well that narrows it down a bit. Well, let's see...

It's not Peter, 'cause he can't dance,

and it's not Fluffy 'cause she can't dance either.

Umm, Fang could dance but umm...

Urgh, It's moi. Ding-bat dodo.

Oh, you. You can dance!

Anyway, that's not the point.

Why are you telling me then?

Wait! I came to tell you

that you might find our garden rather noisy this afternoon.

So? Why would I care?

'Cause I'm having a party this afternoon.

My dad has booked Daring Dan to be the party entertainer.

All right, now I care.

Oh, Daring Dan is the best party entertainer ever.

Yeah, I know.

[chuckles] Kids'll do anything to go to a Daring Dan party.

Yeah, I know.

And, he's got a new sidekick.

A new sidekick?

Jumping James!

[chuckling] Let me guess, he jumps.

Yup, he jumps.

Oh, that is so cool.

Oh yeah, it's cool for me, not for you though.

'Cause you're not invited.

Me, not invited?

To a Daring Dan party?

[screams] No!

-[screams] No! -Same old, same old.

Umm Henry, are we still playing pirates?

No.

But I might decide to tell you where the treasure is this time.

I said no.

[Margaret yelling] What?

[Margaret] What do you mean Daring Dan can't make it till five o'clock?

[Margaret's Dad] Well sweetness, it means that Daring Dan can't make it till five o'clock.

Yes, I know that, but the party starts at three.

Yes, my precious.

So, that's two whole hours without an entertainer.

Yes, my flower.

So, what are we going to do with ourselves for two whole hours?

Umm, I don't know. Umm, my precious flower.

Well, you better think of something, or else...

Maybe there is a way I get to see Daring Dan after all.

Well I'm not quite sure what it is yet.

Nope, can't think of anything.

You could pretend to be an entertainer.

Thanks worm, when I want your ideas I'll ask for them.

And you could entertain Margaret and her friends for two hours.

-I said... -And then...

When Daring Dan arrives, you'd be in the house already and...

I can stay and watch Daring Dan do his shows.

Peter, that's almost a brilliant idea.

There's just one thing it needs to make it a really brilliant idea.

-You need to come with me. -Why?

That way, they'll never suspect a thing.

There, now it's a really brilliant idea

Ha! How clever am I?

[giggling]

Come on, this was your idea in the first place.

Not to do it like this, it wasn't.

Oh, oh! Looks like we've got competition!

Ow! Why did you do that?

I'll do it again if you don't start crying right now!

-What? -You heard me! Cry!

[weeping]

Oh, don't worry, Peter. There'll be other parties.

Oh, are you here for the party?

Mm, it's cancelled.

Yeah, cancelled due to lack of interest.

Well, bye now.

Pew! That was close!

I can do crying without you pinching me, you know, Henry.

Ooh. Oh, okay. I'll bear that in mind.

Now let's get to work!

[knocking at the door]

Uh, hello?

Oh, we're the Looky-Likey party entertainers!

Oh, did we order you?

Yes. Last minute. To fill in while you're waiting for the real thing.

Which is Daring Dan and, uh...

Oh, what did she say his new sidekick was called?

Can't remember! Something to do with jumping, I think.

Yeah! Daring Dan and his new sidekick, Leaping Lester.

Oh, I see. Well, you better come in then.

You stay here for a moment.

We don't want to spoil the surprise for the girls, do we?

No, we certainly don't.

Right, what happens next?

What do you mean what happens next?

We're not really going to entertain them for two hours

till Daring Dan and his sidekick arrive, are we?

Why not? It could be quite fun!

Are you kidding? They'll spot us from miles off!

Oh, right! What are we going to do then?

Oh, I don't know.

I do! I know what we can do!

What? What? Tell me, Peter!

No! Not unless you promise not to steal it this time

and pretend it was your brilliant idea.

All right! I promise!

We find somewhere to hide for two hours!

And then, when Daring Dan gets here, we can watch him and then sneak home again.

And no one will know we're here.

Hmm, pretty good!

-Just one problem. -What's that?

Margaret's Mum knows we're here.

Then we'll have to make her think we're still here won't we.

Are you sure this is going to work, Peter?

Trust me, Henry.

Won't be long now.

Margaret is still just deciding which pink tutu she's going to wear.

Okay!

Are you feeling all right?

Look, Henry. We can hide in here.

We certainly can!

Delicious!

I can't think where those Looky-Likey party entertainers got to.

-Need a hand? -Oh, yes! This is really heavy!

Wake up, Henry! We're moving.

What? What's happening? Where am I?

You're in a cake trolley with no clothes on.

And it looks like we're joining the party.

[shrieking]

Cakey time in a minute.

First, we've got a surprise for you.

[squealing in surprise]

Please, it's not a surprise!

It's five o'clock, so that means that Daring Dan's here.

I most certainly am!

Daring Dan!

At your service!

And may I introduce, Jumping James!

[cheering]

[cheering]

And now, may I introduce

in honour of our budding ballerina,

the cake!

Umm, but I can explain!

It was his idea!

[screams] No!

[theme music playing]