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‐ Previously, on "Good Girls"...

‐ Is all that from one night?

‐ I would love to hear about them private parties

you've been running behind my back.

‐ Ben threw a rager at our house.

‐ You didn't want your cool, fancy new friends

to know about your broke‐ass mom, right?

‐ You called them douchebags and date rapers.

‐ If you're unhappy here,

you can always stay at your dad's.

‐ Big Kahuna, they want to meet with us.

‐ Kahuna Spas would love to be part of the ride.

‐ I got the account. ‐ That's great!

‐ I also had to give them the books.

‐ Dean Boland?

‐ Tell me one thing: was he part of it?

‐ There's gotta be a way to get him out.

‐ He's the perfect fall guy.

‐ It all started about a year ago.

‐ Doesn't matter.

Your husband pled guilty today.

‐ We pop gang friend. All of this goes away.

‐ You're gonna need a sniper. I know a guy.

‐ What do you want? ‐ Pull up your pants

like a big boy and do your job.

Dear Dean, I'm gonna tell you

exactly what to do and how to do it.

‐ ♪ One down, one to go ♪

♪ Another town, and one more show ♪

♪ Downtown, they're giving away ♪

♪ But she never came back ♪

♪ Do do do do ♪

♪ No phone can take your place ♪

♪ Do you know what I mean? do do ♪

♪ Two down, there ya go ♪

♪ MacArthur Park in the driving snow ♪

♪ Uptown, they're digging it out ♪

♪ Better lay your claim, dum dum dum ♪

‐ What's it gonna be?

‐ Pop‐Tarts.

‐ We don't have Pop‐Tarts.

‐ Yes, we do. ‐ Dad has them at the top.

‐ ♪ No illusions as we take ♪

♪ Refuge in young man's pleasure ♪

♪ Breaking down ♪

♪ Breaking down the dreams we make ♪

‐ Wash them down with some OJ.

‐ Dad lets us have soda.

‐ ♪ Ah leave it ♪

♪ Goodbye, goodbye ♪

♪ Goodbye bad ♪

♪ Leave it, hello, hello ♪

♪ Heaven ♪

♪ Goodbye, goodbye, one down, one to go ♪

♪ Another town...♪

♪ Leave it ♪

‐ Hi. We haven't actually met.

‐ Aren't you the Big Kahuna?

‐ Just Dave.

‐ Is Dean okay?

‐ That depends on you.

‐ ♪ Goodbye, goodbye ♪

♪ Goodbye ♪

‐ I only see whole milk.

‐ He'll kill me. ‐ You have any almond or soy?

‐ We'll protect you. ‐ He has people everywhere.

‐ No one will know you're with us.

‐ Except for your entire department.

‐ It'll just be me.

‐ And me.

‐ This boat‐‐airtight. No holes.

‐ What could I even get on him?

‐ Looks like plenty.

‐ We need to know what he does with the money.

‐ Okay. Well, I'll just text him and ask, then.

‐ Seriously?

‐ I can't do this.

‐ Okay.

‐ Okay...

‐ Just might wanna give the rest of your posse a heads‐up.

‐ Why?

‐ Because now, we have to round up everyone.

‐ Okay, I'm a mom.

Who's gonna believe that I wrote that?

‐ That's the gamble. Right?

Oh...

I used to do hearts over the Is.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

‐ Hi. Fuel up.

‐ Ooh, early bird over here.

‐ Yeah. Gotta drink.

‐ Ah...I gotta go to bed.

‐ Got Harry's assembly this morning.

‐ Well, why can't you go?

‐ I am. They want us both. ‐

Do private school parents have jobs? I mean...

‐ None that start before noon, apparently.

‐ Babe, I'm supposed to be on the clock in an hour.

‐ Another double.

‐ Gene needs me.

‐ What's this man got you doing?

‐ You know, just taking care of business.

‐ Excuse me.

‐ What? ‐ Your hand!

What the hell is happening in the champagne room?

‐ You should see the other guy.

‐ I hope he's paying you overtime.

‐ I'm just trying to... keep on his good side.

‐ Please shower.

‐ Ah...

‐ Key's taped to the side.

‐ Thank you. ‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ I made a frittata.

