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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:03,240 Yo! Spencer Wright here. 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:06,840 -And Billy Joe Cobra. -He's an invisible ghost. 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,680 How is it that only my homebods and I can see him? 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,920 We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear. 5 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,080 Yee-haw! 6 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,760 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 7 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,920 SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost! 8 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,320 You guys notice anything weird about my eye? 9 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,680 (ALL SCREAM) 10 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:42,520 (TEETH CHATTERING) 11 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,800 Ah! Gotcha! 12 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,920 Mr. Wright, you just earned yourself detention. 13 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,600 Why? What'd I do? 14 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:53,280 You're standing in a no-brown-hair zone. Didn't you see the sign? 15 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:01,560 Oh, come on! What about you? Your, uh, hair is brown. 16 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,880 Wrong! It's russet. Have a great detention. 17 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,600 -(SCATTING) -(GRUNTS) 18 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,080 -Why is Ponzi such a jerk buffet? -(BILLY SLURPING) 19 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:17,360 Hmm. Ah, sometimes those ac-bro-demic types are just like that. 20 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:18,520 (SLURPS) 21 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,560 (SLURPS) So, what you up to there, cine-bro-tographer? 22 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,600 My dad wants to use my camera to film Jessica's audition tape 23 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:27,760 for This Country is Good at Things. She's doing some martial arts thingy. 24 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,360 No way, Brosé! I used to be a judge on that show. 25 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,680 -Let me show you some clips on MeTube. -(COMPUTER BEEPING) 26 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,840 (XYLOPHONE PLAYS) 27 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,200 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 28 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,880 Let's see what our judges thought of Griselda! 29 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,680 Young Billy Joe Cobra? 30 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:51,280 Wow, Griselda, what did that xylobrone ever do to you? 31 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,960 If I had to choose between hearing that again and having my face ripped off 32 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:58,160 by a bro-eating tiger, I'd go with the tiger. 33 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:02,320 -(AUDIENCE GASPING) -(CRIES) 34 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:05,760 -Dude, that was pretty harsh-mallows. -Well, yeah! 35 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,400 But that's how you generate buzz. 36 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,080 I mean, nobody talks about the boring, nice judges. 37 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:11,240 Let's watch another one. 38 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,840 PONZI: I guess you could say ribbon dancing 39 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,360 -is my life. -(YAWNS) 40 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,360 I know this is what I'm meant to do. 41 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:21,720 I definitely won't end up in some boring job like a... 42 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,960 a school administrator. 43 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:25,280 It's Ponzi! 44 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,720 (MUSIC PLAYING) 45 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,120 Mamacita! 46 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,440 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 47 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,520 Glenn, you're my hero. 48 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:47,920 Huh? 49 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,320 Doing something that dorky on national TV? 50 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,160 -That is guts, bro! -(AUDIENCE GASPING) 51 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,640 I wanna thank you, Glenn, 52 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,960 'cause I know that if I ever feel bad about myself, 53 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:01,280 all I have to do is remember, I'm not Glenn Ponzi. 54 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,120 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 55 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,520 -And now, I gotta flush you. -(BUTTON BEEPS) 56 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:09,480 (AUDIENCE GASPING) 57 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,240 -(CHAIN RATTLES) -(FLUSHING) 58 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,960 (SCREAMS) 59 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:21,920 Dude, it all makes sense now. You made Ponzi the man he is today. 60 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,640 You crushed his dream. 61 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,760 That's why he's such an angry, bitter jerk. 62 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:27,800 Billy, check it. 63 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,520 If we can get Ponzi to follow his dream again, 64 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,760 I bet he'd quit his job and be out of my life forever. 