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[theme song playing]
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♪ It's not easy being me ♪
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♪ "Wash your face And brush your hair" ♪
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♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪
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♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪
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♪ And then my life Would be so sweet ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, nahNah, nah, ney ♪
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♪ The Purple Hand GangRules, okay ♪
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♪ It's so easy being me ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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Where are you going, Henry?
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Oh, I'm just off to the fort
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to attend to, um, important
Purple Hand Gang business.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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Now, your dad's
on the phone upstairs
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sorting out a very important
business appointment.
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Right.
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Well, his next game of golf.
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[Henry chuckles]
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And I've got to pop Peter round
to his cello lesson in a minute.
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Worm.
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Don't be horrid, Henry.
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Bye, mum. See you later.
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See you later, Henry.
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Off we go, then.
[chuckles]
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[sighs]
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[Margaret]
No, I said, no.
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And I mean, no.
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Ugh, tell her, Susan.
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Tell her that when I say no--
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[Susan]
Yeah, Margaret.
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[Margaret]
Yeah, what, Susan?
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[Susan] Yeah.You mean "no," Margaret.
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[grunting]
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[Vicky grunting]
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[chuckles]
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They don't call her
Vicious Vicky for nothing.
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And stay there.
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[Vicky grunting]
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Henry!
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Hello.
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No!
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This is not happening.
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[creaking]
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Henry...
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[Henry]
Go away. I'm not here.
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Ha, good. Henry can
babysit her for a bit.
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Time for a spot of
R and R, me thinks.
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Yeah, Margaret.
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Uh, what's R and R, Margaret?
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Ugh, what do you think it is?
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Rest and relaxation, of course.
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Now, sit down
and relax!
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Ladies first.
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Yeah, sorry, Margaret.
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Just take
what you want and go.
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No.
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What do you mean "no"?
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I'm giving you
my entire collection
of Gross Class Zero comics,
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all my biscuits,
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and a whole bottle of lemonade.
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Well, nearly full.
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Isn't that enough?
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Henry, play.
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Henry, what?
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Henry, play...
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hide and seek.
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-Henry?
-Shh.
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Yes, mum?
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-I'm popping out now.
-Shh.
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Won't be long.
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Um, okay, mum.
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Oh, and, Henry.
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Yes, mum?
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I don't want you
helping yourself
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to the contents of the fridge.
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Like you did last week.
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No, mum.
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[Mum]
Or eating all
the Trickly Treats.
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No, mum.
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[Mum]
And no raiding
my secret chocolate store.
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Definitely, no, mum.
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[Mum]
See you later, then.
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[grunting excitedly]
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No, Vicky.
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[chuckles]
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Chocolate.
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Treats.
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Fridge.
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Um, Henry play hide and seek?
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No.
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Henry play find and eat.
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Find and eat?
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Oh, no!
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No.
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[slurping]
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Oh!
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Look at the wings on that.
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Yeah, wings on that.
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Vicky?
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[chomping]
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Hey, I'm going to get the blame
for eating those.
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Come on. Got to
get you out of here.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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[Vicky grunting]
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-[door creaks]
-[Henry groans]
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Well, thanks. I'm gonna get
the blame for that too.
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[burping]
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Tell, Vicky.
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Tell Vicky what?
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Oh, no. Not mum's
secret chocolate store.
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Yes.
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Chocolate.
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No way.
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That's more than
my life's worth.
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I wonder how
Henry's getting on
with his babysitting.
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[giggling]
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Yeah, Babysitter Henry.
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[snorts]
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Ha, bogus babysitter more like.
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Yeah, bogus babysitter.
[snorts]
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That's my line, Susan.
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Yeah, my line.
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I mean, your line.
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No, no.
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I'm never telling.
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Not in a billion trillion years.
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[gutturals]
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Oh!
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Did you hear something?
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[Henry screams]
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Nope!
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Yeah, nope.
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[slurping]
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Oh!
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[Vicky]
Yum, yum.
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No.
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Not Mr. Kill.
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Yum, yum.
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Mr. Kill.
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All right, all right.
I'll tell you.
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It's in the bottom cupboard.
Behind the tins of carrots.
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Gotcha.
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[cat meows]
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[laughs exultantly]
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No!
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Hear anything that time?
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-Nope.
-No, me neither.
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That's so not fair.
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I'm gonna get all the blame
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and I didn't even get to eat
any of the chocolate.
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[chomping]
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[burping]
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Well, thanks a lot.
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Oopsa daisy.
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Yes, oopsa daisy.