‐ Gutsy. ‐ Yeah.

I don't have to wake up at the crack anymore.

You know why? ‐ Why?

‐ No child to get off to school.

Yeah, I got all the time in the world.

‐ Sounds like you're adjusting well.

‐ Mm‐hmm. It's almost as if I never gave birth.

‐ What's in a frittata?

‐ You know...eggs.

‐ Well, how's it different from an omelet?

‐ I wanted to make a frigging frittata, okay?

I actually did.

But we don't get cell reception in my apartment,

and the internet was down,

and only Ben knows how to reset the box.

And I have this ringing in my ear,

so I wanted to look that up, but I couldn't,

because the internet and the resetting.

‐ Tinnitus. ‐ Sure. Whatever.

The point is is that if Ben was here,

I wouldn't have even had to look it up,

because he's so much smarter than me and better than me,

and everything in my life is just a lot better

whenever he's with me.

‐ You don't have tinnitus.

‐ So, I, uh, purchased

some concert tickets.

‐ When I was a young chap... ‐ I need him to come back.

‐ Dad and I used to collect butterflies.

‐ And I know you're gonna say that I'm bribing him,

but I'm telling you it works.

‐ I would run around the field, scooping up as many as I could,

and the net would snap their little wings.

‐ Jesus. No wonder you became a therapist.

‐ Dad would just stand perfectly still,

so they'd land on him.

‐ And then what, you'd take them home

and let them fly around your house like a weird pet?

‐ Mount them in decorative shadow boxes.

The point is, you can't use a net to get what you want.

‐ That's really an elaborate metaphor.

‐ You can't make someone like you.

‐ You know, I think Dahmer was a collector too.

‐ See you next week, Annie.

‐ I know. ‐ Do you?

‐ I do.

‐ Because he's gonna‐‐ ‐ I know.

‐ Like, for real. ‐ I know.

‐ We're dead.

‐ Okay, let's focus on the positive.

‐ They'll never find our bodies.

‐ We get to start over, which is a good thing.

‐ Assuming we can even deliver gang friend.

‐ And then they'll move us anywhere in the country.

‐ Do Alaska and Hawaii count?

‐ Probably. ‐ To do what?

‐ Whatever we want. ‐ What about Puerto Rico?

‐ I mean, if it's under their jurisdiction,

I don't see why not.

‐ They'll fully set us up. ‐ House, car, job.

‐ American Samoa?

‐ Do you want to live in American Samoa?

‐ I wanna know that I could.

‐ It'll be like we never existed.

‐ Like we never put on those masks.

‐ Ooh, one thing.

Not a big deal. Real minor.

‐ All the territories count, Annie.

‐ Even Guam. ‐ Okay!

The hitman.

I mean, wouldn't this whole deal go away

if your boy gets whacked?

One other thing.

‐ Where the hell'd he go?

‐ Son of a bitch!

‐ He changed his number, he pulled his child out of school.

I mean, this man has completely disappeared.

‐ Yeah. That's what we do before we, uh,

get to work, so to speak.

‐ But we don't want him to get to work.

‐ I can't just call off your hit.

‐ Why not?

‐ There's a code.

‐ Like an assassin's creed?

‐ I vouched for you guys, all right?

‐ We'll still pay him. ‐ It just makes me look bad.

‐ Well, what if we pay you too?

‐ Yeah. Like a restocking fee.

‐ I don't need your money. ‐ Just give us a phone number.

‐ Email. ‐ Insta.

‐ Come on. We'll do anything.

‐ Anything?

‐ Yes.

‐ There's something I haven't been able to do

for myself lately.

‐ Uh‐huh.

‐ I got needs. ‐ Oh, no.

‐ Seems like something you girls would be good at.

Yeah, I mean, sure, all of you.

‐ Sweet Jesus. ‐ Okay.

Let me just stop you right there.

‐ You. Bathroom. Five minutes. ‐ Seriously?

‐ Yeah. Your car. Whatever. I don't care.

‐ I'm married.

‐ Oh.

‐ Well, why don't you just tell us what it is?

‐ I'll text you.

♪ ♪

‐ Where are the kids?

‐ They're with your mom.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Just wait.

The kids showed me where you've been hiding the Pop‐Tarts.

