Original subtitles

[theme song playing]

♪ It's not easy, being me ♪

♪ "Wash your face And brush your hair" ♪

♪ Nag nag nag, It's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪

♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪

♪ And then my life Would be so sweet ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ Nah nah nah, nah nah ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang Rules, okay ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

Henry! Henry! Get down here right now!

-Nearly ready to go? -I'm nearly ready to go, Dad.

-Good boy, Peter. -Oh, you look just perfect, Peter.

Thank you, Mum. Can I take my magnifying glass with me, Mum?

Of course you can, Peter.

I'm going to do lots of detecting today.

Now, I just need to find my handbag...

-Here's your handbag, Mum. -[Mum] Oh, thank you, Peter.

Oh, my keys aren't here, where are my keys?

-Here are your keys, Mum. -[Mum] Oh Peter, I don't know what I'd do without you.

Henry!

Now, I just need to find my mobile phone.

-Leave it to me, Mum. -Henry!

-Where is that boy? -Oh, he's still in bed.

Says he's not getting up for nobody.

Morning!

Henry!

[snores]

-Oh, morning, Mum. -Get up now, Henry.

Okay okay, what's the rush?

Put this on right now, Henry.

I forgot about Vera's christening.

Yes, and you also forgot to get up, Henry. You've got five minutes.

-Tissues, I need tissues. -Why?

Because I always cry at christenings or is that weddings?

I've looked everywhere for your mobile phone, Mum.

-Did you look in the living room? -Yes.

-Did you look in the fridge? -Yes. It's not there either.

Let's see if this works...

[ringing]

Don't worry, I'll get it.

[phone ringing]

-Hello? Hello. -Henry? Henry!

[screams] No!

Oh, there you are at last!

We thought you weren't going to make it, didn't we?

We thought...

[making baby noises]

Vera-wera was going to miss her own christening-wistening, didn't we, Vera-wera?

Hello...

[baby cooing] ickle-wickle Vera-wera.

Yes. Well, I'm here now. Shall I take the baby?

Well, I think you should. Seeing as you're going to be the Godmother.

You might need this.

Oh, thank you, Polly.

-You can look after this, Henry. -Great!

-And I name this baby... -Vera.

-Vera. -Veneicia.

-Vera Veneicia. -Verocula.

I name this baby, Vera Veneica

[vomits]

Or just call her Vomiting Vera.

Verocula.

[vomits]

Told you so.

[shush]

[yawns]

[murmuring]

[burps] [vomits]

Ah, they look so sweet together.

Oh, I forgot my tissues.

Thanks.

[shush]

Mum!

[shush]

Mum!

-Henry, I'm warning you. -But!

Will you be quiet Henry?

-Look! -Henry, sit down now!

Sorry.

[murmuring]

My baby, she's gone.

Gone? Where to?

I don't know. One minute she's there, the next minute she was gone.

-Do you know anything about this, Henry? -She went that way.

-What? Why didn't you tell us? -I did, but you kept telling me to be quiet.

[crying]

Oh, Polly-wolly.

Oh, Vera-wera

It's all right. I'll call someone.

-My phone. My mobile phone is gone. -I tried to tell you that too.

Someone has stolen my mobile phone.

[everyone gasps]

Don't worry, Polly, I'll find Ickle-wickle Vera-wera.

Thank you, Henry.

[crying]

Oh Polly, Vera.

Yuck!

Wow! Look at that!

Delicious, just one more little bit. No one will notice.

There you are.

Cool! You're on level ten already!

You've only got to get past the evil emperor and his ding bats

And you will get 10,000 extra points!

Oh that one's easy, you just fire your goosebusterer

Oh look, I'll show you.

[mobile game tones]

This is an emergency, get me the FBI, get me the CIA, get me anyone who listens!

Now, if we can all just be quiet, I'm sure we can solve this out.

Be quiet!

-So, what's the plan then? -Well...

Do something, we've got to do something.

-Well...if you-- -Do something!

Maybe if we spread out, split up, start to look for her, we might find some clues.

Good idea.

-Right, I'll take the left hand side of the church. -I'll take the right hand side.

And I'll take the middle.

Detective Peter to the rescue.

I've always wanted to solve a real life mystery.

A clue.

Very interesting...Someone has been here before me.

And my guess is, that someone is ickle-wickle Vera-wera.

[baby noises]

I hear something.

[burps]

[Vera] [laughing]

Yes, definitely, I can hear something.

Mum, Dad, I found her!

There she is!

There they are, you mean.

-Henry! -Is that my mobile phone?

You horrid boy!

[burps]

-Oh, Henry! You found her! -Well actually...

Oh Henry, you found my ickle-wickle Vera-wera.

And just for that, I'm going to to make you an honorary godfather.

-What do you think about that? -Go away.

[Vera] [giggles]

[burps]

Want to win some money?

Yeah!

Nope.

We're all gross and so are you.

Oh how I love Saturday mornings.

No school, loads of good TV shows to watch,

And all the time in the world to watch them.

So Fluffy, what should we watch?

Nothing, Henry.

-Well it's Saturday morning. -Yes, and Saturday mornings are for doing something.

But I am doing something, I'm watching TV.

Watching TV is not doing something.

-You need a hobby, Henry. -A what?

A hobby, something that you're really interested in.

Oh, you mean like listening to The Killer Boy Rats!

