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All right, everybody.

Time to start cleaning.

This place smells.

I'm glad you noticed.

I expect it not to smell by morning.

Gina, you do realize what this place is, right?

I don't care.

What is this place?

Hey, less talking, more cleaning.

Vamoose.

Did you hear that?

What the hell was that?

I have no idea.

You're drinking on the job?

Tell me.

What?

Tell me what this place is.

It's.

It's.

So do you have any tats?

Tats?

Yeah, tattoos.

Oh.

No, I'm not really into that so.

- I didn't mean it like that. - No, no.

It's okay.

It's not like it's a fad, you know.

Yeah.

I didn't mean it like that.

It's okay.

What's okay?

Being different, you know.

Being yourself.

Yeah, I guess so.

So who are you anyway?

I mean, on the inside.

Tell me.

Or better yet.

Show me.

I'm not really sure so.

You like that?

Yeah, it was sweet.

Sweet?

Yeah, it was sweet.

I liked it.

Me too.

That was nice.

Nice?

I hate that word.

What word?

Nice.

Okay, let's.

What?

I just, I'm not.

Okay, okay.

I really don't wanna go all the way yet.

What?

Then why did you come here with me?

What'd you think we were gonna be doing?

Roasting marshmallows?

What type of girl are you?

The kind that doesn't put out with a total stranger

after the first 10 minutes of meeting them.

Then why did you come here with me?

I don't know.

My friend vouched for you.

She said you were okay, not the kind of guy who would-

- What, screw?

No.

She said that you were nice.

Nice.

You know what nice means to me?

Loser.

That's what it means to me.

Nice guys are always just friends.

They never score.

They're the losers in life.

I didn't mean it like that.

Didn't you?

I mean, first you hit on me at the club

and then you came here with me.

If you didn't wanna do it, then why did you advertise?

I didn't advertise.

I don't believe this crap, you know.

I could've picked up a real player tonight, you know.

Instead I ended up with some fake baby drama queen.

What a waste of time.

I'm sorry.

I just.

What?

Wanted to visit the dark side and not experience it, right?

I know who you are.

You're no one.

Nothing.

Hey, wait a minute.

No action, no traction.

No, you drove here and I don't know how to get home.

Not my problem.

Wait.

It's because.

I only came out here 'cause you look

like a K-Mart Ryan Reynolds.

Fuck.

He can't be that far.

He's gotta be joking.

He's gotta be up on that road.

Ooh.

Vegan chili.

Do not go in there for at least 10 minutes, bro.

Johnny the Gent.

It's just Johnny, man.

You know that.

Those days are gone.

You miss 'em?

You were pretty wild when you were a DJ.

Yeah, sometimes.

I mean, there's a few occasions

I don't mind reminiscing upon.

You got laid as much as the talent did.

Yeah, I had my fair share, bro.

But you know, I mean, those days are gone, you know.

I'm settling down, dude.

Yeah, I noticed.

You're gonna pop the question this weekend.

That's the plan, right?

Yeah, maybe.

You won't find anyone other than Fran

that's gonna put up with all your crap and baggage

and you know that.

You're not wrong, sir.

You're not wrong.

So where are you gonna take her?

Camping.

Red Moon Lake.

You're kidding.

You're taking her camping?

Yeah, dude, why not?

Whatever, man.

All right.

It's all yours.

Later.

Later.

Good luck at the lake.

Hope for your sake she doesn't talk to her sister

before you pop the question.

Yeah, me too.

Later.

So I told my boss to go ahead and fire me

and he didn't like the way I was doing things.

And?

And he turned around and left my office

and I haven't heard from him since.

I could never do that.

I know you couldn't.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

I love you, Fran.

You're my favorite sister.

I'm your only sister.

True, but let's face it.

You're a coward.

You turn tail every time you're faced with an obstacle.

That's not true.

Yes, it is.

When that last guy you dated.

Steve.

His name was Steve.

Right, Steve.

When you found out he was fooling around on you,

did you confront him about him?

No.

No.

What did you do?

I waited for him to tell me himself.

I didn't wanna cause a scene.

And what's wrong with causing a scene?

I don't like scenes.

That's my point.

Hey.

Did you forget to say something?

What?

Excuse me.

You bumped into me and you forgot to say excuse me.

Whatever.

What did you just say?

Look, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, okay.

That's more like it, jerk.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

You're acting like you don't know me again, aren't you?

You see this is my point.

You have no spine, Fran.

You let people walk all over you.

Take that boyfriend of yours Johnny the Pimp.

Johnny the Gent.

His call name is Johnny the Gent and you know that.

Well, from what I hear pimp could work just as easily.

He's had so many women in his life.

He's settled down a lot since his rocker days.

That's in his past.

Rockers, talk about a dying breed.

Look, rockers never settle down.

They just take fewer drugs that's all.

Johnny is good to me.

He and I are getting along great.

I think he's gonna ask me to marry him.

Well you're kidding, right?

You're gonna marry a DJ whose main claim to fame

is that he has pictures with old rock burnouts on his wall?

He's not a DJ anymore.

He's a music producer now.

Oh, like there's a difference.

