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Oh my God what are you doing

What are you doing

You're watching p*** you have

Serious you're not supposed to be home

Excuse

I'm not going to turn this off

I was about to come

Okay you know I never

I never want to hear you say that again

Well you do about it

I don't even have words right now for what I wish I had not come home early I can

To relax

Oki

Boxing today

You shut off

This is a Christian household

Joseph

Well he would have never f****** here now is he hasn't been here

The hell he is

Espresso

Outside women wanted sex when they were stressed

Well tell your father

Were you talking to me with my day like this is a little awkward

You got to give me a for effort

Enough products get your s*** together

Let me know when you're ready in there I'm not done with you

I'll let you know

I'll try to rub one out quickly

Okay okay okay address

Yes I'm dressed

Yes of course

Don't tell him I'm dressed let's get this over with please

Okay and I'm dressed

You know what now that we're here

What to expect you have to do this but

To give you a lecture for watching

Answer my question

Send it.

I don't have to go to Saturday as you money because he's

Good parent hear the good cop I have to be the bad guy while he's out gallivanting with

You don't have to do this while you're the one who's supposed

Used to be a gentleman and an educated one at that

What do you think you're going to spend the rest of your life a motherfuking derelict sitting in your mother's house on your mother's laptop computer

Jerking off is that how you want to spend your days because let me tell you something mister

Well I kind of like it because like

I mean have you looked in the mirror lately

Hot

You're super high in Duncanville

How many times

YouTube

Cool

I'm trying to catch a double church services tomorrow for this mister

I was talking to my girlfriend

You need Jesus

Yes I did this entire family needs Jesus

Okay

Yeah that is

No I don't want to hear about it I don't want to hear this is a conversation for somebody else that is not me

Is it between you and your father

You're not going to tell him anything about this

Excuse me

Looking through the computer and I noticed a dating after I was going to get on to try to get it

Older women Nelson stuff cuz that's what I'm into

And apparently

Like

Sassy 101 has your profile picture on enterkomputer and

I was like reading some of the paragraphs to some of these like super muscular guys like as I was trying to

What do you want

What is what are not going to tell your father about that

Meatheads around covered in tattoos

He's always gone he's never here what am I supposed to do

Please do you know it's not just about

By the way you are not the jealous you are not to tell your father how dare

Are you talk to your father about this do you understand

But I'm also going to tell him about the dating thing because that's my boy

You are what do you want what do you want from me

You want money do I have to do to get you

To keep your f****** mouth shut

My computer do you understand

You know I like

How do I have

God you are such a sweet kid

What happened to you

You have no respect

Why are you doing this what is wrong with you what is happening in your life that you feel the need to be soaked

Perverted I wanted to try to get hard again while you're talking to you because I want to impress you

Alright so you know what I want you to do I want you to do this but okay

You want me to do something with the people on TV are doing this cannot be f****** happening

Okay listen

MTV first of all

I'm expecting to have this

You know what is happening I have to accept it what you want me to do something that just did this

Young lady is doing on on the laptop

That

Well what you doing

Oh my God where did you get this from

I don't know

Your father

My God

The Happening

What the f*** happened in you are just

Out of control but you know what

That's what I see a lot of them

Hanging out or internet sucks so

That's what it's going to take for you to keep your

Talking mouth shut

Okay

Google Doodle

Beauty Amsterdam

Well you know what

Camp

Pay the bill

I cannot believe this is happening what's your schedule from

Answer for me

Organism

Right now it's over with and then you're going to tell anybody okay

You're going to keep that

Sometimes we have to do things

I get your vagina everybody happy

Hottest ever

You

Help

You do a fine stick

I do have

Nicer than your father's

What kind of tequila

It's a satisfying

Weird huh

This is what you wanted

Things that you wanted

So worked up you seem more relaxed already

Well I'm pleasantly surprised with the size of your dick I do have to say but that does not

Okay

What did you learn that from watching the laptop to how long have you been here

What is a career job

White hard my hands and I feel like growing

F****** wrong

What's so wrong with it so right

Is that what you wanted me to get her a little wet for you

Like the girls you see on that computer of mine

Nothing just sit back and enjoy it to the best of your ability

Well I guess I might as well cuz I don't seem to have a choice, do I

Don't push it mister

It would be

So weird

You know what it will be a cold day in hell if your father were walking right now I would be

Myself she's not coming

Anytime soon he's never f****** here in my little sis enjoy my house

Look up Progressive

Woman knows what she's doing what she does for the balls

Well

I do know a thing or two

Longer than your fish

Fletcher

He likes that is not what you wanted

You want to kiss

Unbelievable

Can't believe I'm doing this right now you are unbelievable this entire family is completely

