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[theme music playing]

♪ It's not easy being me ♪

♪ "Wash your face And brush your hair" ♪

♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪

♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪

♪ And then my life Would be so sweet ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, ney ♪

♪ The Purple Hand Gang Rules, okay ♪

♪ It's so easy being me ♪

♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪

[song playing on TV] ♪ We're happy, happy hippos ♪

♪ We're happy all the day ♪

[werewolf howling]

Hey! I'm watching Happy Hippos.

Not any more you're not.

Now we're watching Weird Werewolves.

Happy Hippos!

Weird Werewolves!

Give it back!

[Henry] It's mine!

No, it's mine!

Mine!

Mum!

Don't be horrid, Henry.

You know it's Peter's turn to watch Happy Hippos.

I don't want to watch Happy Hippos!

I want to watch Weird Werewolves.

N-O spells no, Henry.

You're watching Happy Hippos and that's final.

[chuckling]

[screams] No!

Mum says, happy hippos live in Happy Hippo Valley.

Really? How fascinating.

And Mum says, happy hippos are happy all the time.

Really? And how does she know that?

Mum knows everything.

I bet, she doesn't know that the happy hippos are really weird werewolves in disguise.

No, they're not.

Yes, they are.

Think about it, Peter.

Have you ever seen happy hippos at night?

Well, no.

But that's because I'm not allowed to watch television at night.

No, Peter, it's because at night they turn into weird werewolves.

No, they don't.

Yes, they do.

[growling]

[werewolves] We are snappy, snappy werewolves.

[shrieks]

Time for Phase Two of Operation Weird Werewolf.

[Peter humming]

[Mum] Henry! Peter! Bedtime!

On my way, Mum!

Excuse me, Henry, I need to brush my teeth.

[surprisingly] Henry?

You're reading a book?

Mmm, it's a really interesting book.

What's it about?

Promise you won't tell?

I promise.

It's called, The Werewolf Spotter's Guide To Spotting Weird Werewolves.

Really?

I borrowed it from Dad's bookshelf.

It's a very scary book.

[gulping]

Really?

Yep. Tells you all about how to spot a weird werewolf.

Ooh!

Uh-oh.

How long has your hair been like that?

Like what, Henry?

Like curly.

It says here, that curly hair

is the first sign of turning into a weird werewolf.

Does it?

Have you, uh, noticed any other signs?

Um, what kind of signs?

Let's see.

Second sign of turning into a werewolf... itchy hands.

[Henry] Third sign is sharp teeth.

[Mum] Have you brushed your teeth yet, boys?

Time to brush your teeth, Peter.

-[Peter exclaims] -If you dare.

Oh!

All set for bed, honey bunny?

Mum, do I look any different to you?

Different? No.

You're still my perfect little honey bunny.

So, I don't seem any... hairier?

[chuckling]

Actually, you hair has gotten very curly.

Maybe we should cut it soon.

Night-night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bugs bite.

Bite?

[exclaims in fright]

I'm turning into a werewolf!

[knocking on door]

Enter.

Henry, I need to talk to you.

What about, Peter?

I think, I'm turning into a weird werewolf.

Well, the book does say that there's a cure.

But it's very rare.

Uh, what is it?

Fangle juice.

Fangle juice?

Yes, fangle juice.

From the rare fingle-fangle tree.

But, where are we going to get fangle juice from

at this time of night?

Uh, it just so happens that I know where we can get some.

But, it's very expensive. Two pounds.

Two pounds?

Well, if you want to turn into a weird werewolf...

I'll get my money box right away.

Mmm, genuine fangle juice.

Delicious. Mmm.

[laughing]

Oh, there you are, Henry.

Money first.

Oh, yes.

And it only works if you say you believe in weird werewolves.

Oh, yes. I do believe in weird werewolves.

This tastes like chocolate milk.

Well, of course it does.

You wouldn't want to drink it if it tasted horrible, would you?

Oh, no.

[slurping]

[burping] Oops.

Hmm. It's a full moon tonight.

So?

Don't you know anything?

That's when you're most likely to turn into a weird werewolf.

[growling]

I'm so happy I'm not going to turn into a weird werewolf.

Mmm.

What is it, Henry?

[sighs dramatically] Oh, dear.

I'm not sure the fangle juice is working.

What? What do you mean?

Your hair's getting curlier.

[terrifyingly] Oh, no!

What are we going to do now?

Wait. Ah, Here it is.

If there is a full moon, and the fangle-juice hasn't worked,

then whatever happens you must try to stay awake.