They all just want one thing.

Margie, would you just let me live my own life?

No problem.

Go 'head and ruin it.

But don't come crying to me

when that little marriage of yours ends in divorce.

He hasn't even asked me yet

and I might just surprise you and him and just say no.

That'll be the day.

Oh well, no sense talking to a rock.

Oh, gotta go.

Have fun at your cookout.

It's a camping trip.

He's taking me camping.

How romantic.

Mosquitoes and ticks.

What a way to spend the weekend?

I gotta go.

Hey, Franny, ever told you 'bout that time-

- You told me.

You didn't let me finish.

You met the lead singer and you partied with him.

It's the same story every time, Johnny.

Okay.

Well, you know what?

It wasn't the lead singer, all right.

It was the drummer.

And you know, I'm sorry if my stories bore you, Franny.

You don't bore me.

Your stories bore me, Johnny.

It's just that you always have

to be the center of attention.

Right.

Whatever.

You know what?

Maybe we should just.

Turn around?

Be my guest.

I didn't wanna go camping anyway.

Where the hell is this place and what makes it so special?

Red Moon Lake.

And it has a very dark history.

Ooh, sounds so romantic.

Just where I wanna go.

I suppose now you're gonna tell me the story

of the lake and how it got its name.

You've been talking to your sister, haven't you?

What makes you say that?

Oh, nothing.

Well.

Well what?

Are you gonna tell me the history of this place or not?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I thought my stories bored you.

Your DJ stories bore me, Johnny.

Well, Fran, I was a DJ, okay.

I worked as a DJ for a very long time, okay.

And I don't have a whole lot of music producers stories yet.

This was supposed to be a romantic getaway.

For once can we not hear talk about all the celebrities

and whores you've partied with?

I'm sorry.

And for your information,

I did talk to my sister this afternoon.

Ha.

That figures.

What does?

Every time you talk to her,

she puts you in one of these like kick ass

and take no prisoners kind of moods.

Does she?

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

She just gets me all worked up.

That's all.

She makes me feel small.

You know, only you can make you feel small, Franny.

You're right.

Come on, tell me the history of Red Moon Lake.

Come on.

Maybe it'll help set the mood for later.

One of the legends starts on the night of a full moon

just like tonight's gonna be.

And the moon was blood red, right?

Hey, who's telling the story?

Sorry, you are.

Go on.

As I was saying, the reflection of the moon

in the water of the lake was red.

Blood red.

But the story doesn't start at the lake.

It's starts with a woman named Gloria.

Gloria Standard.

Man, I'd kill myself if I had a name like that.

Who wants to be standard?

Now you sound like you've been talking with your sister.

May I continue?

Yeah, sorry.

Go on.

Thank you.

So it was the day before Thanksgiving

and she was hurrying around trying to get started

with her long weekend.

So this supposedly really happened?

Yeah.

Now will you quit interrupting me?

Go on.

Thank you.

So, she was a clerk in an office run by Lilith A. Thanos.

Lilith A. Thanos, the millionaire?

One and the same.

I never worked for a millionaire before.

Must be kind of intense.

Apparently it was.

Oh my God.

She's here.

Who?

Lilith A. Thanos.

The owner?

What's she doing here?

She just flew in from Chicago.

She has this special event to go to tonight.

What's she doing here?

I don't know.

Checking in on how her minions live.

I'm getting out of here and you better do the same.

I heard she likes to fire people

and she fires them on Monday instead of Friday

just to ruin their work week instead of weekend.

I heard she fired her last secretary

for spilling coffee at her desk.

Coffee.

I heard that it landed in her lap

and that the secretary did it on purpose.

Well, I didn't hear that part,

but I am not waiting any longer

to make a mistake that I might regret.

I suggest you do the same.

Plus tomorrow's Thanksgiving.

Have you forgotten about that?

We should all be with our families at this point anyways.

Sorry.

No, it's okay.

I know what you mean.

I'm almost done.

I'll see you I hope.

I'm sure that the rumors are just an exaggeration.

Maybe you're right.

Well.

See you later.

I hope.

And have a good Thanksgiving.

What might your name be?

My apologies, dear.

I didn't mean to startle you.

I'm sorry.

I was just so absorbed in my work I didn't hear you come in.

That's commendable.

I appreciate hard work for my employees.

Lilith.

Lilith Thanos.

I'm Gloria Standard.

It's nice to meet you.

I've heard a lot about you.

All flattering I hope.

Of course.

Of course.

Seems like we're the only two left.

What keeps you so late, Miss Standard?

I'm just finishing up

a few loose ends before the holidays.

Oh, well then don't let me keep you.

No, you're not.

So tomorrow, it's Thanksgiving.

The big day.

Everyone's off to overindulge and feed their filth.

No one wonder it's silent as a tomb around here.

How 'bout yourself, Miss Standard?

Do you celebrate the great feast?

I like the places where people eat alone by themselves.

Interesting.

I often eat alone on Thanksgiving as well.

You don't celebrate Thanksgiving?

Oh.

Not really.

I mean, I eat a tad bit more than I do on other days,

but I don't have any real family to speak of

and I'm not much for large gatherings.

