Original subtitles

[theme song playing]

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ "Wash your face And brush your hair" ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪

♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪

♪ And then my life Would be so sweet ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang Rules, okay ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

Yes!

Haw, a whole bag of Bogey Balls!

I had forgotten that I had hidden them in my fort.

Cool!

It's a 627 Fantastic Flyer!

Oh, not cool.

It belongs to Stuck-Up Steve.

Oh, jolly good, Sheriff Steve.

Henry,

Aunt Ruby and cousin Steve have popped in for a visit.

Isn't that nice?

-No. -[Mum] Don't be horrid, Henry.

Now, play nicely.

Oh, yeah, Henry. Play nicely.

Oh, all right then.

Let's play with your plane.

Gimme my plane back or I'll tell my mummy.

All right, all right. Keep your hair on.

Gimme your bag of Bogey Balls

and I'll let you play with my plane.

No way!

Okay, then.

Give me one Bogey Ball and I'll let you look at it.

Deal.

Give me another Bogey Ball and I'll let you touch it.

Steve, time to go, darling.

Got to go, Henry. Thanks for the Bogey Balls.

[screams] No!

Mum, I need a remote control plane.

You don't need one, Henry, you want one.

All right, then. I want a remote control plane.

And, if you really want something, you should save up for it.

All right, then. Could I have my pocket money now?

Mum!

Didn't you and Dad stop Henry's pocket money for the next two years

because he was being so horrid?

Yes, we did, Peter.

Thank you for reminding me, sweety-pop.

Yeah, thanks for reminding her, worm!

I could get a job!

You could pay me to do all the chores!

Like putting my plate in the sink.

[gasps]

Thank you, Henry!

Mum!

Didn't you and Dad say Henry has to do all the chores

as punishment for his school report.

Yes, we did, Peter.

And you can start by finishing the dishes!

Good idea, Mum!

Silence, worm!

[making plane sounds]

[Peter screaming]

Don't be horrid, Henry!

I only said I wanted a remote control plane.

A plane? I had one when I was a boy.

Let's see if I can remember how to make one.

Really?

Oh, yes. I used to make them all the time when I was a kid.

Ta-da!

Well, that worked.

Oh, but thanks, Dad...

for nothing.

Why do I have to come shopping with you?

You should've brought Peter. He loves going shopping with you.

And he also loves Happy Hippos

and it's his turn to watch them this afternoon.

So stop moaning, Henry, and hurry up!

Well, it's just not fair!

Oh, look!

I'm A Lady's got a sale on.

Stay here, Henry.

I'll just pop in for a quick look. Won't be long.

Look!

How cool is that!

Oh, and how expensive!

Oh, I'll never be able to afford one of those.

Not in a million years.

[scoffs]

Trust Mischievous Mike to get his hands on one.

Eureka!

That's it!

Mike, wait!

Yeah?

I need your plane. It's an emergency.

What you talking about?

I need it to, uh...

to rescue a cat that's been stuck in a tree.

Oh, all right then. Can I just borrow it?

Just for a day.

Half a day?

An hour, then?

I'll swap it for anything you want.

Hmm, you still got your Gross Class Zero comic collection?

All of them?

Including the Super-Bumper- Smelly-Snot-Field Edition,

when Simon Snotful defeated the Evil Emperor three times?

Oh, yeah! Definitely got that one.

It's a deal, then.

One hour only, but you better look after it.

Oh, I will. Nothing's going to happen to it.

Don't you worry.

[toy planes whirring]

Phew! That's a lot of comics.

Awesome!

Oh, this is so cool!

Remember, Henry, you better look after it!

[Henry] I will.

[Henry making plane sounds]

Woohoo!

Come in, squadron leader!

Climb to 30,000 feet!

Roger that, control.

The sky's the limit!

-Hey! -I say!

[both] You!

Huh, call that flying.

[toy planes whirring]

Oy! No flying in this park!

