Original subtitles

[theme song playing]

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ "Wash your face And brush your hair" ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪

♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪

♪ And then my life Would be so sweet ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang Rules, okay ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

Henry.

Don't be horrid, Henry.

[giggling]

[whispering] You haven't forgotten about tomorrow, have you?

No, Dad, I haven't forgotten about tomorrow.

Tomorrow? What's happening tomorrow?

How could he have forgotten what's happening tomorrow?

It's Mother's Day.

You haven't forgotten to get Mum a present, have you?

No, Dad, I haven't forgotten to get Mum a present.

Henry, Henry, are you listening to me?

Henry?

Henry, Henry, are you listening to me?

Yes, Dad,

what did you say?

Henry!

[instrumental music playing]

Oh, Peter,

my little bunnykins, that's so sweet.

Happy Mummy's Day, Mummy.

Henry?

Umm, back in a minute.

Thank you, Peter,

I love it.

Oh, goodie, I knew you would.

[Dad] Henry.

So honey-bunny,

are you looking forward to the Tingly Toothbrushes father-son day out, tomorrow?

Oh, yes, I can't wait.

Is Henry coming too?

[Dad] Henry!

We'll see.

Oh, goodie, that means he's not coming.

[screams] Yay!

[Peter giggling]

Oh, this is so exciting,

just Dad and me, going on the Tingly Toothbrushes, father and son day out.

The perfect day.

Wonder how we're doing?

[Sat-Nav] You're doing okay, now you better concentrate if you don't want to get lost.

You know how boss Bob doesn't like lateness.

Oh, yes of course,

thank you, Sat-Nav.

At the next junction, turn left.

Hmm, I'm not sure this is right.

Sorry, I meant turn right.

Ha ha.

Great, now we're going to be late.

[Sat-Nav] Turn left.

Woo-hie!

Turn right.

Whoa!

Left. Right. Then left again.

Whaa!

This must be it.

Dad, I feel sick.

Perform a U-Turn when possible.

What do you mean perform a U-Turn when possible?

-I mean... -I know what you meant but--

...perform a U-Turn when possible.

Ugh.

[beeping]

-Are we there, Dad? -I don't know.

I don't know where we're supposed to be either.

What does the invitation say, Peter?

"At a secret location,

located at this secret post code.

Z-Z-1-H-H-3."

Well, that's a lot of help.

Oh, there's something else written right at the bottom,

it says, " Come prepared for a day of..."

Paint splodging?

Paint splodging?

Eeeek!

You should have seen your face when I landed that first splodge.

-Splodge? -Oh, yes,

that's what we call them.

Splodges, technical term, don't you know?

Ah, right.

Well, shall we begin?

Um, is anyone else joining us?

Ah, no. You were the only ones foolish enough to accept my invitation.

Ah, we were?

Yes, but I like a bit of foolishness in my employees.

So you, will be top of the Tingly Toothbrushes Top Achiever Chart next week.

-I will? -Ah, right you will.

If you survive.

[giggles]

Um, hold on a minute.

Where did they go?

[Bob Sir] That's for us to know and you to find out.

[Bob Sir laughs wickedly]

You see, the thing is, we have to take them by surprise.

Creep up on them, and take the high ground.

How do you know all this, Dad?

I saw it in a movie.

Oh, okay.

What do we do now, Dad?

Run away!

I think they've moved on.

Peter, what are you doing?

I saw Zack Zitface do this in one of Henry's Gross Class Zero episodes.

When he was trying to escape from the Evil Emperor.

Oh, did it work?

No, but it's worth a try.

That's what Miss Lovely always says,

"If at first you don't succeed,

[both] try, try again."

And you know what, Peter?

She's right.

[mysterious music playing]

[birds chirping]

Shh.

I'm going to take them by surprise.

What? Are you mad?

Gotcha.

Ah, no, ow, ow.

Well, that worked.

Cheer up Dad, it's not all bad.

No Peter, I suppose it's not.

[Bob Sir] Come on lad, let's finish off the job we started, shall we?

Peter, this is man's work.

Oh, okay, Dad.

Charge!

[Bob Sir giggles]

Charge!

Run away, ah...

Oh, that was such fun.

Perform a U-Turn when possible.

[Sat-Nav] Right. Left. Then around to take that corner.

What a perfect day.

I'm so glad I spent it with you, Dad.

Mind that branch.

[Sat-Nav] Oops, wrong way.

Woohee, I can't wait to tell Mum and Henry about today.

Guess what Henry, we went paint splodging.

And Dad fell in the mud, and it was really funny.

[Peter giggles]

-Really? -Yes.

Mum, where are you?

Fancy a mud pack, Dad?

Mum, we're back.

Hello sweetie pie,

-did you have a good day? -Oh, yes.

Such a perfect day.

Did you have a good day, Mum?

I had a great day, thank you, pumpkin pie.

And I think Henry saved a little surprise for you too.

Oh, goodie, I wonder what it could be.

Fancy a mud pack?

Oh, yes please, Henry,

Mum's been telling me what a great day she's had.

Good, at least someone has, I'm off for a bath.

Paint splodging and a mud pack,

all in one day.

What fun, woohoo.

Are you sure this is good for you, Henry?

Of course it is, it's in I'm A Lady magazine.

And anyway, Mum said I could.

Oh, all right then.

-Ahh. -Hahaha.

A worm for a worm.

What did you say, Henry?

