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[theme song playing]

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ "Wash your face And brush your hair" ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪

♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪

♪ And then my life Would be so sweet ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang Rules, okay ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

[Henry] Come on, come on! It's my turn to go on the computer.

[Peter] Wait, there's another one.

Oh, can't believe this.

How long does it take to choose a bell for Fluffy?

As long as it takes, Henry.

[Mum] Don't be horrid, Henry.

[meow]

Don't you worry Fluffy-wuffy, we're going to get you a lovely wuvley belly welly.

Yes, sweetie pie.

Fluffy-wuffy's a very special cat and she needs a very special bell.

Get down from there, Fluffy.

Whoa, what about this one?

That's so pretty, Fluffy-wuffy.

[purrs]

Fluffy-wuffy, pah!

[meow]

Ooh, I haven't seen anything like that before.

That could be the one, Fluffy-wuffy.

At last!

What do you think, Fluffy-wuffy?

Please, please say yes, Fluffy.

Uh, I mean dear Fluffy-wuffy, please say yesity-yes.

[screams] No.

Don't be horrid, Henry.

Go to your room right now!

Fine, I will.

You want that one, Fluffy?

[purrs]

Ooh, I think that one's perfect for you, Fluffy-wuffy.

It's pink and all fluffy!

And so cuddly just like you are.

It's just not fair, Fang!

How can buying a bell for Fluffy-wuffy

be more important than playing Gross Class Zero Zombie Train?

Oh, it's no good. I can't get to sleep.

[tummy rumbling]

Oops! That's my tummy. I'm really hungry.

Think I need a snack to help me get to sleep.

Wanna come along for the ride?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whoa!

Phew! That was close.

Mum always hides the treats at the back, Fang.

Let's try in here.

Haha these look good!

Yeah yeah yeah.

"Tickly Treats, the best to eat!"

Hahaha, let's see just how good they are, shall we, Fang?

Yum yum.

[Fluffy meows]

Hahaha! You had me worried there, Fluffy.

[Mum] Henry? Is that you?

Oops! Better go.

[Mum] Henry, get back into bed, now!

Yes, Mum.

[Mum] Henry!

Henry, get down stairs, right now!

Henry, Mum says...

I'm not deaf, worm!

Mum says you've eaten all the Tickly Treats.

What? I didn't eat them all!

Aha! So you did eat some of them?

-Well-- -Anyway, there are none left.

And now, you're in big trouble.

Mum found the empty packet on the counter this morning.

We didn't eat them all last night, did we?

[clears throat]

[Mum] Henry!

I don't care if you only opened the packet!

Someone has eaten all my Tickly Treats!

And all the evidence points to it being you, Henry.

Your Tickly Treats?

Yes, Henry, my Tickly Treats.

The only treats I ever buy for myself.

Which is why they are hidden at the back of the cupboard.

Ah.

And if I find you taking my Tickly Treats ever again...

All right, all right. I know, you don't have to tell me.

Go and get dressed, Henry. Right now!

And another thing, Fang.

Peter said, Mum found the empty packet on the counter.

But we didn't leave an empty packet on the counter,

did we? [Fang grunts]

So that means someone else must've eaten all the Tickly Treats,

after we left the kitchen!

Yeah...

And there's only one person that could be...

Fluffy.

[screams] No.

Whatever is going on in here?

Henry is trying to blame Fluffy for eating all your Tickly Treats!

[meow]

How dare you try to blame an innocent cat for something you did, Henry.

You're are even more horrid than I thought!

But--

[crying]

[meow]

Go to your room right now, Henry!

Oh.

Detective Henry at your service!

Time: Middle of the night.

Place: Kitchen.

Mission: To catch the Tickly Treats thief.

AKA Fluffy.

[yawns]

[snoring]

Phew! Just made it.

[Mum] Henry, get down here, right now!

Oh oh...

But it wasn't me, I promise.

So, you didn't come down here, in the middle of the night?

No. Well, I--

So how do you explain these?

All right then. Yes, I did come down here in the middle of the night--

-Go to your room, Henry. -But--

Right now! And stay there!

[licking]

Fluffy, do you think you can do that somewhere else.

Oh, Fluffy, go away!

Leave Fluffy alone, Henry.

It's not her fault you've been sent to your room.

[Fluffy purrs]

[Peter squeals] [Fluffy meows]

Don't be horrid, Henry.

You're just jealous because Fluffy-wuffy's got a nice new belly welly.

Haven't you, Fluffy-wuffy?

[snoring] The bells!

[snoring] The bells!

[Fluffy purrs]

Huh?

[Fluffy's bell rings]

So Fluffy, you are the Tickly Treats thief after all.

Just wait till I tell Mum.

But Mum will never believe me.

-Fang! Or should I call you Detective Fang. -Yeah, Yeah, yeah.

[aggressively meows]

[aggressively meows]

Fluffy. Is that you making all that noise?

[Mum] Henry, get down here, right now!

Coming, Mum!

So you see? It was Fluffy who was eating the Tickly Treats all along.

I just don't know what we're going to do with that cat. She is so greedy.

I can't believe,

she ate a whole packet of Tickly Treats again last night.

Well, no she didn't actually eat the whole packet.

Sorry, Henry, did you say something?

Nothing important, Mum. Gotta go!

All right, Fang.

Where are they?

I know you've got the rest of the Tickly Treats.

So hand them over.

Ta-da!

Ho ha! Who's the greedy one now?

Hahaha!

Hello.

You might be surprised to see me up and about at this time of the morning.

Last night, I overheard Mum and Dad saying something about going to a theme park today.

And all I reckon it's gonna be Dino Rhinos!

Oh I love going to theme parks!

So I thought I'd better be good and ready.

I'm ready!

Ready for what, Henry?

I'm ready, Mum.