And they're actually fortified. Who knew?

Maybe you did.

‐ What is this? ‐ Henderson, Nevada.

Second safest city in America.

‐ Okay.

‐ 16.1 miles from The Strip.

And it has this wonderful big cat sanctuary

called the Lion Habitat Ranch.

‐ What's going on?

‐ You said you wanted to move to Las Vegas.

‐ Have fun.

‐ I mean all of us.

‐ I'm sure Jane will love the lions.

‐ Dean.

‐ I'll see you in 30 years.

‐ It might not take that long.

‐ And then what? I just pretend like this never happened?

‐ Just don't give up on me, okay?

‐ What's going on?

‐ Taking measurements.

‐ We get a new one?

‐ That one's never been big enough for Thanksgiving.

And people want to grill these days.

‐ But these people's just find with a griddle.

What's wrong with the fridge?

‐ It's janky. ‐ Janky?

It's not janky. It still gets cold.

‐ People like all those gadgets in the doors.

‐ Who are all these people?

‐ I don't know. Potential buyers.

‐ You selling the house now? ‐ Someday.

‐ Your mama's house. ‐ Why not?

‐ The one you made me promise to bury you in.

‐ Would getting out of here be the worst thing?

‐

Oh, you're serious.

‐ You hate your job.

‐ What would you do?

‐ I don't know. Something with nails.

‐ And what would I do? ‐ Anything else.

‐ Take the kids?

‐ Probably.

‐ Can we lay away the layaway? ‐ Why?

‐ That's the only way we'd be able to upgrade all of this.

‐ Well...

doesn't hurt to dream.

Grab two boxes of those mothballs.

‐ One. Two. Five. Six.

‐ I don't think Go‐Gurt's on his list.

‐ Well, it's on my list, okay?

Why does he want us to go shopping for him, anyway?

‐ How's that guy gonna pick up a 24‐pack of Charmin?

‐ There are people to help him.

‐ I'm just glad we're on the outside of his pants.

‐ What's next? ‐ Duct tape.

‐ Excuse me. God forbid I get my Go‐Gurt,

but you can have Pop‐Tarts?

‐ My kids are really missing Dean.

‐ You're just as fun.

‐ He burps their names good night.

‐ I mean‐‐psshh‐‐that's easy. Anybody could do that.

‐ It's harder than you'd think. ‐ Is it?.

Good night,

Kenneeee...

‐ Is that everything?

‐ Uh, let's see. We've got the garden hose.

The roofing nails, hydrogen peroxide,

Sun Chips, moth balls, duct tape.

Yeah. And five bags of fertilizer.

What?

‐ These aren't groceries. ‐ I know.

It's a mix of sundries.

‐ It's a bomb.

‐ What?

‐ A bomb.

‐ Jesus, just say it. ‐ There are people here.

‐ Can you fill me in? ‐ Okay. Okay. Okay.

Remember when we did karaoke and you sang "Lovely Day"?

‐ Yeah. ‐ How did you do?

‐ I crushed it. ‐ Not that time.

The time at my birthday.

‐ I blew the roof off the place.

‐ Not that birthday. The other birthday.

When you had a little cold coming on.

‐ Oh, God. ‐ How'd you do?

‐ I bom‐‐

‐ Yeah. Hmm.

‐ What's it say?

‐ That we have enough here to blow up a church choir.

‐ God.

‐ Then again, I don't understand metric proportions,

so could be more like a...jury?

‐ Oh my God. ‐ Maybe a bus.

‐ What are the nails for? ‐ Shredding flesh.

‐ We can't give this to him. ‐ I don't see how we don't.

‐ You want to be responsible for a bus full of choir jurors?

'Cause I'll never sleep again.

‐ You know where you're really never gonna sleep again?

Curled up with Deansie in his cell.

‐ All right. ‐ Yeah. 'Cause that's where

we're all going if gang friend gets whacked.

‐ It's not coed, Annie. ‐ Well, newsflash, sis.

The women's ones are worse.

‐ She's right. I saw this thing on MSNBC.

‐ Okay. ‐ The guard's make them,

you know, do sex stuff to each other.

‐ No! ‐ While they watch.

‐ Thank you. Got it.