Me either.

I sort of bailed on the office potluck party they had here.

So a loner I take it.

Sort of.

I doubt anybody even noticed I wasn't there.

Frankly, I don't think they'd even notice

if I never came in here again.

Oh surely it's not as bad as all that.

Of course not.

I'm exaggerating.

And what of your family, Miss Standard?

I'm afraid I don't have any.

I'm an orphan.

And you were never adopted?

No.

When I was 18, they said good luck and threw me out

and I've been plugging along ever since.

But I manage.

As have I.

You were an orphan, too?

Not exactly, but I never knew my mother

and well my father and I had a terrible falling out ages ago

and don't have any children to visit or to visit me.

All my other relatives have gone.

Much like yourself, I've spent most of my life alone.

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

Being alone isn't always a bad thing.

It's allowed me to focus on my career.

I see that's worked very well for you.

Yes, it has.

Well, I don't wanna keep you from your work.

You must be very busy with the year coming to an end.

Oh, no.

Not at all.

You're not keeping me.

In fact, I like to use the night to explore the city.

The night life.

In fact, I like to study people, especially the bad ones.

Study them?

Yes, I like to see what makes evil people tick.

There's something about them

that I just wanna be close to them

and learn how can we help them

and what keeps them going in this dog eat dog world?

Well, since they're the ones who keep the world this way,

I would think getting rid of them

would be the answer to that.

Go on.

You're an interesting person, Miss Thanos.

Please, call me Lilith.

And interesting how?

You have an unique way of getting people

to let their defenses down.

I'm sure that must be helpful in your line of work.

It hasn't hurt but I find most people

would just really love someone to listen to them.

They're so used to everyone else

telling their stories all the time

that they just wanna chance to tell their own.

So, what was it you were gonna say

before you stopped yourself?

Sometimes I wonder what keeps me going.

You know.

I believe I know exactly what you mean.

I'm afraid I talk too much.

I should really be going.

Of course.

Of course.

My apologies for taking up so much of your time.

No, not at all.

It was really nice of you to take the time to talk to me.

You know, Gloria.

I have a crazy idea.

Are you familiar with highway seven off the interstate?

The one that's just off Red Moon Lake?

Yes.

A little.

Well I have a little summer cabin back there

tucked off into the woods where I like

to go away to escape the madness.

What if you came over for a late dinner?

We can have a little Thanksgiving feast just the two of us.

I don't know.

Oh, say you will.

I promise I won't bite.

Okay.

I'll write address here.

Here we are.

These will help you find me.

Let's say eight o'clock.

I'd like an opportunity to tidy up

a little bit before you arrive.

You don't have to go to any trouble for me.

Oh no, no.

It's no trouble at all.

In fact, I'm truly looking forward

to our time together this evening.

Sounds wonderful.

That'll give me time to freshen up.

Fabulous.

I'll see you at eight, Gloria.

Oh my God.

Are you okay?

Run, behind you.

Bitch.

Wake up, trollops.

You're not gonna get away again.

Please, please.

What do you want?

You can take whatever you want just please.

Don't hurt me.

It's good to see you again, Gloria.

Who is that?

How do you know my name?

Miss Thanos, it's you.

Sh.

It's okay, Gloria.

Soon, everything will be okay.

What are you doing?

Where are we?

Where are all my clothes?

Well, I didn't see much point in getting them messy.

Plus, you are quite fetching this way.

I do so admire your red lingerie.

My favorite color even.

You had high hopes for us this evening, didn't you, Gloria?

Oh my God.

Not quite.

That's impossible.

What, that I'm a vampire or that vampires aren't real?

Both.

I assure that I am a vampire among other things

and you my dear, you're my very special guest.

You see this evening I'm entertaining some friends upstairs

and I promised them a special treat after dinner.

You.

I don't understand.

I knew I had to have you

after I saw your wrists and your arms

and then I read your personal file.

Do you remember what you did six months ago, Gloria?

You mean at work?

No, no, work.

Don't be ridiculous.

In fact, you missed four days of work

because what you did at home

or rather what you attempted to do.

You mean?

Yes.

You tried to kill yourself but in your last moments of life,

you changed your mind and called 911.

Do you remember that?

Yes.

I remember.

You see, where vampires feed,

the blood of our prey is always tucked

and sometimes it affects us differently.

Sometimes we get more aggressive.

Sometimes smarter.

And sometimes, sometimes it's even more special than that.

What makes me so special?

Well, you see, this woman here.

She has empathy.

Her house is filled with dogs.

All shapes and sizes.

She loves dogs.

And while all that empathy is for animals,

it's still an emotion we vampires cannot feel.

And when we feed on someone with overabundance of empathy,

we absorb it and when we absorb it,

we can portray it as if we actually do feel it

and for a brief time, believe or not,

we are capable of feeling that emotion.

We vampires can feel human emotion.

So what makes me so special?

You're a depressed woman, Gloria,

living a depressing life.

And while for humans that can be

as you discovered quite unbearable,

for us vampires it is truly something special.

You're going to kill me because I'm depressed?

Not just depressed.

Suicidal.

And that is the ultimate of depression.