65 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:35,560 (CHUCKLES) How awesome would that be? 66 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,000 (WHISTLES) 67 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:01,680 What do you think you're doing? 68 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:05,320 Oh, hey, Mr. Ponzi. I'm trying to learn ribbon dancing, 69 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,960 'cause it's such a beautiful art form. 70 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:11,080 I just wish there was someone who could give me some pointers. 71 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:12,960 The ribbon, please. 72 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:15,960 (THUMPS) 73 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,440 (SCREAMS) 74 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:23,640 There will be no ribbon dancing at this school, ever! 75 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:25,400 (CHUCKLES) 76 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,160 He's coming! 77 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:32,720 Okay, just play the song exactly as Ponzi knows it. 78 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,760 One, two, three, four. 79 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:41,400 (MUSIC PLAYING) 80 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,560 Huh? Huh? 81 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:47,000 -(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) -(SIGHS) 82 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:50,240 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 83 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,840 (FLUSHING) 84 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,920 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -(GROWLS) 85 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,760 -(DOOR THUMPS) -Stop it! Stop it! 86 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:10,480 -Hey! -(THUDS) 87 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:12,360 -(SNARLS) -(GASPS) 88 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,840 -(CREAKS, CLUNKS) -(SNARLS) 89 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,440 Huh? 90 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:20,277 -(SHANILA SCREAMS) -(CELLO THUMPS) 91 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:24,560 -Don't ever play that song in my school. -(DOOR BANGS) 92 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,960 -(PONZI WHISTLING) -(KEYS JINGLING) 93 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,160 (WHISTLING CONTINUES) 94 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:37,600 -(KEY CLANKS) -(PONZI GRUNTS) 95 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,760 (PONZI SCREAMS, SHRIEKS) 96 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:47,200 (GASPS, SCREAMS) 97 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:53,960 (SCREAMING) 98 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,160 -(THUMPS) -(GROANS) 99 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,440 -(BUTTON CLICKS) -(MUSIC PLAYING) 100 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,400 Come on, princibro. You know you want it. 101 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,240 Huh? 102 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,080 Uh... (SIGHS) 103 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:18,400 (MUSIC PLAYING) 104 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,320 -(SPENCER APPLAUDING) -Huh? 105 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:27,040 -(APPLAUDS) -Wright? Uh, what are you doing here? 106 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:31,520 That was amazing, sir! You're a world-class ribbon dancer. 107 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:35,160 (CHUCKLES) Well, I, uh... World-class, you say? 108 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:39,160 Oh, totally, sir. I mean, I've been studying the greats, 109 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:42,080 and you can dance circles around them. 110 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,280 You should have seen me in my teens. 111 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,720 Mr. Ponzi, you have to share this gift with the world. 112 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:50,280 You should go on tour. No, no, better! 113 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,920 You need to go on This Country is Good at Things! 114 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:57,000 Yeah. It would be nice to show these smug know-it-alls 115 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,320 what real talent is. I'll do it! 116 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:04,920 All right! Come on, Mr. Ponzi. Let's get to work on your choreography. 117 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:20,280 (TAPS, SMACKS) 118 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:24,800 Don't worry about this joker, Glenn. You own this stage. 119 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:28,600 -I own this stage. I own it. -Now, go get ready. 120 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,120 You're on after the next act. 121 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:31,520 (PERFORMER TAPPING, SMACKING) 122 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,600 Eh... Whoa! 123 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,640 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 124 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:41,520 I understand this bloke has a cafe. If he cooks anything like he hambones, 125 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:45,360 I'd stick to bottled water and a packet of crisps. 126 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,820 -(LAUGHS) -(BUZZER HUMS) 127 00:07:47,917 --> 00:07:49,167 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(CHAIN RATTLES) 128 00:07:49,392 --> 00:07:52,842 (FLUSHING) 129 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:58,480 Next up, is a little ball of fire from right here in Beverly Heights. 130 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:02,240 Prepare to be knocked out by the martial arts stylings 131 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,080 of Jessica Wright! 