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[theme song playing]

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ "Wash your face and brush your hair" ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪

♪ And when I'm king, I'll do my thing ♪

♪ And then my life Would be so sweet ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, Nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang Rules okay ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

That's the one I want Mum.

Hm. What did you say Henry?

[vacuum cleaner whirring] I said...

Mum!

Mum, look out through the window.

Henry, what are you doing?

I'm trying to get you to look out of the window.

"Look out of the window." Why would I want to do that?

So you could see Mischievous Mike on his scooter.

And why would I want to see Mischievous Mike on his scooter?

Because his scooter is a really, really cool scooter. Look.

I can't see anything.

That's because there isn't anything to see any more.

Because he's gone on his scooter,

which is really cool.

Right, looking out of this window wont get this carpet cleaned, will it?

Ah, great!

The vacuum cleaner is broken again.

Honestly, I don't know how this room gets so messy in just one day.

Nope, no idea how it gets so messy.

Really, Henry, here.

-You can finish cleaning the carpet with this. -What?

And I'll sort the laundry out.

That way we all wont end up pretty in pink. [giggles]

Girls, great.

What I want, what I really, really want is a scooter,

and instead I get a carpet cleaner.

[screams] No!

It's not fair.

All I want is a scooter.

Is that too much to ask?

[dog barking] Everyone in the whole world has got a scooter.

Except me.

[sighs] Think of all the things I could do if I had a scooter.

Scooter Ralph, Ryan, Al, Bert.

Let's go, scoot-tooters.

Scoot-toot!

[all] Scoot toot!

[wind blows]

Never fear Mr. Park Keeper.

The scoot-tooters are here.

Job well done.

[sighs]

Never fear Mum.

The scoot-tooters are here.

Let's go, scoot-tooters.

Scoot-toot!

[all] Scoot-toot!

[applauding]

Job well done.

-Scoot-toot! -[all] Scoot-toot!

Job well done.

[rock music playing]

[static]

We interrupt this edition of Too Cool for School with an important news story.

Yes, it's very important. Even more important than Too Cool for School.

We have just learned that someone has stolen something really rare

and very valuable from the museum.

This sounds like a job for the scoot-tooters.

Don't you want any biscuits boys?

Hm, thanks Mum.

Those boys.

Mrs. Crunch, can you tell us any more about the really rare and very valuable thing

that has been stolen from the museum.

Yes. Yes, I can.

Um, could you tell us then.

Yes. Yes, I could.

Now would be good, Mrs. Crunch.

Oh, uh, uh, yes, um...

Who would have thought that one of our really rare and very valuable exhibits

would be stolen from under our very noses.

And that valuable exhibit would be, Mrs. Crunch?

-A worm. -A worm?

[murmuring]

Yes, a worm.

But not just any worm.

One of the most rare and valuable worms the world has ever seen.

[all gasp]

Scoot-toot!

-Excuse me. -Coming through.

-Thank you. -Excuse me.

[groans]

What are we going to do?

[wailing]

Uh, there, there.

Never fear, Mrs. Crunch, the scoot-tooters are here.

Thank goodness you're here.

I don't think the scoot-tooters can solve this mystery.

[wailing]

We're going in.

[all] They're going in!

Henry! Henry!

Peter?

I'm coming with you.

No, Peter, it could be dangerous.

The thieves might still be in there.

But I can help you, Henry.

Oh, I don't think you can, Peter.

This is scoot-tooters work.

But I know everything there is to know about worms.

I might be able to find some clues for you.

All right then, Peter, we'll go in together.

Oh, thank you, Henry.

Scoot-toot!

Scoot-toot!

[all] Scoot-toot!

[cheering]

[Peter] It's very dark in here.

[Henry] Don't worry, little brother.

We just have to find some light.

-[whirring] -Oh, thank you, Brian.

He's not called Brainy Brian for nothing.

Now let's find out what's happened to this worm.

