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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:03,080 Yo! Spencer Wright, here. 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:06,880 -And, Billy Joe Cobra. -He's an invisible ghost. 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,680 How is it that only my homebods and I can see him? 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,040 We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear. 5 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,160 Yee-haw! 6 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,160 SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost! 7 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,400 Next stop, the Tokyo Museum of Pop Stars. 8 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:42,200 How cool is it that the Jap-bronese wanna build a shrine to my greatness? 9 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,160 -It's just an exhibition, drill bit. -Eh. 10 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,560 Hey, whatcha got in the sack, Jack? 11 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,400 Well, just a couple of things I held back. 12 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:55,160 You know, just in case something happens to my necklace and I can't see you. 13 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,760 You worry too much, brotoplasm. 14 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,960 We can't deprive my Japanese fans of this stuff. 15 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:03,920 Hmm... 16 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,840 Yeah, you're right. What could happen to my necklace? 17 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:14,120 -I did it! I really did it! -Did what? 18 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:20,720 I created life! I call her Gwendolyn. 19 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:22,840 (SHIVERS) 20 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,440 Does it feel chilly? I better get Gwenny a sweater. 21 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:34,920 (EXCLAIMS, GRUNTS) 22 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,320 Oh, no. 23 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,520 Oh, no, Billy! I can't see you! 24 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,880 (PANTING) 25 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,640 Dad, something in the ground 26 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,000 just sucked my guitar pick necklace right off me. 27 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,280 There, there, Gwendolyn. 28 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,920 That's the pest-control system I installed. 29 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,160 It sucks up foreign invaders and incinerates them. 30 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:57,760 Incinerates? 31 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,280 Tell ya what, you can wear my old necklace. 32 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,920 You'll love it. It's totally fresh. 33 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,160 Okay, we can fix this. 34 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:06,880 (BEEPS) 35 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,040 Jeevster, it's me. I need to borrow Billy's belt. 36 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,800 No problemo! How soon can you get to India? 37 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,040 (INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING) 38 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:22,320 -Oh, shoot! I forgot. -Oh, gotta run. Elephant taxi's here. 39 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:23,920 (ELEPHANT TRUMPETING) 40 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,320 (CALL DISCONNECTS) 41 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,680 HUGH: Found it! 42 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:29,760 That... (GROANS) 43 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,200 -You'll get used to it. -Huh? 44 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,720 Didn't I ever tell you about my Jam Master Hugh days? 45 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:35,880 Check me! 46 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,960 Well, my name is Hugh And I'm just sayin' 47 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:43,280 When I saw wood I cut with the grain Word to your Mama... 48 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:44,720 Out 49 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:46,760 (GROANS) 50 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,160 (BEEPS) 51 00:02:56,080 --> 00:03:01,360 SPENCER: Billy? Billy? Billy? Psst! Billy! 52 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,040 Billy, are you in here? Give me a sign! 53 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,520 I know it bites, but it looks like we're gonna have to fly solo 54 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:12,160 till your stuff comes back. It's only a few weeks. 55 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:18,960 No, no, no, no! I need my entourage! Even if it is only you. 56 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,560 (SIGHS) Are you gonna be okay? Give me a sign. 57 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,800 (SCREAMS) I'll take that as a "no." 58 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,160 (CHEWING) 59 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:32,880 I can't take it! It's been almost ten minutes! 60 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,800 Oh, texting, the new talking! 61 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,400 (BEEPING) 62 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:41,400 (MESSAGE RINGTONE) 63 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:45,160 Huh? Syrup ivy foxtrot? 64 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,000 -(SCREAMS) Stupid auto-fill function! -(BEEPING) 65 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,480 (GRUNTS) 66 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,800 -Huh? -Huh? 67 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:57,280 Yeah, it's a... it's a new special effect. Pretty cool, huh? (CHUCKLES) 68 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:00,320 I will not be ignored! 69 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,800 Ooh! 70 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,280 Sorry. I promise I'll cut it out. 71 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,960 'Cause there's no point in acting like a maniac! 72 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,320 (CHUCKLES) Maniac? I'll show you maniac! 73 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:17,680 Huh? 74 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,800 Your special effects aren't that good. That's a ghost! 75 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,120 There's no such thing as ghosts. 76 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,840 (CHUCKLES) Oh, really? Then who's doing... this? 77 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,640 (SCREAMING) 78 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,480 -(SCREAMING CONTINUES) -(GRUNTS) Ugh! 79 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,280 Happy now? 80 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,960 Well, at least you're talking to me. 81 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,880 (SOBBING) 82 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,760 What are we gonna do? 83 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,400 -I'll kick his butt! -You'll do nothing of the sort! 84 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:59,720 I have a better idea. We'll hire a ghost hunter. 85 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,960 Ghost hunter, huh? I wonder who they're going to get. 86 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,520 MADAME X: You! You moron! 