132 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:09,600 Oh, I forgot all about Jessica. Well, she can't beat us. 133 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,720 -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) -(MUSIC PLAYING) 134 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:17,080 (BELLS CHIMING, TOLLING) 135 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,800 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -(CLINKING) 136 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,240 (SWOOSHING) 137 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,200 -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) -(GASPS) 138 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,520 Let's see what our judges thought of Jessica. 139 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,920 Pinch LaTrobe, surely you've got something to say? 140 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:37,600 My policy is, if I don't have anything vicious to say, 141 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,920 -I say nothing at all. -(AUDIENCE GASPING) 142 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:44,400 Little Jessica, you've left me speechless! 143 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:47,360 -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) -(GROANS) 144 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,680 No! This can't be happening! 145 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:55,320 Our next contestant promises to show you a ribbon good time. (CHUCKLES) 146 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:58,800 -Put them together for Glenn Ponzi! -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 147 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:04,600 (MUSIC PLAYING) 148 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:09,600 (THUMPS) 149 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:13,760 (MUSIC PLAYING) 150 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,480 Oh. (GASPS) 151 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:19,520 We can still win! Billy, you have to go and inhabit Pinch LaTrobe, 152 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:23,160 -and make him say Ponzi's the winner. -Wait. Isn't that cheating? 153 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:29,040 -Well, I mean, I'm not sure I'd... -Don't worry. The Cobra loves cheating. 154 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:41,120 Unbrolievable! Happy emoticon! Ponzbro takes the prize! 155 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:45,320 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 156 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:49,000 Whoa, Pinch LaTrobe, you're losing your edge. 157 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,760 You turning into one of those nice, boring judges? 158 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,160 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -(CHUCKLES) 159 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:57,320 What's next? You gonna adopt a litter of fuzzy kittens, 160 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,600 and knit them little, rainbow-colored booties? (CHUCKLES) 161 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:03,360 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -(GROANS) 162 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,520 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -(JUDGES LAUGH) 163 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,680 You want edge? I'll give you edge! 164 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,880 Glenn, you know what I'd like to do with that ribbon? 165 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:15,080 Wrap it around a big box with you inside it, 166 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,560 and ship the whole package off to Swaziland. 167 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:22,880 The other thing I'd like to say is, oop-eep-moop-beloloop! 168 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,920 I'm using Martian-speak, because human language can't express 169 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,920 how repulsive your act was! 170 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,040 -(BUZZER HUMS) -(CHAIN RATTLES) 171 00:10:31,117 --> 00:10:32,037 (FLUSHING) 172 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,600 Spencer! You'll pay for this! 173 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,640 -(LOCK RATTLES) -(KEYS JINGLE) 174 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,600 BILLY: Hey, Count of Monte Crisbro! 175 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,840 Oh, clean clothes. Thanks. I can use them. 176 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,440 (CHUCKLES) Tell me about it. You're costa-reekin' in here! 177 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,320 Huh. You wouldn't smell so fresh after a week in detention either. 178 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:04,080 Hey, brought you a little video-tainment. What you wanna view? 179 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:08,360 Welcome to Wheel of Millionaires! It's High School Principals Week, 180 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,680 where one lucky administrator will win enough money 181 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,560 to quit his boring job, and live out his life's dreams! 182 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,240 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 183 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,320 Definitely! But I don't know if I want mine with just cheese 184 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:19,840 or bacon and cheese... 185 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:24,480 No! We gotta get Ponzi on that show! Get me outta here! 186 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:28,280 -(GRUNTING) -(CAGE THUDS) 187 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:29,960 (BILLY GROANING) 188 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:37,440 (SNORES, GROANS) 189 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:41,880 Huh? (GROANS) 190 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:45,400 What happened? I was out cold! 191 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,520 And me, too! 192 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:51,120 Looks like we're not the only ones. 193 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:56,400 (ALL SNORING) 194 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,440 (SNORES) 195 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,400 (CHUCKLES) Lookin' hot, Jeevster. 