Whatever you do,

[yells dramatically] don't go to sleep tonight!

Oh, no!

Peter?

What are you doing up at this time of night?

I can't sleep. Can I watch TV with you?

It's way past your bedtime, sweetie love.

And you've got school tomorrow.

But, I'm scared.

Will you read me a story?

All right, sleepyhead.

Let's climb the wooden stairs to Bedfordshire.

"And so, Little Red Riding Hood set off through the forest.

But she hadn't gone far when she met the Big Bad Wolf."

I've changed my mind, Dad.

I don't want a bedtime story, thank you very much.

Oh, all right then.

Ready to go to sleep now, poppet?

Yes. I mean no. I mean...

I don't know.

Dad?

Are there such things as weird werewolves?

Weird werewolves? Of course not, Peter.

Though, I did see a really scary film once.

Beware the Moon.

Goodnight, Dad!

Henry?

What is it, O Hairy One?

Don't call me that!

All right, then. What do you want,

O One With Just A Bit More Hair Than Usual?

Will you come and stay awake all night with me?

I'm scared on my own.

But I was asleep.

Please, Henry.

Oh, all right then.

But we're going to need lots of supplies

if we're going to stay awake all night.

What sort of supplies, Henry?

The tickly treat sort.

Mum's got loads hidden in the back of the cupboard in the kitchen.

You just have to go and get them.

Me? But, what if I get caught?

Do you want me to stay awake with you or not?

-Yes. -Then off you go.

And make sure you get them all.

[yawning]

What do we do now, Henry?

I'm going back to bed.

But it's still nighttime, Henry.

You promised you'd stay awake with me.

[Henry] Is the moon still full, Peter?

Yes, it is.

Well, it won't be for much longer.

Look. It's nearly morning. You'll be fine.

All right, then. See you in the morning, Henry.

[Peter snoring]

Henry? Henry is that you?

Oh, Peter. I forgot to ask you something.

But, Henry, your...

Can I borrow your Curse of the Mummy kit?

Take it.

Thanks, Peter.

Nighty-night.

[shrieking]

[snoring]

[Mum] Henry! Time to get up.

[yawning]

[scoffs]

Weird werewolves.

As if anyone would believe they really exist.

[screams] No!

Phew! That was close.

Yeah, but now someone's got to go and get the ball.

[gasps]

All right, lads. I'm going in.

Phew. I'm in.

Henry? What are you doing inside school during break-time?

I, uh, I'm looking for Mr. Soggington.

Oh. Well then. That's very useful.

Huh?

When you find him, you can give him a message from me.

Please tell him that I can't meet him at lunchtime now.

We'll have to meet after school.

Henry! And just what do you think you are doing, lad?

Uh, getting my ball back?

Well, that's where you're wrong, lad.

I'll be having that. Your ball is now my ball.

[screams] No!

[screams] Yes!

Now, run along, lad.

But, oh, I've got a message for you, sir.

Have you now?

Yeah, it's from Miss Oddbod.

Miss Oddbod you say.

Yes, sir. She said that she wants to meet you after school.

She said that?

She wants to meet me?

After school?

Uh, yeah. That's what she said.

At last.

Can I go now, sir?

Oh, yes. Off you go lad.

Yes!

[school bell ringing]

[Mr. Soggington] Psst! Henry.

I've got a message for you to deliver.

Oh, right.

It's for Miss Oddbod.

Oh, right.

Tell her, I was thinking of trying out a new restaurant.

[chuckling]

Teachers can be so weird.

[Miss Battle-Axe] Henry!

Get back into class now!

But I'm delivering a message for Mr. Soggington.

Oh, really? Mr. Soggington?

What did he say?

Um, he said he wanted to try out a new restaurant.

Oh, my! Did he say when?

Um, after school, I think, But...

Uh-oh. Why do I get the feeling

that every thing's just about to go very wrong?

[children chattering]

Pay attention, Henry.

[bell ringing]

Everyone may leave, except Henry.

[sighs] What have I done now?

It's not what you've done, Henry.

It's what you're about to do.

I need you to ask Mr. Soggington a question.

Why don't you ask him yourself?

Oh, no, Henry. I can't.

Oh, all right then. What's the question?

The question is, what should I wear?

What should you wear?

He'll know what I mean.

[chucking]

Now, run along, Henry.

[groans in disgust] What's that?

Stew.

[Mr. Soggington] Hello, Henry.

Got any more messages for me?