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Now play hide and seek.
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No, thanks.
I don't feel like it.
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Henry, wait there.
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[Vicky grunting]
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What?
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Yeah, what?
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And good riddance.
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Yeah, good riddance.
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[Margaret screams]
My big rocked.
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[panting]
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Henry, have these.
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[Mum]
Henry!
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Uh-oh. Now wait for it.
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Just what do you think
you're doing, Henry?
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Oh, hello, Vicky.
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Ga-ga.
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Well, Henry,
I asked you a question.
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Looking after Vicky till
her mum and dad get back?
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Oh. Right.
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Did you eat the contents
of the fridge, Henry?
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No.
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Then, whose is this?
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That's Moody...
I mean, that's Margaret's
crimson cutlass.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Margaret's.
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Right.
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That's it.
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[Mum]
Margaret!
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Hmm. Too small.
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Not groovy enough.
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Oh, too groovy.
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Mum.
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Mum's downstairs, Henry.
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Yes, I know she's downstairs,
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but I need to ask her something.
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Well, you'd better
come downstairs then.
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I haven't got
anything to wear.
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Looks like you've got
plenty to wear.
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Ha, very funny, worm.
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Huh! Could I have that
if you don't want it anymore?
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-No.
-Why not?
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'Cause you're a worm.
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Now go and tell mother
I need her upstairs.
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No. 'Cause you're horrid.
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And anyway, I can't.
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Why not?
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Because my head's full of sums.
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Mum, I need a top.
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[Mum]
Look in your wardrobe.
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I have.
There aren't any up here.
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[Mum]
Then you'll
have to come downstairs.
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No!
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[imitating planes flying]
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[Mum] Henry.
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Ralph's here.
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Hey, Henry, whatchu doing?
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Commando number one reign
on enemy headquarters.
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This is nice, Henry.
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Just your color.
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I don't like it.
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Actually, it's more my color.
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Mm, you can have it.
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-Really?
-For 50 pence.
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Done.
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Can I have this one too?
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Yeah. One pound fifty
for the two.
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Deal.
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I'd have paid
a lot more for these.
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I bet someone would pay
for the rest of this lot too.
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Do you think so?
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Yeah.
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I know.
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Let's have a fashion show.
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A fashion show?
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Mm. And then we can sell them
all off to the highest bidders.
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Cool.
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My commission
is 50 percent.
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Hmm... Okay.
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We better get this stuff
out of here
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before Mum realizes
what we're doing.
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Left a bit... No, right a bit.
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[Margaret]
And just what
do you think you're doing?
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Oh, Margaret.
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You made me jump.
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That was the general idea,
bird brain.
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I asked you a question.
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Um, we're just, uh...
taking something somewhere.
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Really?
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What?
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Just a few of
Henry's old clothes.
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Clothes? Let me see.
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Ralph, I can't hold this
for much longer.
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Oi!
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Oh. Some of this stuff's
in quite good nick.
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You should try selling it.
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Duh, that's exactly what
we're going to do,
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clever clocks.
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Oh, sorry, Henry.
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You should have a fashion show.
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Yes, we were gonna
do that too.
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You'll be wanting me as
a supermodel, then, won't you?
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-Um.
-Good.
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That's sorted.
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And we can have it
at my house tomorrow.
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Oh, and bring
this stuff over now.
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It'll need to be washed
at least twenty times
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if he's been wearing it.
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Sorry, Henry.
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I think this could get
a bit out of hand.
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I agree.
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Yeah. It's got out of hand.
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Welcome to the fashion show
of the century.
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Whoa!
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All this just to sell
my old clothes?
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Yeah, the ones
you don't want.
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This is my show.
Don't ruin it.
277
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:31,680
[indistinct chatter]
278
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,520
How do they all
know about it?
279
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,520
It's called publicity, dingbat.
280
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:40,240
Now, let's get this show
on the road.
281
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,040
[indistinct chatter]
282
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,320
[clearing throat]
283
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,240
Welcome and thank you all
for coming.
284
00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,320
We've got a fabulous
fashion show
lined up for you,
285
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,720
starring Margaret.
286
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,760
[Margaret]
Magnificent Margaret.
287
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,440
Oh. And Magnificent Margaret.
288
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:20,160
[clears throat]
Announcing Magnificent Margaret.
289
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,920
She's not coming out.
290
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,160
What do you mean
"she's not coming out"?
291
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,800
She's not coming out.
292
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,160
Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
293
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,360
I'm here.
294
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:43,960
Yes, well, here we have
the ultimate fashion piece.