That is the ultimate of sadness.

That is the ultimate of being human.

And when me and my friends feed on your blood,

we'll get just a taste of that powerful emotion.

You really don't know how lucky you are, Gloria,

to have such a powerful emotion within you.

You're going to turn me into a vampire?

Sadly, no.

As much as I'd love to have you by my side, no.

I'm going to give you what you truly desire.

What you couldn't give yourself.

A release from life.

But I don't want a release from life.

I stopped myself.

I saved myself, remember?

Only because you fear death more than you dreaded life.

Please.

- No. - Sh, Gloria.

It's okay, Gloria.

I'm freeing you.

But I.

Nothing like the taste of sadness

to make you truly appreciate life.

Well that was depressing.

Was it?

A vampire uses her employee

as her own Thanksgiving dinner.

What would you call it?

Mercy.

Mercy?

How in the hell do you get mercy

from slicing open a poor woman's throat

and drinking her blood?

Now, if she had turned her.

Yeah, but she didn't turn her for a reason.

She was depressed and she took away that pain.

No, she took away her life.

She seemed to be coping.

Coping isn't living.

Then just what is living?

Having fun, enjoying what's around us.

Living for today.

Right, yeah.

Why live for tomorrow when tomorrow might not ever come?

You know?

Live now.

Have fun now.

But what about consequences?

What consequences?

If all you do is live for today,

then how do you plan for the day after

or the day after that?

You don't.

So there's no future for us then?

Whoa.

Where did that come from?

If all you do is live for today,

then what future is there for us?

I love you, Johnny, and I want us

to spend the rest of our lives together.

I want us to spend the rest of our lives together, too.

Do you?

Do you really?

Yeah.

I do.

I want us to grow old together.

I want us to have children.

I want us to share our experiences together.

Really?

Yeah, really.

You never told me that before.

Well it just sort of came up.

I mean, later tonight by the fire I was-

- No, no, no, no, no.

Don't say anything.

Whatever you have planned, just keep it to yourself

until you're ready to tell me.

All right.

Maybe this trip was a good idea after all.

Yeah, I told you you'd have fun.

Do you have anymore stories?

I seem to find out more about you every time I tell one.

Red Moon Lake has quite a history.

Tell me on that involves love.

Maybe a love that never dies.

Yeah, okay.

Love.

Yeah, I got one of those.

It's got love in it, right?

Yes, its got love in it.

Okay then, tell away.

All right.

Now this is an old one.

A story about an old man named Caleb and his sick wife.

I'm so sorry, Chastity.

I brought you here for a better life.

I brought you and your mother here for a better life.

And what happens?

All you have his death.

Why?

Why God, why?

All I do is pray to you.

We love you so much and all you do is bring us death.

My daughter, you take my daughter.

And now my wife's dying.

What can we do?

What should I do to be better?

I can't live without her.

I can't live.

Why are you doing this to me?

We've never done anything.

We pray every day.

My wife, she's dying.

She's dying.

You could save her.

I know you can.

You couldn't save my daughter,

but you could save my wife.

Oh Lord.

Just ask anything and I will give.

Just spare my wife.

I'll be your obedient servant forever.

Caleb.

Yes.

Yes, Katherine.

Is that you?

Yes, yes.

How are you feeling?

Oh, oh.

Here, here, here.

This will help.

You just need to eat this.

Eat this soup.

It will make you better.

Eat this and you can gather your strength, please.

I don't have much time, Caleb.

I can feel death's hand on my shoulder.

Please, don't say that.

Please.

All we have to do but pray.

Caleb.

And God will help us.

God is helping us.

We must accept the truth.

God has decided.

He took Chastity and now he has come for me.

No, Katherine.

No, no.

It's okay.

- It's okay, my love. - No, we just have to pray.

We have to pray and God will make everything better.

He's gonna make you better.

If he wills it, I will soon be in his hands.

Just like our daughter.

No, don't say that.

Don't say that.

Please, God, don't let her go.

Don't let her die.

You are the Lord God.

Why do you let this go on?

My wife is a good, decent woman.

Who are you?

What do you want?

I'm here to help.

You have called out to God and I've come.

You don't look like an angel.

Angels can take many forms.

May I come in?

I can only help if I am invited.

How are you gonna help me?

Help us?

I can cure your wife.

I can ease her pain, her suffering.

I can bring back her strength

and give her a whole new life without pain.

You can do that?

Yes.

Oh, Caleb.

She suffers so.

Then invite me in so I may ease her suffering.

There are creatures of the night

that assume pleasing forms.

Creatures that prey upon the godly.

I know these creatures, but they take a sensual form

to arouse the passion of men.

Perhaps this will persuade you.

Chastity.

Chastity, child.

Come.

Oh my God.

To prove my powers here, I've brought your darling

daughter Chastity back from the dead.

But how?

How?

How is it she's never appeared before?

Because she was helping me

to help others that were afflicted,

but she's here now because her mother needs her.

Come, child.

Speak.

It's good to see you again, father.

Now, Caleb.

May we enter so we can help your loving wife?

No, no.

I buried you.

I buried you.

I gotta think about.