196 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,200 I've been to some ragin' Spring Fling all-nighters before, 197 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,960 but not like this. 198 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,840 -Oh, the whole thing's a blur. -(ALL SNORING) 199 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:13,520 Yeah, I remember getting here, but that's about it. 200 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,360 Hey, where's Billy? 201 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:18,320 -SHANILA: Maybe he went home. -And miss the pancake breakfast? 202 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,360 -Nah-uh I don't think so. -Whoa! 203 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,520 Maybe he never existed. 204 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:25,440 M... maybe we all dreamed him, and we're just waking up. 205 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,000 Oh, Butt-pizza! Give me! 206 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,560 Hey. Wait a minute. 207 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,920 I'd know this soggy crust, and these nasty canned mushrooms anywhere. 208 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,960 This is a Sam Hoover pizza! 209 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:43,120 I bet Hoover put something in the pizza to knock us out and then nabbed Billy. 210 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,160 Wow! That's pretty smart for Hoover. 211 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,960 -I mean, we gotta rescue Billy! -Well, how are we gonna swing that? 212 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,400 (SNORES) 213 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:57,640 As long as we're back for the Ponzinator's 6:00 a.m. roll call, 214 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,360 he'll never know we left. Come on! 215 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,000 See? Ragin'. 216 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:17,800 -(SNORES) -(DOOR THUDDING) 217 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,120 Huh? 218 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:23,400 (GRUNTS) Okay, Hoover, hand over Billy! We know you've got him. 219 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,840 What? Oh, no, I don't! 220 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:30,120 -And you're ruining my beauty sleep! -We know your game, Hoover. 221 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,160 You nabbed Billy while we were passed out at the Spring Fling. 222 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:34,760 Eh... What? 223 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,400 Oh, well, I... 224 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:40,960 I haven't handed him over to Madame X yet. 225 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,080 And I could be persuaded not to... 226 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,520 if you give me a million dollars. 227 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,680 What? We don't have that kind of cheddar. 228 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,960 Tough! You've got till 6:00 a.m. to find it, 229 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,920 or else it's jarsville for ghost boy. 230 00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,200 Ta-ta. 231 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:02,600 -(HOOVER SNORING) -(GROANS) We're hosed. 232 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,040 Totally! My broker doesn't get in the office till 9. 233 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,600 -Hey, isn't that Maureen's dad? -Huh? 234 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,520 He's a chaperone. He'll bust us. 235 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,200 Come on! (PANTING) 236 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,800 -(RAJEEV PANTING) -(PANTS) 237 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,680 (ALL PANT) 238 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,540 -(CELLPHONE RINGING) -(SPENCER GASPS) 239 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:27,590 (EXCLAIMS) Whoa! Love your classy, new ringtone, dude. 240 00:14:27,957 --> 00:14:29,637 -Huh? It's not mine. -(RINGING CONTINUES) 241 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,360 -Whoa! -(CELLPHONE RINGING, BEEPS) 242 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,960 -Hello? -Who is this? 243 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,600 What have you done with my Lorenzo? 244 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,360 It's Ponzi! 245 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,800 Um, Lorenzo's fine. Don't worry. 246 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,920 How do I know you're not lying? Put him on! 247 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:52,040 PONZI: (SINGING) Daddy love his birdy And birdy loves him back 248 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,680 When daddy give his bird a seed Birdy, he says "brack" 249 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:56,880 Brack! 250 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,640 -Lorenzo! You are okay! -LORENZO: Brack! 251 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,680 Now, put the bad man back on. 252 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,320 (BABBLES) 253 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,960 PONZI: Okay, what do you want? Money? 254 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,120 -Money? No, I think you... -RAJEEV: Give me the phone! 255 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,520 (CLEARS THROAT) 256 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:15,720 That's right, Cueball. You ever wanna see Little Feathers again, 257 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,680 you're gonna need to cough up a cool million. 258 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,560 Please! I don't have that kind of money. 259 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:26,120 But I'll give you everything I have. My entire life savings! 