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[theme song playing]

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ "Wash your face And brush your hair" ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪

♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪

♪ And then my life Would be so sweet ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang Rules, okay ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

Guess what we're doing today.

Yep, you got it. Shopping.

It's so boring.

[woman shrieks]

Henry! Watch where you're going.

Could you think of anything more boring than shopping?

Raffle ticket, young sir?

All money goes to a good cause.

Well, yes, why not?

How much is one ticket?

I don't even get to buy the kind of food I need,

like crisps and chocolate and ice cream.

-[woman on TV] Psst. -Huh?

Wanna be a millionaire?

A millionaire? You bet.

Whoo-hoo!

Then buy a ludicrously lucky lottery ticket,

and you could be.

Cool!

Henry. There you are.

Look, I've got you a ticket.

You got me a ticket?

Yes. Now, look after it.

You never know, it might be a winning ticket.

A winning ticket!

Yay!

So how many mega monster cheeseburgers could I get with a million pounds?

[sighs] I don't know, Henry.

Um, how about chocolate milkshake?

[Dad] I don't know.

[Henry] I'm gonna buy my own burger restaurant like Whopper Whippie

and I'm gonna eat that every day.

When I'm a millionaire, all vegetables will be banned.

-[Dad] Henry? -Hmm?

[grunts]

Oh, can I help you, Dad?

Thank you, Peter.

I love carrying shopping.

I like carrying big bags and little bags

and medium-sized bags and...

What are you carrying, Henry?

I'll carry this.

What am I doing? I hate bananas. [chuckles]

Mind you, don't drop anything, poopy pants.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[laughs]

Don't be horrid, Henry.

What? It wasn't my fault poopy pants dropped everything.

Then you can both clean this mess up, can't you?

Mutant Max lunch box, Dungeon Drink Kit.

Oh, there are so many things I need.

Just look at this bedroom, Henry!

What's wrong with it?

It's full of rubbish. Tidy it up now.

Actually, Dad's right. This room is full of rubbish.

Maybe it's time to make room

for all the new stuff I'm gonna get.

Your new trainers, Master Henry.

Your new Super Squirter 2000, Master Henry.

And your new toilet cleaner, Master Henry.

This is for you, because I'm such a generous big brother.

Um, thanks, Henry, but don't you want them anymore?

No. When I'm a millionaire, I've decided I'm only gonna have new stuff every day.

But you're not a millionaire, Henry.

No, but I will be, when my lucky...

[gasps]

No! I've lost it!

What?

My ludicrously lucky lottery ticket.

Where is it? Where could it be?

Is it in your pocket, Henry?

No, worm, I've looked in my pocket.

Miss Lovely always says, "Think where you were when you last had it."

Oh, I don't want to know what Miss Lovely always says.

I want to know where the ludicrously lucky lottery ticket

that's going to make me a millionaire is.

Oh, right.

So where were you when you last had it?

So how many mega monster cheeseburgers...

In the car!

It's not here.

It's not there.

[sad music playing]

All right then, Henry,

you can help me with my Happy Hippo puzzle.

Why would I wanna do that, worm?

To take your mind off losing your ludicrously lucky lottery ticket.

Great. Thanks, worm.

You just reminded me about losing my ludicrously lucky lottery ticket.

Oops! Sorry, Henry.

And you just reminded me that I'm never going to win a million pounds

because I lost my...

I know, Henry, you lost your ticket.

Ooh, just think of all the things you could do with a million pounds.

I hereby declare The Perfect Peter Puddling Pool open.

-Hurray! -Yay!

You could help me find my ticket if you like, Peter.

No, thanks. Actually, I'm a bit busy now.

Just think. One million pounds!

Hmm.

What will you give me if I find your lost ticket?

As I'm such a kind, generous brother,

one whole pound.

One pound?

Okay, two.

Two pounds?

All right then, three. But that's my final offer.

We'd better hurry up.

The ludicrously lucky lottery draw is in ten minutes.

-What? -Yes.

It's always on at the same time.

Coming up after the break,

who will be the ludicrously lucky winner of our ludicrously lucky lottery?

[Henry] Find anything yet?

No, but there's still five minutes to go.

Oh!

[panting]

[cage door creaks]

[sniffs]

[gasps]

Sniffer hamsters! Why didn't I think of that?

[Henry] Go, Fang! Find that ticket, boy.

[Fang] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Three minutes to go, Henry.

[sniffs]

Two minutes to go, Henry.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hamster food?

[screams] No!

Ah, just in time.

It's starting, Henry.

It's not fair.

I guess you didn't find the ticket, Henry.

Of course, I didn't find the ticket, Peter.

So is it in your pocket, Henry?

No, it's not! I looked in my pocket!

What's that then?

It's my ticket!

And now, the moment you're all waiting for,

the draw for tonight's ludicrously lucky lottery.

And the chance to win one million pounds!

[gasps] That's my one million pounds!

Three of it is mine, Henry.

And the first lucky number is...

famous five.

Famous five? I've got it.

Next up is...

a secret seven.

Secret seven! Yes, yes, yes!

And naughty nine.

Naughty nine! That's it! I won!

[in sing-song] I won a million pounds!

Next up is wonderful one.

What?

And tidy two.

I've only got three numbers on my ticket.

