Original subtitles

Yo! Spencer Wright here.

-And Billy Joe Cobra. -He's an invisible ghost.

How is it that only my homebods and I can see him?

We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.

Yee-haw!

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost!

RAJEEV: What do you mean, the yacht sunk?

How am I supposed to have a party on it

-if it's underwater? -(PHONE BEEPS)

-Hello? Hello? Uh... -Hey, what's the problem, Jeevster?

It's my birthday.

So, where's the party?

(MUSIC PLAYING)

On the bottom of the ocean. (CRIES)

It's gonna be okay. How about if I throw you a party?

I'm in! Oh, what am I gonna wear?

(GASPS) Dude, you are the best, with rainbow sprinkles.

Now, it's gotta be impressive, okay?

Man's got a reputation to protect. Word up, people!

Spencer's cooking me a party! (CHEERS)

Sure you can handle this throwdown, brophius?

Look at these kids. They're party royalty.

-(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -They want carved ice-elephants

and lobster served by swans. Talking swans! On the moon.

Hmm, yeah, I don't know about the moon, but how about a mile up in the sky?

Now you're talking.

Cool. It's settled then. We're having the party on your plane.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey, Lolo-rider. Coming to my party?

-It's on a private jet. -LOLO: Really?

That's almost enough to make me forget you're a total lame dork!

Okay, I'll put you down for a maybe.

Spencer's, like, throwing a party for Rajeev on his plane.

-I never noticed how cute Spencer is. -Me too.

Spencer may actually get some cred for this party.

We can't let that happen, can we, Adrian?

(SNAPS FINGERS) The invitation, you idiot!

(CLANGS)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

Happy birthday, Jeevster!

-(SCREAMS) -Mess up my plane, and it'll be your last!

Air Cobra is my baby, and nothing better happen to her!

This way, crewsters.

(ENGINE WHIRRING)

Oh, Lorenzo, I hope we get to the plane before it's too late!

-(STOMACH GROWLS) -(GROANS)

Remind me to never eat at that taco truck again!

(GROANS AND GRUNTS)

(PONZI PANTS AND SCREAMS)

-(BRAKES SQUEAL) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Oh, classy.

(BOTH WHISTLE)

(CHUCKLES) Adrian, follow my lead.

LOLO: Welcome aboard.

Here's your sick bag, here's your parachute,

and here are your flippers, in case we have a water landing

-like last time. -(ALL GASP)

(LOLO LAUGHS)

The Jeevster has arrived. Let's get this party started!

You're sure your homies are gonna treat...

-RAJEEV: Yay! (LAUGHS) -...my baby with respect?

Just chill, okay? I wrote the house rules on the invite.

(SLURPING)

-(BURPING) -(BILLY GRUNTS)

They'll settle down. Come on, let's get this party airborne.

-Woah! -OTTO: Good evening, Mr. Cobra.

We're clear for takeoff.

That's Otto. Otto-pilot. (CHUCKLES) He takes care of everything,

so I don't have to do any of that boring "fly the plane" stuff.

OTTO: Very good, sir.

-Uh, how come he can hear you? -Easy-peasy.

The broputer's sportin' some Billy-wear.

(ENGINE REVS)

(BEEPS)

-LOLO: Coming through! -(ALL GASP)

-LOLO: Please keep the aisle clear. -(ALL GASP)

(LAUGHS AND GROANS)

Welcome aboard Party Air, Flight 001. The captain has illuminated

-the "Let's Party" sign. So, let's party! -MALE VOICE: Oh, yeah.

-(ALL CHEER) -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

-(LOLO GROANS) -Huh? Huh?

(GASPS)

(BOTH SCREAM)

(GARGLES AND BURPS)

RAJEEV: Food fight! Food fight! Take that!

-(SCREAMS) -(GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

The captain would like to apologize for the, uh, turbulence.

-Dude! -Have you seen

what they've done to my unicorn-skin rug?

I promise you I will fix everything,

but you gotta go back to the cockpit and chill.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

-(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(ALL GASP)

LOLO: Federal regulations require all partying to be done

with your seatbelts firmly fastened.

Dancing, laughing and fun are strictly forbidden.

ALL: What?

-Hey, don't trash my bash, lady! -(SNAPS FINGERS)

Uh...

This is no way to treat a guy on his birth...

(RAJEEV MUMBLES)

This party, like, eats it!

You know, I never noticed how uncool and poorly dressed he is.

