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What is it? -Look out the window. Towards the yard.

For fuck's sake, Kjølsen! -Time to be towed.

You're lucky I didn't plant anything in your ass! -You are welcome to try. Fuck!

English translation: PolliSoft

Good morning. -Not exactly, no.

Thanks. And thank you for letting me stay here. -I felt safe with a bit of company.

I have to go to a party today. -Poor thing!

Just stay. Maybe you shouldn't fly if you don't have to?

I don't have to do anything. That's one of the benefits of working for yourself.

Make yourself at home.

Good morning. -Hey, hey.

It looks like it a late night? -It could've been worse.

Oh...

Thanks a lot for a great deal. -Thanks, same to you. Always nice.

I'll see you tonight? You are coming, right? -Yes, everyone's coming.

See you later. -See you.

Can you fill up the minibar, please? -Yes.

The gummy bears too. And double Pringles.

Bring a lobster for your wife. 35 g of salt per liter of water.

Boil for 12 minutes per half kilo, 20 per whole kilo. It's all about the weight.

Come in. Lock the door.

Here's what I owe you. 140, right?

Yes. -Good.

Here you are. Go get your passport.

If you have problems, just call. I'll have someone to break their legs.

Then there are 100.000 on this.

It's in your name through my firm.

It's not wise to leave the country with so much cash.

I don't know what to say. -You don't have to say anything.

I made a good investment. -Yes, but why?

Now you've got what I owed you.

So fuck off...

OK? -OK.

Go. Go, please. -Thank you.

Hi. -Good bye.

Hi. Ready for the movies? -Yes. It will be fun.

You and the guys. I thought about afterwards...

When it's finished, you should go out and eat.

It became a bit much. -No. I challenge you.

3000 at Peppes is not a problem.

I heard you earned some yesterday.

It's nice. I'm just here to tell you to shut up.

And remind you from Michael and say you owe him money, but I'm sure you remember.

Have a nice day!

There he is!

Thanks for yesterday. -Here you are, enjoying yourselves?

Says like Big John: Someone has to eat the tall sandwiches and drive the low cars.

Why are you here so early? Don't you have family responsibilities?

My view on gender equality is that my wife cleans and I drink.

She never cleans. -No, the Philippines cleans.

The wife gets new nails and dreads getting old, because then she'll be replaced.

That's about right. What's so lovely is that she's going to the cabin tomorrow with the kids.

Cabins are great. Do you remember the one on Tjøme?

I bought it only to have a place to send Celine and the kids.

"I'll come on the weekends." I didn't always come.

I got to enjoy life, the summer was as it should be: a break.

I loaded the boat today. -He's going to his bank in the Mediterranean.

Does anyone want to join? -I say no way.

Hi! Sorry I sent the message so late.

That's alright. -I did'nt have anywhere to have a preparty.

And then Tomine called. She's inside. A little more drunk than planned, but that's probably fine.

She bought you some alcohol-free stuff.

Yes...

I lost it. -Hermine!

So, what...

My God, can I do something?

What can you do? -What happened?

I don't want to talk about it. I'm just trying to let it go for a few hours.

Don't say anything. If anyone asks, just say I gave birth.

Hi, Tomine.

Hi.

Do you want to know why? -Why?

Henrik has moved. -OK...

He fucked a girl in our bed.

Yes, that tends to do the trick.

I never thought he could do such a thing.

It's just proof that you can't trust anyone.

I guess everyone thinks I'm crying in a corner. I'm going in with my head held high!

What about you? Why are you going? -To the party?

I have to show Adam that I'm not scared.

I have to rush. -He's like an animal.

We're all animals. That's why some people need time alone.

Society expects us to be something we are not.

In four generations, men may be there, but we are not there.

We just have to pretend as best we can. No, we are animals.

Cheers to us animals, then. -Farris today, William?

I'm taking it easy. -You can toast to this.

Cheers! -I'm toasting.

William is not difficult to ask even if he drinks Farris.

I found a fight club. -Oh fuck!

A real one? Here? -It's arranged by advertising people.

I'm going there tomorrow.