What is it, Caleb?

You do not believe your own eyes?

I believe I see my daughter,

but she could be a demon and you could be one, too.

I buried you.

I have to think.

I buried my daughter.

I have to think.

Oh my God, she looks like my daughter.

What is it, Caleb?

Do you not believe your own eyes?

I believe I see my daughter Chastity,

but she could be a demon as well as you may be one.

I do not fear that symbol.

That symbol is for the son of my father.

I have no need to fear it.

Your father?

Yes.

I am Lilith, the first woman,

the first female human creation of God.

Your God.

You lie.

I do not.

I refused to lie under Adam and thus I was cast out,

replaced by another Eve who was created to be more obedient.

How can that be true?

Could a normal human being

bring back your daughter from the dead?

Why do you wish to help me?

Because I know what it feels like

to be abandoned, to be without hope.

And God has abandoned you, Caleb.

Katherine.

She is suffering, Caleb.

Invite me in and I can once again

bring back the glow of life to her cheeks.

Father, please let her help.

It is the only way.

You prayed for God to help me and he never did,

but Lilith answered the call and she helped me.

Only Lilith can help mother now.

I am not your enemy, Caleb.

Christ father and my creator are one and the same.

I do not believe you.

I believe in the Lord.

And what has the Lord done for you recently?

Has he healed your wife?

Has he made your crops grow?

I do not rely on the Lord for my crops.

That is my duty.

And Katherine?

He will heal her.

Then come let us enter and go to her room

and watch this miracle.

I will not let you enter.

You are both from Satan sent to tempt me.

Tempt you?

Have I offered you my body?

Have I offered you gold?

Have I offered you power?

No.

Then why do you still have faith in a God

who is no longer listening?

He is listening.

Then why is Katherine still ill?

Why does she still suffer so?

Are you now Job?

Is this your test?

You're twisting things.

Your words are confusing me.

Call out to him, Caleb.

Call out to God and pray.

Get down on your knees and pray

that God will come and save your dying wife.

God, you need to hear me.

There are evil forces here trying to tempt me.

Perhaps you have sent them, but I need a sign.

I will not fail you.

I need you to send me a sign

that this is a test to my faith.

I see nor hear any sign.

Do you?

Why has God gone silent?

Have you sinned in your heart?

Has God forsaken you?

No.

I'm a righteous man.

I pray to God daily.

I believe in our Lord God.

He will save Katherine.

Oh, Caleb, I hurt.

I hurt so bad.

God, is this the sign?

Is this sign that you want me to let them enter

so they may stop her pain?

Caleb, help me.

I want this pain to stop.

I still see no sign, Caleb,

and all I hear are the cries of your wife's pain.

I can stop that pain, Caleb.

Invite us in.

Please, God, show me the way.

Very well, Caleb.

You have made your choice.

Trust your God as you watch your wife die

just as you watched your daughter die.

I hope you can stand to live alone without either of them.

Come, Chastity.

Please, Father, reconsider your decision.

Perhaps it is a sign.

Perhaps it is God who sent you to me.

Come in.

Come in both of you.

I will take it in good faith

that this is the sign that God sent.

Take us to Katherine.

Talk to her, Caleb.

Talk to her about your life together.

Remember our first meeting at the church outing?

I fell in love with you the first time I laid eyes on you.

You are so beautiful.

And you are so handsome and so strong.

The other men wanted to court you,

but I was the one you chose.

You always brought sunshine to my soul.

And you to mine.

Am I dreaming?

Is that Chastity?

Yes, yes, we have her back.

But how?

I can make Katherine whole again, Caleb,

just like I did with Chastity.

Can make her beauty last oceans of time,

but there is a price to pay for this.

You must choose to pay this price.

What is she saying, Caleb?

Who is this woman?

What will it be, Caleb?

I need you to save her, please.

Just save her.

Very good.

You must leave.

Leave and do not come back until tomorrow night.

I have her.

It will be done.

But-

- This is between we women.

You must show patience, Father, and wait outside the room.

Patience has always been a problem for me.

You know that, Chastity.

That is true.

I remember how cross you got with me

when I didn't learn fast enough to suit you.

Oh, I'm sorry, Chastity,

but you know all men make mistakes,

but now I have time to make amends with you and your mother.

That is true.

Soon we will be able to set things right

and give you the justice you deserve.

Please forgive me, Lord, for letting them in,

but I must have my Katherine back.

I pray it is you that sent them.

I must make Katherine free from pain.

Cannot live alone.

You must let her rest now, Caleb.

Do not enter her room until we return tomorrow night.

But she will need food and water.

No.

She is in my hands now.

I will watch over her.

I will take care of her needs.

Now we must go.

Please, stay with me, Chastity.

I'm sorry, Father, for I cannot,

but I will return with Lilith to bring mother back

and save her from the angel of death.

Bring her back?

Is she-

- No, she is only sleeping and she will remain that way

until I return tomorrow night.

Then she will rise and she'll be free of pain.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

You have chosen wisely, Caleb.

I love you.

Is that Chastity?

Yes.

Yes, we have her back.

I was with my daughter last night.

That was Chastity.