260 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,080 Here's where you'll make the drop... 261 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,400 -(HINGES CREAKING) -(BAG RUSTLES) 262 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,720 -(SLAMS) -Okay! I've done as you asked! 263 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,480 -Now give me the bird. -(HINGES CREAKING) 264 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,800 Oh, no! 265 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:56,000 (PANTS) 266 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,520 Uh-oh. We got a problem. 267 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,520 -(HINGES CREAKING) -My precious! 268 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:09,800 -(LORENZO CAWS) -(PANTS) 269 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,480 (CAWS) 270 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,160 (GROANS, SHRIEKS) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 271 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,120 -Lorenzo! -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) 272 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:26,280 No! I will not lose you again! 273 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,560 Fifteen bucks? 274 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,760 -I asked for a million. -(BAG RUSTLES) 275 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,840 If you invest this wisely, it could grow to 30. 276 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,240 -(BAG RUSTLES) -I'll take it. (GRUNTS) 277 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,640 -(CAR ENGINE REVVING) -(TIRES SCREECH) 278 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,680 SPENCER: Hey! 279 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,520 -Give us Billy. -(COUGHS) 280 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:48,040 Suckers. (LAUGHS) Huh? 281 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,440 -(TIRES SCREECHING) -(CAR CRASHES) 282 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,360 (CAR ENGINE HISSING) 283 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,400 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 284 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,560 -Give us Billy, you double-crosser! -I don't have him. 285 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,360 I just wanted enough money 286 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:09,760 so that I could quit working for Madame X and follow my true passion. 287 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,120 Extreme doggy makeovers. 288 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,040 (GROWLS, SNARLS) 289 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:19,720 What's the matter, Pogo? I think you look tiger-ocious! 290 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,080 -Oh! -(BARKS) 291 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,040 -(GROANS) -(BARKS) 292 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,920 (HOOVER SCREAMING) 293 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,280 -(THUMPS) -(SCREAMS) 294 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,840 So, if Sam doesn't have Billy, where is he? 295 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,680 (SHRIEKS) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 296 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,880 Uh... uh, Mr. Flannery... (CHUCKLES) ...we can explain. 297 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:49,100 (GROANS) Don't care, Brocahontas. Just get this killer bird off of me. 298 00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:50,530 -Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! -(LORENZO CAWS) 299 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,160 -Billy? -(LORENZO CAWS) 300 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,000 Yeah, who else uses the brocabulary? 301 00:17:55,197 --> 00:17:56,327 -(LORENZO CAWS) -(INHALES SHARPLY) 302 00:17:56,527 --> 00:17:57,757 -(LORENZO CAWS) -(GROANS) 303 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,920 I've been trying to catch up with you brorillas, 304 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,200 but Maureen's dad really needs to hit the gym. 305 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,360 -I got this. -Get off! 306 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,520 -(LORENZO CAWS) -SHANILA: Sorry, Lorenzo. 307 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,440 Why are you hanging around inside Maureen's dad? 308 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,800 Duh! Experiencing the 'do. 309 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,480 And there wasn't much going on at that snooze fest. 310 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:20,600 So, wait, you remember it? Tell us everything. 311 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,440 Ah! There's not much to tell. 312 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,520 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -BILLY: It was your typical BBH event. 313 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,160 You know, bad music. 314 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,550 -(MUNCHING) -BILLY: Worse food. 315 00:18:29,747 --> 00:18:31,567 -(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) -(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING) 316 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,840 BILLY: Buddy doin' one of his Evel Broknievel stunts. 317 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:40,200 -(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING) -(TIRES SCREECHING) 318 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,920 (TIRES SCREECH) 319 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,440 (CANNON BLASTING) 320 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,640 (THUMPS) 321 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:58,040 You haven't explained squat. Why don't we remember anything? 322 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:02,120 -What happened to Rajeev's clothes? -How did Lorenzo get in my backpack? 323 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,200 Oh, right! Brorenzo! 324 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,277 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -BILLY: So I was just hangin' out, 325 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,840 doing nothing, totally not bothering him. 326 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,880 -(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) -Look what daddy's got for you, Lorenzo. 