I hate advertising. Thus, I hate advertisers.

I'll find a fucking student from Westerdal's advertising school.

A pussy face I will grind so hard that he won't be able say anal bleaching.

In an hour there will be clothes change and make-up in the apartment.

We have to refill. Top up. -Yeah, yep, yep.

I just took some.

I have to, too.

Hey!

Are you going to...? -A little gift for William.

He's never going to take it. -No, not if it comes from me.

I'll get help from someone. -Look here, girls.

Maybe you should get the sweet au pair to fix an espresso for you, Tomine?

I'm so in love with you girls!

Nearest bar? -Follow the white rabbit!

Hey hey.

Hi there.

A bit too many people. -Too many ladies I have fucked.

It's difficult to recognize them from before, and with costumes it is impossible.

Do I know you? Impossible to say. -Stop complaining, boys. We're going to have fun.

If you have taken too little coke, you take more. It won't be worse.

William... William, are you okay?

Just too much people. -A bit in excess.

Is there any point to it? -Life in general? Completely meaningless!

To stay sober. I've been thinking about it a lot lately.

If it's not good for your head to get high, there's no point. Then we'll leave.

Look around! Did any of you make it?

The only reason to have so much money is to make the most of the time you have.

Don't get so damn... -What's that? No no no.

What the hell are they doing here? -My chosen amazon. Congratulations!

I'm keen on fucking the green dragon. Do you think she has long teeth?

Who the hell is that? -Tomine is friends with the hostess.

Or the host's girlsfirend or wife. -How dare she show up here at all...!

Your girlfriend looks fine, Henrik. -Shut up.

I can't deal with this now. Can we... -By all means, go ahead.

Relax, boys. -But hey, what...

I'm having a small glass of wine. I've learned how to get rid of everything negative in my life.

A small glass of wine is not that. -You have two glasses.

I will not stay sober here. The alternative is to walk around looking like an idiot.

Now we'll enjoy ourselves and get high. -Let's do the latter one first.

Get high or enjoy? -You have to get high to enjoy yourself.

Exactly. Who said that? Schopenhauer? -Paris Hilton.

No, it was me. -Was it you?! Where are we going?

Over there. Left, left.

Hi hi.

Fuck! Yeah, yeah... -It will be better soon.

We mustn't put yourself in this situation. Fucking amateurs.

Oh my God! -Hi there. Hi!

Stay calm, boys. Stay calm.

Hi.

You're welcome.

All good. Next.

Are you feeling good?

Is there any life at this party?!

Party! -Are you OK?

Dance! Up there! -I don't think that espresso helped that much.

Hi, Arne. -Hi.

And he looks like...? -He's the tallest one here.

Soon he will be the highest as well.

Cheers.

We'll take this one.

OK, William. Now let's take it easy. No alcohol. No scandals here.

I have full control. -Any scandals today?

We only have one new single lady here, the one that had a miscarriage.

The third found her husband in bed with a deformed Moldovan whore.

Is she the one on sale over there?

Yes, she's fine. -I'll have a chat with my wife, now.

You're the only one without a fucked up relationship. -A fucked up relationship is also a relationship.

What the hell... Fuck!

What the hell is she doing here?

What's happening? -It's the one with the ear.

This will be interesting. -Follow the white rabbit.

How are we going to do that? -What are you doing here?

Stone, scissors, paper about who will fuck first?

This is not how you treat a lady. Can you say sorry?

You, cream puff! You know it's a fucking whore, right?

Can you say sorry, or what?

Didn't we say no scandals? -Time to send in the wolf!

Call if you need me. Good luck. -Sure, I'm calm.

I saw what happened. You know, I've been looking for you all night.

I've read about your company. I'm really interested in investing.

It's chaos. It's fucking chaos every fucking time.

What are you doing here? I gave you the money, you should go.

The condition for getting my passport was that I went here.

So you're supposed to be here? Since when? -Since weeks ago. It's the last thing.

So you fuck? -Yes.

Are you lonesome tonight...

Thank you. -You got serious all of a sudden.

Did you get a torched in your face? No, sorry. I was pushy last time.