Shh.

Three. Two. One.

[Peter screams]

[Dad] Ugh, Henry!

Mission accomplished. [laughs mischievously]

[Mum] Can you hurry up, Henry?

[Peter] I'm hurrying Mum.

Henry, we need to leave now if we're going to beat the traffic.

I'm ready to leave now, Dad.

[Henry snoring]

Henry, out of bed, now!

[Dad] Henry. [Mum] Henry.

All right, all right. What's all the fuss about anyway?

We're going on a trip to Stone Park.

-Stone Park? -Yes.

It's the biggest collection of old rocks in the country.

-Sounds fascinating. -Oh, it is.

They've got the stegosaurus maximums,

Which is at least, two... um twenty years old.

Into the car you two, let's go.

Miss Lovely said it's nearly as old as her.

And I said, "Miss Lovely, you can't be as old as all that."

And she laughed.

I made her laugh,

-and she said-- -Really?

I haven't told you what she said yet, Henry.

Really?

-Henry, are you listening to me? -Not really.

So Happy Hippo number one, are you looking forward to going to Stone Park?

Oh, you're not going to talk to your Happy Hippos for the whole journey are you?

I will If I want to.

So, Happy Hippo number two.

Oh, great.

Oh, I forgot my Gross Class Zero comics.

Right, we're off.

At last.

Hey, wait for me.

They've left me behind.

[screams] No.

Hang on a minute, they've left me behind.

Oh, that means I don't have to go to Stone Park.

And I don't have to spend the day with the Happy Hippos and the perfect worm.

And I can do whatever I want.

[shouts] Yay.

[slurping]

-[Henry burps] -[Fang] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ah, so peaceful.

-Go. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-All right there, Peter? -Yes, Dad.

Killer Boy Rats rule, okay!

♪ Clock ticks to feeling sick The end of another day ♪

♪ Smells like poo, covered in goo nothing worse than Sue ♪

Hmm, looks like we've run into a bit of traffic after all.

Shall I sing a song to keep our spirits up?

That would be lovely, sweetie bunny hop.

[clearing throat]

♪ Buttercups and Daisies are flowers I like ♪

♪ It's not fair It's just not fair ♪

♪ These horrid homework days ♪

♪ Make me so very happy ♪

Ugh, I can't believe we're in this traffic jam now.

This is all your fault, Henry.

Did you hear me, Henry?

Henry, listen to your father.

[gasps]

-What's the matter? -It's Henry,

-he's disappeared. -What? [shocked]

Umm, I think we might have left Henry behind.

♪ It's not fair It's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm in a horrid homework haze ♪

[horn tooting]

I can't believe we did that.

We left him behind, we are such bad parents.

Oh, whatever are we going to do now?

You could try phoning him.

Oh, yes, yes. Thank you Peterkins, Oh, you're so clever.

[beeping]

[ringing]

-It's engaged. -Don't worry, keep dialing, we'll be home soon.

[ringing]

It's still engaged.

[horn tooting]

Talk about the worst parents in the world, they've only gone and left me all by myself.

[squeaking]

I know, I know, it's great isn't it?

I'll be right around.

It's still engaged.

-Well try calling someone else then. -Who, who?

Oh, I know, I'll see if I can find someone to go around and sit with him until we get home.

Hello, I'm so sorry to bother you, but its about Henry, you see...

Oh...

Hello?

Oh, at last. Great-Aunt Greta, it's about Henry.

Did you say it's about Henrietta?

Ah, yes, yes it is, you see he-- I mean she is on her own and...

Oh, don't you worry, she'll be fine. She's a sensible lassie.

Got to go now, got a flying lesson. Tata.

Oh, poor Henry, I hope he's all right.

[doorbell ringing]

Welcome to the House of Henry.

[horn tooting]

What to do know? Such a bad mother, think, think.

Oh, I know.

[beeping]

Oh, thank goodness. Listen it's Henry.

Ready for lift off, Lieutenant Commander?

Ready for lift off, Lord High Majesty of the Purple Hand Gang.

Three, two, one, blast off.

Yeah.

Fang's always wanted to do that.

Yeah, go Fang.

Now then, what's next?

Chocolate milk bath?

-Oh, yeah and extreme bowling. -Oh, oh, let's do that next.

Okay, we can use Peter's good-as-gold cups as bowling pins.

[doorbell rings]

[baby gurgling]

Quick, duck.

[baby gurgling]

-What's that? -I don't know.

It could be the bug-eyed moon monster.

Well, whatever it was, it's gone.

Come on, let's skip bowling and get started on the ice cream mountain.

[baby gurgling]

It is the bug-eyed moon monster.

-I saw a film like this once. -What happened?

Can't remember.

At last.

♪ Buttercups and Daisies ♪

[both] Not now, Peter.

-I can't see anything. -I think I remembered what happens in the film.

-What? -They set a booby trap.

-Did it work? -Can't remember.

[knocking at door]

Ugh, who drives that type of car?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[door rustling]

And another thing...

[clearing throat] We really have to go.

Ah, yes of course.

And you'll be hearing from me, I want to know what you're going to do about it.

Uh, I dunno.

[both shout] Ahh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[giggling] You silly boys.

Why didn't you let us in when I rang the bell?

We thought you were the bug-eyed moon monster.

[Vera mumbling]

[Vera vomits]

[Fang] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fang, no.

It worked.

[both] Henry.

[theme song playing]