295
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,760
A T-shirt of
priceless proportions.
296
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,200
And what am I bid for it?
297
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,560
I'll give you ten pence.
298
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,440
Come on. This is
good vintage clothing.
299
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,360
Ten pence. Take it or leave it.
300
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,240
We'll take it.
Thank you very much.
301
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,880
I don't believe it.
302
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,640
[indistinct chatter]
303
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,520
Thank you for waiting.
304
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,120
So, what am I bid for
this fabulous outfit?
305
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,400
Hey, that's not mine.
306
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,600
[Ralph]
Sold.
307
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,560
Sold to the ladywith the big baby.
308
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,760
Sold to the manin the silly hat.
309
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,880
And sold to the guy who thinkshe's a famous movie star,
310
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,560
but isn't that famous, really.
311
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,520
Is it time yet, Peter?
312
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,160
Patience, Gordon.
313
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,880
It's nearly time.
314
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,960
And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
315
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:03,720
boys and girls, it's time
for our very last piece.
316
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,240
What am I bid for this?
317
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:07,760
[everyone gasps]
318
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,000
Ten.
319
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:11,960
Fifteen.
320
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,040
Twenty.
321
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,880
Uh, is that 25?
322
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,840
Who is that?
323
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,600
No idea.
324
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:26,000
But they want
your Happy Hippo T-shirt
and that's all that matters.
325
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,880
Two thousand pounds.
326
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,440
Ladies and gentlemen,
327
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,160
the bidding has reached
two thousand pounds,
328
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,800
am I bid two thousand
and one pounds
329
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,400
for this priceless T-shirt?
330
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,080
Have you offer any more?
331
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,280
Going, going, gone.
332
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,520
Oh, sold to the white flag
at the back.
333
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,440
[camera clicks]
334
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,120
Look at all that money.
335
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,680
We're rich.
336
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,920
There's your half, Henry.
337
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,920
Hmm, doesn't look quite
so impressive now.
338
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,600
It's still a lot
of money, Henry.
339
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,520
Yep, and some of it's mine.
340
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,440
-What?
-Uh, modeling fees.
341
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,880
Refreshments, commission,
expenses.
342
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,440
Expenses?
343
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,640
Is there an echo in here?
344
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,560
Yeah, expenses.
345
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,080
My dad had to buy
all the chairs
346
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,520
and he paid for
all the pink stuff too.
347
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,400
So, that will do nicely.
348
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,600
Thank you.
349
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,320
Don't worry, Henry.
350
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,880
You still got the money from
the Happy Hippo T-shirt
mystery bidder.
351
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,080
Oh, yeah, who was that anyway?
352
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,920
It was me.
353
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,720
-You?
-Yes.
354
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,800
You were the mystery bidder?
355
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,480
Yes. [laughs exultantly]
356
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,560
I knew you'd never sell it to me
357
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:59,320
so I got Gordon to bid
for it with his white flag.
358
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,800
Where did you get
the money from?
359
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,320
I haven't got it.
360
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,320
What?
361
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,320
So, I'm going to pay you
a deposit now
362
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,080
and then I'll pay you
in installments each month
363
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,560
using my pocket money.
364
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,040
It'll only take...
365
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,280
Hmm... Ten years to pay it off.
366
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,680
Ten years?
367
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,600
Come on, Henry.
it's better than nothing.
368
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,720
Mm. I suppose so.
369
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:22,720
Deal?
370
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,080
Hmm, deal.
371
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,920
But you can only wear it
on Sundays till you pay
the whole lot.
372
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,360
Aw, that's nice of you, Henry.
373
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,400
Hmm, what?
374
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,560
To give Peter your old
Happy Hippo T-shirt.
375
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,000
It's only his on Sundays.
376
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,800
Actually, technically,
377
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,720
it's all mine now, Henry.
378
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,520
What do you mean?
379
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:54,080
We agreed the higher
purchase payment terms
for the full amount.
380
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,520
Don't you remember?
381
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,920
What do you mean
"higher purchase," Peter?
382
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,760
How much is
the full amount?
383
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,280
Two thousand one pounds.
384
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,880
That's how much.
385
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,920
"Schoolboy Henry sets
fashion show record
386
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,080
by auctioning off
old T-shirt."
387
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:14,440
Henry, you made Peter pay
for your old T-shirt?
388
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,000
Yeah, he could afford it.
389
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,200
No, he cannot.
390
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,680
But you can.
391
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,040
Starting with this week's
pocket money.
392
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,560
No!
393
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,880
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