87 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,680 This is the perfect ruse for you to get in the house! 88 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,160 Bring me Billy Joe Cobra! 89 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:16,440 But, Madame X, Pickling with the Stars is starting in five minutes. 90 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,760 (GRUNTS) 91 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,840 (SCREAMING) 92 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,120 (GRUNTS) 93 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,880 MADAME X: You need to wear Billy Joe's underwear so you can see him! 94 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,840 (SNIFFING) Hmm.. 95 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:40,680 Say hello to our ghost hunter, Mr. Hoover. 96 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,760 Tell this phony to hit the road. 97 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:45,440 He's not a ghost hunter any more than I am. 98 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:46,920 -Huh? -Huh? 99 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,680 That's okay. The boy is right to be cautious. 100 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,400 There are a lot of scam artists out there. 101 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:56,920 But none of them have... this! The Ghost Containment Unit. 102 00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:01,680 This little green light tells you when you've hauled in a spooky one. 103 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:04,320 I'd say that pretty much seals it. 104 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:05,760 JANE: Hmm? 105 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,640 (GRUNTS) 106 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,480 (BLOWS A RASPBERRY) 107 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:29,720 Ha! Bingo! There's the troublemaker. 108 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,960 (GRUNTING) 109 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,840 -(BEEPS, VACUUM WHIRS) -(GASPS) 110 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,000 (GRUNTS) 111 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,360 (EXCLAIMS, CHUCKLES) 112 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:43,840 (GROANING) 113 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,640 Release my underthings, you perv! 114 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:58,680 It's all over, Hoover. You can't see Billy, so get lost. 115 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:03,640 I don't need to see him. I'll just set this to "Suck Everything." 116 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:08,560 -(CHUCKLING) -(VACUUM WHIRRING) 117 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:17,800 (BEEPS) 118 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,800 (SIGHS) 119 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,760 (GRUNTS) Who does that guy think he is? 120 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:29,040 Nobody trashes the Cobra's lair! Except the Cobra. 121 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,920 Billy, if you're in here give me a sign! 122 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:33,640 Ah! 123 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,920 Knocking on the wall would work, too, you know. Listen, I got a plan. 124 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,200 We let Hoover trash the house until my parents are so tweaked 125 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,280 they throw him out. You can chill in the garage. Cool? 126 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:48,000 No, not cool. I don't want that Hoover-monkey trashing my crib! 127 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:52,040 Think of something else! (GRUNTING) 128 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,360 Great! And oh, that's a much better sign. 129 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,960 (LASER BEEPING) 130 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:07,200 Psst... Billy, quick! Hoover will never look in here! 131 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,640 (CHUCKLING) 132 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:18,760 Hmm? 133 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,960 -What are you doing? -Not now, little girl. 134 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,840 -(PUNCHING) -(HOOVER GROANING) 135 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:33,480 Yeah, Freaky Tiki Room! Good idea, Billy! 136 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:35,840 (CHUCKLES) 137 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,160 (CHUCKLING) 138 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,600 Oh! 139 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:51,520 Mom! This guy is out of control, I... Look what he did to the Tiki Room! 140 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:56,320 That's okay. Now I can turn it into a belly-dance studio. 141 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,440 -(LAUGHING) -What? 142 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,320 (SCREAMS) 143 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:09,480 -Billy? Get back in the garage. Now! -But there's spiders in there, man. 144 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:10,920 Ugh! 145 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,560 (GROANING) 146 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:17,400 You led me in here intentionally, didn't you? 147 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,120 I don't know what you're talking about. 148 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:29,000 I know if you're standing here, Billy's nowhere nearby. 149 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:30,840 You're right. 150 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:33,960 He's in the garage. 151 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:37,280 -Ha! I'll bet. -No, seriously. 152 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,040 I told him to hide in there. 153 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:43,480 If you're telling me he's in the garage, that means... 154 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,160 you don't want me to go in here! 155 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,400 A-ha! (CHUCKLING) 156 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:04,720 -My antique tweezers collection! -My homemade sock deodorizer! 157 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,560 Now can we get rid of him? 158 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,320 No way! 159 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,960 Who else is gonna have a Ghost Containment Unit 160 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:13,400 with that kind of horsepower? 161 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,120 (SCREAMING) 162 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:18,800 (CRASH) 163 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,280 (GROANING) 164 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,280 (HUGH SCREAMS) 165 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,840 Hang in there, Gwendolyn. You're gonna make it. 166 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:40,520 (SOBS) 167 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,400 You monster! (GRUNTS) 168 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,680 (PANTING) 169 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,520 -(GRUNTING) -No! 170 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:53,880 Wait! We still have a ghost in the house! 171 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,680 But maybe that's better than a ghost hunter. 172 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,160 Hmm... 173 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,280 Man, it is blinding out. 174 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,920 Oh... wait a minute. 