Well done, Peter.

Um, Henry.

Come on, Mum, can't keep the Dino Rhinos waiting.

Hahaha! You mean the Happy Hippos, Henry.

What are you talking about, worm?

Oh, didn't you know?

Mum and Dad are taking me to the Happy Hippos House of Hugs.

Hu hu!

Because I got my 311th gold-as-gold badge yesterday, at school.

And... and... and Miss Lovely... Oh.

I'm not going to Dino Rhinos Pack-them-in-a Theme Park today, am I?

No, Henry. You're not.

This is a special treat for Peter.

But we've got something special lined up for you too, Henry.

-Have you? -Yes.

-Does it involve a theme park? -Well, sort of.

Yes! Ho ho ha ha!

Well, the park bit, anyway.

What do you mean?

Well, we thought it might be nice for you to go to the park down the road.

Get a bit of fresh air.

So we've arranged for someone to come and take you.

You mean... I've got a... a baby-sitter?

Well, yes.

Oh no, not Rabid Rebecca!

Oh, you haven't called Rabid Rebecca have you?

Aah, it's Rabid Rebecca!

[screams] No.

Stop! Don't... Don't open it.

Don't be such a baby, Henry. It's only a baby-sitter.

Mum tells me not to be a baby.

And then gets me a baby-sitter.

How does that work?

So, bye, Henry! Be good.

Come on, Mum. Happy Hippos aren't happy hippos anymore if you're late!

Of course, sweetie darling.

But hang on a minute. I don't know who's baby-sitting me.

We haven't been introduced.

[car revs]

Hello, Henry.

Uh, sorry. Have we met before?

Yeah. Last time I baby-sat ya.

-Last time? -Yeah.

Only time actually.

Let's just say, it was a close encounter of the watery kinds.

Aah!

Oh! Right.

Uh... you... here for revenge?

Haha oh no, I don't go in for revenge.

I do like to get my own back, though.

Mm, okay.

Well, just so long as I know.

And there's one thing you need to know.

Oh, what's that then?

I'm not going to the park down the road.

Huh, fine by me.

And if you let me go, I'll... I'll...

What did you say?

I said, "fine by me". Don't like parks, me.

Ah, right.

Um, could we watch TV then?

Don't care what you do as long as you don't disturb my music, me.

Can I have a biscuit?

And crisps?

Huh! I'll take that as a "yes" then.

Haha! This is the life.

I'm not moving from this chair for anyone or anything.

[news reporter] And now, a special announcement.

This afternoon, Ed Banger of The Killer Boy Rats

will be appearing at a special live appearance.

What?

Where? When?

That's a lot of questions.

I'll try answer them in order.

I said, "Ed Banger of The Killer Boy Rats will be appearing at

a special live appearance."

Yes! Yes, I heard that bit.

-Where? When? -At the park down the road. Right now!

The park, down the road? Right now?

That's what I said. He will be signing things.

Signing things? What sort of things?

All sorts of things.

What have you got? How about the latest album?

Oh yeah! The latest album.

Oh, Empty Buckets Make The Most Noise!

My favorite album of all time!

You better hurry. Because they won't be there forever.

[honk honk]

Come on, we're going.

[sighs]

You. Me. Go. Now!

-You what? -We're going to the park down the road, now.

Hurry up!

Oh, I don't believe it!

I'll never get my album signed!

Hey, wait for me!

Oh, this is going to take forever.

I'll be back in a minute.

Look after this, will you?

Ed Banger!

My hero!

Hey Ed, over here!

I'm your number one fan!

He didn't even notice me.

Oye, you! Back in the queue.

Can I borrow one of your ice creams?

Look, there goes a flying football!

[cries]

Hey! That was my ice cream!

Well, his ice cream.

[kid cries] Oye, come here you, horrid boy.

Uh oh, time to go.

Uh oh, time to go.

Um... I... this is yours.

[dog barking]

[man] Come back boy!

[lady] Come back you, horrid boy!

[baby crying]

Now, now look what you've done.

[baby amused]

-Huh, might have guessed it, would be you, you horrid boy! -But--

Go on, get out of here. Before I do something really horrid to you.

He's over here!

He's over here!

He's over here!

[everybody yelling]

[dog barking]

Oye! Get off--

Hello.

Hello.

[cops panting]

Right then, you're for it.

I'm your number one fan!

Number one horrid boy, more like.

♪ Gonna play my guitar ♪

♪ I'm gonna play all night ♪

♪ I'm gonna be a big star ♪

♪ See my name in light ♪

Oh, not bad.

I could play a mean air guitar too.

[air guitar music]

-Match what you mean. -But your still out of here.

Wait!

Do you know any more songs, lad?

Of course, I know all the songs you've ever written.

And probably some of the ones you haven't written yet too.

Like I said, "I'm your number one fan!"

Wait there, lad.

[whispers]

Uh, you free this afternoon?

Well, yeah!

Except I've got to stand in that queue waiting to get you to sign something for me.

Not anymore, you don't. Come with me.

[rock music playing over a stereo]

♪ Could be in a movie! ♪

♪ It'd be so groovy ♪

♪ To be in a movie ♪

You're... you're... you're...

Ed Banger, of the Killer Boy Rats.

Nice to meet you.

Tess? Are you okay?

Tess? Who's Tess?

Touchy Tess. She's my baby-sitter.

-Your baby-sitter? -It's a long story.

And of course, we'll understand if you'll never want to baby-sit Henry again.

Most people don't.

Oh, happy to do it anytime, me.

Ta-ta for now.

What did she just say?

Hmm...

That's very suspicious.

-Henry. -Yes, Mum.

Tess just said she'd baby-sit you any time.

What did you two really get up to today?

We went to the park, down the road.

Just like you told us to.

[theme music playing]