But was that really?

Was that Chastity?

Was that a spirit I was?

But she's so real.

I touched her.

It must be my daughter.

She's come back.

Yeah and my Katherine's coming back.

My Katherine's gonna be healed.

She's gonna be with me, yes.

Yes, she is.

She's coming back.

Praise God.

You still praise God?

Well, of course.

It was he that had you sent to me.

Who else?

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

What have I done?

What have I done?

You will join your wife and daughter soon, Caleb.

No longer will you be bound by a god who doesn't care.

Now, you pathetic man.

Oh God.

I've been a fool.

I made a bargain with Satan.

Now I'm paying for it.

I thought this was supposed to be a love story.

It was.

Caleb loved his wife.

And he handed her over to a vampire

and ended up being dinner for a super vampire.

We clearly have different ideas about expressing love.

But his love for his wife made him do that.

If he hadn't loved her-

- He might have lived.

So he gave his life for his wife

so she could live on, right?

Well yeah, I guess technically that's right.

Yeah.

So this was supposed to be based on a true story as well?

Oh yeah.

Yeah, if you go to the far side of the lake

and into the woods a little bit,

you'll find Chastity's grave.

What about Caleb and his wife?

Well the thing with the vampire

is they have to stay in the soil that they were buried in.

So no, only Chastity's.

Only she rise at nightfall.

Yes.

So are all the other things about vampires true?

Like what?

Well like stakes in the hearts, silver bullets.

Their reflections.

I mean, it seems to change a lot.

Like with the reflections.

I thought that they couldn't see their reflections ever,

but it turns out that's only

in man made options like a mirror.

They can see their reflections

in something natural like water.

Oh, then what about this Lilith thing?

Oh, she's real.

She was the first woman that God ever made,

but then she refused to lie under Adam.

Adam got pissed.

God banished Lilith.

Then he made Eve from Adam's rib

so he could always be dominant over her.

Well that's a crock.

You don't want me to dominate you?

Well, maybe in some things.

Like what?

We can talk about that later tonight.

I still don't think that was much of a love story.

I mean, he gave his life for his wife, right?

He didn't realize he was gonna be part of the deal.

Well, would you give your life for me?

In a heartbeat.

- Really? - Yeah.

Would you give your life for me?

Of course, yeah.

That doesn't sound very convincing.

Yes, I would.

It's just I don't know if I'd.

You wanna be vampire food.

Yeah.

All right, that's fair.

You know, I understand.

I mean, I don't know if I'd wanna do that either,

but luckily there's no such thing as vampires

so we don't have to worry.

Oh, can we stop?

I have to pee.

All right, I'm gonna look for a place to park.

Okay.

Okay.

So sorry.

Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Hey.

I know you.

Don't I?

Do you?

I know you from somewhere?

Do I know you?

Oh.

Suzie.

My name's Suzie.

Suzie?

You're Johnny the Gent.

Well, used to be.

Guilty as charged.

Oh, I'd like to give you something more

to feel guilty about.

Wow, you do know my past.

Well I hate to say it

'cause it gives away my age, but so does my daughter.

I went to a concert with her and you were emceeing.

I told her all about you.

You did, did you?

I used to listen to you all the time.

You had that really smooth voice that went with your looks.

Why'd you quit?

I went into producing.

Makes sense.

I sure miss that hot voice of yours though.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Thanks.

So it's some weather we're having, huh?

Am I making you nervous, Johnny?

Well it's October.

It's so cold.

Makes my nipples so hard you can bounce a quarter off 'em.

I bet you could.

Yeah.

Going camping?

Yeah.

Little late in the season for that, isn't it?

Well you know, at least this way we won't

have to deal with the crowds.

No, you'll just freeze your nuts off that's all.

I've got company.

Keep me warm.

Yeah.

I bet I could keep it warmer.

I'm sure you could.

You like?

Well yeah, I do.

Mm, I knew you would.

How's about signing 'em for me?

You know I-

- Johnny the Gent all the way across.

There's plenty of room.

So there is.

I don't have a pen on me.

Oh yeah.

You don't?

How 'bout that?

Oh.

Well.

Let's just real quick here.

All the way across.

Mm, yeah.

It looks nice.

It feels good, too.

Just in case your girlfriend

doesn't keep your nuts warm enough at night.

What's going on?

Oh nothing.

Just admiring your man that's all.

Looks like a good wind could blow you away.

Better than being a fat cow.

Oh, sweetie, I've never been called a fat cow.

Not with tits like these.

Haven't you heard?

Guys like curves.

Don't they, Johnny?

How did she know your name?

She saw me.

She recognized me in the parking lot

and she just came over and I.

- Let's just go, okay. - It was just.

I can explain.

Which part?

Where you were staring at her tits and ass

or how she knew your name?

Look, I didn't do anything.

Didn't do anything.

You signed her breasts and you say you didn't do anything.

Look, Fran, I can't help what my fans want, okay.

Let's just go onto the lake.

I don't want a little slut to ruin our weekend.

Good.

Thank you.

Thank you for believing me.

Are we close?

Yeah, we're getting real close.

The turn to the lake should be just up ahead.