Stupid, useless ticket.

Henry, where is that lucky ticket I gave you?

It's in the gold fish bowl, where it belongs.

But we won, Henry!

What?

Ow!

Yeah. Got it!

How much did we win?

You'll never guess.

Ten thousand? Fifty?

First prize in the Very Vegan Society's annual raffle.

Huh?

It's a great prize.

A million pounds?

No.

A million pieces of broccoli!

Whoopie! Way to go, Henry!

A million pieces of broccoli?

[screams] No!

[grunts]

Right, come on.

Cool! Check this one out, Ralph.

That's a booger bogey, Henry.

Go on, flick it.

Oi, no flicking boogies.

Detention, Henry.

Oops.

Double detention, Henry, with double bells on.

[screams] No!

How was your day at school, Henry?

Horrid. How was yours, worm?

Lovely!

What are you looking for?

I'm looking for the bogosum beetlearius.

What's that?

It's a beetle that's not really a beetle.

We learnt all about it today in nature studies.

Ha! How could a beetle not really be a beetle?

Well, you see...

Later, bogosum wormicus.

Oh! A bogosum beetlearius.

[screams] Mum!

Don't be horrid, Henry.

Oh! What did I do?

What is it, Peter?

Look what I found!

Ha! Looks like a big bogey.

Don't be horrid, Henry.

Oh! I'm going to take it into school for my show and tell on Friday.

What a lovely idea, Peter.

Still looks like a big bogey.

What's for tea, Mum?

Stew and dumplings.

Ha! Stew and big bogeys, more like. [chuckles]

[both] Henry!

It was this big.

[chuckles] I don't believe you Ralph.

Hey, Ralph. What's up?

It's true, isn't it, Henry?

It was this big, wasn't it?

What was?

The booger bogey you pulled out of your nose yesterday.

What? Oh! Yeah! It was really, really big.

Don't believe you, Henry.

It's true.

And when I got home, I managed an even bigger one.

It was the size of a dumpling.

Ha! Really don't believe that, Henry.

Well, that's your problem.

Yeah, it is your problem. Because Henry's still king of the booger bogeys.

Says who?

Says me, that's who.

And Henry, he says so too. Don't you, Henry?

Huh? Yeah, I say so too.

Settle down, everyone.

If you are the king of the booger bogeys...

He is.

Then prove it, slime snot.

I will!

Sit down, Henry.

Now!

Nearly got it.

[grunts]

Here it comes.

[all] Whoa!

[sighs]

Never mind, Henry. There's still time.

Oh! Wait.

Been flicking boogies, have you?

[Ralph] I'm afraid not, sir.

Eh?

Still looks like a big bogey.

I can't wait to take my bogosum beetlearius into school tomorrow.

Miss Lovely will be so proud of me.

And I'm so proud of you too, Peter.

I wonder why it's called a bogosum beetlearius.

It's called a bogosum beetlearius

because it's not really a beetle.

Oh! It's a bogey.

Mom, Henry keeps calling my bogosum beetlearius a bogey.

Henry, any more comments about bogeys and you'll go straight to your room.

-[sniffs] -[boiling sounds]

Mom, I can smell something burning.

[gasps] Oh, your tea.

What's wrong with bogeys, anyway?

They're not nice, Henry.

[roars]

[sniffs]

Yes!

That's a boogie boger.

You are not going to show that to anyone, Henry.

That is going straight into the bin.

What?

Eureka, that's it!

That's what, Henry?

None of your business, worm.

[Mum] Come on, Peter. Time for beddy byes.

Coming.

[humming]

[gasps]

My bogosum beetlearius.

It's gone!

No!

[all chattering]

I knew you could do it, Henry.

That is one big bogey.

Yeah, that's a booger bogey.

How do we know it's your booger bogey, Henry?

Of course, it's mine. Whose else could it be?

[Peter] It's mine, Henry.

Don't know what you're talking about, worm.

I'm talking about my bogosum beetlearius

which you stole.

[girl screams]

It's alive! It's moving.

It is alive.

Did you say it was your bogey, Peter?

I said it was my bogosum beetlearius,

which is why I'm taking it for my show and tell.

Right now!

You should think twice before you steal someone's bogosum beetlearius, Henry.

Let this be a lesson to you.

Whoa, respect.

Ha! Who is the king of the booger bogeys now?

Oh! Henry's wormy little brother. That's who.

It was really bad.

Everyone was laughing at me.

Henry, into bed, right now.

All right, Mum.

Oh! Good night, Henry.

Good night, Mum.

Oh, Fang, I'll never be able to show my face in class again.

[snores]

And the king of the booger bogeys is...

Peter.

No!

[snores]

[grunts]

Eh?

[Mum] Time to get up, Henry.

Yes, Mum.

Whoa!

That is one booger bogey!

Thanks, Fang.

[snores]

[Mum] Henry, downstairs right now!

Coming, Mum.

Ha! Who's king of the booger bogeys now? [chuckles]

See you later, Fang.

[bell rings]

Oh, look!

There's the king of the booger bogeys...

not!

Silence in class.

Ooh! A present. For me.

"For the best teacher ever, a token of my love for you.

Your favorite pupil, Margaret."

Eh?

Really, thank you, Margaret.

How kind.

[screams] No!

[theme music playing]