‐ So, I mean, if we're on the same block,

it's just a matter of time before we'd have to‐‐

‐ Can I have a juice box? ‐ Of course, honey.

‐ I want Daddy.

‐ There was one where the warden got in on it too.

Taped it and everything.

‐ Let's do this.

‐ Ow. ‐ Oh, you know what?

On second thought, mind putting them up top?

‐ Did you find him? ‐ Yeah.

‐ So it's taken care of? ‐ Kinda.

‐ What's kinda? Either he's murdering a man or he's not.

‐ He wants to talk to her.

‐ Well, can you patch me through?

‐ You know, we're not doing any more errands for you.

‐ All right, everyone, chill. He'll call you.

‐ And for your information, the store has a delivery service.

Not to mention there's an entire industry.

‐ I'm on a million watchlists, butt cheeks.

‐ Yeah, well, whoever it's for, I really hope they deserve it.

‐ Believe me. Mom has it coming.

‐ Mom? ‐ Yeah.

And at 75, I gotta do it while she's still around.

‐ Jesus. ‐ I'm just glad the chemo

didn't take her out before I got the chance.

‐ Okay, you know what? That's it. We're done here.

Okay? We good?

‐ She'll really appreciate this.

‐ Getting blown to bits?

‐ Her garden.

‐ Huh?

‐ This is a prize for beating cancer. Twice.

You bitches are sick.

‐ Yeah, well...

‐ How about some tunes?

♪ ♪

‐ ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

♪ Da da da da da da da ♪

♪ Da da da da da da da doo ♪

♪ Da da da da da da da ♪

♪ Da da da da da da da doo ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Sha la la la la la my lady ♪

♪ In the sun with your hair undone ♪

♪ Can you hear me now calling your name ♪

♪ From across the bay ♪

♪ ♪

♪ A summer's day laughing and a‐hidin' ♪

♪ Chasing love out on Thunder Island ♪

♪ Da da da da da da doo ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Da da da da da da da ♪

♪ Da da da da da da doo ♪

♪ Yeah‐eah‐eah ♪

♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪

♪ Da da da da doo ♪

♪ ♪

♪ She was the color of the Indian summer ♪

♪ And we shared the hours without number ♪

♪ Until one day when the sky turned dark ♪

♪ And the winds grew wild ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I'll remember the nights in the cool sand ♪

♪ Making love out on Thunder Island ♪

♪ Da da da da da da da ♪

♪ Da da da da da da da doo ♪

♪ Goodbye Thunder Island, da da da‐‐♪

‐ Don't have all day, man. Let's go.

‐ I can't. ‐ You can't?

You, uh, put it in drive, and you‐you press the pedal.

‐ I can't do another one.

‐ We'll go to my restaurant, put some food in you.

‐ No, man. I'm done.

‐ Okay. Then drop me at the club.

We'll get an early start in the morning.

‐ I gotta be paid up by now.

‐ Fair enough.

‐ Really? ‐ Yeah.

I need us all on the same page.

‐ So can I have my old job back?

‐ You get some rest.

Come by tomorrow. I'll see what I can do.

‐ Appreciate that.

‐ Hello?

‐ In the kitchen.

So, what's a better closer?

Turkey pinwheels or pigs in a blanket?

‐ Both classics.

‐ So is this place, right?

You want one?

‐ What am I doing here? ‐ Either you are in the market

for a three‐bedroom fixer‐upper,

or you want out of the contract.

‐ You have your money.

‐ This is why I don't do jilted lovers.

‐ Why do you care?

‐ Unless I go through with it, you're a liability.

‐ I'm not gonna tell anyone.

‐ Cross your heart?

‐ Yes. Whatever.

‐ I'd feel a lot better if you were an accomplice.

‐ You don't have to do it.

‐ Just can't live without him, huh?

‐ Believe me, that has nothing to do with this.

‐ You're not his only side dish, you know.

‐ I just need him alive, okay?

‐ You cut a deal.

‐ It's complicated.

‐ Where are they putting you?

‐ I don't know.

‐ Usually it's Indiana or Iowa.

‐ I haven't put a lot of thought into it.

‐ Nevada.

‐ Why does it matter?

‐ You could have had Fiji.