Oh oh! We better take our planes somewhere else.

[laughs boisterously]

Come on, Steve. Let's go.

Race you, Henry! Yeah?

No way!

You scared, yeah?

You're on!

Start here, yeah? Through the woods,

the fountain,

across the basket meadow,

finish with a fly through this tree trunk. Yeah?

Uh, are you sure that's a good idea?

Oh, yeah. I knew you'd chicken out.

No. I'm just worried about your plane.

Mine will be fine.

-[Steve] On your mark... -[Henry] Get set...

[Steve] Go!

Yo! Watch where you're flying that thing!

Mayday! Mayday!

Hey! Bring it back!

Good boy!

Drop it.

Oh!

[laughs boisterously]

Well, it's not funny!

Yeah, it is.

No, it's not.

Both our planes are ruined now.

Yes, but I'm going to get mummy dearest to buy me a new one.

What are you going to do, Henry?

What am I going to do?

Oh, this is bad.

The axle is fractured, and the wings are out of alignment.

And the propeller's rotation is off by 7.5 degrees.

But can you mend it?

I'll do my best.

Screwdriver.

Spanner.

So, will it fly again?

There's only one way to find out.

Oh, way to go!

Well, that didn't work, did it?

I guess not.

Only one thing for it, Henry.

I guess so.

That's a great collection of comics, Henry.

Um, I've got your plane, Mike.

Cool!

Well...

Not so cool.

What happened to my plane?

Henry crashed it. Deliberately, yeah?

I did not!

Oy, you!

I told you, no plane flying in my park!

Hey, that's my plane.

Not anymore, it isn't.

It's park property now.

My plane.

Look at the state of my plane.

Never mind, son.

But I loved that plane.

Here, son. You can have this one.

Oh, jeez, Dad. Thank you.

There you go, Henry. Thanks for lending them to me.

It was a pleasure, Mike.

And, uh, sorry again about your plane.

Oh, don't mention it, Henry.

You can fly my new one any time.

Resolved!

Bye, Steve!

[screams] No!

[alarm ringing]

Henry! You are going to be late

for school!

Have you seen my tie anywhere?

We're going to be late.

Oh, where's my other shoe?

Mum, Henry took all the Sweet Tweets.

You're going to be late for school, Henry.

That means I'm going to be late too.

Tough, worm!

Don't be horrid, Henry!

And where are your trousers?

Go and get changed, now!

We're leaving in two minutes.

But I want my breakfast.

That's my breakfast.

-Mine! -Mine!

That's enough!

Every morning it's the same. Total chaos!

It has to stop!

[sighs] I agree.

But how are we going to stop it?

Time management!

Time what?

Time management.

It's a simple idea, Peter.

It means we do everything to a strict time-table.

Ooh, goodie! Just like school!

Yes, Peter. You could say it's just like school.

Just like school?

[screams] No!

Please, Dad. No!

I think it sounds like a very good idea.

It was the boss' idea.

We're all doing it at Tingly Toothbrushes.

[clock ticking]

We'll start tomorrow.

Now, where were we?

Anyone seen my tie anywhere?

We're going to be late.

Hurry up, Henry!

We need to leave now!

But I haven't had my breakfast yet.

[alarm ringing]

Seven o'clock, Henry!

[blows whistle]

Four minutes to get dressed and downstairs for breakfast.

Here are your individual time-tables.

Time-tables?

Yes. Everything has a set time.

Eating breakfast, five minutes.

Clearing the table, two minutes.

Going to the toilet, half a minute, and so on.

What about important stuff like watching TV?

It's all in the sheet.

Watching TV, five minutes after supper.

Five minutes?

Yes, Peter?

Happy Hippos is longer than five minutes, Dad.

What about all the programmes I want to watch?

You've wasted one minute of breakfast time arguing.

Better get a move on.

-Finished! -Excellent!

Two minutes.

So can I put the other four minutes towards watching TV?

Five, take away two, is three, Henry.