Hm, where do they keep the worms.

-I don't know. -I do.

Follow me.

[farting sounds] Oh, what was that?

Sorry about that.

[laughing] He's not called Rude Ralph for nothing.

[farting continues] The worm exhibit is over here.

Cool!

Look at all those worms.

Yes.

The common earthicus wormicus.

Not the worm we are looking for.

What worm are we looking for then?

We are looking for the extracus specialis wormicus.

Cool.

But what's extracus specialis about it?

I don't know.

"Extracus specialis wormicus,

extremely rare and very valuable."

Yeah, yeah, we know that already.

"Likes to eat the leaves of the extracus specialis tree."

Look!

The extracus specialis tree.

With no leaves on it.

"With no leaves on it."

You're right, Ralph.

Yep, sometimes I am.

Hey, maybe I should be called Right Ralph.

[Ralph laughs] Come on, come on.

We got to find out who stole the wormicus stonicus.

Otherwise, the scoot-tooters' reputation will be ruinedus.

Huh, I wonder.

No time to wonder, Peter.

Al, do you think you could jump all the way up there?

-Well... -They don't call him Aerobic Al for nothing.

[grunting]

Can you see anything?

What am I looking for?

A small white worm.

It's got spots on it?

[both] Yes!

I can see it.

Is it asleep?

Yes.

You found it.

No, you found it.

-No... -We found it.

Remember the scoot-tooters' motto?

[all] All in, all out. That's what we got to shout about.

And so our very important news story ends happily.

Thanks to these scoot-tooters.

It seems that the really rare and very valuable worm

wasn't stolen after all.

It was only hibernating after a very large lunch.

[all cheering]

-Ah! -[Peter groaning]

Job well done.

-Henry? -Yes, Mum.

Henry, you cleaned the living room floor.

Uh, yeah. Never fear, the scoot-tooters were here.

Um, yes, well,

I think you've earned a reward for all that hard work.

How about a chocolate biscuit?

Ha-ha, yes. Job well done.

[laughing]

Yes!

Today is the day.

Today's what day, Henry?

Today is the day we open a new packet of Sweet Tweets.

Today is the day you open a new packet of Sweet Tweets, Henry.

I don't eat Sweet Tweets.

-I eat-- -All right, all right.

We all know what wormy worms eat.

Huh!

It's already opened.

-So? -So that means someone has opened

my pack of Sweet Tweets.

[clearing throat]

-So? -So...

So...

You sit there and say, "so?".

Don't be horrid, Henry.

Why does it matter anyway, who opened the packet of Sweet Tweets.

They are just Sweet Tweets.

No! No they are not just Sweet Tweets.

They are Sweet Tweets with a free toy in them, look.

Ah, so that's what all this fuss is about.

A free toy?

Not just any free toy. The very last Gross Class Zero free toy.

I've been collecting them for months.

Come out, come out, where ever you are.

Henry!

Look at the mess you're making.

[clearing throat] I'm just off to brush my teeth.

But you haven't finished your breakfast.

Uh, I'll finish it later.

He's not there.

Who's not there?

The Evil Emperor, he's not here.

Give it back, worm.

I haven't got him, Henry.

He hasn't got him, Henry.

Now, tidy up this mess and eat your breakfast.

Uncle Francis is coming for lunch

and you know your Dad likes us to have the house neat and tidy when he visits.

Ooh, goody! I'll tidy up my Number Gnomes.

When I finish breakfast.

I left one on my bedroom floor last night

when I was playing with him before I had an early night.

Thank you, Peter.

Pick up, eat up and then tidy up.

Now.

[screams] No!

It's not fair.

Someone steals my Evil Emperor and I've to tidy my room.

Not a good start to the day.

Hurry up, Henry.

Uncle Francis will be here any minute.

Oh!

-I am going to count. -All right, all right.

Ten, nine...

Here goes.