You traded in for a cul‐de‐sac.

‐ I have a family.

‐ I thought you were special.

‐ I'm a mom.

‐ Just what the world needs.

‐ Excuse me.

Is‐is this the open house?

‐ Let me give you the tour.

‐ What are you gonna do?

‐ My job.

Why don't we begin upstairs?

♪ ♪

‐ Thanks, bro.

‐ Know what I used to do before I met you?

‐ Heroin and hookers.

‐ So obvious.

Carpools sucked.

Class parent is excruciating,

and don't even get me started on the cookies.

‐ Minute in the sack, never take it back, huh?

‐ They want you.

‐ Feds?

‐ Secret Service. ‐ Mm.

Yeah, I figured one of 'em was coming.

‐ Yeah.

‐ They're taking care of you?

‐ Full package.

‐ Good.

I'm worth it.

Quite a situation we got.

‐ Always. ‐ Always.

Well, what's it gonna be?

‐ If I have to make one more cookie, I will die.

He runs the whole thing.

‐ Don't look it.

‐ Trust me. He's the Big Kahuna.

‐ Who else knows about this?

‐ It's off the books.

‐ What's his name? ‐ Dave.

‐ Dave.

You sure about this?

‐ Only way it goes away.

‐ Give her the bottle.

♪ ♪

‐ Hey. ‐ What's up?

‐ Who are you? ‐ Security.

‐ Is that my lasagna? ‐ I don't know.

‐ That's my Tupperware. ‐ How would I know that?

‐ Is your name Stan Hill?

‐ What's your problem, man?

‐ What? ‐ Hey, can I ask you

some questions?

‐ Uh, yeah. Sure. Is everything okay?

‐ Got a tip about a guy

robbing a dry cleaner over in Hazel Park.

‐ Oh, yeah, I wouldn't know anything about that.

‐ You fit the description.

‐ What, a brother with a tight fade

with some gray in his beard? Come on, now.

‐ Oh good, you found each other.

‐ Gene, help me out here, man. I'm being profiled over here.

‐ Can I see your hands, please, sir?

‐ Now why is that?

‐ They said the guy went all aggro on the register.

‐ You know anything about this, Stan?

‐ No.

It's some kind of tip.

‐ Well, show him.

‐ Why are you doing this?

‐ Can I see your hands, please, sir?

‐ When did you say this was? ‐ Two nights ago.

‐ Was that, uh, Thursday? ‐ Yeah.

‐ Hey, you know what? You got the wrong guy.

We had a bachelor party that night. Right?

‐ Yeah. Yeah. I was working the back room.

‐ You got video of it?

‐ I'm sure I could dig something up.

‐ I'd sure like to see it.

‐ My guy'll send it over.

We good?

‐ I appreciate your assistance.

‐ In the car in ten. We got a long night.

‐ Mom? Mom.

I can see you.

‐ Hey. What are you doing here?

‐ It's my school.

Did you see the game?

‐ Dude, you were so good. You scored like 20 goals.

‐ Three. ‐ Yeah, but last time

you only scored two. ‐ One.

‐ Well, penalty shot should have counted.

‐ How many games have you been to?

‐ You know, like, one or two, or a couple, a bunch.

All of them.

‐ You could have told me.

‐ I just love high school sporting events, you know?

I didn't even realize it was your team, frankly.

‐ Mom.

‐ I just‐‐I didn't want you to feel like

you had to acknowledge your number one fan, you know?

‐ Yo, Marks.

both: Yeah?

‐ He means me.

‐ Tight. ‐ We're going for ice cream.

‐ All right, well, does Dad know?

Cool. Have fun.

‐ Do you want to come?

Some of the other parents will be there.

‐ You know, I'd love to,

but I‐I have a‐‐ it's like a thing.

‐ Next time? ‐ For sure.

‐ Later, loser. ‐ So long, sucker.

‐ ♪ Do do do do do ♪

♪ Do do do do do ♪

♪ Do do‐‐♪ ‐ Eew!

‐ Okay, dinner.

‐ Dad lets us eat here. ‐ We eat at the table.

‐ We don't have a table. ‐ Got a counter.

Jane, put that down. Come eat.

Don't...you dare.