175 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:18,480 -Dude, you're back! -Bro-hug! 176 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,400 Wait, where did you get these glasses? 177 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,000 Hey, you had 'em all along, didn't you? 178 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,640 No... 179 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,040 SPENCER: Dude, check out my new Snaggletooth app. 180 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:40,200 -Hey, who left the outhouse door open? -(BILLY LAUGHING) 181 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,880 Those teeth are too funny, brohanne. Do it again! 182 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,040 Y'all want some more pie? 183 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,200 (LAUGHING) Again, again! Huh? 184 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,760 (SCREAMS) 185 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,440 Dude, it's just a Halloween decoration. 186 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,400 Huh? Halloween? Not a fan, bro. 187 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,800 So I guess you're gonna want to deck the crib out, like, super creepy, huh? 188 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,920 Halloween is for amateurs. Brand spider webs, plastic skeletons? 189 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:15,600 No, I wouldn't waste my time. Whoa, check this out! 190 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,560 Nancy Bigelow is holding a Halloween House of Horror contest! 191 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:24,800 Whoever creates the scariest house gets to be her assistant on her next film! 192 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,920 Huh, Nancy Big-a-what? 193 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,320 You know, the most famous special effects designer in the business! 194 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,800 (CHUCKLES) Come on! We've got work to do. 195 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,600 I thought you said Halloween was for amateurs. 196 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:39,160 This isn't about Halloween, anymore. It's way bigger. 197 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:45,480 Okay... but no ghosts! They creep me out! (WHIMPERS) 198 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:55,200 Then, after the visitor gets splattered by fake blood, that's where you come in. 199 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,320 Me? No way, brosé. 200 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,960 Dude, you're a ghost. You have to be a part of this. 201 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,560 Get the Hughster to do it. He loves helping out. 202 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:09,840 No can do. The 'rents are taking Jessica to a Halloween party. It's just us. 203 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,720 Well, then it looks like you're flying solo, brolo. 204 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,600 Okay. I guess I'll have to change the name of the place. 205 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:23,040 I was gonna call it the Billy Joe Cobra House of Carnage. 206 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,960 -You were? -Check out the signage. 207 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:30,720 Ha! From my Billy Gives You the Willies album. (CHUCKLES) Awesome! 208 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,480 But you don't wanna be a part of this, so... 209 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,080 (SCREAMS) I changed my mind. (CHUCKLES) 210 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,760 The Cobra is always happy to help out a broseph. 211 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,160 (DRILL WHIRRING) 212 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,240 -(TIRES SCREECHING) -(HAMMER THUDDING) 213 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:49,040 Hey, Rajeev, what's going on here? 214 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,840 Your freaky friend is up to something, and I want to know what it is. 215 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:57,360 Sorry, Lolo. I don't think Spencer would want me to tell you. 216 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:01,400 If you tell me... you can go for a ride with me. 217 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,600 (EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY) Yeah... Whoa! 218 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,040 -(TIRES SCREECHING) -Ow! 219 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:14,000 Hey, I held up my end! What about my ride? 220 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:18,760 That was your ride. I never said how long it was going to be. 221 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,000 She is so smart. 222 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:29,920 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 223 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,560 SPENCER: And check out the grand finale. 224 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:37,960 When people come in, they'll walk into this rug that's made of your clothes. 225 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,000 -That means... -They'll be able to see me? 226 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,920 Yep! It'll be like a huge Cobra comeback show! 227 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,800 Fun on a bun! (CHUCKLES) 228 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:55,000 -And it won't even be scary, right? -Right. And at the end, this happens. 229 00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,760 (SCREAMS) 230 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,120 -(WHIMPERING) -SPENCER: Well, I guess that's working. 231 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,080 (BLADES WHIRRING) 232 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:16,040 Enter Lolo's Den of Darkness, if you dare! (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 233 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,960 (SCREAMING) 234 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,480 Hi, Ms. Bigelow! Spencer Wright. Big fan. 235 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,000 (BLADES WHIRRING) 236 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:34,080 -And, I'm Lolo Calorie. Bigger fan. -(GRUNTS) 237 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,520 All right, guys. What have you got for me? 238 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,000 I'm warning you, I've seen a lot of pathetic houses tonight. 239 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:42,080 -I don't think you'll be disappointed... -By mine. 240 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,600 -(CHUCKLES) -(GRUNTS) 241 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,640 Looks like that assistant job is mine. 242 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:54,560 (SIGHS) Since when do you care about working for a special effects designer? 243 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,760 Since a certain friend of yours told me that you cared about it. 244 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,760 Ah. 245 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,400 -(CHUCKLING) -(SIGHS) 246 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:08,080 I'm sorry, dude! I had no choice! She offered me a ride in her limo. 247 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,240 (SIGHS) 248 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,600 It's closing time for Cobra's House of Cornball. 249 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,560 (CHUCKLES) 250 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:24,280 Whoa, Lolo's butt butler. This looks a little fish tacos. 251 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,520 No. Too scary. Ah! Gotta do it! 252 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,200 No, no. Too scary. 