327 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,920 -Yummy sunflower seeds. -(CAWS) 328 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,280 -(SLURPS, MUNCHES) -(CAWS) 329 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,040 Ooh, Picante! (LAUGHS) 330 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,600 And for no reason, he comes after me. 331 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,400 -(LORENZO CAWS) -(GROANS) 332 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:31,200 (LORENZO CAWING) 333 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,200 -(LAUGHS) -(LORENZO CAWING) 334 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:39,160 -What else are you leaving out? -Nothing. How's my 'do? 335 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,960 (SIGHS) Could you come out of there? 336 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,360 It's really weird talking to Maureen's dad. 337 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,000 No probiscus. 338 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,800 -(WHISTLES) -(TIRES SCREECH) 339 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,960 -(DOOR SHUTS) -Take me to Vegas. 340 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,240 (CAR ENGINE REVVING) 341 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:57,440 -Uh, what's with your pants? -Oh, that? Probably from the cannon. 342 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,480 -(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING) -(TIRES SCREECH) 343 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,720 Fun on a bun! 344 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,840 -(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING) -(SCREAMS) 345 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,520 -(REVVING CONTINUES) -(TIRES SCREECH) 346 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,120 Whoa! 347 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:17,840 (CANNON BLASTING) 348 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,080 (THUMPS) 349 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,240 -(SPLASHES) -(GROANS) 350 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,560 You didn't tell us you were part of the stunt, Billy. 351 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:28,560 (BURPS) Excuse me. Cocoa belch. 352 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,480 Wait, you were drinking cocoa? 353 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,360 Yeah, you know the Cobra can't get his z's on 354 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,120 without his nighty-night cocoa. 355 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,360 (SLURPS) 356 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:41,920 (CANNON BLASTING) 357 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,680 (SPLASHES) 358 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,160 -(SPLASHES) -(ALL YAWN) 359 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,360 (THUMPING) 360 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,520 -(SPLASHES) -(YAWNS) 361 00:20:49,657 --> 00:20:50,477 (THUMPS) 362 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,880 -(THUMPS) -(GROANS, SNORING) 363 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,080 That's it! 364 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,760 Your nighty-night cocoa mixed with your crazy-time ecto 365 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,680 must've knocked everyone out, and made us lose our memories! 366 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,280 -It all makes sense. -Duh, what took you so long? 367 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,320 -(GASPS) -(CELLPHONE BEEPS) 368 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,120 You guys, we have four minutes till Ponzi's roll call. 369 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:13,960 (ALL PANTING) 370 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,360 Made it. 371 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:20,640 You're in gross violation of Spring Fling policy. 372 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:21,880 You're all expelled! 373 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,360 ALL: What? 374 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:28,200 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a very important bird to find. 375 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,360 -Oh, wait, Mr. Ponzi. -Huh? 376 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,880 We found a little guy flying around lost. 377 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,640 Would that change your mind about expelling us? 378 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,200 (GASPS) Lorenzo! 379 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,280 Oh! Daddy was worried sick! 380 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,160 -(SINGING) Daddy loves his birdy... -Um... 381 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,760 -...and birdy loves him back -So, we're not, um... 382 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,160 Uh, let's just go. 383 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:53,840 Sweet deal! And we still got some queso for the vending machines. 384 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,120 -(GRUNTS) -(BUDDY GROANING) 385 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,160 All in all, I'd say it was a pretty good Spring Fling. 386 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,120 There's still one thing you never explained. 387 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,760 -What happened to Rajeev's clothes? -(MUNCHES) That's easy. 388 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,040 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -(SLURPS) 389 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,840 Dudes, how epic is tonight gonna be! 390 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:25,560 -Uh, Jeevster, you forget something? -No! Isn't this a party? 391 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:31,560 (SCATTING) Woo-hoo! Yeah! 392 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,200 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 393 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,000 MALE VOICE: Yes! 29453

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