Well?

What do you think?

It's beautiful here, Johnny.

Not as beautiful as you.

Nothing in nature could be as beautiful as you.

Well you do have a way with words, Johnny the Gent.

Well, thank you.

But just Johnny.

I think I'm gonna retire the Gent.

Now, why don't you set up the tent

and I'll start unloading the food and then maybe you can do

whatever plan you had mentioned you had in the car?

You still remember that little slip up there, do you?

Oh yeah and I can't wait to see

and hear what you have in mind.

How 'bout we talk about it over dinner?

Cool?

Very cool.

All right.

Whew.

This is excellent.

Yeah.

Anyway, for dinner I was thinking barbecued salmon

with a fresh spinach salad on the side.

Maybe a finishing touch of Pinot Noir.

That sounds excellent, too.

Beats the hell out of hot dogs and burgers.

Too bad that's all we got.

Okay, I guess we'll just have to make do.

Okay so, what do we do until then?

Well, let's start eating

and then we'll head over to the tent.

And then and there you better finish

what you talked about or you're sleeping alone tonight.

Got it?

Got it.

Oh yes.

Yo Paco, pass me a whiskey.

Fuck.

Thanks, man.

Hey man.

Come on, baby.

Let's do this.

Where you at, Curt?

Where you at, Curt?

Get your damn draws out your ass, boy.

'Bout to get some ass, baby.

Shit.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Knock, knock.

There she is.

There you go, big guy.

Oh, you got it.

Come on, baby.

Come on, baby.

Let's go.

We gonna have some fun tonight.

Yeah.

Man, she still looks pissed.

Like she could eat us or something.

Man, we just kidnapped her from the club.

She should be pissed.

Besides, she gotta put out without getting paid.

I don't know, man.

Something in the way she's looking at us is creeping me out.

Are you losing your nerve?

Nah, man.

She's just freaking me out a little.

That's all.

Enough with the cellphone, all right.

Go set up the real camera.

I'll cut her clothes off for her.

What will she do when she gets back?

She won't have anything to wear, man?

What's with you?

She ain't going back.

Yeah, right.

Let's have some fun, huh.

Man, this bitch is frigid as hell.

She don't move.

She don't smile.

She don't scream.

And her body's as cold as a corpse.

Who cares?

Man, cold her not, she is hot as fuck.

I don't know, man.

Up close she's really skinny

like she never eats or something.

She really does look like a corpse.

Hey, would you shut up with the corpse crap?

Just watch, man.

Shouldn't this be hurting or something?

Yeah, it's supposed to turn women on.

At least it does in the pornos.

She ain't doing nothing.

Why isn't she reacting, huh?

All right, turn her over.

Cut her ass.

Come on, come on, come on.

What the hell, man?

What the hell?

This isn't any fun, man.

Will you shut up, all right?

Why don't you two go get lost, huh?

I'm a have a little fun on my own with her.

What are you going to do?

Get a reaction out of her, all right?

I'm tired of her looking at us like that.

Well, don't mess her up too much.

Don't worry, all right, Kurt.

I'm just gonna put a little tattoo to remember me by.

All right?

Why don't you go get the camera?

Set it up so I can watch it later.

Come on.

All right, go get lost.

Go make out by the lake over there, huh.

Man, whatever, man.

What the hell?

Thought we were alone out here.

Stop freaking out, all right?

I got my piece in the glove box.

Grab it and take care of whoever's out there.

Why don't we just leave, man?

'Cause I ain't done with this bitch yet.

Now get the fuck out there and take care of business.

Man, let's get the hell out of here, man.

Come on.

What caused that to go off?

I don't know.

You've got me so excited, maybe my penis set it off.

Now that's really romantic, Johnny.

Thanks.

I'm joking.

I'm sorry.

You know, I thought this was gonna be a romantic getaway.

It is a romantic getaway.

Isn't the lake beautiful?

Not when it includes stories about vampires

and women being strung up by their feet.

Okay, I'm sorry.

You know, I'm a little curious about something.

What?

Well, I've been a little anxious to ask you this question.

Ask me what?

Go on.

Have you ever

been into bondage games?

What?

I'm sorry.

Bad timing, okay.

You think?

Johnny, what did I just say?

This is not the question I was expecting.

No, I haven't.

Have you?

Well.

You have, haven't you?

Well, which is it?

Receiving or giving?

What do you mean?

Were you the one being tied up

or was it the other way around?

Yeah, I've been tied up.

I mean, sort of tied up.

Okay, so tell me what happened.

How were you sort of tied up during sex?

Do tell.

I went to go see a dominatrix once

and she had me take off my clothes.

All your clothes?

Yes, all my clothes.

And then I laid down on a table

and she got some plastic wrap

and used it to wrap me into the table.

You're kidding.

Did you know this dominatrix?

Of course not, no.

So you let a complete stranger strip you down naked

and tie you to a table?

Well, yeah.

Did anyone know you were with her?

No, of course not.

I can't believe you did that.

I can't believe anyone would do that.

So what happened next?

Obviously she didn't kill you.

Nothing, nothing much.

Oh, no.

You're not getting off that easy.

What happened?