Sensitive

I bet it was a lot too because I've been jerking off to p***

Embarrassment

What's happens when you supposed to get your clothes on

Skip to My Lou

Get your s*** together come on

Funny

Please father meat out for the love of God. Be sitting here all day

Make sure you clearly make sure for tonight because that's our dinner

Speaking of thawing meat at 14 lb

Thinking about the other day

Do you know what what did I tell you didn't stop it how many

What are you doing

That's not your picture

Make yourself useful around her please locate the kitchen

You know

Tribute to this household

Alpha alpha female

Sure as s***

Now I see why I've never around mean

You really going to talk to yourself

Reface

You want to watch some of these thoughts on you

I'm good

Somebody has to pay the bills around here obviously it's not you

Do what I asked okay I'll be back

I got you

Idaho Potato

You look so hot and dangerous me I can't stop thinking about it

What are you talking about

You are so funny

Believable sometimes

Work your ass off because it looks pretty damn good when I call you

If your father were here so we could teach you some God

Goddamn respect Jesus in your life

My God

You are so perverted there was so much

List all the things that are wrong with you I mean my

Where's my phone

Healthy Pizza

You're such a

You are dehydrated green beans

Please forgive me

Where's the remote

Exactly what I'm getting at I'm sorry your oldest

Just need some goddamn respect

Maybe there is maybe somebody just been walking around here dropping

Pick up after you leaving motherfukers

I don't know what's happening anymore

I'm sorry

Do whatever you got to do I don't know what to say about that you f***** up.

Syracuse

Better think about what you've done and be repercussions

Order some food because

Instead of the delicious dinner that I was going to

People are too lazy to get their s*** together

I would rather f****** shave my head

How to save the world

You're too much

Saving the world important

That's why I'm so stressed out all the time so please

Forgive me

You wouldn't Jesus sure we will be

I'm not discussing this right now I am so angry

Order this food

Sit down and eat it maybe if I feel nice I will share some with you

Suppose I can let you massage my feet from splintering

Job you had one job today

Well

You're lucky that you know what you're doing because I actually feel quite nice

At least you know what you're doing with your fingers I can't really stay the same for your father

Going to be this family too much longer

Oh that's good

Well at least you're good for something maybe you can go in with masseuse school

You still have your life

Everybody

Well Beggars can't be choosers mister I mean right now your career is that

Euro so

I like watching Spotify movies

I want to be a Critic

Just have to get off your ass and do some work okay

While I tell you your father has never massage me like this in all the years that we've been together so

It feels okay

I can tell

I don't know you aren't that does back until you

Yeah I really needed that

It doesn't mean you're off the hook

Don't forget

Don't forget anything

I'm not even going to go there right now because I'm feeling

I don't want to revisit that

We can talk about that later but just know you were on my ship but my s*** list

Because

Trying to be

Present in the moment and enjoy

Well that's damn straight I need some

Except for you and this is just the most

Put your hands right there if you want to get handsy get handsy then do it

Better yet

Going to take my titties out right there and kiss you

Easier access

Well you aren't that s*** f****** crazy either so we might as well have a good time.

That's right that's right I guess I have found my people haven't I

You're too much what does this s***

You're making my nipples hard aren't you satisfied

Really is that what we're doing right now

You know that's almost makes up for the

Someone's a little bit

Ready

The least you can do for me considering all the motherfuking trauma that you can put in with your car

Oh my God again

Talk to me like that

Don't think this is going to make it all better you know

I'm still mad at you

What were here

The hell's going on

You know what's going on

Comfortable because I'm not ordering dinner until you

Coming home are you question

We prove it

Off the f******

Completely enjoy myself

Dad's not coming home

Caillou

F***

Way better than your father

Baby

I thought you never were

I'm going to order dinner now okay

Can push too far enough

Signs you think it's pot

What are you doing

Order some food real quick

Assure

But you're fine you're good or good

Forgot it was a wonderful

OK Google

Let me order some food

Nicole

What

What

You calling me

What the f***

Found out something today

Claire has been cheating on me this entire time

We've already done it before you're way better than your father so

I can't believe you're defending her wait on me

Your plan

Have been

I just want

Spider-Man

Acme

You're welcome

I have never been more sure

Everything is okay it mean

Ultimately

Your father is cheating on me so I can do whatever the f*** I want and not feel guilty

You know you know how to

Talking Angela

Love your cock

Coffee so much better than your father's anyways

I was thinking

You're much better being bad

Father that's what I'm saying

Chicago

Who's playing at this point I don't even care if your father comes home fast I think it would be hilarious if you happen to

Watching your texts

I don't know that

Puerto Rican pernil

Parking

No I'm glad you watch out I'm pouring at least you learned something

Baby I saw your father

Now you are using the great job is doing everything

Concussion

Booty by your father but only had a

Give It To Me song

Home

Killing my p****

Vienna

Failing every interview

We were just a test now

Africa

Glad your father cheated on

Now we can talk all the time I don't even care

Watching

Okay you want to see what we can do with that

Beatrix

Uganda future I guess though

How was your day today

Lochia

Get out of your way

Critter stuff

Please please

You get better every time

.

Oh my God

Better now thanks to you and your

Father never have her blocked me like this

Yeah

I wanted

Thanks.

Hi

How you like it

You have learned a lot

But I just sit right here

New show you future

But you've never had a girl to the

Do you have feelings

That's great

Right

Your father doesn't even deserve this p****

What show you every

Oh my God

Bouncing up and down on

A caucus so much nicer

5S

Neonova

Today is your lucky day you're just learning all kinds of things aren't you

What are you doing

Coffee

No I don't like the way

You know what

Gear S watch

CiCi's

Fuck you all the time

Maybe next time you watch p*** I can watch them with you

Option b

Maybe

Yeah

When I come over your coffee

M4u

Travis a spice today

You're going down

Is that supposed to be

Come on my face

Don't go talking to you

BB stacks

Easy lunch

What you have

Play the song.

You won't be the last

Go get me

Tablet okay

Daddy's coming home tonight

Go

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