So it's three minutes, not four.

And no. You get extra time to brush your teeth instead.

Right then. Clearing table, one minute thirty.

But, I--

Hurry up! Ready to leave in ten seconds.

Henry,

Ten, nine, eight...

Just in time.

See, I knew you could do it.

[Dad] No dawdling, Henry.

I'm not dawdling!

Ow!

Keep up the pace, boys.

Four minutes thirty. Let's really push it to the limit.

That was fun, eh?

Beats walking, and we saved eight minutes.

Hooray!

Have a good day, boys.

Nice and early.

Move over, worm.

It's Gross Class Zero time.

Hey, I was watching that!

At least I was going to.

Telly time's over.

Check your time-table. It's bedtime now.

It's only half past seven.

We've got an early start in the morning,

Ooh, then we do need an early night.

Worm!

[Dad] There. Didn't I tell you?

So much better than rushing around all the time.

Mm.

No one was late for school and there were no fights or arguments.

[sighing]

In a few week's time, this will be our normal routine.

A few weeks?

Of course! Today was just the start.

If we cut down on talking, it could save a whole five minutes.

I was still reading.

Reading time is seven and a half minutes.

It's on your time-table.

Henry, it's sleepy time.

I'm not sleepy.

We've got an early start tomorrow.

It's on our time-tables.

[scoffs] Time-tables. It's worse than being at school.

At least we weren't late today.

We were there before the teachers.

Listen, Peter, do you like having only five minutes to watch TV?

Well, I did miss Happy Hippos.

And I didn't even have time to draw Miss Lovely a picture.

That's what I'm saying.

We don't get time for anything.

It's wash, eat, clean teeth, go to bed.

But, what can we do?

Dad says it's good for us.

[scoffs] We'll see about that.

[Peter] Henry?

[alarm ringing]

[yawns] Morning.

Morning!

[yawning]

What time is it?

It's five o'clock in the morning!

Listen, I've been thinking,

and I've decided time management is a brilliant idea.

You have?

Yes, but you see, we're not doing it properly.

We could save even more time if we did it properly.

We could?

It's all on your new time-tables.

5:05, morning run?

But it's 5:05 now!

Exactly!

[Dad panting]

How much longer?

Just one more lap.

One more?

Can't we rest?

I feel great!

[chuckling] So do I.

Come on, Dad. No time to lose.

[panting] Oh.

[Henry] Breakfast time!

Oh, good. I need a coffee.

I need something stronger.

Oh, I've already made breakfast.

[Dad] You have?

What's this?

[Peter] It's an all-in-one breakfast.

Cereal, milk, tea, egg, toast and jam.

All mixed up together.

[groaning in disgust]

Saves time. Come on now, eat up.

Get a move on. You've got ten seconds.

Ten, nine, eight...

[Sighing]

Two minutes twenty.

Not bad, but I think you can do better.

Sorry, Henry.

All ready to go then?

But it's only 5:45.

I'll be way too early for work.

Not if you walk.

Walk?

But it's miles.

Walking's good for you.

[Peter] And it's good for the environment too.

Mm, think of all the petrol you'll save.

It's quicker if you run.

What? I was watching that.

Me too!

Haven't you read you time-table?

7:30 to 8:00, homework.

But, we haven't got any homework.

What about that?

[Mum] Oh, yes.

All those bills you're always saying you'll get round to.

Oh, and don't forget that thank-you letter you were going to write to Great-Aunt Greta.

Oh, yes. That too.

In the dining room, please. Don't want you to be distracted. Do we?

See, there's plenty of time to get everything done,

when you manage your time properly.

Have you seen my tie?

Should I lay the table?

We've overslept!

Henry, where are your trousers?

Well, according to the time-table...

Give me that time-table!

No more stopwatches!

No more time management!

Let's just get on like we always do, shall we?

Fine by me!

Have you seen my tie anywhere?

We're going to be late!

[theme music playing]