I started hyperventilating.

What?

I freaked out and I started hyperventilating.

It turns out I'm slightly claustrophobic.

I mean.

I'm sorry.

How ironic is that?

I mean, what happened next?

So she freaked out 'cause I was freaking out,

so she cut me loose and then I just.

I left.

That's it?

No sex?

No.

A real dominatrix doesn't do sex.

And after that pitiful performance, I was not in the mood.

Well, I hope you didn't pay too much

for this really sexy "50 Shades of Gray" experience.

Enough.

So, how 'bout the other way around?

What?

Have you ever done bondage with the roles reversed?

Oh yeah, a few times.

Really?

How come you never mentioned doing that with me?

I don't know.

I guess I see you a little different is all.

What, I'm not sexy enough for your kinky little games?

No, no, it's not that.

You're better than that is all.

I see you as.

As a what?

As a wife.

As a mother to our kids.

What?

You're kidding.

No.

You saw this coming.

I've been hinting at it all day.

Will you marry me?

Johnny, your timing-

- Is all bad.

I know.

Marry me.

Yes, of course I'll marry you.

Oh my gosh.

It's beautiful, Johnny.

I love you, Franny.

I love you, too, Johnny.

It is beautiful here in spite of all your spooky stories.

Yeah, it is.

And on that note.

What?

I have to pee.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh shit.

What?

Yo, you know who that is?

Man, that's Johnny the Gent.

The DJ.

No shit?

No shit.

Huh?

I saw him at a concert he was promoting.

Bad for him then, huh?

You know, he's supposed to be hot with the ladies.

Yo, I bet he's not alone out here, man.

Yeah, who the hell would come out here alone?

Yo, we might have our own babe to play with.

No more sloppy seconds with Paco.

The first one to her gets her.

You're on.

Yeah.

Let's go.

I wanna hear you scream.

Come on.

What if I cut your nipples off, huh?

Is that gonna get a reaction out of you?

Say something, dammit.

I'm going to kill you.

I don't think so.

Ow.

Stop, you're hurting me.

Oh, oh, oh.

Fuck.

Oh no, not more.

Please stop.

You're pathetic.

I thought we came out here to party.

Fucking did.

Goddamn right we did.

- You're weak, aren't you? - Fuck you.

Bet you don't even know how to get it in.

Oh my fucking god.

I'm gonna fucking kill you.

You know that?

Oh, I'm so scared.

Yeah, you should be.

Fucking ready.

Are you to die?

You wanna have a little fun, huh?

I'm gonna show you a little fun.

Come on, get over here.

Oh shit, I fucking told you.

Let's just go in.

Let's just barge in.

Come on, man.

Paper, rock, scissors.

Let's go.

Ah, okay.

Motherfucker, come on, man.

Wait, wait, wait.

Why take turns if we can both have her

at the same fucking time?

Why the fuck didn't I think of that?

Huh?

Yeah shit, let's do it.

Come on.

Chinese food comes for me.

Hey Johnny, I'm ready for you,

but no more scary stories, okay.

I don't wanna be scared anymore.

Johnny?

Here's Johnny.

Let go of me.

Please, please.

Please.

Please.

Let go.

Help.

Man.

Man, let her go.

But she can identify us.

Man, no way.

It happened so fast.

Look, if the cops come, we can be witnesses for each other.

Two guys did it, not three, okay.

Besides, I wanna get back to that stripper bitch.

I bet she knows how to do a lot of tricks.

Okay, cool.

That bitch was boring anyway.

All she did was lay there and cry.

Yeah, man.

I hate when they make the man do all the work.

Lazy bitch.

Okay, that stripper chick ain't much different

and she's creepy too, man.

Dude, what is with you?

Who gives a shit, okay?

It's two in one night.

That's the first time for me.

Just make sure Paco doesn't know

about this other bitch, okay.

I don't know.

He killed us if he knew we let her get away

and didn't share her, man.

Motherfucking right.

Having fun now?

Come on, is that all you got?

Fuck yeah.

You don't need this shit.

'Bout time.

You take care of business?

Man, just some fishermen.

No big deal.

Yeah.

No big deal.

All right, well I'm done with her.

Got her set up.

She's ready for you two.

Have whatever you want.

Have fun.

Awesome, man.

This is great.

Two in one night.

The fuck does that mean?

Nothing, man.

Let's do this.

Oh, and we can take all the time we want.

You ready for a real man?

Oh, I am going to make you so sore,

you won't walk for a week.

Then I'm gon' ruin that sweet ass of yours.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

You have to do something, man.

You do something.

Come on.

Oh shit.

Get the fuck off me.

Hey, let me in.

Let me in.

Paco.

Time to join us.

You'll like it here.

I know you.

Do we get to film you too now?

I can't wait to play with you again.

I'm not angry.

Lilith cuts my throat every night

and now she'll cut yours too.

Only God can save you now.

You were right, Johnny.

Those stories were true.

They killed you.

They hurt me.

Now I'm gonna die at Red Moon Lake.

Why do I always make the wrong decisions, Johnny?

Why?

Why didn't I listen to my sister?

I hate it when she's right.

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