-ALL: Mm-hmm. -(GRUNTS) Just so we're clear,

Spencer's throwing this party, not me.

So, this won't affect my coolness factor, right?

Time for a little climate control. Adrian.

(GROANS)

-(MUMBLES) -(VENT RATTLES)

(BUTTONS BEEP)

-(COUGHS) -(ALL GROAN)

(SNIFFS AND SIGHS)

LOLO: And now, the final nail in this party's coffin.

-(BUTTON BEEPS) -(CALM MUSIC PLAYS)

(ALL CRYING)

Huh? (SCREAMS)

I thought I was on the wrong flight, but you're all going to Burning Pan, too.

The panpipe festival? (PLAYS PANPIPE)

(ALL CRYING)

Dude, what is up with your cabin crew?

It's almost like they're trying to wreck the party.

I fired my cabin crew when they put my bacon suit in quarantine.

Well, then, who are those... Lolo! Adrian!

Where is she? Where is she? Ugh! Oh, what is that smell?

-Huh? -(PEOPLE CRYING)

(GRUNTS)

-(GROANS) -ALL: Huh?

Lolo, you made it!

-She's trying to wreck your party! -Don't you get it?

If she cares enough to wreck my party, that means she cares.

Wrong! I think our work is done here.

(BELT CLICKS)

-(NAIL SNAPS) -Ouch! My nail! (CRIES)

-(CHUCKLES) -(BUTTON BEEPS)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -MALE VOICE: Oh, yeah.

(CROWD CHEERING)

Bored, bored, bored, bored.

Hey, Otto, how about lettin' me practice my loop-de-loops?

OTTO: Excellent idea. Autopilot is switching off.

-The Cobra is now in control. -(LAUGHS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Yeah, the plane's pretty cool for partying,

but you should see my submarine. Now that's just...

(ALL SCREAMING)

-(SCREEN SHATTERS) -(ELECTRICITY ZAPS)

Billy, what are you doing? Put the autopilot back on!

-All yours, Otto. -(BURSTS)

Looks like Otto's not feeling so well.

Well, you can just fly the plane yourself, right?

Never tried. But, hey, how hard can it be?

You don't know how to fly the plane? We're doomed!

-(ALL SCREAM) -Let us through!

Lorenzo will fly the plane. He is a master aviator.

-(BUTTONS BEEP) -Um, this seat is taken, Brofessor.

Take us home, Lorenzo.

Lorenzo?

Never mind, if I can operate a school, I can certainly operate a plane.

(METAL CLANGS)

-Ah! -So, you got it from here?

-(SCREAMS) -(WHIMPERS) My blankie.

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

I, like, never told anyone this, but, I read a book once.

-(ALL GASP) -But not all the way through!

Rajeev, I'm so sorry for being mean to you.

It's actually 'cause I... I... I don't hate you...

-completely. -(SIGHS)

-Clear! -(SPARKS CRACKLE)

Come on, Otto! Breathe!

-Uh... -FLIGHT CONTROL: This is flight control.

-What's going on up there? -(MIC STATICS)

Hello, can you just talk us down?

FLIGHT CONTROL: You know what the throttle is?

Stand by. Dude, quick!

See if you can find something to replace the throttle.

(ALL CRYING)

-(PLAYING PANPIPE) -Huh?

Okay. Ready.

FLIGHT CONTROL: Ease the throttle all the way forward.

-(BUTTON CLICKS) -SPENCER: Easing forward.

(ENGINE REVVING)

(ALARM BLARING)

(TIRES SCREECH)

(ALL CHEERING)

(SIGHS)

(THEME SONG PLAYS)

SPENCER: Oh, I'm sorry, Jeevs.

-I know it was a disaster. -RAJEEV: Dude!

-Best party ever! -(ALL CHEER)

What's the matter with you all? Spencer nearly totaled the plane!

But it's a good thing he did, or I never would've found out

how you really feel about me, sweet boo.

-I was lying when I said that! -(ALL LAUGH)

RAJEEV: Lolokins! Wait for me!

-Sorry about your plane, man. -Nah, it's just a plane.

Are you serious? I thought you'd be steaming.

No, I'm cool.

I'm just glad we didn't use my good plane.

-(BUTTON BEEPS) -(ALARM BEEPS)

SPENCER: Woah!

Look out, Spen-dexter! I'm knocking on your door

-and you know I'm coming in! -Dream on, BJC.

I'm undefeated in Chomby Zombie.

-(VIDEO GAME BEEPS) -Game over!