-Ah, no, Henry. -Raiding the Secret Club?

-Reading my Gross Class Zero comic. -No Henry!

Practising flick the bogey, with my Special Spinner yo-yo?

No!

But they are all things I'm interested in.

-Maybe they are, but they're not proper hobbies like-- -Like what?

-well like stamp collecting. -Stamp collecting?

[screams] No!

[Peter] Now then, little topany-bunny- square-head...

you go there.

Come in.

Mum says I have to come and talk to you about stamp collecting.

-Really? -Yes, really.

So come on then, tell me about stamp collecting.

-Why should I? -Because then, I can go back to watching TV.

Nope, still not quite following you, Henry.

All right worm, it goes like this.

Mum thinks I need a hobby, and even though I've got lots of hobbies,

she doesn't think they are proper hobbies.

So I'm here to do a bit of stamp collecting, then I go back to watching TV.

Well, something like that anyway.

-Right... -Come on then, worm, tell me about stamp collecting.

Well, it might look like I am just sticking lots of small bits of paper

onto a bigger bit of paper...

-Yeah, that's just what it looks like. -But I'm not.

You're not? You're not sticking lots of small bits of paper

onto a bigger bit of paper?

If you're going to be rude, Henry, I'm not going to tell you about stamp collecting!

All right, all right don't have to be such a smelly-nappy baby.

Come on, I haven't got all day. Scooter Skaters starts in five minutes

and I don't want to miss the beginning.

All right then, take this topany-bunny-square-head.

It's not just that it might be worth a lot of money.

Hold on a minute, did you say the 'M' word?

-Might? -No, money! You said it might be worth a lot of money!

Well, yes it might be. Though not as much as to say...

A Fuchsia four penny or a Turnberry ten penny.

-How much are they worth? -Quite a lot!

Let me see, it really depends which year it was made.

Ha! Here we are, a ten-year- old Turnberry ten penny

could be worth 5,000 pounds.

5,000 pounds? We could be rich!

And there's a stamp here that's worth a million pounds!

We could be really rich!

-We, Henry? -Yes! We, wormy little brother.

We are going to collect that one million pound stamp and we are going to be really rich!

Well, what's this stamp called?

The one which is worth a million pounds.

It's called a Purple Penny Dragon.

-What a beauty! -Yes Henry, but--

We're going to make a good stamp collecting team, Peter. You and me.

-Well, so where do we start? -The society of Super Duper Stamp Collectors, I guess?

Settle down everyone. Now this is your first time, isn't it, Henry?

-Yes sir. -and have you brought your stamp album with you?

No, I'm just a beginner.

Why don't you sort through this box of stamps. See if you can find anything that you like.

Cool!

There's only one stamp I'm going to like.

Now has anyone got any stamps they'd like to swap?

So my stamp collection dream is to find a Yellow Yard Bird.

Feel like I've been here for days. Not a Purple Penny Dragon in sight.

And give it to my Granny.

[crying]

Thank you William.

Why don't you tell us your stamp collecting dream?

Okay then, my stamp collecting dream is to find a Purple Penny Dragon.

Only, my dream is turning out to be a bit of a nightmare at the moment.

Sorry Henry, did you say a Purple Penny Dragon?

Yes sir, why? Have you got one?

[laughing]

-Why didn't you tell me, worm? -Tell you what, Henry?

Tell me that there's only a few Purple Penny Dragons in the whole world!

One of them is locked away in a high security safe on top of the highest mountain!

And no one knows where the other ones are.

I tried to tell you, Henry, but you wouldn't listen to me.

I'm certainly not going to listen to you now, worm.

-I hope we haven't put you off stamp collecting, Henry. -No, sir.

What you have to remember Henry, is that you never know

when the other Purple Penny Dragons will turn up.

Who knows? Maybe your postman might be delivering one to you right now.

Some hobby...

[giggles]

Taken up fishing, have we, Henry?

Ha Ha! Very Funny.

There you are Henry, did you find one?

Find one what?

Henry's taken up stamp collecting.

And he has a stamp collecting dream.

Really, Peter? Tell me more.

His dream is to find a Purple Penny Dragon.

Ha! A Purple Penny Dragon.

-Are you a stamp collector too? -No, but I bet that stamp is worth a lot of money.

Well, not much. A few pounds in fact.

-So why'd you want it then? -Oh, I like the colour purple.

-Oh fancy that and I just happen to have one. -Really?

Of course, my kind uncle gave it to me only last week.

-Prove it. -All right then, meet you back here in five.

-That's it, go and get your money box, Peter! -What? Why?

Because if she's really got a Purple Penny Dragon, we're going to have to buy it off her.

-But, Henry. -Go and get your money box, now!

-There you are. Have you ah... almost done? -Of course.

Not so fast, Henry!

-How much, Margaret? -How much have you got?

52 pounds and 58 pence

Deal!

Deal.

What do you mean it's a fake?

I mean it's not real, Henry.

Yes, I know that!

I'll get you, bogey brain!

Peter, your new stamp collecting catalogue came today.

Give me that!

There! That's where you belong.

Saturday mornings, don't you love them?

This is an Everest News Flash.

Last week, an extremely rare stamp was found in a dust bin.

What!

Hard to believe that no one noticed the priceless Purple Penny Dragon

But, there you go. Here's what it looks like, so you won't make the same mistake.

[screams] No!

[theme music playing]