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[theme song playing]

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ "Wash your face And brush your hair" ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪

♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪

♪ And then my life Would be so sweet ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang Rules, okay ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

[footsteps on the stairs]

Oh, Henry's up.

Mom, I'm up.

Yes, we can see that.

Listen up everyone. I have a very important announcement to make.

[clearing throat]

Today is the day the new Gross Class Zero comic comes out.

So that's your important announcement is it?

Yes. You don't understand.

If I don't get my copy right now, they'll have run out.

Because last week, there were only two left when we finally got there.

But we got there really early last week.

No, we didn't. Last week, I had to wait for ages.

Why do you have to get dressed to go to the shops?

You look fine like that.

Thank you, Henry. But I am not going to the shops in my nightie.

Oh, are you going to the shops?

Sometime this year, yes.

Can I come too?

Of course you can, sweetie pie.

Ho, goodie!

I just have to brush my hair, and my teeth and then I need to brush Fluffy,

and change her water and then...

We'll never get there.

So you see, we've got to go now.

All right, all right, Henry, we can go.

-Really? -Yes of course, we can go right away.

Yeah, yes, yes, yes!

Just as soon as you've had your breakfast and we have tidied away and loaded the dishwasher.

[screams] No.

Oh, excuse me.

Oye! I think you'll find that's mine.

[cackling]

Hey, come back.

And just where do you think you're going?

She's got my comic!

Huh, nice one lad. Think I'd fall for that.

Uh, yes?

Now then, let's have a chat about all these toys you've been knocking over, shall we?

Um...

Gangway. Uh, excuse me.

Hey! Come back, you horrid boy.

Well, did you get it?

Get what?

Your comic of course.

Never mind about that. Just drive.

-You what? -You heard what I said, Dad. Just drive!

-Henry, your manners are-- -Now!

All right, all right. Keep your hair on.

Oh dear. Someone's angry about something.

Maybe they didn't get their copy of Gross Class Zero either.

Very funny, Dad.

Why don't you help me make my cake, Henry?

Uh, don't want to.

It's a chocolate cake.

Still don't want to.

Oh, unhappy day.

-Mom? -Yes, Peter?

It says here that if I want to learn all about stitching a sample toilet roll cover,

I just have to order a back issue. But what does that mean?

Well, it means that if you didn't get a copy of that particular magazine,

you can ask the publishers to send you one.

Ooh, goodie!

[bell ringing]

Eureka! That's it!

[Fang chuckling]

Ah, here it is. Gross Publishers Extraordinaire.

[dialing number]

[dial tone]

[man on phone] Hi! Thanks for calling Gross Publishers.

Yes, listen. I need a copy of this week's Gross Class Zero comic.

You see, I got up really early this morning to get one,

but by the time my mean and horrible parents have managed to get it together,

to get out of the house, they'd all gone.

Well, that's not quite true. I got the very last one.

But then Moody Margaret, evil bogey-brained mastermind number one...

She grabbed it and then she turned the security guard and a shop assistant on me.

So now I don't have it anymore.

[man] Thank you for your message. We will get right back to you after the weekend,

[man] when we are back at work, which is during the week.

Oh. Can you believe that, Fang? "I don't work on the weekend".

[growling]

Oh, now I'll never find out if Zack Zitface escapes from the handkerchief of doom.

[Henry] Or whether Freddie Fartwell could eat enough beans to blow off the doors of the vault.

[farting]

Oops! Sorry, Fang.

Phew, huh.

[phone ringing]

-[Al] Hi Henry. -Hi Al.

Hey Al,

you haven't by any chance got a copy of this week's Gross Class Zero comic have you?

No, that's why I'm calling you, Henry.

Oh, right. Well, I haven't got one either.

Oh? What are we going to do now, Henry?

Hm. I know. We can ask Ralph if we can borrow his.

Tried him already. He's lent his to his cousin and he won't get it back till next week.

Hm. How about Brian then?

He's still reading it.

-William? -On holiday.

-Graham? -He ate his.

-But... -Don't ask.

-But... -He don't know.

Oh, today is a very unhappy day, Al.

Yeah, it is.

[Margaret] There you go, Fluffy Fairy. You look after my comic.

And don't let anyone touch it.

[laughing]

Zack Zitface to the rescue!

Uh oh. The germ police.

Here we are, Fluffy Fairy.

Lots of snacks to keep us going while we read our comic.

My comic, you mean.

Did you hear something, Fluffy Fairy?

Must have been my imagination.

Mm. Roast gummy googles, my favorite!

Want one?

They're my favorite too.

Ah!

Not so fast, Zack Zitface!

Just what do you think you are doing?

I only want to read my comic.

Really? Well, if you want to read my comic, then you're going to have to earn it.

What do you mean?

No going without paying, Zitface.

-Are you with me? -Not really.

Just a few simple tasks. Then I might consider letting you read my comic.

-Really? -Yes.

But only if you perform your tasks well.

Hm. Not sure I like the sound of this.

Uh, you can let go of my hand now too.

Uh!

Yes, can I help you?

What exactly do you want me to do?

Just stand there.

What?

-I just... -Uh!

Thirsty.

Not thirsty.

Hungry.

Not hungry.

Is this really worth it?

Ooh, sun's in my eyes.

Look, Margaret.

Sorry, are you speaking to me?

Oh, yes.

Then, please address me as Wicked Wanda.

Wicked Wanda?

Yes, she's a new character they've introduced especially for this edition,

which is really, really exciting.

What? Oh, let me see!

Uh, no way!

Isn't it time you went home for your tea now?