-Uh. -How'd that work out for ya?

(IMITATES) How'd that work out for ya?

-Hmm. -Oh, who's this pretty boy?

-That's Jonah Tyler Taylor. -Who?

You know, JTT. Yeah, he's massive,

and somehow Buck got him to play here tonight.

Hmm. Looks a little limp.

You love me...

Whoa! Dudeski,

-I think he's covering one of your songs! -(SCREAMS)

Girl! So, there's the door

You love me

-Love me, love me, you love me -My song!

Who's your bestest bud?

Check it! Two tix to the JTT show,

and one of them is for a Mr. Spencer Wright!

Well, that would truly rock my world, if I were into wuss-core.

Hey, Spencer, you going to the concert, too?

You should come sit with me and my friends.

Me? Uh, yeah... I mean, yeah. Cool.

Love me, love me, you love me...

(LAUGHS)

My name is Jonah Tyler Toolbox.

My face smells and I turn genius songs into steaming dog piles!

He is officially on the Cobra enemy list. And so is anyone who goes to his concert!

Let's go mess up his show tonight with some ghost action!

Actually, I heard the concert is gonna be a bust and no one's going.

-Oh. Oh, okay. Good. Never mind, then. -(VIDEO GAME BEEPS)

Hey, how about an all-nighter Chomby Zombie tournament?

-Who's in? -Hmm.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Sorry, B, but we can't. We have a thing.

Yeah? I like things!

Well, then you should totally come with us!

We're gonna see that super scary horror movie,

Face Ripper Four: The Rippening.

Uh, yeah! Because the face is a terrible thing to lose, lose, lose...

A horror movie, huh? (CHUCKLES) You know what?

On second thought, I do have a thing, too, actually.

Yeah, real busy. Uh, you guys have fun now.

(THEME SONG PLAYS)

You love me, I love me more

(GRUNTS) I can't get enough of this song.

-So, there's the door -HOOVER: Ah!

Ah! (HUMS)

MADAME X: Hoover! Who told you...

-Huh? -MADAME X: ...you could shut down early?

You did, Your X-ness. Don't you remember?

Tonight's the big JTT concert at the WiFri!

Oh, yeah, don't forget to wear the Billy Joe underwear.

We know how he likes to hang out at that grease pit.

But Your X-ness, it'll leave a visible panty-line

through my skinny jeans.

We can't have that.

So, you'll wear the undies over your jeans.

-But... -(BUTTON BEEPS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

Dude, check it out! Wall-to-wall hotness. Watch your feet.

-(HISSES) -Hey, Spencer.

-Come on! There's Mallory. -No go, Lieutenant.

Commander Jeev's got missile lock on another target.

And then I saw another bag in the window, and another, and another...

-(LOLO SCREAMS) -(RAJEEV SHOUTS)

How do you like this, Lolo? Huh?

Looks like the pretty lady spilled her drink.

-Allow the Jeevster to treat you... -(BOTH LAUGH)

...to another one.

Hey, Mallory.

Hey, Spencer. I'm glad you made it.

Commander Jeev reporting to base. Target has been engaged.

-Ugh. -Yeah, the Raj is in the house!

-Hmm. -(CHUCKLES)

-BILLY: Come on, Cobra. You can do this! -(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)

(GRUNTS) Spencer Wright, your high score is about to be my score.

You love me

-My song! -Game over.

No!

That's the way I feel girl

(GLASS SHATTERS)

(PHONE RINGS)

-Ouch! Bummer. -Get my back.

Ya-hoo! B-Ghost! What's cracking?

Yeah, listen, I'm needing a little breakski from the gaming.

Is it too late to join you dudes?

Uh, of course not, the face ripping is just starting to get good.

Oh, man, is that an eyeball?

-(GASPS) -I think, I'm gonna be...

(IMITATES VOMITING)

Get your transparent buns over here, Cobra. Pronto.

Uh, you know what, I have this, like, thing that I was gonna do...

Not the thing that I was telling you about before, another thing that I got...

I gotta go. Bye!

-(PHONE BEEPS) -(WHISTLES)

I can't believe I'm scamming Billy. Am I a bad friend?

Great question, but right now, Commander Jeev has a mission to run.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

(SQUEALS) Just 50 more points and the record is mine!

This is Kath Katherson, here at the WiFri in Beverly Heights,

where Jonah Tyler Taylor is getting ready to take the stage for what is being called

-the "concert of the year"! -BILLY: What's that?