‐ ♪ At sea again ♪

♪ And now my hurricanes ♪

♪ Have brought down this ocean rain ♪

♪ To bathe me again ♪

♪ ♪

♪ My ship's a‐sail ♪

♪ Can you hear its tender frame ♪

♪ Screaming from beneath the waves ♪

♪ Screaming from beneath the waves ♪

♪ ♪

♪ All hands on deck at dawn ♪

♪ Sailing to sadder shores ♪

♪ Your port in my heavy storms ♪

♪ Harbors the blackest thoughts ♪

♪ ♪

♪ My ship's a‐sail ♪

♪ Can you hear its tender frame ♪

♪ Screaming from beneath the waves ♪

♪ Screaming from beneath the waves ♪

♪ From beneath the waves ♪

♪ All hands on deck at dawn ♪

♪ Sailing to sadder shores ♪

♪ Your port in my heavy storm ♪

♪ Harbors the blackest thoughts ♪

‐ How you wanna do this?

Ha. Y'all don't mess around, huh?

‐ Just business.

‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ May I?

I didn't think she had it in her.

Gotta be careful with a woman like her.

You never know what they're thinking.

‐ Don't. Don't do that.

Later, Dave.

‐ Dave?

‐ When's Daddy coming home?

‐ Soon.

‐ And, funny enough, he actually invited me this time.

But‐‐ ‐ Okay. That's good.

‐ But I‐I let him go by himself.

‐ Maybe you'll go next time.

‐ Yeah, maybe.

I actually got you something.

‐ What? ‐ Here.

It's just a little... little gift.

‐ Is that‐‐ ‐ It's a monarch.

I got him with my wiper. ‐ Lovely.

‐ It's for your collection.

‐ Very thoughtful.

‐ And kind of a goodbye.

‐ Okay.

‐ Like a toodle‐oo. ‐ See you next week.

‐ It's more of a forever toodle‐oo.

‐ You're quitting?

‐ I'm cured.

‐ Just like that?

‐ Yeah, well, you're that good.

‐ Annie.

‐ You can't make someone like you.

‐ I know where we can move.

‐ We still dreaming?

‐ Wyoming.

‐ Like, the place with cowboys and rodeos and stuff?

‐ And a super low tax rate, hardly any crime.

One of the few places that can boast unspoiled nature.

‐ And no black folks. ‐ Not true.

‐ Really? ‐ Kanye.

‐ He's up in Wyoming? ‐ The ranch.

‐ Psshh...

Ahh...

‐ What's your problem?

‐ I gotta get up in a few hours.

‐ Can't humor me a little?

‐ You know what? I'd rather stay here.

‐ For the rest of our lives?

‐ At least I know what I'm up against.

‐ Looks legit.

‐ So you approve?

‐ Who made it?

‐ Alexander Hamilton.

‐ You dug up an old white guy?

‐ No, but we both know how hard it is to find a good artist,

so I'm not gonna tell you.

‐ Fair enough.

‐ And I obviously can't wash it anymore.

‐ Spa business ain't what it used to be?

‐ They seized everything.

‐ All of it? ‐ Yes, even yours.

‐ Bummer.

‐ I'll take a smaller cut.

‐ Nah. We're cool.

‐ Really?

‐ Yeah. You earned it.

Oh, one thing, though.

‐ What's that?

‐ Your kahuna?

He wasn't looking to put me away.

‐ What do you mean?

‐ He was looking to put me down.

‐ They‐‐must have been out of options, or‐‐

‐ Hmm.

I must have been all they had.

‐ Yeah, maybe.

♪ ♪

‐ ♪ Well, mama come a‐tippy tippy toein' ♪

♪ Through the house ♪

♪ Gotta see what's the matter with the baby ♪

♪ It's been a‐bawlin' and a‐squalin' ♪

♪ And kickin' on the wall ♪

♪ I know what's the matter with the baby ♪

♪ We know what's the matter with the baby ♪

♪ Just a‐dongin' and a‐dingin' ♪

♪ Daddy go and make a little money maybe ♪

‐ ♪ Mama sleep a little longer ♪

♪ But remember while I'm gone ♪

♪ Please take good care of the baby ♪

♪ After all, he's just a little bitty baby ♪

♪ ♪