Uh, yeah.

Miss Battle-Axe was asking what she should wear.

Miss Battle-Axe was asking what she should wear?

Are you sure, lad?

That's what she said, sir.

Oh, oh!

Overalls. Tell her she should wear overalls.

Overalls?

Yep. I always wear overalls when I'm tidying up the gym cupboard.

Tell her, I'll see her there.

What did he say, Henry?

Who, Miss?

Sidmouth, er...I mean, Mr. Soggington.

Did he say what I should wear?

Yes. Overalls.

Overalls?

Overalls?

Well, overalls it is then.

[giggles]

Oh, Miss?

Yes, Henry?

He said he'd see you there.

-Where? -I don't know.

The gym cupboard, I think.

The gym cupboard?

Oh.

The Gym Cupboard Restaurant. Oh, how romantic!

I'm not getting a good feeling about this.

Not good at all.

Ah, Henry. Did you deliver my message to Mr. Soggington?

Um, yes, Miss.

And what did he say?

Um, he said to meet him at the gym cupboard

and that he'd like to try a new restaurant.

Oh, and to wear overalls.

Overalls? How odd.

What was that all about?

I'm not really sure.

Old Oddbod told me to tell Soggy Sid to meet her after school.

And now it's got all mixed up with restaurants and gym cupboards

and overalls and Miss Battle-Axe.

All sounds perfectly clear to me.

Uh, yes?

So, who can tell me, what is eight times seven?

Henry?

Um, 87.

Well, the answer I was looking for was 56.

But why not 87? That's close enough.

Well done, Henry.

Right. Ten laps around the field.

[children groaning]

Off you go, girls.

Maybe you lads would like to play football instead?

Henry, I've been thinking...

Uh-oh.

No, no, seriously.

Old Battle-Axe and Soggy Sid are being seriously weird.

Too right. They're being seriously nice to us.

That's what I mean, seriously weird.

And I think I've worked out why.

Why?

Well, old Battle-Axe thinks the message about the restaurant was for her.

Yeah?

But it was really for Miss Oddbod.

Yeah?

And Miss Oddbod thinks the message about tidying the gym cupboard was for her.

Yeah?

But, it was really for Miss Battle-Axe.

Yeah! Oh, I see.

Oh, no I don't.

What are you talking about, Ralph?

I'm talking about you being in serious trouble

when Soggy Sid finds out that Miss Battle-Axe thinks

she's meeting him in the new restaurant

when he thinks she's going to be helping him

tidy up the gym cupboard.

You're going to make sure that Miss Battle-Axe meets Soggy Sid in a restaurant,

and that Miss Oddbod gets the gym cupboard tidied up.

And how am I going to do that?

Leave it to me, Henry.

Oh, but what about Miss Oddbod?

Where does she fit into all this?

Mmm, well, I haven't figured that bit out yet.

[school bell ringing]

Oh, I'm going to be in so much trouble.

Don't worry. I've got it covered.

What a mess!

Right. Tidy the gym cupboard.

Do you want to get out of trouble or not?

[sighs]

Ah! All done. All by myself.

Thanks for helping me, Ralph.

Oh, you've been busy too?

Quick! Someone's coming! We've got to hide.

Mr. Soggington, are you in here?

[Miss Oddbod] Oh, Ralph. Whatever are you doing here?

[Miss Battle-Axe] Yoohoo! Mr. Soggington.

Oh, Miss Oddbod.

Eh, and Ralph too.

Ah, Miss Battle-Axe. There you are.

And Miss Oddbod, too.

[chuckling]

How lovely you both look.

Your table awaits.

Ralph, I really must ask you,

[violin playing]

[Ralph] Welcome to the Gym Cupboard Restaurant.

This is the Gym Cupboard Restaurant?

Only the best for our teachers, Miss Battle-Axe.

And now, I should think you are all hungry.

Oh, well. Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.

Then it's time to sample our fine cuisine.

Henry? Would you oblige?

What? Oh. Uh, right.

[door squeaking open]

What's that?

Stew.

Oh, right.

Who's for stew then?

Ooh, er, thank you, Henry.

And to what do we owe this honor?

-Uh... -No reason really.

We just wanted to thank you for being the best teachers ever.

Really?

[whispers] I owe you, Ralph.

That's what friends are for.

Oh, and just one more thing, Henry.

I had to make a deal with the demon dinner lady

to get that stew from the canteen.

And you have to do all the washing up for the school for a week.

[screams] No!

[theme music playing]