-I thought it was a bust. -KATH: This show is anything but a bust.

-Huh? -JTT is set to break attendance records

tonight, ironically including those set by Billy Joe Cobra.

-No! -Game over.

No!

-(GRUNTS) -(TV SHATTERS)

(GRUNTS) You've ruined my perfect song, you've ruined my perfect game.

Now, I am gonna ruin you!

(SCREAMS)

Well, just in case there's an intermission.

Ladies and gentlemen, and ladies.

Please put your hands together...

-(CLAPS) -...for Jonah Tyler Taylor!

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Whoa!

(CROWD CHEERING)

Hey.

(CHEERS)

I can't see Jonah's moves! (GRUNTS)

Get out of my way, short stuff!

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMS)

(GROANS)

(PHONE RINGING)

-(PHONE BEEPS) -Hey, Billy. What's up?

Bro, guess where I am? The JTT concert.

And I'm about to JT-Trash it!

(LAUGHS)

Uh, you really think that's a good idea?

It's a great idea.

-I'll call you later with the details. -(PHONE BEEPS)

(LAUGHS)

(GRUNTS)

(CROWD GASPS)

-Oh! (SQUEALS) -(CROWD CHEERING)

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

-(GROANS) -Spencer, what are you doing?

Oh, uh, nothing. I, uh, dropped my wallet.

-(CHUCKLES) -Yeah!

-(YELLS) -(CROWD GASP)

-(GASPS) Whoo! -(CROWD CHEER)

(GRUMBLES AND LAUGHS)

-(BUTTONS BEEP) -(GROANS AND LAUGHS)

(FEEDBACK PLAYS)

-(BEATBOXING) -(CROWD CHEERS)

(GRUNTS) Billy Joe Cobra? Oh, he would have to show up on my night off!

-Hey! Get off! -(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)

Oh, well, I can't see anything anyway.

Ah! (GRUNTS)

Spencer, you don't seem like you wanna hang out with me.

No, I do. It's just...

-(YELLS) -(SCREAMS)

-Gotta go. -(SIGHS)

-(GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS)

(CROWD BOOING)

Yeah, he ruins everything. I'm glad you people finally get that!

Looks like it's over for you, pal.

-(GROANS) -(MACHINE WHIRRING)

And for you, too, Billy Joe Cobra!

(GRUNTS) I love you, JTT!

-(KISSES) -(CROWD BOOING)

Sorry!

-(SCREAMS) -(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

(SCREAMS) Uh-oh.

(SCREAMS)

(GROANS)

-(GRUNTS) -(CROWD BOOING)

-Billy! -(LAUGHS)

Thank you, Beverly Heights!

This one's called, "You Love Me, I Love Me More."

You love me, I love me more...

Huh? My song!

You love me, I love me more

Whoa!

That's the way I feel, girl

(GRUNTS)

-(GRUNTS) -(BILLY GROANS)

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

I will never get used to that thing.

Hey, there's the little dweeb who tried to ruin the show.

-Hoover out. -Get him!

There he is!

KLEET: (GRUNTS) Get him!

(ALL GRUNT)

-KLEET: You ruined the show! -(TIRES SCREECHING)

KLEET: Let me beat you up!

-You okay, Billy? -Thanks, bromaine.

If you hadn't have showed up,

the Hoover monkey would've had me for sure.

Uh, yeah.

Th... The thing is, Billy...

I've been here the whole time.

-Huh? -I wanted to hang out with Mallory,

but I didn't wanna be on the Cobra enemy list.

So, I kind of lied. I'm really sorry.

Dude, are you kidding me?

You should've told me there was a honey involved.

I mean, sure, I'm full-time hatin' on JTT, but I still got my priorities on straight.

Thank you, Beverly Heights.

That song was for someone very special to me.

My biggest inspiration, the late, great Billy Joe Cobra!

I love you, Billy!

CROWD: (CHANTS) Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy!

(CRIES)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

-MALLORY: Spencer! -Mallory, I'm really sorry.

For chasing that guy off the stage and saving the show?

Why should you be? You were amazing!

(CHUCKLES) Well, no one messes with my man JTT!

(MALLORY CHUCKLES)

Oh, looks like we both did pretty good tonight, buddy.

Hey, which one do you guys like best?

Maybe I'll just get 'em all, oh, and the hoodies,

and the friendship bracelets, and the teddy bears!

Oh, look at these placemats! And the scarves. There's the boots.

Oh, the posters! Oh, yes!

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

MALE VOICE: Yes!