...eight, seven,

six, five,

four, three,

two, one.

Oh, well done, Henry.

[door bell dings]

Here goes.

Oh, that will be fussy Uncle Francis.

Dad's little brother. He's even more fussy than Mum and Dad.

And that's saying something.

I'll get it.

Surprise.

Francis, do come in.

Oh, may I?

Of course you may.

Oh, I wasn't sure if you were expecting me

even though I wrote to you three weeks ago

and followed my letter up with two e-mails and three phone calls.

Yes, we were expecting you, Francis.

Well, I say phone calls, but they were phone messages, really.

Because you never seem to answer your phone.

I said, we were expecting you, Francis.

Francis, how lovely to see you.

Do come in.

Oh, you shouldn't have.

No, you shouldn't have.

After you, Francis.

Oh, no, after you.

Nope, I said after you.

Ah, I'll go first, shall I?

Well then, have it your own way.

As you can see,

Dad doesn't like his little brother very much.

After you.

No. No, after you.

Oh, it's going to be a long day.

It's your turn Uncle Francis.

I thought we could do a barbecue for lunch if the sun comes out.

Oh, I'm really good at barbecues.

I bet you are.

Yes, it definitely looks as though the sun is going to come out.

What are you doing, Henry?

I'm looking for the Evil Emperor.

Just in case you dropped him when you stole him from the Sweet Tweet packet.

Hey, you cheated, Francis.

Don't be silly.

I get another go, because I rescued five Happy Hippos.

You haven't rescued any yet.

You're still cheating.

-He cheated. -Didn't.

-He did. -Didn't, didn't, didn't.

Did, did, did.

Once a cheat, always a cheat.

It's not fair.

Oh look, the sun is coming out.

Should we get that barbecue going?

[both] Oh, goodie.

I don't believe it.

He tied my shoe laces together.

-Oh. -[laughing]

Not unless you let me have my turn on the barbecue.

No, it's still my turn.

-Mine. -Mine, uh.

All right then.

Have it your own way.

[laughing]

[giggling]

[sighs]

Dad and Uncle Francis don't get on very well do they, Mum.

You can say that again.

Oh, go and give this to your Dad.

[exhales]

[sighs]

[sighs]

Sausages are ready.

Anyone for a perfectly cooked sausage?

No thanks.

Doh.

Who's the Gross Class Zero fan?

-I am. -Oh, me too.

-Really? -Doh, yes.

I collected every single toy there was when I was a boy.

That is so cool.

When I say every single toy...

What I really mean is, every single toy except the Evil Emperor.

I never managed to get the Evil Emperor.

-That's funny cause... -Come on.

Who wants to climb a tree?

Come on, Francis, I bet you want to climb a tree don't you?

Uh, not really thank you.

Oh, don't be a scaredy cat, you're not scared are you?

No...

I'm the best at climbing trees.

All right, that's it.

You both made your point, you can come down now.

So, who's the best at climbing trees?

I am.

I won, ha, ha. Na, na, nana, na, naa.

I won. [laughing]

[grunting]

Well, goodbye till next time.

We're looking forward to it, Francis.

Oh, and Francis.

Yes.

You know that Evil Emperor toy you never managed to collect.

Yes.

Well, guess what, I've got one.

And you're never ever having it.

Never, ever, ever in the whole wide world.

[grunting]

Doesn't bother me,

Silly Simon.

Oh, I hate it when he calls me that.

Silly Simon?

Dad, you're a grown up now.

You have got to stop behaving like a kid.

Henry's right.

Just because you didn't get on with Francis when you were children

doesn't mean you can't get on with him now.

[phone ringing]

Hello.

[mumbling]

It's Rich Aunt Ruby.

Oh, what does she want now?

To wind me up probably.

Yes, Ruby?

I know I said I would take it down tomorrow, but it's really not fair.

Oh, grown ups eh?

Who'd have them?

[theme music playing]