[Mum] Henry. Tea time!

We had a deal, bogey brain!

Well, the deal's off. They don't call me Wicked Wanda for nothing.

[cackling]

Hey, Zitface!

That outfit really suits you, you know.

[screams] No.

Ruby! What a lovely surprise.

Oh, nonsense it's the first Saturday of the month, and we always do our charity drop

on the first Saturday of the month.

Oh, yes. Thanks for reminding me.

Oh goodie! More goodies, new toys to play with.

Uh, won't you come in? Have a cup of tea?

No, thank you. We've got lots to do today.

Leave it there, Eustacius.

[grunting]

I said, leave it, Eustacius.

Thanks a lot.

Huh, Useless Eustacius.

Don't be horrid, Henry.

Oh, look at this. Can I have this, Mum?

Of course you can, sweetie pie.

I wouldn't mind if I hadn't got up early to clean the house.

Wohoo! Cool!

Henry, tidy up the mess you've made.

Look at this!

Henry, did you hear what I said?

Yeah, in a minute. I've always wanted a scooter.

Henry, tidy up now!

[screams] No.

Yeah, meet you in the park after tea.

[distorted voice on the phone]

Oh, and Ralph, I've got wheels.

[chuckling]

See you later.

Stuck-up Steve still plays with Number Gnomes.

I've got wheels!

[laughing]

Would you like some baked beans, number one Number Gnome?

Number one nappy Number Gnome, you mean.

Don't be horrid, Henry.

See you later, snooty-gators.

Where are you going, Henry?

To try out my new, I mean, my new-old scooter in the park.

Okay, but stay out of trouble. Otherwise, it will be your old new-old scooter.

Does that even make any sense?

Yes, Henry, it makes sense.

Don't worry number one Number Gnome.

The noisy, smelly monster is gone now.

Cool, Henry! Is that your new scooter?

Well, it's my new-old scooter.

One of Stuck-up Steve's cast-offs.

Looking pretty good though. Come on, let's ride.

You all right, Henry?

Yeah, I'm just getting used to it, I guess.

[whistle blowing]

Whoa! Look out Brian!

Oh!

Phew! Thanks, Brian.

Good book, Brian?

Oh, yes. It's called, The Scooter of Doom.

And it's all about a scooter.

-No kidding? -Oh yes.

It's all about a scooter that's haunted.

-A haunted scooter? -Yes.

The owner can't get rid of it and ends up having to ride it for the rest of his life.

That sounds like one scary scooter.

It is. Well, if you'll excuse me.

Oh yeah. Bye Brian.

[blowing whistle]

Better get off his flower bed, Henry.

I'm trying, honest. But it won't go the way I want it to.

Henry come on. Stop messing about.

I'm not messing about, Ralph.

This thing's got a life of its own!

Phew! I'm lost.

Oops.

[whistling]

I think he's saying, it's time for us to leave now, Henry.

I think so.

[whistling]

Well, see you tomorrow, old pal.

Prison for another week.

Yeah, can't wait.

Let's see if we can get it right, shall we?

[barking]

Whoa, look out!

No, you look out.

No!

You are nothing but a ragamuffin.

What?

Great.

Henry, get in here, right now.

Just great.

Bed time, Henry.

Dad, can I ask you something?

Yes, Henry. You can ask me anything.

Do you believe that a thing can be haunted?

What sort of a thing?

Mm, just a thing. That you might own. That's always getting you into trouble.

Mm, you mean like a briefcase or a pen?

Well, kind of.

I had a pen once. Got me into all sorts of trouble.

Leaked in my shirt pocket.

Took Mum ages to get it out.

Don't think it was haunted though.

Oh, okay.

That answer your question, Henry?

Uh, yeah, thanks, Dad.

Always happy to talk things over, Henry. You know that.

Night, Dad.

Night, Henry.

[creepy voice] Beware the Scooter of Doom!

No! No!

[Haunted Scooter] The scooter of doom! The scooter of doom!

No!

Oh no, it's all true.

It really is the Scooter of Doom.

It's all right. The coast is clear.

Where should I put it?

Put it behind you there. No one will know.

[Haunted Scooter] Scooter of Doom!

Let's go. Ah!

[crashing]

Oh, you poor wee laddie. Let me help you up.

-Come on, Henry. -Uh...

Thank you Miss Battle-Axe. Must go.

And I think you forgot something young man.

[screams] No.

Psst! Brian!

Brian, over here.

Henry? What is it?

I need your help.

-Ssh! -All right then. But you better be quick.

I've got to finish this book before the end of library time.

-Why? -So I can start another one of course.

Really? That's weird.

Quiet in the stacks please.

It's the Scooter of Doom.

The Scooter of Doom?

Yeah, I've got one.

Brian, I expect better of you.

Sorry, Sir.

Well, I'll let you off just this once, Brian.

What do you mean, you've got the Scooter of Doom, Henry?

I need your help, Brian.

I said--

Oh.

Are you sure this'll work, Brian?

It says here the only way to get rid of a scary scooter

is to pass it onto someone else.

Let's hope someone else wants it.

La la la la.

Someone's coming.

Please look after this scooter.

Well, if no one else is looking after you,

Thanks, Brian. I owe you one.

Any time, Henry.

Yes!

[laughing]

La la la la.

La la la la oh.

Like my new scooter, Henry?

What?

Yeah, I found it in the street. Lucky, eh?

But how? I mean, it works.

Of course it works.

Well, once my dad took the stone out of the wheel it worked.

[Margaret] La la la la la.

[screams] No.

[theme music playing]