No hard feelings. Look here. Enjoy yourself, buddy.

Enjoy.

Hi?

Hey.

My name is Esmeralda. You must be Pål?

And why... What is...

What am I doing here? I' here to make you feel welcome.

I'm the welcome committee. I was rehearsing my song... No, I'm just kidding.

William. -Just. I understand.

Is there anything you fancy? I have wine. White wine. I made paella.

What did you make? -Paella.

Wow! -Do you like it?

Yes, love it. Beatiful.

I'm just going to change, so where is... -The master bedroom is upstairs.

Upstairs? Thanks. It's very nice here.

So good that you like it. It's yours.

See you soon. Thank you.

Welcome Committee... Bravo!

Hi, Mille. -Hi, Sebastian.

Nice to see you! Have you met Mille?

Mille, have you met Sebastian?

You don't have to be shy.

Does anyone have anything to say to each other?

Hi. -Good good good.

Why are you like this?

Yes, why am I like this?

She beats much harder than she fucks. -Are you okay, boys?

Better and better. -Excuse me.

What happened to your lady friend? -Which one?

I sent her home. -Home? I need more drinks!

You may need it. You're in trouble. -Oh my God. Damn whiner.

Long live Jeppe! -Are you sad?

You didn't send her home. She's waiting at the hotel.

You know me well, you. -That's why I have a small present.

We must be happy and have a good time. I have a little letter for you.

Let's call it the Declaration of Independence.

What the hell are you doing? -What do you mean?

What are you doing here? -I said yes a long time ago.

Then it's rude not to come. -What did you do at my house?

I told you what. -You get one more chance, Hermine! One!

What are you getting at? If I know you're doing insider trading?

And probably have been doing it for years?

You know what? You can't threaten me anymore. I have everything I need to turn you in.

Those papers are with someone else, so if something happens to me...

Is that the insider trading you are thinking of?

Look at the time code and date.

It's clear that you are also trading.

Just turn me in if you think that's necessary.

If you don't, you should be grateful for -

that I don't demand percentages from you and your new friend Meller-Sacht.

There's a camera in your house. You would know how that works.

You have no idea how far I'm willing to go.

If you do one thing hereafter that I don't like...

I will make your life a living hell.

I'll always be a part of your life, and you mine.

We just have to find a way to make it work. I know we can.

You and I. I'll always take care of you.

Hi! How pretty you are. -You too.

Have you seen William? -Not over there at least.

OK...

Just breath with the stomach. -Like that.

Now I have to be completely honest. It's this right here...

This is what you miss the most. The ritual, as well.

You line up and make it clear, and then you know that now it's getting better.

It's seconds away. Thanks for listening to me. Let's go!

Is that better?

Now I'm ready to give the Gettysburg speech, alright.

I know that feeling. -Hi boys.

Are you sitting here enjoying yourselves? -Yes, we're having a little fun.

My prescriptions don't have much to say about that parenting anymore.

Put them in your tight ass and my lawyer will call on Monday.

Have a nice evening.

That really lowered the mood, or what?

She's so angry! Do you understand why I had to take certain steps?

What do you think now? -The bar, is what I think.

Beautiful, right?

Yes, very beautiful.

Thank you. -For what?

For everything. Food, wine.

For being here. -You're welcome.

You know, I'm not used to this.

Neither am I.

Fly me to the moon...

Swedish music... -She wasn't even born in Norway!

Guys! Where are the others?

I think I'm going home with my wife. -We're going home to...

No one else is going home to my wife. And you should take care of him.

Lincoln! We have to go.

Why am I here?

Do you have somewhere else to... -Why am I here?

Because I saw you with that guy.

And I didn't like it. -But you told me to leave.

I know.

Sorry.

I have been treating you very badly.

Yeah.

Still, you're very kind to me.

I'm sorry.

I dont know why.

You're the only one I want to be with.

But I can't be seen with you.

And I hate myself for that.

I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry!

William?!

William, what are you doing?! William!

Spectacular.

I have to ask you for a favor. And it's going to sound fucking weird.

The End

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