253 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,560 (TEETH CHATTERING) 254 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,840 (ELECTRIC SPARK) 255 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,800 -(GASPS) -Huh? 256 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,720 (SIGHS) I gotta do something. The rug, he can can see me. 257 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,720 Hold it right there, Lolo's lackey. 258 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:09,680 (BOTH SCREAM) 259 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,360 (GROANING) Let me out! 260 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:16,640 -(WHIMPERS) -Let me out! (GROANS) 261 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,040 Oh... 262 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,040 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 263 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,080 (SCREAMING) 264 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:37,600 I'll bet Billy's doing this! (CHUCKLES) Way to get my back, Cobra! 265 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,920 This actually looks interesting. 266 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,560 Are you sure you're brave enough to go in? 267 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,640 -(INDISTINCT CHATTERING) -Sorry, private showing! 268 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,000 (GROANING) 269 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:09,480 Okay, my favorite room in the house. Nothing scary can happen in here. 270 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,360 (SCREAMS) 271 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,520 (LAUGHS MENACINGLY) 272 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,560 Huh? 273 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,880 Keep it up, Billy, you're nailing it! 274 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,680 Wow. Those look pretty real. 275 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,400 They are real! 276 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,200 (PANTING) 277 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,800 (CHUCKLES) Phew, great effect, huh? (CHUCKLES) 278 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,880 (LOUD THUD, CREAKING) 279 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:52,640 (SCREAMING) 280 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:06,400 -Okay, you're amazing. You got the gig. -Yee-haw! Woo-hoo! 281 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,280 (HUMMING) 282 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,400 Oh, haha! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I'll be right back. 283 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,920 -(ROARS) -(WHIMPERS) 284 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,600 Billy! 285 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:24,320 -(SCREAMS) -(SCREAMS) 286 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,880 (SIGHS) Brotician, you're here. 287 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,160 Dude, we did it. Can you change it back now? 288 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:35,160 -You think I did this? -Huh? Then what's happening? 289 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,720 I don't know, but I just want my house back. 290 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,640 Okay, okay. Come on. Let's try and hold it together. 291 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,640 Tell me exactly what happened before the house changed. 292 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,480 Okay, I was following Lolo's henchdude around, 293 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,600 when all this scary stuff started happening. 294 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,800 And I screamed, and then the next thing I know 295 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,680 I'm sucked into the wall and everything's super creep show. (SOBS) 296 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,880 Dude, I think it's your fear that's doing this to the house. 297 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,800 -That's wickety-wack! -(GRUNTING) 298 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,080 (ROARING) 299 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,800 -(SCREAMS) -Ouch. 300 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,240 Okay, maybe you're right. 301 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,040 Billy, I think the only way to make this stop 302 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,360 is for you not to be afraid anymore. 303 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,520 Well, I don't see that happening any time soon. 304 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,520 -(ROARING) -(SCREAMS) 305 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,960 (CONTINUES ROARING) 306 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,320 Adrian? 307 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:35,000 Billy, look! It's just Adrian. This guy's not scary. 308 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,720 -(ROARS) -(GRUNTS) 309 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,920 -(CHUCKLES) -(ROARS) 310 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,640 Huh? 311 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,120 Billy, just think of something happy and fun! 312 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:53,640 (WHIMPERS) Okay. Doh, I can't think of anything! (SOBS) 313 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,200 (EXCLAIMS) 314 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,920 (ROARS) 315 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,120 Huh? 316 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,960 I tell ya, Bobby Joe. 317 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,480 When they hit this feller with the ugly stick, 318 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,800 they must've used a whole tree. 319 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,360 (LAUGHS) Funny teeth. Again! Again! 320 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:23,080 It's hotter in here than two squirrels in a wool sock. 321 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,720 (LAUGHING) 322 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,800 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 323 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,040 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 324 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,760 While you're not scared, let's get you out of there. 325 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,960 (STRAINING) 326 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,160 -So, when do I start? -Never! 327 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,880 After that experience, I'm done with horror! 328 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,080 From now on, I'm just doing romantic comedies. 329 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,400 Aw. 330 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,080 Sorry, bromie. I know how much you wanted that gig. 331 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,000 That's true. But, dude, 332 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,920 we were the ones who scared Nancy Bigelow out of the business. 333 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,520 (CHUCKLES) How cool is that? 334 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:22,760 Stop it, you big baby! You're acting like you've seen a ghost! 335 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,480 (CHUCKLES) 336 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,160 (CROWD CHEERING) 337 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,240 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 338 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,160 MALE VOICE: Yes! 24974

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